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aaaaargh. bought for free. we wer still fleeced! aaaaaaaargh!

(FairlieSittingbull, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:00, archived)

What?

ILL SHOOT. DON'T THINK I WON'T.

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Cae1, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:01, archived)

lol football

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:01, archived)

oooorrraaaww

your going home in a fukin ambulance :

repeat until crowd joins in

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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:04, archived)

...

where did you get that hair...?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:05, archived)

foot

...ball?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:05, archived)

has this been shopped

at all?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:08, archived)

Of course

The Pixel in the top right corner used to be blue.

(Sheepdean was rifling through your underwear drawer on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:25, archived)

this is shit

and he's not that bad a player he's just not a striker.

we need to stop starting with kuyt and torres up front as crouch and voronin aren't impact players, whereas kuyt and torres both can be

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)

froop and pontikat are good

but i prefer sodoring in the side and woofnigmal up the middle. Kromp would make a good captain.

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:33, archived)

how about in goal??

asshat or lolchair?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:46, archived)

LOL FOOTBALL

The only good kind of football is Fussball.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:35, archived)

that's just a made up word*

although i'm with you on the title of the post. he could at least have linked to a photo of gillet and hicks

*i believe you are referring to table football, in which case i shall be round soon to cunt you in the fuck for using such a stupid word

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:45, archived)

fussball is german for football

*edit*
well the original spelling and prn was, but it got mangled while crossing the atlantic

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:49, archived)

I fight tigers in my spare time.

(Pelle ghola, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)

if this is your own work then do we call it vere pelle?

fighting tigers? you are the sri lankan army AICMFP

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:53, archived)

Asphinctersayswhat?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7997186

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:57, archived)

a sphincter says

"a sphinctersayswhat"

;)

oops

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7997180

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:56, archived)

Aw he looks glum.

Cheer up love, have a jaffacake.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:59, archived)

hurrah!

150 strips! :D

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:42, archived)

This is excellent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:44, archived)

Umbuntu?

but Gentoo will be angry

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:47, archived)

TAEPWORM?

woo!

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Cae1, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:50, archived)

Is his mate a floating head?

Just trying to work out what's going on in the last frame

I love your drawdings

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:51, archived)

This left me confused as well.

I think it might not be part of the joke, but I'm not sure.
....presumably it isn't a pac-man ghost haunting his kebab.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:53, archived)

I was going to ask that but thought I'd wait until someone else did :D

in other news, Tom Cruise not the father of baby shocker www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a87560/holmes-pregnant-before-meeting-cruise.html

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:55, archived)

How does Suri look so much like him then?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:56, archived)

looks just like her I would say, and she looks like his twin sister!

but it's the National Enquirer, so take it with a pinch

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:01, archived)

scientologically funded surgery*

*or MAGICK!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:32, archived)

sod that how about this for wholesome family fun

www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a87509/blue-man-group-sued-over-attack.html

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:59, archived)

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:01, archived)

nah

he's just a recurring character... :)

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bruised_blood has no bruises, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 19:47, archived)

Have a moo woo for your fine work!

(Errol, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:02, archived)

Off to see Sweeny Todd.

Have a Slash kitty, requested by Alpaca.

And the mini shitty archive, in case you missed it

See y'all in a bit!

AND HAPPY WEEKEND!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:41, archived)

going at 8:15

eeeeeeeeee

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:42, archived)

Sweeney Todd is excellent

although I feel it could have done with an extra 3 minutes at the end

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:43, archived)

so catchy

There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
and it's filled with people who are filled with shit!

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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)

worked on that movie :-) Glad it's out now.

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)

are you johnny depp

???????????????

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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:48, archived)

EYYYYYY

lovely!

Have a good time!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)

THATS ONE COOL CAT.

BRO.

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Cae1, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:50, archived)

this rocks!

and i came back on b3ta just in time to see it!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:52, archived)

Hellboy Kitty, please!

