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# [Quick & Dirty....
I've lost patience with the marquee tools ;?)

The GirlFlower [SF-Wusses -version ;?) ]?

Linky, as NSFW

[Edit: oops sorry, s'night time here in London, linky it goes.. ;?) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Nakeds on the intarwebs!!!!!
Woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)
# NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES
and
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Nicely done...
...but you might want to link that.

Edit: There we go. Now the Mods wont get all pissy.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)
# its hardly porn, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:39, archived)
# bloody hippy!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:40, archived)
# I never said it was.

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Yeah, I'd be more worried about my boss seeing a giant spunking magenta cock than this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Wow111
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)
# *rushes off to Kew Gardens*
*Rams the gate with stolen beast of a car*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:41, archived)
# faaaace swaaaaaap


original pic:
img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/2TrinnySuzPA_468x435.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# wahahahah
i hate them so much
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)
# ...
I think with this picture you know to keep clear, with other pictures you're enticed to trust them when they're clearly sirens of some sort.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)
#
GODDAMMIT, THEY STOLE MY IDEA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
# I don't know if I still love horses now
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)
# keep the faith !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# yay for horses!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# I shall print that off
and stick it to the front door during the festive period, to scare off carol singers and other undesirables.
(Glenn with his latest username still can't decide, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Funniest work moment of my life was a former wanker of a boss, Darren, who owns Bigpictures
being interviewed by these two bints about fashion and style

he's not just fat, in his fourties, without any dress sense, runs a completely wank company, supplying dodgy photographs for working class wankers who read shit like the red-tops,

but had a twat of a hairstyle involing about three sprayed colours

and thinks he's cool

his entire company shed tears when this interview occured
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Arrrrgh!
Man! Dey is ugly!


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Every aspect of this image gives me the fear.
Have a pearoast followed by my goodnight wishes...



Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Still
would (both of them).
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Haha! Bloody hell
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:40, archived)
# deborah meeden from dragons den has got real skinny.

but she's always had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:46, archived)
# yay face swap
have one of random people that i've never posted (here)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:55, archived)
# head protection and a handy snack too!
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# The most streamlined of all the fruits
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# NEIN
CUCUMBER
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# YA
WALRUS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# OCH
PUFFINS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)
# I have never viewed the humble banana from this angle
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# toucan!
woo and yay

and everywhere I look today there are bikes, I am begining to feel guilty
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Did
you abuse a bike as a young adult?
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
# the fastest snail in my whole garden
snail
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Oh hai fast snail!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Doomladen ms paint lover, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# But is it a match for Tank Snail?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Yeah great
i like snail.People who don't are real asseholes.
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Rambo's Kitchen Nightmares
What happened when Rambo met Ramsay. Enjoy!
Rambo's Kitchen Nightmares
PSD will be on my on my blog shortly if anyone wants to add to it,

EDIT: soz for the size. I've replaced it with a better compressed one, 200k rather than 700 or what ever it was. Glad you all like the Oliver thing, it took ages. And yes I miss hairytongue too.

and for pudding why not try my Jamie Oliver Pr0n mashup
Jamie does food pr0n

(eyedropper, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# this sequence of events is all too common
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# GEE KNEE US !
Love it, top woo and yay and clicky action !
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# BIGGER!

I do like it though
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Your Jamie Oliver thing is fucking great!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# This
With a cherry on top
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# yay for loonies with kitchen implements!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# *click*
awesomely woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# MASSIVE!
But I couldn't give a fuck. The Rambo thing is good but the Oliver thing is fucking piss funny.

