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[challenge entry] Shoulda used Colgate, ya cheap lousy faggot
ya cheap lousy faggot
(rogerzilla, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# He's got a mouth like a pan of burnt chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# cool
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Should I give this up?


I've got a couple more shite science jokes if it's worth carrying on...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
# LHC FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# eh?
I've managed to crack a lot of the abbreviations, but 'ftw' has me stumped. I'm worried the 'TW' stands for 'thread waste'.
I would be sad... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# FTW = For The Win
= "I think this is an excellent idea/concept/whatever".

Stupid expression.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# ZOMG TBH, FYI NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# For the win :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Thanks!
I was worried it was 'f***ing thread waste' and that people were frantically hitting the 'ignore' button.
Living in Switzerland makes you paranoid...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# WWJD? IIRC LOLS. I CBA.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I get some of those.
It's worse in science, though - all acronyms have to spell out something no matter how lame.
My job is to run the SQUID - Superconducting QUantum Interference Device (or a bloody strong magnet that gets really cold).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Your job sounds ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Sounds ace
Really involves looking at a big grey box with frozen water vapour coming out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# No explosions or black holes then?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# We did have 50 litres of liquid nitrogen and 25 liters of helium let go.
Like a huge, freezing fountain. that was fun, especially when the still-running electronics were encased in ice. Quite dodgy trying to dry it up with all that voltage running...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# you are gordon freeman
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# :)
Ah, if it were that interesting...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)
# All the answers are here
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ftw
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I will get round to your suggestion
I've got a couple of sketches on the desk...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# And by coincidence
Just seen an ep of CSI:NY which featured a high-powered laser beam which sliced the top of someone's head off...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# oi you !
i very much liked your smug bastard sweeney todd picture.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Taaa :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# YAY !
*basks in the smuggness*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Saw it today!
I will have veeeengeeaaaaance!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Only been to
ESRF and DESY. ESRF had double locks and safety alarms whereas DESY has a lead flap.

Woo
(trepanning ...making holes in your head since..., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Doesn't Grenoble have those dodgy bits
where the safety notice says not to stand, but the keep walking through that area?
And why doesn't radiation make a cool noise?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# yeah they do!
And I was sad to not hear any noise, although I did get to see an Italian researcher pinch French serving girl on the arse and get slapped one breakfast. That was my highlight of the time spent there. Can't believe how shit it was!
(trepanning ...making holes in your head since..., Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:44, archived)
# hehe
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:04, archived)
# By request of Caewan

Click for 1024x768
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
# woo :)
Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Glad you think so.
That makes one of us :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
# ver' nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# My desk top needs waking up for a while
nicely, Sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# :D
Yay!
At the moment, mine's this:
clansoul.deviantart.com/art/Cloud-Tower-75543391
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I love stuff blowing up
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Me too.
Caewan requested one with the gas around it.
I couldn't resist having a go :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)
# plan for Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
# haha DO IT!
take pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
# This is YouTube material!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
This is great. I fully endorse this picture!
(Pelle ghola, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha
I think I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
It all looks like perfectly harmless fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
# haven't they already done this on Brainiac?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah i will be doing this
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
# hahahahahaha
its actually quite watchable now Vic Reeves is doing it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Vic Reeves
is doing Brainiac now?

I wrote braniac. then brianiac. before getting brainiac.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
# yup possibly on his second series by now
that man does love to blow things up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Oooh.
I wonder if the G4 will show those, then. *is excited*

How rude of me! Love the pic. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
# BAH.
Mythbusters ftw. :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# "Braniac : Cereal Abuse"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Brianiac: Child Abuse
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha
this is a perfect plan, and couldn't possibly go wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
# remember kids; never go back to an erect penis once it's been lit...
it may well go off in your hand...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
# ...and on no account
try to blow it out!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# lol x 2 !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# hahahaha
your mind went further than I dared type there :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
# but you were dreamily thinking about it :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I was too busy wondering who was going to hand around the burnt sausages and baked potatoes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
"side effects"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
# *Here Dad, this sausage isn't cooked"!!! in other news...
NYPD 'Electric' Blue?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7210826.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)
# stupid merkins with their family values
oh my god, she's got a bottom!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
# on the same principle, can we fine Graham Norton
for exposing himself as a complete arse and a right tit every saturday evening?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
# hahahahah
that sounds like a Two Ronnies punchline
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I take that as a mighty compliment :)
/loves teh Ronnies


Although funniest comment of the day for me so far:
Harry Hill's TV Burp - AGAIN...

