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# Funny Name Corner
I found this in a Viatnamese shop in London:

(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
# was everything ten dorrah?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)
# not dollars,
he said rondon!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# me love you long time


*shots ring out from shattered ruins of large building*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# /watched it again this weekend as there was very little else to do
it really is a cracking film
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
Now do the blacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# pfffft
satire
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# haha^^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha, in general?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# pfft
I found this on my keyboard, just now:

∆
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# A small triangle?
But why? How?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# because it drew me to it
*enhuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# :D
*huggles back*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# VERITY!
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Yay!
*curls round neck*

Oooh, this feels wrong but good :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# role reversal eh?
ooh, you're nice and warm!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# *joins in*
'lo auntie!, 'lo freebs!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# *drums fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
# *taps foot*
nice rhythm!




'ning!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# ta
stop tapping my foot eh?
it's really annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Good afternoon Benjy
*ruffles cheeky little scamp's hair*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# don't worry!!
it already looks like a cows been licking it all night!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:42, archived)
# hahahaha
coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick !
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:48, archived)
# shut it!!!
AUNTIE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# she won't help you.
she's curled round my neck!

coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick coos lick!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Have you found
‫‬‭‪‫‬‭this one?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Brian Eno is not shit.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK‫‬‭‪‫‬‭
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
#
Who?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Arf!
In other news, what's happening with b3tards.com?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:37, archived)
# I think it has something to do with this
www.dreamhoststatus.com/2007/08/27/network-problems-router-issues-persist/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:40, archived)
# he he
‫‬‭‪‫‬‭I found this
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# What's this one all about anyway?
‫‬‭‪‫‬‭
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)
# If I'm honest
‫‬‭‪‫‬‭ I have no feckin' idea
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Oh god
‫‬‭‪‫‬‭
It's happening again!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
#
No it's not
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
#
‫‬‭‪‫‬‭It's like that episode of Red Dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
#
I know nothing about Red Dwarf
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
#
I prefer the invisible one
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# ..
‫‬‭‪‫‬‭You would ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
#
I can't deal with all this
it screws with my head!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# :)
test
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)
# All bow down to the TRIANGLE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
#
ﾟ ∆ ﾟ
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# U+2206
If I remember correctly.
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Now open the bottle and have a smell.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:25, archived)
# I didn't buy it
because I thought it might contain AIDSLOL.
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# EDIT: Doesn't work in the title bar...
══╬═╬═╩
╠═╬═╩╤

This is fun...

☼
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Haha
It's not very big
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# True
But it had good, solid mass. And a girth to kill for...
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# * Correction
...a girth which could kill someone.
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# i saw this, also in london

presumably, it does exactly what it says on the tin
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:30, archived)
# hahaha!
Chuffing brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Found this in Hong Kong...

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:43, archived)
# *goes to airport*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:44, archived)
# It's only 40p, that's prety good value for money.
Last week I got a bottle of Soy sauce for 23p in Tescos after I a weighed it as onions instead of scanning it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Haha!
Do the same with a Tesco Value Laptop. But you may end up paying more.
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Asda
are doing laptops for £275 now. Acer brand.
Not bad, but I'll wait until they make laptops with decent battery life first.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:45, archived)
# pffft!
it says COCK!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Not shopped arghh asplode
In other news, does anyone know who did the pic of the cow with the map on the side of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Was that someone here?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:36, archived)
# I think so,
although I know its fairly old
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:38, archived)
#
It was from worth1000.com. Someone shopped it and posted it here last week sometime.

Edit: www.fsl.orst.edu/sdmg/images/world_cow.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:41, archived)
# I was actually thinking of this one
here but I thought they were from here, oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:50, archived)
# wir haben Weisen des Bildens Sie der Klappe!
(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# oh no!
must be some mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# OH NO NO NO FLAP WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# He's obviously working undercover
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:20, archived)
# have you been possessed by the spirit of DR DYSLEXIA today?
EVERYTHING IS BEING SHIFTED
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)
# YOU SHOULD BE VERY CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY NEXT.
VERY VERY CAREFUL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I WILL SAY WHAT I BLOODY WELL PLEASE< AND DO NOT CALL ME NEXT
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:02, archived)
# YOU'RE BANNED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Maybe
He's trying to infect him with Flappy Love Aids?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Ooh, a bandwagon!!!!
Has an idea!!!!


