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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:17, archived)

*fears*

Bloody hell that's good!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:18, archived)

well don't shout too loudly!!

everyone will want one!
arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:19, archived)

bloody brilliant

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:20, archived)

absolutely fucking awesome

(as always, you talented git)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:21, archived)

outstanding

as usual

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:22, archived)

Souperb

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DogHorse plop, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:25, archived)

oooh that box of noise is marvellous

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:27, archived)

Rah!

Twiddle those knobs!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:38, archived)

top notch

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:26, archived)

Y E S !

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:28, archived)

flies are ugly enough when they're small

that one is HUGE!
won't put me off my breakfast, though ;)

good work!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:30, archived)

Perhaps it's an ordinary fly

and a very small waiter.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:43, archived)

perhaps

but the chair, table, soup etc. are all in proportion to the fly, so that would have to be a tiny waiter!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:46, archived)

What kind of soup would a fly order?

Poo and Ham?
Chicken & shitake mushroom?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)

french onion.

it's french, it's rank, it stinks of onions. what more could any fly want?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:53, archived)

Poo?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:55, archived)

well, that's what the croutons are made of!

none of this stale bread business for mr. fly, oh, no!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:58, archived)

So..

Pootons then.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:00, archived)

indeed.

french onion soup with pootons. just what a growing fly needs.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:03, archived)

You, Sir, are too damn good!

*click!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:31, archived)

WOO!

waiter there is soup in my fly!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:33, archived)

Haha

Great twist on it.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:40, archived)

If you ruled any more

you'd be a Helix Shatter-Proof!

woo!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:43, archived)

Arf!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)

That's Brilliant!

Scary, but brilliant.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)

Oooooh!

That's lovely....

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Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)

A cheeky late night pea.

'ning all

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:06, archived)

Lawks

that's unusual to see first thing in the morning.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:07, archived)

Sexeh!

How does she smell?

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:08, archived)

very nice!!

the first one makes me chuckle!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:08, archived)

chuckle?

in a sexual deviant kind of way?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:11, archived)

*rubs hands together*

*chuckles*
hello my deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:12, archived)

You could enter that top one in the aids compo....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:10, archived)

those are her pants,

not her fetid mimsy

; )

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:11, archived)

*puts pance back on*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:14, archived)

bingo!

Lovely stuff, terrible whore shoes she's wearing in the top one (as in the shoes themselves, not your drawing skillzorz)

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:11, archived)

I'd get that rash seen to if I was her...

'Ning Phexy, lovely work!
I think I have the bottom set...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:11, archived)

'ning cheeky

it is a lovely set of undies

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:13, archived)

I certainly have something similar

No stockings though, they laddered and I haven't got round to replacing them yet

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:16, archived)

in the source pic

the bra and pants are quite see through!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:23, archived)

Not the set I have then...

Sorry :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:24, archived)

what are you saying sorry for?

crazy lady
=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:27, archived)

Changing the subject entirely

Is it Friday, your big day?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:35, archived)

it is indeed

*nervouses*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:05, archived)

blimey - not been to bed yet?

It's first thing in the morning here!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:12, archived)

'Ning freebs

*huggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:13, archived)

who me?

yes i've been to bed.
*confused*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:14, archived)

pea time!

I went overboard with the textures...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:14, archived)

's good though,

interesting

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:14, archived)

thanks!

In my 'first day back at work after the weekend' grump, I neglected to compliment your pics... so have a belated 'woo' now...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:49, archived)

Phwooaarrr!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:17, archived)

ning Phexy

this is all very nice and approvable

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:16, archived)

'ning

thank you

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:22, archived)

'ning!

b3ta.com/board/7546604

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:21, archived)

'ning

hahaha

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:22, archived)

im loving the consistency!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:28, archived)

Today, I have mostly been playing with Vue6.

1024x768
I am off work all week. Yeee-haaaa!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:53, archived)

That's lovely, that is

I suggest you do more of this

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:55, archived)

Working on it I am.

Complex system it is.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:58, archived)

never mind the techno babble yoda!!!

just do it!
'NING ALL!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:06, archived)

This is beautiful work

nice one squire

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:58, archived)

'Ning Archie!

