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Out the sphinxter

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Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

Yay!

I wish I could poo cigarettes.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

i can make cigars

but i wouldn't advise smoking them

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

hahah

self-smokers!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)

haha ace

whoever it was should repost the-pyramids-as-lighter thing, I'm loving the idea that all of ancient Egypt was all just enormous smoking accessories!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

did you see my

7 wonders theme park?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

hehehe yes

It was lovely.

Just like you.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)

aw shucks

*reddens*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

I sphinx that's great

(is it too early for puns?)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

Ibis-eeing your pun and Ibis laughing

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

That's Pharo-nuff

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Oh, I missed you Dave

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

*posts better gunsight to mrs T*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

I need more ammunition too

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

Awww!

you sweetie! Have a phlegmish girl!
As a present!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

*fits*

*dribbles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

ah well

at least it fits

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

i have a plastic camel that does pretty much that.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)

Re-enact the Wicker Man

and burn this monstrosity

Edit: Meh! Just noticed someone beat me to this.

(annexed, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

haha

Nice shoppage!

(jammietarts ..., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

haha

is that Russell Brand?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

That french duke?

surely not...

(jammietarts ..., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

Christopher Lee's Fork Impression Wows Crowds

Continued on page 45,77,687

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

Pssst

So why so happy though?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

Because it annoyed the Toastmeister.

We was teasing him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

*poke*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

*poke back*

Wotcha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

'Lo!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

Congratulations, duckypoos.

Any more info?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

Thanks :)

Yes, actually - the contract company like me so much that they want me to be a permanent member of staff.
They've offered me 22.5k and want me to start on Monday - that's with 29 days holiday, a quarterly bonus etc.
I'm still waiting to hear back from the other one, but the first job also said they'd be open to salary negotiations if I was offered the other job :D

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Niiiiice!

Leaving your old job was genius!

Are we still playing, by the way?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

We are...

I'll send you a gaz...

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

*low bow*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

didn't annoy me at all

I thoroughly enjoyed it

Dixon buckled because people were thanking me for his assistance thinking he was me! :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

You enjoyed it?

It turned you on. I KNEW IT

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

*spoons*

mornin gorjass!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

Morning sexy!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

ooo! i didin't see you there under the duvet!

double bonus!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

what are you all doing under my duvet?!!!

*farts*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

*strikes match*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

*asplodes*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

"Come on everybody, join in!"

"We've got Y and M, can anyone do a C or A?"

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fross Read your email on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

hehehehe, great ideas and all that!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

ello :)

must've posted this about 5 times this week already :(

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

This has bindun.

better...but nice try.

Welcome new person

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

He wishes he was this cool

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

Dudeski!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

hahaha

brilliant

have a woo and have a yay too

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

half&half.... ITS HALF BREAST MILK AND HALF SAILOR SPLUFF!

YUM YUM!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

Ja, vee schtomp on your Johnston Lebowski

make it go squish

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

I think you mean

Chonson!

(jammietarts ..., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

Schonson even?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

hahahaha

ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

That is a bloody scary look

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

Is that me?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

Can't be - no blood or placenta

*still scrubbing brain*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

Personally

I wanted to try some after I saw the end result.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

ha thats brilliant!

and superbly realised!

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

thats what i aspire to!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

Theres something strangely Goomba-esque about this

Big body, small head...

(jammietarts ..., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

Goombay dance band?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

7 tears have fallen in the riiiiiiiiiiver

seven tears etc etc etc

one of the worst music videos ever made

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

just my papers....

my papers....
my.... business papers...

and what is it you do Mr Labowski?

i'm, er, unemployed...

:D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

Edit: meh

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

Thats giving me the fear!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

*takes the fear*

you ok?
take a deep breath

*hands back the fear*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

Can I borrow the fear for a bit?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

i think so

better ask S T

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

by all means

but be back by 11 young lady!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

*looks for lady*

Nope, doesn't mean me...
*scarpers with the fear*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

Biggah!
snipurl.com/e1np

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

that's no baboon!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

I'm fine thank you Suzanne

*pauses*

AAaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

Can I borrow your fear please?

I'm going to need it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

now wondering what you need it for?

but http://www.b3ta.com/board/7448252

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

Yes, but I saw that after

I need it because.... of freebs' eyes earlier

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

did you see my new red eyes dad painted on me?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)

*readies the fear*

No....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

www3.barnesy.org/board/7445306

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

Mimsy it in the intercourse!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

hee hee!!

*stares*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

*hides behind sofa*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

this whole talking in 2 places at once is too much for my tiny brain

even if they are right next to each other!
But now you have the fear and all is well with the world... sorta

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

*world ends*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

*takes the fear*

*hands to mrs trelis*

you're not ready yet

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

phew, for a minute there I lost myself

*breathes easy*

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

don't look at Geoffrey then

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

I thought that was Chris Tarrant for a moment

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)

I think it's probably giving me less than the original image

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

haha

that really took me a couple of seconds to notice what you'd done there!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

Aaaaagh!

