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[challenge entry] Carry On Fisting!

(MikeXPose, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)
# sealmess
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# oh god it's everywhere!!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# No,
it's just a bit of frost on my beard.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)
# seams ok
Now with added seams

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Come on...
Ok, it's not great but it's not as bad as the Barrymore effort is it?
(MikeXPose, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Nah, i'm just kidding
Mine was rubbish - yours is blended much better!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Being bored + Clive = this shite


Just thought I'd say hi.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)
# reminds me of madness combat :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWT4lpBu5F0
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Blocked LOL
.

I think I might start doing these and eventually a comic...
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:55, archived)
# RARRRR

Hello again board.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Awww!
He is lovely.



I still want to see Cloverfield though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I wouldn't not like to not see it.
The only thing that seems to hook you in is the question of whether the person filming lives or dies, and whether they beat the thing.

To be honest, not enough to make me want to watch it. They just showed everything really in the trailer.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I did think they could have made it a bit more ambiguous
But I'm always up for a romp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Now I've got TaTu in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# running through your head
running through your head
RUNNING THROUGH YOUR HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# And now I've got you in the video in a tiny girl's school uniform.
This is a good look for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8005049
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I bloody knew it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# If I had one, you'd be the first to see the results.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# \o/
*goes kaufening*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You could try and get into my old one.
It comes with thigh socks and tiny skirt, due to my slutbeing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# 36" waist*?
* on a good day
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)
# 28- 45"
I went through a LOT of changes...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Is there any reason we're rubbing my thighs and not yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *show official thigh inspector card*
hey lady, i'm just doing my job.

*carries on rubbing*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# My thighs are ridiculous.
I appear to be basically a Robert Crumb cartoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:40, archived)
# *slaps back of neck*
*whoops*

*yadda, yadda, yadda's*

you are a jewish princess aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I am, I am.
There is no denying it.

I need a kilt, a tight jumper and some wooly knee socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# stop it
i'm at work, you'll make me explode under my desk
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Oh don't toy with me
I'll only do it more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *cannot deny the shelf any longer*

*asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)
# *bets*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha :)

he is ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Rarrrr :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# here is the monster...If you want to see it
[SPOILER!]

patrick.ripp.eu/images/cloverfield_monster.png
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Whale avec baggy jumper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Mr Splashy Pants?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# To be fair, that's cooler than I expected.
I think him and my little dino could have a nice little friendship though =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I wonder if JJ Abrahams...
has ever played on FFX for, er, maybe a couple of hundred hours.

And then, perhaps, like ripped off a bunch of ideas wholesale. Still, it looks pretty cool.
(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Hello !
lully as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:29, archived)
# McQually
(vidkid, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# More useful than a philosophy degree
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# and tastier
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# ...
I thought you needed a philosophy degree to work there?
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Blaise Pascal
had very little to say on the matter of food preparation.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# true
I guess his interview for the job didn't go to well ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Oooooh
A McA-Level. Can I has one?!
(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# he gives them out here:
www.mcdonalds.com/corp/career/hamburger_university.html
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# and they get there meat here...
www.mcdonalds.com/supplier_listing.html

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Arse
I got horsed
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Better that, than...
Horse

I got Arsed
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Is it sore?
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:18, archived)
# hahahaha
i had a firned who worked ther, burnt his arm on one of the hot things, got a massive blister and then accidently popped the blister over the fries.

lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Aren't you meant to wear plasters over things like that in the service industry?
Pardon my ignorance, I've never worked in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# probably. but how many of them bloody do it is anyones guess.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Bleeeurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Yeah
The mayo was a bit tangy that day
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hahaah ewww
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Ahh lovely
I used to work as a baker - a colleague burnt his arm badly on an oven and ran into the walk-in freezer to put his arm on the floor and cool it. It stuck and tore off the top layer of burned skin.

After it scabbed over, he burnt it on the oven again in the same place and it stuck to the oven and tore the scab off.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Darwin Award hopeful?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# oh bloody hell i bet that fucking hurt.
i really hate burns, the other week a match box exploded in my hand..2 great big blisters for ages...luckily it's pretty muich healed now. but burns are the worse.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Arf!
exploded I was dicking about with exploded...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Flowers For Algernon AICMFP
Edit- as you've got the skills, I may have to start badgering you for lovely cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Excellent book.
One of my favourites :)
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# One of mine too.
In fact, the only sad book that I love, really. I'm not a huge fan of things that make me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I defy anyone to read this book
and not blub at the last line.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)
# *nods* at all of it, really.
Sometimes I can barely manage to read it as I know how sad it is, but I muddle through.