*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# I just watched that load
to large fella, link a thumb or something

And you will get all the woo it deserves
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# ha ha ha ha aha hahahahahaha
jamie "at" home - lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# hahahah
FUCK YOU RAMSAY! I'M RAMBO!
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Can you hear it, pumping on ya

edit: thats better..
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# "You're phonogram is farting!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# nice
I like it, Supergrass reference garnishes the awesomeness of the picture
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# At last, a picture that's nearly the recommended filesize!
Wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I'm definitely doing something wrong!
I have no knowledge of optimization..
*putt's down saucer of milk*
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Meeeewwww!
Save for web option.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I'm doing that. but down from big megs..
I'm using a tiffen dfx filter on some layers.. this is bumping it right up before saving..
maybe just smaller image size is inevitable..
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# 'save for web'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# cool.. thanks for that..;)
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# I just tried saving that image as a jpeg with 25% compression.
43kb and it still looked great.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# OH yeah, compression bit..
forgot that bit..:D
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# I like it this way.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Moar like can you hear it pumping IN ya.

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Sunday, Monday, Happy days
etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# pretty
I made a stereoscopic image earlier

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# ill save that for later im too tired to try..
:D
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# how odd!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)
# thats well cool
:D
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# needed teh original image for it first tho, here's one I did by myself
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Aaaaargh!!!!!
Ghost cars!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# I was looking at a site full of these the other day
but I prefer the stills.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# I dunno
If I had something to view them with I probably would prefer the stills too

wonder how good these sort of things for computer/3d reconstruction would be
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Just do the "magic eye" trick
I find it's quite easy when you get the hang of it.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Back from Top Gear...
(Glenn with his latest username still can't decide, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# STOP POSTING PICTURES OF YOURSELF, PSYCHEDELIC WARLORD
Oh wait.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# I'm James May too?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# You can be whatever you want to be.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# not sure whats worse.. The heads...
or Mays jumper..
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Definitely May's jumper
however, it would make a fine home to a family of pygmies.
(Glenn with his latest username still can't decide, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# suitor
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# PAUL BREDERVELD: CHANNELLING THE CRAYON GODS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# door!
These are so good :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Nice pic, woo
Just came up with this

King Satsuma

King Satsuma was born in 1484, to King Flower Fart and Queen Hinackers. His life as a child was pleasant and full of cream, he had all that he wanted in the world and also in the inter-dimensional world too. His mum ran off with a Donkey to the land of Crimp, where she became a world class fanny ping pong champion. His father went on happily with his life, living it up with as many hoe’s and bitch as he could (He had a thing for garden tools and female dogs), King Flower Fart died at the age of 99 to the power of 10. King Satsuma became king at the age of Wednesday, he was a fair king, who ruled if a mighty dildo (that was rumoured to be 10 foot long). He took a wife, we don’t know who’s wife and from the records neither did he, they were happy together. They ended up having 7 ½ children (the Queen got hungry one night and ate the legs of her least favourite son), during this time many sheep were sodamised by many people. King Satsuma died and took all his family with him, he was that kind of guy, the kingdom was then ruled by a Toad and a Bee, their offspring continue to rule to this day.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt!
broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt! broæt!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# I want to see these animinated
it would be good :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# I want to see these removed...
Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# IT WAS A JOKE...

* roll on the weekday humor
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Good grief....

* Turns of internet till Monday...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# :&
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# .||.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# °.°
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# FIRE!
taken on my crappy baby camera, while i wait for the film to be developed.
[yes, i know, RPS is shit, sorry, i'm just pleased with the pics]


Click for bigger (231KB)


Click for bigger (383KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# I like the 2nd one :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# yeah, i like it too!
these two both came out quite well!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# FIRE POI!!!!
That is fething awesome :D
I havent seen that in yonks.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# hehe
we have a uni Fire Society. tis good.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Can i come to your uni?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# long exposures are cool
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# yeah,
my camera would only go up to half a second though.
and: hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# that took a full 16 second exposure
with practice
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# i got arrested for that
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# actual
lol
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# BURN THEM ALL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# you are without doubt a starter of twisted fire :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# nice pics
whats the move in the lower one?
(poi_boy, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# they're both flowers
but the exposure was too short to show it off properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# RPS CAKE!
found it (from when i was looking for it earlier)