Couldn't immediately see what was wrong with that!

woo

(jammietarts ..., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

oh jesus jones!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

where?

you alright bruv?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

I've got

gah!

work to do :(

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

fucking hell!

what's the world coming to?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

This is one of those unintentionally horrifying images

that will stay in my brain for the next few days.

WOO!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

cunt it in the fuck!.....with hammers!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hello boys and girls

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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SiX and his hat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

thats the pet for me!!

that'll keep people from knocking on my door!!!
bastards.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

you're bungle bozwick?

wowzers

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SiX and his hat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

FECK!

Scarier than Hamble! *shudders*
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

Hahahaha!!!!

Raar!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

What's that coming over the hill?

Is it a bandwagon?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)

fucking no

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

haha

morning smiler ;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

prodigy69.myby.co.uk/prodigy69/otherthings2.htm

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

hahahahaahah

you l00n!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

pffftt!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

Pffft!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

no no no no no

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

jesus god on a stick

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

hahaha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

pfffft

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

hahaha, nicely shopped!

/that chewbacca one is feckin' ace!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

Zippy and Bungle went to the jungle.....

Ello love!

Tis my last day being prolific on here, I think.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

Why so happy happytain?

*huggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

Ah, it was yesterday and I haven't changed back yet.

Hang on....

Ahhhh, there we are.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

are you going out with a bang?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

I dunno, we'll see how manwife feels tonight...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

ning miss

there's always time for b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

I hope so...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

MOOOOOOOORNING!!!!!

'lo Cap'n.

You must still b3ta in new job or you'll be much missed and we shall all mourn and weep and be miserable.

/emotional blackmailer blog

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

I will try!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

oh how come?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

I will be fucking busy from next week.

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

If you changed 2 of those words around your week would be much more interesting :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

I wish.

I'm terrified, I don't know what I'm doing, I have next to no information and in typical my company style, I'm going to be doing the equivalent of two jobs for the lowest amount they can pay me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

shame!

although i'm sure your rarer and more considered comments will be equally as enthralling.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

*captivates and inspires*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

whatever

i'm kidding, please don't hurt me

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

i had to look for a while before i was what you'd done

i am very tired this morning

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

the edit freaks me right the fuck out

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

bless!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

Hahahahaha

the bottom one is especially good

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

to both

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

Inappropriate advertising?

I found this in the train. The insensitive bastards. I found a shark in my bath last night thanks to this flooding, and they print THIS?!

Click for bigger (235KB)

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

Arf!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

hahahaha!

Ace!
*click*

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

There's a whale in the thames?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

GAH! JOHN PEEL ATE THE POPE'S HAMSTER!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

well, he did shit in the woods

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)

oooh that was almost mind-pissy

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)

pie?

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SiX and his hat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

I never say no to pie!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

It doesn't matter how busy you are, there is always time for a pie.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

in competition with catholic bears?

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

a fiver on the one in white

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

look at the poor bear!!

the popes dropped a humdinger!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

I actually caught myself saying 'does the pope shit in the Thames?!' in RL the other day

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)

yes, but he does though

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)

does he?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

RL?

Where's that?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

A strange place where they look at you funny for saying stuff like that

I don't recommend it

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

*fears*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

people in my office actually say ROFLCOPTER

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

are they all b3tans?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

I have my suspicions

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

I've been saying "lol" a loud for years now.

I actually need help, me thinks. "lol"

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

real

lemmonparty

I think

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SiX and his hat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)

Naw

he shits in a silk-lined box, then gets Cardinal Hoyos to take it personally to the Thames, where it is ceremonially dumped in an incense-accompained ritual

amazing what you learn on GMTV

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

hahahaha

excellent

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

I like the remark about the sushi

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

'ning fella

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)

'ning!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

I find myself singing Living Colour to your sig

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

Good, good

that's where I came up with it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

erk!!

*climbs lamp post*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)

hahah excellent :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)

do you wear a ceramic emo mask?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

How many points for a conversion?

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Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

⇑This⇑

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

That's

reasonable

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Bobod Perpetually following through, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

3 for a penalty kick though.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)

It says 'Huh!'

for Hilary! Gleeeeee!
Her initials were HH before she married me!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

What REALLY happened to that hand...

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

Yes,

sorry about that.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

S'ok, bit of vaseline did the trick.

It cures all ills.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

Clarence Boddicker

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

Eric must have done something really bad to deserve this

Smoking crack in the basement?

(jammietarts ..., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

Give the man a hand!

I'm just watching this, which is weird.

Anyone else think Boddicker looks like Sven Goran Erikkson?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

'ning.

?but how to break the glass?