It'd look awesome!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:38, archived)

Quick Lousy Pun 'afore I go - Good Weekend, one and all!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)

Oh stop carping on!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)

Ghostie! You fiend!

anyway, it's a Salmon

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)

Oh.

Good.
Grief.
*UBERSPANG*

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)

10 points, sir

And with that - he was gone!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)

OH HELLO.

I SPENT THE AFTERNOON AT THE PUB. I'M SOZZLED ALREADY :(

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:34, archived)

*feels unloved*

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:00, archived)

Vienna

But have a good one !!!!x

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)

you too, handsome.

*snogs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)

Have a lovely weekend darling!

xxx

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:38, archived)

You too, you lovely, wonderful Cap'n, you :)

*giganto-hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:40, archived)

*hugs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:41, archived)

Friday Odd-Fish.

Clicking makes it bigger

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:31, archived)

Haha!" :D

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Cae1, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)

hurray :) Woo!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:42, archived)

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Polly Carbonate, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)

I've not been on the internet for 4 days

Can somebody explain this meme to me? Its on digg too
Bonus points if you dont use the letter "e"

(ErrorCarriedForward, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:33, archived)

www.partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology

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Polly Carbonate, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:36, archived)

too many words written in a geeky way

sum it up in one sentence or forever lose my interest

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:39, archived)

ANONYMOUS IS LEGION.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:35, archived)

ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FORGIVE.

(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:27, archived)

ANONYMOUS DOES NOT FORGET.

(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:48, archived)

ANONYMOUS DOES NOT SLEEP ON THE WET PATCH

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:49, archived)

Why are people attempting to close scientology down?

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Cae1, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:54, archived)

Cos it's evil. But then to be honest

I think it's a silly way of doing it.

It'll only feed their martyr complex and gain them popular sympathy.

I prefer what the guys at Clambake are doing.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:59, archived)

edit: Ok, its evil.

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Cae1, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:05, archived)

Although, they're bastards when people want to leave.

And they need to stop making members give them all their money.
Although, other religions ask for money. Even the big one.

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Cae1, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:07, archived)

I'm not a big fan of religion generally.

But Scientology is seriously creepy.
It makes Koresh sound like a rational, pleasant guy.
It's designed to fleece gullible and vulnerable people of their money, it strokes the egos of the rich to get more funds and launches vicious, spurious lawsuits against anyone who stands against it (once the verbal threats and character assassinations fail).
It bans the use of psychiatric medicine so that the very people who might be drawn to it are denied proper care - to the extent that one girl died locked in a room in a Scientology 'mental health' centre.

It's a mean, nasty, dirty little cult and I hope it shrivels up and dies.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:16, archived)

You have good points.

I just don't agree with the way that people are trying to do it.

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Cae1, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:21, archived)

I have to agree

I doubt the actual real-life impact of slowing down Scientology websites. I can't imagine that it could be anything other than a minor nuisance for Scientology.

And regarding the idea a few have mentioned that Scientology is 'evil': I agree that it's self-interested and uses some dubious methods to ensure it's own success, but the 'evil' tag seems to imply that there's an inherently evil purpose at the heart of it, and I don't think that's strictly true. It's only evil in the same very that big corporations are 'evil'. As in, not strictly built on malicious intent, just preoccupied with their own success.

(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:56, archived)

not ALL big corporations

if you could name a corporation that was to sell you a piece of crap that was potentially lethal, on the premise that it would help you, and then demand money through menaces and make you cut yourself off from your family, then yes, like that company.

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 19:02, archived)

have to disagree about the "not evil" thing

It's not really a religion, so you can't protect it that way.

I hear that it's a made-up "ideology" that stems from a bet made by L. Ron Hubbard - "I bet I can make a lot of money from creating my own religion". And he did. So why close it down?

Any practice that has a central tenet of "give us ALL of your money, and then some more, in order to feel a bit better about yourself" is not just creepy, it's evil.

