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# The flood defences are holding, if not slightly crumbly!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Flood defences
should not be made of wholemeal
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# just be thanksful they're not Rich Tea!
we'd all be fecked
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# no chocolate?
bah!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# *hands moon on a stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# oh!
ta very much!
right!
i'm off to meet weasel for a minibash!
taaraaa!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# *sticks moon on a hand*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# *moons, sticks hand in*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# MOAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# HA HA HA!
although - I doubt the long term defencive capabilities of something so soulble in water!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Mmmmm, biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# my brain is shot today.....
i thought they were pork pies.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# needs more HOBNOBS
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Take your pick
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# exterminate!
resistance is futile!
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I did think that myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# hahaha
ahahahahaha

ahahaha

argh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*Buys three*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# jesus fucking christ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Yes
You called?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# What micto said
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# haha jesus
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# No really,
They're very good, please buy them.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# you utter utter utter utter utter utter utter
loon
(b, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)
# hahahahaha
fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)
# STUPIDITY!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# This is silly
Cows have no head for politics.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Maybe not in the Labour Party
but they do it the . . . udder parties


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus
Byrelection?!

*groooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# *jiggles some more*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *groans louder*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Shhhh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Like that ever stopped anyone ;)
anyway ... at the joke! I'm groaning at the pun!

Cuh ... dirty minds some people have!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# how could that happen?
moo-sterious...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Spooky indeed . . .
in fact it's gone distinctly chilly in here . . . it's blummin' Friesian


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Don't talk bull
(Jersey what I did there?!)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# yes, yes I got it
yes I got itit was so bad that I Gurned see?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# #217


Hullo chums!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Good one!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*dabs eyes with tissue*

I'm FINking this is one of my faves!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hahahaha!
I think the text change at the top makes it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Haha!
I'd forgotten I'd done that! hee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# oh my god
just stop it!

Now!

(b, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# watchamate!
hows it cooking?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# all manner of stress and shite
but there is a light at the end of the tunnel
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I hope its not a train!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# \o/ YAY
anything which reminds me of Animal Crossing is a good thing... *finds fossils*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# pfffft!
409?????????
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# at last count
quality varies hugely!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# yes
Plaice Kong

The Wizard of Haddock

and Blazing Koi are amongst the least good . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# On your marks. Get set - TUNA!
mmuuurrrnnnnnnnnncodthebourneidentityham

JAWSHARK

Last crab tango crab in crab paris crab crabcrabcrab

that last one's a thinker
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# that last one sounds great
can I have it with foam?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# sorry the gas is off... will whipped cream do?
or I can sellotape the ends of your T Shirt shut and we can try and inflate you...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# *adds to list*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
#
Plaice Kong? You mean King Conger (Eel) or perhaps King Kong Prawn

The other 2 are not even going to get a comment (other than this)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Aye!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# That even exceeds my meagre
pun capabilities . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# don't say that Dave!
it's not true, I refuse to believe it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# no! resign!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# oh, ok
ok*unsigns*

*re-signs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# woft newb :(
(Kaz, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# lurk-o-rama!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# cocking hell!
5 years to make . . . err . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# it's bound to be another poster...
it's probably one of Rob's arty avant spin off projects... it probably involves James Lavell in some way.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)
# zomg!
you could die and be reincarnated during that lurkage
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*
Lurkage of the most highest order!
You been doing that a pixel at a time or something?
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# let me get the old net out of storage!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# my, that's some lurkage
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# the orange text is certainly symbolic of envy and wanting more from life.
whilst the juxtaposition between beauty and the beast in both figures' heads represents a deep inner loathing for the self and also a desire to change the outside appearance.

the suit jackets seem to show a business mind, perhaps over stressed and unhappy with the working lifestyle, again summed up by the wording in the text over the top.

the white exterior and background seems to signify purity in your life, but as it is the background perhaps this purity is kept behind you, behind the animalistic working man.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# its nice innit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I just looked at her tits
C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Even after the headsup I'm struggling to see that she actually has any tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *puts head up*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *gets shoe horn*
i'll save you!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# *fights Ives off*
Mmmphh! MMMnnppphhh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# *really daft grin*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# spectacularrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrr rr r
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# .
hmm

(skippytheferret Mr. Flibble's very cross, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# That's not a fail
That's something I'd find amusing in public and would have to leave before I got shouted at by the mother for laughing.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# TEKKEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# GIVEN!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Oh my goodness Dave.
You're getting quicker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# *blinks*
quicker?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Yes.
It's sort of the opposite of slower. It means you're speeding up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# a reply two minutes later
is quicker . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# No....*head on desk*
I meant quicker in the responses. Quick like Paul Merton.

