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First Image Ready Anim, and scrolling background.
Can't get to grips with the optimisation in IR. Any pointers?

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

and yes, here are some pointers

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

Fuck an egg!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

woo yay

*goes to work on an egg*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

do it!

*is looking forward to Stranglehold*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

John Woos

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

hahahahahah

seamless

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

Chav is more an attitude than a social class I think

in response to your sig.

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

can't we all just get along?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

nope

*shoves*
innit.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

You started it

*sulks*

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

it was always burning

since the worlds been turning

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

ha ha

you got wro-ong

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

This is super

I went to work on an egg today. :)

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

that's breakfast

super is what you have before you go to bed

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

Awwww, some of us have sex.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

never!!!

*keeps all the sex*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

*shoots*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

*leaves*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

no, super is what Clark Kent turns into when he goes into a phone box

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

he turns into a sidestreet before he goes into a phone box

if that's what you meant

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

sweet

optimising in IR seems like a right fuck, i can't manage it properly so i won't offer any 'tips'

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new_matt, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

great anim! top stuff!

this is always a great start

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

oooh

never knew that existed. ta!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

if it looks bad at first, then play around with colours, lossy etc etc

but that helps a lot at the start, and then you know what you're dealing with

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

"create droplet"?

What does that do?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

It creates a droplet, silly

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

oh god no,

don't use that feature, it creates awful image quality. Just turn off dithering, use perceptual colours, and then gradually increase the lossy amount till it's under 250k

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:23, archived)

my egg riding licence has expired

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

Then apply to the EVLA and get it renewed!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

nicely.

have no idea how ir works.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:16, archived)

that is a fine first anim

You seem to have reduced the colours and removed dither, have you tried upping lossy value in the optimise options?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:18, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaayyyy

if an image has areas that aren't supposed to move during the anim, but do so (due to your source being a movie or something) you can put a masked still image on the top layer.
other than that, there's the usual color reduction / overall image size / number of frames / lossy gif thing you can use to optimise.
Oh, and there's an "optimize to file size" option you might want to try out which sets the optimisation settings accordingly.

Edit: did you just update it? with added dithering and/or lossy? It looked better before and was already within the 250k limits :-/

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:20, archived)

re edit:

yeah i did. b3tards look like it broke, i hosted it elsewhere, with a different version. Reverted back now. ta for feedback.

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)

www.visitrochdale.com

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha

I think I have a pair of trousers like that!!

Woo yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

that just makes me think of the yellow submarine animations

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

you've had her

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

she's a lovely looking lady

But she sings like a transvestite with a ping pong ball lodged in her throat....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

stop drawing your dream dates

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

Vordeman?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*breathes in*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

hahahaha...

very loud office lol, you bastard

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

hahaha!!

sexah!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

Selachophobia- Fear of sharks

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)

My great uncle designed that bridge

100% of fact

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

coool

my grandad worked in the factory where they made the bits

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

My Grandad swept the floor of the factory after the bits were made

not true, just wanted to add to the sliding scale of importance

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

My grandad

once beat up your grandad and stole his wages

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Weetobix, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

geoff capes is my mums second cousin....

or something...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)

My uncle Jimmy

used to spar with Barry McGuigan (is that how you spell it?)

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:21, archived)

I've seen it on the telly

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

me too

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

Groovy

Would love to go and actually see the damn thing

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

it's not a damn

it's a bridge :p

(gingerchris I'm trying..., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:22, archived)

I climbed up to the top of it.

horrible cold, windy and rainy day in July, but it was fun. Even got teh t-shirt.
www.bridgeclimb.com
& something from Monday:

(just testing my new hedgehog...)

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tubaman, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)

nice to see the shark's bought its own sea with it

that other stuff looks filthy.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)

Well i would not want to drink it either

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

Repetophobia

Fear that this might go on for some time

;P

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

Fuck me, I'm bored!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

no ta

I'VE JUST EATEN

visit _scotland

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

rissing on the scotland thing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

^ this

If I want fried food I can just go to my chippy.

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

sorry

www.b3ta.com/board/7343628

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

You should be

It started half an hour ago and it's already annoying.

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

ha ha

Freebs got wro-ong...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

hee hee

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

i thought everyone knew not install a new microsoft OS

until at least 2 years after it's released?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

I've got the upgrade disk

sitting gathering dust on my desk at the mo...

