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Oh No!

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samjuk, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:11, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:11, archived)

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:14, archived)

arf!

That's not how to fly!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:20, archived)

Wow yay! The drummer lemming.

Do we have other professions so we can start a band?

(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:20, archived)

haha! hell yes.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:35, archived)

Yay! :D

You win all the click.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 4:06, archived)

the drummer is made of cocks.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:32, archived)

for kk

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:06, archived)

ALSO:

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:07, archived)

That's nicer :D

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:08, archived)

RAVE! RAVE! RAVE! RAVE! RAVE! RAVE! RAVE! RAVE!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:10, archived)

the first one is nice, this one is slightly shiny, hence nicer

well, my tum-tum is playing up, so i'm off for a lie down. g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:10, archived)

'Night!!!

*panders*

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:11, archived)

heh

shine that badge up ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:15, archived)

You're still here?

Oh bums! Rumbled!
*fawns anyway*
*gets badge*

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:16, archived)

Goes to find his 3D glasses...

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samjuk, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:12, archived)

i loves it!

shower tiem. back soon.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:07, archived)

That's ace :D

I did one of her for Kk once.

I mean, it's not any good, but still :) (CFB)

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:08, archived)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:17, archived)

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:18, archived)

oooh

i thought mofaha's was debbie harry

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)

WHO IS THAT

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:17, archived)

Hayley Williams

Singer with Paramore. I asked kk for a suggestion of a subject for a pic and this was it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:30, archived)

ugh.

"influenced by the likes of jimmy eat world and sunny day real estate...."

that has to be the silliest phrase i've read this year, and i've read terry gilliam, derek mccormack and gahan wilson books recently.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:37, archived)

For imnotplayinganymore

I just traced your lineart, because I was worried about mucking up on the original. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)

Haha that's ace! :D

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:26, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:27, archived)

OH NOES IT IS BACKWARDS

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:27, archived)

AH!

IT'S DIFFERENT! I FEAR THE CHANGE!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:27, archived)

OH MY GOD WHAT WILL WE DO!?

IT'S GOING TO DESTROY US ONE BY ONE!

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:28, archived)

HIDE IN A FORT!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:29, archived)

BUT THE FORT'S WINDOWS ARE OPEN

WE CANNOT ENTER WITHOUT FLICKING THE LIGHTS ON AND OFF A HUNDRED TIMES.
BUT WOE IS US! THERE ARE NO LIGHT SWITCHES IN THIS MEDIEVAL CASTLE! IT WILL SURELY CRUMBLE AROUND US!

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:30, archived)

HIDE BEHIND A VERY TALL PERSON!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:32, archived)

GET BEHIND ME

I WILL PROTECT YOU WITH MY ULTIMATE ARRAYS OF /AC

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:33, archived)

*hands other half of candy cane*

I meant *hides*
Damn /ac.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:33, archived)

I put comic sans in it

/ac

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:36, archived)

*steals squishy emo*

/ac

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:37, archived)

It's sewn into your underwear

/ac

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:38, archived)

Kick 'Em When They Fall Down

/ac

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)

Not if things I put effort into are shunned by cunts, no.

/ac

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:43, archived)

LEAVE BRITNY ALONE!!!!!

/ac

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:44, archived)

I'm not going into it, but believe me, I have reason to be pissed off.

/ac

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:46, archived)

A lot of my autocomplete

is emo song lyrics. Xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:47, archived)

A lot of mine is block capitals.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:47, archived)

hahah

I've got a bunch of them.

lyrics such as:
Don't say you miss me, you probably don't
Catch me if I fall into the night
Say goodnight, say goodbye
etc.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:49, archived)

No wedding ring = fake

/ac.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:50, archived)

She wrote back to me.

I think we just...'broke up'.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:52, archived)

Oh no!!

You must feel awful..

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:57, archived)

It's liberating.

But yeah. It hurts. She told me Judy was her new best friend because she was 'sick of it'. last time I checked, she was the one doing shit to me, uncaring, while I was treading lightly so as not to disturb her blissful existence.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:00, archived)

I can't say much, so here: *hug*

I did reply on dA with an Emar to cheer you up...

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:03, archived)

*hugs back*

thank you. :]

EDIT: Shower.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:05, archived)

No problem.

