b3ta.com board

Home » Messageboard » Archive 31319 (Older | Newer)

she's not like other girls...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)

ooh..

Is she inside a big monsters mouth?

About to be eaten with sharp white teefs?

(

philiphunter is liable to flooding, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)

you'd better hope and pray

that you don't wake one day next to that

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:57, archived)

Why?

is she slim and does not whine like a bitch all day?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:58, archived)

Go Dave Go!

Edit: I've just realise this is worse than the original.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)

...kin 'ell...

..Morrissey has piled on the pounds!
.
.
edit: ha ha... just noticed the filename!

(

philiphunter is liable to flooding, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:44, archived)

DIRTYYYYY

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)

just like that 'Aguilarealiria' girl thingy used to be!

(

philiphunter is liable to flooding, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:48, archived)

i don't know which is worse...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)

boing clap!

(

Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)

its like looking in the mirror whilst jumping

only after having gained 400lbs

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:46, archived)

that's scary

in so many ways.

now my curry is ready.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)

Ready = regurgitated

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:51, archived)

i'm just glad

i saw that before i ate

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:55, archived)

The Exodus of Bunnies

cfb

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)

That is fantastic :D

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)

This is proper Bo.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:30, archived)

woo!

the aceness of this is apparent for all to see.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)

That is Excellent! I Like it Lots!

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
...not worth it's own thread....
.
..............my first animated gif EVER!

(

philiphunter is liable to flooding, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)

Oh how utterly marvellous

'clicks'
They are escaping from Widnes aren't they?

"Flee, flee little bunnies. Flee from the clutches of the evil plastic Scousers!" ;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:31, archived)

hahahahaha!

us real scousers shall rule all the bunnies!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)

That's rather sumptuous

Excellent work :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:32, archived)

lully

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:33, archived)

Well that is just utterly beautiful.

I think I'd best be off to get some kip. Night all :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:37, archived)

Yay for balloons!

I refound this yesterday

(

lemony, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:38, archived)

i still like the dracula one best.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:43, archived)

little bunny foo foo

goes riding ina ba-loon

(

Krog3r has acquired some deceant lurkage, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)

Cor!

Very nice.

(

Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)

the horror....

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:27, archived)

Argh

toenails of teror

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:28, archived)

WHAT

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)

^Very much this

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:34, archived)

no way...haa haa...

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:42, archived)

baby herman

and shenzi?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:45, archived)

her toenails

look like chilli peppers

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)

repost from silly o'clock last night

my new idea for the latest reality show crossover: HOUSE HUNTERS MOST HAUNTED!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:01, archived)

The moon has a moustache

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)

hahaha

I have no idea why I lol'd, but I did

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)

this

(

Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)

the man in the moon

works for pringles

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)

and a blindfold

(gianthead, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)

I saw it as a massive bushy monobrow

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:09, archived)

scary

no eyes

(gianthead, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)

as well as shades

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)

AM I the only one that PAYS ATTENTION to the rules?

;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:07, archived)

rules are made to be broken

much like my underwire....;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)

do not break underwire.

The underwire is a fundamental component required for all overwires to function correctly.

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)

it also

keeps my knees nork-free

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:14, archived)

l always make careful note of all rules

before breaking them

(gianthead, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)

Whoopy!

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)

Why am I looking at your Mexican?

(

routine has perfected burgers, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)

just bored ... and sorry for bigness

Shot at 2007-07-07

(picitujeromanov, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)

any opportunity to use this

should be taken :D

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)

ooooh soon I'll be a meme

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)

Fucking YES!

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)

I don't quite get what it is or what its purpose is or why God can exist when there's suffering in the world

wait, scratch that last one

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)

He sent his only son to die for our sins

you ungrateful bastard!

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:12, archived)

I daren't imagine what it'll be like when it hatches

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)

This probably will go on Deviantart.

This is about to be my entry to the Neverwinter Nights Vault NWN2 fanart competition.
It's Ammon Jerro for the geeks and for the non geeks, nothing to see here.

Click for bigger (140KB)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:38, archived)

ooooooooh thats proper art is that

have a click

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:39, archived)

^this

and *click*

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:40, archived)

Here's a new thing for you to use!

(if you like)

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:55, archived)

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)

Fucking yes!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)

I've found a use for it already!

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)

Yeehaw

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)

that's bloody good :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:40, archived)

NWN is a classic game

that all should pay homage to

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:40, archived)

*pays*

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:41, archived)

*homo's it*

wait, what did you say again?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)

did you just frot it?