Did IVV tell you, or did you gc yourself?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:00, archived)

She dropped a subtle hint about GC

so I did, and had a hearty chuckle :)
I don't think I've ever GC myself before

- 'ning m'lovely

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:01, archived)

So, you going to be January?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:06, archived)

hahaha, I'm more of an October man, myself

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:10, archived)

Wahey!

Right guys, October's taken. Who's going to be in the rest of the calender?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:12, archived)

I have September free.

What do you need me for though? I have to watch my back.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:13, archived)

what calender is that then?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:13, archived)

IVV and I were discussing a b3ta calender

Mostly centred around her seeming obsession with seeing Archie in nothing but a smoking jacket. I just decided to take it one step further ;-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:17, archived)

ooer!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:19, archived)

with me or the smoking jacket? ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:20, archived)

I'll leave that to your imagination hun ;-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:29, archived)

I demand you take more time off work!

this cheers me muchly :)
*clicks*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:59, archived)

I will suggest it to my boss.

Ta.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:09, archived)

that IS lovely

but i suggest you get the fuck back to fucking bed.

And no amount of 'I have a child/naturally early wake up time/binmen/nuclear holocaust' excuse will make me rephrase that.

EDIT - not even timezones either.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:59, archived)

My daughter is still snoozing....

I am making the most of it.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:07, archived)

correction

the second most of it.

Most is still being asleep.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:18, archived)

Bootiful!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:03, archived)

FLAP 4 PREZ 2008!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:55, archived)

HE OR SHE HAS DEFINITELY GOT MY VOTE!

Woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:58, archived)

im gonna kill some homeless people,

and steal their identities so i can vote more than once!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:59, archived)

Don't lie

you're just after their booze

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:11, archived)

and their mobile box homes!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:12, archived)

can homeless people vote?

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mongychops, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:12, archived)

i hope so

or i have just snuffed 6 jakeys for nothing!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:13, archived)

it's never for nothing,

cut off their nutsacks and sell 'em to gypsies!

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Just Flange, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:22, archived)

pikey purses?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:25, archived)

PRECISELY!!!

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Just Flange, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:34, archived)

just gonna try something here

rats live on no evil star

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Just Flange, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:36, archived)

Dna...

...sitO, nap otatop a no tiS

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:24, archived)

Don't be silly

Just become CEO of a company that runs the electronic voting machines

Then you can vote as much as you like!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:14, archived)

Arf!

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:58, archived)

Bloody hell, is this still going from last night?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:07, archived)

No, it's stopped now

'ning Trelly!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:11, archived)

Fair enough then

'Ning meds!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:15, archived)

how did this start?

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d d, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:17, archived)

Sir Sand Goblin

With this then this

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:22, archived)

sorry, pardon? i don't think i heard you, could you speak up?

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Just Flange, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:23, archived)

Coupla pages back.

www.b3ta.com/board/archive/31787/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:23, archived)

This thread was fun too.

www.b3ta.com/board/7551778

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:33, archived)

I saw that this morning

I woke my missus up by laughing too much

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:43, archived)

hahaha is this still going?

'ning

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:21, archived)

'Ning Pzyko

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:22, archived)

'lo Trelly :)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:23, archived)

Whoop whoop!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:00, archived)

WINNAR

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XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:30, archived)

My poor bandwagon attempt

(maninthespoon, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:20, archived)

how can being part of the best bandwagon ever

be considered poor - have a woo!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:27, archived)

Is that shit still going on then?

alright

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:29, archived)

muwahhahhahah!

FLAP FLAP FLAP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:38, archived)

Quodos

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XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)

mmmm, Hundwurst

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:39, archived)

mmm

I wish that was on my grill right now.

(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:41, archived)

It was supposed to be cute, but the end result is a little unnerving.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:44, archived)

:) Poor thing.

(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:46, archived)

I let him keep his little doggy dick, though.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:49, archived)

Hah! I see it. There it is!

(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:49, archived)

square pizza :(

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:43, archived)

FUCK ME DEAD

Without b3tards I'm all at sea.
Some people can't see MSN, others can't see photobucket, still others can't see the b3ta host..

FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHERE SHOULD I PUT MY SHIT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:44, archived)

some even said they couldn't see photobucket for me. I say stick with b3tards.
Edit: but I have always used photobucket and maybe a regular webhosting site.

(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:46, archived)

I would, but we broke it with all our pointless crap.

