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[challenge entry] Another Larson tribute...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# This is pretty depressing
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# You are a spider
aicmfp
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# I meant the whole compo
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Hahah!
I just got a mental image of an oversized and grinning PW head on a spider body, facing forward

...I can't be bothered to 'shop it though, so stop looking at me like I will
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Pffft!
Oversized head!!

Almost Mask-like
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# ha. ha.
funny.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# *Looks*
*looks some more*

*Gets bored and does a little dance*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# *films*
*sticks on pay-per-view freaky porn site*

/profits
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Porn?!
My clothes were on!*




*May contain lies
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Oh yeah...
sorry to bum out such a happy happy joy joy compo.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
#
/emo alert?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Naah...
Any animal with a My Chemical Romance CD would qualify for this compo, but this is just a Far Side homage - in my own fairly incompetent fashion...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# ah
quite right
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# The little critters of nature...they don't know that they're ugly.
That's very funny.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Larson?
Doesn't he play defence for Aston Villa?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Laursen
a mine of points for my fantasy team, but I refer to Gary Larson, Far Side guru and cartoonist extraordinaire...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Yes,
he's like Taylor was for Portsmouth last season, seems to score even though he's a defender. I went for a strong Man u defence in my fantasy squad, and its not gone well the last few games. Fabregas is usually reliable in midfield though.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)
[challenge entry] tj: still trying out my new tablet
so i'll hide this away in a thread
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Aha...
Grace my laborious and cack-handed mashing with something genuinely creative will you?

Cheers - and 'tis very nice. Presume you've done the manadtory CDC for the new tablet?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# i like yours better than anything i've drawn on it yet
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Joking aside...
... there's a lot of depressed parrots in the jungle
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Awww
For some reason, this reminds me of a pal from me old college who said if you fed birds some oats, they would expand inside of them and they would asplode.

I have yet to test this theory
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I heard it was rice
Then I heard it with baking soda and bread.

I have tested the second, but to no avail.


Oh blissful school days =]
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Another one from same fella was that it's impossible to kick a pigeon
so he ran into a group of them, kicked out, and they flew away unscathed... except for one which went a bit limp : (

(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Ha
My brother's old flatmate used to be able to catch squirrels.

He was fast.

But he got his fingers bitten a few times =]
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# My god, I've heard of him
And I thought it was just another of those urban myths
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Half man, half squirrel magnet.
He exists.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# This boggles my mind
Along with people that could catch rabbits...it doesn't seem like humans could ever have been that capable/agile
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# He is all that is man
I have tried many a time to catch squirrels =[

If I got one, I would love him
And hug him
And feed him EEEEVERY daaay.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# baking powder and vinegar soaked bread
should do the trick.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# *resists urge*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# on second thoughts
it'd just make them foam at the beak a bit, and have the daily mail banging on about rabid foreign birds illegally migrating here.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# OH GOD, YOU'RE MAKING IT MORE DIFFICULT TO RESIST =[
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# I heard it was dynamite...
...but maybe that's just me.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# no it was...
polyfilla
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# This has no relevance here or anywhere
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# It's true
If you feed birds some oats they explode

But if you feed them some other oats they don't

Welcome to the mysterious ways of oats
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# don't know about oats
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I always heard it was baking soda to seagulls.
But never had the heart to test it.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# this
is fact.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# in the 1700's oats did not exsist as a singular entity, only as a plural
its in johnsons dictionary, there is only a plural!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Like with peas,
except the other way around. It was "pease" as a mass until someone figured that there must be a single part and dropped the "s".
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)
# I just made a cheese and mustard sandwich, you know.
POLLY IS AN EX-PARROT.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# well done, what kind of cheese did you use?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Emental.
:)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# ooooh a nice twist! well cheesed that man!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Cheeser of the evening award!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# INDEED!
congratulations!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# IT HAS CLIMBED UP THE CURTAINRAIL AND JOINED THE CHOIR INVISIBULE
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Surely it should be
parrots eat 'em all.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Is that
a low polly?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# A polygon.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Moomince... "Goodbye cruel world, I'm off to the udder world!"
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# lovely mincing.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Thanks!
*removes leather chaps*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# was that you thanking the leather chaps as they disembarked?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# that deserves a meaty woo!
=D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Tasty.
Woo!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# ewwwwwwoo!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# nice one sir!
*makes note to keep foreground nice and crispy and blur background a bit more.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# *scans for sarcasm*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# I do believe he's being sincere there.

