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# bored
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Bridge?
Helicopter?
Fake I say!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# sharks!

dead ones :(
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha
the Tate Codern?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# So was I
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Fuck!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# fan-freakin'-tastic!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# This is worth unlurking for
WOO
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# *grabbles*


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:30, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hahahahahaha
wonderful!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# That is all kinds of wonderful, well done you! :D
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Are you my mummy?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Yes, now come here and let me destroy you.
For the good of humanity.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# how rare!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Right! It's obviously Pig Time! \o/
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I'm on my way, I'm making it...
Pig Time!
Oh, yes!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# LOL!
nicely done, sir!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# How's thee, good man?
Sorry to have burned your retinas out yesterday.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Hehe - no worries.
I'm getting by, I think. A certain chapter in my life just ended, so I'm feeling a little 'adrift'.
Booze helps, tho.

Your good self?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Everything's been finallized already?
That was rather quick!

From an outsider's viewpoint, I can say that. I am still watching my sister go through hell with her ex on a weekly if not daily basis, and it's been nearly ten years since they signed the papers.

You holding up okay, good man?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Hmmm.
Must admit, I'm not sure. Trying to bury myself in w*rk, which although a questionable course of action, at least keeps my mind off things.

Thanks for asking, though *manhugs*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# *sandwiches*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# What a nice looking pig
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# She's very lovely.
One of two sisters.


Edit: How rude of me, that's very kind of you to say. I shall let her know.

/talks to inanimate objects blog
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# i think
my bro had a similar pig as a child, either him or me,
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Yeah, I know...
I should have grown out the cuddly toy thing about 35 years ago (if not more).

They are *fab*, though :)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# why on earth would you want to do that?
they're more forgiving than humans (and often more open to suggestion!)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:29, archived)
# How so very true that is.
(apart from the suggestion bit).

*feels rather sad now*

:(
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# aaah
*manhugs*
*nicks wallet*

gotta stop reforming to stereotype
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Cor!
I like this pig :)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# arrrgh!
kill it with oven-baked hammers!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# AAAAIIEE!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# kill it kill it kill it
woo
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# piggypiggypiggy
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:05, archived)
# arf!
has Jade Goody popped another one out?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# gah!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# good grief!
argh!

/Now come on, add a comment to 'you know what'!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Christ!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# BEWARE
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# WORMS
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# PIGS WITH TITS
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# PR0N!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:11, archived)
# *yiffs*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# barnyard yachting?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# TGMTFH!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# The Cowgirls Singer

hello all... not been about much recently, hope all is well in b3taland
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!!

*loads Blunderbuss*
steak anyone?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Mmm
And freshly gathered milk, straight from the mother ;)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# bitty.....
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# She's Ace!
Hope you and the littley are well! C]:0)


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# ta!
and we are thanks. life is very busy with the little 'un but starting to get the hang of it I think (hence grabbing 10 minutes to waste here :)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I should be an uncle (again)
any day soon . . .


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# whee!!
and you do it so well!!
*holds hands out*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# *vomits into palm*
'scuse . . . better out than in


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# *runs to shops*
how many penny sweets can i get for this?




i've been barred....
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Mmmmm

sicky
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# hooray!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# fantastic!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Steer it up,
Little darlin' steer it up
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# i logged on at just the right moment
splendid, i trust you and babytech are fine and dandy.
and of course mr tech.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# :)
we're all good thanks
good grief... that kylie / queen image in your profile is terrifying!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# the sauce images were worse, trust me.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# fantastic :)
hope all is well with you (and yours) :)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# ta!
just been reading your latest in the Nuts saga... good on you for keeping the pressure on :)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# It took far too long to get around to doing that post
far too long - but thanks.

I'm still nothing more than a country bumpkin trying to wade my way through these murky waters, but it seems to be doing ok.

My biggest mistake has been giving people the 'benefit of the doubt' over such things, and thinking the best of people. Sadly, it doesn't work like that.

The first comment alone on the relevant thread has doubled the ammunition I have to go further with this if needs be.

I've got the bug now and the bit between my teeth :)

(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Buffalo Girls?
Well done that man.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Yay for Milk Pistols!
\o/
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)
# yay!
hellooooo!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# hurrah!
welcome back to you and hello to J.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Woo! A Stalefishes.
Photobucket
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I like your picture of a kitten skateboarding!
*click*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# REMEMBER KITTENS:
don't catnip and skateboard.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *nods solumnly*

Solumnly agrees
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# i've been there man!!
it ain't cool....
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Aw come on man, it's like totally safe if you don't do anything stoopid...
Just roll gently, breathe deep and you'll be fiiine....