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:24, archived)

Yeah,

..Yeah, i've said that abit wrong.
I agree, it is bad. But raiding places and such is stupid.
And I'm not trying to defend the things they've done

Its wrong, i don't think it should be allowed to make people give them money, i also know that they ruin peoples lives when they leave,

and is that true?
"L. Ron Hubbard - "I bet I can make a lot of money from creating my own religion". And he did. So why close it down?"
So its just a scam. And tbh, with all the moneyness, it sounds like one.

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Cae1, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:31, archived)

quick link

www.whyaretheydead.net/krasel/aff_sm_930414.html

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:43, archived)

Thank you.

That sense now.

so that hubbard guy is just hiauge scammer.
Shouldn't he be in prison? imean, scammings illigal yes?

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Cae1, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:49, archived)

he's dedded

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)

Haha.

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Cae1, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:52, archived)

The government has failed us! it's time for us to take matters in to our own hands!

The government has turned down the petition to have Tony Hart knighted
www.pm.gov.uk/output/Page14377.asp
Therefore I recommend that he be declared a saint, knight of the round table or simply a god.
At the very least he should be interviewed (AGAIN!) by B3ta asap, because lets face it, if he hadn't given us the gallery, then most of us wouldn't be here (on B3ta) today.
Can he at the very least be B3ta's patron saint (of the living variety)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)

Can't be a saint, he's got to die.

Or wear a square halo instead of a round one. I don't know why I know this.

YES to the interview idea, that's a smashing plan.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)

is that the way it's done? square halos?

I'm not that up on this new religion nonsense

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:30, archived)

I think so

I have no idea where I've got it from but I think you can't be a saint while you're alive, but if you've been 'earmarked' to be one you get a square halo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:32, archived)

Can you switch it off at night so you can sleep

or do you have to wear a blindfold, like on planes?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:37, archived)

I have no idea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)

What, interviewed again?

www.b3ta.com/interview/tonyhart/

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)

Well reminded, I no doubt read it

and the deep rooted memory was what made me type that :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)

Thought so :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)

You're right - i only just found b3ta, and thus an outlet for my massive CDCs, in time.

I'd been sending them to Tony for years. I was fucking outraged he never put them in the gallery.

:)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)

Wasn't he already interviewed by b3ta?

I agree - also, we should make an image challenge based on Mr. Hart. Why should Bob Ross get all the glory?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)

+ holes

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)

as long as it's not

paste his head on something with as little effort, thought or humour as possible.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)

Damn.

*closes photoshop*

:D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:28, archived)

they couldn't forgive his treatment of cormorants

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)

*Gets under the desk*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)

i was wondering what just pressed up against my leg

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:40, archived)

That'd be your other leg.

I'm under MY desk.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:45, archived)

you had to spoil it, didn't you?

*sulks*

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:48, archived)

Cold, dead shark eyes

Is he a wereshark? Is that how he caught the cormorant?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:25, archived)

he should wear black full eye contacts, its an awesome look for him

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)

I support this

But I don't believe in imaginary bearded sky wizards.
Can he not be made Emperor of Humanity instead?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)

Also:

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)

hell yes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)

Yay!

I hope you did that in true Hart sytle and used some chalk and a lenght of string!

I remember I sent in a wonderful portrait for him when I was about 4. I see to recollect the is was only improved by the 30 minutes I gave it in the freezer:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:26, archived)

great stuff mr toast

hopefully he'll be included in the next list.
i'll get in touch with the petition originator find out how tony's doing.

also it's scary getting mail from downing street.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:27, archived)

they haven't actually turned it down though

they have stated they will take into account the support of the XXXXXX no. people who signed it when the next year comes around.

Besides, although a grand idea, it was the wrong place to go about suggesting him for an honour. I believe there is somewhere more specific to get it done. Can't think offhand, but it has been linked before.

failing that, there are info. packs and downloadable forms here:
www.direct.gov.uk/en/Gtgl1/GuideToGovernment/Honoursawardsandmedals/DG_067917

Using the same forms, we could also nominate rob for services to decreased productivity

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:13, archived)

Willow...Star Wars.....Harry Potter. But still so little confidence.....