(known as m! is pissing in pants, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)

Like this

*uses marcinEc's head*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)

it's so obvious

boo

(known as m! is pissing in pants, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)

but a little harsh, I feel

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

Sorry, it was too easy

:-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

Mrs T!!!!

*smoosh*

long time no ... well ... y'know!

'ning the board!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

G'ning and happy friday!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

Snogs down there are the best of all the snogs!

'ning Sir!

Friday too?!

\o/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

Happy Friday Snog!
down there!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

That has made me ever so happy

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

well, then my mission has been a success!

then my mission has been a success! Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

Long time no smoosh!

*smooshes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

Have you been away doing exciting fun things?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

If being abused by the mother in law is fun...

But the satisfaction of leaving stains in her spare beds made me feel better about it....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

'ning lovely lady!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

'ningles cutey

*snog*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)

ooh

'cutey'
*blushes*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

ning Debts

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)

hehe

a very apt nickname!

*smoooooosh*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

'ning fellatia

*fingers*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

pffft!

morniinginginging lovely Minky!

*writhes and groans*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

i thought we were beyond smooshing and snogging

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

Yeah, sod it.

*titwanks*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

AWESOME

*pearl necklaces*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

duh

that's what the hammer is for

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)

there is an emergency screwdriver located on the 3rd floor

in the fire warden's office.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)

What's the warden doing

with a screwdriver in his orifice?
eww!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

it's a lonely job.............

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

he wont tell me to "come back later" again!

*folds arms with self satisfaction*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

wha? it's in the TRAIN

woo woo
you mean stationmasters' office

(known as m! is pissing in pants, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

it's only cellophane!!

*pushes hand through*
*brains the boss*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

Chris Langham - suggest anyone interested listens to the lyrics here

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLh2F-2U740

(JonKing2006 Jonathan King, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)

What?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

What?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

YES!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

Is it wrong to hope that Chris Langham was abused by a paedophile when he was young, as he is claiming?

Because I've always found the guy really funny and if he wasn't abused and is just a perv then that would be very disappointing but on the other hand, if he was abused and he's just been screwed up by it, hasn't abused any kids and only looked at some child porn because he was screwed up by his own experience, it would still be OK to like his comedy, wouldn't it?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

nope!

you must burn your 'Not the nine 'o' clock news videos along with Wacko Jacko's albums . . .
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

NOOOOOOOO!!!

But what about People Like Us, the first series of The Thick Of It and his appearances on Smith And Jones?

I don't mind burning Carry on Columbus though.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

Don't forget the Muppets!

He wrote a lot of those too...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)

You seem to have given this a lot of thought

I agree for the most part. Having had a friend who was falsely accused of something similar, I hope this is all bullshit

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

I thought he has been found to have pornography?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)

he had kid porn on his laptop

so as far as I'm concerned he should be locked away to fucking rot

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

What about Pete Townshend..

ok, so it states somewhere that just paid for access and was found not to have any images on pc etc.
But so what, how come he got away with it? That was for alleged 'research' too.
And for a bit of dodgy humour.. can't beat this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CBgIxA2umM

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

He didn't get away with it.

He was not locked up as he was not considered a threat, but IIRC he is a registered sex offender?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

Yes, is still on the register

i believe. So got away with it basically, with a slapped wrists. May have been innocent but he should have known better really.
So is their a difference between accessing/viewing/saving/storing images?

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

I think that paying is the key.

If he looks at child porn he finds in his grandad's loft then maybe he is just stopping another child being abused, but if he buys it then he is encouraging another child to be abused to make money.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

No.

If he has paid for child pornography or, indeed, done anything which encouraged a trade which causes pre-pubescant children to be abused then he needs to be punished.

It doesn't stop his jokes being funny, just as I still like my Gary Glitter tape that I have in the car.

I find paedophiles to be a bit sad. i don't fancy children, so it is easy for me not to abuse them, but if I did - well, it must be a hard life, much like being gay in 1960.

No possible excuse though - they have to fight it - if I was raped as a child would that mean it was okay for me to rape someone? If I got run down by a drunk driver then it'd be okay for me to drink and drive?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

Clearly it wouldn't be

which is why the 'if he hasn't abused any kids' disclaimer.

It would be understandable why he might have seen some dodgy pics though. I have no idea how much they are talking about.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)

It does sound like his defence is a bit shonky

he doesn't deny having the pics and looking at them to create a character that wasn't even a paedo (according to Mary Whitehouse) doesn't really convince me.
Poor Him!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

AKA The Pete Townsend Defence

or at least a variation of.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)

Not to be confused with the Sue Townsend Defence...

"Honestly officer I never knew he was thirteen and three quarters"

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)

I don't care

obtaining pics is enough.

It pays people to abuse children.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

err . . . yes

Like I said he didn't convince me and even if it's true I don't think that it excuses him
I agree

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

'ning.

