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# I just can't get him off it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)
# have you tried an axe to the face?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)
# He's way...
...too fast!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)
# that damn monkey face :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)
# all I can think of is
boink boink boink

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Welcome to Padstein!

I went to Padstow at the weekend... he bloody owns the place! still very good fish and chips tho'
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)
# All true!
and this picture is ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)
# What's with the "It's too brown"?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Some nutter this morning lost the plot a bit
www.b3ta.com/board/7663181
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Yowser
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)
# This git?
www.b3ta.com/board/7663240

Hmm...was meant to type "bit", but "git" works just as well.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Don't forget: Game over man. Game over!
www.b3ta.com/board/7663208
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
That's a new text-bandwagon, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Oh you used a font I don't like!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)
# YOU'RE TOO BROWN!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:36, archived)
# aww
I've been missing all the nutters recently

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Tiny cars are fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)
# But did you get attacked by a Seagull
Me and Roland Junior caught a Seagull when we went crab fishing in the harbour...

He tried to nick the bait off the fishing line and got tangled the daft bastard.
They are big too. Took 3 of us to hold it down and free it from the line

Didn't catch crabs tho'

(Also Image challenge suggestion in sig)
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Spuina had her half a pastie nicked as she was just about to take another bite.
Them there seagulls are impressively efficient scoffers.
(Spui, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)
# I said this on here last week...
I was coming out of a fish and chip shop and a seagull landed on my shoulder and bit my ear trying to make me drop my chips.

I hung on for dear life though and just swore instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Did anybody burn your neck?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Nah, it was too brown
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)
# You lost me at "brown"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)
# erm sorry
www.b3ta.com/board/7663208
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)
# hahahahaha oh!
*passes the angry man some valium*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Real photo time

Saw this while waiting for a ferry to Skye... Bloody seagulls.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Last time I had fish and chips by the sea
a seagull did a wee in my mates chips.

We laughed. She didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Bruuum bruuuum

We have a similar problem. Half of Edinburgh city centre is owned by the Gold Singhs and their tartan tat shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)
# i noticed that the other week
every single one of those "scottish tat and shit" shops was
totally bereft of scottish employees
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Do they sell Tartan scotch egg flavour deep fried heroin?
with neeps and tatties?
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)
# *wants*
*oh dear lord, WANTS*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Hey, not everything in Scotland is deep-fried
(just the food)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)
# grand
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Did you have a coffee at
Steinbucks?
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)
# This did remind me of that simpsons episode...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)
# I really don't know what to call this one, but it was Captain Vagabond's idea...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Girabbit!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# ^this
woo.
(catzeyes Princess Trampagne, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# try it's mating call
GUGUZUUUUUZGUUUGUZZUUUUUUUUUUUGNARRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZ
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# fucking hell
for some reason that is giving me the shrieking fear!

well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Bunnaffey!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Jubilee Girama!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Woooo!
That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)
# fucking hell
I can imagine this leaping over trees
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)
# A thing near Tring with a king that can sing, you say?
Didn't think so. Have this instead - apples for shitness etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Whats she drawing?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Of course! How rude of me!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Pfft
the movie would be so much more interesting if it was like that
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Hooray..! I love etch a sketch..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)
# this wins
incidently how the hell did someone screengrab a BSOD, which means someone must have recreated it - what fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)
# TV Capture card?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I CAN SEE THE FUTURE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)
# and its staring back!
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)
# I CAN SEE A REDEX.
But its because my college has photobucket blocked. to home! *flies off*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Can you see imageshack?
What kind of bollocks place blocks photobucket :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# College.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Pfft.
You can't fly off - I refused to give you a cape and a top hat, Callum-boy!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Bitch :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)
# *resists the urge to comment about color*
*fails*
is too brown