_{frotting
Rubbing one's crotch against unexpecting people, furniture or walls. A favourite of sex-starved Japanese businessmen on the sub-way.

'I caught him frotting the fridge once, it was just wrong.'}

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:47, archived)

um no

*gets off of japanese subway*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:48, archived)

well

I like it

*lights 14th cig of the night*

I'd been quitting but beer just makes it too enjoyable

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:41, archived)

Neverwinter Nights?

w00t!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)

best game that side of 1999

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)

Neverwinter Nights 2

best game of the year ( oh bugger, what about oblivion? Now I'm confused )

www.atari.com/nwn2/UK/index.php

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)

I want the NWN2 expansion :(

Why does it have to come out AFTER the huge summer break. Arseholes.

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)

just fill your boots

with some modules til then. There are one or two decent ones. I'm even considering one myself.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)

Ooh, when I looked for modules all I found was shit like "WOAH THIS IS JUST A PRELUDE!"

and bollocks that would be completed in like ten minutes. Are people actually releasing decent story modules now, like they did for NWN1?

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:51, archived)

There are a couple to be found.

'tragedy in Tragedor' was not to bad as I recall. I've just got 'Night Howls in Nestlehaven V1.14' but not played it yet ( as I had a mad moment and decided to play Dungeon Siege 2 : Broken World and finish it for a change.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:57, archived)

Cheers, I'll note those have a look through some module sites tomorrow.

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)

only just got a geforce 7800 gs today

been painfully directx-9-less for far too long

all rejoice!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:48, archived)

Rejoicement!

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:48, archived)

^this

sadly enough my computer is so old I could only get an AGP compatible gfx card

So many games to play now, I'd been living several years in the past

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)

Generally something to be regarded as A Good Thing.

The games you've missed will be both cheap and classic now. The newer games aren't all that interesting anyway ._.

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)

hehe well that's always good to know :)

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:59, archived)

meh

finally got to play Europa Universalis 3 today amongst other things

good stuff

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:03, archived)

you will no doubt

be getting Half Life 2.

Also go to ATI and download their latest drivers ( not to use,) just that they are giving away an option in the download files to get HL2 Lost Coast as a freebie.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:15, archived)

Lost Coast isn't worth it. It's just like a 5 minute level that's barely more than a tech demo.

You get Deathmatch free, too. Which is also godawful.

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:24, archived)

ah right.

I've never played it. I'm not a big HL2 fan. More of a dungeoner or games like X3. Playing Dawn of Magic ( russian game, kind of Diablo for the 21st century ) at the moment and loving some hack and slash.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:29, archived)

ooh that's harsh

I remember the day I got my ATI 9800pro just for DX9.0 and did indeed rejoice. Until PCIe cards came out. I'm chasing pixel fill rates every 3-6 months now. Currently on twin XT1950's and am considering a DX10 card shortly.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:53, archived)

Balls to you.

My X850XT is starting to talk to me. It says things like "Woah, hey, I'm old. You want to play Fallout 3, right?" to which I go "That's not for over a year yet, spaz" and it goes "WOOAH UPGRADE ME ANYWAY"

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:54, archived)

The new 8600 GTS

Is pretty good value for money, pixels to the pound-wise

(

loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)

I'm afraid

I don't do Nvidia so I'm looking at an HD2900XT for an AMD dual core I will be building mid-week.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:02, archived)

Haven't seenone of them running yet,

but the reviews are pretty good,should be nice with the AMD chip, 6000+ perchance?!

(

loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:05, archived)

No I'm going with the

4200+ X2 simply because I picked one up with an SLI board and 2GB DDR800 for buttons in the loot.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:10, archived)

You can't complain at that,

Sounds lika a bargain, I can't really upgrade at the mo, got a bloody socket 939 mobo

*cries*

(

loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)

Socket 939

is indeed the way to go as AM2 ( latest 64bit Athlon, Sempron and X2 chips ) will be around for a while I think

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)

The new barcelonas are out in October

Well, that's the theory anyway, don't think I can wait till then though

(

loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:23, archived)

well

happy b3taday to you!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:11, archived)

Thankee,

mind you, I need to sort out the lurkage!

(

loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:13, archived)

damn. I knew I forgot something

in my last post. Happy B3taday.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:16, archived)

Thanks.

I need to post more often though, severe lack of hoummus, and the skillorz of a three week dead puffer fish!