Click for cake (87KB)
and i ate it all myself! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# this is a fine cake
and should have strawberry jam smeared on it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# CAYKE!!
I made rainbow cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)
# that's beautiful, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# i am late but
that is luvly cake and well done
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)
# oooooh, fire
much goodly, I love poi, esp fire poi.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# yeah, tis quite interesting to learn so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# poi is for girlies!
Diabolo ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# double fire staff
yes.
never got on with diablo really - though it has been about a decade since i last tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# by any chance did you go to play festival?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Me, my friend, and his friend made a mathematical music breakthrough
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:56, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Using maths and science to work out awesome.
!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Now if only you could work out the relationship between the three...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# That's physics for you.
maths X eplosions = science
and
(science X explosions) / maths = awesome
so
explosions / maths = awesomeness of science
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# explosions^2=awesome
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# then surely
explosions = the root of awesome
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# so if something is negatively awesome
the its explosion is imaginary
therefore only positively awesome things can be blown up
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# But when you add the explosives.
it's awesomeness is instantaneously increased by:

explosions = awesomness^awesomeness of explosive
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# which will always be positive
so there is nothing that cannot be made to have positive awesomeness blowing it up
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# The great mystery is at last solved!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# good
ill get back to lurking and uni work then
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# oust smells like vinegar
/sells oust (kettle descaler)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Woust!
I thought it was that air freshener that actually defragrances teh air as they so advertise?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# the dettol one smells like refreshers
you know... the sweets and it claims its "air"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# I do now!
And with that, I bid thee goodnight, B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# tara!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# The minimum probability is 5
which is a little high :)
(ErrorCarriedForward, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Depends on the units.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# SCIENCE!
is it me or is b3ta getting slower?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Yes!
I typed this 15 minutes ago!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Its
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# y
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# o
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# u
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# test

nope b3ta hosting is down :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Redex?
NOOOOOOooo...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# yes it is
but its hosted on b3ta :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# g'damn!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# It's back!
And what an image :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# but your test seems to work?
unless im not supposed to see a guy with a bear-mask or something.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)
# i cant see what i just posted
edit : oops thats me - lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
#
:o.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# i can see EVERYTHING!
..woah..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# I want
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# me? ;)
wahey!
edit : i'm assuming you mean the hat... its for kids unfortuanly and was VERY tight (said the vicar to the stripper)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# totally you
b3ta is actually a whole shit-load faster than it was last week
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# WITCHCRAFT!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# HOBBYCRAFT
/pun
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# HOVERCRAFT!
/a boat?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# I can't be the only person who sees this


can I?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# (.)(.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
#
(._|_.)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# boobieslol
:D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# OMGLOLBOOBIESKTHNXBI!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# you're not now
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# yay
we can all see bewbs!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# I think I have to put that into a powerpoint presentation for work.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# do it do it do it do it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Maybe tomorrow. I'm at home with a cold today.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# aww
don't die man :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Take many drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# This is my usual routine for a cold.
They don't make it easy to buy pseudoephedrine these days though.

me "No, I don't have a driver's licence. Never have, never will".

them "Do you have a passport with you?"

me "No."

them "are you sure you're not going to make speed with this"

me "yeah, I've got a cold, so I thought I'd just take the tablets".

them "ok then"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Likelihood of music containing subliminal sexual references


Edit: DAMN YOU DISCOMEATS!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HECK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# ahem
(discomeats is døømed!, Sun 11 Nov, 20:25, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this!, Reply)

(mofaha, Sun 11 Nov,21:08 …)

waaaaaaaaaaæy too slow dude :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# AT LEAST YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU ARE DOOMED AS A RESULT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# oh shit, I'm døømed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# yarr
yarr too much of them maths
(funny_man404 s face is smiling in retarded glee, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Shake your coco-nuts yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Yay
*Shakes coco-nuts*