It was a compliment, you numpty!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Thanks but I think that if Paul Merton left a two minute gap he'd have to be edited . . .

EDIT: www.b3ta.com/board/7435432


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Compared to the speed of Kaz
then yes
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Connoisseurs
I'm glad to see you're all enjoying my Vintage 2002. :)
(Kaz, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Damn.....
And I thought I was a major lurker.... now I gotta wait 5 years to post damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! SleazyMole Finally has an Icon WOO!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Sorry
but as lurkers go, you're positively a party animal
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# pfft :o)
noice one
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# advenbtures?
also, is it too early to eat my sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# sod it, I'm having my banananana
I'm having my banananana

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# A damn fine idea, Sir Dave
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# It's never too early for a sandwich
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# ^this
is the answer I was looking for


*munch*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# damn it...
fixed...
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Braw! but sack your proof-reader


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# have you never had advenbtures then Dave?
all the hip kids are getting involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# You've misspelt 'poof'
...and don't be so homophobic
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
ashally that one is on my hummus-to-do list . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# ahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# hahahaha
the power of pun is upon you
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# The punnage is strong in this one
.
(b, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# WOOHOO!
My first front page!
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# AH HAHAHAHAHAHA
superbly silly and a well-deserved fp :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 21:34, archived)
# bindun! (by moi)
(I helped save b3ta! weirdbeard, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# bit of a sequel...


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
is that Dr Foster?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# The Jolly Fisherman
of Skegness by John Hassall :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# I've been wondering
when the BBC are going to interview him.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Local weather expert Dr Foster says...
.
.

"I'm not bloody coming here again!"

.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# but he wasn't local
he was visiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Lovely Stuff
That's top, sir.
Have a cheeky pea in response:

meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# He does appear to be..
doesn't he..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Spot on, but
needs more brown water, like so.


but you are still most WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# STORKSCREW!
(skippytheferret Mr. Flibble's very cross, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# You am winner
Did you do that on the laptop?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I did
Im off home in a bit to use teh pooter'
(skippytheferret Mr. Flibble's very cross, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# double points for getting something good out of that thing
and fair enough, working tonight?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Yep
5-close :S
(skippytheferret Mr. Flibble's very cross, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# bah
guessing you're not turning up afterwards?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# haha
hope he lands on a cork
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# The Six Million Dollar Stork
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*imagines him landing like Zebedee*

BOINGG!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# now that's one versatile bird!
swiss made?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Nah . . .
it's not full of holes . . .

EDIT: Oh no that's just their cheese . . . ignore me I'm Ementaal . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# enough puns
edammit.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Speaking of swiss made
The swiss army have decided that those famous knives they give to their soldiers need updating (they want to change the colour from grey to green, or some such sillyness) so they've put it out to tender. People are getting all angry that the tender might be won by *gasp* a non-swiss company!

/living in Switzerland for a year or three blog


Edit: How rude of me, sorry. The stork is fab :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I couldn't be happier with the way today is going
It is Tuesday, right? Needs more epic fail.

Woo this! Especially loving the beakage.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# I was going to leave it with the screw
But it is such a veristile bird!
(skippytheferret Mr. Flibble's very cross, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# 'Tis magic!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Hooray
For the Swiss Army Stork
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Marabou stork nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# YAY
Have a Sporkion


and a Zippopotamus
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'd buy both of them! and pit them against each other in a robot wars stylee . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# hahahahaha!
sorry, sporkion made me splutter tea
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I Like this HARRRRD
woo to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# ....


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Motherfucker
that's EXCELLENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# woo. that's ace
rather sheep
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# sheep? is that you?
(also: WOO YAY HOUPLA)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# No
it appears to be a poor imitation.
(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# haha this is very good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
#
WOOHOOHOO!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# that's reet grand :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Acers!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Why is everyone else so much more talented than me?
Woo and well done, Sah!
*Salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Yes!
God yes!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Triffic!
Baaaa! C]:0D



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# *fucks*
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# OOF!