:)

woo! This is excellent! I love the lazy/spirited green eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# This^
only with more managing not to post about the whole brown-ness issue and with deep joy at the wobbly green eye, and an extra bag of WOOs
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Explain the too brown thing
I seem to have missed the origin of it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)
# somwhere in a galaxy far far away
someone lost his marbles
www.b3ta.com/board/7663181
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)
# hah, ace
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)
# It was the first thread I saw this morning
and through my hangover haze I fear it seemed much more amusing than it was.

nonetheless ... after this post I have had it!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)
# eat more fucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)
# It's always been SOMETHING!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)
# eat more fucksocks!
I still find it hilarious, but my hangover is huge!

edit: as can be seen by double posting fuckups!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)
# haha
that was rather funny. pity i missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7663181
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)
# fantastic mr fox...
please tell me, with regards to the whole maddy situation... do you think Slade will ever tour again?

Sorry, I meant Noddy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# This is a great little progression of the one the other night.
HE ARE LOOKS INTO MY SHOAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Yeah, I totally upgraded his face.
threw some new parts right in there
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)
# I very much like this.


It's great. You're great.

*happy tears*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)
# Put the glue down, Mr. Prower.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)
# lully!
But why isn't he ON FUCKING FIRE? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)
# fantastic.
your profile is full of great!

i'm crisps, etc

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Tremendous. Hypnotic - Empire Magazine *****
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)
# hello


i did this for my friend jackson electronic music band. jackon vs computer

i did a background too, it looks better id say.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# haha
coincidentally, that's what michael jackson has to do with his computers every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)
#
computers children
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I think Jackson is going to win this one
I bet ten prounds.

Edit: Well I quite like that music. It's suitably bleepy and bloopy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)
# me too
let's hug
*bam*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)
# electronic music?
electronic music ... is that like toasters playing the banjo and stuff...? electronic ...

well - heavens to morgatroid!

Woo yay though - it must have taken you ages to silkscreen that!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)
# my megadrive could play the bass!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)
# my NES could play the trout
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)
# funk trout or jazz trout?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)
# more sort of fusiony trout
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)
# *clicks*
:o)
(catzeyes Princess Trampagne, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Is that like Jackson and his Computer Band?
(Adrian Monk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)
# IMPOTENT ROBO-RAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# if he had a redder bigger arse,
he'd be a robo baboon!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Baboons with red arses you say?
www.b3ta.com/board/7664219
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# hahaha!!
i saw that earlier but i couldn't post....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Mmm, rage!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# From his pained expression
and the sound effects behind, I am seeing less 'impotent rage' and more 'space dust up the jacksy' myself.

Eitherway ... WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# you certainly captured that
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# why is it kneeling?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)
# it's part of his function.
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)
# *rusty chainsaw noises*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# is he getting new batteries?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# IMPOTENT ROBO-RAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)
# ROBO FOLLOW-THROUGH RAGE
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Yay!
RAAAAAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# ace!
gold star for robot boy.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)
# icockphoto?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)
# :P
couldnt be bothered shopping it out
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Made me giggle
:-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# yay - that is trule and utterly wonderful... I love his face!


where's Freebs, I need to to force me to draw something else so I don't keep pic whoring...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Busy, but easily distracted
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# yup
I'll realGaz him in a minute and get him to distract me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Far, far too busy
Can I distract you instead?
*distracts*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# oooooh
pert!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Well it's cold in here
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# still,
all those clothes must be confining...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# All those what now?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)
# :D
nothing .... forget I said anything.

More Buckfast?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# No more for me, still recovering from fizz yesterday
Psst - 'draw an umbrella being used as a boat by a forlorn looking chinese emperor in a fish pond'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)
# okay - not that you want much like....
(you had a good meal with Mr. T then?)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Bloody gorgeous meal
Followed by far too much champers.

(Request from freebs, not me)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# freebs is a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Bee Jar?
is that like a wasp box?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# similar
but not as good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I see bees of green
Red roses road lines too ....


