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# BRRRRUUUUMMMMMM!!!!

First post, hope you like.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:35, archived)
# I like!
Great post, great stalking :-)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:38, archived)
# you have been a member for 8 months and this is your first post?
tis good by the way
woo to you
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Yeah thought I should finaly do something
WIll do more now I have CS3 to play with
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Cool!

(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Aw, there's certainly some potential for variations on this
How about her poppin' a wheelie?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I do like.
Welcome to postingland
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Like lots
pull up a giraffe, you'll be here for eternity

:)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:44, archived)
# That's great
although I was expecting a big *CRASH* when he/she/it was out of frame
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:44, archived)
# *Likes*
Woo!
Keep up the good work :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I cannot endorse the safety of this activity!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:23, archived)
# woo !
thats the ticket
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:31, archived)
# such a lazy sunday

decided to test out my new tablet with illustrator, couldnt get the eyes and teeth to look right though.
again colours could be wrong due to crappy laptop

Edit: I have a 5 hour train journey tomorrow, if anyone wants me to do a picture of...well...anything just gaz me a link or picture and ill see what i can do.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
One of my favourite Brannigan lines
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# wow
I thought you'd just slapped some words on there at first.

top work!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# i did use a picture to get what he looks like right
but the whole thing is competly drawn from scratch.

Thank you
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Haha good!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Quality drawing and a top quote to boot!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Looks woo enough to me!
"Ah Kif, you're crying like a woman".
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# "what are you..
gay?"
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:23, archived)
# "That young man fills me with hope...
...And some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing"
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:28, archived)
# "lower"
"lower... lower... a lot lower.... TOO LOW!... lower"
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Yay!
I don't know why the eyes are so hard to get right, but they are, apparently. Have you seen the box art for the first season of Futurama? Every one of them looks to be dead inside.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:22, archived)
# its the teeth that bug me the most
sorta sharper than they should be.
And i think its the left eye which throws it off a lil.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)
# do a zoidberg!
"to hell with your spoilt baby, i need those shoes!"
btw, that is most woo.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Yay to this sort of thing!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Wonderful stuff
brillio!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:24, archived)
# nicely done
but you have a new tablet?

Tut tut. Very bad form.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# well its my first tbh
Only really decided to get one after trying to teach myself flash and photoshop with lots of books.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:32, archived)
# but you do know
that the first image on b3ta from a new tablet is a mandatory CDC?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Ahhh! Bisto
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Yay for Brannigan!
"Kiff, the best way to get into a girl's bed is through her parents...sleep with them and you're in!"

EDIT: I just noticed you made the drawing yourself! I was fooled that it was just a cut and paste from Google Images. Very woo, sir!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Great drawing.....
But the caption..??..priceless classic....!!!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:55, archived)
# do a time lapse gif
of 5 hours on a train
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Bender.
I am suggesting you need more robot, not that you are homosexualist.!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Bollocks, muttered Yoda
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)
# he looks thoroughly disgusted
nicely done sir!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Someone else is far from pleased as well..
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Has he had a stroke?
not THAT kind either... Dirty Boy!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Have a pea from this morning
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:27, archived)
# banjo
was his name-o?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:30, archived)
# yup


(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:31, archived)
# he looks
kinda like bruce campbell. apart from the banjo, of course.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Another pearoast
vaguely starwars in nature *spang*
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:35, archived)
# I saw this the other day,
but the work pooters are too dark!
Now I can see how good it is!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Needs some
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Woo!
The second 'tastic mp3 you've fired my way today. I'll stick this on my phone.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:46, archived)
# I say..
new Springwatch cameras?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Hahaha
hat stand!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:35, archived)
# banjo callrision?
or however you spell it
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:38, archived)
# That is truly awful
well done, m :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Thanks!
I try my worst!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Eeyore? Is that you?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Kissing his sister, he is!
Pervert is he!

woo!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)
# i think yoda should be wanking
30 years without a shag, is he.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:51, archived)
# hmmmmrm like this I do!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# I've already spotted that as an avatar elsewhere
:)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:02, archived)
# haha :)
where abouts?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Teh Internets! :)

hello all!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:06, archived)
# 'lo :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Yo you! :)
Back from Oslo or logged on up North?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Just got back
:)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:20, archived)
# woo
to prodigy69!

sockie rulez
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:16, archived)
# why?
did he want Leia to himself then?