I agree with you. "Pictures of child abuse", what does it mean? Well in cases I've seen reported it mostly means violent torture and destruction of a child's, or even a baby's unformed sexual organs and sometimes includes murder, all supervised and filmed by someone who is supposed to be the guardian of the child. Being abused oneself ought to be the biggest incentive to keep away from this kind of stuff. I'm afraid I can't sanction "innocently viewing some pictures" under any circumstances

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

I agree

although I accept that someone may possibly view pics without fully realising the consequences of their action.

Like buying some grass and not thinking about the crime the money goes towards

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

I go along with that principle

but in this case we are talking about pictures of children being MUTILATED by their guardians or with their guardian's consent. It is beyond my powers of imagination to believe that doing it or watching it being done can ever be innocent.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

I wasn't aware of the nature of the pics

for some people - this only justice is prolonged public beating

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

I'm not being sarky but

the clue is in "child abuse". It doesn't mean pictures of someone sending their kid to bed without watching CBeebies.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

it is you, isn't it

/not a patch on Snoopi though

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

It's not a patch on

Everybody's going to the Moon to fuck children either

Morning!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

morning sir!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

I wish we had a board for posting links on.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)

but we do

(pdjpdj, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)

ah! you were being sarcastic

(pdjpdj, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)

And had a reminder about said board about the posting boxes

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)

^ this with more sense

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

^This

I might email Rob and ask him to start a links board and then put a message whenever you try to post on this board saying something like:

Posting a link? Consider using the links board.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)

controversial

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

Maybe he did consider it

Then thought "fuck you b3ta - and all of your mums".

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)

Don't be surprised

if your post makes us believe that you have a very sinister reason for publishing it.
(Reply copied and pasted from /links, this sort of thing doesn't warrant the effort of typing out twice)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:21, archived)

Prime Vs ET

(pirateneddy, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)

*poke*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

cor thats lovely

*click*

just noticed... ET looks a little like an upside down brown willy :D YAY!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)

*glomp*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

THIS!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

that's very homoerotic

I always knew there was something about Prime
:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)

I never knew ET could float

and I thought he had little stumpy shuffle legs

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

yeah

and I thought he was in jail!!!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

hahahahahaha

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)

Hahahaha

'ning all. Happy friday

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)

nings KW

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)

'nings

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)

He's grabbing ET's dong

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

E.T. You're So Big !

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

Quick n doidy

Looking at it now the animation is off.
Next time I animate a giant transforming robot pleasuring an intergalactic midget I will try harder.

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

and the chocolate factory

Click for bigger

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

Ooooh

I don't get it because I'm a spamhead, but its really well done anyway!

Morning happy toots...I mean toast :) *hugs*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)

Its the new Tim Burton/Johnny Depp fillum

www.aintitcool.com/images2007/sweeneysmall1.jpg

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)

I pray that it's ace

and with that, I shall leave you all. Don't do anything I wouldn't do....

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)

ta ta

see you later :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

This gives me glee

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)

ffs!

the most over done film ever! What's that, remake number 4627?

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

Arf!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)

That is fucking funny.

Well done sir. Best thing I have seen for some time.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)

Cheers!

I don't think everyone got it ver' easily

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)

took me ages to get the first time

And was equally slow this time!

very pffffffft able

woo

(jammietarts ..., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)

woo! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)

Hahahahahahaaaa!

Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

beautiful

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

sooooooooooooock!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)

that is special

woo yay

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

Woo!

TJ:

Now I've got a Gaz from Zoo as well. They must be getting desperate. They want to use this.

Can anyone who knows a bit about this sort of thing tell me if I've inadvertantly made a feetball joke or are they actually asking to print a joke about kids being murdered by paedophiles? I'd be half tempted to let them use it then contact the Sun to run a campaign against the evil Zoo magazine...

But I won't. What are we doing? Telling them to fuck off or just ignoring them?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

I think the consensus is FUCK OFF

(not you, them)

:D

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)

It's a good consensus

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

^this

burnt their bridges a long time ago

it's like someone continually nicking stuff out of your garden for three months, then coming back the next month and saying 'actually, can you just let me have it...er, for free'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

basically, don't ignore them, politely do what I did and email them back saying that other publications are prepared to pay for image use from this site, and you'd expect the same from emap

if they wish to use it, they have to pay. Basically, if enough people do this often enough,
they'll have a choice; stop nicking images altogether (which they've even done this week)
or start giving a 'token payment' out, which isn't a bad thing to do.
if they had got REALLY pissed off with all this by now they would have stopped doing the spam thing, but then they'd lose
out on all the freebies their sponsors give them, so it's worth sticking to our guns

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

Cheers.

That's basically what I wanted to know. I wanted to go along with what the more talented board members are doing as this whole thing has more of an impact on them than it does me.

Did you gaz them or email their 'You've got spam' address?

BTW. I've now bunged a new DVD burner in my pooter so I'm doing you some comedy.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)

I'll forward you my email to them, two ticks....

wait for the gaz...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)

Ta.

