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this has probally been done
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fate_92 the person below is gay ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:40,
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*expects flying shark*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:41,
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Fake.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:42,
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*expects more 'purchase'*
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:42,
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Hairway to Steven
Best album title ever! 153% of teh fact.
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:50,
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Needs more puckered anus
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:52,
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That's your answer to everything!
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:53,
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Just about, yeh
:D
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:55,
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Shes just my type....
Come on sweetheart, just a little kiss?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:38,
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Fancy a screw!?
you must be nuts! Woo!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:39,
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haha
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:40,
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you can torque!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:40,
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pfft, these puns are just a waste of a thread.
yeah, thread. Best i could come up with
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:41,
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I think you've nailed it
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:43,
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No,
you cam torque!
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:42,
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no need to start piston about
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:43,
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I'm bolting before this thread gets any worse
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:42,
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I'm trying to wrench myself away.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:43,
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These puns are making my brain saw
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:44,
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pah! screw you!
It's my turn to bolt for it.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:44,
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Spanner!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:45,
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Heh, this is nuts!
Me likey
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:40,
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why thankyou
it just came into my head.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:42,
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ew
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:54,
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dirty!
haha
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:36,
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another hypno cat
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Mrcheeze (.)(.) ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:37,
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*clap* *clap* *clap*
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:39,
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Yay to mysterious animals!
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:43,
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I dunno - this season of Hypnotoad isn't as good as the last one.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:43,
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Pffft
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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:48,
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*shudder*
That thing needs its mouth zipping A padlock applied To be coated in tar Coated in clingfilm Coated in resin Dropped into a large vat of concrete Left to set Boarded onto a deep-sea fishing trawler Dropped into the deepest part of the ocean Edit: no offence intended to your pic
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:51,
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Oh my god, they killed Zippy
You bastards
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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:52,
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G'day mates...
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Ninj ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:35,
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Is that the cover of "Deepthroat 7"?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:35,
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just matching
not like those neklaces you get with two halves of one heart. *boke* i got distracted by w*rk
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:39,
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Ok, that sounds like the more tasteful option.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:45,
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hahahaha!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:35,
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Needs more alcohol
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:36,
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and petrol sniffing
top o' the day to yer Sir Pijnips!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:37,
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Aye!
How yer bein' there Zank? Sorry if I was rambling last night. I was fair fucking shitfaced.
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:41,
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rambling is good
so is getting shitfaced - woo for ripper hangovers hey!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:56,
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Truth be known,
I drank at leas 2l of water through the night along with frequent visits to the fridge for Proper OJ. Woke up feeling OK (just had my usual ADD child hangover attitude this morn. In a nice way of course)
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:00,
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^this
'ning Sir.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:37,
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I know that I have really over used this one since I made it a week ago...
But I love it:)
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:46,
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Link the source
I need it for 'research' purposes, yes, research...
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:55,
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'ning mr pd
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Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:49,
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And a warm 'Ning to you too!
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:52,
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I have to say it was a tragic site seeing all the aboriginies under the bridge by central station in Sydney
Straining meths through a loaf of bread so they could drink it!D:
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:52,
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Yeah,
Pity the store was out of bleach.
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:55,
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Hey
You guys invade their country:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:07,
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No,
You guys did;)
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:12,
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Hehehe
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:37,
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Sometimes photoshop can't make a picture any funnier
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:38,
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Sort of like this
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:40,
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"Chicks with guns" has really gone downhill
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:43,
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Where women glow and men thunder?
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:38,
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*thunders*
ahhahahaaaaaaahhhhahahaaaahhhaha! YOU'VE BEEN..... *Breaks out Air Guitar*
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:51,
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*offers a bit of sandwich*
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:54,
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Do I like this?
Yes I didgeridoo
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:39,
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Strewth....
That abbo can talk out of his ear!
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Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:39,
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Didn't he win Eurovision the other year?