Needs more Daily Mail "Ban this incestuous filth"

nice work :-)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# MMMmmmm woo yay'd and hoopla'd that I did.......
Yoda should have told him she didn't swallow and he would have lost incest...sorry meant *interest*...great stuff.....
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:53, archived)
# get back pesky theif
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)
# nice one cheif
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)
# smashin' :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)
# *steals*
Mhuahaha!

Also: woo.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:42, archived)
# have my own personal
woocannon

*fires*

(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Fool!
While I'm over here dancing at you, my Bees of Adoration are making off with your Lovepile!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)
# *makes new lovepile*
mhm
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:48, archived)
# take this cream and it should clear up
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# He looks far to hard to fuck with
*tries to remain inconspicuous behind curtain*
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:50, archived)
# silly Superdave, apples are not love

;)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Luffly as per.
Not seen much of your stuff for ages!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:53, archived)
# i never get round to it anymore
i got my own house and people are always here so i dont go on the computer much. real life taking me away from my internet wonderworld.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Oh Noes! 'real life'!!!
; )
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# is everyone here called dave?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:00, archived)
# yes dave
/trig blog
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:01, archived)
# nope
just me.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Join usss....
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:06, archived)
# lovely, lovely
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:06, archived)
# you've stolen my heart again.
it would appear i'm now gay, how did that happen?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:09, archived)
# you were always gay
you just did not notice. how silly of you.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:11, archived)
# bugger!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:13, archived)
# i'm sure
someone will, if you ask them nicely ;)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:18, archived)
# b3ta

that is all :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# that's lovely :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Top of the world ma
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)
# haha
PAH!! that made me laugh a LOT
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# perfect opportunity to roast this pea:
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:57, archived)
# has this been altered
like this before?



(apols if it has)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:18, archived)
# nice!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Just time to squeeze one out before beddies...
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# I know you aren't one...
YOU LOVE IT.!!!

But it was appropriate for the moment.

What a drive.!!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:05, archived)
# what a drive?
he didn't have to overtake anything, no oncoming traffic, pedestrians or cyclists, hundreds of people to take care of his car,piss of piss.
even i could do it and i've never driven a car in my life.

although the boy done good.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# sorry for the size and all

can somone tell me how to compress gif files?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:36, archived)
# if its too big, link it, then it doesn't matter about compressing it
put a screenshot or still image on the page to direct you to the gif, and it'll
save the bumraping you'll get for posting a huge animation.
please link this until you can optimise it :)


Alternatively, look here for some useful tips:
www.lemony.co.uk/Optimisation/animations.htm
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)
# youre website is brokened :(
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:41, archived)
# you're right, the links are down...
hmm, just google 'animation or gif optimisation' then - that should help you.

there are also free animation optimisers available online if you google for it..
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:41, archived)
# If you don't have Photoshop
Irfanview is free off the web, and makes things nice and easy to optimise :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:53, archived)
# replace yours with this if you so desire.
or just download it and fiddle with the timings
as i was loosing the will to live, i hate both cdc's and that pete fellow.

www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/pete.gif

it's about 135kb
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# nicely done that man!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:03, archived)
# dunno about that.
it seems our friend prefers his huge one.

for me a nice big redex would be preferable.
but who am i to judge.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:06, archived)
# aargh!
this hurts my internet

What program are you using?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Sqirlz morph
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)
# then cut down the number of frames by about 2/3
and you should be there
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:41, archived)
# okilly dokilly
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:42, archived)
# oof
can't help you in that case... I only just learned the art of optimization in imageready myself.