*Grooves off to consume supper*

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)
# nice :)

shame about the magenta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# honest?
maybe your right.. i think i missed it..
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# everything is better when magenta*
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# is that the quo?
grooovy jukebox time!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# no, but that would be good..
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)
# All aboard. Please mind the seams.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Ta muchly :)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# pfft
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Heh, I was just on there
Saw a couple I liked, but then looked at the insurance - £2400 a year :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# *cough* wha!?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I'm one of those young people
you always hear about
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# i was once quoted £10,000 a year to insure a 1973 Triumph GT6
not exactly a fast car.... but i was 19 at the time - cnuts!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# I'm one of those young people too.
I just got my first ride insured fully comp for a shade over £300.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# How so?
gaz me
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# that's great and id love one
parking would be a nightmare mind...
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# I wouldn't mind one.
I don't do anything with more than two wheels though..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)
# brum brum..
i like two, with pedals and downhills.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# I'm a big fan of anything on two wheels..
be it pedal-powered or motorised. It's all good.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# wow
same wheels?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# nice.
add more wheels please :)

*EDIT* nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# im trying to find the other picture on b3ta towers but its not displaying my images in my images on the my images page which displays my images :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)
# too bad :(
..i understand nothing of the above sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# sorry i've been eating crayons
woo for wheeeels

not the one i was looking for... watch this space...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# tada!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# help! i cant stop!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# i'd buy that
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# This is most woo
most groovy transport
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# I bet mine holds more Libyans


there we go. I am a tard today :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
# That sounds like a challenge..
*gets vaseline and plunger*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)
# missed a wheel...
:p
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# LIBYAAANS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# At a Cenotaph in a galaxy a long time ago and far, far away..


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# nice, i always cry today
cant help it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# I'm not alone then
I do as well at the end

I'm 36 :)

Edit: I've just realized you mean the date, not Return of the Jedi I just watched on the telly

/feels daft, well yes I also always spill a few tears watching those elderly men and women march past, and did again today
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# You ARE George Lucas, damnit!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# I knew there was some love on the dark side!!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Hee!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Vectorizes nicely, the little guy
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:19, archived)
#
nts ck
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:23, archived)
#
pri cu
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# lol
winner!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# What,
Cuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:35, archived)
# the internets of course
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# \o/
letsdoitinthebutt.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:35, archived)
# is he baking a cake?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:35, archived)
# I read Vectorizes as Venezuela for a sec
The Spanish prime minister just told that muppet Hugo Chavez to shut up at a summit in Chile!! Arff
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# HA..
:D
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Dangerous it is
dwergwerpen
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)
# this will be how it ends
a hailstorm of gnomes will fall upon us

we will be defeated!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:13, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
mmmmmmmmmmmmmme
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# so this is
china's weapon of mass destruction
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Yes,made in China
but watch out, the gnome's paint is poisoned
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:19, archived)
#  
Luckely they can dig
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:22, archived)
# *imagines the noise as they fly through the air*
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwww
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Have a very dirty Pea...

...for your troubles.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Quick & dirty


and rather scary
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# did
twice
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Ah well . . .

nothing new under the sun
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:08, archived)
# again
looks alot like my sister
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Please tell me
that doesn't "do it" for you
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# now do Philip as something
I dare ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Good evening Edinburgh
ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Camilla?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
# not as dirty as her
b3ta.com/board/7775440
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
# I bet he is!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Cat in the Cradle


Click for bigger (190KB)
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# and the silver spooooon..

woo

*throws him a few quid*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Little boy blew the man in the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Well then
another fucking great pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# 'Avoiding Housework' Part 3

Actually scared myself making this. I'll stop now, honest!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Holy christ!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# HAHA
*clicks*


ronnie c looks alot like my sister
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# hahaha spooky!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 18:56, archived)
# oh my!
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Living room lol!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# I know that scene
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 18:59, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# haha
mindpiss !

I did that about 2 months ago. Good ideas eh !?

(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 11 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)

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