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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:54,
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1st POST WOO (no reason for this)
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fate_92 the person below is gay ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:32,
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Fall out boy?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:33,
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i dont know what you mean by fall out boy but no its not
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fate_92 the person below is gay ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:35,
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Well it certainly isnt a scene,
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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:40,
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it's a god damn arse face :)
/misheard lyrics
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:47,
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Yes it is
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:16,
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Oh dear.
Is that your balloon knot?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:33,
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jesus fucking xomfg
*ignore*
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:33,
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Mmmm...puckered
EDIT: Is that what i think it is? Did you sit and stare at a picture of that when shopping that?
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:33,
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Nah!
He scanned it himself!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:39,
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it
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:02,
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I find this somewhat disturbing
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:33,
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give us a kiss
pucker up
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:33,
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Would.
So would.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:33,
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oh
I think ill go and make some tea..
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The Tig and me ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:34,
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I sphinct I'll go and make some tea
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:35,
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give me a ring when you're done
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:36,
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would you like a biscuit with yours?
perhaps a chocolate starfish?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:37,
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yes please
and a jaffacake an'al
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:38,
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ok- just opened a nu stash
*edit* ok, I'm really stretching it now
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:39,
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I thought you had
My goat's seen em edit: fucking hell that was terrible. I apologise Dave.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:42,
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not at all
it made my whole week
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:44,
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do ikea still sell ring reducers
or have they been re-named yet? they were a lighting thing.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:38,
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shit I dropped the cups
they're smashed - I've completely rectum
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:38,
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hahahahahahahahaah
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:39,
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An'us all dying of thirst...
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:42,
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welcome
arsehole.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:34,
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hahahahahaha
that just makes me laugh
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:36,
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Fuck, no!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:37,
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Ben Afleck?
/south park:)
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:37,
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Bumface!
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:37,
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just think
if you punched him in the face you could lose an arm
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:38,
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don't post stuff like that
thanks
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:38,
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ufff
that stings :D
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:49,
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you're an arsehole.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:39,
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Hey! Do you know what you are? You're an asshole! An ASSHOLE!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:54,
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Can someone help me lift this Spanging Pan?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:32,
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ah I see the new Giant size pan has arrived
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:32,
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Yes, I've been assembling it all night
But it's a bugger to lift.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:34,
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OOH!
Smashing! LOOK! It's got spike on the bottom! Cor! *does gleee arms*
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:34,
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groh!
*gazzed*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:32,
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*checks gaz*
*scratches head*
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:33,
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check again
I replied to D_B first
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:34,
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Hehehe!
Got it! and replied! ta
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:36,
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*spangs affectionately*
:¬)
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:32,
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ta Vuvu!
Some things can be relied on . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:34,
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Hahaha
Oh sweet lord!
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:36,
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oh dear!
*SPANG* what about Griff Rhys Bones or Griff 'RIS' Jones?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:44,
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hahahahahaha
I was expecting a restoration joke
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:59,
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YOU BLOODY ASKED FOR IT!!!
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:00,
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Out now!
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Pelle ghola ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:23,
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left-handed guitarists for the win
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:24,
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nah
he's in the mirror.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:25,
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Mirror in the bathroom?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:26,
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I'm left-handed
And I have to laugh, because every time I pull myself off, it feels like someone else is doing it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:25,
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:)
/viz
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:26,
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Best of all the grin mags.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:26,
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^this
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:28,
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I make my cock all numb with bonjella
then it feels like I am pulling someone else off err, erm.sharing is good right?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:26,
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It will be our little secret.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:27,
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it'll be in Nut's Top Tips section next week
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:28,
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Hahahaha
/profit
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:29,
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Have you celebrated the International Day for the Left-Handed yesterday?
I know I have
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:27,
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Yeah.
I went and smashed up some children that looked like they might be righties.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:28,
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Right on!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:29,
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I left them well behind.
Etc.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:30,
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You're just sinister
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:38,
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Strange Shaped Telecaster for lefties..
It's the future.