Must say though, quite a nice dickhead you drew there :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Board Nazis, do something!
I use Jasc Animation Shop, by the way.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Apparently
the board Nazis have Sundays off
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Lazy b3tards.
What are they? Christian?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Fading effects make gifs huge.
EDIT: This is beyond a joke. 800+K?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Bang ..and the Cillits gone
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Cillit...
...BONG?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# fuck me!
How did you get it that big?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:46, archived)
# use less frames, avoid fades where you can and only change the necessary bits
You're moving every pixel in that image when you only want to alter the head and bollocks.

(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# 2fukinbig
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# link it
thats 3 times larger than the sun
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:09, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:36, archived)
# RIS?
Is this just a really weak joke or am I missing something?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:41, archived)
# it's up the left hand side
Dead Basset instead of Fred Basset.

It took me a few moments, but I still didn't laugh. Sorry.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)
# does that mean that without the dead bassett bit
this comic strip was actually THAT naff?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:17, archived)
# yup
it's one of those "it's a comic strip so it's funny" comic strips

sadly

personally, I was amused :D

by him being dead
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:22, archived)
# He's dead
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Ah.
I'm from the land of the windmills, cheese and wooden shoes. So, Fred Basset's not really known here.

Also, I just checked Wikipedia, he died in 1991, not really hot news, then.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:47, archived)
# so this:

is more accurate?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Much better.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:59, archived)
# love the fact
that due to the optimisation the owner looks zombieish himself
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:02, archived)
# is that what optimisation looks like?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:12, archived)
# I wonder if
any one actually finds fred basset funny?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:14, archived)
# This..
is amazing! A lot more funnier than the real deal.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:00, archived)
# is it me or in the last frame is he humping the wall?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# A psychic raptor!?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:29, archived)
# ooh excellent good work
has it got a nose ring?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:33, archived)
# of course
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:39, archived)
# my friend told me about that series I may find it out
my friend is fat...
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Fuck!
*Locks self in kitchen*
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Have you not seen Jurassic park?
They can get into kitchens!
Try the bathroom instead!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:37, archived)
# And get eaten by the T-Rex?
not likely.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:26, archived)
# So it knows I'm going to say woo?


(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:36, archived)
# He appears to be flying on a Monkey-type cloud
I shall summon mine.
*blows through fingers*

TJ: can anyone recommend a good free OCR app?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:38, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:09, archived)
# cheers
that's just the ticket
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Didn't save it from extinction, though.
Top drawing skittles, BTW.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Drawing moustaches.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)
# haha?
oh in other news, you might like this, it's about a third down the page, I'm on a shock/nsfw/porn site

obviously NSFW
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Well SOR-RY!
Pff.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:21, archived)
# your image confused but amused me
I just got excited about my disease of a meme spreading further
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)
#
Do I really need to explain?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)
# just for me,
gaz me, I don't watch tv anymore
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Okay.
It's not even tv-related.

The first three people get a moustache. The fourth already has a moustache, so he gets hair.

It's really not that hard.

Edit: BTW, congrats on your meme-spreadingness.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
# it is for me :(
edit: thank you
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Nothing but broken pizzas for me
I'm afraid.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)
# I wonder if I'm allowed to leach my own picture?
ah broken pizza hold on I'll upload it somewhere
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Haha!
That ended up on that site? What a strange world we live in ;)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Oooh...
You ninja, you.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:27, archived)
# it's been on a few extremely dodgy sites
which I've been given links from other b3tans

conclusion: b3tans are extremely dodgy
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Or:
B3tans attract really dodgy people.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:28, archived)
# I couldn't agree more haha
Maybe there's a GMOS fetish out there.
*goes off to search on imagefap*
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:29, archived)
# So what you doin' on a porn site?


