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# .
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Heheheh
you numpty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# needs more hat-with-feather...
... and tits!

:)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# *plays some jazz*
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# hahahaha
brill
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# is it really hip
to be square?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# good evening
AND goodnight

I have an appointment with the motorway!

farewell
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# its funny
coz its true.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Dead Muppets Society

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# wakka!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# End of day doodle.

Ran outa time - didn't get to ink it.....or draw the follow-up image......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
# it looks like a giant version
of one of mofaha's kittens
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# I reckon he will tear her to tiny little bitch-shaped pieces... then piss on a wall...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# i reckon he's going to
lick up her fishy bits
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Hey JJ - made this for you
Ladies and Gentlemen - may I present..



The JollyJack suggest-o-matic!

Just press 'Esc', then tell JJ to draw what you see!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)
# hahahha
thats genius!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# is that heather mills?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Hahahaha, I got squirrel!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# First time I tried it
I got Rob Manuel
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Now wash your
eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# that porker has his own tits!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# aargh. i got rob
top idea
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# a bit with tits!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Outstanding
A game the whole family can play!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# :)
A Rob. With tits!

Only in my wildest dreams...
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I think I've garnered a reputation......
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
#
ya think...?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Damn it!
Yet another squirrel. This thing is uncannily accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# BADGER WITH TITS
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# A very sleazy looking bat with come-to-bed eyes
It's wrong but I liked it.
(Clive Bavels, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# 1st) mongoose with tits
2) trout with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)
# I don't think I had a mongoose
must have been:
a) a Stoat
b) a Ferret
c) a Meercat
or d) a Rob Manuel
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)
# I don't get anything
I have a hotkey program that closes my current window when I hit "esc", if that has anything to do with it?

I wish I could click "I like this" on this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Haha!
No surfing at work by any chance?
Or do you just look at a lot of pr0n sites? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Right click on the top bar works in ie
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Badger.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)
# He's lovely
but I prefer the more liony catblokes. Spoken like a true cupboard-dwelling furrygeek, I would do them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# You'll like one of the characters in the Chloe comic, then :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# *pricks up ears*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Kinky!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Nah, only the straight ones'll go in any decent way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)
# You utter tease!
You mean we're just going to have to - what - use our IMAGINATIONS to figure out what happens next?!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)
# here you go
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Oh, thank you.,
You're too kind by half.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:17, archived)
# he will tear her to pieces
and eat her still warm carcass.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# JOLLY JACK!
did you see my tribute?
PLEASE!! i need to know!
b3ta.com/board/7328999
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick shit
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# quik shi
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# is that a bite mark on your arm...?
*beats with shovel*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# why'd he bite you?
I DON'T KNOW!
I DIDN'T STOP TO ASK!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# ....prrrink.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# god i love that movie
except the queen/jukebox/fight bit, which is shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Yeah, that is a bit.
It's definitely one of my favourites.

'But the man said...'
'Fuck the man!'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)
# cool
hahaaaaa!
(Daveyd821, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] What's that coming over the hill
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Sue Barker?
edit - I don't get it ... and why is she wearing handcuffs?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Cheri Blair.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# ooh
I say - top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Aileen Wournos?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Fresh
in my mind from watching Monster Sunday night.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# How good is Charlize Theron in that movie!?
Well, both of them, but Charlize Theron blew me away.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Totally agree
I was most impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Was it really?
I didn't even check the filename. I haven't seen the film, although I really want to
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# I would
it's very well done. Heartwrenching, really, but very well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Yeah yeah yeah, but...
The one time Charlize Theron gets it on with Christina Ricci (a video of which is what absolutely everyone needs), Theron looks like a bag lady! What's the point in that? I switched it off when I found out she doesn't take the make-up off.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)
# hahah, nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# bob the builder?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Bob the builder...
No - that does NOT work as a spoonerism.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# bib the bolder
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# That's a Crabtree-ism
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Bee?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# sea?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# De
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# That's a sporkism.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Ruber ducky, you're my favourite pal
Rubber ducky, you make my bathtime fun.