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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:26,
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looks sort of upside-down
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:26,
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It's a secret tribute to the Muppets
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Pelle ghola ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:28,
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not anymore it isn't
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:28,
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damn...
me and my big mouth
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Pelle ghola ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:34,
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I'm left handed
But I actually play right.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:29,
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I have a friend who does that
I also know someone who plays left-handed, but with a righthanded guitar upside down (strung righthanded). Uses really wierd chord shapes.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:30,
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me too
simply because the people I started playing with all played right handed, and left handed guitars were not as easy to find.
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Pelle ghola ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:33,
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I started with classical so I wasn't allowed
Interestingly enough, Jimi Hendrix's grandfather had a lefthanded guitar and that's what Jimi learnt no. So it's actually a common misconception that he was lefthanded.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:47,
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*likes
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:26,
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He'll struggle to play that...
...he's missing a left hand... Does he beat the strings with his stump?
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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:29,
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'Ning
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:51,
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Smell my Beard revealed!
b3ta.com/talk/3634200 sorry HalibutEDIT: if you ever want to find out what happens to you when you are nawty stepped - log into hanke account - [edit] password is available on the talk board! you'll have to clear your b3ta.com cookie to get back to normal *expects imminent nawty stepping*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:52,
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confirmed twat
heh
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:54,
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message for you sah!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:56,
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huh
Nuffink there
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:57,
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that answers that then
More Handsome than you was bemoaning that you are ignoring him he is saying that he is really sorry and if you unignore him he'll do sex dances for you. Oh and he'll do something rude with cake too
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:00,
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I accept all formats - avi, mpeg
I see he changed his name - unignored for the sake of karma. Sexface you owe me one sex dance.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:02,
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Hanke?
wierd... he was doing some quite nice pencil animations last night.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:54,
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maybe he's like the character in Fight Club
normalish during the day and a different persona at night (or vice versa)
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:55,
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Maybe
except he wouldn't make a good film. 'By day, I draw pictures and make them into animations. But at night, I post blank messages.'
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:59,
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5 Stars - Nuts Magazine
3 Ponies - I Love Horses magazine
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:02,
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Best of all the magazines
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:06,
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forest whitaker could play the local Rymans owner
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:06,
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So long as he doesn't blow us up to the tune of "Where Is My Mind", I'm happy.
Hmm. Actually, I like that song. Maybe just a few explosions.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:10,
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What is smell my beard?
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Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:58,
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A troll I think
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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:01,
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dunno
pull my finger
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:01,
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as long as you didnt eat curry last night
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Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:03,
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Naaa
Mexican hot pizza and lashings and lashing of brown ale:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:04,
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i dont know weather that would smell worse
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Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:11,
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septic minge juice rain?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:24,
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Who is smell my beard anyway?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:00,
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Hanke
the guy that was posting endless blank messages on /talk
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:04,
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But shirley that would be an improvement?!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:10,
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You'd think so :p
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:13,
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hanke and I have had our run-ins, but he's an alright guy.
I hope he doesn't get banned. edit: and don't post his password, that shit isn't cool.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:06,
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Well I suppose he'll now learn
That if you're going to do stuff like that you should try and hide your IP!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:11,
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he's been nawty stepped
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:12,
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I zombied him, he's in Book 1 I think
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:14,
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how obscenely long is the waiting list for your zombies now?
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:18,
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12 years
but send in a photo anyway if you haven't already. Problem is my day job is very busy at the moment I have a shed load of freelance work to do and I'm in the process of moving house
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:24,
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I'll send a photo when I find my camera again.
Where are you moving to?
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:25,
archived )
pffftt....
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:00,
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george galloway's fallen on hard times
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:04,
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No.
quite small, actually
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:19,
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Real Quality....
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Timuffee ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:50,
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YAY \o/
you're first so you win
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:51,
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RIS!!!
.
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spook ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:52,
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Weetobix ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:54,
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Are you being ironic?
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:55,
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yes
yes I am sorry. won't happen again* * will
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spook ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:56,
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That's ok
The ironing is delicious
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:57,
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I like my meat
inside Denise Van Outen *dreams*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:55,
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i bet she likes her meat
wink wink, nudge nudge
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:55,
archived )
hahaha
Ace and topical. *tries to think of an E. Coli double entendre involving van Outen's ladybits* *fails*
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:56,
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they both make you vomit?
i bet she's got a muff like a ravens wing.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:27,
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Ha Ha!