(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:28, archived)
# actually I got linked off talk
and it's none of your business, I'll wank however and whenever I please
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:30, archived)
# I guess it must be because
You look like the epitomy of an habitual shock porn masturbator.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:32, archived)
# I certainly have that air about me
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:33, archived)
# awesome!
(more) people will be wanking over you now!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:56, archived)
# HAHAHA
Well, I guess a congratulations is in order....

hello GMOS
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Transformers, Muslims in disguise
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)
# BIGGER
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)
# There.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:08, archived)
# seemingly better
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:11, archived)
# still a tad large
take out a couple of the frames as it turns into the postbox
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Hmm...
Yes, 300k is still quite large.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Arf! nice idea.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)
# I recognise that post box...
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun? (probably in 1859)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# LOLZ
Sorry, I meant: woo.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)
# omfgwtfroflmfaobbqgtgbrbkthnkswtfHAXX <3 u 1337 d3wd

(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Quite so.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:06, archived)
# pfffft
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)
# It ssseeeaaaaaaamss you're quite confident you can beat me.
have a 'pfft!'
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Yes
I think it WAS about 1859.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:34, archived)
# My last faceswap
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# That's horrible.
Woo!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# haha
would. (top left)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:54, archived)
# is that Bono?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)
# no this is:
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:58, archived)
# haha
this wins everything! the internet AND it's closet homosexual cousin, the cyberweb
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)
# What about the blogosphere?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:10, archived)
# that's
a myth, everyone who's tried to get there has fallen off the edge of the world
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)
# *tries*
*falls*
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# officiates at second /board funeral
can't remember who the first one was for

ah, it was puromyocin's case:

www.b3ta.com/board/6813080
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Glad you like it :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:17, archived)
# That isn't Bono!
don't think I don't know..
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Awesome
and disturbing!¬!!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Michael Chiklis on the right aicmfp
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:23, archived)
# britney spears has let herself go abit...
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:11, archived)
# they are a lovely couple of lads really
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)
# hahahahahaha
nice
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:47, archived)
# ACTION MAIL POSTING!
woo! :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Great! Super!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:36, archived)
# hahaha you loon!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:23, archived)
# i don't get motorola's new phone


original here


edit:
apologies to as seen on tv who did seem to get it, but it's not exactly rocket science
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:34, archived)
# huh?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:35, archived)
# LOL, Spam?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:36, archived)
# no
click the link
saw the tv ad and thought of b3ta straight away, there's a very (un)subtle change
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Motorisr
And?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:38, archived)
# This needs an
[insert a picture saying EXPLAINATION here]

What's not to get? It's a phone...
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# it looks like it bends slightly when you slide the cover up.
If it feels more like a conventional phone handset, i'd probably like it.

It looks like it has built in MP3 player -- meh...

But then, maybe I don't get it either

*waits yet again for wetware phone implant*
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Moron!
*gets it*
Ironic how nearly everyone's RISing it.
Edit: Don't explain, make 'em work!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)
# This would be funny in response to a moronic post
but here it's just threadwasting - not funny
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)
# ^this
if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:45, archived)
# FFS now you are all RISing as well!
RIS comes from a damaged shop sign from MORRISONS supermarket. The letters RIS had dropped off and left MORONS. Now it is B3ta for "I don't understand the post". Read your family history chillen, before you start giving out bollockings.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# this is
quite possibly the most ristastic post i'll ever make :D
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Well I thought it was obvious as well as hummussy
and as a bonus it's brought out a few anger management patients.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:57, archived)
# thank you
sirrah
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:01, archived)
# you're both mistaken
www.b3ta.com/board/7305210
he wasn't insulting me
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
# a good excuse to show off my RIS pic

(i do get it by the way)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:41, archived)
# hahaha
hurray for megadeth turning up somewhere on the board!

\m/
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Yes, motoRISr...

Sorry for deleting, I wanted to edit & clicked the wrong button.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:42, archived)
# What does RIS actually mean?
I've never known :S
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)
# i don't get it
pretty much
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Then why answer?
Sorry if that seems rude btw, but you know it makes sense.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)
# no you prick
as you've now seen from the links it means "i don't get it" fucking clart
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Also
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Thank you good sir
I never thought about Wiki
It holds the answers to everything.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Google is your friend.
Keywords: b3ta ris
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:51, archived)
# that needs
"does it tile" added to it, but i can't as all uni IPs are blocked cos wiki is shite and lazy.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:55, archived)
# It means MORONS
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# lol
took me a minute :)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:17, archived)
# hmmm
have a RIS ;-)

(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:40, archived)
# ris you say?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:23, archived)
# That would be about right
Woo
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:25, archived)
# can i get
a yeee-haaw?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Y'all damn straight!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:29, archived)
# pffft
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Is this real? Or shopped?
I'm not sure what to think!
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 6:13, archived)
# Pretty close to real...
There are certainly a lot of rednecks with rebel flags on their trucks and Christian bumper stickers, along with stickers supporting Bush.

