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# A body warmer,
brown tie and dances like my dad.



I used to think sheep ticks were so cool.

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(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# LAZERS FOR FUCKING EYES
nice
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# freekin' lazers!
slightly irate sea bass blog.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# heh
freaky.

In other news, I can't stop laughing at this:
img339.imageshack.us/img339/1446/ewokpedophilefc5.gif
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# That gives me the intense fear
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha
hahahahaha

Some things are best left unshopped
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# those of you on dial up might like to know that that is nearly 600kb
:(
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# I'm not on Dial up
But it took freakishly long
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# quit yer belly aching
it's a link isn't it?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Ah yes
that has been sitting on my harddisk for ages, but any alteration just makes it less funny
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
#
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# as you were
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# The hand on the back of the head
gives that picture class.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# REOPEN GIFDUMP NOW!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# they did
it's called giftube now, but it's a bit sparse on gifs at the moment
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# yeah
those cunts have been offline for far too long now
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Good Lord!
.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# "I used to think sheep ticks were so cool."
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# DON'T REMIND ME OF D OF E!!
It was hard enough without worrying about sheep ticks trying to suck blood from your scrote
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# the duke of edinburgh was
sucking your scrotum?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Well there was a girl there who I kind of wish w-
NO*!

*May contain traces of hormonal embarrassment
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# You are 15!
You should not know of the sucking of willies! have three kids by now!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# You missed out the should
I should really post a picture of her but I daren't because if she found out she would brutally slaughter me with a carving knife

edit: Her with my cousin
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# That ticks all the right boxes!
:P
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# One small nit pick though...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Yes, it's fantastick!
XD
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# that's the shittest transformer i have ever seen
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# You obviously never owned an ActionMaster
They were Transformers THAT DIDN'T COCKING TRANSFORM
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# how rare
and again. themes.kitjunkie.org/themes/Skippy.mp3

and with that, i bid you all goodnight.

/still think i was robbed.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# thanks, quicktime for hangin' my browser!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# oops,
*scarpers double quick.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# it's not your fault
quicktime is shit
I should have right clicked and saved
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Beware
Tick is an alien
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Woo!
Tickled to see that.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# is that tie part of the tic?
I'm confused

woo either way
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# yes it is
who new they came with ties? The crazy ones probably have Road Runner on them.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Is it odd that it arouses me?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Zaphod's just zis guy you know

Did I miss much while i was taking my nap ?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Haha
damn I love that.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# creepy
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# *bangs rocks together*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# i've had her
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Beautiful
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# That's
awesome.
:)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# GING-GER!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Fuck you.
You can fall out with a man pretty fast, you know.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# touched a nerve?
do you prefer 'strawberry blonde'?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Just coz you shave
Doesn't hide the fact your a ging-ger too:P
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Looking pretty redheaded here
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# and another here: Bonnie Langford on the left!
www.b3ta.com/board/7381145

*gets coat, and makes way to door... Fast
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# I have brown hair!!!
It's not red! It's the light!!
AND I'M NOT BONNIE LANGFORD!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# that looks like a loop of him having a wank.
i'm sure this has probably already been said though
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Look at the filename, fool!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# you were groping yourself?
None of this makes any sense to me
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# No
It looks like i'm groping someonething
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)
# the stuff on my head tends to mark me out
rather than my stubble, Ian
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Marks you out indeed.... Max
*runs*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# I think the fact that he still calls himself a boy
speaks volumes:P
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# i don't like my username anymore
but i've bought the domain, so i'm stuck with it
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# I want to change mine
But I'm afraid people will be annoyed with me
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Change it to Bonnie Langford
do it, you're allowed to do whatever you want, it's your account
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I was thinking Samsung actually
Edit: I'll see how this one fares
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# hahahaha, result!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# I actually quite like this
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# It's great!
good on ya for taking it in the spirit it was intended, top geezer!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# It's worn off now
You've killed the joke

I want it to be Samsung

edit: Nah it's growing on me
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# well if you want to change after it expires
With your ging hiding you could always call yourself bictoboy!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# My sister's strawberry blonde*
*Ginger but not a vampire
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# No,
I prefer 'tall, blond and stunningly attractive' thank you all the same.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# well, in that case, you're fucked
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Squeeze your cheeks more!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
#
with of
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Me an Heavy hindenburg was just reading your blog stuff.
v interesting :D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Call me Sam
Our relationship has reached a whole new level - I think we can call each other by names now...