Manwife comes and sings that to me when I'm in the bath, in Ernie's voice. That's really sad, I know.


Woo for the picture!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# kinky devils
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# ;-) not at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# my wife is really immature
she comes into the bathroom when i'm in the bath and sinks my boats
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)
# :O
The fiend!

I don't have boats, but I do have JD and Turk (my rubber duckies).

I tend to be in there for about two hours reading anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# the above was a lie
it's an old woody allen joke

i never have baths, they're too boring
i like mooching around on a sofa much better, cos you can go and get a drink from the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# I can go and get a drink from the fridge when I'm in the bath.
All I need to do is get out, go and get it and then come back. *rolls up trousers* see I've got these leg things, and they're dead useful for stuff like that.

And I know barely any Woody Allen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# but you'd be all wet and shivery
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Calm yourself.
And yes I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)
# You know this one?
Rubber duck
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# I don't know
I can't watch them at work, sorry love!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Do de rubber duck
Wash away your troubles, don't forget to count de bubbles!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)
# :-( no, don't know that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# thats very cool!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# is he recieving a message?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Nah
Its an electric ear. Why bother with a simple microphone when you can use Lightning?
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)
# helping people hear since 1911
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)
# A non muppet-related post
Is it just me or does everyone else see this when they look at that advert?



Original here

EDIT: Ooh, that's been optimised to buggery. Hold on, I can fix that...

EDIT EDIT: It's now a wee bitty big, but anyone who complains can have a red hot poker up their arse.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I do now!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# BANG OUT SOME PHAT ONES!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *bangs out fat ones*
*gets fired*

yeah thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# *busts out some tasty licks*
*licks out some tasty busts*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)
# yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I didn't before...
but for some reason whenever I see the indesit logo I think of a ladies bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Filling my mind with dirt, this place
Kind of glad I got rid of my indesit machine now...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# I always used to think that
about the philips logo. Or was it philips? Looked a bit rude, whatever it was.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Philips' logo is just the word Philips
So I think you have a dirty mind!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)
# it's something to do with stereos
or electronics generally... Hold on, I'll go have alook.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Bush?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# not just now tha...
oh alright then
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *passes buxus sempervirens*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *looks exceedingly dissapointed*
*licks*
*spits out twigs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)
# that's because you're naughty
but right
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# ha. that causes me to glee
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# *waits for wave of muppet films to subside*
*raises head over parapets*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# The music is weaving

Haunting notes, pizzicato strings
The rhythm is calling
Alone in the night as the daylight brings

woo!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I DON'T GET IT!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# its a song micky take :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
rly?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Ah bollox
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# hehe
*skips about naughtily*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# *runs after with spanking implement*
grrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# RIS?
But yum, Paella!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Is ris spanish for rice?
If so, yes!

!Fiesta! !Paella!

/lackofupsidedownexclaimationmarksblog
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# I think it may be, but that wasn't a conscious thing
I want paella now
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Midge Ure's gonig to hunt you down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# The image has gone only you and I
It means RedEx to me!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# That's SIR Midge Ure.
Oh .. no it's not.


hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the end of the street!
(Clive Bavels, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# touch large
but still most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Clevar! :D
Here have this woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# fucking ace, that
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# cool. Ever seen Hitchcock's 'ROPE'
I watched it the other night, it's really quite suspenseful, as would be expected.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# It's the one I most want to see I think
Wasn't that fussed by Psycho to be honest
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# It's a great ride, and the lead is way more Pyscho than Pyscho
plus it has Jimmy Stewart which is always a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Agreed - loved Rear Window
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
#
Window

action

Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Vertigo is the best one.
Please watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Is that the one
that has some really long one-take shot?
[Scurries around on Wikipedia] Ah, the whole film is made to look like one long scene.
(Clive Bavels, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Originally a stage production, after the book of course
good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)
# RAAAAAAR!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# where's its tits?