Have you seen the film verson? I had to turn it off after 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:32, archived)
# It's an excellent book but a shit film
in which regard it is remarkably similar to Kurt Vonnegut's 'Harrison Bergeron'.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I've not read OR seen that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Well worth a read.
Sort of the opposite of Flowers for Algernon. It's set in an oppressive future where everything has to be average and all excellence is stomped down - strong people wear weights to make them as weak as everyone else, intelligent people have headphones with noises to stop them thinking etc.

Harrison Bergeron breaks free of this and is killed for it. Another sad story, particularly his parents' reaction.


EDIT: Here you go...

instruct.westvalley.edu/lafave/hb.html
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Oooooh excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Aha, another great story, though a short one.
I've heard of the film but deliberately avoided it. The actual story is very amusing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I haven't seen the film, it's called Charlie? (I think)
It's one of those books that just wouldn't translate to film because a lot of the humour is how his language evolves in the diary. The day he finds out about punctuation is my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Oh bless him, yes!
It was NOT good, the film, I mean. Not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# =]]
I'd like one of those plzy
(Kaytee, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 16:33, archived)
# crossdressing = dress for the cross


I've just finished a 3 hour Biblical studies exam and this had been bothering me the whole way through. Apologies to anyone offended...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Jesus is a pretty girl :3
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# nice legs
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I really want a segway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# you'll get bored quite qucikley
i would imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# sexy jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Don't apologise to christians or trannies please.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# 'nings dude!
i missed your ning earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# i won't apologise to trannies any more
also thats an amazing gif. massive though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# massive? 149k?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# ah i didn't check the filesize.
it just took ages to load. stupid internet is crap in my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)
# IT'S A FUCKING OUTRAGE
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Saboo You Slaaaag!
This is an ooouuutrage.

/Boosh Blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# *knows nothing of The Crunch*

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# He wears it well...
Black is definitely his colour...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)
# how has that got anything to do with the challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:09, archived)
# you're right
i didn't actually mean to compo it. stupid fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Biblical studies exam?...are you wanting to be the pope or something

I went to a catholic school...but I sure as hell didn't do any exams in biblical studies.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# everyone wants to be the pope
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# it's not as if you're going to go for a job interview
and be asked how the Israelites got into Egypt and how their plight and suffering would help your position within the company.

it's all one big silly made up story that has been twisted out of all context to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# true
which makes me wonder how one applies, or is offered the job as pope. Goalkeeper or fascist seem to be good things to have on the CV.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I LOVE JASUS !


that is most excellent sir.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)
# does it also bother you that youre spending time studying superstitious nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# i'm a rank atheist
i also failed first year and as my course wass a dual honours philosophy and politics i had to study another program compatible with philosophy.Biblical studies was the only one i was able to do without an english a-level so i decided it would be worth a crack. also the main body of the stuff is about how ridiculous it is
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# as I wrote my reply i thought to myself:
"what am i saying, i wish i'd done more wanky subjects at uni"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Meow Tse Tung
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# HOW MAO
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# heh heh


There goes Jeffrey Dahmer
With a festive Christmas ham..
After he has sex with it
He'll eat up all he can..
And there goes John F Kennedy
Carolling with his son..
Reunited for the holidays
God bless us, everyone!
Everybody has a happy glow
Let's dance in blood, and pretend it's snow..
Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell
It's Christmas time in hell!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)
# QnD - Mousey Tongue
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Best toy in the universe!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# thats pretty bloody nifty !
*CLICK*

'Allo, 'Allo, 'Ning and such, B3ta. :D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
#
swoons
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)
# yay !
:D :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# You should sell this to Google now!
/profit
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I had a big red bucket of it when I was a kid
And my mum gave it to my skiving uncle to make a couple of quid off at the carboot. I'd still have it today if she hadn't so I'm still kinda bitter.