"Ooooooooooh... SHE'S the wife"!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
# "Trannies on bonnets calendar 2008"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Not a sexual organ?
What is it then? A mouth organ?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
# There's no harm(onica) in it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Bet it put the wind up them though...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
# what a blow it must have been
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I like how excretory activites fall under the same banner.
"No pooing please, we're American".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
Clearly how humanity needs to evolve
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# rocket cocks FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
# *prints*
*studies hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Now that's organization and pro-active thinking.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
# anything is achievable through trial and error
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)
# *reserves right not to try this at home*
I saw a happytoast lookalike last night...well, i assume it was a lookalike unless you were anywhere near edinburgh
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# there are many people who look like me
David Baddiel keeps getting stopped in the street and asked if he's me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I love it when a plan comes together.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Blimey.
I bet you'll have a urethra like a leather bucket, but it'll be worth it just to see a Catherine Wheel coming out of your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA - tops
Don't let these plans fall into the hands of Al-Qaeda
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I'd go with your plan, were it not that my mum's going to visit me

:D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I'm sure you can shoot blanks
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Make her proud.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)
# just remember not to point it at her face and you'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# I'll try
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)
# man I should have read the instructions on the fireworks
I never realised this was what you were suposed to do with them
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# ...
looks painful to me...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:02, archived)
# just had a nice giggle at that
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Scratchy version of an album cover.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Whoever knows the album wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# my chemical romance ?
bullet for my valentine ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)
# No.
But MCR was close.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)
# is it the used - In Love and Death ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Hahah
yeah. Google, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# i wiki'd mcr and just clicked on every link to any other bands mentioned
and i got there in the end.


wait i meean to say i am a really big fan of the used.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Ahhhh
Hahah

It wasn't supposed to be In Love and Death. But then it just happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)
# do i win a prize ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I'll do a picture for you if you want.
just tell me what to draw. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)
# erm.. SMUG BASTARD !
www.b3takit.co.uk/smugbastard.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)
# hahah
okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)
# YAY !
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)
#
img206.imageshack.us/img206/7448/smugbastardlg1.gif

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
# AYE ! thats going in my profile later when i get round to doing it all up.
i love it !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Aww
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
# THE CURTAINS
YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS

A BATH
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)
# i wish i'd won :(
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)
# awwww. what would you like to have been drawn as your prize then if you won ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Would you like a picture?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)
# i dont think you'd like my picture imagination
jolly jack doesnt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:08, archived)
# gooo on !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)
# What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)
# what ??!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)
# if it was, i'd be heartily intrigued at the search terms used
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# something by genesis
i know you're their biggest fan
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# OG!
GENESIS R MY FAVURITS HOWD U KNOW
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)
# fuck
i misread your username

anyway, how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:56, archived)
# haha ! silly sod !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Hahah
I'm lovely, thanks.
And you?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# none too shabby
i think i might have an early night though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# *gasp*
Orly?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# srsly
yup
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)
# nowai!
I'll stop now
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)
# *snorts*
why didn't i get it !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:56, archived)
# your rampant BO and personality problems, at a guess
'get it' instead of 'get it' see?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# aww. do i have BO ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# i can smell it from here, and i don't even know where in the world you are
oh wait. No, that's me, sorry

as you were
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)
# the south east coast of england.
and have a bath ya smelly sod.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
# that's a very vague description
i live kind of near the bottom of the north of england
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)
# well brighton. is that less vague ??!?!?!?!
GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU NOW ?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)
# i could have been in the gestapo
i go bed now
kthxbai!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:08, archived)
# night night dear.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Night night.
:]