(

loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)

haha I'd actually

gotten an "ATI RadeonX 1950 Crossfire Edition"

But that needed a "slave"

I wouldve had to get a new motherboard altogether so I just returned the bitch and got myself something I could deal with.

/retard

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)

I've been

DirectX-less for several years.

As long as I can play Quake 3+, UT2K4 and Enemy Territory I'm happy.

A man of simple pleasures*, I am.

* like blowjobs

(

helmetcream, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:00, archived)

I quite loved

the bit of Oblivion I played.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)

Ooooh

Arty :D

I like that

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)

FUCK YOU JERRO

SHANDRA DIED BECAUSE OF YOU

Oh wait, I laughed at that bit. AH HA HA HA HA HA.

What did you do to make this, by the way? Because it looks pretty ace

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)

Corel Painter X

Is my arty weapon of choice these days.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)

So did you draw it from scratch, scratch with reference, trace or what?

Details, man!

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:46, archived)

reference from the

official game trailer.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:50, archived)

Top hole.

You captured his feeling of "AM GONNA BLAST SOME FUCKERS!" quite well. Haha.

_{Eldritch chain! Eldritch chain! BESHADOWED BLAST!}

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)

thats a bit good : )

(

nocturne72, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)

I really like that!

For WoW comedy I have just watched uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-Xxluqv0HZA

(

Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:56, archived)

I Am X-Ray or Josh Todd.

Site Much?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)

you still making up silly band names? ;D

woo!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)

i was talking about this earlier

I feel old every time i see one of her posts as i havent heard of any of these people

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:40, archived)

Surely,

you've heard of the X-Ray Chin Merchants?

;)

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:40, archived)

you should check out The rutting chutney farmers

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)

I want his belt buckle

or a kitten

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)

Erm...

Here.
I wish I could give you the buckle, but you'll have to live with just the kitten. ;D

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:34, archived)

oooooh fluffeh

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:34, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)

oh dear

still drawing emo wastes huh?

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)

They're not wastes.

Geez.
And he's a techno kid.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:35, archived)

No dear he is not a 'techno kid'

Real 'techno kids' don't look like emos :p

Your responses are fucking classic though, keep em coming; I laugh every time :D

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:38, archived)

Techno kid.

Meaning he makes techno music.

meanie

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:39, archived)

I wouldn't really class that as techno

More the kind of moronic shit we get over here called 'Happy Hardcore'

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:42, archived)

I am ending this argument of sorts, with this:

We disagree. So let's agree on that and be done with it.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)

Whenever I google the people you draw

they always have some sort of link to Band X, which has a link to Band Y, which has a link to the Kaiser Chiefs.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)

*glow sticks*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz1Z8Plcfyg

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)

Try this:

myspace.com/iamxraytunes

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:35, archived)

MY EYES!

Ed: So if that chap is X-ray, what does Josh Todd have to do with any of this?

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)

YOUR EYES!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)

SOME EYES!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:38, archived)

SURMISE!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:38, archived)

SUPLISE!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:39, archived)

SUPRISE!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:41, archived)

SUNRISE

_{early in the morning}

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:19, archived)

HAHA he FAILS at coding

fucking idiot :p

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:40, archived)

you must have all of the hard-on

picking on the young girl.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:22, archived)

I know he's young and affeminate

but there's no reason to go calling him a girl :p

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:47, archived)

Hmm.

While the myspace layout is utterly terrible and the music is grating after a very short amount of time, I suppose it's not all that bad

I mean... it's not listenable. But I haven't earsploded.

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:40, archived)

I like

Pretty Rave Girl.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)

It's completely generic. But I suppose it works.

The tune sounds... familiar, though. I know I haven't heard of this guy or his music before, but that tune is familiar. Might be because of how generic it is, though :p

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)

Heheh.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:45, archived)

*cough*

Happy Hardcore tune
*cough*

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:46, archived)

You gave him a face this time :(

Also I have no idea who these people are you keep doodling :(

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)

o_O

He's a techno musician.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:38, archived)

So, I was

on site doing some server builds during the week and some bint had her newborn screamer with her. As the day wore on the imp became more impatient and I became less stable.

By 6 this was all that filled my mind.

(

helmetcream, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)

kthx

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)

I am terrified by the smaller face I see in its mouth.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)

this hurts my eyes

sorry going to hide it

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)

No, Dave,

doing this is what's hurting your eyes! I'm sympathy blinking, here!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)

might be the vodka I put in them earlier

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)

shite!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)

Children should be seen, not heard

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)

Hey, maan.