I knew there was a good reason for driving out to the Tesco's in Pollock. Woo for speedy response to the news!
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richey ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:21,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
mist WOO!. also, morrisons paid a fortume to 'rebrand' from black and yellow logo to green and yellow logo.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:24,
archived )
"Herbert, would you *please* take your shot?"
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:45,
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*squints*
wassat?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:47,
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Well, it's shopped too small for a start.
It's a hand grenade. Sorry. I'll get my coat. Edit: After arse-ing around for 5 whole minutes trying to get the shadow on the damn thing right, I omitted to notice that you couldn't actually make out what it was anymore. /too much information blog
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:49,
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aha
i thought it was a little fat birdie with a yellow bow tie
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:50,
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i thought it was a little tied up pouch
with a mouses head sticking out the top
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:50,
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That was an insight into the workings of your mind
that I'm unsure you should have shared. 'Twas funny though. :)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:11,
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^this
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:49,
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i thinks its a haemorrhoid poking out his backside
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:50,
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image zoom 400%
Its a grenade!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:49,
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Well done that man.
I promise to try to do better.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:53,
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I'm RISing but ning anyway
I only really popped in to say "In other news..." "A toddler has been stabbed to death and her mother is in a serious condition in hospital following an incident at a flat in east London, police say. The girl - believed to be aged two - was found at the property in Barking and officers are treating the death as suspicious."news.sky.com/skynews/home You just can't make it up. Fuckwits.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:50,
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Actually pretty impressive for the Barking Police..but you are so right.
Anyhoos - how's you?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:52,
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I'm fine ta!
Off back to wo*k now, so have fun you crazy diamond!
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:57,
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treating it as suspicious?
i wonder why! 'ning dixon my man, i have a question. who was it that designed your tattoo again? the tiger one
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:52,
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Owen Connell in Seattle
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:56,
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ta much
i'm getting married in a couple of weeks and me and the mrs want matching tattoos.
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:03,
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ooooh nice :D
matching or matching up when together?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:25,
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Suspicious?
Nah
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:53,
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"officers are treating the death as suspicious"
Hmmmmm, thank goodness for that!
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:53,
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:(
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:11,
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White socks Golf Grenade Albuquerque?
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:53,
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Out of date. Probably been done before. But so has your mum.
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PFC can't even read. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:36,
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wow - that map of europe is at 1:1 scale!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:37,
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haha
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:39,
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nicely put, sir
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:44,
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tee hee
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:44,
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And Norway is missing
Slartibartfast will be most aggrieved
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londoner ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:53,
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Pffft
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:07,
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I'm sorry, I can't see this
It's too small!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:37,
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*sign*
*retreats to bunker*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:37,
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well done
try making them smaller than the fucking moon also, comic sans is bent, like your dad
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:37,
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hahaha
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:37,
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You must be a big gayer
if you like his dad:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:42,
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you seen his dad in that dress?
Can turn the straightest guy for an hour or so
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:43,
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That was a weekend to remember I have to admit!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:45,
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A sheep-like devotion to maligning comic sans is even benter than his Dad.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:49,
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it's not 'sheeplike' to be disgusted by pisspoor design
it's aesthetics
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:12,
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Sadly..
my work (a school) insists on comic sans - it's apparently supposed to be easier for dyslexics to read. HATE IT!grumble, mumble, moan, gripe, growl
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cronkgarrow I remember when this were all fjords. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:53,
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*giggles*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:08,
archived )
Jesus...
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:37,
archived )
Any mods about?
We have a fellow on /talk posting so many new blank threads that Ignore is useless.
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Newington ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:38,
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rob just got it
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:39,
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bugger
i like it when talk gets fucked
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:40,
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Oh, no, wait
he's still posting
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:40,
archived )
haha
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mugatu ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:41,
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why?
If you don't like talk don't fucking go there and stop acting like a ninny. I go on both boards and enjoy talk slightly more at the moment...