...lover
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# No one will know who you are though?
or will they...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Bonnie Langford
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# What?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# ..
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# FFS
HOW CAN SOMEONE I HATE MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH!?

:P

Love you really.

Sorry Cae, I'm cheating on you
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# hahahaha, sorry
it was the first person that .gif reminded me of,
it's kinda stuck now. It could be worse, it could have been 'Sonia'
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# It's fine
I'm really enjoying it

MAKE IT STICK.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Ok Bonnie
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# You may call me Callum.
:D

&

OMG!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh you naughty!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# I know, I'm ashamed of myself for even remembering her, let alone likening a B3tan to her.
given me nightmares, I can tell you ;)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# ahaha
I can't work out what it is or what's happening, but I like it
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# needs more placenta
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
:)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# that's one hell of a monocle
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# haha!
very "Top Secret!" :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# "Here. You dropped your phoney dog poo"
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# What phoney dog poo?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
# May I steal a copy of this for my profile?
I actually think that the shirt is rather fucking good.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# absolutely, old chap !
i was sidetracked making my 2500th
shirt was made using a mehdi plugin - blots
www.mehdiplugins.com/
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# A request
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# arrgghh!
Not another bloody tracing vector!!!

/pedantichrist
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# i put him on ignore
\o/
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# he can be a right cunt at times.
but the times he's not, he's got a good point to say and is pretty safe.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Awww
Manley still loves me, even if he hates vectors :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# he's a fool
cos vectors rool!

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# I don't hate vectors
and I especially don't hate verity.

I am going to slag of bloop though, just because I can.

Except I can't think of anything.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Oh you can't slag off bloop
Think of the lovely octopuses!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# octopodes.
No, I was ignored you see, so I want to slag behind backs.

I am too odle however.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# ....
I just wanted to lay down a rhyme

drop some science if you will.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# just went to alter my profile
and saw this
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# john prescott's gone punk?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Really?
You mean he's starting punching people in the street?
Also, hello there :) I'm just about to update my feed, I'll post a linky when I'm done.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# huzzah!
there's some really nice stuff in there atm
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Woohoo!
mofaha FTW!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Feels Tits Well?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# I dunno about that
You could ask him to massage your moobs...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# he just ignores my gazzes when i do...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# that is both lully and scary at the same time.
but mostly lully. :D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# this
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# alwight treacle
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Y'alright Fanj?
How's that Merka?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# i'm bored
i have no-one to play with

bloody hot though :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Yays!
Your knight in noisily vectored armour approves!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# \o/
YAY!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Now who would request such a thing?

;)

nice work as ever, IVV
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# have you changed your style?
This looks a bit different :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Not as far as I know
It isn't shoes though :D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha
Nah, the face just seems "softer" than i remember from your other stuff :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Hmmm
The source picture was exceptionally blurry. Maybe that's it?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Adam Lazzarra of Taking Back Sunday.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# When do I see a Cat Empire one?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# his head! his fecking head!
it's flat on one side! what sort of MONSTERS DO YOU MOUSETRACE!?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# He's um.
Leaning on a wall. look closley at the back ground. :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# the outline clearly shows he's a retarded flat headed monster.
tsk tsk tsk, KK.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# I had drawn the wall at first
but then I didn't like the unbroken, straightness of outlining the wall. So. I left it undrawn...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# CRAP!
*delurks*
I lurk at b3ta to see funny, amazing stuff by talented people before it ends up in various magazines, not some emo female's crappo graphics work and a spam link to a badly-designed website which lacks colour and decent content