C'EST LA VIE SAY THE OLD FOLKS WHICH GOES TO SHOW YOU NEVER CAN TELL.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:48, archived)

I've noticed i have never had a problem viewing b3tards though.

(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:52, archived)

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk is good

it just bollockses up if you use the b3ta host instead.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:24, archived)

good to see he's had his shots!

you could try photobucket. i use it, and unless you get fp'd or on the popular page (something i'm no threat for), the images stay up.

have to get to bed now, big important things going on tomorrow. 'night!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:47, archived)

Not before you see this.

www.islandnet.com/~sausage/queen.html

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:51, archived)

zion!

exactly what those matrix twats deserve.

heh.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:52, archived)

ahhahhah!

I hadn't noticed the hat..

guess they're not pork sausages, then.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:53, archived)

soylent keanu!

ok, off to bed for real.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:57, archived)

weird... i didn't know you were going to mention zion! like i was planning to.

(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:56, archived)

i do it just to anger you.

and stuff.

'night.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:58, archived)

i might be too late but 'night

(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:10, archived)

Zion!

Zion - "pure in heart" her heart must be made purely out of sausage!

(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:55, archived)

Die Wurst ist ein Hund!

Gutentag, Rapi!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:20, archived)

Guten morgen, mein Herr!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:38, archived)

Die Wurst ist der Hund

und der Hund ist die Wurst!
/Dune Blog

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:47, archived)

Richtig!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:15, archived)

Cumberland Terrier

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:41, archived)

Hey look! It's another crap animation!

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:03, archived)

IT'S A GOOD THING THAT I AM SUCH A FAN OF GREY SQUARES.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:05, archived)

-RE +A

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:21, archived)

I think b3ta ruined me for rouchard tests

"what do you see here"
"uh...a married, french guy practicing anal stretching?"
"..."

Also: woo.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:06, archived)

it ruined me for everything

i see goatsies and cdcs everywhere.

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d d, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:14, archived)

HONK!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:17, archived)

HONK

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:23, archived)

HONK

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:26, archived)

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!

That's really rather special.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:27, archived)

*poke*

(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:32, archived)

I AM NOT CONSENTING TO THIS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:40, archived)

ok ;( sowey

(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:41, archived)

Waddle and honk.

That's great. WOO and HONK.

I will no go directly to bed. And might dream of a crazy waddler thing.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:48, archived)

ooo

it must hurt when it bites.

(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:27, archived)

not if you wear a thick rubber condom.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:38, archived)

rorschach?

his name was hermann, he was a german....

sing along!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:25, archived)

Needs

matching shadow.

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Ratsta, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:16, archived)

she needs to see a therapist for wearing that ugly dress.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:24, archived)

She is just a model who has been given glasses to make her seem more intelligent.

I AM NOT SO EASILY FOOLED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:28, archived)

she's clearly not a supermodel.

no pizza.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:30, archived)

Heh.

How are the boys?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:30, archived)

all are well. fatty fat-fats, the lot.

posh is lully, yes?

i have to remember to take a photo of that pizza shop to post here.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:32, archived)

Yes he is be vere lully.

Still ruling the roost, sleeping on my face &c.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:46, archived)

good to hear.

pats from me. i'm off.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:49, archived)

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HIS TESTICLES?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:34, archived)

No, if I were, I should say, "How are your testicles?"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:40, archived)

HOW ARE YOUR TESTICLES?

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:25, archived)

EXCESSIVELY MORE THAN CIVIL, I DARE SAY.

HEE-HAW!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:00, archived)

works for these guys I guess

NSFW

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:40, archived)

models wanted!

urgh, straight into the 'freakshow' folder.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:48, archived)

*turns gay*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:20, archived)

Jubus

Mind bleach, over here, quick!

(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)

They're the same seats we have at work.
Very comfortable!!!

*yawn*

(the noggin causes laxative effects, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:07, archived)

She loves teh cock.

I can tell.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:55, archived)

Karen

a casual in the Elmhurst pub
pours a good beer

(xaniac, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:59, archived)

Does "Karen" have anything to do with the image?

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:04, archived)

Tis Karen

(xaniac, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:06, archived)

wut?

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d d, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:11, archived)

o wait i ment to say

OMG SOURCE PIC PLZ.

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d d, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:12, archived)

PHWOAR!