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:41,
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IT'S GOOD TO TALK
/super mario - the movie
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:43,
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*puts GMOS's toys back in the pram*
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:46,
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hey - I want the big red bus!
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mugatu ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:47,
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that's my penis, you fool
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:49,
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I wondered my it had a funny smell
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mugatu ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:51,
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they'll be over here spitting out their dummies again
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:41,
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as opposed to you people who don't spit your dummies out when someone appears on board posting shit?
yes... of course, son.
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:42,
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I enjoy it when both boards get fucked
it's amusing
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mugatu ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:43,
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stop being a patronising little prick, son
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:46,
archived )
*pulls up chair*
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:47,
archived )
:)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:49,
archived )
*pulls up another chair*
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:01,
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*pulls off Cher*
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:24,
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*wanders over to talk to watch.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:42,
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*looks*
second funniest thing I've ever seen on talk.
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:42,
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second funniest?
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:49,
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yes, second funniest, after this:
THISI IS MY ATTITUDE: FROM ME NO TOLERANCE FOR YOU ANY MORE! DUE TO WHAT YOU THINK I SHOULD BE TOLERANT TO YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN WHATEVER YOU DID?! ENOUGH!TOO MUCH ENOUGH! It's OK, I'm not a homophobe. I've got gay friends and everything. In fact, one of them is up me RIGHT NOW. ( Bud Muhnquai The Quadfather, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 14:01, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply) Then fuck off to lead your gay life fuck off i wouldnt be tolerant any for you any more! I DONT UNDERSTAND YOU ! DONT UNDERSTAND YOU ALL! FUCK OFF TO LEAD YOUR FUCKING ABSURD LIFE AS YOU LIKE! (Everyday i swear...SWEAR! Stoned-heart!STONED-HEART!, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 14:07, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! Reply) (Nur wenn du versteht wirst,du bist einsam nicht mehr., Mon 2 Apr, 14:17)
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:50,
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...what? :p
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:52,
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That's /talk 'humour'
at its finest
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:54,
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ooooh, now you know how irritating it is
when the mainboard suffers talk boarders coming here and winding us up!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:42,
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I don't condone those pricks
but I do get annoyed that there is a brick wall with sharp pointy things between the baord and talk I miss when idle chat was allowed.
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:43,
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I don't get what the problem is
its not like we go over there and post pictures!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:45,
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looks like the boss is getting miffed
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:46,
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This is why I prefer to post during the gay shift.
I like to chat, but with pictures too.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:12,
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Smaller!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:38,
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hello new person
please read our FAQ . cheers.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:38,
archived )
*maddie lol*
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mugatu ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:39,
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The pope drove a whale into Steve Irwin?
gadzooks!
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rjmrjm ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:40,
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that's shit on so many levels
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:40,
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at the third stroke
the time sponsored by nasa will be tuesday. you might want to try resizing this a bit.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:40,
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Thats quite FUCKING MASSIVE!!!!!
Also yay it's tuesday!!!
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Aenesis ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:40,
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use the B3ta hosting thumbnail service
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:40,
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The laugh outweighs the size.
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Woody999 ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:41,
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Wow
I can see pixels everywhere but no picture
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The Tig and me ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:42,
archived )
wow
your bumming is going to be nuclear!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:42,
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*bums with plutonium*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:45,
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oo, that'll leave a scar!
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:47,
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BIGGER!
BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER BIGGER FAI FAIL FAIL FAIL BUGGER BISCUIT
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Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:43,
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Oh deary me
This seems to be a failure on many levels.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:44,
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Youve done it so big so we can print it, cut it out and wear it
very thoughtful
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:44,
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*waits for DB's 'Spacktard' anim*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:44,
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Better run faster if you post like that.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:46,
archived )
What is the matter with you lot?
A new person joins and posts a funny image and you're all falling over yourselves to scream "TOO BIG". Some welcome.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:50,
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They all want to be one of the in crowd
so they slavishly abuse the slightest misdemeanor by a new person to feel part of the pack.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:54,
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or it could be abuse is more fun than praise
but youre the shrink, doc
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:57,
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makes me think of this
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:50,
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she's hiding
behind these fucking massive jpgs
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:31,
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...