Sweet dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Devastatin' Dave's Zip Zap Rap?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Close...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
What a turntable slave =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)
# It's not
Magma's Mekanïk Destruktïw Kommandöh, is it?
(Pelle ghola, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Yes.
yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# *awards 50 muso points*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)
# The Jeremy tree?
I'm a bit crap with popular music
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Heheh
kittyvomit just got it up there ^

:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# don't feel bad
they sren't popular
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Alien Sky

1024 x 768 - (125K)
decided to have an evening at home
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# *tittttttttttters*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)
# 'nings Miss
And how are you this fine evening?
*stifles snigger*
*fails*
*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# i'm grand ! and you ?
*tittitiititittiters some more for the hell of it*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Very nicely under the influence.
Thank you for asking
:D
*snorts and guffaws*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# yay ! i'm annoyed my mum has run out of wine for me to pinch...i'm now on the bitter
so soon i shall probably be slight drunk and acting even more stupidly than normal.

HURRAH !

i'll drink to that !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Cheers!
Mixing drinks FTW!
*raises glass (unsteadily)*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# *clinks glass*
*starts tittering again*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)
# OI! i've told you about doing that before!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
# what ?!?!?!?!/11?!?!?1/1/
*looks innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# tittering like that
if you can't keep them in, get a better bra
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)
# there just too big !
i can't help it !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)
# *hands you copy of "Eats, Shoots and Leaves"*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# hahahahaha.
why do i always think of the filthy side of things ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# that's rather good
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# you've got verdithingy on your mountains!
very nice, sir
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# verdigris?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)
# *cleans mould from screen*
You could be right!
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Excellence!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Good 'nings
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# and to you, fine Sir
you'll no doubt win an award for that^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I like it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# cor
I like that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Can I go there
for my holidays? Purleeeeease?
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Only if you can breathe Methanol...
But I suppose what with you being a woman, I guess you can. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Lemur Marmoset :)

CLICKY FOR HUGE
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# nicely
you know I love those silver fellas
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Come and feed them one lunchtime if you want
it can be arranged :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# that would be ace
problem is getting to London one lunchtime :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Make a day of it then
might be able to squeeze in one of the big cats as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)
# See what happens
When you let them share cages?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# :)
and they plot their sinister, fiendish stuff..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# and he sucks eggs through cheese graters
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# *pets*
*gets grated*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I agree with your sig.
All the way.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# It genuinely scares me that people prefer Oasis.
DULL DULL BORING DULL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)
# The new Quo.
Same old songs getting the same old responses.

Damon Allbran FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# For sure!
Blur are fantastic. Alex James = genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Yeah and he seems like a great person.
He was on This Morning not long ago when his book came out. Seems like the sort of person I'd like to have a pint with.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I found him irritating and very up himself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Yeah?
On This Morning? I thought he was great.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I worked for a company that
helped send the satellite to Mars that played their songs. He came in with the drummer a couple of times and was a very arrogant sod.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# That's a shame to hear.
He's always seemed quite cool to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Aaah well that's different isn't it?
I'm sure there's a big difference between most celebrities on screen personas and what they're really like.
My mum was a croupier in London years ago and one of her regulars was Alan Davies and used to make her and the other women that worked
there cry regularly. She refuses to watch QI because he was so nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I've heard this of him
not that he upset hair dressers, just that he can be really nasty.
Plus there's that weird thing of him biting a tramp the other day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)
# A croupier is a Blackjack dealer.
Funnily enough she became a hairdresser after. He doesn't seem like the sort on screen though.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
# what was I thinking of?
maybe I was being psychic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)
# !
What style of nasty?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I'm not sure really she's never said.
Just rude and aggresive I think. Verbally mind, I'm sure he never hit her.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Rex Harrison once said :
"The trouble with Enlgland is that it's governed by cunts."
To which the MP he was talking to replied "Quite frankly, old man, they're an awful lot of cunts in England, and they deserve to be represented"

This quote explains why Oasis and Robbie Williams are so popular.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)
# He sounds like sort of MP I can get behind.
Having just turned 18 I'm dreading the next election. I don't know who to vote for but I don't want to not vote.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# just get rid of this government, please
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# they're still doing better than the last conservative government
until a third alternative arrives I'd rather stick with them I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# It's difficult to find impartial advice on the subject though.
I'd rather go to the trouble of researching and voting than not bothering.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)
# i tend to spoil my paper
by rubbing my cock on it


that's not actually true
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# and replace it with what? the conservatives?
either way, it's a bunch of arse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)
# That's not a very organised strategy.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
# hahahaha
an excellent riposte!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Is it an artichoke?
They're delicious on pizzas. Nice colours either way.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Hello An Abonimation.
I am Mr Pineapple.