Too scared to touch it, lest it cover me in boils

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

microwave the fucker

then nuke it from space

it's the only way to be sure

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

and risk releasing

General Zod again!?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

haha!!

it's bad when you have to start paying protection money!!
feeding fivers into the disk drive....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

You can't just demand it you know

I have to get worked up a bit first.
Got any Cher outfits?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

a few

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=cher%20outfit&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

What the fuck is that thing?
www.candistratton.com/images/cher_60s.jpg

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

i'll give your sister blisters as i fist her

then terminate her ass like asta la vista

i don't take money, i work for a biscuit
'cause i'm a killer and i'm willing to risk it

but not a rich tea, so maybe a hob-nob
pay up front, 'cause you know i'll do a good job...

why did we never record this song!?!?
/lazy blog

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

*human beatboxes*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

*head bobs*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

when you say lower class, do you mean working class, or dolescum?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

ha ha!

it could go on for ever

i just think it's funny that most wouldn't bandy the words working class and lower class around
but everyone's happy to shout Chav every five minutes
it's like the new PC term for the great unwashed masses

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

you can have middleclass chavs

it's just less likely
it's only people who don't have very much money, that seem to waste it trying to make themselves and their cars look like they've had lots of money spent on them, and failing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)

i'm yet to see a middle class Chav

they all seem to be Goths and wide boys :D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

my brother often dresses like a chav

and he's staunch middle class, even upper-middle

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

I dislike chavs.

They are not a class, they are a social group.

That said, I do dislike the whole working class snobbery associated with chavs.

'He's a good man, provides for his family'
'She was born with a silver spoon in his mouth - daddy's little girl'

And they don't se the idiocy of it.

The working class may kiss my arse, I've got the foreman's job at last.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:12, archived)

The last sentence of that

Is like an anti-Billy Bragg song.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

no one cares what you think, Hippy

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)

It's pretty but is it any better?

_{do not visit scotland.}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

Ah... so it's just like XP then...

except with a slightly more friendly approach to dominion

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)

Is it just me or is /talk

/broke?

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

don't suppose anyone over here cares

unless they all pile over 'cos they're now homeless. although i'm sure the pictures will soon have them running scared.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

I dislike the clique-ness of /talk

but at the same time I feel guilty for never posting pictures

and talk has less n00bs due to people being mean to them

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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

you're safe here

we don't allow cliques and noobs are fun.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:13, archived)

i hope not

we don't want those fuckwits over here

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:09, archived)

Your ignore button'll be red-hot!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)

its better than xp by a country mile

if you don't like it joe, install Ubuntu instead.

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:08, archived)

I really don't trust my new kitty...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

*more scared of leprechaun*

Woo!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

lack of ears are a problem with those type of cats.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

brilliant twitching action!!

kind of like me when i get angry....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

He tells me to burn things...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

it has

the cold dead eyes of a killer

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:14, archived)

and for those that missed his other hit, earlier...
www.b3ta.com/board/7342546

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

pffft. I have a true* copy of his letter to the queen.

* Is true, 100% FACT

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

is that written by that hilton lass?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

pfft!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

hahaha!!

*wipes tear*
excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7343338

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)

you bloody clever bastard!

that si most WOO.

lets see zoo print that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

A marvellous tribute to the wanker

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

and noooooow

the time has come
for my tongue
to taste beef curtain

and as
i lick her clit
my fingers split
her lips wide open.....

I FUCKED HER SiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiDE~WAAAAAAAAYS!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

(O_O)

that's NAWTY!!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

HAHAHA

audible chuckle in office.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

Here you go,

have some apostrophes. You need them more than I.

''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

full stop

in the naaame of love

before you break my heart
think it oh-oh-veer

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)

I copy and pasted the original lyrics from a site

and just tinkered with it mildly,
so blame teh interwebs for lack of apostrophes

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)

you wont be passing your exams with that sort of attitude young sir!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)

Hahahahaha!

*round of applause*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

Tourism attractions

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

Haha

where is this magical place? I demand answers!

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

pssst

www.visitscotland.com

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

surely you mean

www.visitscotland.com?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

no no no no no NO

WWW.VISITSCOTLAND.COM

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

are you sure it's not

WWW.visitSCOTLAND.com ?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

still wrong.

www.visitscotland.com/index.htm

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

I think that's in the Highlands somewhere

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

guide.visitscotland.com/vs/guide/5,en,SCH1/objectId,RGN891vs,curr,GBP,season,at1,selectedEntry,home/home.html

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)

good old Dumfries

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

Dumfries and Galloway is the perfect escape from the stresses of modern life.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

~~the stresses of~~

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:05, archived)

haha

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

Broccoli cannot climb steep hills

Move to higher ground when being attacked by broccoli

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

pfft

escape from brocolli!

film at 5.

(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

Arf!

nice.

swimming with Knife through head indeed, you're not meant to swim for 20 mins after you've had a knife in your head.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

I want a Cher Outfit

http//:www.visitscotland.com

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

What's all this Visit Scotland nonsense?