EDIT: *Makes note to read sigs BEFORE subtley implying that animations are good enough to have been made by b3tard 'Sheep'*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Meh...
EDIT: MEH! MEH! MEEEEEEH!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I might've enjoyed it
if I hadn't been so surprised . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Superb!
You are Sheep!
AICMFP :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Marvelloyus!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Oohhh!
Taking on sheep at his own game? This will produce amazing ofspring! Let's hope MutatedMonty/Cyriak doesn't get involved, then there'll be bastard children from hell.

That is really very good though, and I'm jealous of your skillz and I still need a lie down.

*CLICK*
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# ^those^
Braces for slap...
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# ^ ........t h o s e........ ^
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# ^them^
Ninja edit?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)
# aces
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# that's rather good, isn't it
Have a woo AND a yay. and a click.


and my babies
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# haha!
noice !
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Most woosome
Well done that twiddle-hatted monkey there
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# lovely work
very woosome
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# reminds me of sheep's work a lot
Still WOO though
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Unashamedly derivative...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Triffic!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Utterly, Utterly Brilliant.
That is most definitely all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# *says something about Sheep*
*woos muchly*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Fantastic stuff
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)
# lovely!
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Looks Familar....
Nicely done though
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Heh...
Hello boss. Clearly you were the inspiration!

(I looked on your site, but couldn't find a cursor anim with windows - which surprised me. Have you done one?)

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# I haven't
The closest I've done is the scrollbars one.... but there was the one with the wonky window: sheepfilms.co.uk/b3ta/window.gif

Flattered by the imitation too, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Ha!
I remember that one. Very nice. Like the movement.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 14:57, archived)
# that's chuffin ace
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Lol.
*windows joke*
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 25 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# probably
those flood victims are probably still too upset
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# sorry but i cant remember who did the original...

but i've had a play!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# make Charles wank and you get a click ;D
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# So so NSFW.
And probly just plain unsafe in general

NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# you are a guitar!
AICMFP!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# haha, indeed.
AICMFP? (eh?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# And I Claim I'm a Fuck Pig
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# FAIL
And I Claim My Fuck Pig
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I Clam on a G String
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# and i can milk fat preists.
obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# And I Cook Midgets For Pie
obviously
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# And I Claim My Five Pounds
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# It's true!
His wig comes right off!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Howwible.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# can you describe it?
because i'm at work, so won't be clicking
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# its a hamster performing fellatio on a man
poorly shopped but the source image of the hamster had to be used.
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# haha
fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# A hamster
Eating a penis.

For some unknown reason.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# :(
is it shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# yes
lol. poorly
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast for the compski
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Moderate or good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
#
img442.imageshack.us/my.php?image=newsge8.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I recall that conversation hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# phew
i'm glad you do
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Southwest gale 8 to storm 10
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger boat,.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# just about par id say
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Cherry popping compo entry!

Fresh from the Al-Qaeda press...



Click for bigger (271KB)
(Beertank, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# the busdriver looks strangely calm
or out on a mission? :o
(I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Are they at a . . . Rave(n)?

EDIT: and how do they fund this drugs habit? By robin?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# That pun is just unkind[ness]
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# you win the Crow(n)
and a nice new knitted plover
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Rook off
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# now it's my tern
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# you left no tern unstoned with this pun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I find that hard to swallow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
#
chough-ing hell, thats awful!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *spangs*
*spangs again*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# haha brill' :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I don't even need to understand it
But I like it anyway!

*Groan* Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# psst!
crow the stones


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Cheers
Saw the Capn's post below me, ninja'd in a groan.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Stone the crows!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# ^^yay^^
WINNAR
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# rizla ?
vote for OCB
(picitujeromanov, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# mmm OCR B
/font geek
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# zigzags FTW
I have a thing for the guy on the packet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# M C Escher used Job
*shrugs*

/utterly useless fact


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Zigzag
win every time.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# never saw zigzag
are they filled with sweets ?
(picitujeromanov, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# If they were
'twould be perfection
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:18, archived)
# i have a thing for the girls in the ads
it's just down here look

*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# I used to have a soft spot for you
but it's got hard now
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *backs away slowly*
=P
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Rips.
Black.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# i used to know a guy
who's papers came in a pack that had a little booklet
of roaches attached. the top one was a police woman
and as you worked your way through the roaches she
steadily got undressed
they were awesome.
only ever saw them on sale at t in the park
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# They're Highlands. (Bollocks, they're Headquarters, Highlands are the zodiac ones. Bollocks I say.)
They do a Zodiac one too.