*rolls into canyon*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *climbs down*
*takes wallet and bag of catnip*
*climbs back up*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# *twitches*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# holy crap, he's alive!!
*climbs down*
*bums*
*climbs back up*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# *enzombifies*
*chases*










*slowly*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# mad skills :)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# nicely.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# This was in my head for some reason...
Now it's out.

(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *offers alcohol by way of cure*
:)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Mmmm. That sounds so good right now
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# whisky, single malt, straight.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Bowmore Mariner 15 Year Old do ya?
Barkeep! Double shot for the man, here - he's in need!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# And keep that mystical Whoopi Goldberg trap of yours shut for once.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# :(
Just trying to help....


Edit: Oh, I get you now!

Doh!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# :o
RIGHT! NO-one speaks to Kevin Grunty like that!

*headlocks*
Now apologise!

Edit: Should I let him go then?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I think we're on the level now
/takes the tng analogy too far blog
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Hmm, well, okay...
I'll let you off this time! but I'm watching you... *does 'watching you' action*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *observes 'watching you' action*
I say!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# sorry - did you drop this?
*returns monocle*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Ooops - sorry!
Thank you for that, young man.

*hands a shiny penny for your trouble*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Yes indeed, unless he mentions Luoxanna Troi....(sp?)
Then, he's for the high jump!

;)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# best of all the space-slappers
;p
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# *Holds bottle back*
No more top-ups for you, sunshine....

;)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# *sobs*
datas dead man!
can't you have some respect and leave him alone!!

=D
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# He's had his (micro)chips
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# LEAVE DATA ALONE!!!
/Chris Crocker
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# But... but...
He's not a human being!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
# 'noon sir...
how be thee?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# i'm very well good sir!
how art thou?
all set for saturday!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I art fine and dandy...
Arriving a little late on Saturday which means I'll be playing catch up, which is always dangerous...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# god damn you sir.
i'm starting a wee bit early so you'll be playing MEGA ctach-up!
BWAHAHAHA!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# What time are you getting there?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# 'round nine for me...
I'm good at catch up though...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Excellent!
I shall look forward to seeing you again :D
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# why so late?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Various:
2pm London - metting with hard selling IT bloke about why I want to stop being a Nu-Meedja wanker and be an IT geek instead.

3pm London - set off, he surely can't take more than an hour, and if he does he can feed the cats while we're out.

5-6pm Birmingham, arrive, park, check in to hotel meet Mrs. Doom's Uni mates, eat.

8pm Birmingham - full of curry, wander around the Bull Ring, lost despite having locals in tow.

9pm Birmingham - arrive ready to drink self into a stupor...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:14, archived)
# ummm....
i don't know actually...
we'll need to grab somefoiod first then we'll probably head straight up.
do you want me to give you a shout when we get there?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Yep!
I'm not sure when we're arriving, the missus handles most travel arrangements o/
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# it's a date!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# It's because he's talking in Comic Sans.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# But why is Picard talking in the titles from the original series?
This makes no sense
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# it's a bit like
talking courier gothic when you leave the book world and encounter a 14th century prophet

/web-based fiver to anyone who gets the reference
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Is it like rain on your wedding day?
/ doubts it, but felt it had to be said.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# is it like a bees nest falling in your picnic basket?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Only if you have honey sandwiches
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# it is not
it is not even musical
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:20, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# pfft!
You space-loon!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# hahaha!!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha, crikey
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Big Yes
Woo
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# yey
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:00, archived)
#

...........sorry.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# :o
Et TU brute?!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# You mean
"Et tu, MMmmmmmmnnnnggggg!"
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *swoops in for a hug*
:)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# GLEE!


...and alcohol right? you DO have some whiskey or summat hidden on you don't you? *starts going through pockets*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Hip Flask with afore-mentioned (excellent) malt.
Just don't ask why.

:)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# It does sound like a fine nip to me
I shall keep an eye out for it
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I gotta say it:
"HEY YOU GUUUYYYSSS!!!"
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# umm... I'm telling hedgehog on you
i feel so guilty for laughing. there was a song in the charts called "spasticus autisticus" once...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# written and performed by a polio sufferer
which didn't lessen the amount of complaints the beeb got about it
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# this
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Ian Dury & The Blockheads!!!!! \o/
".....knock me daaaarn wiv a feaver....."
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Oh god
pfffft
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# RUTH RUTH RUTH
BABY!
RUTH!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# You're not really sorry, we can tell
I'm in a repost mood. Have one from the animal suicides challenge.