'tis a lovely effect.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# *scans for sarcasm*
;)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Haha
Brilliant stuff =]
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# nice one
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] "I've had enough!*...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# nice one, jolly northerner
'audi'
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Good eve' sir.


(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Well, you can stop eating for a start
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# I need chocolate now!
If you're a chocoholic, like me, never google chocolate bar!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Okay
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Ever-'ning sah :)

Dairy Milk barely has enough 'chocolate' in it to deserve the name, nevermind kill the pooch!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# yeah, but dogs are greedy bastards, innit
they'd probably manage to eat enough of it
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# My dog once ate a whole packet of Penguins when he was a young 'un left alone in the car
Wrappers and all.
We only realised because he was wagging his tail hard enough to have his own percussion section, ears down. And we eventually found a tiny corner of the outer wrapper under one of the seats and checked for it in the shopping.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# i bet he was pooing out wrappers all week
like when my cat ate tinsel at christmas
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Shiny shit!




(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# True.
I tried a lindt 85% cocoa bar once.
That nearly killed me!!
Fooking strong choccie!!!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# i tried some raw cacao beans
tasted a bit manky
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# awww bless!!!!
and a valid animal welfare point too boot.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# are there any animals
apart from humans which can eat chocolate safely?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# hippos.
shouldn't think the odd bar of turkish delight would trouble a hippo much.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# yeah, but weight for weight?
what's the ld50 of turkish delights for hippos?
*hmmm... experimentises*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# it's of no matter
any amount is no trouble to a hippo.
chewing gum on the other hand causes all manner of problems if swallowed, by both humans and hippos, it tangles in your tummy tubes and strangles you from the inside. fact.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha
That took me too long...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Michael Hutchence


Click for bigger (72KB)

(Fucking computers going tits up, and got a time consuming new job, so its pretty difficult to get onto b3ta, let alone produce a quality image. bah)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# looks good to me.
save the lame excuses for worth1000.

(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# worth1000...
...my computer's fucked up, sir.

God save the queen? nay, god bless you.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# he shat an orange
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Then it works on many levels....
Because rabbits eat their own shit.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# muwhhahhahah!
 
I'M SO GLAD MICHAEL HUTCHENCE KILLED HIMSELF, HE WAS CRAP
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# It was ten years to the night he did it on friday.
While I'm not necessarily glad he did do it, it did introduce me to a fun new passtime.

My knees are so raw.

(I've got to let you know)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Parmecide
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# This makes me glee
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# \o/
that is a cunning disguise!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# But...
...will it work?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# There are not enough ACME products on b3ta.
Has an ACME image challenge been done before? =]

Edit: http://www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post103817
If not, it could be =]

(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Ooh, get thee to the image challenge suggestion board!
I'd click
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# *runs to that.. place* =]
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# If ACME produced software?
Hmmmmm
/edit ACMEMicrosoft
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# I already like this competition!
Woo
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# It came to me in a dream,
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# 'squints'
arf!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# I can't see it,
but I think I may have just won an Audi.
No joke.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# whoops
Sorry guys I suck at resizing apparently..
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# it's mine
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# cor
well done if you have!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Blimeh!
It's a bovine!

Not seen you in aaaages matey!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Nor I you.
How is you?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Generally good :-)
You all growed up and married yet?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Hah
I get married in 11 days time on the 8th of December.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Yay!
Good for you!