Alright :)

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:06, archived)

wahey.

I'm still up

There should have been a bit of a beard in there, but I'll let you have some artistic license. :)
nicely done.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:26, archived)

I thought there was a beard

but then I wasn't sure, plus I'm horrible at facial hair. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:27, archived)

it's ok..

I'll go shave.. :)

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:29, archived)

Hahah

Is that you, then?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:30, archived)

Aye.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:33, archived)

Now I feel like I should add a little beardy bit.

Hold on. :]

EDIT: I tried and failed. I'm sorry. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:34, archived)

CHINSTRAP FTW!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:36, archived)

haha.. oh no..

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:36, archived)

*looks at ground*

*shuffles feet apologetically*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:37, archived)

Well played.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:31, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:33, archived)

that's very nice and now it

appears I was too slow in doing this for you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:38, archived)

oh wow

that's rather lovely..
how'd u do that?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:39, archived)

Pen tool

in illustrator, create path, stroke ( with current brush settings ) delete path, next path ad nauseum. Just change the brush dynamics as you go. Then resize the whole thing and save for web. it resizes smashingly because once traced it is a selection of vector paths and so loses no quality.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:44, archived)

You actually seemed to have cleaned it up

as opposed to me just tracing it. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)

You? Tracing? No way!

;]

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:43, archived)

tchssssssh

I've been rumbled! *runs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:44, archived)

*catches*

MUA HA HA NOW I HAVE YOU FOR MY COLLECTION *brandishes pin*

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:47, archived)

*cowers*

*uses tiny-ness to slip away*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:49, archived)

Butterflies do not escape and they are tinierness than you are! x]

But because the mental image I got was so incredibly cute I will let you go out of the kindness of my cold black heart.
Except it's warm and red, but close enough.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:51, archived)

hahah

*runs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:53, archived)

Don't run away :(

Shocking, though - I have a really big monitor now, and you still manage to drag me off the edge of the screen.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:04, archived)

hahah

I win.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:33, archived)

True.

And I was still here waiting for you hahaha!!

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:36, archived)

nope sorry.

traced it on a Wacom.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:45, archived)

So did I

hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:46, archived)

but you did it

freehand Miss, I did it cheathand. And with that, goodnight all.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:04, archived)

You? Taking the easy way out? NO WAY!

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:46, archived)

BASH EM BASH EM BASH EM!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:44, archived)

I cant wait!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)

*click*

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)

I read that in the voice of Microsoft Sam.

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)

GAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:32, archived)

ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT THE FLAGSHIP ROBOTIC VOICE OF MICROSOFT IS A HOMOSEXUAL

RACIST

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:35, archived)

I'M SAYING IT PRONOUNCES EACH A WITH THE A SOUND

SO GAAAAAAAY WOULD SOUND LIKE GAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:38, archived)

YEAH I KINDA FIGURED THAT OUT AFTER I POSTED

I GET A BIT SLOW SOMETIMES, EITHER I HAVE TOO MANY OR TOO LITTLE CATS ON THE BRAIN.

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:43, archived)

EITHER IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH

CATABETES, IT'S CALLED.
YOUR PAWCREAS PRODUCES NOT ENOUGH DOGSULIN SO YOU CANNOT KEEP IT UNDER CONTROL.
INJECT YOURSELF WITH PUPPY URINE TWICE A DAY.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:45, archived)

FFFFFFUUUUUCK

I MIGHT DIE

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:49, archived)

DEATH BY KITTENS

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:52, archived)

You think so?

My money is on them being the
slackers that they are and not
changing it until thursday eve.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:26, archived)

*click*

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:33, archived)

A challenge is only as good as the entries people put in it

and this one seems to be full of entries moaning about the challenge, rather than people trying to put some effort into making something funny or good.

If I was Fraser, i would let the challenge run another week, just to say 'Fuck You' to everyone who complained.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:41, archived)

I don't think anyone cares any more.

the image challenge is obviously on it's arse when all it requires is a blindfold, a dictionary and a toothpick to set it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:49, archived)

Oh yes,

we could solve all the worlds problems this way!

Problem 1: Fundimentalist Suicide Bomber Muslims..
Solution: Just get them to "put some effort" into christianity or another more passive religion!