*relurks*
*runs*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
#
EDIT: I have never seen you before, but I don't like you already. I hope first impressions aren't everything.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
#
... and you won't be seeing me again. I'll keep watching your stuff though and hopefully watch it improve...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# welcome to b3ta class of '07
*comes with*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# i'm running behind you dave
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# howdy dave!
/in texas again
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# a/s/l?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# lets cyb0r
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# cock
this is b3ta, it's a broad church, get used to it
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# no it's not
itis a bunch of cliques
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# And a davew27
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
#
And a davew27 car
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# fuck you you fucking fuck
and take your cunting fuck with you
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# *smooshes*
*posts lots of arty pics that aren't even supposed to be funny*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# This^
I don't like everything that's posted. That's what the "I like this" and "Hide" buttons are for.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# this post is shit
and so are my next twenty
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# woah
that's a bit harsh. I think you need some kittens :D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Fucking rude
was my thought. But then I've never posted anything...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# "i concur."
/taking it back to the old school
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# you already replied once
are you losing your marbles?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# hello mate
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# oooh
first ignore of the day
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# ignore this
you cunt
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:59, archived)
# When you can (and do) do better yourself
then you can comment.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Well, that's not really true.
I mean, loads of people say that, but I don't have to be a fantastic painter to dislike a painting or think the artist did something wrong somewhere.

Not trying to be a cunt or anything here. Just saying :P
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# No, but you have to show some credentials before people take you seriously
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# D:


I like the background on this one.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# rar!
flowerbomb of death!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Ahahaha
I love the mouths you add.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Arf
I'm glad you do. I was worried I might be offending you with them.

It's not that I don't like you posting this stuff. I just think they need spicing up a bit (like what you did with the background on this one). And I'm obsessed with /\/\/\/\ mouths :D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# That's alright.
I quite like them. I think you should make a tiny T-rex with a /\/\/\/\ mouth. It would adorabubble.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha!
now he looks like he's from a Gorillaz video :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Yay, it came out nice.
I like the perspective.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# I like Taking Back Sunday
I like daisies and I like this. Woo!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Hoorah!
*coughgoodtasteinmusiccough*

;D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Even by my abominably low standards...


...this is weak.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# I have a bad pearoast to cover this up


Fork friendly pea
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# mmm
pea.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Because your username is so cool,
I shall refrain from spanging
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# There is actually a cow museum in Belgium.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Woah! A reason to go to Belgium
*buys ticket*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# I used to live in Neuchatel in Swizerland
They have a cow festival every year. They decorate cows and have a procession through the streets!:)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Yes! I've seen pictures of these
I really should go one day. The Swiss have some really nice cows :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# They do exceedingly good wine there was well
The only export 10% but they have to do some of the best stuff in the world! Mostly brewed by monks.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Pull the udder one!


(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# canny!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# yes he can
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# This is the cover of my graphic novel
of which I am posting a page a day and have been pimping on the links board...

click for bigness via the rest of the pages...

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# well it looks very nice.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# needs more filters
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# I'm well aware of the 'sprayed strokes' bombardment
But you see, I can't draw. I promise you the story is worth tuning in for even if the photoshopping is average.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# i admire the spirit of someone who thinks they can't draw
making a graphic novel :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Well, part of the idea is that
someone who can draw will read and say, "Hey that story's cool, can I be the Dave Gibbons to your Alan Moore?"

And I'll say, yes you can.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Jennifer Love-Brick !

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# I would
(the brick)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# it's geared up for three at once.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Eww!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# says the person who recently consumed vaginal baby-goo.
:\
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# +
be
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# I would be the brick?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# If it meant getting some lady love
I think we all would be

Unless you're a lady*

*lesbians not included
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Depends what lady
Actually, no it doesn't.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Looking at the brick's design
You might want to rethink that :P
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Yeah
Any other brick

Father Jack's Brick, yeah, as long as it's her too.

Not Bonnie Langford. Or this
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# What brick?
*studies image*
I'm not seeing a brick
*re-studies for 3 minutes 14 seconds*
Nope, no brick
*scrolls*
Ah there it is
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# I wasn't looking at the brick
either
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# woo!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
#

_______
(@_/'\_@)
\=/ E.T. You're So Big !
|_| ____o /
_|_|_ //|\ /
/ \//
|| |\/ \O
_//_\__/__ |\
/// (||)\))) /|

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Seriously
I missed all this - can someone explain to me all the ET business??
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# check the delboy's history
edit: actually, don't!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Well
E.T he's so big!


