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# NTLaPD..
My obligatory pirate post :)


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(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:45, archived)
# When I say there is no cannibalism in the US Army
that means there is some but we think we have it relatively under control.

/welcome to free association hour

EDIT: hello, fellow merkin. Pull up a kitten.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Thank you!
Where do you reside?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:50, archived)
# Mississippi
but I grew up in Iowa.

Go Clones!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Ioweagen..
I live in Nebraska, just a river-cross away! My boss is a die-hard clones fan, too. Very cool.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:55, archived)
# i'm in maryland, we have a bay. that means there are pirates too
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:42, archived)
# haha
ace clickity
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Aye . . . did . . . it shivered me timbers !
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] 'shmoaps'
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Geeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeesh !
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:34, archived)
# yay woo clix!
go badger go
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] While attempting her 'Marge' Beehive...


Whinehouse realised she was allergic to Bees.

On the plus side, she died!

I f*cking wish!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:11, archived)
# ooo twisted
i like it

but not too much
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Top
stuff

*clicks*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] nicely!~
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)
# haha you photoshopped, cheese flavoured quaver hanging off her ear...
great!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)
# and with bees in her chest and the rest of her glowing...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)
# eep!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Meh
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:46, archived)
# SCREAMS TACOS!
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:51, archived)
# I often feel like Macauly Culkin.
Luckily his corpse is in my freezer, so I can just go and get him out.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:50, archived)
# I laughed like a child
When that twat got stung to death!

hahahahahahahahahaha

A bit like that really.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Amy Winehouse
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)
# aaaaarrrggh
ace shopping right there
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:10, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha!~
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Ferengi
I fear this challenge will be the doom of us all
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:12, archived)
# still would
possibly even more so than before
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)
# looks like Larry David
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:13, archived)
# beautiful!
compo it!

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)
# how kind
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Do yer wanna flake?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Yes please.
*searches*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Please.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Fraser Time!


CFB some of these are quite possibly NSFW... and all are complete hack jobs
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)
# *bokes*
*cums*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:02, archived)
# woo
i think
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:02, archived)
# wow, I instantly came

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:02, archived)
# good grief!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)
# good briefs?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)
# took me a few seconds to realise you had to click on them
i was happier before i did ;)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Can't quite tell what you did there, son...
but they're HAWT!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Anybody got some blutak?
My monocle won't stay in.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Good lord!
I am literally drowning in a vast ocean of spluff
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha join the club!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:07, archived)
# You have
done . . . them all ? Whew !
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
Good work sir.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:07, archived)
# phwoar
I had the urge to sign up for some new accounts and steal the names of people who have changed theirs for today, but I realised that this would probably end in a severe kicking/nawty stepping if I got caught, so I haven't.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Clever...
that's why I only changed my sig.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:14, archived)
# a fine idea
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:17, archived)
# I was thinking of doing that
But returning them
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:20, archived)
# i admire your dedication
splendid work sir.
(, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 9:09, archived)
# one for the interview
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:59, archived)
# ^THIS
Seriously, FUCKING THIS.^^^

Off to bed now, night all!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:59, archived)
# That's very nicely done
if I wasn't listening to Iron Maiden, that would make me feel quite mellow

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:02, archived)
# "Waiter, there's a cat in my coffee!"

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Tried to make me go ta rehab, and I said,

Bindun?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)
# BEST
THING
EVARRRRRRRRRRR!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Knorr . . .
Knorr . . . Knorr . . .
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:15, archived)
# I just know he's gonna get more votes than me...
Seeing as it caused such a ruckus this week, it seemed right!