We missed you in the carpark back in the summer. There was an imposter posing as the toast fairy...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# i don't get it
but imageshack tell me i've won an audi.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Wait!
I've just won an Audi too!
What a coincidence.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Is it
a NINETEEN EIGHTY-FOUR Audi?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# I don't think so.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# slightly scorched
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# That's weird..
I got "2 cheap bastards are fighting over your Audi"
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Have you not heard of the old saying
"Never turn down a free Audi"?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# google?
you should have followed through with that idea 10 years ago
you'd be a billionaire by now
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Hahaha *click*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Ceiling Cat has given up on life
:'(
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Awww
poor pussy
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# pfffff.
well, erm, executed
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# SHOCKED
I'M SHOCKED
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# 'buffs apple against chest'
my work here is done
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# I realise you have to keep up this front of distant disdain
but is there any part of you that is proud of your part in forming such a popular website?

...or do you just hate us for what we've done to your 'dream'?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# haha
yeah we fucked it up no end :)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# I don't know
it seems exactly the same to me.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I blame Fraser, for setting this compo
fluff and suicides, what does he take us for??
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# i don't want to know about any of rob's proud parts thanks.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# shame
shame is the word you're looking for.

My dream was to start a site for people to swap pictures of pressed flowers - and what have you gone? turned it into a den of filth, depravity and occasionally amusing photoshops.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# "occasionally amusing"
there we go, next tag-line for the newsletter.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# for the real killer damned with faint praise comment
FHM have recently listed us as the 38th greatest website ever.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# It could be worse
Nuts could have given you a special award.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Hah! really?
Don't they know we'll only launch a counter-strike of merciless 'shops and ridicule if they dare say anything 'nice' about us
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# At number 37
Was the fart button page
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# plus the secret desire to have a Daily Mail headline
'BAN THIS SICK FILTH' to yourself.

I tried to create a pic entitled 'BAN THIS THICK SYLPH' earlier on but it was too esoteric to be understood....
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# sadly they have no desire to play ball
although I haven't stopped writing the complaining letters yet
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# DON'T PRESS FLOWERS
YOU BRUTE!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Oh NOES!
*cries*

..


*faps in total freedom*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
#
Yay!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# splendid stuff
proves again that cats are highly strung.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# all that voyeurism
must've played games with his wee head
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# What, my wanking's not good enough eh?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Yay!
*starts wanking again*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
*wanks*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# ha ha ha!
*clicks*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] kittycide
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Catricide?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Blimey, perfect
*clicks*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!
Ace stuff =]
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# ok, kitty may not be quite to scale
but it's too cute to be smaller.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Valid point =]
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Heh
funny.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# heehee!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Hehehe great stuff

A Dutch idiom "tying a cat to bacon" comes to mind.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Those
dutch and their cat/bacon antics.
What are they like?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# mmm... cat bacon
oh, hang on. you didn't mean bacon made out of cats
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# I might have done
I bet you get nice lean rashers from Cat Bacon.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Krispy Kat
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# *Plays mission: impossible theme*
Hooray for suicide cat!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# The next generation of facelifts
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# MAKE HER SWIRLIER =]
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Like this?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Howard the Duck?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Yes.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# GAWSH!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# cor!
makes her look a bit like, or that one out of the human league
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# How unusual.
I like it.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# FEAR!!
I fear the Mr(S) hitler-no-nose-evil-duck PERSONY THING
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# she reminds me of the late john thaw's missus
can't remember her name.

nice one.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# sheila hamcock
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# that's the one.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Hamcock?
Ahahahaaa
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# misadventure rather than suicide
but i still like it
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# this is true...
:)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Agrees
Acknowledges.

Still clicks.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Hang on! What do you mean "we're migrating" ?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# :D Cool!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Ha
Ace =]
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# make them floaters
or put a few blockers in, and get some diggers to take them down diagonally to a safe height.
what?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Toys are great.