Not that great rizla though, really, I prefer rips. Or Smoking Blues.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Headquarters
Edit: By Highland^
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Alright, now I'm confused.
I use black rips and hemp coated roach and that's all I know.

Oh, and cherry blunt skins if I'm feeling like I want to forget a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Hahaha
yes the blunts are quite sillystrong
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# early 90's
FTW
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# ^This!
*is havin' it large and takin' charge, full power 24 hour*

ahem, sorry

*goes back to being addled old drunk*

(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# "Caw!"*
*arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# am it corvus day?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# hahahahahaha.....

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# 'NING!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# 'ning
and woo
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# So, what's all this about fish abuse . . . ?
what's all this about fish abuse . . . ?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# *is tempted to post the jaws pic again* ;)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
PLEEEEEEASE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeee :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I look so happy!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# that is fucking brill
that is.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# W, Y & H
Indeedy
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhh that's lovely!
*cuddles dave the fish*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *snaps*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Awwww *taps on nose*
Naughty Dave the Fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *cries*
*hiydes under a rock*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *brings present of castle and plaster mermaid*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Cor!
*does gleeee fins*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# haha :)

ning dave
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# *g* :)
Edit: So the film's not about her, but her peg leg? Complaining about "that stupid bitch tread me in dog poo again" and such?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Is that one fifth of a spang?
Huh!

EDIT: Yes it's EXACTLY about the leg going postal after one too many dog-tods . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I just remembered there are other ways than :) to grin on th'net

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# im rising like a bitch here
wtf?
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Try
this and this


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Heather Mills = famous amputee.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear.

ningles dave
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha
I didn't know they were making a film of that. It can't be any worse than Omega Man was.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I just had to go and check
on IMDB to see and they are. I was only reading it a week ago. Fingers crossed :o)

Nice 'shoppage too, btw :O)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Created a new wallpaper today :)


Click for bigger (78KB)
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# crikey
that's very cheerful
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# this makes me happy
i don't know why, it brings back good supressed memories, Thank you, Dave Ist die cool ein ja?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# How can the sun have a shiny bit?
Unless it's a solar event going on
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# hahah
it's the sun's north pole, but it's slipped a bit, cos it's gone all melty
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# marshmallow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I thought it was an inverse frying egg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# look at the sun
you will then see a white spot (permanently)
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Paint... the... whole... world... with... a...
RAINBOW!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# YAY!
make something, change something, make something, change something, make something betteeeeeeeer

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# you utter cunt
I hate that song and now it's in my head
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Then
you need this song to dislodge it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# huzza
up above the streets and houses..
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I like big BUTTS and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in with an iddy-biddy waist
And a round thing in your face
you get SPRUNG...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)
# yay for my new gay wallpaper
(picitujeromanov, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Smashing!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Hmmm...


Blog & Archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# What about BUCKINGHAMSHIRE!?
We been flooded too.

Well, not my bit. Not most of it really. Buckingham.

Woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# where my parents live has been on the news a lot
purely cos they have a siren, and it makes the footage more interesting
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Ou est ca?
I won't stalk them, I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# lincolnshire
luckily, the house we're buying there is on a hill
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Is lincolnshire up, down, left or right?
Like Leicestershire, I have not a blues clue where it is.

At least I know where Guildford is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# sort of to the right of the middle
above east anglia, below hull
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# I didn't think
Lincolnshire had any hills.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# they keep them underground for emergencies
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# well, lumpy bits
but no
coming from wales, lincolnshire is a tedious expanse of flat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Norfolk?
Near? Towards?

My stunning lack of knowledge of my country is legendary. I've lived in Aylesbury for 16 years, on and off, and I still barely know where anything is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# your cutlery is in the kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Oh thank fuck *stops panicking*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# It's the herby one
you know, usually in packs of 8
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# SOSSIJ
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Dear Reader
Although we'd love to include your county, we are limited in the space we can devote to coverage of the story.

You are welcome to make your request again when Buckinghamshire has been renamed Atlantis :-)
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Heh, cheeky fecker.
It's our fault for having such an awfully named river: The Ouse.