Kids should be scene, not herd.

(

helmetcream, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)

has that kid

got a cleft lip?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)

I think

hitting Esc will stop the animation on most browsers...

...but don't quote me on that.

(

helmetcream, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:58, archived)

still

one ugly kid

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:06, archived)

I bought

a pile of shit video cameras and tapes on ebay ages ago, and it turns out I have Mark Thomas on them, not funny at home.

(escherspencil, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)

you are opening yourself up to all sorts of abuse by posting your pic here

**reopens Paint Shop Pro**

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)

Hahahahaha!

He LIVES for abuse . . .
I should know, I've met him!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)

^ this

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)

Ahoy!

I just sent you a gaz!
Wheeeeeeeeeee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)

Ahoy I just replied

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)

Wheeeeee!

I shall expect a full report on my desk at 9 am!
n'night!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)

*calls in sick*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)

Uncanny

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)

My long lost cross dressing twin

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)

spazz

and dave...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)

hahaha

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:32, archived)

Well shit, I don't even know if this one is worth posting now...

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:34, archived)

hahahaha

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:35, archived)

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

you making fun of my huge lips?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:35, archived)

oh no!

I go all gay on your lips

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:53, archived)

Thats what the funny taste was

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 1:04, archived)

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:37, archived)

snicker!

(

finnbar has officially retired, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:40, archived)

ooh don't mind if I do

ta!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:41, archived)

marathon!

/goes old school

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:43, archived)

Werd

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:44, archived)

HAHAHAHA a bloke in makeup!

Oh shit that's me....

(

Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)

that's nice dear

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)

tell the internet!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)

In the thames?!

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:26, archived)

SCARY LAWYER HIJACK LOL

POST SCARY LAWYER ITT

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)

two steps ahead of you

and one to the right

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)

so I see :D

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)

congratulations

prick

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)

Make a mashup and put it on YouTube.

All the cool kids are doing it.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)

I feel

no need to, but thanks for the input. I was just saying.

(escherspencil, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)

*boils kettle*

*opens jaffa cakes*
Bunker open yet?

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:18, archived)

FUCK

YES!

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)

where's the saucer?

sorry, couldn't resist ;)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)

Ho-ho!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)

...

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)

*huggle, huggle, huggles*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)

*sneaks*

*attacks*
hi!
^_^

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)

you do like that don't you

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)

bellswagged

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)

You? Did what? You have what on what?

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)

hmm

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:27, archived)

I am trying to return

the tape but no joy. No interest.

(escherspencil, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)

Mmmmm, Buffy!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)

she looks unhealthly skinny there

I require more curves on my women
_{to keep my skinny arse warm at night}

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)

my curves

would probably keep you suffocated...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)

Hold me

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)

*holds*

damn, he's wedged down my cleavage

*gets crowbar*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)

no its ok I'm fine

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)

that's ok then

i dropped a pound coin down there once, took me ages to find it

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)

theres an old milktray chocolate list down here too!

but no chocolates! I like the hazelnut ones

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)

mmmmmmm chocolates....

you've just reminded me that i've got 2 dark chocolate flakes in the cupboard

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:36, archived)

*finds a button*

sorry what?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:38, archived)

not the button!

if you remove it, i will deflate!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:46, archived)

*glues back on*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:49, archived)

*re-inflates*

shit, that wasn't air, it was helium!

*floats towards ceiling*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:52, archived)

nice!

(

scoshi pretending to diet since, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)

Varicose veins?

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)

Christ!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)

One day I'll be able to finish a pixelpark

Without going mental

(Fudge Monkey never did, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)

ooof

hurray for pixelage

...mmm pixels

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)

What a nice thing :D

I like it

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)

well it most certainly

deserves more replies than it's been getting

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)

ehhh, What's up Arnie?

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)

hehe

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)

*fears*

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)

Hahaha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)

Happy B3taday meester! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)

Thanks!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)

Happy B3taday!

Mwah

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)

*blushes*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:24, archived)

happy b3taday

ah en je bent ook al 40k

I seem to have missed that...

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)

hold that bleach close

b3ta.com/board/7380122

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)

*minds*

well congrats on both!

I like your moobs

*fondles*

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)

hippy b3taday

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)

danke!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)

jetzt

hoer bitte mal mit dem Deutsch auf!