(.. but they're too brown)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# And I don't like the font
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# FONT?
FONT? That there is my hand caligraphy what is draw with the use of a trackball... font!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# I don't like this or that either
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# give 'im your font speech!!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# We are gathered to christen this child
Wait, wrong font
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# QUICK
this one's sprung a leak!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)
# hahahaha
*office giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)
# No, it's a bit too this
IMO
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I thought it was a bit more that
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# >:¬|
what is being said here?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# nothing sweetness
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)
# *forgets everything*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)
# That reminds me of monkey drummer.
(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# what's monkey drummer then?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I always hated these things...
...until now!



CF taking it to the MAX (53kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# hahaha
fletch-a-sketch!

needs desktop version
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Chevy Chase won't work for anybody else!
WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# WOO!
hazzar! for fletch!

i got it for £3 in tesco and watched it with a hangover whilst mrs thor was away.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Etch-A-Sketches do nothing
unless you twiddle the knobs.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)
# you're thinking of TV
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Its such a good film...
I watched Fletch Lives a month or two ago, for the first time since it came out, and it was nowhere near as bad as I remembered it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)
# i have always avoided it
iis it worth a rent?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)
# It's worth a watch, yes
Normal sequel rules apply though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# from memory i think i prefer fletch lives
but i'd need to see it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# He holds the phone well.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)
# This makes me a little sad
Then I giggle and forget
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)
# that is genie arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)
# ace!
would definitely buy this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Toaster of DEATH!!
(scowners shagged his mum on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# it's too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# sorry
this is still making me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Heh heh - me too
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# thus gives you cancer
steathl letal!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I don't like this or that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)
# It is too this and too that, that's why
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# How's THIS you complacent asses?!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# pfft
eat more fucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# *eats fucksocks*
I am fucking DONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Its brown bread
to make you brown bread LOL
(scowners shagged his mum on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)
# sorry about this..


it started out to be something different - then I got a parking ticket this morning..
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# parked somewhere illegally were we?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)
# ^ this
I bellowed at someone for doing that the other day.
(Pachey, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# You'd have a field day bellowing here
Red lines mean nothing to most people.

In fact regarding parking it's a bloody free for all no matter what colour the lines or how many there are.
/parking blog

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Actually, red lines do mean nothing to me
/rural northern type blog

seriously, what do they mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)
# No parking, no stopping, don't even think about slowing down
no stopping don't even think about slowing downYou will be shot.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)
# DON'T LOOK AT THE LINES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# vienna.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Absolutely no stopping at all under any circumstances
I don't know, I think they're just double yellows with delusions of grandeur
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# I always think that the red lines
have the same rules as double yellows but with added "else you will be shot".

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# ^ this
(Pachey, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# they're yellow lines
dressed up nice so you can take them out to dinner... but they're not wearing any knickers because because it's your anniversary
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Ok
That one strayed into the realms of fantasy :)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# red dress naw nikas
/is git norther as oot pet why aye man spuggy yuv wasted yur life man nickie!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# THANKS EVERYONE!
I have learned something today!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I've taught you NOTHING
if anything - I've lead you astray into a nawty realm of sexy lines who don't wear panties
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)
# yes
but it has been an education all the same
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)
# we've laughed, we've cried
we've had some fun and we've all learned a little bit about each other... and about ourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Thanks, Orco!
*shit-eating grin*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# until next time - have a great time and I hope you'll join us again
for more Celebrity Pagan Human Sacrifice Live; the post-scarifice BBQ.

Good night :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# ewww!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# urghhhhhhhhhhhh
*thinks of red lines*
that must chafe
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)
# HEMROIDS
bana nana nana!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)
# bana nana nana!
phone?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Now do red ones
Eeew, actually, don't!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)
# STOP MINDPISSING ME!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)
# needs a surprise



...a horse maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)
# ...
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)
# I don't get it
but it's better than me
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)
# *HUG*
*flee*



Two can play at that game!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)
# *chase*
*fall*
*bang knee*
*cry*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)
# *points*
*laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# SON! I raised you better than that
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
# argh!
i mean
*mercy kills*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# That's better :)
Now, how are you son?
Have you seen your pops, or boozy uncle today?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# ummm...ye-
noooooooo....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Aw
Bless

*run back*
*glomp*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# *smugs*
I got glomped
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# is that a robinson's marmalade gollywog?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)
# With thanks to Mictoboy....