Bindun I daresay.
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Mazrim ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:33,
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haha
nicelybut isn't he a doctor?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:34,
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doctors need surgery too
'ning Aphex
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:36,
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that's a valid point
*cries*
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:38,
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He's not a doctor.
He just looks like one.
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Mazrim ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:41,
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hahah
not seen it done that way round
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:34,
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tee-hee. :)
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:37,
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hahaha
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:37,
archived )
search: lasik at home
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known as m! is pissing in pants ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:40,
archived )
Pfftery!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:47,
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Just monkeying around...
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Ninj ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:33,
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MASSIVE CHIMP NIPPLE!
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:34,
archived )
*boke*
... although - banana milk....
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:37,
archived )
ring ring ring ring ring drink
banana milk?
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:39,
archived )
Pffft!!!
I like milking bananas.
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:40,
archived )
*strides up manfully*
is it too early in the day to get you drunk?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:42,
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Never too early!
'ning Prof! *mwah*
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:45,
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Why an I grinning like a loon
just coz you said MASSIVE CHIMP NIPPLE!!! deary me, there I do again.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:44,
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cos it's funny?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:49,
archived )
yeah
that was it.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:03,
archived )
seems to be the lastest craze
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Mrcheeze (.)(.) ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:25,
archived )
needs more reflection
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:27,
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nah, if they thought about it, they wouldn't do it
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:28,
archived )
pfft
as I said down there when I used the same source image. When I was a lad it was just called 'jumping off stuff'. If you got hurt then you are an idiot. Now it has a name, it has become a 'thing' and makes the news when someone is hurt. "Man Jumps From Great Height And Hurts Himself Shocker!"
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:30,
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this^^
Didn't see this before I posted below.
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horrid ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:31,
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aye
but people are stupid apparently these days and to make mundane idiocy seem in some way entertaining it has to have a stupid new made up name sad really
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:44,
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How does it smell?
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known as m! is pissing in pants ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:29,
archived )
decomposed
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:29,
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pffft!
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known as m! is pissing in pants ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:30,
archived )
Is 'tombstoning':
simply jumping off higher and higher stuff into a river? Why the silly name? We used to do that as kids, climb the higher branches of a tree and jump off.
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horrid ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:30,
archived )
exactly!
and in Wales I assume?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:31,
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It's like chavs.
Just 'cos it happens in Landon it's suddenly newsworthy.
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rjmrjm ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:37,
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Isn't chav just a generic name for 'people with less money than us'?
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horrid ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:43,
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Why it's not a good idea
to release circus elephants back into the wild.
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Ian Woosnam ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:14,
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They only have two legs!
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:15,
archived )
How does it smell?
EDIT: Sorry TJ! Bloody hell! They're okay but some idiot lorry driver just decided to back up onto the bus stop showering kids with glass when he hit the glass roof!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:16,
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Gah!
'ning Sir.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:17,
archived )
'ning matey.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:17,
archived )
hahaha
lorry drivers are ace
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:25,
archived )
I don't know why they bother with a glass topped bus stop
It would not be an exageration to say it gets smashed by thing like that every week or so.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:27,
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there was an impressive one round here a few months back
a bin lorry managed to completely destroy a bus stop, to the extent of them replacing the concrete base
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:29,
archived )
haha
dustbin men are total twats there used to be a real mean club bouncer here in Swindle that everybody hated. He's now a dustbin man and everyone laughs at him
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:32,
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Yeah but they get about 30k a years so it's not all bad.
And lets face it, it's a pretty damn important job!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:38,
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bloody hell! that's not bad going!
Sorry for poor quality. But this one was quite impressive.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:36,
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has there been a riot as a result?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:37,
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Close enough.
Liverpool fans:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:38,
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where and when though?
I mean, considering the majority of liverpool fans come from London its not a suprise, however they never normally meet up like that, especially if they have Sky Sports...