Got this in wallpaper size?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:12, archived)

no unfortunately

its made from a very small photograph

(xaniac, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:19, archived)

I'll just pretend then

Got the source?:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:22, archived)

Just put your face really really close to the screen.

and try not to spunk in your CD drive.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:27, archived)

Too late.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:27, archived)

Blimeh

She's a bit of a sort!

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Ratsta, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:16, archived)

robot porn!

and nerd porn, geek porn, etc.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:19, archived)

nsfw

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:22, archived)

i can see her metallic clit.

nice effect.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:46, archived)

spiroctapoid

(xaniac, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:03, archived)

I CAN SEE EVERYTHING.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:06, archived)

*bioluminesces*

that tomato-red background is odd. did you choose it for a reason?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:12, archived)

it is a pretty good contrast to the turquise

The way I started this is with a sequence of cyclic gradients that I started with the turquoise colour.
It is difficult to change the turquise further down th process.
Also I have extremely bad taste

(xaniac, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:16, archived)

i'm colour blind so don't worry about me.

these are all way beyond me anyway. crayons are high tech as far as i'm concerned.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:19, archived)

It looks starkly orange to me

but my color blind mother mantains that I can't tell the difference between green and blue green and blue

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:47, archived)

It's orange.

I'm colour-blind between blues and purples.

Which is odd, because purple is one of my favourite colours.
Or maybe it's blue, I don't know.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:51, archived)

what's all this about mash beer?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:59, archived)

WUT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:45, archived)

was posted/asked earlier.

www.b3ta.com/board/7551802

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:51, archived)

ah..

No, haven't heard of it.

I SHALL INVESTIGATE THIS MATTER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:54, archived)

bllaaaarrrrrggghh!

www.scoop.co.nz/stories/BU0703/S00358.htm

It's fucking Lion, the biggest, nastiest brewery in the country.
Haven't seen the billboards myself but I'm usually only out and about under cover of darkness.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:57, archived)

thanks!

gaz me and the human that asked if you discover anything, please.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:00, archived)

pffft.

www.salient.org.nz/columns/beer/the-worst-beers-of-the-year

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:00, archived)

ahhhh..

no, I have seen them, and thought they were a bit b3ta myself.

Turns out they're HumanDescent's, and he was paid to do 'em.
humandescent.deviantart.com/

Woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 7:03, archived)

well researched

shame the beer's so shitty

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)

i've been told that what i see as deep orange is actually tomato red.

real tomatoes come in all shades, of course, but the standard imagined is typically a darker red. crappy tinned tomnato soup is this orangey-red, though, so maybe it's the ghost of some fat nazi campbell dictating to the humans.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:54, archived)

TRIP OUT BABY!!!!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:23, archived)

A pic for a devART art trade. This is a Glampire. :)

To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:50, archived)

kill it with beige cereal bowls!

_{because fire and hammers would just excite it.}

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:54, archived)

well congratulations

that is one of the strangest things I have ever read

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:35, archived)

Yay!

What are those spots around his eye though?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:56, archived)

eggs.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:58, archived)

Bot-fly eggs?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:59, archived)

i was thinking angry assworm eggs, but whatever suits you is fine by me.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:01, archived)

Well, they're sposed to be sparkles.

And on paper the silver is sparkly. But the sparkly didn't scan. :(

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:59, archived)

he's glampin!

he's glampin, he's glampin, cole cole glampin -
he's got loowies boy, he's not trampin.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:16, archived)

If I ask you to design me something is there I way you could do it?

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d d, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:16, archived)

Yes there is i way i could design it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:18, archived)

fabulous.

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d d, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:21, archived)

do you want me to design a something?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:26, archived)

not right now,

also, I forgot to mention draw it, too.

I might want you do draw the cover for a stupid book-thing I might try to sell on the internet if I get motivated, also, if I can get it to work, a cd cover, too. don't worry about it now, I was just wondering if you could do it when I need it.

thnx.

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d d, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:32, archived)

Alright, that's cool.

No problem. :)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:44, archived)

If I become a vampire:

1. I will not be an anachronism. I will not dress like a relic of a time 2 centuries past. Nor will I dress in dark, somber colours. I will dress in plaid, fluoro and t-shirts with bright, happy themes.

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Ratsta, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:21, archived)

I AM DRACULA.

I DRESS LIKE THIS:

ANAL AIDS.