(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# YES!
*dies happy*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# *tugs at collar*
ooh...ah...um...err....ooh.....

dammit, stop posting such sexy bricks on the board!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# She loves that brick!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Brick Babes !

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# bless 'em
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Phoooaaarrrrr!
nice brick!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Fancy calling a company opposite my flat 'Wacker'

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Is that really real?!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# No shark, no bridge
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Oh yes
Carefully removed the 'C', made an 'N' from cardboard & tin foil, replaced the letter with our one on top, chuckled as staff turned up.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# That's amazing!
FP THIS NOW
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# At times like these, I'm just proud to be a b3tard
:)

*click*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# I thought we were b3tans :(
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# b3tars!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
#
pillow religious fight!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# I'm not
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# happy b3taday
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# ahoy!
cheers
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Hoorah!
And happy b3taday :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# I used to work for
Wacker
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Chemists?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# not really
sort of surface techniques, emulsions and colloids
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# What do they actually do?
Also, either they changed their name, or moved, because the sign's now changed to read Tekelec. Which I can't think of anything amusing to change it to :(
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# they don't do anything in the UK
it would have just been a sales office.

it is silicon and silicone products and the byproducts are used as well in thickening.

also a lot of 3rd party testing (even for competitors
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# YES!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# ¦D
*clicks*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# arf!

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Oh my word!
I've just spluttered coffee!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Haha! hahaha!
top stuff
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# That is clicked.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Hahaha
You're so naughty!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# arf
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# *applauds*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Huzzah!
/talk board invasion
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# *runs around smashing the place up*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# you win 5 internets :D
*click*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# yay :D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# *Applauds*
You are now a "proven" B3tard and can claim your prize of free Jaffa Cakes for a year!
*clicks*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 1:17, archived)
# genius
pure genius
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# ace!
*votes*
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Maze tiem?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Parsing images as PHP?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Yes!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Almost ;)
I just snuck through the gaps
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# shhh ;)
Just finished getting it (the winnar bit) the right size
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I WIN ANOTHER MAZE
I WIN ANOTHER MAZE
I WIN ANOTHER MAZE
I WIN ANOTHER MAZE...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# MAKE IT STOP
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# actually
it is time for web design class. how rude of me

Nice maze tho :)

edit^deux :: damned ninjas!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Clever.
I have my own web host, so you've got me wondering what I could do with mine.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Knock the Gingers
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Hahaha
You liberal Observer reader, you ;)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Harpski?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Harpski...?
Has he beat me to it? I just got the paper this morning and thought "gingers and hammers".
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Haha!
top-classic-shop!
*clicks*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] right, you're all bored of this by now, but I've bloody finished it, so you have to see it all over again.
This is probably because I am a cunt, but I did use scissors in making it, as you can see from the black and white.


Click here for full story including food preparation, recipe ideas and associated gore.


I am fully prepared to be shouted at for this and, in some circumstances, I suppose that this could be considered to be NSFW.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Dear fucking lord.
I'm not sure what to say. It's not really what I wanted to see to be honest. Congrats on the new little one and all that but....*weeps*
EDIT: Beer time...back later
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# considering you were being such an unreasonable cunt to killerkitti earlier
this post is fucking shit and horrible
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I wasn't trying to be a cunt,
I was trying to say 'look at the eyes on this, do more of that and less of the lines' but it cam out wrong.

You fucking ginger tosser.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# jesus shuddering fcuk :-o
I'm scared of you all over again :-o
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:35, archived)
# You complain when KillerKitti spams the board with her boring traces
BUT YOU WON'T
STOP
THE
PLACENTA

WHY WON'T THE PLACENTA STOP
IT JUST WON'T STOP
AHA
HAHAHAHAHA

Well done, I suppose.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Seriously
why not just go buy a nice pie out of sainsbury's and eat that instead?