No need to start confusing people :)

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:28, archived)

Van harte gefeliciteerd met je b3tadag!

I hope that is the correct phrase (I can't speak Dutch at all).

(

finnbar has officially retired, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:21, archived)

that's pretty good

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)

Bwhahaha!

*...NANG!...NANG!...NANG!*
*clicks*

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)

That

is excellent. Schwartzenrabbit!

(

Zrblm Somebody hates these cans!, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)

HA HA HA HA

ahhhh there are real tears in my eyes you amazing man you.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)

I know the feeling.

I kept having giggling fits while making it

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)

you know something is good when you can't stop laughing whilst making it

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)

Hahaha

That is beautiful.

(vkacademy has made a kitten tank, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)

^^this

made dr. pepper come out of my nose

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:09, archived)

superb

Woo and *clicks*

(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)

Genuine lollage

Factor 12

(Fudge Monkey never did, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)

HAHAHAHA

*Tries to click many times*

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)

Heheh!

noice.

(

helmetcream, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)

arf!

genius

(

rogan, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)

Hahahaha :D

Fucking hell

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)

hahahaha

this is brilliant.

(

harpski, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)

HAHAHAHA

That
is
too fucking good

have a drunken click

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)

hahaaha!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)

ha ha!

*clicks*

(

finnbar has officially retired, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)

Hahahaha

Totally unexpected.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)

Hahaha

What's up, Guv'?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)

Fantastic!

WOO!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)

haha

Love it!

(

Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

hahahahahahahaaha

Me likey!

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)

hahahahahahah!

i love this! *clicky*

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)

fandabidozi

(

mozza, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)

hahahaha

best thing ever!

(william_shatner, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)

hahahahah genius!

2 weeks! 2 WEEKS!!!

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)

HAHAHAHA!

*joys*

you are my new hero.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Canker, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

Genius

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

Laugh out loud

Brilliant. Well done sir, you won the internet this week.

(ianisme, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)

hahahaha!!!!

(

mutated monty, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)

progress report.

i'm making progress, at least... it's 5pm here...should have it done by the time i to to bed around 3...^_-

*dashes off to eat a free dinner*

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)

Fastball

Speshul!
Yay!

(Fudge Monkey never did, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)

yay!

^_^
i like it when other people know the name of these
things, too...makes me feel more normal.*

*is not actually normal

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)

I'm now a yardstick for normality?!

*fears*

(Fudge Monkey never did, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)

He's just trying

to beat everyone else to the front of the buffet line.

(

Zrblm Somebody hates these cans!, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)

hahaha

hence the drool

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:20, archived)

Nah,

thats man muck, he's just finished sucking off Colossus, then Colossus was all "hey dude I'm not gay" and threw him away in a 'trouble dealing with his sexuality' rage

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)

wooo

and bring us some dindins when you return

tho I think I'm going to sleep now

so zzz all

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:08, archived)

oooh thats grand

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)

Bloody hell

Keep up the good work! :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)

Nice :D

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:12, archived)

yay

i loved the nightcrawler / rogue version of the fast ball special :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:13, archived)

i've been trying to find a lineart of that one

to color too...can't so far...

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)

wish i could draw that well

if so i'd make you one :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)

yeeeeeah...me too...

i do like coloring other people's shit though...so i'll have to get by with that
lol

this guy draws really well...wolverine's face is so awesome on the
bigger version...

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:31, archived)

Who needs one of these?

Also known as a Brain-B-Gone.

(

Zrblm Somebody hates these cans!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)

I use beer myself

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)

^^THIS^^

FTW.

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)

Only if I can use it to headbutt people rather than lobotmise myself :D

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)

oooh head butt matches would be more interesting!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)

a machine that turns someone's head into an arse

now that's SCIENCE!!!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)

Reminds me of Ross Noble's stand-up in Bristol

"That child's being bummed in the face!"

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

was that one of the reviews of his act?

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)

Haha!

Nah, he was doing this thing about a face/bum transplant of a kid goes to the zoo, and he gets embarassed about his bum-face and then a baboon rapes him, and all these by-comers come by and say "that child's being bummed in the face" related stuff for about 5 minutes, and Noble manages to do this all by himself and keep it funny :)
*breaths in*

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:10, archived)

you dropped this

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

a®®®®®

thanks!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)

Ronan Keating,

Graham Norton, Blanche off Corrie, Tom Cruise...I could go on and on and on.