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d d, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:24, archived)

that makes me smile.

that's a good way to be a vampire. ^_^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:28, archived)

ah, found the full list...

1. I shall wear tweed, and cheerful bright clothing. Further, I shall only wear trenchcoats if it is raining or foggy.

2. I will not take my victims home. My neighbors are far too nosy.

3. I will be secure in my immortality. I do not have to share my story with any reporter or struggling writer.

4. I will not purchase an expensive foreign sports car or motorcycle. An economical, multi-terrain vehicle with 4 wheel drive will be just fine.

5. I will immediately become Agnostic, disarming any cross-wielding religious maniacs.

6. I shall not keep a coffin in the basement, that's the first place people look.

7. I shall immediately purchase a Hooked on Phonics tape, in order to lose any Romanian accents I may have.

8. My ghouls shall have good posture.

9. I will purchase a digital watch with an alarm. I will set this alarm for TWO hours before sunrise, giving ample time for traffic and other inconveniences.

10. If I feel truly alone, and need a companion to share all of eternity with, I shall purchase a dog. Preferably one that is not larger than I am.

11. If the neighborhood kids are snooping around my house, I will not change into a giant wolf and attempt to destroy them. Instead, I shall call the police and have them arrested for trespassing.

12. If I believe far too many people are becoming suspicious, I shall not attempt to kill them all. I will simply move, and leave no forwarding address.

13. There is no logical reason for someone to mistake another human being for a fifteen-foot bat, not even in hysteria. Therefore, I shall refrain from such transformations in public.

14. Artists are over-emotional and unstable. I shall not keep company with them whatsoever.

15. I will not attend gatherings of my own kind. If I'm a lethal killing machine, doomed for all eternity to destroy those around me, they probably are too.

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Ratsta, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:57, archived)

items 12 and 13 suck ass.

i'd be a killing machine. and, bats are just sexy.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:01, archived)

I will fly around a lot and bite people

also I might not die ever.

Also I might have freaky goth-girl sex.

And I'll have lots of money too for some reason.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:49, archived)

That's a point.

If you're undead, an STI won't kill you, but would you still suffer all the symptoms?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:53, archived)

also, can you spread it?

thats what I would want to do.

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d d, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:53, archived)

this is starting to sound like the blade films.

carriers versus infected and all that.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:58, archived)

Yeah but not crap like those films were.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:16, archived)

watch it or an action hero named 'wesley' will come and snivel near you.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:23, archived)

Snipes, I suppose..

not Wesley Wyndham-Price, ROGUE DEMON HUNTER!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:30, archived)

or wesley macpotato, the irish tuber baron.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:34, archived)

Why wait for vampirism?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:59, archived)

You keep hearing about vampires surviving the burbonic plague

and they get eternal youth, so I would I guess that vampire's bodies are stuck in the point of time they became vampires, more or less (the whole molecular structure would be operating on different rules, nothing would decay internally either, so there's some fortitude there, but you also get to do stuff like eat so your organs do keep some of their original functions).

This was not my initial interest in vampire sex though. I was just more interested in the facilitated "ghost busting" possibilities.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:02, archived)

I heard their hearts don't beat, so the blood doesn't circulate, either.

Cellular regeneration would rule out infection, I guess.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 6:20, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:37, archived)

HAHHAHAHHAHA!

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:41, archived)

HERE, HERE, AND.. HERE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:42, archived)

That's just wishful thinking

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:42, archived)

Oh, and here. Ooooh.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:43, archived)

*touches surreptitiously*

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:02, archived)

We're gonna need a bigger doll.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:05, archived)

mmm, a doll-raping shark!

get this on the market in time for xmas.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:10, archived)

^_^

This made me laugh when you were making it. I am still grinning silly-like at it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:53, archived)

ok - that's a departure from your usual style.

Still... I like the disturbing aspects :)

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:54, archived)

Related to this:

www.b3ta.com/board/7551778

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:57, archived)

that bear is going to fuck a hole right into her spleen.

good.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:56, archived)

hahahahaha

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dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:02, archived)

That is just...

seriously fucking odd!

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Ratsta, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:22, archived)

Flap much?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:33, archived)

4 red x's sitting on a wall ...

*edit* now, that's a lot of flapping!

huzzah!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:35, archived)

WUT?

I put it on MSN so Furburger could see.
Not working for you?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:39, archived)

It's not working for anyone rabbit.