Next week: Caesar salad but with jizz dressing
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# indeed,
actually a rhubarb pie would look very similar, but would taste better (maybe)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# No thanks, we're closed
Have a click anyway (assuming you did, in fact, feed vegans meat)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# I did.
See the tattoo on the vegan's arm towards the end of the page.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Well then that's awesome :D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Have a cdc woo
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# evenin' Bonnie!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# 'Ning, my good man*
*May contain traces of SHUT THE FUCK UP
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# hahaha, only kiddlin! ;)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Kiddlin* is a bad word to use in the presence of a 15 year old, just after insulting him
*kiddy fiddling
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# but Bonnie Langford must be about 50 by now
*scarpers*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# SHUT UP!!!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Yummy!
...er...I think!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I like eating meat
I mean, I really like meat, and I've been known to eat some strange things/animals.
But I don't think I'd have enjoyed preparing that (though I'd probably have eaten it).

Still, you get bonus points for letting vegans eat it.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# It wasn't too bad really.
I don't really like liver, but this is like weak liver to eat.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Alright
kind of a liver lover myself
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Hahaha
I have placentoral fame!

EDIT: It actually look quite nice:)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# You should get a doggy bag in the post ;)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# That reminds my of my time in Korea:D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# you have some serious issues.
You and any other sick fucker who decides to eat placenta. What's next? Are you gonna skin your grandmother when she dies? or maybe drink the contents of her catheter bag?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)
# He makes a good point, Pedantichrist
Catheter bag sounds fucking delicious
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# I have had to put catheters in someone.
it's not nice.

I'd not eat my gran, she'd have died of something, but I would eat, say, my finger, should it get irreversibly removed in an accident.

I want to be stuffed when I die and kept as a macabre mannequin.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# eeeeww.
that came from a woman's mimsy... and you ate it...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Yummay!
Can I try some next time?

I also enjoyed imagining the vegans were under the impression you had served a tofu casserole, then a week later an intriguing link arrives by email which gradually reveals the true horror...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Ewwwwwww!
you put carrots in it!!!!!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# i remember hugh fernly whatshismane
got slaughtered for doing this a few years back.
seems to me we are one of the few animals that baulk at doing this sort of thing, also as far as i can tell it should be suitable for veggies, nothing got killed to produce it.
i myself don't fancy the idea, i'd prefer to not even be involved in the conception never mind eating the results.

bit about conception may be a lie
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Forrest Kline from Hellogoodbye (Another band you've never heard of?)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Yes.
This is quite cool though :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# handsome devil
but why the hell is harry potter with him?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# He's advertising
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# he doesnt seem very impressed
with Harry's campness
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# A mighty feat indeed
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Equus 2: Longer and Uncut
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Um.
That's Forrest Kline. The kangaroo is named Chinrose.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!
Oh my!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# *gasp*
Could it be that someone on the board actually knows one of my favorite bands?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:49, archived)
# hey I'm a sad muso
Not bad for a seppo band:P
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Heheh.
I like them, too.

;D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# skippy!
i heart skippy!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Skippy the bush kangaroo?



(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# That kangaroo looks like it's thinking "Oh no! Some emo has walked up behind me. Perhaps if ignore him, he'll go away."
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I really wonder what kind of music those two make
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# TechnoTechnoTechnoTechno
Awesomeness.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Yes.
though I'm loving your change in style. It seems different from your usual stuff :D
And with that it's time I went for a beer and be social for once.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Yes
Do another band who exist, please
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Give them more awesome faces
Like, this kangaroo here totally needs some mechanical stuff coming out of its head. Fuck yeah, mechanical kangaroo. And the guy with glasses could have like one huge eye that shoots lasers or something. Awesome.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Condescend much?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
# I'm so sorry, I truly am...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Click the picture for bigglier 188K less Jpegmangled version
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# spang!
love it, have a WOO!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# The punnage!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Gaaaah the punnage
class!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# OOF!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Epic punnage
Brill!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
# splendid!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# *spangs*
:D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# PEAROAST!*

*on my part
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Brick Love !

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Everyone
loves teh brick!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Not-related to the brick
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Father Ted pwns :)
w00t
Technically father jack
See :D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Jack !

