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# im working on a new style of pic


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(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Square Bear
Has all the hair!

GRRRRRRRR!!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Square Bear
Has all the hair.
He's without a care.
In his lair.
Eats a pear.
Goes to the fair.
Gets caught in a snare.
And says a prayer.
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)
# in a chair

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:59, archived)
# beware
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:00, archived)
# eating steak medium rare
singing 'Londonderry Air'
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)
# without a care
but with considerable flair
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:03, archived)
# But he won't share
his half-dead mare
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)
# tyre lost all its air
good job he had a spare
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)
# I like that new style of pic!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:09, archived)
#


What? Does it make me look fat?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Young man
Theres no need to feel down
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)
# he's on a boat filled with seamen
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Oh god, forgive me, but I just realised what the punchline shudda been:
BUM BUM BUM, BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!

Kill me now, I hate me...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)
# anything can happen
in the next half hour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)
# And from the looks of it
probably will.
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Those things on their shoulders aren't epaulettes,
and I think they might be variable speed! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:58, archived)
# buzz
cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:59, archived)
# never mind those...!
maybe they're replacement gas cannisters for his sodastream. Always handy to have a couple of spares.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:10, archived)
# soda stream is cack
slightly cola-flavoured fizzy shite is not my idea of a refreshing beverage, no matter what international rescue thinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:15, archived)
# But they did do remarkable things
to milk!! Tho you only ever try it once....
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:18, archived)
# i never tried it once
i hate milkshakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)
# sodastreams
were indeed an unmitigated waste of carbon dioxide. Although...Milk, you say?

*considers looking on ebay*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:25, archived)
# It does more than shake it,
more like explode it!

it's not dissimilar to the mintos in the diet cola effect, spectacularly messy!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Sounds like
good harmless lactic fun!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Not
when your auntie gets home and see's the state of the kitchen!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Ninjabation
(Who blew luigi, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Hello you!
I maded a freesia . . . it's down there

EDIT: freesia

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)
# ^THIS!
there are some twisted minds out there, huh sis?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Donnie should watch out for that one!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)
# this frightens me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Imagine how the Samurai felt
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha!
also how in the hell did he manage to get them to fly down like that. have you never tried pissing while in that state, down is the last direction anything goes.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:38, archived)
# he's a ninja, he can change the laws of physics with his brain
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)
# If he can just wank out a crescent moon...
...he'll have made a pretty Turkish flag!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:40, archived)
# sick fucker
ow ow ow ow
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Trying to design some shirts
with vague refrences to my animations on them.
So out of curiosity how many of you like the look of this:

(ignore the sample watermark, thats just to stop them image thieves)
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Pwaoing!
whoop
(Krowten, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)
# I do!
If it's not too expensive, I would order a shirt with that on it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)
# How much is too expensive for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Dunno
I'd say about 25 euros?

But don't mind me. I've been known to buy 50 euro shirts too.

about 20 euros would be nice though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Hmm how much is that in pounds..
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)
# 0.01
probably

/edit: just saw the £ 14.90 shirts on your site....that'll do nicely

And now, I'm off for today
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Would you like to buy
A 10GBP shirt? (hint hint)

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Hmmm
not really my style, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Ha, lovely
i like it lots. Hatstand always works on tshirts.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:34, archived)
# smashing!
I personally wouldn't wear it as it prolly doesn't come in XXXXXXXXXL

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Don't bowler hats come with prints on them?
If not, I think they should
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:37, archived)
# There's a shop in Edinbugger
that does alllll colours of bowler and topper

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Cor
you could have a gold rimmed magenta one!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)
# and sequins.
 
and possibly feathers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Mmmmm
'ning Rapi!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:12, archived)
# AND A MIGHTY FINE NING IT IS TOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)
# where would you get the t-shirts done, out of interest?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)
# some printing place
im looking into it, theres a few places
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)
# i'm after a uk version of cafepress, in that it does printing on demand rather than bulk stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Oh
Then use spreadshirt.net, basically like a europe based cafepress..
Im after bulk though :B
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:47, archived)
# ta :)
will look into it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)
# cafe press seem ok
i've not used them for printing stuff, but the waspbox tee i ordered was cheaper than over here, including postage, and i had it in just over a week.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:05, archived)
# yeah but i wince at the idea of contributing to unnecessary airfreight
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# It's great!
...but I saw one just like it at Top Man the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Great!
Can you do it without the cartoon, and the white text? Just the 'SAMPLE' would be good.