FAIL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:40, archived)

I'M SO CONFUSED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:41, archived)

Me too, me too

Edit: actually I really am. When I right-click and "view image" I can see it. It's IMMENSELY CHEERFUL.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:43, archived)

This is probably why I stopped bothering with MSN,

Just as well I did, though - the account was flagged for deletion from inactivity..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:46, archived)

Ok, now it's working for me.

That's great :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:56, archived)

mmmmm!

4 slices of pizza

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:35, archived)

mmmmm, pizza.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:41, archived)

hahahahaha!

christ...

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:38, archived)

THATS AWESOME!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:40, archived)

WHOA.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:42, archived)

DO YOU SEE NOW, FURBURGER? DO YOU SEE?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:43, archived)

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE GREY HAS GONE

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:00, archived)

redex!

then, when i cut'n'paste, the page cannot be found.

i'm sure it's beautiful though.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:58, archived)

MSN: MICROSOFT'S SYPHILITIC NODULES.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:04, archived)

more sex now!

i'm a simple creature with primitive urges.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:13, archived)

No no no! That would be a good thing, and their hosting definitely is not.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:19, archived)

not necessarily a good thing.

i might have diseases or micropenis or drive an suv. you wouldn't want those things.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:21, archived)

ahhah! but I know you don't.

COME TO RAPITINUI.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:25, archived)

*conceals his infected micro-suv*

*comes*

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:26, archived)

You mean copy I think.

You can't cut from a web page.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:57, archived)

ZOMG HAX!"!!!!1111

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 8:55, archived)

Yes!!

FLAP!!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)

foolin' 'round

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:20, archived)

christ firefox spazzes that out...

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:21, archived)

actually

firefox plays it by the instructions you encode in the image where internet exploder does whatever the fuck it pleases*

*may not be accurate but microsloth do have a history of ignoring ratified standards

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Ratsta, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:26, archived)

I remember hearing that

well I blame image ready then for making it so damn slow in preview mode.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:30, archived)

set it up so that you can preview in firefox instead of IE

i forget how, but you can definitely do it

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:30, archived)

ta, man

I didn't even know I could that :)

I just meant the little window in image ready that shows you your animation.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:35, archived)

eyeball popping, sneezing, moon-walking duck with gum on his boot!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:22, archived)

it was supposed to be a man in a duck costume and boots walking in mud and getting stuck and flinging big gobs of mud into the sky

but whatever works for you :)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:31, archived)

Love a duck!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:42, archived)

walt disney started off like this.

don't wind up like he did: dead.

_{and a purveyor of crap.}

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:00, archived)

SMELL MY BEARD.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:03, archived)

WHY CAN'T YOU LET ME FORGET MY PAST

I AM A CONTRIBUTING MEMBER OF INTERNET SOCIETY NOW.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:08, archived)

I'VE BEEN WOOING PICTURES SINCE 6

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:27, archived)

VERY SLOWLY DYING.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:32, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:04, archived)

I shall call him Mr Burd Turgler

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:05, archived)

COOL, IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW A GREY SQUARE.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:05, archived)

uh-oh

I will 'gif' it

(brb, lol)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:06, archived)

just moan

until everyone uses firefox, opera or the new IE.

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dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:08, archived)

This is really good!

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:13, archived)

needs more flap

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:18, archived)

i actually tried doing a very clean, abstract , ummm ...'flap' (or whatever you kids are calling him) :P

but i decided on something more Picassoesque

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:20, archived)

new from troma studios:

an ikea towel rack (named wÿlm) attains sentience and attempts to communicate with the human world. frustrated and angry after having sweaty mungtowels draped on it, it breaks free and rampages through downtown johannesburg.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:09, archived)

looking for some opinons

on this logo, just something simple.. I even flappified it!

note that stressed designs is not going to be the company name.. some options for a new name would be welcome too!

click to deflap / for bigger / if your browser can't read PNG-24

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dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:43, archived)

The logo looks good

but "Stressed design" is a fucking shit name.

YOU'VE ALREADY LOST A CUSTOMER.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:45, archived)

all the good names

are taken! :(

I've not settled on stressed, still thinking about the company name..