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)
# poor Hitler, he never did get rid of that forearm tumour
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)
# pfft!
:D
(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Yay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# flap!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your
cat duck?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Duck?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketCFB
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# SEX WITH BOYS
www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,169909,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Well
it's not a fucking monkey, now is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Fwap!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Catflap!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# yay!
the purple duck thing is still going
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# this cat is malfunctioning
it is not trying to eat the duck
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Yaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Yay
Flap is still going!!11

:D

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:07, archived)
# FLAP
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Animals are tricky
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Mr Mink
*Removes your hat and hides it*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Dave
*further embarrassment caused by lack of hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
#
1. Be lvl 70 with an arena team

2. Invite somebody to the arena Team

3. LOG OUT

4. Make them accept the arena team invite AFTER you have logged out

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# WoW?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# DO IT DO IT DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# What does it do?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# NO QUESTIONS, ONLY ACTIONS.
DO IT DO IT DO IT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# I can't
that would involve me having a lvl 70, an arena team and a valid subscribtion to WoW.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# THEN TELL SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# oooh its to crash the server
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I'm also amazed and surprised...
I thought more of him.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:00, archived)
# I thought little
but now less
good 'nings sire
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# I've been clean for two years now.
I'm trying to help others here
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Gronk you're dead lovely you
oh I bought a digital eight track, how awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# OH YES THAT IS VERY AWESOME. FUCK YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Yawn...
don't be a prick. And anyway it's fixed now.

Edit: Apologies that might have been a little harsh. But it's a REALLY BLOODY ANNOYING bug.
(Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I'm assuming that you're yawning because too much online gaming has made you fat and lethargic.
edit: I don't apologise, even when it's warranted.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Yay - a lully Pungwin!
(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Macaroni penguin!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Tee Hee Hee
(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Do you look anything like DT?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Oh yes.
So much so that once some Who fans asked me to autograph their glossy photos of him. Whilst he was in the same bar.
(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
#
run
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Already been done....?
(the_new_york_ripper, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Cool.
Doesn't need to be so big.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I agree
gary glitter prefers them smaller...
(the_new_york_ripper, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# haha
nice n00b
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha!
welcome
L=lippy noob
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I like you
You can stay
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# aw, thanks
love being a n00b. n00bs FTW!
(the_new_york_ripper, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Not always
But you seem to be the exception to prove the rule!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Don't get clever now!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# YOU'LL MISS ME WHEN I'M DEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *shoots*
Hmmm, not so much...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
Shut up and get back in your box.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Not bad, a little smaller please though
And 'ning all
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Nice
and absolute CLASS username.

Long live Fulci!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# NYR
everyone NEEDS to see a film about a serial killer who talks like donald duck!... The Beyond is my fave, tho!
(the_new_york_ripper, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Me too...
Catarina McColl ... now there was a woman
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
#
shame she got chopped up by a speedboat though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha, I really hope that was a genuine *mistake*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I was hoping that too
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:04, archived)
# now THAT sounds like a fulci film!!!
haha! :)
(the_new_york_ripper, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# More messin'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Washed up at St Ives?
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Nah, washed up on my front door
Which is an acheivement, as I'm miles from the sea!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Ah, someone was probably out for a swim and mistook it for a plastic bag with their shopping in it
only realizing their error as they walked passed your house; as the pain kicked in, where upon the poor Invertebrate suddenly found it's self flying through the air
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:45, archived)
# ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
swim for the beach.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Jelleh feesh!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Ooooooh! Nice tones!



(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Only used two colours
And black, but that's not a colour
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Yay
getting the hang of it now then?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# what a dude
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)
# IMPORTANT UPDATE:
I JUST TOOK A MONSTER SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Does the monster want it back?
Ninja: Woo to orignal pic too! :)
(Vega31, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)
# how big?
length and girth?

consistancy?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I'd give it a three on the bristol stool scale.
There was no bog paper so I had to go vietnamese style.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)
# sucky sucky ten dorrah?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)
# No, I used a jug of water to clean my ringpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# ?
what you mean getting gary gliter to rim you clean?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I am currently eating bran flakes!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# you'll be alright
with all that bran fibre, yours'll come out clean as a whistle anyway
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)
# taste?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Braw!
Have a pish with that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] in the recent popes speach about condom use in the prevention of aids he kind of fecks it up
(razz87, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Nyah!
Bitmap!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Dear b3ta,
I have been chatting to a Nigerian Princess via the internet.
Recently I told her about a stray cat, which had the face of a human man, that came
in to my house and asked for a fish then disappeared before my very eyes.
I even sent her a this photo of the beast as proof.

We were due to get married once I sent her $5000 for her filght to the UK but since
I told her about the strange cat I saw, she now thinks I'm the Devil and keeps telling
me to go to church. What can I do to save our relationship?
Please help.