She thought I 'didn't play with it anymore'

...YOU'RE NEVER DONE WITH LEGO MOTHER. NEVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# THIS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)
# My mum gave mine away to our friends kids, who were younger and more prone to have a fit and not give it back.
i miss it. lego is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)
# You must buy more.
And make it your own. Try this....
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha. altho lego let me down a bit..my dad bought one of thoes great big lego display dragons
that they have in toy shops and that you weren't allowed to touch as a kid...so we get it and not only is the fucker glued together, a fair old bit of it was bloody duplo.
bloody taking the piss !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I've got one of the big moulded plastic minifigs
they put around shelves in the toyshop. They're really hard to get hold of because they're all on loan to the shops, and the LEGO shop reps are very picky about getting them all back.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)
# mum!
can i have my lego back now?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)
# She sold it for crack, son
sonshe sold it for crack . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)
# NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
kind uncle dave...
you'll buy me more!
actually, i was ..... umm.. playing with my lego last night and i noticed the lego Qui Gon Jinn looks like dad when you take his hair off!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)
# NO!
I'm playing with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *wrestles*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:55, archived)
# my mum swapped my lego for a basket of lemons
I'm still bitter about it
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Groans
but smiles in appreciation of a tastefully placed pun.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:09, archived)
# wheeeee!
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)
# stickle bricks ftw
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Awesomeness
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Beautiful
That's my new wallpaper for use in the office. Cheers!
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 13:01, archived)
# wunderful
:P
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 15:32, archived)
# !
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Woo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# it burns!
AHHHH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I for one welcome our new vampire-zombie-monster overlords
great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Yes, love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# woo
thats ace!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Shooting custard into their eyes is all they understand
/Daily Mail

Woo!

Too big as per . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# laser lentils!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Awesome
Really reminds me of this artist I saw an article about in a tattoo magazine years ago, shamefully I can't remember his name but this is very similar and therefore very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)
# cor !
excellent stuff
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Silent but deadly
*fears tree-ninja bears*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# What's better, tree-ninja bears or samauri pandas?
There's only one way to find out...

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

*hides behind tree*
*videos*
*profits*
(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)
# SWEDEN LOOKS LIKE A WILLY! LOL!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Teehee!
Edit- fuck me, in about a minute this place has gone from lovely and warm to FUCKING FREEEEEEZING.

*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Well put some bloody clothes on!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I have got some on!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# bah!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I reckon our office is about 14ºC
but the air-con unit thinks it's 26ºC! so it's trying to cool it down . . . GAH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I think that's what mine is doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# creepy,
i just got back from the wards and my office is freezing!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# are you working in the morgue yet?
if so, there's your answer. :) ning
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Ghosts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Could be, could be.
This building's only 20 years old though, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# That'll be *at least* 3 ghosts then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)
# This.

see any cups move?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Only when people move them.
And I'd know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Who are you going to call?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# The media!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Pfft
In fact pfft10
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# UNCLE!!!
*hyper nephew hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Yo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# good to see you punning again sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yippee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Hooray! Just seen the subtlety
Too busy laughing at the Swedish willy :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# THAT'S more like it!
Hurrah!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Oi! Give my bum back!
'ningles deeteeaitch :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# SHANT!
*adds to bum collection*

*mounts . . . on the wall silly


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I did :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)
# JESSIE!
*squeezes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Not too bad
It's the missus' first day at the new job today so I am full of the nervousness for him, but also gleeing that he's only 10 minutes walk away.

Also fretting over this fucking virus that is going around Messenger and I'm having little to no luck getting off his puter :/

All in all it sort of averages out really.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I sent him a text


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)
# where you bin dave?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:27, archived)
# DRINK!!

(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Classy choice of booze there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# the very
best! =)
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Tramp Party!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# dance, dance, dance!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# ;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Hehe
Have you been listening to the 99p challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha er no..... *legs it*
Edit/ just saw that your a bristolian, do we ever have south westerly bashes?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Wino's makes
me smiles
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)
# teh brew!
1) ½ teh Brew ½ White Lightning, splash of blackcurrant.

2) Drink

3) Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
#
3) Profit vomit
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# or..
3) vomit Wander the streets shouting "Bleeeuuurrghghgg!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Dad?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I think you mean
3) Profit Vomit
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# aarrrghhhh^^
You dirty brain reading mindpisser!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Here y'go
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Mind the piss. Mind the piss.
Stand clear of the floor please.
Mind the piss.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# 'stand clear of the floor'?
*levitates*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)
# pissage!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Morning all...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# ris?
or have i not had enough coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# What lunacy is this?
HE HAS THE LEGS OF A WOOOMAAN!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hahahha
i once had to pay almost as much money for a insurance policy on a phone as the line rental itself. waste of money that!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha!
nice leg swap
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Ha ha!
that's from my re-enactment group!

http://www.durolitum.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)
# God that should be expected to last 5 years,
which would include most stuff you'd buy from somewhere like Currys, Are covered by the sale of goods act for 5 years for repairs.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Traced with lines and shaded.