(nimchimpski, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)

The massive blank white space at the side

just makes it funnier.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)

good grief

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)

WTF sort of job is that?

Also, crop. If you're using paint it's really easy. Open a new paint window, drag the drawing area down to a tiny box, then cut out what you want from the first box and paste it into the other one- it'll automatically go to the edges of you picture.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)

Does that cock make this post look big you say?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)

ok then ..bye for now b3ta!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)

Night, Mr P!

Good w/e!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)

and for you, sir....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)

He's been staring into the distance for months waiting for his cock to return :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)

No sign of it happening anytime soon, though

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)

Hehehe!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)

with this lack of cropping

you are really spoiling us!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)

you've made god be sick.

now he's all sweaty and shaky but he feels surprisingly good.

but soon he'll be sick again.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)

While technically this is not a fail

This is trumped by the lack of cropping on all 3 of your images

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:24, archived)

Lost in the Valley of the Frisky Panther Women.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)

where better to be lost?

woo!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)

Is God Save The Queen still about?

www.pm.gov.uk/output/Page14377.asp

Translated: "Sorry, we gave them all to arms dealers and financial miscreants. Again."

/Threadjack

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)

Standard reply with

[Insert name here]

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)

Damn shame, too.

Top marks for posting t' link.

and major props for your sig.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:16, archived)

cheers my good man

ivesb was asking about the petition a bit earlier
my reply;http://www.b3ta.com/board/7996633

does look like a standard letter though, which is rather sad.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)

I assumed a few of us would get the Email

I foolishly put stylus to tablet before checking the board

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:23, archived)

i'm scared

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)

in a sexy way?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)

Is there another way to BE scared?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)

Woo woo Captain

My kinda Scary lady

(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)

RAR

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)

Needing a poo in a cable car.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)

I'm not seeing a difference.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)

It's only sexy if there are minors around.

Old people - the core demographic of cable cars - make my horn go back in.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)

Ahhhh, performance anxiety.

I know the feeling.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)

Wotcha Cpt Wow

Of the stupidly high stats.

on the statsboard

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)

Is my quote still '-_-'?

I honestly don't remember writing that. I must've been stoned.

What a suprise.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:09, archived)

*looks up*

*looks down*

*understands*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)

if you're going to look me up and down you could at least comment on the outfit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)

Gives the Cap'n another woo

Woo

(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:13, archived)

*joey dance*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)

i wouldn't dare

i look like a dead clown

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)

Yup.

But you've dropped down to only 1,432:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:14, archived)

Deacon

But how does she know I dance like a joey?
Have you been stalking me again?
Dogsgammit woman

(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:20, archived)

The panther at Amersterdam Zoo was being so cute he made me cry.

And I shouted at the capibara because I didn't think they were real (they were just sat there, still as you like) and I thought they were voice activated.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)

I read "capibara" as

Chupacabra, and thought "my god what a fortean zoo"

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)

CHUPACABRA!

another one for the playpen of magical scary beasties that I would gladly be mummy of.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)

I do not think you could afford

to keep it in kitty/goat nibbles.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)

Doesn't matter

I can feed it B3TANS WITH NO IMAGINATION

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:05, archived)

PANTHERS WITH TITS!

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

Bugger this, I'm going back to /talk.

Bloody furries.

(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

Missing you already.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)

*LOL*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)

Would... Would... Would... Would... & Would...

* Although not necessarily in that order

EDIT: Not sure I should put that one in my colouring book?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

huuh

(

Shada, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

HUUUUHH

(

Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

HUUUURRRRRR

(

Shada, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)

LOSE

(

Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)

F*CKING

(

Shada, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)

CONTROL

(

Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)

HORK

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)

They are going to eat her alive

And if we are lucky, there will be pictures.

(Wize, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:00, archived)

If I had time.

But I'm going home now.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)

G'night, Sir

Good weekend!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)

The last 'I Say!' of the week....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)

lol [something] with tits

see you next week

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)

RIS

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)

YIFF!