Click for bigger (31KB)

I made this as an anniversary present. Dead romantic me.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Hooray!
Look at that fella!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Yay!
Yours has limbs!
I'm going to try that next.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Go for it.
He is filled with toy stuffing that I found in a skip outside a house where the old lady had died. I like to think she lives on through him.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# What have you done!
No doubt that stuffing contains the vengeful spirit of that old lady.
It's like Chucky all over again...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# My housemate who was with me
nabbed a suitcase of her old photo's which he now has stuck on his bedroom wall. I find that far more terrifying than death by bunbun.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Hmmm
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# My gran found a centuries-old bag of stuffing in her closet
I swear one day she'll find the Just Judges in there.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# If I click for biggerer
will the little Tardis get bigger inside as well as outside?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# I make no promises
:)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# \o/
=]
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Does 'assisted' suicide count? =D


'edit' bollocks, I totally ripped off this idea without realising :(
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Cryptamnesia is a powerful wee beastie.
Good version, though.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# ta
I scrolled down after I posted this then realised what a fuel I am!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# That mouse is one clever fucker, I can barely work the microwave.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# It's still ace =]
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# hehe
this is great!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just leave this here..
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Crikey!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Oh that Margot!
Is there anything she WON'T say?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# She's such a card.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# WHAT
Oh, it's you! *click*
/favouritism
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Shouldn't that be Margo't Kidder?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Margoatse Kidder?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Possibly
but "slothatse" doesn't make much sense if them's the rules
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# the rules bee such..
No pointers on a brisket.
Only prefab when sprouting.
Too many hammers.
Weeeeeep!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)
# !
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# What is bad man doing to Chewie?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# He's fucking it up the bear arse
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# That could be anyone's ass!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Count yourself lucky then
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# I,........Count Nothing!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Ok...here he is...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# YAY!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# hahahah
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# that's what I wanted.
:D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Oh...one last thing surrrr..
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Ahhahaahahahhaaa
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# I didn't know you knew my dad.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# 'lo board
I made a stuffed toy for my friend's birthday.
'tis the smoke monster from Lost.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# I thought the Smoke Monster
was Dot Cotton?

oh, from Lost.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# aceness
:D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# I know not of this "smoke monster"
However, this is awesome in many, many ways.

I do wish that the pattern there were large linoleum tiles though..

THAT would be fucking sweeeeeet
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Alas,
you're looking at a humble tablecloth :)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Not for long with SMOKE MONSTER™ on the rampage!
Guaranteed to dispatch those evil tableclothes within two shakes of a lambs tail.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# One of those fun-shaped marshmallows?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# lovely!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# I would pay for this game
but I wouldn't shoot anyone...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# *spangs*
brill
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# I was just listening to the Richard Cheese version of that song.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# is his surname really cheese?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# No, it's a Pseudonym.
Dick Cheese.
Bobby Gouda
Frank Feta
Gordon Brie etc.
His real name is Jonathan something
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Jonathan Baby-Bel
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Colin Kraft Cheese Singles
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# 33% cheese ftw!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# pffft!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Mark Jonathan Davis
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# I like older women
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# it was a real chore
trying to find some of 'em with their clothes on. Hours, I looked, HOURS!!!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# p.s. at my age (36)
MILFs are my best chance of good lovin'.

/no 18 year old bimbettes for me any more (as if ever)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Would, would, squinty, would, wouldn't.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# second from the right
I would
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# That guy above the redhead..
Have.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# ah yes, the old teacher/librarian fantasy
;)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Oh good grief
:)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# 15 years ago
no-one would have got that pun.
Mmmm, Milfs...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# but there's no use crying over split milf
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Can I have your autograph?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# here you go
'rob'
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# *gushes*
*runs off to show friends*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Pfft!
I could have forged that for you.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Then it wouldn't have been REAL
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# what about jizzing?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# I often cry when I'm jizzing,
usually rocking back and forth in the corner, gently wanking...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# video or it didn't happen
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Its those
dark satanic Milfs you have to watch for.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# and that heather 'milf' mccartney
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# You fucker
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# I'm glad you said that
rather than mind piss - which always irked me slightly
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Have you ever
wanked a hundred milfs in another mans shoes?