Regards,
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:13, archived)
# you'll have to send her more money
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:13, archived)
# send me your pension book
and i'll exorcise the demons.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Find the cat and send its skinned face to her
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:14, archived)
# :D
Clearly the solution is to send me $5000 to perform a remote exorcism
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:14, archived)
# go to church?
only for bumsex of course
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:15, archived)
# she will never com to the UK
she will steal you money and then never return your emails.

i suggest getting some sexy pictures of her and some videos of her doing things solo.

then you can sell the footage and make your money back.

if she does com to the UK you always have this as a fall back plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:15, archived)
# they just want him to come to africa so they can hold him to ransom anyway
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:18, archived)
# She won't go for the videoes
I've already tried that one, and sent her 6 times to collect nonexistent money.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# hehehe
have you got a picture of her?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I did but it is the size of a postage stamp
She also doesn't like me talking about the "space alien from outerspace" which jumped out of a tree and bit my finger. She seems quite scared of me now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# she's going to be even more freaked out when you tell her about your parasitic twin
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# That's a good idea
I'll try that one later in the week, once I have been to church.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Tell her last time you went to church
you were sick on the door-step
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Don't be silly.
Why would she steal his money?
(engekomkommer, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Send her a picture of a magenta bird
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at PhotobucketCFB
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# what a wonderfully disturbing creature
i think she will probably be too scared to come to the uk now. better find another wife
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# While that's quite funny
the people above who seem to think you want/expect to marry her is just as good.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Zippy 'Che' Guevara
(the_new_york_ripper, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahaha wickedness
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I like this
Ooh, look, there's a button that says that!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
It's like they'd thought of it already!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:19, archived)
# well
yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:19, archived)
# haha. great
is this one of those 'good' tuesdays?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)
# It's probably
still too early to tell? it could get ugly at any given moment?

*cowers*

edit: by way of a 'ning, though a complete n00b myself, my L appears to be missing?

(Nefarious Moose went back into lurk mode at, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha
top stuff, pull up an onion, shop a fridge, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)
# this looks familiar
I do hope you did this yourself.
If so, "Woo!"
If not, "Please read faqs, and post your own work!"

I do hope its "If so"!!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Zippy
i have the original files, so yeah, mine!
(the_new_york_ripper, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# In that case
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)
# nice!
make it into a t-shirt!

/relurk
(singes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
#
i rarely venture above the parapets, but this is terrific.
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Bought a couple of games to play over the bank holiday.
Played and completed Halo for the first time: utter crap.
Preferred a cool little PS2 game in which a chick goes running around a city, cutting up zombies with a katana.....
....while wearing only a bikini.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# A chick running around a city, cutting up zombies with a katana.
....while wearing only a bikini.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I notice the absence of the bikini
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:07, archived)
# duely added
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# hehe
I thought it was intentional

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:31, archived)
# He can draw just as well in a one-piece
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:08, archived)
# pip saying "FLAP!"
just to put the kibosh on the whole sorry affair :)

That, or something involving Bioshock.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
# draw something that is hueg like the xbawks
THAT MEANS IT HAS HUGE GUTS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
#
two fighting crabs
one is using star fish as throwing stars.

or a hen night and a stag night in a stand off in the street a la west side story
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Oneechanbara FTW!


and yes, Halo sucks and blows at the same time. But don;t let Ironman hear you say that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:06, archived)
# speaking of which, i've not seen him for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:08, archived)
# he hides in the darkness
touching himself and playing Bioshock
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:10, archived)
# so he's had no problems with the hideous drm people have been squeaking about
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
# no idea, he was still wanking over the free figure he got
with the deluxe edition when I last spoke to him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:14, archived)
# hehe
bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:17, archived)
# maybe he ran off with the Cap'n?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
# she changed job I recall and said it would probably only be evening activity
:(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:13, archived)
# .(
there are quite some regulars who recently turned into evening b3tans, non?
e.g. Dixon and Laird Dave
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Halo was great when it came out.
But it's been re-done to death by everyone, including Bungie, several times over, till everyone's sick of it.

Just like DOA3 was great, but now every game's got big wobbling tits in it... Err.. How's that a bad thing again?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I still to this day know people that have only played Halo 2 online.
The campaign is arse, multiplayer is where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Never finished the campaign.
But online was wall-to-wall arseholes.

Mind you, what you said is exactly what I though of Battlefield 2.