I'll check it out when I get home as I can't read gazzes at work.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)

gaz is sent, not sure if you've got my email, if so, send an email to me and i'll reply with the message for you.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

Peter

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

Today's happy Friday snog is dedicated to Chorizowagon

who's dumping her poo jobby for a better one!
Enjoy!

I'd be pleased to take sensible happy suggestions for next Friday's . . .
along with a beeeg Woo! C];0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

excellent!

and woo!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

HUZZAH!!

:D *does happy Friday dance in time*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

*filums*

*keeps for self*
. . . gratification

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

'ning all :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

Nings treacle

*hugs*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)

ning sausage :)x

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

and well done for saying Poo Jobby

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)

Poo Jobby plop plop!

Wee-wee fart wang dump plop piss!
Hello!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

I say, steady on old chap.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)

DIXON!

We They were just talking about you . . . 'ning!
sorry you getting excited?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)

ning!

Yes, I know *allll* about it.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

not me, you understand

you understandI wasn't even there! A big boy did it and ran away!
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

woo

very nice DTH

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

This is most woosome!

and has filled me with Friday gleeeeeee!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)

...and now on BBC 20000 posts, it's time for

I bloody love summer, me!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

'ning all, congrats freebs, eww man nipple...

COR!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

freebs?

*confused*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

*sees hidden link*

*clicks*
*clicks again*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

BBB!

happy 20K

~~but what about all those nude posts you were running by me?~~

GAH!!!! *saves before you remove it*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

yay for nipple!

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Grats Bumcock!
WOO!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

WOO! Congrats

you are dixons dream date.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

@_@

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

breathing?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

Thass not true!

I breathe and he doesn't fancy me!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

he can look him in the eye while making love to him.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

and don't forget reaching around

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)

Thas beautiful

Grattilations

*glomps*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

ARGH! MY EYES!

it's like that bit in space balls!

"Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was this big?!?!?!" :¬D

congrats :¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

and then a mighty good scratch . . .

right underneath! Arf! 'ning Swaz!
Heppy weekend!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)

'ning DTH

same to you sir

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)

hahahahahahahah

and

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Why did I look?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)

wooyay *bokes*

congratamulatroiuwenxchgfebsoewwions

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:30, archived)

congratulations! :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)

I'm saddened

and surprised

but mostly saddened

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

congratulations fella!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:33, archived)

Demon eyes!

*fears*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)

milestione tastic sir!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

*bursts through door*

*pants*
Sorry I'm late everyone - my bus had a pro....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE LINK IS GONE!!!

edit: oh no, there it is...*click*

hahahahahahahahahahah :D Marry Me!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)

Aahahahahahaaa!

Nice one! =)

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:46, archived)

sweet humping funk

You have a man-bum-gina!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

Congratulations! Have Zoo GAZ'd you for it yet?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

ARG - NOOOOOOO - I missed it

...the one morning I decide to do some w*rk and this happens!

Woo yay and congratumalations... nice arse!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

congrats!!!!

woooooooooo

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

WOO

YAY

HOUPLA

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 30 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

Zippy says

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:51, archived)

*obeys*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)

G'nings FOXEH!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)

GggRRRRrrrRRRr FOXEH :D

Nings yourself, cuteness

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)

*group hugs sexeh b3tards of all demoninations!*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)

nings DTH

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

COR!

*spluffs*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)

*escapes*

*stands on outside taking photos*

*profits*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)

make sure your get that bit in...

what is that bit anyway?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)

Superfluous to requirement

but ultimately enjoyable (it would seem)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)

Hey!

*re-hugs*

Last day inna poo job!? Woo!
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)

*jealous*

pastures new, or career break?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

not me, Chorizowagon

ChorizowagonI have quite a good job
sorreh!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

*fetches watercannon*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)

EWW!

you disgusting water cannon felcher!
'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)

*manhugs*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

Mmmm!

Have a Braw! weekend!
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)

Hahaha

*readies anorak*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)

*glomps*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

COR!

Hullo lovely :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

off to work very soon, but I shall see you this evening....

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)

*wriggles into the middle*

Harrow!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

The more the merrier!

Mwwwah!

Heppy Friday!
Gleeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)

bog lols!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)

you are b3taring while taking a shit?

that's dedication for you :D

ning brethren

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)

ning Mr Savoy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

ning Nibus

thanks for the inspiration for today's name suggestion :)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)

*notes down Griffy's latest nom de guerre*

I need to keep track, you see

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)

pffft

me too!

can I take a photocopy of your notes. (It's like uni all over again)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)

And I suppose you want me to lend you my essay too?

*does impression of doormat*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)

yes please

could you change a few key words too.

What's that say on your chest... WELCOME.

why thank you!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)

*adds in a few 'nots' and 'didn'ts'*

There, that changes the meaning totally...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

hurrah!