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# yes it is!
apologetix for not seeing yr post
(noodledoodle really shouldn't share his humour, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)
# sucks eggs through spikey piss flaps
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# it has a vagina for a mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)
# cuntmouth?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# *pisses in ur ear*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Yay for abominations
best of all the reddish-greenish sort of thingys
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# You are really
a Jerusalem Artichoke.

very tasty.

especially pickled...
(noodledoodle really shouldn't share his humour, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# If you think screaming you're an abomination will get you fucked on b3ta, you're absatively right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# *tires it*
IT'S NOT WORKING !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# but only because you are far away
and i'm lazy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Pleased to meet you!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Artichokes are lovely, I ate some today
although it is a bit strange for a leaf to taste like fatty meat. Still delicious though.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I'm gonna stop these for a bit methinks, before people start to hurt me.
I compiled all the non animated ones into a single volume just in case anyone was interested though.

Click for huge

Wallpaper size in case anyone wanted it =]
And the archive, for individual ones

I'll do some more in the not too distant future, but I'd say it's time for a quick rest =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Woo Yay
I've been lovin all of these
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Woo*38
Well done sir
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# YAY \O/
I commisioned one!

EDIT: JUST NOTICED IT'S ON A GIANT BALOON KITTY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Great stuff
I've been enjoying these
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Yayhay!
It's now my wallpaper. Cheers!
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)
# ffanchashtich
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I've been enjoying these...
(Pelle ghola, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# blimey!
bridge/shark kitty FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Which one is the pope?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I didn't do that, I shall make a note of it for volume 2 =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Don't pop the Pope
And yay for Balloon Kitties!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Oh my god!
Hahah I do love these so much. It's amazing how many you've done. You have no life. AICMFP. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Make a widescreen version!
/relurk


...woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I mades a request!
then got inspired by it and made it anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Everyone's doing webcomics these days.
HERE'S MINE. IT'S ABOUT LOVE.


What are we all listening to this evening?
I've got Death From Above 1979 on.

OH, and on a side note, I've decided my posters will indeed feature an image not dissimilar to this:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/60049/1201203357/chairgif.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# wreckless eric - big smash (album)
and thats nicely done sir.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I'm listening to The Beastles
and very nice to the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# BEST. WEBCOMIC. EVER.
except meniinhats, but that's not going anymore

edit: i'm just copying my itunes library onto an external drive, so i'm not listening to anything

edit2: nice chair, but what posters?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:24, archived)
# but if you were, what would it be ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# well
i usually just wang it on random play
so anything from obscure japanese electro, through dean martin and 90's indie to classic bits and bobs

i'm fairly catholic in my tastes, especially as i'm now old enough not to give a fuck wht is and isn't cool
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I'm getting a small batch of posters pro silkscreened. A2, thick cream stock paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# yes, but what for?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Just for my own personal pleasure.
I've always wanted to screen print some posters up. I'll even try and flog a few here.

Hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# i'm still trying to synchronise all my music onto my shiny new ipod
itunes + slow network drive = 48 hours since i bought the fucking thing and still not a complete library on it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# yes, i have similar issues
my ipod has a larger capacity than my harddrive, so i've got an external drive, which is marginally slower at transfering files than if i wrote the fucking ones and zereos onto it myself
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)
# That's pretty cool
I'm listening to the tv at the moment.