*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# where are
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# not from my neck of the woods
even MS are trying to do local colloquialisms now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# fair be then
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# that's roight my cruddler
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# moy
surely
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Gosh.
(MadGutters Now what?, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
#
Nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# you're forgetting about the 250k limit again Mr Jack
we know you're ace, but that doesn't excuse you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# he's done his best bless him
it's optimised to buggery as it is
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# then make it smaller in dimensions
or get rid of the moving dithering.

other people do, it's the rules

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I remember when it wasn't
well when people wern't so nazi about things if they contained obvious talent.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# since I've been here it has been
and I like to adhere to the rules because this place is so nice and friendly and thus it should be treated with respect, love and a bit of chocolate every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Well he is hardly ruining the board is he?
He is a frequent poster, he donates and he makes bloody good images so lets not be so strict.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# slippery slope
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# I read that as
slippery poles!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I donate, post alot and even better give feedback to other peoples work
not just my own (slaps JJs wrist).

Does that mean I can post 1mb animations?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Yes
because you are also a talented young man and so we would understand that your vision could not be bought to life in anything less than 1mb
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# nice as you are by saying that
that's a ridiculous cliquey thing to say.

It doesn't matter who posts here, its a public board with a simple and easy to follow FAQ designed to make the site easy to view and not too boggy for people on capped broadband.

If animations can't be made under 250k, just post a thumbnail and a link to the anim.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
# I'm barely here enough to be in a clique
and it is the reason I left /talk so take some credit where there is some credit due and stop sounding so ungrateful.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# lads, lads.
The guidelines are only there because some people are on slow connections, and so to make it fairer for everyone the guidelines are in place so that those who are on dialup or whatever aren't left out.

/tuppence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Nobody needs to be downloading 1mb files
on an internet phone either, it's not just the stone age dial-uppers.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)
# chocolate!
Now you're talking

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# I still want some of that Toblerone
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
# or he could just link it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# hello missy
books in the post :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# oooh grassy arse!
*waits by letterbox*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# hello you!
*kidnaps*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# *struggles weakly*
hiya shugs
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)
# pffft
ferocious badgers
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# RAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# *kicks over hedge*
GETTHEFUCKOUTOFIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# *pokes*
you've got more mail... I need details luvvie
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Honey badgers are evil!
They eat poisonous snakes for fun!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# eep!
and yay, all at the same time :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Haha top work!
this should happen more often
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
# forgot to comment
WOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWRRRRR *bares teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
# cheers for making it smaller and leading by example chap
here, you earn a badge
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)
# DINSDALE !!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Top animation
Brilliant strategy

UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.
(Lunar Tick A pest in this space, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)
# how can you beam me up with a hand shoved up your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# noice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
I think the green one used to say

TJ - bugger, missed 6k :-(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# better late than never
get 'em out love
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# At work?
In front of the engineers?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# engines with
ears? whatever next?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# no
in the loo, in front of a camera.

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# argh
bollocks. I missed my 10k.

oh well, no nekkid damo for you lot then :(
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I'll show you mine if you show me yours!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# ok,
you go first :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
# No, after you, I insist!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# ok, here's me:

your turn
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The heat is most definitely on!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Lucada Tiv?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# nope
what doovde?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# doovde player
to play doovde's
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I have avoided this thing as the adverts seemed too annoying
and like a new Avid Merrion thing.

Is it worth watching?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# It's alright.
The Jerky boys were better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I always thought the jerky boys were annoying
I thought phone pranks were only done by 12 year old boys who couldn't get a girlfriend or friends
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# done by, yes.
listened to by, no.