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)
# first
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)
# 'ning and 'night
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:43, archived)
# you just know that little oik deserved it too
Woo!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I was just thinking, HappyToast only has one FP at the moment! ;)

Woo yay!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Pffft
Great stuff sir!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:46, archived)
# not enough buffy or serenity
1/10
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:46, archived)
# signs, lol
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)
# hahaha
I like this a lot
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha!
I half expected something penis-related though :)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)
# OK. I have been loathe to
beg for teaching but what have you learned that allows you to suddenly make your frame transitions give very smooth animation? I know you always did it with the 3d stuff but now you make your tattyshop anims really have high quality movement without lots of KB sucking frames. Teach me Obi Wan.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)
# ^ was about to ask the same thing
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)
# it's very minor movement so you can have lots of frames
there are about 69 in this.
More fps equals smoothness.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)
# hmm, but in my world
more fps means the need for more optimisation which means anims that give you the feeling of having cateracts for free. I shall have to pump you more on this subject ;)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:52, archived)
# it's the minor movement.
not that many pixels are changing per frame, so you can have more frames.
A gif can have thousands of frames if they are identical, and still be under budget.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)
# did you make the anim partly in 3DSMax again?
(I mean on the kid)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:56, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib
and would like to subscribe to your news letter.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
# *BONK*
That is absolutely excellent Toasty



nighty night :)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)
# You make me want to vomit with rage
because you're too damn good. Do you do one of these every other day or what?

WYH!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:50, archived)
# sometimes more often
depends how much work I've got on
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:54, archived)
# haha fantastic stuff once again!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
TJ: Everybody please make sure you listen to Radio 4 tomorrow night at 11 'cos I helped write Recorded For Training Purposes.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Really? Top notch
I heard a clip the other day and it made me larf. Being abroad is no excuse not to listen to Radio 4!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)
# That name rings a bell.
I think I may have listened to one or two before.
I shall listen!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:03, archived)
# It's the second series starting tomorrow
and from the sound of the edits, it's better than the first. Mind you, that may be because I have written more of it than I did the first series.... ;)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:06, archived)
# haha Nicely!~
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Boom
a . . . rang ! Gota love it !
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)
# This needs to be annotated
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:21, archived)
# "mr snail was afraid of mr salty chip"
something like that?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Brumpbrumbrbmrummbmrumbmm..

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)
# i like it
very much
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)
# That's pretty much how I spent my day
hello The Neville
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Oh yes
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)
# ALRIGHT!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Woo
That's lully
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Nice.
On a football related note: Always good to see the BBC web monkeys fucking around and, in this instance, combining two players names along with the oppositions manager...


(Unshopped)
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/6999810.stm
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)
# lolz
bbc is spazzheads
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Tevez?


(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:39, archived)
# that would be the name of the 606 forum user that made the comment.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:41, archived)
# ^

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)
# zomg
bbc is not spazzheads
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)
# tsk tsk
Msr Horriblé. It's football, you know better than to try and educate b3tans about football. You have more luck telling lesbians the joy of cock.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)
# So, a guy on another forum did that?
neato!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)
# I googled it too
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:47, archived)
# you idiot
thats the 606 debate.. like a mass forum.. and thats the guys username who posted that message...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)
# mind the piss
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)
# <- 606'er ;)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:43, archived)
# ahahahha
woo winnar, dont know what of, but it still wins *click*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Hahaha,
jobby!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)
# this .. straight into my mobile as wallpaper
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)
# NSFW!
link it please


:-)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)
# He's got all of the balancing skills!
Woo!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:40, archived)
# splendid.
i stumbled across a movie earlier, very similar, only involving 2 ladies and an orange.
may have to have a better look.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Taking it to a whole new level.
Teabagging as an olympic sport.
Special.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Woo!
I was thinking of you earlier while sketching a fat person catapulting a thin person on a see-saw.

There's an idea for ya!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)
# eeeeeeeuuuuuwwwwwww!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:43, archived)
# I am giggling.
Oh, hear me giggle.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:48, archived)
# VLA!
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)
# this is ace
whats its title except VLA
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Needs more vla
good evening mister
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)
# I'm all out of vla :(:(:(
and it was vanilla-macaroon flavour too :(
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:42, archived)
# curses!
I'm all out of pretty much anything at the mo'

Need to do some serious shopping tomorrow
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)
# mmmmmmh vla :)