(it's not blook Ankh Morpork)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# LOOK! WATER! LIVE! LOOK! WE'RE WEARING WELLIES!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I really wish you'd present something on Cbeebies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
oh my yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Gooooood morning my little friends
Today we're going to learn about put downs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# put the paintbrush down billy
you're fucking shit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# i can just see you on me too....
fucking mongs.
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# And so Edward the big blue elephant
clipped the magazine back into his gun, and set off to find Harry the Hamster, who had it coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# FUCK YOU, HAIRY BASTARD *blam blam blam*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# HERE IS A RIVER
IT IS WET
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# wellie shortage hits London
The BBC should've nicked some from Glastonbury when they were covering it.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# ah ha, that'll teach em
for moaning about hosepipe bans!
(jagathewise, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# i've not seen one TV crew
and i go between gloucester and cheltenham everyday
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# They cancelled telly for a "Flood Special" last night
That'll be on top of the blanket coverage on every fucking news programme.

I'm sure stuff is happening elsewhere.

These knife gangs and Iraqi insurgents must be having a field day at the moment, getting away with murder.

Hey, atleast they've shut up about 'Maddy'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Well
Chances are she's somewhere nice and sunny having sex, cow
(skippytheferret Mr. Flibble's very cross, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# FIND MADDIE AND WIN SOME SAND BAGS
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# pfft!
(jagathewise, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# yeah, what happened to her?
apart from the kidnapping. or disappearing. Or whatever.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# the usual
sex, death, shallow grave

sad, certainly, but almost certainly true
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# and the other
that no one likes to talk about.

or she's part of a rich sheiks paedo hareme.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# They found something better to report on
Rain yes RAIN! Not bad parenting, or one in a million kids that get kidnapped each year

RAIN!

Take that Mcanns!
(skippytheferret Mr. Flibble's very cross, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Well, it IS a rare thing in England
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# kidnapping or rain?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# front page yeserday
Was a woman who was airlifted with her dog! I mean come on front page

I did a fantastic dump this morning that deserves more exposure than that!
(skippytheferret Mr. Flibble's very cross, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
# you need to read the star
they lead with a story on big brother.

with a picture of a bikini clad 'babe'
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# hurrah for equations
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# /phones nature
(jagathewise, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# maths....
BURN THE WITCH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# pfffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice.

I liked the fact that George Alagiah has spent 3 days flying about in a helicopter talking about how the flooding could have been caused by global warming.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# yeah
like his mechnical wanking spanners had nothing to do with it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# *wees in your ear*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)
#
helecopter mechanical wank spanner
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# screw Archimedes



hahaha see what I did there??...eh?...eh?....oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# you screwed Archimedes
in his hairy butthole.

you nawty boy, i hope you used protection.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Pfffft!
Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha - officelol
Very woo sir, as always.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# I dont know why


Click for bigger (157KB)

But dispite being crude, i'm smiling
(skippytheferret Mr. Flibble's very cross, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I'm lost for words.
But i cant help but click.
(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# he looks happy!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# i'm not sure if he's manic or aggressive
either way i'm going to give him what he wants.
(jagathewise, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# :D
thats right up mousings strasse
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# hahha yay :)

ning all
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Skippy, you're alive?
and woo
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Woo
INDEED
(skippytheferret Mr. Flibble's very cross, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# I topicalized you

(I helped save b3ta! The Flaming Ibanez Awww, c'mon, Japanese girls do it!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Topical? No; Obscure Source Material - Yes; Should I Post it? Why the fuck not?
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Arf!
(jagathewise, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Heh heh, like it!
*applies for LucanCard*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)
# I am
the Lord Jesus Christ

kneel before zod
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# you don't know the POWER of the daaark side
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# i don't?
rats.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# *whispers*
oh no sorry - thats what colour PANTS I am wearing today
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# pants eh?
i like posing pouches myself.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I like pouches
but posers I do not sir!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# sorry.....
*takes cucumber out of pouch*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# i don't now?
what about later?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Zub
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Here comes ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7413738
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)
# :D
i have no memory of posting that comment
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Kneel before Zod
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)
# haha
70s b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# what a scary concept....
Morning, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# did you enjoy
the Gruntfuttock saga?
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Bless you, sir
I did indeed. You are most kind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# ning JPG
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I need a LucanCard
for when I go drink myself to death in Goa (like he's sometimes alleged to have done)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Just remember to keep up the minimum monthly payments...
/fatherly advice blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# don't do that!!
who else would we smoosh, fondle and, ahem... you know..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# It's Ok, they have internet there now and everything
I'm hoping to go by the end of October.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

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