(

Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:06, archived)

SNOO SNOO!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:07, archived)

Oh my goodness!

That's fantastic. :)
That poor explorer doesn't stand a chance against those Panther Women. I guess the poor girl's going to get eaten alive...

(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:08, archived)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:10, archived)

left to right

would
would
wouldn't
would
wouldn't

edit: hahah I like the fact that the guy far left is *really* getting into his dancin'

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)

The bear

has the skills that pay the bills

:)

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)

The croc in the middle is the best really

The others don't really seem to know what to do with their arms, but the croc is just like FUCKING HELL YEAH *helicopter arms*

(

Shada, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)

I'm glad you noticed.

(I'd been practicing for ages....)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)

oh my :D

that rather makes me feel a bit lightheaded :D

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)

Have a W/Y sir.

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:17, archived)

DJ Format ROCKS!

I recommend Format and Abdominal's work.

(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:41, archived)

YIFFS!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:21, archived)

Ooh!

More ladies should go exploring in frilly pance.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:22, archived)

WOOO!!

I'll form up the rescue mission. If I'm not back in a month, wait anothe rmonth and send kittynip!

(

kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)

Mums Been To..

(Kier Fox, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

His eyes are quite frightening.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)

yeah but you love it

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)

Obviously....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)

eyes like scary tits

or something

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:57, archived)

It's why he goes to Iceland

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)

Still in my top 10 favourite things of all time on b3ta

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

seriously? shucks, ta muchly.

really need to make some new things, current job doesn't allow for much more than the occasional lurk and home PC is unwell.

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)

Kerry

Our Kerry?

What's with the snotty upper lip?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)

Her septum has disolved

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)

ewww

But that stops snot creation.

unfortunately :(

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:04, archived)

maybe the liquid is her disolved flesh rather than snot

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)

Now this is something I can work with.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:15, archived)

In-action man

(nimchimpski, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

OK STOP POSTING NOW

BREATHE
READ THE REPLIES
LAVISH IN THE ATTENTION

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:12, archived)

ha!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:19, archived)

Invading poland !?

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)

step away from the internet

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)

hahahaha

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)

fail

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)

You did it again!

You're like buses!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)

full of piss and drunk people?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:55, archived)

Chewingum on the seats

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:56, archived)

An easy target for terrorists?

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

driven by a pole?

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:58, archived)

You weren't joking when you said you weren't very good with computers.

(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:54, archived)

Scissorhands diversifies!

(nimchimpski, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)

*listens*

.....THE NAZIS ARE COMING

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

(puggs, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)

to the bunker!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

brilliant idea.

cropping it would be even better.

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)

was it worth the wait /talk boarders?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

TOAUP!

Well done for getting there though. :)

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

You did it!

You might wanna crop that a bit though ;)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:52, archived)

Oh dear, that was fucking awful.

I hope you get raped by a bear.

(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:53, archived)

LOL INTERNET

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:59, archived)

boat...!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:40, archived)

Crikey, Rev's going all soft in his old age :D

That's extremely lully.

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

hahaha yep

gone soft :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)

is it a schooner?

woo

(

mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

hahahhaa

great film that! :D

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)

float...!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

as boats tend to do

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)

Soothing

How lovely to see something not-so-zombielike from you.

Psst - did you ever get my gaz?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

heheh - yes i know

terrible isnt it! - i don't think i did get a gaz from you :(

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)

Yours is the best profile of any I've seen!

Nice boat too. :)

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)

woo

thank ya! :)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)

It's great.

Something to aspire to I think.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:48, archived)

you're

too kind :) i've got to update it :)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:50, archived)

I genuinely lookforward to seeing more.

That's enough arselicking I think.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)

hahahaha

well loads here rev-jesse-c.deviantart.com/

:)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)

*covets boat*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:01, archived)

:o)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:18, archived)

Do the knife trick!

OK, so it's two wrong men for the job, but hey...

Look inyo my eye...