Crimson Skies was the only thing worth having XBox live for, and now it's pretty much dead. Along with my subscription.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Private Chat mode = no arseholes to listen to
But yeah, Battlefield 2 is similar in that respect.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I found Halo goodin places.... incredibly dull in places.
Overall experience: meh.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# that game sounds splendid
but you should have been out in the sun, you need to get more sunlight.

draw a zombie chick in a bikini running around town cutting humans up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:07, archived)
# *Nings*
Some stuff you saw during the weekend

- or a cavewoman
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Plato the Seagul of doubt
at Tescos
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:08, archived)
# F L A P !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Dragon lady!
Fluttering her eyelashes at St George!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
#
Totally agree: Halo=hyped up crap with repetitive level design.

Bought BioShock at weekend.

Probably the shortest game I have ever played, and had quite a few bugs. I was not happy.


(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:15, archived)
# finished already
how many hours?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:16, archived)
# dunno,
lemmie work it out:

bought friday, played 2hrs, started up sat morn, played just past lunch... so, all in all I'm guessing 6hrs?

That is a rough Idae.. .I have no really understanding of time.

Oh, and I saved every little sister too.

Still... it was sort of enjoyable (I MISS SYSTEM SHOCK!)


edit: actually more like 9hrs thinking about it (maybe)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)
# 6 hours?! that's fucking terrible!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# if you saved every one of them
then you've missed the real ending.

(I'm 12 hours in on hard, about 10 in I thought I'd finished the game but no there's more)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:23, archived)
# i thought by saving each one, that was meant to be much harder as you dont get as much ADAM (although you do get teh stuff int he teddy bear gifts) and thus get to see the proper ending?
I wont post what happened in it here though :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# well, there's two endings
look at it that way :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# so you've played it to the end, searched every room
upgraded everything, found every tape?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:22, archived)
# managed to miss a few tapes apparently and upgrades all but two weapons...
regardless, It should never be that easy, or be that short even if I do miss a few collectables
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:26, archived)
# it all depends how battle-hardened you are
I always start games on the hardest difficulty if only so it takes me longer to complete them.

Gears Of War lasted about as long for me (and I did the whole campaign of that co-op with a mate)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Yeah, I'm the same. Hardest difficulty off the bat.
Except for games that think "hardcore mode" means "enemies have 100x more health than normal and can kill you in 1 or 2 hits". Shitting christ that isn't fun at all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)
# ha
*starts up ninja gaiden again*
*selects hard mode*
*shits self*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)
#
Now gears of War WAS good, lasted quite a while, and hard mode was a challenge...

I just cant stand paying £40+ for a game I can complete in a day (unless its something like tekken or SF etc)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Modern games are short. It's how it is.
A tradeoff for WOAH PARTICLE EFFECTS LOOK AT THAT WATER LOOK AT IT SHINE LOOK AT IT SHINING
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:24, archived)
# then there's games like Wario Ware Smooth Moves.
You can complete it in an hour or less, and it looks like a child drew it.

Still doesn't mean it's no fun.

Old games taking ages usually meant they were infuriatingly hard, or were usually too longwinded to keep many peoples attention.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Probably.
Maybe I'm just bitter at how long it took me to complete FEAR Extraction Point and Condemned recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I'm still playing Manic Miner after 25 years.
I finished it properly for the first time earlier this year.

It's Minish Cap that's had me hooked solid for the last few weeks. I'm nearly done, not because it's short but because it's hugely addictive.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I was playing slapsies with nubile 20yr old females!
Then played 4plyr Wii Sports until the very early hours, after drinking far to much!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I too have been playing games
and I must say Bioshock is bloody excellent, and heartily recommended to all.
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:37, archived)
# fun whilst it lasted but WAY too short
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Mr Darcey!!! (colin firth)
With Scarlett somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Got bored over the weekend
And came up with this, a B3ta cryptic crossword, posted on here as the answers are more geared toward the main board than anything else.

Prize for the first person to gaz me all the correct answers.*

If I've dun wrong, be gentle with your flames.

*May be a crap badge.

*Edit* for all those having trouble with 5...


www.computermuseum.li/Testpage/ZX-81-Spectrum.jpg

***Mega Woo to Barbarossa who finished first!***

Badge on the way to you sometime shortly, sir!