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)
# If he's swallowed whole all shall be fine.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)
# YEAH!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] enough already
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Why did you shop her legs to be that thin?
It's disgusting
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)
# i wanted to put calipers on them
but i couldn't find a decent sauce image.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Here - Have A Boob Zoom!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:35, archived)
# thank you i think.
although my personal preference is a tad smaller.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Buxom girls FTW
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:01, archived)
# There's some ketchup down there on the board
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] no no YES
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Reminds me of pepperami.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] it's the way she would want to go
on another note ...



click for bigger
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:28, archived)
# I will be reminded of this when she overdoses
and genuinely will not give a shit
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)
# hahahaha
i have to laugh, am i bad?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:32, archived)
# needs more
projectile arm blood, ps thats what it is in public bogs..
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] and not to threadwaste
have an utterly childish entry

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Did you say fetch !
or . . .
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] This is the best I could think of


Looks like great minds think alike
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:29, archived)
# *Guffaws*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Fraser/hes got a big round face...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Eat your greens, it's good for the pooping.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:26, archived)
# haha
cat face, he's got a big cat face
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:34, archived)
# he's in fucking
Maui setting the image challenges? That takes the biscuit! ;)

woo
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:27, archived)
# cheer up Fraser!

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Compo it.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] mad as a fookin' hatter


but i love her to bits...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Bits
her !
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Special Brew makes you smell of piss
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Makes you look like piss also
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Eye
Eye !
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Hah
I laughed at this. Fine eye wobbling.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Scrappy sketch I did while waiting to get my X rays done...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Awwww.
Eeeeeemu.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:21, archived)
# what needed x-raying?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:21, archived)
# The inside of her body.


(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:22, archived)
# ^this
pfft
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:23, archived)
# My butt.
I fell off my skateboard a couple months ago and my mum thought I cracked my tailbone.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Ouch
hope everything's okay
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Heh
Me, too. But I don't think anything's broken or it would've hurt when I fell down...I think...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Looks like
the X rays came out OK !
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:22, archived)
# broken arms?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:22, archived)
# No knees
They needed to find out why
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:24, archived)
# don't talk about knees....
mine are only now just getting slightly less paintful, over a year waiting for treatment...
my leg bent the wrong way

only hour n 1/2 exercise a day....
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Wait...
what happened to your knees?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:27, archived)
# ouchies
thats gotta sting
*smutty remark about pretending to be a doctor etc* :D
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:33, archived)
# I don't think it's cracked.
What with the fact that it didn't hurt when I fell...
Heh
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)
# He has no genitalia
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:22, archived)
# he won't last five minutes then
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Maybe he cut it off
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:24, archived)
# hope all is well
lovely sketch
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:28, archived)
# ^_^
Thank you!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:30, archived)
# hahha - the mini al quaedas blew his twin legs up in little planes
only joking killerkitti - nice pic :)

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
^_^
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:46, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Hahahaha romance and broken knees
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:11, archived)
# YARR!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
I'm all teh fluffeh!

how is everyone today?

EDIT:
can't be arsed, click this if you want the big version
big!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Ooh ace!
*click*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Awww, thass luvely.
But you need to fix the board version =)

Edit: Woo yay! Arrrrrr
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:18, archived)
# that's all fine and dandy
woo
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:20, archived)
# very lully and well executed! woo!

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Needs added compo
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)
# What was the original source pic?
(Not Fraser-crown and moustache.)
I forget these things.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Dick Beattie
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Thanks!
Christ that fucker still makes me laugh.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:31, archived)
# he's a great meme :)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:32, archived)
# How Odd...
I was just watching that scene.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:39, archived)
# yes indeedy
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:39, archived)
# haha, he looks even bigger without the napkin :)

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:43, archived)
# HE HAS A MYSPACE.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:46, archived)
# yes, I suppose Prunes made it?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:51, archived)
# the spiritual home of dick
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Wooo
Yayrgh!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:21, archived)
# That is absolutely woo
but it begs the question; is this what the males do when all the girls go hunting?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:24, archived)
# it's what I do

I'm not very good at being a lion
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)
# You have life sussed
Evolution has reached it's peak
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:26, archived)
# they do that only when they're not wanking

(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Blow hard !
Fluff inna huff !
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:25, archived)
# That's a dandy lion!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:36, archived)

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