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dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:47, archived)

DESIGNDESIGNTIMETIMETIMETIME.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:49, archived)

CHARLIE SHEEN DESIGN (no relation)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:50, archived)

SUPERFUCK INCORPORATED

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:53, archived)

MIDGET GANGBANG WORKSHOP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:55, archived)

CHURCHFISTING CO-OP

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:56, archived)

*SUPERIOR DESIGNS*

FOR ALL YOUR DESIGN NEEDS!
TOMORROW'S DESIGNS -- TODAY!
DESIGN SOLUTIONS FOR TODAY'S MARKET!
YOUR ONE-STOP SHOP FOR DESIGN!
YOU'VE SEEN THE DESIGNS OF THE REST -- NOW SEE THE DESIGNS OF THE BEST!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:08, archived)

SUPERIOR DESIGNS: WE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:12, archived)

SUPERIOR DESIGNS

LIKE A PIG ON FIRE IN THE DESERT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:13, archived)

SUPERIOR DESIGNS:

THAT LUMP YOU WERE WORRIED ABOUT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:15, archived)

SUPERIOR DESIGNS:

SLIPPERY AS AN OILED CUMQUAT ON AN ADENIODAL ROBOTS COCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:16, archived)

SUPERIOR DESIGNS:

THAT ONE GUY THAT SMELLED OF SWEATY BACON HAS COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:19, archived)

SUPERIOR DESIGNS:

DON'T TRUST THE LONELY GOAT WITH A TEAR ON HIS CHEEK.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:16, archived)

SUPERIOR DESIGNS:

THE VELVET CLOWN OF IMAGE CREATION DWARFS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:17, archived)

SUPERIOR DESIGNS:

CHEESE -- IN A TIN??

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:18, archived)

SUPERIOR DESIGNS

WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY LIKE THAT, BUT NOT ALL THE TIME. SOMETIMES WE JUST DON'T WANT TO DISCOURAGE YOU.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:21, archived)

SUPERIOR DESIGNS:

SHOW US ON THE DOLL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:22, archived)

SUPERIOR DESIGN

PLAYA HATAZ R WELCUM.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:24, archived)

SUPERIOR DESIGN

A BUCK-TOOTHED PILOT WITH A LIMP.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:26, archived)

ummm

R BE

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:26, archived)

No wait I've got it:

"Fucking, shitty magnets."

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:13, archived)

the excuse that the good ideas are all taken

is one used by people incapable of good ideas.
try harder.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:49, archived)

PICTURES FROM MY BUTT LTD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:50, archived)

that's not true

I've spent hours typing company names into google and they've all brought results, stressed designs didn't.

and like I said, I am still looking.. It's the logo want feedback on.

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dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:53, archived)

HYPERCLOT PICTURES

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:54, archived)

This is you?

virb.com/stresseddesigns
and this?
www.myspace.com/stresseddesigns

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:56, archived)

yes

actually.

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dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:58, archived)

What made you settle for 'stressed designs'?

What image are you trying to project?

A small startup with no business that already can't hand;e their workload?

"No job too small, but we'll probably freak out and ask for compensation"

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:03, archived)

before I expanded to website design

I only did graphic design (logo, merchandise, etc). and stressed design was a good name when your main market was local metal bands..

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dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:07, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Hello, is that Stressed Designs?"
"Oh for fuck's sake, can't I get FIVE FUCKING MINUTES PEACE WITHOUT THE FUCKING PHONE RINGING??!!"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:10, archived)

now THAT was funny!

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:57, archived)

it would be alright with a different name.

like flaps mcghurkin or something.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:00, archived)

RAPE INCORPORATED

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:49, archived)

SEX PEST STUDIOS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:51, archived)

MOLESTATION PRODUCTIONS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:51, archived)

see I'm full of good ideas.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:52, archived)

CAN'T USE LTD OR INC UNLESS YOU ARE LTD OR INC YOU WOULD FACE JAILTIME INCORPORATED

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dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:54, archived)

YOU CAN GET LOTS OF GOOD IDEAS IN PRISON

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:58, archived)

LIKE THE IDEA OF NOT GETTING CAUGHT, THAT'S A GOOD ONE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:10, archived)

HOW TO MAKE A KNIFE OUT OF A CIGARETTE BUTT AND A TOOTHBRUSH, THAT IS ALSO A GOOD IDEA.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:22, archived)

SOMEONE'S GONNA GET SHIVVED.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:35, archived)

ULTIGIRTH GMBH

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:58, archived)

Signdesigned

is still unsigned . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:50, archived)

"WE DONE DRAWED YOU SOMETHING"

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:54, archived)

now this

I like!