Click for bigger (70KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I think I know the first one...
but that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Cryptic?
That's me out then...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:07, archived)
# A fair number are anagrams
And a couple are easy peasy...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:09, archived)
# I think I've got two
I shall sit and do no work till this is done!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:13, archived)
# I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I'm stuck on quite a few :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:15, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I only need 3 * more!
* might be 4
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:30, archived)
#
3 to go
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# What have you got left?
Out of curioisity.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:52, archived)
# 5 and 10
but I've sort of guessed at 4 and 11.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:53, archived)
# 10 is probably the most difficult...
5.... You'll kick yourself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# 10's easy
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Is it penis-related?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Actually god save the queen is right
Most of the answer is in the clue, and it's not penis related :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:10, archived)
# 4,5,15
i can't do cryptic
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:54, archived)
# 4 is an anagram
15... think about what the first two words mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:56, archived)
# 5, to get
nearly there
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Re:5.....
What's another term for sixteen thousand?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:08, archived)
# i don't bloody know
gahhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
# You'll kick yourself!
Truly!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I still can't get 5, 10 and 11.
I give in :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:18, archived)
# They're all famous b3ta words/memes
Don't give up!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:20, archived)
# peg leg ?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I still need to get 6 clues...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Which ones? I've given others hints...
To be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:15, archived)
# ONLY 5 NOW.....
1, 3, 5, 10 & 15
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)
# 3 is an anagram
1 is a pun, think about it ;)

I can't believe your'e all having trouble with 5!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Ta...
got 1 now DUH !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# 5 is bloody killing me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:33, archived)
# :)
To be fair, it not a b3ta *meme*... but it's a very famous on here, and fully b3tan in origin...

Throughly B3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# i give in
reckon it's before my time
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:46, archived)
# GOT NUMBER 3 NOW.. FINALLY....
Just 5, 10 & 15 to get now !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:49, archived)
# 5's the killer
monty's dreamed something up that has no bearing on anything, it's just a random flemish word or something
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Gaz me 11 and I'll gaz you 15...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:54, archived)
# tell me 5
and i'll tell you 11

the further clue up there's no help, i know nothing of old computers, games and such like.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:58, archived)
# tell me 10 and I'll tell you 5
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:59, archived)
# i see through your cunning ploy.
not telling
post the answer on here first and then i'll tell ya.

edit/ it's too tricky reading these over here i'm off over there now, under the last reply.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:04, archived)
# This is awesome
I only need two to complete it!


*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:28, archived)
# which ones?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I'M OVER HERE NOW
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Hi, so anyway if you won't give me 10, give me the letter that joins up with 5
so I might be able to help you with it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Just 2 to go...
5 & 10
Anyone only got 1 left ?
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:13, archived)
# i know i'm going to kick myself for this
i'll give you another cryptic clue, the king's festive table may not be round.

now give!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Is that supposed to help !
:(
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:20, archived)
# lots.
i think 10 was almost the easiest one to get

it's one of the most popular memes

i'm saying no more
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Even I don't get that!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:26, archived)
# go take a look
there's 2 cast iron references to the meme, not to mention the further clue i've given.

and i'm getting nothing back, also we're about to be archived
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:29, archived)
# OK here's a clue
5 is the same word repeated twice
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# that much i'd more or less worked out
you must have the letter you requested earlier.

that clue of mine is a plumb.

in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# seems you've already won
fill in the gaps _e_ _e_ for me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Well done to Barbarossa...
So what WAS number 5 ?
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)
# :)
www2.b3ta.com/heyhey16k/
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Completed crossword grid here
Click Here For Answers
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)
# never,ever would i have got 5.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Nor me...
I even THOUGHT of it... but why ?

RIS

(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Shirley you all know this
www2.b3ta.com/heyhey16k/
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# never seen it
well done on the crossword sir, look forward to the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Thank you
Sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Think I saw a reference to it once...
but I feel vindicated for
not getting it !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 14:34, archived)
# 11am, Sexy Zombie Nurse time!

An upstanding member of the B3ta community in all his her glory ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:00, archived)
# That's most woo, sir!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Is that stubble?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# yes, it was a long battle
and once you've been bitten by a zombie, maintaining a smooth complexion drops from your list of importance
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:07, archived)
# and pasty grey foundation's
very hard to find you know!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:09, archived)
# hahahah
new from Rimmel, "a touch of death"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Steve Strange Cosmetics's
"Fade to Grey"
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:11, archived)
# woohoo!
thanks again captain!
you am rock!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# fab
but where's the sexy part?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# it's wearing a pvc nurses outfit and carrying a chainsaw, how much more sexy can you get?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
# a valid point
*backs down*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:07, archived)
# choose one of the following:
1. would
2. have
3. mictoboy's had her
4. i'd hit it
5. COR!
6. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I choose 3.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:20, archived)
# ZOMB
Chainsaw nurse looks pretty badass.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:06, archived)
# WOO!
splendid stuff.

is that that special nintendo controller or a real chainsaw?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:13, archived)
# thus
farm2.static.flickr.com/1334/858152389_4852781e08_o.jpg
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:14, archived)
# i'd hit it.
looks like noel fielding.