I don't need to tell you the title, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)
# shiger!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Tark!
[a the otter]
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Shagger, shurely
The wonderful thing about shaggers
Is shaggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of
SHARK!!

Or is it called catfish? Shere Khan? Paws?
(Munin, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 1:09, archived)
# that is unbelievably fucking awesome work
edit: I've just clicked "I like this" so hard that my finger went through the mouse, the desk and the floor of the room and embedded itself up to the second knuckle in the skull of kieth from marketing. I'm writing this by wiggling my finger and controlling his motor cortex.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I agree
Don't tell him that there is already such a thing as a tiger shark...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
# gotcha
*taps side of nose*
our little secret eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
# There is such a thing as a Wolf Spider too,
but that didn't stop me earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
# *bam*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)
# p.s.
do a crane fly
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)
# magnique!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
# All kinds of awesome!
Woooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# this is rather well executed
i may click i like this,

*ponders
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I noticed last night you were having trouble connecting
Sorry it was yonks before I went back onto the board.
Everything was abandoned due to the ISP where the server is hosted suffering from severe borkery.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)
# i'll try again next time.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# That's really good
are you going to do mine? It was almost the same.



460
(Pachey, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Bengal Fish?
Lovely work!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# fuck me, it's my b3taday
I had no idea

(woo to pic too I suppose)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)
# surprise happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# thankya
I love surprises, I even trawl dark alleyways looking for them
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)
# For surprise sex!
Happy B3taday!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# danke
*follows flowerpot to dark alley*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
Have cayke!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHappy b3taday!
*explody things with like streamers and glitter and stuff bursting everywhere*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Yay! Happy b3taday!
*caykes*
*proceed to fuck as requested*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)
# *watches with besmusement*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# happy b3taday
I have been stuffing myself with cayke all day
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
# at my expense!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)
# happy b3day!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# rowr!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# YARG
LOEPARDOLPHIN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# or something


and woo
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# hahaha!!!
Lovely! :D I think I must now then, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)
# I think I recognise him.

is it a lemon shark?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Fuck!
I was about to do something like this!

Thank goodness you posted first - it wouldn't have been this good ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Ta!
I was just thinking it could do with baby remains floating around the tiger, as the dollar bill floats away.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Hmmm
I don't really fancy googling for baby remains... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)
# haha
try 'baby' and 'flymo accidents'
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# wow! very nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)
# that is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)
# wow
that's stunning
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I think I just shat myself
That's terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 16:59, archived)
# super stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 2 Oct 2007, 5:54, archived)
# My attempt at retro-science fiction
Impractical flying cities, a blimp, some sort of flying car and - very important - something with a dome:

Click for big

(ArtRage + Photoshop)
(The thing in the middle is supposed to be some sort of gas-collecting terraforming thing.)

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)
# ooooh!
super funky!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)
# interesting!
that one in the distance looks like bespin

*kills self*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha
I just googled that expecting it to be some godawful meatspin variant ... only to discover it is something much, much worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
# haha beespin
*imagines*

*pukes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# *registers domain*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Beespin!
you spin me right round... honey...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
# NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
my star wars brother!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# it's very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Ooh! Very funky!
You've earned a steampunk hat
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)
# nice hat
you are Isambard Kingdom Brunel AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
# love the hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Yours is better
but it can't do racoons - seems to be stuck on rabbits

(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)
# it needs recallibrating, in the meantime try this one on
www.drstrange.co.uk/b3ta/guillotine.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Woohoo!
You are sex!