Kinda scary around these parts sometimes.

(And then there's my car, which has a Flying Spaghetti Monster on one side of the trunk and a Pirate Fish on the other...)
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Nicely done.
Sell them. Sell them now.
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 16:07, archived)
# can i just direct people to these...
(, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
# my first attempt
at trying to swap faces
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:22, archived)
# good-ish
the pugs face is good,
heres my verion of face swapping:

appollogies for the shitness
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:24, archived)
# I think the bitch's face is good also
The one with teh boo-bees
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:26, archived)
# i thought we weren't doing RPS anymore
oh wait a sec......
woo sir!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahaha


haha


hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:34, archived)
# have you
actually swopped faces on this pic? i can't see the difference
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Shopped pikchewers only please!
/ac :D
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Beadle found stabbed to death in street

quick n shit
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
# haha
he died doing what what he loved....
wearing high heels
woo! *click*
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
# I demand a Barrymore-type piccie
You sexy thang
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:03, archived)
# hahaha
'ningles all
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)
# that is so funny
i almost weed a little bit
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
# I know his daughter
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
#
know did
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
# She is quite pretty
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:11, archived)
# ...on the other hand
...she's withered like a cancerous crow's foot.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# send it to her
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
# I refuse
I am biding my time and gauging her opinion on jokes aimed at her Dad's freakish hand beofre pointing her in the direction of b3ta
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Hahaha
well it inspired mirth
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:07, archived)
# I like the idea of beadle with an entirely round head
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Wooty WOo!
I have so very little opportunity for pearoasts, so here's one.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
# haha
Brilliant
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:11, archived)
# is he singing
to the tune of we are all on drugs?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Beadle loves the platforms
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Smoke anyone
Front

Back

EDIT: Mmn there all fixed! mabey
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Holy jesus.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:55, archived)
# you shouldn't talk about my sister like that
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Hello new person
That is far too big and is lacking in hummus.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# real estate wise?
or the combine size of both?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Both those images are fucking massive
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Jesus fuck!
You might want to resize that before you get raped.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# your scanner
seems to be equipped with a super-biggifying ray, perhaps you should uninstall this particular piece of hardware

edit: oh dear, now it is all of the redex
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Neither is your optimisation program.
Link them or fuck off.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Needs more filesize
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:57, archived)
# sir, your thread has been less than successful

(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:04, archived)
# At 4am
kinda expected that
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:13, archived)
# So why did you post it at 7:15PM? LOL!
*always says things like that to people in different timezones*
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:15, archived)
# BECAUSE
i can go back in time.... or your 9 hours behind the times
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Nice!!!!!
subtle
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:09, archived)
# hmmm
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Well done on the most useless thread, EVER
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Fact?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:18, archived)
# I just found this in my garden. Yippee.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Kiss it in the mouth!!!!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Random doodle


Click for bigger.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:46, archived)
# verrrr nice
I like, you have all the skills
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Ta
I liked your fiords.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:55, archived)
# she's gonna be so pissed off
when the hangover wears off ahd she realises someone has shaved her head
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)
# is it Britney?
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:58, archived)
# no
she's much better looking that Britney


/not really a lesbian
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Hopefully...
...better than my first compo entry...
:-)
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Hehe
Made me hear Withnail in the pub there
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# and God did indeed rue the day...
...and took the bastard axe to him.
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:41, archived)
# very nice
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Heh
nice
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Rolling On the Clouds Laughing?
Hahaha!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# ace
woo-ha!
(, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 21:15, archived)

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