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Precisely
:D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# He loves his brick !

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I love the shadow his brick casts on his stupid thigh
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# hahaha

this post makes no sense to me :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm not sure anything I post makes sense anyway.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# What a bizarre woman.
She's a teen to the shoulders and then has an old woman's face and hunch.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Paper bag and jobs a good 'un
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Also
no one looks at the fireplace when they are poking the fire
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# unless the mantle piece is spectacularly crafted
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Or if the mantlepiece is also.. on
... fire...

I got lost in my own analogy
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# something about a disco?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# or
the smoke is hurting their eyes
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# and your point is?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Just don't let them turn round
Is what I say.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# That's
what an arse hole is for
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I noticed she has an oddly shaped head
but I didn't want to say nuffing or nuffing.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# but she has very, very nice legs
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I thought she had 4 legs at first
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Just up from the man's knee
on the underside of his thigh, (the one the girl's sitting on)is that a minge hidden away?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# I don't know what that is
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# you really need to get out more.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Well I read the thing about her having 4 legs
I went to have another look, and there it was!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# That she does
but they'd be more suited to stockings or the like.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Yes, it is odd.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# That looks like the opening shot
From some dodgy europorn mag you bought when on a school French trip!

*hides bangers in bag*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# sans burnt neck?


(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# I love that font:P
didn't buy catapult, honest, blog
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Who wouldn't?
In other news: Am I the only one seeing this?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# HA HA
Its funny because its true
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:40, archived)
# I'm seeing it
as you posted it!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Didn't you get gazzed about this?
This is Dave's personal site now
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I am an official Dave round here
*claims b3ta*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:38, archived)
#

(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Art Garfunkle?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Noel Edmonds?
(The DOND version is only after he appeared on ten years younger)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Dad!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# He could feed many zombies
woo
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# BWAINS!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Jesus fucking lordy christ!
Can someone hit that hard please?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Foly Huddering shuck!
woo!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Hahaha sue-perb!
More spam than a nigerian's outbox.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Hahahah
Nyah nyah nyah!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# lets snigger together
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# I love Norwich.....


Drove through here earlier, whilst near Norwich.... was disappointed not to see any though!!

Oh, and have tickets to see Teh Quo! :-)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
Oh, I'm not.

Silly me.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# silly manley.


your blog is very very wrong
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# look again.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# *wonders why you were there*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# I'm laughing at the fact that you have tickets for teh Quo
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# In search of the fourth chord
Status Quo
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# How true
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Attleborough or Wymondham?
/From Norfolk
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# good old wind'em
always throws me when i'm on the train, and we pass through a station that isn't mentioned on the timetable.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# as an aright part of the wurld dat is
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# congrats on your pic in the sun on friday
and they even left your tag on it!!

woo and yay
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:29, archived)
# hehe, thanks m'lovely!
been nicer if they told me they were gonna use it ;)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:36, archived)
# A grubby little cutthrough
with unkempt verges full of little animals?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Whores and rapists
whores and rapists
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# OK
In other news there's a Nimrob stree and a Batman road in Sydney.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Quo!
Ownage :)
I have tickets for Dream Theater, so I'm happy, like this:
¦D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# COMPO NOW CLOSED!!
in third place: Paster of Muppets with


in Second place: p3te


in First place: Mugatu


Special Runner up: Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Woo
Congratz!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Woo hoo!
I presume the prize is a signed photo
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Yup
and a personal appearance
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# This^
Is why I didn't enter
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# \o/
*gets naked*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Epic!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# I thought the compo ended at 10?
It's only 9 by my watch..
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# yeah we changed it without telling anyone
10pm is a bit late don't you think?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Yeah
Some of us have beds to lie in tomorrow, you know
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Facts^
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# I have!
I don't have school because my work experience starts at 10.

Woo. Sleep!!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# You lucky bugger
Anything exciting?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Well
I couldn't get a two week placement, so I got two one week ones instead

Next week is at a Bookshop (I know the manager)
The week after is *drum rolls* The Eden Project!!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# oooh eden Project sounds like it would be good
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# I'm looking forward to the bookshop more.
It's smaller, and that means that it'll ease me into it better - small businesses are usually less strict.