also, cracking legs, if a slight worry about the area of the red panties.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)
# they're pink!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:35, archived)
# did you shave your legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:39, archived)
# i am entirely smoothe
like an eel

if yer gonna do something, do it fucking properly
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:40, archived)
# what else do you wear when you're not tidying up round the house?
do you have some fancy clothes for going out in?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:47, archived)
# go for your life son.............
www.flickr.com/photos/caityc/
There's some shite ones and some good ones, quality control's for LOSERS!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:50, archived)
# i am aroused
yet slightly scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:02, archived)
# they set off your blusher a treat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:41, archived)
# you know too much sir!
you'll be joining the b3ta tranny army at this rate!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:49, archived)
# PS2 one
like what I've got also :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:15, archived)
# eep!
It's the ANTI-SALLY!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:58, archived)
# work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:59, archived)
# You've got to fight
for your right
to heeeeeeeeeeating
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:03, archived)
# This is ace!
Why is nobody saying how ace it is?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:53, archived)
# More fwap than flap
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:53, archived)
# [Just messing with the filters again...]

CFFH (Click For F00kin Huge)
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:42, archived)
# LOL
I get it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:45, archived)
# care to explain?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Morning
...

Edit: Oh shit, so it did happen. (I read my sig)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:54, archived)
# no, I think "Morning" is not the correct answer
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:55, archived)
# What is the correct answer?
Sorry for being a pain in the ass, trying to sneak 3 extra beers through my bedroom window, breaking a glass, climbing in through the window to escapt blame, frantically driking my sixth pint, running back outside to put the rest back in the fridge, then running into the bushed and vomiting.

That about right?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:01, archived)
# you forgot
"I'M NOT DRUNK!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:17, archived)
# [that's no moon]

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:46, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:49, archived)
# how did you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:55, archived)
#
How did he do what?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:56, archived)
#
[Don't be such a clever git ;?)]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:03, archived)
# I pasted &#8238; into my post
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:03, archived)
#
and that works gor the sig too does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:09, archived)
# it seems to work until the next </div>
and doesn't affect links and images. cr3 introduced it to /talk yesterday. Then it spread :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:14, archived)
# THat's pure smart
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:49, archived)
# F L A P !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Is this bird something to do with you?
You smell guilty.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)
# flap is responsible for himself!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:29, archived)
# He must have rubbed up against you then.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)
# who can blame him!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Not I, son.
Not I.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:32, archived)
# congrats SSG
you've made b3ta quite a blast.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:33, archived)
# i deserve a special award!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I've already given you at least 4 hugs and I kissed your cheek once.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:38, archived)
# you are my HERO!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Hahah


I miss our resident badly drawn bird. But sadly his name escapes me now, he's not been on the board for aaaaages
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:26, archived)
# JESSIE *curls round neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)
# hehe
how bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:26, archived)
# How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)
# FLAN!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:28, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:13, archived)
# yay!
flap is a flying instructor for penguins!
what a happy job!

i'm off now for a full farmhouse breakfast. mmmm, farmhouse...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Wetherspoons?
We call it the Lardy-Arse brekkie, aka *censored*, and it is the finest cooked brekkie to be sure :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)
# =D
arse bastard


*goes back to w*rk*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:31, archived)
# that's "bitch"
if you don't mind! :D

now i'm off for my enlardening...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:35, archived)
# wetherspoons indeed!
their addition of hash browns makes it a brekkie to be reckoned with!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:32, archived)
# I'm quite, quite jealous
And a worryingly close, easily walkable, distance from such an establishment
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)
# do it!
doitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitdoitd!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:37, archived)
# it's a close call between wethers and BHS
for mass-produced farmhouse breakfast!

I like BHS's because you choose what you want, so if you really wanted you could just have a fuckload of bacon.

I've nearly always thrown up after a Wetherspoons meal (and it's not just my local, this is at any of them)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)
# But does it have the epic proportions and free-range eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:36, archived)
# yup.
10 piece breakfast + slice of toast, £2.79.

Fried Eggs, Scrambled Eggs, Bacon (smoked/unsmoked), Sausage, Hash browns, eggy bread, plum tomato, beans, mushrooms, toast, potato croquette thingys, black pudding, white pudding, and more I can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)
# silly gamer!
bacon is for eating, not fucking!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:36, archived)
# I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to stick up
for the independant greasy establishment.

Your chain stores don't even come close to the grot those places serve!