*adds in "in my opinion..." at the start*

can't fail, errrrrrrr, again!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)

Thank god for Vodafone now offering thw hole t'internet

Now ebven ablusions need not stop my B3ta-ing

EDIT: jesus my spelling's shit today

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)

have you been wiping for 12 minutes?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)

Dirty Pants

Clean Botty

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)

Dirty duvet

dirty mind

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)

Don't complain to him

his spellings even worse!

Ning JS

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)

ningles CW!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)

Happy Friday!

Best of all the days!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)

so true!

I'm posting another happy friday song soon!
gleeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

It is a very happy Friday

and we need one NOW!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)

ok, ok!

ok!Sheesh!
posting!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)

Does it have twangers?

or at least can you accompany on a twanger

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)

Friday is always better

when you know you're not in work next week.

And you're gonna be lookign for a new job.
Stitch that, "the man"!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:21, archived)

Hehehehe

I'm not in work next week, but I already have a new swanky job to start the week after, does that count?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)

That'll do

as long as I get a new job next week as well

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

Ooooh good luck

I'll keep my fingers xed for you!!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

Ning capitan name change!

b3taring while taking a shit at work and getting paid for it...

that's even more dedication.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)

you're a lady

you don't do poos

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)

What do I do then?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)

lady-plops

neatly packaged little truffles with bows on smelling of mint

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)

They might be neatly packaged

but mine insist on divebombing!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)

kersploosh

as its your last day at work - see if you spatter the pan, and then don't flush!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

I REFUSE TO FLUSH DAY

there should be a badge!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)

lady things

make doilies
sit in the park
walk poodles
sip tea
that kind of thing

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)

The sad thing is

I have done 3 out of those 4 things at various points in my life!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)

i love you

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

*searches in vain for twangers

in a desperate attempt to please zippy,
fails and commits suicide, unloved and missed by no one.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)

*mourns*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)

wotcha

*smoosh*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)

Wotcher Minky

How's tricks?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)

not bad mrs

how's yourself?

where you been?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)

Enduring four days of torture

From the mother in law...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

ah, mothers in law

mine's a budhhist hippy
she's a right laugh

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

Mine already had a daughter in law

Who has already provided her with both types of grandchildren, so basically I have no purpose and everything I do is wrong.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)

hahahaha

she's just toughening you up I reckon

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)

have you tried impressing her

with your wet t-shirt abillities?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)

She wasn't that impressed, strangely

I think the only thing I could do is have twins. Which I'm not doing.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)

you never know unless you try.

give it a go.
go on

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)

I'm NOT having twins just to impress!

It'd be bloody difficult as well

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

oh just give it a go

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)

*shudders*

inlaws......

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)

*surprise snogs*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)

*weakly attempts to fight off*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

hahah

I had a vision then of you ineffectually pummelling at my chest, Mr. Burns-style

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

Mr Bums?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)

good good

that was the vision i was going for

=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)

ooh ooh ooh

I saw the Simpson's Movie last night

I got the impression that I was laughing the loudest in the entire cinema

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)

i saw it last night too!

that bit where it goes
"to be continued"
a little boy in the row in front of us went
"WHAT!!!!!"
exclamation marks and everything.
oh it was funny

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)

hahah

I think there were similar gasps at this showing too

I cocking loved it I did!

when I came out past the queue for the next showing, I couldn't resist saying loudly "Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers father!!"

I'm a funny, me

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)

yeah me too

it was awesome!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)

It was the polar bear

kicking the fox that made me snort my drink from my nose onto the balding gentleman in front :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)

haha

yeah that made me laugh too

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)

but the bit where Homer Simpson gets killed by the evil wizard

that bit sucked

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)

and barts threesome

with the twins?

a bit OTT?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)

not as OTT

as the flesh train that Barney, Patty and Selma did

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)

I never want to see Marge's pink again!

its all I can image when I shut my eyes now!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

what about barts little willy?

that bit made me laugh

and homer giving everyone the finger

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:28, archived)

hahaha

now I have too..making

mmmmmmh mmmmmmhhh noises

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)

"oh you savage brute"

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)

*returns from the dead reggie perrin style,

definitely not bobby ewin style,attempts
in vain to woo mrs trellis,fails,commits suicide, unloved and missed by no one.

except the comma police

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)

*arrests dead body in name of grammar*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

yes zippy.

TROUSERS, BEGONE!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)

oi oi

balsa boy

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)

yo dude!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

Right, they're out

Now what?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)

o_O

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)

Poached, fried or boiled?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)

boiled

then mashed up in a cup with butter and onion

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

Potatoes on the side?

*boils and mashes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

*sits at the table salivating*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)

scrambled.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

she wasn't asking you!

*planes*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

*trains*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)

*snowmobiles*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)

Oooh, that's got to smart...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)

that's nothing

look at this
*opens box of woodworms*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)

oh yeah?