Just kidding, I likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)
# This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.



Before God I swear this creed.

Click for Eternal Salvation
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:21, archived)
# *aplauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I must master my rifle as I must master my life
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Without me, my rifle is useless
without my rifle, I am useless
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Before God I swear this creed.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Praise the Lord
and pass the ammunition.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Amen!
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:28, archived)
# .
There are no atheists in foxholes where the ducks ride dragons, the pidgeons carry nightsticks,
and monkies play bagpipes.... wait...what the hell was in my water?

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)
# there are no foxes
in my hole, thank you very much!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)
# What kinda
imagery is this!?
(Krowten, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I believe it's the artform know as BLASPHEMY!
Like that guy that pissed on a picture of Jesus and called it Art... I would've called it Nigel...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Wow
Most excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Hahahaha did him a fat lot of good!
Actually, one of my fantasies is to travel back in time to the Roman imperial court with an M16 and take out the Imperial Senate whilst listening to 'I've got the power' on an iPod
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)
# aim high
yeah, why not
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Pfffft
iPod
(Krowten, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Oops!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I think this station has played Jump by Van Halen
about once every hour... I don't think I'll ever need another station.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Aztec Camera's cover FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:47, archived)
# wow!
wiss ziss mr m3essential, you ah reeglly spolink oos.

That is fabulous, sir. *clicks painfully hard*

Edit: Jesus H. Christ! I didn't know they pinned Kings of the Jews that high!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)
# bloody hell
you've gone all deep and meaningful on us.

top class image sir.
*clicked
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Can you hear the crack of the anti-aircraft guns?

and thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)
# i believe i can.
the more i look at this the more i like it.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)
# I had a downed AH-64 Apache in there too, but it was looking crowded
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Did you draw that?
It's very good.
(Pachey, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:26, archived)
# no, not I
biblia.com/passion/jesus-crucfying-70.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)
# with a slight tweak it could be
jeebus clipping his toe nails.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)
# Nicely shopped though
Please take this woo and handle it with care.
(Pachey, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Thanks!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)
# I'm sure his helmet should say,
"When i die, bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass!"
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)
# ooo, his poor back!
or has someone been throwing tomatoes at him?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Fantastic!
Is he in the Salvation Army?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Weekend of Prayer and Bombing
for the U.S. victims of our heroic Imperial Occupation

September 28-30 2007
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Aha!
they'll be them 'love bombs' the Moonies are so fond of.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)
# woah.
 
Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)
# May not be accurate..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:20, archived)
# arf!
and that last frame looks rude to my jaded eyes
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:28, archived)
# surely if your eyes were jaded
it wouldn't look rude