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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:44,
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It was for the final a few months back
Chelsea's grounds are just down the road. They all met up here for the pubs and to steal from the shops first.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:55,
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where is this bus stop?
has anybody called an ambulance! OMG THEY'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!! *slaps self* anybody hurt?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:28,
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Nope
But I thought the mother was going to attach the lorry driver. The stop is on Earls Court Road.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:29,
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I work within a docks area, although my company have nothing do do with docks business
we are surrounded by lorries all of the time, but they are generally all very skilled at their reversing. I have never heard of an accident
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:31,
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Mental
lucky that all that happened was a glass showering, really
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:28,
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until RG got out there
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:33,
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haha
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:34,
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How do they smell?
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:17,
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That's so last minute!:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:17,
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pfft
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:18,
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They smell of mind-piss
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:22,
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Fresh
or stale? 'ning Miss.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:23,
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'ningle!
festering week-old mind-piss
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:05,
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hahahahahaha
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:15,
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hahaha!
fantastic
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- D - SharkTrousers ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:21,
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that's a fantastic picture of a kitten skateboarding
here's something similar i made ages back (yours is way better... :) )
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boris the spider ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 11:18,
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Julie London...
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:12,
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Arf!
marnin' Sir...
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:13,
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Hahaha
'ningles matey.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:13,
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hahaha!
hold my hard?
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:15,
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You're not fooling me with that one again!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:18,
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well, he was fooling me!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:29,
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Yummy.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:11,
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\o/
piggy!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:13,
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hahahaha
excellent wordage
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:13,
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*glees*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:16,
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hahaha
Ace!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:57,
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yep
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Mrcheeze (.)(.) ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:05,
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Seams Fine to me.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:11,
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this made me smile.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:11,
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hahahaha
what a co-inkidink
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:12,
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Zoo and Nuts posts; Now with piccy goodness.
I did this week give Zoo permission to use one of mine (bottom left). I'm working on a couple of thing which I'll keep under my hat for now, but hopefully I'll have some news for you in next weeks post. With Zoo there seems to no longer be a star image, so no prizes anymore. Lots of nickery in both, I'd be interested to know which ones were posted with permission. As usual both pages are in my profile.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:05,
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i find this quite amusing
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Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:06,
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Every fucking week that happens!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:07,
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gutted for you
:)
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Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:08,
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:07,
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best pig ever
I want to see him get up to all kinds of mischief in the local village!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:09,
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lolcats
I will see what I can do... although I should probably finish this policy proposal I'm working on...........
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:13,
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ahh, nobody is going to read past the abstract on the first page
you could fill the whole thing with "SCHMERG MERM" and random health and safety diagrams from 1975 and nobody would notice :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:18,
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hahaha
make more sense little train!
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:20,
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\o/
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:28,
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heheh
I likey this cartoon
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Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:09,
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God It's dead in here today!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:10,
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iSketch?
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:13,
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Naaa
Still half asleep:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:15,
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hehe
wake up man! it's a beautiful day! the birds are singing! the sun is shining! over the cold grey haze of death that slowly suffocates the life out of us :( *cries* yay! :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:19,
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sell out!!
Zoo Gaz= No Money....Say No arf!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:11,
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Yup as I said,
I'm working on summit.:P *nicks tea*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:12,
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hmmm
interesting... i have to admit, i was surprised. i take it it's an image with copyrighted sources
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:15,
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Yup
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:16,
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you sly old dog.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:18,
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*ruff*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:28,
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i'm thinking of killing YGS
too many good folk are starting to think it's me, my embassy is under constant threat.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:17,
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Waasn't You've Got Braille
in last weeks as well?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:12,
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Don't think so
I would have noticed, it was mine:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:13,
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'ning ghosty
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:16,
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'ningles matey.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:17,
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The dalmations one was on a birthday card I got years ago!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:17,
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You must be very one!
*cuts in half and counts rings* 'ning mate.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:19,
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*bleeds*
'Ning
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:23,
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Who was it
that posted the image of the bloke what does the proof reading for Zoo in the pub? I swear I saw him last week.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:19,
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Can't remember
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:23,
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Here...
www.b3ta.com/board/7464665 The pub checks out, at least.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:28,
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fucking sell out
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:28,
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Zoo keep nicking all of my stuff.