*brings out great horned owl.*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)

*laughs as owl realises his talons are stuck in your arm*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

argh!!

it's trying to fly off!!
mink! grab my ankles!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)

*grabs*

ivesb, why are your legs getting longer?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

Zippy is fluttering his eyes at me!

I thought it was George who was the gay one!!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)

THEY'RE ALL AT IT!

It's just that George gets to be sponge every day

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)

Zippy swings both ways

He really doesn't care about the constellation of the genitals, he just gets on with it

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)

I could imagine that!

Especially with the size of Bungle's cock!
Brings a whole new meaning to 'Rod Jane and Freddy'!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)

Not half!

By the way, I think Bungle's cock is the same one that is on display when you type "penis" into wiki

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)

you needed to look it up why?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

He just likes looking at rude words!

Like when you were a kid and looked for 'bastard' in the dictionary, and was disapointed when 'fuck' wasn't in.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

I found spunk in my Griffin Saver dictionary

but that's a different story

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)

I didn't need to

I wanted to

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

did you learn anything though?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

Yes

*checks back*

Oh they changed the picture!!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)

I've got a big red one!

I love that episode... this is most woo!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)

Sausagemobile!

'Ningaling!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)

hullo m'dear :D

Good 'nings, happy friday and all that!

Its my last day at work today :D:D YAAAAAAAY

How are you?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)

new job or have they sacked you THE BASTARDS?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)

Nopes the other way around

I canned their asses... told them all they were fired, stole all the stationary and escaped to Alaska*

*I quit and got a better job :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)

hurrah for job-switching, bmx-riding, foxy-sausages!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)

I'm afraid I've defected

back to mountain biking... just did my first 24 enduro race coupla weeks ago :D I'm still bruised.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

I've got

a big red one!

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SiX and his hat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)

I already had my twanger out

I always walk around with it out on a friday

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)

Argh.

It's been 15 minutes since I first saw this picture now, and I've still got "get your twangers out" running through my head IN ZIPPY'S VOICE. I think you may have unearthed some deep brain trauma. Expect to hear from my lawyers*.

*Really has no lawyers

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)

Glad to be of service

really glad

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)

Dear Mr D Imrill

We would be happy to act as your lawyers for a suitable fee of eighty French truffes. We undertake all legal work including stenchimification, grork, tabula distabulata, short-term fustitude and gurnet. All work is fully regulated by the Frinarncial Services Orthority.

We hope to hear from you soon,

love
Wibble, Bibble & Boing
Pretend Lawyers

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

late nite...wink wink...nudge nudge...say no more...say no more...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)

That flesh coloured cod piece isn't fooling anyone

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:20, archived)

that's Tempest Storm...

...the greatest stripper ever!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:24, archived)

I'm sure sticky vicky would take her in a fight!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)

yeah she's real hott.

www.lasvegas-nv.com/norm/tempest-storm.jpg

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d d, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:34, archived)

I'd still fuck her!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)

pfttt...

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)

LOL ITS THE TIT FAIRY.

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d d, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)

you loved it...

...HEYYY!...Sheen never looked so good!...:)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:24, archived)

Is that Michelle Marsh?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:42, archived)

it certainly is

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mugatu, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:44, archived)

She is foiine.

Also, your username always amuses me, as I like to believe that you have the same haircut as said Zoolander character.

:D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)

Yes it looks like this

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)

it's like Psychedelic Warlord's 'desktops'

but not shit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)

Did I make that?

AHhha, see what I did Pa, did ya see?
:D

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)

ahahahahahahaaa

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d d, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)

*googles*

noice!!!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)

I don't normally go for the whole blonde bimbo thing

but Michelle Marsh would seriously get it

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mugatu, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:46, archived)

Guten Tag Mügglein

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)

I bet it's the big Sheens that do it for you

eh?

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)

thanks for that

any chance of under 250k for those using phones to looks at B3ta on their way in to work?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)

Ah, yes.

Holy shit that's huge!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:27, archived)

blimey

so it is

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)

That's what I thought

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)

*SSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSHHHHHEEEEES*

'ningles trelly!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:47, archived)

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!

*enhugglemifies*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:50, archived)

argh!!

trellis... i. can't. breathe....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)

*releases a little*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)

how did you get a book on the internet?

I'm going to do that.

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d d, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)

I just pushed a page at a time through the slot in the side of my computer

it did the rest itself

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)

daaaaaamn.

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d d, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:33, archived)

Night of the living peas for/from me already, but this is...

but this is...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)

mmm diaphanous

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)

ooooOOooo

Slinky!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

Top Up The Tea?

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)

yes please

one sugar

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:34, archived)

Oh too late....

I was making one earlier, why didn't you say then....

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:37, archived)

ALL HAIL SPIDER-SHEEN!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:10, archived)

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, I CAN ACTUALLY TOUCH THIS.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:12, archived)

CHARLIE SHEEN'S FACE ON DANCING PEOPLE.