Best I had one time: Cafe opposite Derby station
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I once went to a greasy spoon (self advertised as the best in town)
that pretty much skimped on everything, and charged me £4.50 for the trouble. They also asked 'why' I wanted a breakfast because the chef was about to finish (at 9.30 in the morning, it only opened half an hour earlier).

Although the chain stores have about as much character as Paris Hilton's snatch, they're a level playing field. A bit arse, you know whichever one you go to it will at least be an edible breakfast.

Also the greasy spoon near me was recently closed down by health and safety which was of no surprise to me.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Blimey, really?!
I hate greasyspoons as a general rule, too much oil makes me want to puke.

But if you're claiming you had your best ever in my fair town...I'm duty bound to investigate this!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Ohh! I didn't realise you're a Derby-ite
My brother and sister-in-law live there. Couple of years ago I was on the way home from visiting them once and jumped in a cafe directly opposite for brekkie before my stupidly early train. The bacon was about an inch thick and cooked in a gallon of liquid butter...

I'm tempted to jump on the train for one now!

Edit: Oh, and the sausage was that extremely tasty discount sausage and it was about a foot long...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:49, archived)
# So how come you didn't make it to the Derby bash?
Hmm?
HMM?

I spammed my arse off for that event *sob*

Edit: There's another one this October, wanna come? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:54, archived)
# October eh?
If I'm not in school, then sure!

/Teacher blog
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Station Approach has it all...
.. a greasy spoon, chippy, pub and a massage parlour. It’s a wonder anyone makes it into the town centre…. :-)

(Another Derbyian / lurker)
(Rev O'Lucian will unfortunatly age on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Really?
Where are all you guys coming from?!
Last bash there were no Derbyians to be found.

I'm going to set up another soon though so I expect you to all come out of the woodwork and help me represent our 'revamped' city, 'most central city of England'.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:13, archived)
# this is serious
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:30, archived)
# *fluff overload*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Wibble...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Why isn't b3tard.com working for me today?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:31, archived)
# :D
Flap
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7552712
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Saxamaphone

Not 100% happy with the bell, but hey ho. I'll get better!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:19, archived)
# now do a trampampoline!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Or an escamalator?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:24, archived)
# or even a thingamajig?
easier to draw than escamalators
(Nefarious Moose went back into lurk mode at, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Combopoline!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I was trying to think of a musical pun. I failed
It's very nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Trelly is good at the sax!
Yeah, that was about as good as I could come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:25, archived)
# That's lully.
Tab or mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Tab - only about the third or fourth thing I did
Hence promises of improvement!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:32, archived)
# I've had mine two months
And it's better than my stuff!

Great for iSketch though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Cannot play that at work
But I may give it a look when I get home :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)
# ever tried this?
www.ambientdesign.com/artrage.html
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:54, archived)
# I think it's rather good...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:33, archived)
# nice
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Another musical one
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Nice Crumpets, Squire!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Damnit! Stop posting good stuff!
Mine's going to look pants after this...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Nowt wrong wi' pance on the board...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:16, archived)
# hee hee.
there's nowt wrong with you saxamaphone!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:31, archived)
# oooh shiney!
/magpie blog
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Heh, this!
I was definitely a magpie in a past life!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Hello Mrs. Trellis
how's your wife
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Still asleep probably
Bastard
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:20, archived)
# One for sorrow, two for joy!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:18, archived)
# That, sir, is wonderful. Woo to you, and a very good 'ning =)
and 'ning to everyone else, also
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:09, archived)
# 'ning fella
and thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:29, archived)
# One of my guilty pleasures
is saying the word "harmonica" through a harmonica.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:09, archived)
# saxamaphone
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Ooh, that's rather nice!
*leaves pile of Mink-snacks*

Slight TJ though: Does anyone know where I could get a free version of anything like MySQL 3.x, 4.x or 5.x, PostgreSQL 7.x or 8.x, Oracle 9i or 10g, IBM DB2 9.x, Microsoft SQL Server 2005?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:09, archived)
# have you tried the internets?


sorry and 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Er...
some awfully illegal sites loaded with spyware, adware, and bogeymen?