EDIT: That second drawing is even cooler.
(Pelle ghola, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Cheeeers.
I love your stuff, so it's cool to receive a compliment from you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# i'm watching forrest gump
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# *points and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:26, archived)
# i like the film
the story strolls along nicely and mr.hanks is a great actor
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# oh mongy.,....*shakes head*
it's a terrible film...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# must be why it won all those awards
good book too
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# titanic won awards..no doubt phil collins has won awards and that is one of the most annoying replies ever..
you sod. :P
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# both titanic and phil have had their moments
titanic had a nice score and great direction ,phil had calling in the air tonight and buster
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# i am speachless !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# it is easy to dissmiss all things in life as shit
but there is beauty in most things, even phil
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# nooo. it's phil collins...nooo !
other stuff great, just not phil collins !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)
# he was a drummer in a great band
i don't like the way he left his wife, but

Oh think twice, it's another day for
You and me in paradise
Oh think twice, it's just another day for you,
You and me in paradise
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# genesis were always shit and when he joined they just got shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# they got shit in the 80s
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
# i struggle with prog as it is then if you throw phil collins in there it just kills it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# you uttercunt
that's in my head now

the most hypocritical, maudlin' dumb-fuck songs in exitence
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# sracist!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# yes i really hate sblack people.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I Know what I like (in your wardrobe) by Genesis is great
featuring the vocals of Gabriel and Collins....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# but a great book
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# hello duckie !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Ugh, yeah, it's on the TV next to me and I keep glancing over and wincing at it's sheer crudness.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# ^^^ this
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# RUN FOREST RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# listening to the Jazz CD my lady bought this afternoon.
very nice webcomic, sir, if a little melty.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:27, archived)
# your lady bought you a jazz mag ?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# i wish.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)
# aww. won't she buy you a copy of razzle or anything ?
thats a bit mean.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# yeah but i get to see her naked on a regular basis, it's like having your own walking jazz mag
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# awwwww. men, they can be so romantic.
bless.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Melty is the new humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Einstürzende Neubauten for me

nice pic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# what song/album ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Perpetuum Mobile

one of their best

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# For that, I'm gonna become your fan.
I looove Neubauten. What album you got on? My fave is the Strategies Against Architecture series.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Those are ace

I like Tabula Rasa and Perpetuum Mobile and a lot of other stuffs too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# i like Tabula Rasa becuase it has anita Lane singing on "blume" and i really like her
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Beautiful song
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)
# ooo it is.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Oh, and I like to think of Die Interimsliebenden als the official Mediocre Theme Song
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Best song ever.
They did an AMAZING live version of it on one of their bootlegs. Brussels in 2000 or something. I'll try and track it down.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I have that one
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Could you possibly upload it for me?
My CD-R of it skips in a couple of places. I'd love you forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Sure
one moment....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
# ilu.
That set is my absolute favourite live material of any band.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Bugger
Your webcomic is better than mine.

I'm listening to quiet things.
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Haha! Luckily though I've now given up the webcomic business, it was waaaay too stressful.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# my webcomic is on 'indefinite' hiatus, probably until we've moved house
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# You know that feeling. The proper term for it is "Den Helder."
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# your stuff is ace
although, i appear to be in a minority
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Cool

I likehis facial expression and his little pinky

What has this to do with Den Helder though?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I tried to draw a picture of the lighthouse of Den Helder,
Lange Jaap, from memory*, because that's where I hail from, and started to feel hollow inside, and switched to this. I'm glad I left that place. It is horrible. The only redeeming bit are my parents

*Shortly after listening to A Plague of Lighthouse Keepers by Van Der Graaf Generator.
(Pelle ghola, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I can't remember ever going there...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)
# who doesn't love Pork to the point of wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with the word?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Basically we are.. currently we are refurbishing your bank....


Totally Innocent..... click for more.

been done?
(purp is here, avoding the naughty step, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# what's
Brid flu?
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# hah
so is typing in the dark
(purp is here, avoding the naughty step, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Haha
May I suggest a light bulb, they are surprisingly affordable
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# cheers for toukie
a 'tis a thing of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:28, archived)
# that brid flu is a terrible thing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:14, archived)
# brids have been dying all over the place
no wonder you never hear of them much these days
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# You! I thought you'd been banned!
dammit, must try harder with my scurrilous plans
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)
# i've gaz'd all the mods
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# you ARE the mods aren't you? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:21, archived)
# WE ARE THE MODS
WE ARE THE MODS
WE ARE THE MODS
WE ARE THE MODS
WE ARE THE MODS
WE ARE THE MODS
etc
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:22, archived)
# was only the naughty step...
am trying to be good now.

Ctrl+F5 for some bIRds.
(purp is here, avoding the naughty step, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)
# eh?
you've been naughty stepped? but you're still a new person?!
Fucking hell, naughty stepped with your first post!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I learned a lesson...
...on my very first post after lurking for many a year. I should have known better in all honesty.
(purp is here, avoding the naughty step, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha, "baaaaaaaaaaaaaanned"?
/Dame Edith Evans
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# i hear john brid has been taken quite poorly
rory bremner has even muted the idea of replacing him with russell brand.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:18, archived)
# he looks smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:17, archived)
# i understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Most terrible of the Leontopithecus
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:48, archived)
# christ thats good!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)
# jesus ate my hotdog :(
edit : Woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I'd do those people in the background. PHWOAARRR.
Good work, matey.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)
# :)
Falcon Tamarin's eat small bewildered kittens btw
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:11, archived)
# can someone remind me the purpose of a maypole?
didn't they used to tie people to it and crush them to death with ribbons? or have i been watching too much hellraiser?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# it's a phallus
to invoke the fertility of the coming spring
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)
# come'ere darling, let me invoke your coming spring
Phwoarr!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Pretty little fucker ain't he.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I'm not sticking my cock in *that*

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:58, archived)
# WWMD?
What would Micto do?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Catch it, eat it, fuck it

In that order
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Micto fucks his own shit?
Good heavens!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:04, archived)
# what a time to log on!
i feel like a celebrity
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Nings you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:10, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# thats excellent !
AYEEEEEEEE *does fonze hands*

'ning all !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Hellooooo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:12, archived)
# hello hello and how are you this fine 'ning ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Happy to be free from having to type scientific terms into a spreadsheet for the evening
*smiles like the Cheshire Kitten* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:16, archived)
# finally got Photoshop and my graphics tablet
on my new laptop, can start drawing new stuff again.

Photobucket

Website
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:30, archived)
# haha
BETTY BO? BETTY?

i'll gaz her
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)
# huh?

Edit: didn't that bitch get banned?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:33, archived)
# doesnt she hate you?
isn't she your nemisis?
do you have more than one?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)
# yeah she does, is she back then?
Photobucket


Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)
# haha, she will be :)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Fun times.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's Betty!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:49, archived)
# *cheesy sitcom music*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Ohhhhhh, tell me more.
I was too busy being born when all this was happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Well
naturally theres people out there who dont like what i draw, the worst of these being Stick Label and Betty Bo Bibsters who would offer useful critique such as "omg this isnt funny and youre shit" eventually BBB got banned when the MODs realised that she was a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I hope people start hating my drawings soon.
I'll have finally become a B3tan then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:50, archived)
# She was also a complete nutter
and more or less single handily created the term 'conspiracy Friday' on /links
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:51, archived)
# hahaha
*ponders*

Edit: Your sig reflects my views.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)
# MOCK ME AND YOU'LL ONLY BE MAKING MY ERECTION STRONGER.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Win win.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I... ...
I'm going to stand over there now.

*jogs on*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:56, archived)
# she signed back up and is now called The Great Architect
quick, get her banned again







:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)
# hah!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Hah
Yep, they got on
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:55, archived)
# really?
I have no idea who, what, why or anything about this situation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Physics from a specialist vs. Paranoia
not much more than that can be said ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:00, archived)
# *takes umbrage*
/to Corsica for a weekend break.

I love DD's work, damned site better than I can do, plus it's always good and funny as well :)

Yes, BBB and I didn't exactly see 'eye to eye' - politely put
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# *chucklage
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Hahaha
my last cat used to leave worms on my doorstep for me to find as I left the house for work
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:52, archived)
# well get a bloody tablet from the vets for it then
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:02, archived)
# haha!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Cor

looking forward to some of your stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:59, archived)
# 'ning all

probably wasnt worth it
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I feel RISSy
(SquidHead, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)
# one is unlikely to get it if one is unaware of the unreal tournament series
so apologies to everyone in that category
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)
#
please explain it for the 99% of us who are unaware of the unreal tournament series
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Unreal Tournament is a space age first person shooter
with a story that is a cross between an inter species war and a game show
the more kills you get in a row (without dying yourself) the better you are judged, and when it gets sufficiently high you get a voiceover guy shouting "Rampage", "Dominating", "God Like" and other things
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:27, archived)
# played the newest one yet?
i really want it but i've promised myself i won't buy any new games until after exams.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:31, archived)
# you need a shit hot pc to get the most out of it
the sandstorm level is fucking amazing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:34, archived)
# yeah i'm running on a year old laptop
so...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:37, archived)
# if you dont know
then the effort in explaining is not worth the tiny bit of possible joy you would get, just ignore this thread and scroll down to the next one
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)
# ah right,
I am aware, but unfamiliar.
(SquidHead, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)
# one is unlikely to get it if one is unaware of the unreal tournament series
Like me, for instance.
(meat2veg hello!, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Hooray!
Someone else who gets UT!

I tried to explain it to my 14 yr old cousin a while ago. He was so unimpressed.
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha
aces
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)
# No, the BBC has it correct.
"Rampage" is ten. "Dominating" is fifteen. :-)
(greem, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)
# oh yeah
bum
i take it this would be too late for a ninja edit
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)
# What I want to know is...
... if the story came in as the incident was in progress, did it start by saying "Nine dead in Guyana killing spree" then change to the current headline after ten?

And this is why I should never be allowed to get a job in online journalism.
(greem, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:40, archived)
# M M M M M M MONSTER KILL
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:24, archived)
# *stifled smirk*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)
# OOoooh
you sick little monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:27, archived)
# My Name Is Jonas.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Good timing! I promised you a picture
Down there *points*

Howdy miss!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I saw it.
Looks good.

How're you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I'm good. :)
Not feeling ill any more! :D
And yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Hooray!
:]

I'm good. Just home from errands. Had to go to Sam's Club. I hate it. Xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Sam's Club?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:09, archived)
# It's this like
wholesale place. Like 100 packs of markers for 5 dollars and it's so excessive and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Oh ok.
I hate places like that.
They're all cheesy.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Yes
'Tis horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:12, archived)
# It is.
In other news:
The board is in its 80000000s!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I don't know that number.
It's too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:15, archived)
# 8 million.
Here was the 8000000th post:
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8000000
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Hahahah
Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I like how the subject line of the 8000000th post is "Nipple"
I got the 8 million and fifth:
www.b3ta.com/board/8000005
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)
# looks like elvis
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Costello?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:08, archived)
# yeah, when he was young
She is watching the detectives.
"ooh, he's so cute!"
She is watching the detectives
when they shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Heheh
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)
# i was compelled to dig out the cd....
...they beat him up until the teardrops start
but he can't be wounded 'cause he's got no heart...
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:16, archived)
# cracking tune
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)
# soup herb!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:26, archived)
# this is like
soooooo killerkitti2009 :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Hahah
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Is he carrying the wheel?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Yes.
And he wants to thank you for all you've shown them.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:12, archived)
# one of the best albums evar
a friend of mine, who always mishears lyrics, thought it went...
"my name is Jonah, I'm carrying the whale."
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Agreed
Also: Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:19, archived)
# maybe we should look at doing a video
for a Weezer song, if you are still up for it?

I have an idea though it may need some filming and/or some of your drawings animated.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I am still up for it!
What's your idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I'll gaz
you in a minute. it's an extension of an idea I've had for a while and don't want to share with the world.
though I doubt anyone really would care/be interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Oooh
okay. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:32, archived)
# say it aint
so.

/alternative reply
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:16, archived)
# hey jonas
hey kk!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Hallo!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:19, archived)
# i cant wave now
arms be sore from waving in the dark!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Aww.
Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:26, archived)
# RPS is shite etc. (But I DID make it!)

Lovely chocolate angel cake covered with cream and orange segments.
A very worthwile baking session.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:02, archived)
# ooo
that looks tasty :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)
# It certainly was.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)
# now make it look like goatse
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:04, archived)
# looks like
someone loves their baking so much they shuffled out a batch of their own personal icing on it.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:05, archived)
# That was the plan.
BIGGAR!
Notice the attempted wedding ring on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:07, archived)
# i dont want to look that
hard at it.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Ooooh.
Looks yummy ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:05, archived)
# :D
I'd have saved you a piece, but I've learned my lesson when it comes to emailing foodstuffs.

I had to replace the disk drive :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Hahah
Don't put salami in there. That's bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I didn't.
I read that if you put a slice of cheese in the disk drive it shows a short film about cows.
And similarly, if you put a slice of ham in the disk drive, it shows a short film about pigs.

It does, but they quality is terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Hahah
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)
# x]
Did you watch that film yet??
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:10, archived)
# FOOD.
YAY.

I also decided not to go out tonight and to get all my records/CDs out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:12, archived)
# ooo party animal you
edit: i say that but i'm going to the library to revise so i'll shut up
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:15, archived)
# I told myself I wouldn't drink or smoke which kind of defeats the point of going out.
So I'm gonna tidy my records :):):).

RPS TOMORROW, YOU'RE ALL GONNA SEE MY MUSIC :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:18, archived)
# i wish all my music was real
not just a series of number on my computer. i wish i could afford vinyls...
i've avoided drinking for a few days, smoking on the other hand, it'd take a team of sasquatch to stop me smoking
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:29, archived)
# i wish i had an oven
fucking student halls...
and a freezer
and less people nicking my food from the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:16, archived)
# thats sucks
last year at least we had a grill and two microwaves. it wasn't good but i lived. fucking hall food sucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:22, archived)
# 7-Shape Vector Villian!


Tony 'Switch Teams' Blair

---

Although I'm still doing the B3tans I need to
do a few more villians first to get them all up
to the same number of faces each. So I'm
working on scumbags tonight.

---

If you want to be immortalised and included in
the art project then gaz me. You can find all
the details here - Models Wanted

If you want to check out the ones I've already
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(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:00, archived)
# thats well good.
the wrinkles look incredible
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:02, archived)
# That's brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:03, archived)
# ilu
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] (*cough*)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:43, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:47, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)
# hahaha
that man is a dead cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:55, archived)
# passive smoker of the year 1994
(Spikey, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:58, archived)
# ooh
deadication!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:58, archived)
# *smokes*

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Pope. LOL
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Nice.
I just scrapped an attempt at a vector of Gail Porter. I got her jacket and spectacles very well, I'm just rubbish when it comes to faces.

Who do you want to see me vector?

edit - Sorry. Typo, just realised.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:18, archived)
# this is why:
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Problem solved!
edit - i did a mistake. look up.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:19, archived)
# That's rather rah
Woo to exploding goat sandwiches!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I guess this is the express train
'lo horrid
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:33, archived)
# lo medi
you'd be correct.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:34, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Who?
David Icke, on valium
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:19, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Why would I need a reason?
SHOW ME IT!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I also wish to see :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I can't.
It's gone.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:28, archived)
# it's a cryin' shame
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Or Janet Street Porter.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Manley 11/12
Street Porter 1/12
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Moses

on a bike

please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Janet Street Porter it is.
I could try to make Moses on a bike tomorrow.
Along with a Manley.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I won't be around to see it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Why, are you dying tonight?
Or travelling?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Maybe both
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Awww, bless his little cotton socks
Then again, he can do it himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:19, archived)
# very true
haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Proof
god has a twitch
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:22, archived)
# pope is happy pope!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Hehehe, silly pope.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:32, archived)
# LOLPOPEZ!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I saw something like that a while ago.
Less red though.

(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:35, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I think it's a dutch thing then
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 21:01, archived)

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