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

it's important and valuable information

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

about visiting Scotland

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

your new primeminster commands you to visit his birthplace.

and spend your monies on scotland.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

the dark side of the Forth

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

It was the old Prime Minister's birthplace too

but you didn't hear him banging on about it

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

it's subtle direct marketing

... how much does it cost to sponsor the news letter...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)

I think Babycham is usually followed by Cher outfit

But that's just in my house.
Heheh.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)

Bukkake Bacon!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)

aiiee!

broccoli!!
*flees*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

GOOD.....but

I think it's the pikey that lives in a caravan - chav is council estate.

STILL GOOD THOUGH :)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

when you say Chav,

you mean...

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

Pikey and chav are the same thing where I come from

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)

they are totally different

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)

Ooh no. They're both part of the class system

Pikeys live in caravans while CHAV stands for Council House And Violent.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:59, archived)

that's a reverse acronym, innit?

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:02, archived)

Mmmm, broccoli!

I want a swanrobot too

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)

Gordon Brown-Bear is finally moving in

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

WHAT HE SAID

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mictoboooooooooooooooooooooy!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

everyone's heard, about the word

ah wella
ommmm amm mmoo maammictoboy

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!111

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

PPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

Well fuck me sideways!

If it isn't everyone's favourite cunt!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

WHERE?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

*waves*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

she was released yesterday

seems that everyone but new_matt has done her and her fetid flappy cunt.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)

There

There on the stair!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)

Nice Harris quote there

Saw him at Wireless last weekend, he was surprisingly good live

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)

Yeah, saw him at Glasto

was excellent - one of the highlights in fact.

I kept shouting things like "Gan on the doonhamers", but he did not hear.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)

haha

I met him on a night out in Dumfries a few weeks back. I told him he had a shite website

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)

Touting for business

or just his cock?

It's true though, his website is shite.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:03, archived)

oh my word

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

hahaha WASPBOXY!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

GORDON'S ALIVE!

sorry

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

hahaha

oh my, time for his diary secretary to take some dick-tation

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

Nice subtle tagging waspy.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

oh my god!

* rushes out to buy green briefcase to replace full hard drive.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

haha!

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

pfft

(

Grampa, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

Lovely

Great tag too

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

What a funny chap you are!

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

he looks like what this country needs!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

I do admit this is a fair effort

/\ RX7

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)

ris?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

well done

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)

Powerpoint ftw!

(

P3te "the Meat", Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)

hahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

haha

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

Oof!

excellent

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

hahahaha!

slow down i can't keep up.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

hhahaha!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

Hahahahaha

Excellent!

*clicks*

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)

Pfft!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)

ha ha ha!!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

Siren cat senses danger

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)

HAHAHA!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)

What GMOS said.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

ahahah!

(

Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)

woo!!

but you really ought to tag it just incase

(

DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

meh

I'm not a credit whore like some.

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

Awsomes

(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

lovely

woo!

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

you're on chuffin fire

nicely.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

That looks like Mushroom's cat only not as fluffy!

Woo!

because Mushroom's cat looks just like Woogie! as does that'un! Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)

PIXEL!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

hahahahaha

*clicks*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

woooweee!

click

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)

I need one of those.

Our Jack Russell would be driven even more insane than she already is...

(

The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)

more

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

Ris?

[EDIT: I like the way the cat isn't allowed in.]

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)

have you been living under a rock for the past few months?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

No.

Clearly not, I have a Gordon Brown post just down there.

I just don't get the joke here.

Maybe I have been under a rock?

Please explain.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

people often decorate

when they move into a new house

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

Oh.

Then I stand by my ris.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

Acers

this happened just before.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

pffft

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)

hahaha

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)

hahaha

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)

hahaha!

and the same goes for bbb.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

Girly hands!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)

Floppy wrists!

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)

More likely to be

whitewash!

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)

wait until he changes the flag for tartan

and makes you all work like dogs in the haggis mines!!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)

Stranglers Lyrics

Prolly bin done

(Steve_LF, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)

New Primeminister in strange eczema romp shocker!!!

pages 5,6 & 7

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

first degree burns?

painful

(

new_matt, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

the future's bright.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

just a few times

yes

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

indeed

painted in big letters

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)

The recent weather inspired me to play with Squirlz again

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)

first bit of rain i've seen in ages!

:D

/sunny southend blog

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)

damn right

it's weird, I keep hearing about all of this flooding up north, it was a nice sunny day down here!

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

woo yay, very nice

just had hail stones in Edinburgh... ~~bit strange~~ completely normal for Scotland in June

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)

och!