(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Yay for steampunk,
best of all the SF sub-genres!
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# well... it's ONE of the better ones
never say "best" "die" or "never".
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)
# what about horses?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)
# your call
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)
# I like this a lot
It kind of reminds me of an old cartoon, it was called something like Space High School or something.

Yours is obviously much better. woop!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Galaxy High?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
# that's the one!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Lovely stuff!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# This is bloody amazing
have 700 woos
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# oo this is v nice
reminds me of amoebaboy's blimp thing from the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# cool
I likes that
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Squeezing one out...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)
# woo!
nice, quite scary. It was scarier for me at first because I thought the iris was an anus.

Edit: It's a sad day for society when everyone knows exactly what a gaping anus looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Glad it's not just me
I was getting my 'Holy shit, NSFW' speech ready
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)
# oh,
you and your speeches!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)
# I don't do speeches on here often, do I?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)
# no mistress......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)
# that^^
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)
# this
plus the sqeezing one out...
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)
# that didn't help...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)
# plus one should never strain
/grapes of wrath blog
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)
# I'm glad it wasn't
It might have been too brown
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I'd like one of these

(Sorry it's a bit Esther Rantzen)
(Gobshite, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)
# there's one there
QUICK! snag it!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)
# they should be cheap in Czech Republic. After all
Bublifuk vyuívá principu povrchového naptí a proudu vzduchu.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Close...
...Slovak Rep.
(Gobshite, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Bublifucksocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)
# hmm
tie bublifuky su dnes uz volajake prespekulovane
(picitujeromanov, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# You don't want to imagine Esther Rantzen and a Bublifuk
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)
# thanks for that
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Any time!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)
# In Soviet Russia Bubblegum blows you
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)
# sexytiem
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)
# mmmmm soapy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# my first go at those!


and my hangover is better.

And pimp my puppet for compo
 |
V
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# woo!
day off on wed! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I forgot about that!
I need food!

It took me a while to figure out why they where celebrating the day of the unit. I though it was some metric stuff.

In the other news: I just got head from a 40K yo neanderthal! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# wow
did she give you a hairy tit wank?


too far?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# Bummer! I forgot to ask about the sex!
Does it count if it's a fossil?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
# o_O
... I suppose it could've been worse. If you videoed it, you could educate america with it.

also, I would be happy to have a day of celebration for moving away from imperial measurement.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# the imperial system is far superior to the fucking metric bollocks
cos you can divide things by three, as well as four
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# mmmm metric bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)
# yes, but I went to primary school in the 80s
so when people talk to me in inches, I find it hard to understand properly, having said that, I only know my height in feet, which brings me further confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)
# ah
i've had to measure stuff a lot of the previous few years, and i find imperial much easier to use

the only cunt is doing mental conversions in wickes in order to get the right size bitsa of wood
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)
# we had a muppet challenge fairly recently
robots, however, are perrenially ace
                    \/\/\/\/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# did you
or anybody else
watch london ink last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# not me
i was too busy crying and playing the blues
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# silly boy
don't you know playing the blues leads to crying?
and vice versa?

anyway, some guy got a robot tattooed on his leg.
it was awesome.

and a former glamour model got some stars tattooed on her arse.
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# how very odd
i take it that this some sort of 'day in the life of a tatto parlour' type documentary?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# yeh
I see it more as "watch people regrettably scar themselves for life with something hideous or innane"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I quite like the idea of getting a tattoo
but I really don't know what to get.

I wouldn't be getting stars or daft shite like that. I'd want something meaningful.

Since you are tattooed, how did you choose yours, apart from the more obvious recent one. You've got a 05 don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# i have a very stylised dragon
cos i was born in the year of the dragon

an 05
cos my son was born in 2005

and an on off switch set to off
cos i'm a poncy pretentious cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Will you get an 08 as well then?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)
# i'm going to get
VIII

(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Where?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)
# in a tattoo shop
*spangs self*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)
# there *points*
i'm just kidding!

at a tattoo parlour

i'm still kidding

on my right shoulder next to the 05
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I see
are you chinese? :P

Just kidding.