It's going to be alot of fun
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Big buisnesses mean more places to hide
trust me
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Cor, sounds good
If you're into plants and stuff

I did mine at the airport :D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Well it's not that
My dad lives 5 minutes away, and god knows I don't see enough of him, so I'll be staying with him from tuesday onwards (the second week)

(more than many people, I see him once a weekend, but I wish I could see him more)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# :P
ork ank
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
Sounds like some proffesional service.

"Welcome to the wank experience"
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# That would actually be ace
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# I didn't know about it
I want a chance :(
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# hmmm
I'm not arguing; only just logged on so I don't have a pic half on the go but somebody might..
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# This was a comp?
Fuckin' 'ell! If only I'd known :(
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# FIX!
God save the queens...shoulda least got a special mention for sack stroking
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Judges decision is final
This ain't no Democracy
THIS.....IS......B3TA!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# this^
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# It was a compo?
okay then
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# It's like a regular compo
except it only lasts a couple of hours, and no one hurls abuse at whoever thought it up :P
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# the best kind
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# i demand a re count
non of these have the stunning backdrop from the sound of music, or an endangered species.

clunk clique every trip.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# he he
it was good mate but the rope one made me re live my batman watching youth
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# bollox
i'm clearly not going to be interested in your half arsed excuses so save the bandwidth and go do another bloody drawing of yourself.

at some stage i will send a photo of me, you need a change:)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# I already sent a photo of my shitting anus
but he ignored it.
/may not be true
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# I didn't
I A/S/L'd you
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Gah!
those internet cops are blocking me again!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Please do
I got a couple of other b3tans on the go at the moment, so would have it for next week-ish
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# yaaaaay

wait...does special runner up mean shittest?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# no it means you are special
I wouldn't say anyone was shit, thats just not cricket old boy.
It means it took some coaxing to get the final funny product out of you
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# yeah
my mum used to say that
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# /potty training blog
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# No be fair though
His post was total shit ;)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# yay!
:D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)
# My Laptop Wallpaper.


Click for bigger (109KB)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Is that the hardest to use laptop in the world?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# the thinkpad?
???
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# I mean which screen do you actually use?!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# ALL OF THEM!
!!!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# meh
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# At first I thought
that was a blue turd
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# haha fucking ^this!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# WOOO!!!!!
It IS the Virgin Mary, right?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Fucked if I know...
I thought it was a Star Wars reference of some sort.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# It took me ages to figure out what the hell was meant to be going on in this pic :D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# There should be another board
just for this
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# He hasn't quite nailed the expression there ;)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# I don't do smug
no wait thats a total lie
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# i just got it
*is retarded

woo
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# I haven't a clue what that's about
but any excuse to laugh at Lairdy is enough for me haha.
/Sorry Dave.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# It loves a nice bowl of meaty chunks
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# shop toppage
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# excellent work
but can you milk it?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# it loves
a good milking
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Who doesn't?
*milks self*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# after you
I'm not going near it. It looks like a right vicious little bastard.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# As Queen Vic says...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# I've learned recently that the only thing that can't be milked is milk itself
and some scientists say even that can be milked
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# they are
just milking that theory
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# You're far too good at this
Do one of Dave! ;)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# this one genuinely scares me
nice work.
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Look, you've scared him now!


ace job, HD :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# :)
I want one !
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# rah!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# and thats
no yolk !
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# cool!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# <3
all
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Damn good shopping!
*click*
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# eep!
My birthday image was inspired by ur old image styles :P (nick used to be unconstrained) though I remember you disappeared off b3ta boards for ages!
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# it was that vanishing cream
terrible stuff - lost meself for years
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# the future
woo
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# ace :D
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# nyam naym!
woo!
is that a dogrot?
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# *clicks*
-*peachless*-
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# I have some nectarines
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# awesome
as always :)
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# that's SO adorable!!
but I feel that I shouldn't think it is
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Wouldn't consider it lucky
to be shat on by that!
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)

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