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d d, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:15, archived)

COMMENT ON A PICTURE OF CHARLIE SHEEN'S FACE ON DANCING PEOPLE.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)

hahahahaha THE SHEEN1!1

sideways an all!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)

DANCE!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)

ARE YOU READY FOR HIGH ADVENTURE?

YOU FUCKING BETTER BE READY FOR SOME FUCKING HIGH ADVENTURE.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:02, archived)

I don't think I'm quite ready for high adventure yet

Can I have more time to think please?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:04, archived)

NO YOU HAVE TO GET ON THIS BOAT NOW.

YOU ARE INVITED.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:05, archived)

OK then

But I might have to hide in the galley eating biscuits the whole time

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:06, archived)

I do hope you are Doctor D

otherwise you really should get your own act

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)

YOU SHOULD SHUT UP.

I INVITE YOU TO SHUT UP.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:08, archived)

haha

*opens /board curtains and windows to let some fresh air in*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:08, archived)

morning fella

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)

mornin!

At home today - was woken up 2 hours ago by the gas board, since there is apparently a gas leak in the house and I am not allowed to leave...

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)

they're trying to kill you!!!!!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:22, archived)

I'd better quickly show my foreskin to the gasman then

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:27, archived)

*votes for this*

'Ning Toasty!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)

this is much better then what I make.

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d d, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)

bollocks

you are the king of it, slap this cheap imitator

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)

STOP TROLLING, HAPPYTOAST

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)

he's my friend and makes me laugh.

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d d, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)

then encourage him to be an individual

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:22, archived)

I encourage you to be DEAD.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:36, archived)

The Star Wars Cantina barman is your Dad

AICMFP

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:43, archived)

'ning Toast

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)

YOU STOLE THIS PICTURE FROMG GRONKPAN YOU ASSHOLE.

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d d, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:08, archived)

It's ok to post other people's work, isn't it?

I see HappyToast doing it all the time. He steals everyone's work.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)

LIST OF SHIT.

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d d, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:10, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)

needs less colours

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:22, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:29, archived)

Too early and hungover for high adventure

need more fluff

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:08, archived)

ONLY IF HIGH ADVENTURE INCLUDES STANDING IN AMERICAN FLAG SPEEDOS.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)

YES, THIS IS AN ACCEPTABLE PRACTICE FOR HIGH ADVENTURE.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:11, archived)

Tricky Dicky starring in....

coloured pizza for a b&w world - Woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)

A quick mini for the morning

Click for bigger (125KB)

(Doctor Who posted this tomorrow, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:43, archived)

Ooh, nice

Clifton suspension?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:49, archived)

ning Trels :)

you bin away?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:50, archived)

Yup!

Staying with the in-laws

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:56, archived)

Aye

one of the wonders of the modern world that

(Doctor Who posted this tomorrow, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:54, archived)

Tis lully :-)

Really must get down that way again sometime

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:10, archived)

I go running over and under it :)

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Weetobix, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:27, archived)

The best of all suspension bridges

'ning Mrs T!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)

'Ning JS

How the devil are you?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:11, archived)

Devilishly good, thank you

Last day before a week off for new job hunting

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)

Good for you!

Good luck with that

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)

Small grey square.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:57, archived)

Oh I like this game

Small green square.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:00, archived)

NO THE SQUARE IS GREY.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:01, archived)

I think you'll find it is now green.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:02, archived)

WRONG

YOU LOSE.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:03, archived)

I think you'll find I won the game before I even entered the building.

Therefore you lose by default.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:04, archived)

THESE ARE FILTHY LIES SAID BY A FILTHY LIAR.

STOP BEING SO FILTHY AND TELLING SO MANY LIES LIKE YOU ARE DOING.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:06, archived)

^this

wins

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:06, archived)

That's great.

What's the source?

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cupboardy, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:59, archived)

in 1280 x 1024 glory

basereality.com/Images/Gallery/Misc/ConcordeBridgeObservatory.jpg

(Doctor Who posted this tomorrow, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:01, archived)

Splendid!

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cupboardy, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:02, archived)

I love the idea

of a helecopter stalking concorde as it flys over bristol

(Doctor Who posted this tomorrow, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:03, archived)

I only hope it was one like this:

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cupboardy, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)

Now come on. No shark. And that's not a helicopter.

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giant_squid, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:04, archived)

I didn't get where I am today by shoving frogs down my pance

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OneOfSome, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:34, archived)

WHAT ABOUT THE GAY DICKBUTTS?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:36, archived)

Grandma's gonna be pissed at that two time'n frog!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:41, archived)

HI IM KERMIT.

IM IN UR PANCE.

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d d, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:52, archived)

THIS IS A VALUABLE LIFE LESSON.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:53, archived)

Yes CJ

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cupboardy, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:14, archived)

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