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Awwww
It's always the smart ones that get dragged down with the ol' depression, they don't call it the thinkers disease for nuttin' ;)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Hahah
aww!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Have you seen the LOEG: The Black Dossier?
Orlando (then called Vito) manages to escape a certain slave revolt simply by claiming "I'm Vito"...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I've read through some of it.
Skipped through most of the non-comic book bits.
I think it's a bit crap really.
The only good bit was when Mina makes a dig at Americans using the letter 'X' as short for 'Extra'.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I've made myself a bit ill
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# am i a bad man?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# No
Because it is sleazy, especially that guy!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
#

(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Bindun, but that's nice too!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Bah!
:-)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# pffft!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Blue loves playing swingball
part XIX

check profile for more
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha
what the hell just happened in my head.

I think blue needs a maniacal grin.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I was meant to put one in
but forgot. ah well
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# The train one is the best.
By far.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Well
I think the nonchalant whistling works pretty well.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Hahaha
I love these
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Nice blood spraying.
Woo
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# haha!!
nice!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# y'alright son?
I've just spent some time sat in the local hospital and saw a guy cheerfully pottering about who reminded me of you.

I know you're pretty fed up of work, but just the general 'smile and get on with it in the face of a bunch of jobs-worth, more important than thou, cretins' attitude made me think about you.

Or maybe I'm reading too much into stuff cos I was bored rigid :)

Hope you're ok anyways.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# i'm ok mum!
why was you in hospital? is everything ok?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Glee :D
Nah, I'm all fine, don't ye fash
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# *hugs*
you're not going anywhere are you?!

you still bashing saturday?!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Nope! not going NOwhere
...except to Birmingham for bashings!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *hyper glees*
*collapses*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# / kicks with steelies
/ nicks wallet
/ throws empty wallet on the floor.
fekkin' cheap bastard...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# urgh...
my moths!!
they're escaping!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# hostingpule?
Shadowing yer man I hope and not in there for a medical reason . . .


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Heheh, summat like that
I did manage to meet up with him for TWO seperate cuddles!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# so you were there for your own reason . . .
C]:0\\ *fashes*


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Nooo!
I'm fine, nowt wrong with me :D
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# 'k


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha
These are great.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# ohnowtflol
hello awesome. O'pard, that is ! !


new story arc?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# This is a thing of joy and wonder.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I shall do about ten comics
of his wanders through sleepland as the ghost-awesome and then we shall return to non-normality.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# YES
Do it!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# spider and scorpion!
and awesome-0-pard! one after another, fuck yeah!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# at the risk of speaking too soon
this Tuesday is turning out not too shabby at all.

Edit: And the obligatory wooyays to the above and below posts of course.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
#

(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Beware of Andrew Eldritch and his band!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# hoorah for you!
I am about to post a new awesome-o-pard. You have rather won the oddness competition though. *clicks, albeit bedrudgingly*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# hahaha!!
i love the last frame!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# They caught the villians then
good detecting
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# damn those other sides of my personality!!
uh-oh... everythings going hazy..
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Mad
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Draw them escaping now!
Woo!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha this brilliant
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# arf
woo clcikckety
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Captains Log:
Four score and seven years ago...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# it has Shatner in it, so it's great in my book :)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# magic chair
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Wakkkaaaaaaaaaa!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# You forgot this
'Chump Man Bear'
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# arf!
the Haily clorn frake
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# My dad used to read that.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha This is a winner!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Fluff
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# FLUFF
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Awww!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# bluurgh!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# That's so fluffy it made me vomit a little bit
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# tis fluff
wants alternative/truthfull valentines comp
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Like candy hearts with SLAG written on them?
That sort of thing?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Love hearts with
"If you loved me you'd take it up the wrong 'un"
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ^^this
and more
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Gets my vote
^^
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# ?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# haha
I'm Spart....
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Sporticus is odd.
I just published this: b3ta.com/links/Google_think_that_Scientology_is_a_dangerous_cult

So I am spamming it, like a big gay spam bear.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# haha!!
the bloke that plays him certainly keeps himself busy!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# It scares me that
the guy who playes him is 43..

and this is plain wrong..
www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/lazytown/fun/workout.shtml

It's for Kids! Near killed me trying to keep up with that stuff.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# it's killing me just watching it!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Yay!
The ending was sad though.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# waits for someone to add
the little girl to this image in a totally wrong way (got an essay to write, otherwise i would)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Bindun ?
Photobucket
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# YES!!
i r baboon reigns king in his mind!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# oh bollix
That's the price I pay for moving to the arse end of nowhere and neglecting the board for a couple of years
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# eh?
what did i do?
argh!
not the face!!

i was only saying i like that cartoon!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# ah
sorry lost a bit in translation there
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Needs more dung flinging...
Oh wait... he's got an iPhone :P
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Fuck yes!!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I R sniffing finger in public...
always sticks in my mind for some reason