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dannerz mm ice tea, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:55, archived)

GOLDEN TOWERS DESIGN - "pissing on the competition from a great height"

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:57, archived)

FAG PACKET DESIGNS - "WE SCRIBBLE IT WHILST BLOWWING YOUR FEE DOWN THE PUB"

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:59, archived)

i do like the logo

and the font

how about rabid penguin design?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:02, archived)

A(H5N1) D-ZINE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:09, archived)

y e s

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:19, archived)

no good for germany, i bet.

otherwise, fine.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:23, archived)

Nite all.....

.
Sorry no flaps or beaks !
.

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paranoiaman, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:09, archived)

i am disappointed that original flaps is not in popular page :(

this makes me sad, but i know that flaps would not mind as flaps is lovely, so that makes me less sad!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:16, archived)

sp-sp-sp-spiderdog

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:17, archived)

octopupp

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:18, archived)

SORRY MEANS IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

NOW EVERY POST YOU EVER MAKE WILL HAVE TO CONTAIN FLAPS OR BEAKS DUE TO YOUR POOR CHOICE OF WORDS.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:36, archived)

Well I also drew something...

.
Still no flaps or beaks but
he needs a name tho !
.

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paranoiaman, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:38, archived)

CHUMPMANHORSEDOG

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:44, archived)

IT IS A GREY SQUARE.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:46, archived)

I THINK YOU NEED AN EYE TEST FURBURGER

ALL YOU CAN SEE IS LITTLE GREY SQUARES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:51, archived)

PERFECT!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:38, archived)

BEAKS

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:05, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:07, archived)

There's always time for birds.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:28, archived)

I love this

with all my black heart.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 4:20, archived)

Flap didn't come...

Nicely done!!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:07, archived)

you just have to wait

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:08, archived)

Well I cant wait anymore

I shall have to go to bed without her.
Nite

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XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:13, archived)

YAY

Flappy meets Sesame Streets 'Big Bird'

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paranoiaman, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:16, archived)

these are great.

i just read through today's posts and you were on quite the roll.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 5:25, archived)

I'm all flapped out

Nite All

[edit] Shrunken for betterness now cfb

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XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 2:45, archived)

Is it just me

or is this minimeme just a cheap rip off of Mort the Ostrich?

Kind of like the "complete idiot's" guides that came out about 12 months after the "dummies" books became a huge hit.

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Ratsta, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 2:47, archived)

now googled, yes

It look a little like ~~him~~ Her.

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XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 2:52, archived)

Crudely drawn bird? check!
Magenta plumage? check!
Cyan beak? check!

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Ratsta, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 2:57, archived)

NOW IS THE TIME FOR ANGER.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:01, archived)

NOOOOooo!

b3ta.com/board/7551074

That would make Flap sad :(

:P

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XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:03, archived)

SHUT UP.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:11, archived)

RAR!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:15, archived)

OH THAT IS IT.

YOU ARE BANNED.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:33, archived)

It's just you.

IT IS TIME FOR BIRDS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 2:56, archived)

Ooooh you lie like a pig in mud!

I'm feeling all Tippy Hedren right now.

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Ratsta, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 2:58, archived)

TIME FOR BIRDS

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 3:00, archived)

guten nacht!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 2:50, archived)

Nite

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XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 2:52, archived)

THIS IS BOTH STONE COLD AND HARDCORE AT THE SAME TIME.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 2:54, archived)

awwwwwwwwwww!

'night!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 2:56, archived)

Nicely done...

nite !

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paranoiaman, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 2:57, archived)

flap

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:03, archived)

Latest Movie News...

I heard His Lordship is remaking 'The Day the Earth Stood Still'...

(thanatos, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 2:35, archived)

Party on, Earthlings!

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Ratsta, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 2:45, archived)

A message from the New York City Board of Health and Mental Hygiene

(Subway Riding the rails underground, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 2:31, archived)

GREY SQUARES, FUCK YES.

I'M SO GLAD I SENT THAT MESSAGE FROM RAPITINUI'S ACCOUNT.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 2:56, archived)

I AM CURRENTLY IGNORING: FURBURGER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 2:56, archived)

NETIQUETTE.

(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 2:59, archived)

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