I suppose it's preference, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I did a few prank calls using the old Arnie / Al Pacino sound boards
a few years ago. Made a shitty website to put them on (link at bottom of profile) the site is still alive, but the links are all broken cos the mp3's were hosted on my old isp space which has long gone. I should re-host them cos some of them were absolute crackers (even if I do say so myself), keeping the local chinese or shop on the phone for what seemed like an eternity - amazed me why they didn't just hang up. I should re-host them. And not go on so much.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# hahahaha yes. muchly.
www.myspace.com/deanjamesperry there's a couple of vids of fonejacker on there.

(*cough* plus a lot of my art)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I laughed
it's like a cross between Monkey Dust and World Shut your Mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# it is good
this is the second series, but you can watch it on youtube at the moment.

some bits a funny, depends on your humor, i'd say give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
# excellent
can't wait for tonights.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Lucudutuuuv!
I'd love a doové for my lucudutuuv.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# not a verhus for your veser then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
# I don't have a veser any more, they keep breaking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
# does it play
de vheers?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to get this out of my head

now with less golf pun
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Where's the golf ball?
/great idea sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# yes
it does, doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# must be the cobbled streets
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# oh god that's awful!
I always knew it as nuns in the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)
# That's no ball!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# badum-tsh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# on his aft
or it could be aft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# its all there
at least i think it is.
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# hahah
ace


"for"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# fore?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# great idea!!
and nicely done too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# nice
but lose that e off fore
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Funk Me Im sooo Stupid
Sorry about RISing all the other posts now. Ahem. Ill go change it. or change into some +4's
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] you'll laugh, you'll cry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
#
youtube.com/watch?v=bvLscmRbcgU
(Pjotr, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# That has 'Oscar' written all over it. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
I think you could squeeze a pint of Guiness in there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# always been better than the right one *tap tap tap*
Sorry, I'm having a Stewie moment.


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Lefties are the best:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Damn straight!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# That's what I told that greasy Egyptian guy earlier on:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I'll bet....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# If I had any kind of visual flair, I'd do "My Left Nut"
(MadGutters Now what?, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# where's like b3ta, but without movie challenge compos?
i think i might go there till next wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Poor micto
Pissed off already?
*soothes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# well
it's just so fucking relentless
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I wish the challenge entries had their own board sometimes.
It'll calm down, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# This!
(Pesky Eskimo Gadzooks!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# I agree, but it's the first day
And this hasn't been as terrible as previous ones
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Is there something similar to b3ta? I'd give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)
# i dunno
but it might be nice to go somewhere different when this place pisses you off

so that you don't end up like me :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# CRAYONS!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# hahahaha
nuts
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry I'm late for the compo.
Bindun?

Yes, the clock's wrong, first time I tried making this, I cloned out Bill Murray and arsed it up considerably.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Late? No...
Week more of this to go!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I don't think she'd like you calling her that
but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Again, not really a film
(Adrian Monk, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# so why put it in the challenge?
it's good as it is, don't confuse things by putting it in.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# why not put it in the challenge?
its not like theres a prize worth chasing

but i get your point. i was going to do dr bunsen as the bloke from the halifax adverts, but changed my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Not the fat woman who honks then?
a- just because a woman is the size of Luton doesn't mean she can sing
b- honking isn't singing anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Don't hold back Cap'n, say what you think
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Well.... bah.
Halifax commercials annoy me at the best of times.

Ulp, she's not your sister or anything, is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# She has a point though
Right, last post till nekid tiem
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Awwwww fwuffly thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)
# haha
i hate that woman

(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# do it, it would be funny and worth seeing
just forget the challenge tag as it makes people go "but thats not a film" and distracts from the hummus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# sorry....
(Daveyd821, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Er

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# *fires smart missiles and woo*
(Azzek!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Descent was great!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# still is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)
# damn I've not played that for a loooonnnggggg time...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Egad!
The sudden memories of blocky spaceships and confusing direction?

Woo to your efforts good sir.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Oh christ
I remember that game.. confused the hell out of me AND gave me motion sickness!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

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