Hello Rob
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# hello bovine
did you wander off for a few years only to return like a prodigal son - probably after my money?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Yes
exactly.
It's true, I was doing loads more stuff for cash whilst I was posting on this board.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Even I bought one of your drawings.
And I'm a right tight cunt.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# that's what they've been saying on canal street
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# It's my Unique Selling Point
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Did you?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# "Jesus, Miracle Carpenter - IN SPACE!"
It's on my studio notice board :)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Ah yes,
that.
I liked that one.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# It all seems such a long time ago,
in the days of Dr Who's fucking Tardis
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Yep
it does feel like a long time ago matey.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# so what are you doing?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Not much
drawing comics as much as I can, and that's about it. I sorted of drifted away from animation, it takes too long.
And you?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# fiddling with b3ta as per usual
one day I'll truly break it
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# You should
just leave that to all the people who post.
I'm suprised it hasn't made you your fortunes yet.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# he has little time for
fortunes as he spends all his day-release time being the spokesman for ginger on the 100 worst/best/most somethings or other for televisual type persons. ;)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# heh
I've been on two - my wife is a TV producer.

these facts may be connected
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# And Heather Milfs-McCartney
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Milf Lunn...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# The Milf on the Floss
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# you're very active on the board this week Fuehrer,
returning to your roots or.....?

/privelidged to have comment in own thread salaaming going on.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# the transformers challenge
it was my baby - so I've been monitoring it carefully

also the /friends thingie, it's really working for me so I'm seeing more of this board than I had been for a while. (there's like er.. 5 board on b3ta now?)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# It truly is a fine tool
It lets me see way more than I usually would of the board, and click some fine posts I might otherwise have never even seen
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# *dashes to donate*
makes my life a lot more jolly too :-)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# damn right its better than yours
well done
one at the top left, would!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# He's not that great..
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# WIFEY!!
oh.. sorry... I shouldn't be recognising anyone, should I? *blushes*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Its only
her if a stream of splooge is squirting at her face from off camera.

Apparently...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# pffft
^this^
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# *Googles*
*is glad he Googled*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# ha ha
You'll go blind! Blind, I tell you!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# PARDON?
;)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# I couldn't resist :)


Consider it a tribute :) Congrats fella!

no, I'm not jealous, bastards
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# haha! yes!!!
YES!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Cheeky!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# them grapes a bit sour?
;¬)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent!

:P
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Haha
Brill =P

I might be jealous or have bothered entering if I wasn't actually using one of those this second..
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# 'kin 'ell you're good
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# ha ha ha!
Brilliant, sheer glass
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
FP this now!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# hahahahaaa!
you're so sweet :)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Nice one!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# You're good at posting images ;)
Welleh-panse is coool though.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Shush your face.
I've not posted an image for ages, it's not my fault I forgot.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# :D:D
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# is that puff paint on the boots?
It has TEXTURE! :-)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Are you calling my wellyphant gay?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Awezum =]
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Yay! Welly-phant!
He can blow water out of his trunk and jump in the puddles it makes.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Hell YES!
;)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# You have probably seen it before - but anyway they are funny
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/53412/1196281102/2020000.jpg

MODEDIT: This challenge is for your own work, not Andy Rileys.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Isn't this from the bunny suicides collection?
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Yes
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# I like that series
My brother used to have the book, until he got married and moved away. The selfish cock.

I would like to see them again, just not on b3ta...
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# I have one of them
*invites around to play*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# A selfish cock?
*giggles at own joke*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Here you go mate
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Cor! Cheers!
I was expecting horses for a moment, thankee =]
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Hmmm,
I like htis but you really have to post your own stuff I'm afraid.
Gawd bless you though, gawd bless you.
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# You should do a book
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# I can't see what you've edited
and I'm sure anyone who had read the FAQ, as I presume you surely must have!, would know that we don't post things that aren't our own

Edit: Go mo-od, go mo-od ;)
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# ops!
*hides under sofa*
(, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 16:30, archived)
# oh dear
*hides*
(, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)

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