Cool, that's fair enough, I would like a tattoo that meant something, but not much has happened in my life so far. I might get a tattoo for the girl I manage to go out with for more than 6 months...

Tattoos that mean something obviously aren't always good www.flickr.com/photos/40865443@N00/499142480/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)
# sweet mother of god
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:52, archived)
# fuck the Lord
that's poor
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
# :(
that' sthe worse thing ever! I really cannot look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
# bloody hell thats bad
but I have a feeling this guy is going to regret this in a few years
www.bmeink.com/A70925/high/bmepb616337.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)
# That guy's got enormous tits
...for a guy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# *drowns in mindpiss*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)
# I also hope this guy is a girl
otherwise dibs on moobs!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# I think we found the culprit
www.bmeink.com/A70913/high/bmepb609449.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Robots can suck my dick!
 




and perform other tasks as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha
You are the porno Doctor Who. aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
# aceness!
I likes the scales on the wings classy shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# ta.
I forgot the shadow though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)
# sushi :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Killer sushi!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
# lovely stuff
my warhawk stats have only just started updating, and I seem to have been robbed of all my previous stats :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
# yea it updated me as a wingman...dunno how but I'm not complaining :D

lost some awards though, not had much time to play it :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)
# hehe
lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)
# unexpected tenticules!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# wasn't he an ancient Greek philosopher?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# oops, sorry
*zips up fly*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# good lord!
was that an ancient Greek philosopher?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# indeed it was
massivecockoclese
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!
haha genuine office-lolage

silly, nawty Mink!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# *acknowledges standing ovation*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I know sockrates was
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# yay!
I love sock, and sock with a sexy philosophical beard is double-plus good!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# oroight missus
sorry i didn't say hello earlier, i was terribly hungry after that shoppage. now I'm back and full as a cucumber and life is good with my instant cappuccino mixed with proper coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# nothing more filling than a cucumber
'ningles!

coffee - good plan
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# o_O
dirty, dirty girl

what about a marrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# depends on the girth
cucumber's doable but I was once defeated by a butternut squash
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# *pleasing mental imagery*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
#
dirty, dirty Mink
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# did i say pleasing?
i meant disturbing*




*arousing
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)
# O_O
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Oh just look at them!
Butternut squashes are asking for it!

Don't tell me it has never occured to you ....
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:47, archived)
# hahahaha
oh my goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)
# *blushes*
Occurred, yes. Attempted, no....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)
# You obviously don't go vegetable shopping in the right company
...
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)
# Don't buy butternut squash full stop
It's expensive, a bugger to prepare and so not worth it.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)
# I quite like it actually
but I could be being overly sentimental hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)
# it's never occurred to me
I put a bacardi breezer bottle up my arse when I was 17 but it almost sucked my insides out. That is how I learned about vacuums.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)
# *bam*
and awaaaaayyyyyy over the hills on my magical horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Urghhhhhhhhhh
bacardi breezer

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)
# PAEDO!
only kidding, i still have a firm grip of my dummy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# *gooses*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Ninjas 11- The unnecessarily animated one
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
# yes please
woo!

(it's a bit blue ....)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)
# that was un-neccessary
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# As requested by Barbarossa, a Flamingorilla!


I can't resist a challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# That is all the aceness!



Cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:20, archived)
# :)
quite fun! Cheers for the suggestion!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)
# nice
It would be cool to see it without the beak thing so it's just got mad hair
(I helped save b3ta! w3rthers because you're someone very special too, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Daigoro!!!!!!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Shogun assasin FTW!
compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)
# technically
he's an asassin, but not a ninja :(
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:31, archived)
# no one here's gonna know the difference...
And he's a disgraced shogun, so he can be a ninja if he wants
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:44, archived)
# ok
then :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 14:51, archived)

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