Tv-links might have a software section by now, who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Sadly, I wouldn't know where to start
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:27, archived)
# try XAMPP
it contains Apache, MySQL, PHP and Perl and is free
www.apachefriends.org/en/xampp.html

BTW, MySQL is generally free, isn't it? You should be able to get it via a simple google search
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Needs more Rock-n-Roll:
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Hahah...louder?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Heh - fast work!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:13, archived)
# If I'd just taken a little longer...
I might have thought to tag it... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:15, archived)
# You have tagged it!
Bottom left corner, the writing's just black is all...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Gah, that took me FAR too long =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I like this

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:21, archived)
# G'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Excellent, sir.
^ More of this kind of thing required, as a general rule.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)
# 'Ning jpeg
*huggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Hehehe, I just caught that story
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Cheers.
Finally got my DVD burner working properly (I hate computers sometimes). DVDs in an envelope on my desk ready to be posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:50, archived)
# you're a gentleman and a scholar, squire
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)
# and an acrobat...
...oh, wait, not that the pink panther.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)
# can i have a copy of
'Hot Anal Sluts 4: the ring of desire' & 'Ram a Lamb a Ding Dong: a history of welsh farming techniques', please.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I don't have those
My porn collection is sadly lacking as I seem to have spent all my time building up an ace comedy collection. Silly me.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:57, archived)
# bah
where am i supposed to get movies of butt prostitutes from now?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)
# www.moviesofbuttprostitutes.com
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:59, archived)
# sshhh!
don't tell people where to find butt prostitutes, my secret identity must remain a secret!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:01, archived)
# hazzar!

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:03, archived)
# as gordon ramsay would say
Ebuyer, external Hard Disk, Plug in, DONE.


he would ACTUALLY say:

'Look at me im a massive cunt'. But that doesnt help you.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Office lol!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:49, archived)
# G'ning Trellis.
I had a look on Yahoo news. couldn't see this story for some reason....
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)
# WOT NO FLAP?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Apparently not, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Flap is on the popular page now.
I hope you're happy.

edit::Ooh! so is my fly! Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:53, archived)
# :D
flap is happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:55, archived)
# everybody
is happy with flappy!

except flowerpot, possibly ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:55, archived)
# flowerpot is a flapophobe menace!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:57, archived)
# in that case
do a flappy hoofing a flowerpot into a brick wall, that should please almost everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:00, archived)
# flappy is not about revenge,
flap is about TRUTH and JUSTICE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:02, archived)
# and the american way?
it wouldn't be revenge, just flap combining healthy exercise and a love of rugby with removing excess flowerpots from his garden.
see? completely harmless and unrevengeful...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha!
Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:51, archived)
# 'Ning JS!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:55, archived)
# dear mr chinese government,
porn is not dissent.

'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Hard to tell
does pron make the one-child rule harder or easier to keep to?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:04, archived)
# yes
because half an hour after you've finished, you'll want another one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Oh dear.
Not seen the story.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:58, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6966116.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:05, archived)
# If it's political.....
I won't understand.

Edit: Yep, I can make no sense of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Revised & Expanded for a Tuesday Morning. Morning All!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)
# My God,
It's full of stars.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:45, archived)
# is it really
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I never did
understand the end of that film. The book was just as bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:46, archived)
# See also:
Danny Boyle's Sunshine. WTF was going on with the 'Serial Killer' subplot?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)
# I don't know
I haven't seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)
# I'd say borrow the DVD, rather than even rent it.
(This is an indicator of how highly I rate this film)

Edit: Or Gaz me, and I'll send you a ripped version. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Arf.
I'll probably just wait for it to come on telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Well...
Bowman is transported via the monolith to a star system far outside our galaxy. He is brought to what appears to be a nice hotel suite, carefully constructed from monitored television transmissions, to make him feel at ease. Bowman goes to sleep. As he sleeps, his mind and memories are drained from his body. David Bowman is made into a new, immortal entity that can live and travel in space; a Star Child. The Star Child then returns to our Solar System and to Earth.
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:47, archived)
# See?
Gibberish.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Ha!
Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:49, archived)
# It's to make it seem like the aliens are benevolent.
Personally a tour, a trip home and a souvenir stand should've done it.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:53, archived)
# ^This
Plus fractals and that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:50, archived)
# We could talk about this movie for hours...
..and never agree on what the ending means. So therefore, I reckon it works because that's what they wanted to happen.

Or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Didn't both Kubrick and Clarke admit they had no idea?
Or that they both thought different things...?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:05, archived)
# they were probably off their tits on drugs
as were most of the audience at this point

twas vere popular with the "WOAH, TRIP DUDE" set :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:10, archived)
# ooo, flashy!
also, the look on Buzz's face is hilarious! he looks like he's just had a surprise delivery in the rear.
and he likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:48, archived)
# LOL AIDZ!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:53, archived)
# woody AIDS!
that's one toy you don't want to find in your stocking!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Ha!
Evolution, we all become toys.

I wanna be an action man with eagle eyes.

Related and blatant plug:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=p8ajWOpuMH8
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 28 Aug 2007, 9:56, archived)

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