Weird huh?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Puts me in mind of
Doctor Terrible's House Of Horrible.
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Mr February
Serious Burns Reconstructive Surgery Clinic Calendar 2008.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Reminds me of Grandpa
from the Munsters
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)
# This would have been soooo different If I'd made the film....


Click here for other gubbins!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# This is madness
Woos
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# *Insert obligatory Sparta joke here*
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# ^ This IS madness
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Predalien Version2, awww he's cute!

Yes, his head is a turkey and his arms and body's made of legs. What of it?
Background image source from here. I thought it was very cool. Safe for work.
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)
# in regards to the background image...
seem a shame to fill it with shite!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I know!
Reminds me of the sets in the first Resident Evil film.
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)
# funnily enough I am buffering extinction right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# "Buffering Extinction"
Sounds like a good metaphor for life!
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)
# well, part 3 anyway.
I have one more semester at Evil College before I can legally attempt to take over the world and wipe out all species.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# shite?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Hey!
That's my 2nd favourite film of all time.
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# hahahaha
thats ace!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# mummy?
woo

EDIT: Has anyone had this problem with b3ta before as I'm having it almost constantly at the moment: When I hit refresh I'll sometimes get a screen of code and the if I do it again I'll get just part of the page. It's happening about 60% of the time and it's really annoying!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)
# No, I'm not getting that.
Maybe you need to buy a new internet from the shop?
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I tried but they had nothing in my size!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)
# you need the big and tall internets shop
on the highstreet.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Ah that's the problem.
I went to the small and low internets shop on the low street.

Actually I think I've fixed it now. I suddenly realised althing I periodically reinstall this PC I back up the entire folder for Firefox and although the installation
is new the cache must be months old. So I just cleared it and that seemed to do the trick.

EDIT: Damn spoke too soon!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Just as well.
Internets cannot be returned.
They are like underwear in that regard.
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Ah but you can use the internets to return used underwear!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# I tried that.
But got my pants caught in the CD drive.
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Kill It!

Kill it with hammers!

or at least poke it in the eye with a b3ta flag?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# haha
that's woo, that
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Pray tell us, can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Anything can be milked
if you squeeze hard enough.
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)
# that's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I can be squeezed
Can you milk me Greg?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Woo!
I've been writing breathing exercises.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Nobody breathes properly.
Apparently. I read that in a book.
(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)
# in through the nose
out through the mouth.

that'll be the usual fee, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)
# In through the mouth
and out the nose.

Less odour ;-)

EDIT: More bogeys most likely.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Another famous BBC celeb has taken over the show...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Gaaah!
Dalek with light sabre ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)
# i knew somebody would say that!
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)
# hehehe
Well you were right then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# That's suitably leftfield for Monday.
Woo.

TJ who was it that was advocating the Tony Hart knighthood petition? Signed it and got the most rubbish reply ever over the weekend:

'Thank you for taking the trouble to sign this e-petition.

The Prime Minister recognises the achievements of Tony Hart and the widespread regard in which he is held. But it is of course the case that only about 60 Knighthoods are granted each year and there are many deserving candidates for each honour.

However, the government can assure you that your support for this suggestion will be taken fully into account. '
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Bob Geldof and Alan Sugar are more important?
They can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# can you imagine giving it to alan sugar?
as millionaires go hes fucking pathetic and a big beardy cunty too.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I have respect for him from a business stand point
He's made everything from nothing, and that's not easy. But I can think of some far more deserving people for a knighthood.

Has Fry been offered one yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Services to Futurama?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# No, Stephen, nitwit.
Fry am not real boy no strings hold him down yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)
# they will probably
give it to michael barrymore or some other shitbag
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Vernaaahn Keeeeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)
# GOD DAMNED DEMOCRACY!
I SAY WE KIDNAP SOMEONE TILL THE DEMANDS ARE MET!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)
# i live in hope
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# They are not endangered......

You just cant see them;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)
# haha!!!
thats ace that is!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)
# why thankyou:)
It took me ages as it was my 2nd ever photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I love that image


in the FACE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)
# [..and so we meet again!
]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Fuck it with a light sabre
then eat it off a bed of bamboo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)
# YES!
destroy the useless bastards!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)

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