It really pisses me off.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:29,
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do what riverghost says and say no....oh wait.
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:32,
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Not a sell out at all.
I am trying to make things better for everyone and if it pans out, people will get something for their work.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:41,
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uh huh..
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:43,
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If you know this one, I love you!
Click for bigga Flash version I made the silly mistake of making this in Flash 8. I usally use Flash MX for making gifs for the simple reason that 8 is completly fucking broken and Adobe never bothered to fix it. It can't export other formats to save it's cunting life. It ether gets the animation wrong, fuck up the colour or just crashes depending on what format you choose. I had to screen cap this shit in the end. Has anyone used CS3 yet? After 8, I'm reluctant to buy the next version.
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Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1 ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:37,
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hahaha
that's ace
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:38,
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buy? BUY!!!??
lol
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:39,
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this
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:50,
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Karma will get you man!
Heavy!
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Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1 ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:56,
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taking retards to the zoo!
i wanna to strwoke elifunt mmurrn duhhh nurrrr woo! but why have you named it the b3ta bus?!!
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Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:39,
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Lol!
It's just the heavyly compressed version for the board, that's all. Oh that and we're all retards!
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Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1 ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:42,
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Wow that's ace
I have song-RIS, but it is beautifully done, especially considering your package woes (pfft!)
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:41,
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your mind is never far from the gutter hon
is it not ♫ we're all going to the zoo tomorrow ♫
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:43,
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Oh could be! *belms*
Surely I should see it tomorrow then, though. Or something.
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:44,
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*builds lookingthroughtimeoscope*
look through here
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:45,
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OHH MHY GHOD!!!!!!
... and you a married man as well, dirty DIRTY Mink!! Oh ... right ... tomorrow ... the zoo .... gotcha ... yes.
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:48,
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*shoves*
let me see PHWOAR!
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:53,
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cor!
but I see FILTH but cor!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:49,
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You need to be a Dead Milkmen fan to get this
So yeah, being gutter minded helps :D
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Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1 ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:59,
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'ningles burd!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:46,
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b t Benjy! how could you?
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:47,
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shut it johnny!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:48,
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*ninglehugs*
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:48,
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Can't you save your fla as MX2004
and export it from there?
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:41,
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Nope
That fucker will only save as far back as MX2007, a version so pointless I never bothered to get it.
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Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1 ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:44,
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Ahh, I see!
Technology, eh? We're so much more effecient these days. Oh and woo by the way. I am RISed on it but it's well smart!
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:52,
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all this techno babble goes right over my head.....
nice pic though!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:43,
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^Everything he said
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:46,
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hello sexy mctrelly
*comfort smoosh*
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Aphex The Mink Snackless ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:47,
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*enjoys*
Hallo you
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:51,
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*kowtows*
'ningles my lady*
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:47,
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'Nings sirrah!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:51,
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'ningles Mrs T
*smoosh!*
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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:52,
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Phwoar!
*lezzy smooshes*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:55,
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ning board.
ning Debbil. <notable absence of "sodding L" link>
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:06,
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i concur with this^
and i can't work image ready anyway.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:14,
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We're going to steal images for zoo, zoo, zoo and nuts too, too, too!
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:48,
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needs more terrified gravity defying children and sweary bus driver!
:D fucking mint though
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likeajackhammer ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:49,
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That's ace
I do like the style and colouring
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:50,
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yay for special mong bus zoo trip!
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:54,
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thats ace!!
:o)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 9:55,
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I would say:
"Jedziemy na wycieczk, bierzemy misia w teczk, a misiu fiku miku, narobi w teczk siku."
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known as m! is pissing in pants ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:01,
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song-RIS
but *clicks*
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:02,
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Look up "Dead Milkmen"
The title of the song will give it away.
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Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1 ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 10:17,
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Anwser = Taking Retarts to the ZOO...(Dead milkman)
;) great song whaha.
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Tue 14 Aug 2007, 12:15,
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