(

routine has perfected burgers, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)

I could do with one right about now

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)

I prefer full

frontal nudity... it has the same effect on me.

*drools*

(

helmetcream, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

paris hilton

i'll pay for it

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

Needs

a wider blade.

(

routine has perfected burgers, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)

lol

make it so!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)

she's

been using one weekly for years.

(

Zrblm Somebody hates these cans!, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me

than a frontal lobotomy.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)

Who says you can only pick one?

(

Zrblm Somebody hates these cans!, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)

dirrrrty

They'd be round her ankles if it wasn't for those helpful gladiators...

(

scoshi pretending to diet since, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)

Contender ready?

Over the shoulder bolder holder ready?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)

YOU WILL GO ON MY FERST WHISTLE

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

I've been watching gladiators on ftn this week

and i'm struggling to see why i thought she was so fit when it was on first time round

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

She was younger then

And perkier.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

Well it was repeats from 1995 i was watching...

i think teenage hormones are as good as beer goggles

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)

Hence

Trannies.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)

The Stan Collymore effect

You were so jealous, I bet

(

Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)

Jesus.

Who'd rape that?

(

helmetcream, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

Not me, me lud

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

tries not to laugh.

Fails.

Hahahahahah!

(

scoshi pretending to diet since, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

(

mongychops, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)

SHOCKING!

that made me laugh out loud though

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)

yeah, probably

/edit: Oooooh b3taday! Cheers all!

I'll now go to bed, g'night!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

Happy b3ta day!

*too lazy to make cake*

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)

Fwappy bumday

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)

yeah

happy b3taday man

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

Many happy returns, chap

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)

happy

b3thday!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)

at least

they'll keep her knees warm

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)

Still would

/obligatory

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)

And another thing...

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)

Fecking woo!

I would.
Whoops, I mean: I would.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:46, archived)

Was I meant to laugh?

Once again all I could think of was "HURRRRRR!". It's the eyes and the mouth that do it. Haha

(

Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)

Heheh

I did wonder where the joke was.

(

helmetcream, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)

I have to say

she looks a bit pissed

(Fudge Monkey never did, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)

or has downs

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)

Fair enough

I'd be pissed if I had Downs

(Fudge Monkey never did, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)

no you wouldn't

havent you seen them? They are always happy.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

I'm always happy

.
.o)

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)

see

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)

a cow-orkers brother has downes

he's fucking ace.
he's quite normal most of the time, but if people start to treat him like an idiot he starts overdoing it. it truly is a wonder.

especially when he starts running around shouting "mnong mnong mnong! i'm james bond!"

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)

I used to volunteer down the local pool

helping youngsters with downs learn to swim. Was a joy seeing them all having fun, but the piss filled water itched like fuck when you got out.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

what a lovely story

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)

i was just thinking

the same thing :)

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

All very cuddly kids

awww I miss those days, even if we did catch one wanking in the changing rooms

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)

True, true

Lucky cunts

(Fudge Monkey never did, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

I daresay she was in the picture

I did the original vector image from. However it was about two years ago.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)

~~pissed~~off her tits on opiates

at a guess

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

fuck yeah

b...b...barbiturate city as Bowie used to say.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)

heh

the phrase "he'd know" suddenly springs to mind :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

a vector of a picture from 2 years ago?

she's lasted better than i would have expected

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)

That really is a lovely effect

But it makes her look... kind of...

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)

"HURRRRRRRR"?

(

Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

Good night b3ta

　　　　 ▅▓▓▅▂▅▓▓▅
　　　　◢█▓　▓██▓ 　▓▓▋　　　　◢◣▂
　　▃▅█▓▓▓██▓▓▓▆█■　　　　 ▍　◥◣
　█▓　▓█■▀▀▀■█▓▓▓▓▅　　　▐◣▂▍
　 █▓▅▊\　　　/　▀█▓　　▓█　　　　 ▍
　█▇▓▊■　▅　　 ■　█▓▓▓█▀　　　◢▍
▐▓　▓█　 Д　　　██▇▆■▅▃▂◢◤
█▓▓▆█▅　　　　　▅█▓▓▓▓▉　　▼
▀█▇█▓▓▇▅▃▅▓▓█▓ 　　▓█　　▍
　　 █▓　▓▓█▓　 ▓▓█▓▓■▀ ▂◢▌
　　　▀▓▓▓██▓▓▓▓■▀▃◢◤▼　▐
　　　　▀▀　 ▀█▇■▀▍　 ▍ 　　 ▍　 ▍
　　　　　　　　 ▐▃◢　　▍　▍ 　　▐▃◢▍
　　　　　　　　　　 ▐▂▃▍

(

spaceage, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)

I wonder if this one works here...

▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒
▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒
▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒

(

Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)

Fail tiem!

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)

Well not really. More like unicode test teim

There's hardly been any fail in this thread

(

Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)

I know

Your statement is correct.
But I've been dying to try it out since I was told how to make transparent backgrounds

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

and you have met with TRANSPARENT SUCCESS

(

Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)

................. .. ... /ｴ /)
................. ..,../ｯ ..//
................. ..../....//
................. ..,/ｯ ..//
................. ./... ./ /
........../ｴｯ/' ...'/ｴｯ`丙
......./'/.../... ./... ..../ｨｯ\
.....('(...ｴ(... ....... ,~/'...')
......\.......... ..... ..\/..../
.......''...\.... ..... . _.紛
.........\....... ..... ..(
...........\..... ........\

(

spaceage, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

FAIL was the only unicode/ascii response I had fukkensaved ;_;

(

Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

Sorry

I wasn't actually trying to insult you

I will see if i can find some more.

(

spaceage, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)

I know you weren't :D

I was just explaining why I didn't retaliate with a WRYYY or a guy going RAAARGH or anything

(

Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)

　.：⊂⌒ヽ.：.／つﾞﾞ　　ﾞﾞつ：/⌒つ：.
　　.：＼　ヽ/　　＼　　／.i　　./：.
　　　.：|　　|　　　●　　●.|　　|：.
　　　.：|　　彡 u 　.( _●_) .ミ　./：.
　　　.：＼_,,ノ　　　.|WW| ､.＿ノ：.
　　　 .：／⌒ヽ.　　　ﾞ⌒ﾞ／⌒ヽ：.
　　　.：（　　　　　　　　　　.）：.
　　　　.：ヽ　　＼　　／　　　/：.
　　　.：(⌒______)：´￣｀：(______⌒)：.

(

spaceage, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)

　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ∧∧
　　　　　　　　　　　　　( ﾟ∀ﾟ)　う～B3TA!
　　　　　　　　　　　　 ⊂　　つ
　　　　　　　　　　　　　(つﾉ
　　　　　　　　　　　　　 (ノ
　　　　　＼　　　　　　☆
　　　　　　　　　　　　　|　　　　　☆
　　　　　　　　　　(⌒ ⌒ヽ　　　/
　　　　＼　　（´⌒　　⌒　　⌒ヾ　　　／
　　　　　（'⌒　;　⌒　　　::⌒　　）
　　　　　（´　　　　　）　　　　　:::　）　／
　　☆─　（´⌒;:　　　　::⌒`）　:;　　）
　　　　　（⌒::　　　::　　　　　::⌒　）
　　　／　（　　　　ゝ　　ヾ　丶　　ソ　─

(

spaceage, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)

　　　人
　　（___）
　　（____）
　（,, ・∀・) 　　I HAS A COFFEE
　　( つ旦O
　　と＿)_)

　　　人
　　（___）
　　（____）
　（,, ・∀・) 　　OH SHI-
　　( つ　O.　 __
　　と＿)_) （__(）､;.o：。
　　　　　　　　　　ﾟ*･:.｡

(

spaceage, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)

ahaha yes

I love this one. It brings joy whenever I see it.

Do you have tablecat?

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)

Not sure

I can look for it

*edit, nope :(

(

spaceage, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)

Oh well

Nothing beats the cat leaping out of an explosion anyway.

I wonder how many people can't actually see them and just gets a load of &3473 or black squares or something

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)

i can't see them.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)