Inspired by JJ's Aliens post & discussion earlier...

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)

You rock, Doc.

Nice hummus

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)

Hooray!

WOO

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)

This is all kinds of excellent.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

hmmm i'm redexing...

edit: no longer...

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)

great stuff.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:43, archived)

Top notch!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)

100% Pure deep fried Gold

I love you

(Oobla, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:02, archived)

YES

and YES *CLICK*

(

Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 17:55, archived)

A tiny Bob Todd

Bob Todd

(

frunt It's been a while..., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)

Not enough poo.

Or shark entrails.

(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)

or rubber dragon dildos

(

RedStar returneth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:24, archived)

Now you're just being silly.

(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:24, archived)

It was a puppet, not a dildo!

(

Bob Todd whee, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

They're just out of shot,

stinking the place up summat awful.

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frunt It's been a while..., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:24, archived)

Needs a punctuation mistake.

(

WHARRGARBL, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:23, archived)

who?

hello talkboarders

cup of tea?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:27, archived)

We're here in anticipation of something INCREDIBLE.

www.b3ta.com/talk/4386752

(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:29, archived)

I'm here for the Vol Au Vents

(

WHARRGARBL, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)

oh THAT sounds like fun

*pulls up a chair*

oh! sorry, I was putting the kettle on...

cake?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)

*pulls chair away*

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:37, archived)

Hahahaha

Fucking hell, and I thought this place was h4rsh sometimes...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)

Just imagine what would have happened had they done that on here.

(

BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)

Are you checking /links too

Just in case, like...

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)

The antici

-pation is killing me!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)

lordy me

this had better be epic.

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:42, archived)

Well, 'incredible' is hardly going to happen over there is it?

YEH BABY I'M HERE ALL NIGHT IN YOUR MOMMAS KIT-CHEN

/Fossil

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:49, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Woo yay houpla!

I look a bit mongish, though. Still, that probably is how I seem to other people.

(

Bob Todd whee, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:31, archived)

*innkeeper belms*

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)

(

Bob Todd whee, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)

99% of gargoyles look like that

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)

Your username rocks.

(

Bob Todd whee, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:34, archived)

\m/ rawk

:D Cheers - is your name actually Bob Todd and did I inadvertantly insult you with my post about a song title?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:38, archived)

It's not actually Bob Todd, no.

I'm not even a bloke.

(

Bob Todd whee, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:39, archived)

That's what I like to hear :)

edit: and hurrah to your profile. *doffs hat*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:41, archived)

Enter the Dragon...

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)

Those excuses didn't work for me either.

noice!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)

pffft

sudenly i'd like to leave you island

that is not possible mr.william

bullshit mr.hand man

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)

hahaha

reminds me of a character from Monkey Dust

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:45, archived)

this is your brain speaking

www.ironicbbq.co.uk

(Ironic BBQ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)

...and give Maddie back!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)

Quite right

don't listen to him Graham!

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)

I love these.

Ya nutter.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)

"cheers!"

my brain told me to say that...

(Ironic BBQ, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)

lovely tits

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:10, archived)

haha!

This is excellent

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:46, archived)

celebrate ! (it is expected that you drink lots of beer)

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)

Lots of beer?

Where do I sign up?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)

here

www.citizenship.gov.au/applying/index.htm

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)

Looks like that involves selling house and moving.

I think I'll just celebrate from here, then.

Cheers!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)

You could invite them all over

I suppose

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)

Like the kid in Australia who decided to host a house party whilst his folks were away?

Didn't he end up with about 500 people or something close?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)

Chroist!

*cracks tinnie*
*chucks shrimps on barbie*

Fosters is pish. VB ftw!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)

is it Australia day?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)

Sorry to TJ

Just a warning, on the newsletter the link to the "Graph Rap" is just repeated Goatse.

Be careful out there...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)

that's tomorrow you fool

apparently today's the welsh st valentine's equivalent, now how can i use this to my advantage

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)

not in oz

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:22, archived)

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