and if your eyes were jaded, they'd be heavy, and quite hard to see out of

hmm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)
# That top frame is the theatre in Hereford
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Yes yes yes
but how much is it worth?!
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Hahaha
truly hatstand!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Wiiiiiiiiii!
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:06, archived)
# stealth wii?
woo
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Woo for a Wii?
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Woo Wii
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeee
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:13, archived)
# this is most splendid.
also when did my images and search appear at the top of this page?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:15, archived)
# search ages ago
my images in the last week
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:16, archived)
# i really must pay more attention.
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Hadn't noticed the search
*investigates*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:21, archived)
# WEWT!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Needs more
Puu
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:18, archived)
# the wii-mote product id is
POO-WC45
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)
# oui oui we wii
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)
# wiiwoo!
(I helped save b3ta! TheDiscoKing is the train station, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Ehh...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Christ
that's freakily woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:42, archived)
# :)
Cheers.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Howard
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Gotta hand it to her . . .
looks like the dieting works !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:45, archived)
# SPAM!
Scataology works!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:52, archived)
# "EUGH! You put your willy in mummy's bits? Thats DISGUSTING!"
a proud father indeed you must be :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:55, archived)
# now you've just got to find out who put her up to it :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Indeed,
it was out of the blue.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:09, archived)
# i'm not even going to try and understand.
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:45, archived)
# great job!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:55, archived)
# she must get awful problems with people jizzing down her neck hole
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Don't we all !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:03, archived)
# well, i put a blanket over my neckhole
so i only have to worry about people jizzing on my blanket
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:05, archived)
# You have skills
I am in envy of your blanket.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:07, archived)
# ^^this
i am also in envy of your blanket.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:21, archived)
# that's invisiabliscious!

is anyone else watching Countdown on More 4? Weird.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:06, archived)
# the more i look at it
the more i like it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:06, archived)
# That's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:15, archived)
# I've had her

nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Love it!
 


Woo, and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:56, archived)
# probably been done before, but....
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Poor score.
Nice way to include a loop though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:23, archived)
# I like the explode effect
it was like christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Bob never learns
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Not at all bad
Have a shy woo:

woo
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Yes it is.....
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
# dear god
WHY???
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:00, archived)
# For the getting of the hos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)
# how many of the hos srsly go for that?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)
# 14
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)
#
shop please.
*Edit: Seriously. Isn't this just a photo?
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Since when
is B3ta Fark?
(Krowten, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Oi you horrible lot
Go here and join the b3ta room
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)
# done.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:04, archived)
# FUCKING YES.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I get "Argh something went wrong try again" a lot.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)
# This.

Edit: I'm in! But there's no asteroids.
I know space is mostly empty but it makes for a shit game.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I
was impossibly bad at that.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Dear Koit
Why is the man batting his big testicle with what appears to be a spatula?

yours sincerely,

Mrs Wow (Captain)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Those crazy foreigners do that for a living
fact
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Batting your genitals with a spatula for money?
Where can I enrol?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)
# 1 abroad street
Abroadness
Crazy foreigner land

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:12, archived)
# *books flight*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:15, archived)
# i thought
he was applying polyfiller into the creases
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Jamie, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)
# that's obviously not the case.
Wishful thinking will get you nowhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:12, archived)
# he's got some balls
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Obviously I apologise for...
......this
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Look at that willy.
My goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Yayayayayya
that's the blighter !!

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:07, archived)
# i have two of those.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Little fat brown men?
Awww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)
#
...but how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Mr Hoppy!
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)
# !
What is that complaint called?
What causes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Elephantiasis
or summat similar.

Normally caused from a worm, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Oh that
Elephantitis I think it's called.

I didn't realise it could affect the rude bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)
# oh yeah
I'm sitting here now with a 12 stone penis.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Correct
It's caused by parasitic filarial worms in your lymph system...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Complaint:
Dear Mr Spatula Maker

Your spatula does not decrease the size of my genital, no matter how much I tap it tenderly.

yours,

Snazzy Hat Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:17, archived)
#
ans.
1. he's hung like a gnat.
2. women never being satisfied.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Oi!
NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)
# My 6 year old just asked
"how does the seed get from there, below your willey" at this point she coyly gestures towards my groin "into Mummy's bits to make the baby and the placenta?"
"Well, what have men got that women haven't got?" I enquired.
"A smaller hole, down there."
"Which on a man is in his . . ."
"His willy. So the seed comes out of your willy?"
"yes, the seed comes out of my willy." This is made no easier by Jim crying with silent laughter and the middle girl in TEAM MANLEY calmly listening in and eating a Müller yoghurt.
"But how do you get it into Mummy?"
"Well, I put my willy into mummy."
EUGH! You put your willy in mummy's bits? Thats DISGUSTING!"

I am a proud father,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:38, archived)
# hahahahahahaahhahaha
that's class.