I was up in the Nevis Range last month - it was raining a little at the bottom, and snowing at the top - in June!

yay!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)

*slaps*

quiet you - think of the tourist industry for christ's sake.

www.visitscotland.com

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)

I'm not saying there was anything wrong with it

It was ace!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

that's right... everything was 'ace' or perhaps 'braw' ... yes, that'll fly

whatever you do though, don't ever mention the hoards of merderous morlocks which roam the entire country feasting on the hearts of tourists!!!

_{www.visitscotland.com}

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)

that's good

clearly fake, no shark etc.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)

I got put away for playing with squirrels

let that be a warning to you

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

As long as

you keep your hands off their nuts it's ok.

(

shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

fookin' gorgeous in Londinium today...

Must water the plants tonight.

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

This is ace.

Well done!

(

Grampa, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)

Woo

I love teh rain

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)

Cue music.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

haha!

(

BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

dada da daaaa da dada

daa daa dada daaaaaaa!

woo!

(

jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)

i can see this going one of two ways.....

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)

the one with the laser cutting his cock off

and the other with the fisting and the decapitation?

great minds eh.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)

I'm noticing a lack of cock in the first place....

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)

you should work on that waist line

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

Yippeeeeee!

Hahaha! Get butt-kicking Pip!
Wheeeee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)

his flies are undone!

^{woo yay}

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)

WOW!

Well I feel safer, I don't know about anyone else.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

I feel sleepy

and a bit bored

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)

Actually that's for me too.

Are you me?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

I'm not sure

... perhaps we're twinned like cities desperate for attention

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)

i feel full

with yummy sandwiches and fresh baked cookies

*washes down with milky coffee*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)

COOKIE

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

FACT

International Crime Terrorists can only be fought by spies in Dinner Jackets.

100% FACT!

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

Brilliant.

I want a denizen though. Those guys are cool.

(

Aenesis, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

He can borrow

my new gun.

Edit: In other news, WOO!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

*grabs*

*plays Time Crisis*

(

pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

this is all well and good

but where's my picture of paris hilton? eh? eh?

(

new_matt, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)

Here ya go.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

Hooray1

*awaits next episode*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)

yay rik dangerous,

now that was a game. No, really, it was.

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)

YES!

(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)

Pip Dangerous 1960s psychadelicArt poster, please!

Pleeease..?

(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)

Hahaha

Women want to be him, men want to be with him!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:19, archived)

bottom left hand corner

(xaniac, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)

top right bevel

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)

mornington crescent

I WINZ!

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)

ah but you used a robinson inversion, which was outlawed after the peterborough conference

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)

but was reinstated as a valid move

after the 12th billingsgate massacre.

and it's wedensday so all robinson's are exempt from exemption until a full round has concluded with no pre-exemptions*

*pre-exempt exemptions are exempted

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

ah piss

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)

top left tentacles

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)

Coming to a small theatre in Basingstoke Summer 1974!

Click it for big if you dare

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)

a master of the ancient art of

kik yu

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

ha ha!!

wicked!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

aceness

woo!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)

fucking WOOYAY! to the MAX

that is excellent toasty, i love it.

:D

*glees*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)

Afternoon, luvlies...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

god

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)

Does it have the Tiger strength setting?

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)

I am strangely interested in this item

please post straight away

(

The Tig and me, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)

Haha haha

if a bit gross

(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)

haha!

very well shopped old chap!

(

BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)

i had great fun on a film set once

pretending that one of those fisty-dildos was my real hand

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

Hmm

why didn't you just use your real hand for fisting?

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

it was more

touching people with it and watching them recoil

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)

What and then they realised you had a fake fist?

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)

yes

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)

~~film set~~ high street

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)

~~film set high street~~ School

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)

~~high street~~ some woods

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)

Hahaha

and ewwww :D

(

in vino veritas, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

hahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)

Trust in me

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)

he looks a little short for a stormtrooper

but it is nice nonetheless

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)

Awww..

it's a toad..

(Snailfighter Mk VIII MASTER of the bits underneath the ledges on fences, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)

How dare you!

He's at least twice as deadly as the deadliest toad!

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

Mushroom!

tis good that

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)

You know i never thought about that

Oh and thanks for the comment on Flickr

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

Very

wriggley

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

Yes!

I WILL vote for Gordon Brown!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)

My God...

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)

That's ace.

So have a mew. Is this the feline version of 2001??

*embryos*

(

Carlossus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)

It's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

(

Grampa, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)

Pfffft!

(

Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)

have you got one hand in your pocket?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)

I likey....

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)

Nice reflection!

(

Carlossus, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)

that's exactly what i was thinking

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)

hahahahahahahahah

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)

I CAN SEE FOREVER!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)

stary stary nights.

you can get drops for that.

splendid.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)

And the compo version...

My God...it's out of memory

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)

Now why'd you wanna go and put stars in his eyes

woo :)

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)

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