Woo!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Sexual fascination?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Not today thanks, too busy
maybe tomorrow
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# It's always available.
Call me.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# scientists think this is a 'mommy' fixation
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I R BABOON
i love this - have a woo
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Warning! May contain traces of geek joke.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
#
it's a bit boxy, but drives nice!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# post it as a gif with changing colors.
/ geek blog
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I didn't think enough people would understand for it to be worth any real effort.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# pfft
I had to look it up - so can the rest of the unwashed hiddled masses!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Without looking it up...
Am I correct in thinking it's an old 3D modelling concept of cubic units analagous to the 2d Pixel? (i.e. voxel = volumetic pixel?)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Yep that sounds pretty much right.
It may be old, but we're still using them in medical imaging.
/behind the times
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 15:01, archived)
# *beats up*
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# OGRE!
OGRE!
OGRE!
OGRE!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# / Curls up in a tiny little ball
...hoping nobody goes after the kidneys with their steelies.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# funny you should say that...
*lays into with steelies*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# *Points*
COMPUTER CLUB! COMPUTER CLUB! COMPUTER CLUB! COMPUTER CLUB! COMPUTER CLUB! COMPUTER CLUB! COMPUTER CLUB! COMPUTER CLUB! COMPUTER CLUB!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# The cat is in first, second, third, fourth and fifth gears simultaneously.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Dear B3ta, long time listener, first time poster
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Goodness right through it
tad on the large side, but nothing to get too upset about.

Pull up a shop, welcome a kitten.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Tad on the large side?
That's what she said...

but I posted it any way.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Hooray for comebacks :D
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# And that kind of humour will make you no friends around here!
no loads of
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Good retort
but here're some optimisation tips:
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

The standard on here is less that 50k for a still image and less than 250k for an animation. By 'on the large side' he meant the file size, not the dimensions.

EDIT: How rude of me: that's a very good first post. Welcome to B3ta!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# You're not the real Brian Blessed
You're not speaking ALL IN CAPS.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# he's just his Brain.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# No.
He's Brain Blessed.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Woo! unt Welcome!


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# pfffft!
this is a good newbie tuesday today!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# execellent first post!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# nice :)
helloes!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# very nice indeed :)
welcome aboard
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# A fine opening effort
welcome
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Welcome
Help yourself to a kitten and make yourself comfy.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# SAME FIRST NAME!!1!!11 (sort of)
You are my best friend

*stalks*
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# ARRRG TGA got first oh well meh
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha, sorry, but these are ace!
/next up, lolcat stamps!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# last pearoast i promise
have this from last night

(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# That made me wheeze last night
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# haha!!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Super Tuesday!

Saw McCain on the TV last night and thought I was watching Bush's clone.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I like the way the Americans have tried to sex up
probably the worst day of the week by calling it 'super', but it's still a fucking Tuesday.

BTW, Woo to the pic.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Oh yeah.
It feels all of teh sexeh here.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# how are your nominations going?
you president minister yet?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I am King of the World!!
So where's Kate Winslet when I need to stand right behind her?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# ooer!
=)
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
#
Is that a Titanic in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# uh...
yes!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# But which IS better? Soup? or Tuesday?
There's only one way to find out...


FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# CATARACTS!?


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# CATARACTS?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# CATARACTS?
/best tv burp moment, ever!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Image challenge?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I think Hillary's gonna win
Don't you?

(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# KAPLA!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# /buries Bat'leth
in skull.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I like Barak
He just seems a bit too good to be true though..

If he wins, he'll probably get assassinated.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Every US president since Abe Lincoln...
elected in a year ending in 0 has had an attempt on his life. There's less than a year left for someone to have a go at W.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I nearly got him with that pretzel
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# It would have made my decade
had you succeeded.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Good try!
Gotta get him next time with a box of Krusty the Clown's Krusty O's, with a jagged metal Krusty O prize in every box!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Bloody hell
that's a bit scary.. They've both got the same inane expression on their face!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# They sound the same too
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# McCain? Bush?
They sound completely different.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# they are all still cunts.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Bushy or Chips?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# last US election I merged Bush and John Kerry
and came up with a passable Clinton

(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha he's such a twat
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] come on! tell me i don't know anything about music or perspective!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Name that
tune!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# you kids and your bloody 'music'!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# A bedlam of adolescent noise!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# you rang?
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Nice try
but not enough staves :D
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Is he trying to stave off something with music?


Woo!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# This can only lead to treble
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# just wipe that smirk off your bass.
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# don't get crotchety!
quietly proud of that one
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
#
you're barred with that sort of comment!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I suppose you think you're clefer
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Oooh, that's sharp!
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# We've fallen flat onto our face again
Although it's only natural that puns would be made...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# that pun made my knees go all a quaver
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Just remember to breve...
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# He's A Sharp one alright
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Braw!
I was gonna do a similar idea for a b3taday pic


(, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)

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