Have I added to your misery ?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Not at all.
I have yet to receive a date though =;¬(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)
# oh, umm
sorry, I'm on the phone....
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm almost crying too
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:56, archived)
# if there's anything worse than an obvious microsoft gag

it's an obvious microsoft gag with sci-fi references
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:50, archived)
# What do I win if I get the references but not the gag?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)
# You can have my copy of Vista
Its shite
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)
# No ta.
Whistles and bells, seems to me to be.

Where the fuck is it a tenner for a cuppa?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Please. take it.
*thrusts*

And
just there
    |
   V
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:57, archived)
# arf, but it is an endless cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Good point
*sups*
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Don't you thrust at me young lady, I'll have you know I'm a member of the young conservatives.
I'm not really.

You charge a tenner? For e-tea? You utter arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:58, archived)
# I donated £10 for the tea icon
because I'm a mug

*Titter*
See what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Oh I SEEEEE
Do you reckon if I went on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire I could get away with going on anonymously if I said I was in the witness protection programme? I don't want to embarrass myself by actually appearing, but I want the cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Hehe
Maybe. OR you could use a PixelMask™

Can't find the link right now sorry
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Well you're not forgiven.
Not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:08, archived)
# What was the sci-fi reference above?
I'm still ris-ing
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Hitchhikers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)
# i couldn't be arsed hunting for bigger pictures
but that's a copy of vista in his ill-cropped claw
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:54, archived)
# I'm not very computery, sorry.
In fact, in terms of b3ta membership and skills associated with, I shouldn't even be here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:55, archived)
# Thank goodness for the Norks clause, section 217 1.b
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Thank goodness indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:58, archived)
# heh
i've been here nearly six years, and LOOK AT THE SEAMS
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
# *Looks*
*is shocked and appalled*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)
# heh
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Wah!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
# clicks what?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)
# I don't
know.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)
# My sister has vista.
It's all show and no balls.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
# unlike Koits image up there ^
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)
# your sista with vista
is all show and no balls?

what?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)
# i has kubuntu
which is just swish enough on this crusty old laptop
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Unless
you run something that is incompatible with the new interface like Ableton Live or something that uses OpenGL like SolidWorks, then its just complete balls
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)
# THE FUTURE!
i hope it's true
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)
# haha
class
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:05, archived)
# this is
true with extra true and added fact.
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:00, archived)
# HA
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 7 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Mr SF
You know me as a sci-fi fan. But I am struggling with this one....
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)
# HHGTTG
You've got to know where your towel is.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:17, archived)
# chenobble knows
deep thought was the computer that was created to calculate the ultimate answer to life, the universe and everything. it probably wasn't running aero
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Sorry mate
I never did watch or listen to HHGTTG

But I feel enlightened by the explanationage
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Well, I got it
The HHG reference AND the MS reference.
What do I win?

And be glad Deep Thought didn't run Vista. We'd still be waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 21:11, archived)
# SUPERHAPPY70SHIPPYCATMAN!
I don't know. Why not?



Ok so it's slightly over. But only just. And that's because photoshop lies.


:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Animal cruelty:
It's trippy!
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:48, archived)
# How is he being cruel?
He's merely proferring his pink pussy to the camera in an affable, 'I-look-much-like-Kevin-Smith' way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# The cat's pink.
www.10news.com/news/13799759/detail.html
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:58, archived)
# for some reason that refuses to load.
I dropped hair dye once onto my cat's head when I was dyeing my hair. He was called Gorbachev for AGES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Bet he roleplays.
Bet he's an elf.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)
# a sex elf. From the future.
la-la-laaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)
# yaya!
i enjoy teh arty fluff
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Well that's all good then
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Drop the acid . . .
not the cat . . . man !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)
# dinnerdinnerdinnerdinner catmaaaaan
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:53, archived)
# only just is .6kb
this is a massive 3.6 kb over the maximum.
i demand you delete this thread now, and then post an imageless thread in a minute from which you may hurl some abuse.