please to be letting this one work

　　　　　　　　　▂▃▅▅▅▃▂ 　　　▲◢◤▀◥◣▃　▍◢◤
　　　　　　 ▂▅▓▓▅██████▇▅◢██▀　　〓 ★ 〓
　　　　◢▓▓▅███■▀████▓▓█◤　　　　◢◤　▍◥◣
　　　 ◢▓▓▆███▀▐ ▊▀▓▀█▓　　▓▲
　　 ◢▓▓▆██▀ ▼▍▍▲▌▐▓◥█▓▓██◣
　▃ ▓▆███▓ ▍▎▌▍▍▼▍▌▓ █████▅
▐█▓█████▃▼▌▐ ▐ ▌▍▼ ◢█████▓█◣
█▊■██████◣▓ ▌▍▲◥◤ ▅██████▓█▊
◥■ ████████▅▼▀▃▆███████▓▓▼
◢█▲▓████████▆█▀▓▓▓█■▀▓▓▓█▅
███▓▓▀██■▀　　　　▀■▓▓█▓▓▓▓███
▐██◣▓▓■▀　　▍▎　　　 ▀■▓▓▓▓█■▀
　　▀■◢▅▂▅▃　▐ ▍ ▃▅▂▃▅　▼◢▓██◤
　　　　▌　▀█■▆▓▓▇■█■▀　 ▲█▀
　　　　▲▀▓◣▀ ◢▍ ▐◣▀ ◢〓◤　◢■▀
　　 ◢▓█◣　◥〓▌　▐◥〓◤　　▃▓◢▉
　　▐▓█▓◣　　◢▍　 ▂◣　　 ◢▓███▋
　　 ███▓▓ ▐◣▃▅█▅　　▃▓████
　　 ▼██▆▇█▅ ▀██▅▓▓▓████
　　　▀███■▀　　　◥▌▀■▇█■▀
　　　 ███▀▓▓〓▃〓▓▓▀■▀
　　　　▀■▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓〓▀
　　　　　　▀■▓▓〓▀

(

spaceage, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)

ghahaha, don't flood the board with them :D

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)

I won't

That was the last one, good night!

(

spaceage, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

g'nights then

(

Shada, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)

nite nite

text lion!

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

You said it better than I ever could

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:55, archived)

oohh

that's most woo

don't know why I'm still on b3ta, I ought to be sleeping really. It's a miracle I still have the skillz to use my keyboard.

So yes, I'm off to bed, have this again because it should've gotten more replies you twunts:
www.b3ta.com/board/7368429

'night!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

That's lovely

but fancy posting it on a wednesday night, it will last on screen all of 30 seconds when the noobs and lurkers come out to post shit challenge pics.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

Well that's just outstanding

Many woos for that!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)

Why thank you

Did I say I was off to sleep?

Turns out I did lurk around for some replies...

Also, I surprisingly found some more beer in the fridge bleh. hahaha

Like a mate once said to edit:me, I don't want to be anything short of comatose tonight.

Cheers!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:11, archived)

it's Krusty!

Well, that was my first reaction anyway.

(

finnbar has officially retired, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:14, archived)

Old bandwagons ftw

It's slow, that's my excuse
Sorry for aliasing? Is that what it's called?
Damn magic wand...

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)

what did you

use the magic wand for?

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)

Removing the gradient background.

It's an ancient thing I made in high school.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)

Aah - I see

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)

prancing round

like a fairy?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:50, archived)

well it is a friday night after all.

Aren't you doing it too?

I just do it to put on the dress

(

Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)

I don't know what the significance of the words you just used were

So I'll just shout "HAMMER!"

(

Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)

Indeed

And in the end isn't that what it's all aboHAMMER TIEM!
*bash*

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)

stop,

HAMMER TIME!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)

WH40K

Perchance?

(Fudge Monkey never did, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)

'deed

Now that I think of it.
I think I've posted this before ages back on account I recall a conversation it started up.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

I'm quite disappointed in myself

'cos I recognised the Imperium insignia and I NEVER EVEN PLAYED WH40K!

(Fudge Monkey never did, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:57, archived)

Ah right

Well actually, it's the Inquisition signature/icon/whatever to be exact :P

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)

VINDICATION!

(Fudge Monkey never did, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)

*Stops*

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:51, archived)

HAMMERS LIME

(

Shada, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)

*The Beatles*

Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head.
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer, made sure that she was dead.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:52, archived)

An odd subject to write a song about, isn't it?

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)

Then again

So's cold custard dripping from a dead dog's eye,
Living in a yellow submarine
And eggmen.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)

Point taken

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

I was making a point?

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)

Needs more +35 agility

(

Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:53, archived)

That's not how it works!

*nerd*
You have to get the terminator armour and then get yourself another single hand weapon for +2 attacks total!

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 7 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)

That's a Power Hammer not a Thunder Hammer, you spazz.

Couldn't use that in Terminator armour!

(Fudge Monkey never did, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)

Don't make me get my rulez b00k out!

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)

Lightning Claws

FTW

(Fudge Monkey never did, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)

Duel Thunderhammers

Even better.

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)

It's madness

but it just might work.

(Fudge Monkey never did, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »