which is the home of the french dip sandwich...
mmmm...french dip sandwich...
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:11,
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mmmm...french dip sandwich...
I swear this happened before. But I don't like ignoring, so I shall hug you instead, so you can't move your arms to post any more
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:06,
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and vary it every time.
as it is, it's just shit.
are you Redmond in disguise?
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:09,
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as it is, it's just shit.
are you Redmond in disguise?
www.partyvan.info/index.php/Project_Chanology
definitly reeks of something, but i'm not sure what...
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:11,
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definitly reeks of something, but i'm not sure what...
I read that page and think of Citizen Smith shouting "Revolution!"?
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:15,
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Radical revolutionary who wasn't actually that good or well-informed but thought he was right-on.
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:18,
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We're not Anonymous.
We're not getting lulz out of this.
You're not even a very good troll.
Please, shut up.
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:12,
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We're not getting lulz out of this.
You're not even a very good troll.
Please, shut up.
4chan is for cunts...
b3ta is for gentlemen and ladies of notoriety.
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:25,
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b3ta is for gentlemen and ladies of notoriety.
More soon, I promise. Once I've marked all these essays so I don't get sacked.
*hugs back*
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:59,
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*hugs back*
But I'm better than him, dammit.
*flagellates self as punishment for shameless lying*
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:09,
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*flagellates self as punishment for shameless lying*
And he's a nice person.
Makes you sick really :)
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:11,
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Makes you sick really :)
do anybobby get to be that good? It must be some kind of strange magic. Like he sacrifices kittens to the gods in return for his unearthly powers.
Humph.
At least my ants don't have kitten blood on their conscience.
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:16,
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Humph.
At least my ants don't have kitten blood on their conscience.
actually. And trying to finish my PhD. Weekends, theoretically, don't exist.
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:08,
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And I hope you keep those students in line with your leathery whips etc.
/obligatory b3ta response
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:15,
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/obligatory b3ta response
please don't be philosopjy or biblical studies at sheffield.
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:19,
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Just thinking about her bush reminds me of 4adam describing something in graphic sexual detail
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:01,
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It was a long time ago
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:04,
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Click for bigger
I didn't want to just put water on it this time.
Edit: And it's not particularly clever, either :(
will you point me toward that displacement map tutorial you used please?
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:46,
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photoshopcontest.com/tutorials/26/displacement-water.html
Assuming you mean for water.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:46,
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Assuming you mean for water.
I've made floors (and a few skies) using a similar method, but I didn't use them as displacement maps at the end.
Edit: No, I just mean generally really. I wanted to know if I was missing a trick basically. There are always other ways to do stuff. It's pretty much the method I've used before though.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:50,
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Edit: No, I just mean generally really. I wanted to know if I was missing a trick basically. There are always other ways to do stuff. It's pretty much the method I've used before though.
to be brutally honest with you, I've never really understood what this is. The reflection's great though :)
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:54,
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The clue's in the filename.
But it didn't work well and I gave up on it, so I thought "Fuck it. I'll just cut its head off and reflect it". So I did.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:57,
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But it didn't work well and I gave up on it, so I thought "Fuck it. I'll just cut its head off and reflect it". So I did.
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
:)
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:47,
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Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
:)
With the tune/speed of either Damnation Alley or Urban Guerilla.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:48,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stars_My_Destination
And I envision it more as a Space Ritual-style space-poem
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:50,
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And I envision it more as a Space Ritual-style space-poem
when it jumps at your face.
...Or will you?
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:07,
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...Or will you?
There is a convention, however, that each new B3tan tablet should be christened with a CDC:

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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:42,
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until we see magenta spunking cocks we will not wooyay this pic
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:42,
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And wasn't feeling flush enough to splash out that much!
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:05,
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The Wacom bamboo. You don't want the "bamboo one", or whatever the next one up after the bamboo is, which has the same hardware but charges you another £20 for some software you probably don't want.
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:03,
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It's the bamboo fun which is the next one up. That's the bunny I got, I'd recommend it for Artrage (or you illegal types could just buy the cheaper one and download the software) coz it's a very cool for fake painting stuff
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:06,
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I felt no need to pay anyone for Artrage!
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:13,
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that the pig is actually his half-brother...
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:45,
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For tuppence he'll give it a squeeze.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:38,
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1) Pigs Arse - Check
2) Clenched fist - Check
3) Phonecam - Check
4) Profit
I like it!
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:47,
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2) Clenched fist - Check
3) Phonecam - Check
4) Profit
I like it!
i can't say for certain why but that hand frightens me.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:35,
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In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter - bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."
~Stephen Crane
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:35,
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I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter - bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."
~Stephen Crane
but thats a good poem. i'm deeply unsettled by it.
are you a fan of blake? i love his Poison Tree
quotations.about.com/cs/poemlyrics/a/A_Poison_Tree.htm
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:40,
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are you a fan of blake? i love his Poison Tree
quotations.about.com/cs/poemlyrics/a/A_Poison_Tree.htm
I find it hard to get past the rhymes. I don't really like rhyming poetry too much :)
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:52,
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rhyming needs to be well done. i'm really into spoken word at the moment. especially the spoken word from sage francis, he's a rapper but his poems are sublime. you should check out his poem "hopeless" its beautiful
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:56,
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we've all fingered our throat at one time or another :¬)
EDIT: I find it a damn good cure for hiccups.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:35,
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EDIT: I find it a damn good cure for hiccups.
I'll have the proof back at my desk on Monday, that or i've just made an enemy of someone
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:36,
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Then lots and lots of playing around. Sometimes they work and sometimes they just won't. I've produced lots of pics lately that don't make it as far as the board.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:44,
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fucking hell, despite being capable of such highs, the lows on here can be pretty poor..
(edit - why did I edit? it made less sense than in does now and now is really poor)
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:49,
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(edit - why did I edit? it made less sense than in does now and now is really poor)
it's not really about anyone else's standards. If I make something and I don't like it, I won't usually post it, unless I think it's bad enough to be funny.
Having said that, I know I've posted stuff that I've been disappointed with, and it turns out that a few people have enjoyed it, which is a nice surprise.
Plus of course I like to think I've posted some of the worst jokes ever on here, but that's a bit different :)
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:59,
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Having said that, I know I've posted stuff that I've been disappointed with, and it turns out that a few people have enjoyed it, which is a nice surprise.
Plus of course I like to think I've posted some of the worst jokes ever on here, but that's a bit different :)
now I've got to dig out my old Ministry albums :D
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:08,
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I liked the results, so you can have a gander

Click for bigger
.:edit:.thankye for the .gif, it's not a .bmp anymore, so stop shouting at me :(
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:16,
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Click for bigger
.:edit:.thankye for the .gif, it's not a .bmp anymore, so stop shouting at me :(
but when i save pngs, nero decides to eat it - probably should have paid for it i guess. iu shall try to make it pngy
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:22,
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...else they would collapse from their own weight.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:32,
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but the scary people shouted at me. i'm still basically a newbie here, i just registered a while ago then forgot.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:37,
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the Bitmap has a resonance unique to those who embrace these decorative arts.... Simple and direct but always, but always, hinting at time well spent testing another's homebrew.....
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:46,
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EDIT: or maybe not now I look again

500th post, hence god-like nudity.
You might as well make sure you have the biggest.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:14,
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But I don't know many salesmen or their jackets.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:16,
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The size of Gods wang makes this even more hilarious.
*clicks*
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:13,
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*clicks*
that sentence alone has sentenced me to hell.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:15,
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send god over here.
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Sun 27 Jan 2008, 8:10,
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Kudos on the t-shirt! I havent heard Me First for years!
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:08,
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however, the presense of me first and the gimme gimmes (who i'm listening to now) makes it ok
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:08,
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some raw-editing, couple of filters, and some editing on saturation of certain parts + historybrush and so on.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:10,
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turn out blurry or crappy in whatever way
i like to filter the crap outta them...
like this one of my best friend:

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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:13,
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i like to filter the crap outta them...
like this one of my best friend:



i really want a nerdy hexidecimal rainbow going around my arm, but i can't decide if i want color or not.
i like the concept of the color one better, but i think that the black one is more visually appealing over all...
gay-geek pride! ^_^
Personally I prefer black tattoo's - but in this case it kind of defeats the point.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:02,
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But it's hardly the most outlandish tattoo ever, so I don't think that the colour would be an issue in that sense.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:03,
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not only is it in Elvish, but it says "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck"
/obscure reference?
i seem to say that to you a lot :D
i think if you're gonna have that on your arm, may as well have it in colour :D
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:02,
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i think if you're gonna have that on your arm, may as well have it in colour :D
but if it is just color with no outlines,
it would probably bleed pretty badly over time...
tis a very confuddling decision!
^_^
also, HI!
*tackles*
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:03,
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it would probably bleed pretty badly over time...
tis a very confuddling decision!
^_^
also, HI!
*tackles*
ow!
so, how's it hanging? leaving all the ladies breathless? ;)
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:05,
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so, how's it hanging? leaving all the ladies breathless? ;)
how long have you been having good nights for then? :D
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:10,
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it was kindof a bizarre night though, so
i'm not sure where i stand with her...
i like her a lot though...
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:25,
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i'm not sure where i stand with her...
i like her a lot though...
That way it only makes sense to those who know and it will be more visually apealling.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:03,
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the problem with colour is every few years you need to get it re-done.
what does this hex mean?
and black if you go to shit tattooist. motherfucker will pay.
edit: is the hex the colours of the rainbow?
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:04,
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what does this hex mean?
and black if you go to shit tattooist. motherfucker will pay.
edit: is the hex the colours of the rainbow?
i was thinking...that way if people who are all
homophoby were like "whazzat on yer arm"
i could say that it was hexidecimal and confuze them
but the people that would get it are the people who
are made of 100% AWESOME
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:05,
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homophoby were like "whazzat on yer arm"
i could say that it was hexidecimal and confuze them
but the people that would get it are the people who
are made of 100% AWESOME
I only realised it was ever a problem when the LGB society at my uni politely asked me to stop using the word "gay" on my radio show to describe music i feel is a little soft. I, of course, didn't mean it in an offesive away but as a puerile joke. they were very nice about it though and just made the point how would i feel if someone described crap music as Yiddish. boy did i feel stupid :/
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:15,
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but mind you I would never have a tattoo done myself
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:03,
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That as soon as you get the tattoo done, they'll adopt a whole new set of colour standards.
Just to spite you.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:03,
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Just to spite you.
go black, lovely idea too :)
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:05,
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Keeps the point, and makes it more striking =]
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:05,
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but saw the agony on some guy's face through the window, and abandoned the idea :(
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:06,
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i've three thus far and the only one that hurt was the one one my right shoulder blade. that hurt like a bitch. thing is, you feel high once its done. massive endorphin rush.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:09,
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(, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
hit my spine, both shoulder blades, and some scar tissue. hurt like a bitch.
and yet i am going back for more...
: /
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:15,
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and yet i am going back for more...
: /
it's not only more visually appealing, it's also more nerdy, as only webgeeks will know what it means ;)
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:12,
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i'm a bit obsessed...and the girl that i'm...
seeing? i dunno... anywho...she has lots...makes me want more.
i have several friends who feel that way about them too, but
i made them read this book i got for christmas that explains it all
far more eloquently than i can...
i personally consider tattoos to be art. as an art major and
whatnot, i find the idea of using the body as a canvas to be
amazing...
there are some people who just get tattoos because it is "cool," but i feel that
if someone gets them for the right reasons (ie self expression, for some people it is
even a spiritual thing), that they can be beautiful.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:21,
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seeing? i dunno... anywho...she has lots...makes me want more.
i have several friends who feel that way about them too, but
i made them read this book i got for christmas that explains it all
far more eloquently than i can...
i personally consider tattoos to be art. as an art major and
whatnot, i find the idea of using the body as a canvas to be
amazing...
there are some people who just get tattoos because it is "cool," but i feel that
if someone gets them for the right reasons (ie self expression, for some people it is
even a spiritual thing), that they can be beautiful.
i need to get them covered up. they were drawn really badly by the only guy in our area who didn't ask for ID. in retrospect i feel fucking stupid.
i love the one on my hip though "liberté, egalité, fraternité" in lovely swirly writing. want another tat so badly.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:27,
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i love the one on my hip though "liberté, egalité, fraternité" in lovely swirly writing. want another tat so badly.
i usually really dislike wings but those are really different. very cool. there are far too many angel wings one. i did once see some one who had binary wings. they rocked.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:34,
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i was hesitant to get them, but i love davinci
and to this day i am yet to see someone who has the same ones.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:37,
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and to this day i am yet to see someone who has the same ones.
the absence of colour just adds to the nerdyness of it all :)
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:19,
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ties it all in nicely, though one should be purposely wrong to see if those who stare at your chosen arm are proper geeks with attention to detail.
The tattooist won't necessarily have the exact colours for the hex codes, mind.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:39,
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The tattooist won't necessarily have the exact colours for the hex codes, mind.
six colours.
(Newton simplified the colour continuum to seven discrete steps for theological/alchemy reasons, there aren't "really" six or seven or any other finite number.)
Being as how it's gayshift (hurrah!) and rps (boo!) and we've fallen off the bottom of the page (runs out of interjections!) here's him indoors when he was still raw and in agony –

(done in 2002, the black is now more blue but the other colours have held up reasonably and the fades are more fadey.)
(,
Sun 27 Jan 2008, 0:27,
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(Newton simplified the colour continuum to seven discrete steps for theological/alchemy reasons, there aren't "really" six or seven or any other finite number.)
Being as how it's gayshift (hurrah!) and rps (boo!) and we've fallen off the bottom of the page (runs out of interjections!) here's him indoors when he was still raw and in agony –

(done in 2002, the black is now more blue but the other colours have held up reasonably and the fades are more fadey.)
Just been gaz'ed with this:
Hello
You should learn when to remain silent yourself.
It is after all, a virtue.
One I hold dear.
(Redmond, Sat 26 Jan, 23:05, ignore, delete, archive, reply
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:18,
archived)
Hello
You should learn when to remain silent yourself.
It is after all, a virtue.
One I hold dear.
(Redmond, Sat 26 Jan, 23:05, ignore, delete, archive, reply
oh well, we were nice and offered advice, he ignored it and stopped us trying, his loss.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:23,
archived)
It's been a plan for my webcomic for a while, so here we go... Whoopee!
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:55,
archived)
Brilliant!
In other news, I have started watching 2 lovely series' from the US this week and I suggest everyone views them. Reaper and The Big Bang Theory!
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:12,
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In other news, I have started watching 2 lovely series' from the US this week and I suggest everyone views them. Reaper and The Big Bang Theory!
nice!
Edit: didn't read the title first.....
silly Boris...
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:54,
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Edit: didn't read the title first.....
silly Boris...
Go to my room and think about what you've done.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:58,
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...embroidery?
...whimpering until you get a backrub?
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:23,
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...whimpering until you get a backrub?
i've failed you and let you down !
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:25,
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...but only if I can have a backrub. *whimpers*
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:33,
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too many ants in it, technically, but working it out made my brain hurt even more!
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:19,
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and then it got massacred in the optimisation

cfb (403k)
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:48,
archived)

cfb (403k)
permission to nuke the mini-Noels granted. It is for the benefit of humanity.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:00,
archived)
It might not be so good to shower Edmonds-dust over large parts of Europe in the inevitable fallout...
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:15,
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but you might get more, b3ta feedback, if you say nice things about what other b3tan's are posting
Simply posting something and vanishing doesn't really work around here; /board thrives of energy, not silence
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:00,
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Simply posting something and vanishing doesn't really work around here; /board thrives of energy, not silence
still you win points for not using peppers, huntley or glitter. so YAY ! LETS HAVE A PARTY !
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:47,
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now show us your tits
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:51,
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and after that i have a one track mind.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:52,
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i'm not sure how well he'll face off against SC Wasp though.
(,
Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:55,
archived)
BEE SPEWS GREEN BUM PISS THROUGH WATERING CAN ON HEROIN.
I like this :)
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:44,
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I like this :)
awesome Green Lantern book with even more awesome artwork from the late Seth Fisher
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:45,
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I'll check after the move, in between sorting through 12 months or so of 'unsorted' comics.
I'm a little more GL obsessed than usual, following the fantastic 'Sinestro Corps War' arc :D
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:46,
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I'm a little more GL obsessed than usual, following the fantastic 'Sinestro Corps War' arc :D
no. don't have that one. it is the one i thought it was though, so something's working in the brain.
or maybe i do have it.
i dunno.
have you seen the Alan Moore short story 'In Blackest Night?'. one of the cleverest GL stories i've read.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 22:58,
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or maybe i do have it.
i dunno.
have you seen the Alan Moore short story 'In Blackest Night?'. one of the cleverest GL stories i've read.
the bestest of all the DC heroes ('part from bats natch)
anyone read the rebirth of hal jordan?
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:00,
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anyone read the rebirth of hal jordan?
Rebirth was good, but the SC War was better.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:04,
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i've only just got into GL after reading Superman: red son and Rebirth. the pair made me fall in love with character of Hal Jordan. Have you read Kevin Smith's Green Arrow?
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:11,
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carried on reading GA after Smith left too.
in fact, i read about 50% of the DCU ongoing series and have done for the past 8 or 9 years. i drop stuff and pick up others from time to time, but seem to spend far too much on the damn things.
you'll also be wanting to read 'Emerald Dawn' and 'Emerald Twilight' then too.
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Sat 26 Jan 2008, 23:20,
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in fact, i read about 50% of the DCU ongoing series and have done for the past 8 or 9 years. i drop stuff and pick up others from time to time, but seem to spend far too much on the damn things.
you'll also be wanting to read 'Emerald Dawn' and 'Emerald Twilight' then too.
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