also there is not enough brown in this image, ochre is close but it's not proper brown.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:58, archived)
# What's all this brown nonsense?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7663181#post7663260

towards the end, his previous two posts were a tad big, the images were fine, just a wee bit on the large side
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)
# I'm still at a loss
but that's hardly a new situation to find myself in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:05, archived)
# this bit
www.b3ta.com/board/7663240

the brown comment got picked up, and has kept us amused all day. of course now you're highly paid city wizzkid with no time in your busy schedule for us i don't expect you to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Oh I seeeee
:-(


I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better I hate it so much it sometimes makes me cry a little.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:10, archived)
# i'm sad now
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Only sometimes. It's a very stressful job.
Sorry dude. Um... *beams* all better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)
# delightful
woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Fankoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Oh, huff that kitten!
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Its not like we haven't all done exactly the same thing at some point

Click for animation. (NSFW)
I wish i could work out how to make it smaller- but currently it’s on the slightly heftier side of 700kb.
Probably not safe for work due to mischievous acts.

[Edit- now loops...]
(Chunkmiester Isn't happy with all this "not smoking" nonsense., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
#
*twitch*
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# a) not NSFW
b) not looped!?
Edit: or is it? It was on "fin" for ages so I closed it..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Finnish for moose is hyrvi. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Hmm.
Did you try to carve your name into it with an interspace toothbrush given to you by your half-brother Svenge?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Not this time.
I learnt after the last one. couldn't get the ragu out of the curtains for AGES...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)
# I love Moosii
best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)
# NSFW?
I don't know in what area of Atlantis that's considered porn, but I couldn't understand it.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Exactly
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Sorry chief,
i'm a bit new to this game so i was just covering myself. Your boss may have been offended by brief frames of animal/human-stick bow-chika-wow-wow.
(Chunkmiester Isn't happy with all this "not smoking" nonsense., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)
# It doesn't look like, and isn't porn
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Not to YOU
but then we can't all be vanilla....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Or retards.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)
# I can but dream...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:57, archived)
# do you actually mean two beans?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)
# My research for this piece indicated
that "beans" was the "in word" for a certain brand of class A substance with a keen following of ravers, and possibly the Dutch.
(Chunkmiester Isn't happy with all this "not smoking" nonsense., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Oh I see.
I haven't thought about those in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)
# I see
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# you baby
with your fuck ugly car
your fuck ugly car
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)
# hehe!
Glad you found time to blow up an orphanage on such a busy night out.
I think the fades and the soft edge brush are what makes it 700kB.
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:52, archived)
# aaaaaaahhhahhahah!
 
FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(1.618..., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# feggin
leefall.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)
# This is splendid.
But I'm posting this anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Sizeing it up . . . shorthand is the preferred method.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# s....s....s.....s.....s....s
In other news, I have no idea what's going on here. She has lovely legs though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# bet they are a bit nasty now though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Depends on when she died, and whether she was preserved.
You never know, she might taste like something akin to pickled onions. Except bigger and girl shaped.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)
# that just makes me hungry
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)
# I concur
RIS but lovely legs. And well animated.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Now shop
Michael J Fox onto it.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)
# one-way
please.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# or another
I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Are these my songs you are referencing ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:09, archived)
# hahahahahha
*insert brown-eye pun here*
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)
# insert what where ?
;)

Yo Pp's
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# hello fella
things are shite here, how's things with you?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Eeep
not good mate.

Fairly ok to be fair, apart from the pain literally in my ass. Well, my tail bone really....it's hard to sit down.

Cue ass pumping jokes and stuff. I really haven't and I don't know how it happened.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)
# you that as well?
its fucking sore.

(has it for 5 months now)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Yeah
You got it too then ?
Have you managed to work out why ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# yep and no idea
how i got it, seems it can be as simple as sitting down wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:24, archived)
# It's really uncomfortable
especially considering I kind of need my ass for sitting down.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:26, archived)
# hope it's only temporary mate,
mine started as an arse-ache
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)
# Aaaah
hope so too buddy.
I'm kind of hoping it's just where I sit down weird to surf the net, you know, slouching big style in the chair.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:23, archived)
# trousers around the knees,
mouse in one hand, hampton in the other.
Not good for the posture mate.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# haha
yeah I know, but great for the endorphins !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# oh the
huge-manatee
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# They're making eyes at me
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Either she needs
glasses . . . or . . . eye need contacts !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Maybe she's born with it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Are you still not
raping me today ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Nope, not today
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)
# aargh
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)
# mmmm leela-like
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Lovely as conjoined cyclops girls are (do they do porn?)
FUCKING THREADDELETY BASTARD

(not you koit)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)
# ^This
All of it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# I 3rd this
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Are you a koit like them rubber ring things we had in school?
Or were they spelt quoit?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# They are pronounced the same
but I believe, and this can be double-checked through the medium of the prod, that I am NOT made of rubber.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# *prod*
Oh I see.

*prod*

That bit's much harder than the bit I prodded before.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Uh huhhh
not any more......
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# :O Is you dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Something has expired
;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Yeah, but I'm sure it'll be fine *chews*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# "Quoit"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)
# FAO "THREAD DELETEY BASTARD"
I wouldn't delete threads, old chap. It irritates the natives and heaven alone knows what they'll type next.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# We'll type him/her to DEATH, that's what.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)
# lo capt'n!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Top o' the evening to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:32, archived)
# For a brief time in 1862
the Scots Guards had a golden eagle for commander. It was their proudest moment.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Much as I like this...

Edit: Woo, 'tis nice!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# too brown?
buggrit.

GAME FUCKING OVER MAN.

Edit: thank you
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)
# That's no moon etc.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
# I wonder if he's still on the board
lurking and watching the imaginative pictures spawning from his incoherent rant?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)
# It's great fun, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Certainly is
I suspect it was done on purpose. I hope so, otherwise I fear for the safety of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)
# ^This
But still, it gave me a chuckle reading it when I got home today
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:08, archived)
# I was reading it soon after I got to work
A good way to start the day.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)
# I love hamtouchers.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:14, archived)
# better than today
being commanded by an American bald headed eagle!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Many make the comparison
especially as this handsome chap shaved his hair off and absconded south to join the Union forces in the American Civil War.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Mmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)
# that's superbly random
well done to you
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)
# You know
that shit does happen in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# I believe 'twere Tiberius
made his donkey a senator. I've not heard of a golden eagle as a commander but to be honest it wouldn't surprise me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Trip to the woods.

first attempt at one of these!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Nicely! This was my first and only:

Nuts on the road! Nim! Nim! Nim!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)
# marvellous!
After this post, I've had it!

Cause I am fucking DONE! Game over man. Game over!
;)


Good night b3ta!

(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
# have you just
lost the game?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# I hate you... :p
And great work Mr. Pizza. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:00, archived)
# mr pizza?
i'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:23, archived)
# me!
(i prefer being called pickle)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Nice one
I've never tried one because I'd only cock it up. You have more skills than I.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 18:56, archived)
# you need this
www.maidenart.co.uk/tutorials.php

also a splendid anim from pickled pizza. woo, yay etc.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)
# To the woods . . . to the woods !
Every bit of this trip is extraordinarily WOO !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)
# And what a lovely outing
will they stop off for a picnic ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)
# only to swipe
someone else's pic-a-nic baskets, boo-boo
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)
# the cheeky swines
I approve
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)
# It's cold enough to freesia butt off!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Lovely AND with a pun
you're spoiling us, Dave ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 18:52, archived)
# That's feckin' woo that is
I've lost my Davewoo so you'll have to try and manage with an IGCSW:


(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Was bulbous . . .
is now beautifully c o o l !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:01, archived)
# it is nice
:D
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:01, archived)
# if i had a new woo
i would bestow it upon this. a joyous picture. *le click*
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Oct 2007, 19:05, archived)

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