Problemn 2: Vegetarian child will not eat steak..
Solution: Just "put some effort" into eating meat!

Problem 3:Rape victim crying in the shower...
Solution: She should have just "put some effort" into wanting to have sex with that man!

You should run for PM.
YOU'LL HAVE MY VOTE!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:55, archived)

AND MY AXE

srsly though, Bob here has a point. A shit challenge post is a shit challenge post - whether it's shit because there's no effort, or shit because it's complaining about the challenge, or both. I just don't post anything for challenges I don't find to be any good, rather than moan about it. People moan here too much. Moan moan moan. I'm going to moan about moaning now, you bunch of moaners D:

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:58, archived)

where would we be without criticism?

Nobody would feel good about themselves, because they would not be able to feel better than others.

On the other hand, no bady would feel bad about themselves as they had never been told something they did was crap.

We would all be like... "Meh."
Self improvement would become a thing of the past.

THINK OF THE FUTURE! NOT TO MENTION ALL THE CAREERS YOU COULD RUIN WITH THIS ATTITUDE OF YOURS! YOU SICK FUCK!!!*

*may be ranting and full of shit:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:08, archived)

Haha. CRITICISE THEM PYLONS! THEY'RE TOO WIRY! TOO MUCH ELECTRICS!

There were some good entries for this challenge, actually. And lots of naff ones. The challenges have been like that since I've been on here. IT'S PRACTICALLY TRADITION.

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:12, archived)

by "since I've been on here"

you mean the whole 6 months longer than me?
;)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:31, archived)

Why am I not in fucking bed?

I've been here, on and off the best part of b3ta's life. The image challenges, for all the time they have been running have not been like this. Yes, they have been shit in the past but that WAS down to the lack of effort/interest/talent. There are always the outstanding posters of course but for us mere mortals it is no longer WORTH the effort that some would have you make. Many of us have grown in talent yet don't bother with the challenge because we can't/won't do animation. Challenge comes down to random bloke being asked to judge the images, random bloke picks mutated monty ( quite rightly ) then the next best two moving images. There is no incentive for the people that believe in the challenge to make an effort when your images are swamped by crap because the challenge has no parameters and allows all the useless cunts to write text on a photo and post it as if they achieved something and random bloke can't be arsed to wade through a swamp of shite to spot a good still image/idea.
Give a brief and a set of goalposts, make a few rules and some ( more )people might make worthy images. I know it's not worthless 1000 but make it a competition, give away icons or something but make it so that there NEEDS to be effort.

Edit:// sorry, that's just a rant in the general direction of the ginger fuhrer and nothing to do with SPN. Just seemed an appropriate place to have a rant when finally off my tits on the good rum.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:54, archived)

I know you can't see this because you think I'm a cunt,

but that is absolutely spot on.
*clicks*

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 4:00, archived)

*clicks*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 4:34, archived)

I'm not complaining

*looks slightly smug*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:08, archived)

There's a limit to that logic.

I know that b3ta isn't really a business, but if I put out a product that people didn't like, I'd take their feedback on board and try to make it better.

I wouldn't keep selling it as a way of saying "fuck you" to my customers.

But yes, bitching is boring. I'm no saint but some people need to take responsibility for their own fun.

To be honest, I quite liked this challenge for the sole reason that hardly anyone bothered posting in it. The board has had a chance to breathe and get creative again, rather than another week of MOVIE POSTERS LOL.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:31, archived)

^..^

(xaniac, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)

sweet!

that gargoyle looks as if he's pining for his lost love

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:07, archived)

or waiting for the barman to pull his pint

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:09, archived)

or is having a sneaky piss off to side and doesn't want to draw attention.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:10, archived)

that's lovely

i try to inject a bit of romantic back story into this lovely picture and you two throw a spanner through the pink fluffiness!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)

A spanner covered in blood and spunk.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)

exactly.

that's hardly romantic, is it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:15, archived)

Depends if murder/rape weapons float your boat.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)

well

i am rather fond of the M41A pulse rifle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:18, archived)

So, overkill is your game is it?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:21, archived)

i intend to go out in a blaze of glory, yes.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:23, archived)

cor

thats ace!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:07, archived)

*sigh* Stop nagging me bitch or I'll throw you into the sea

How dare you speak to me like that you little cunt? We have children to think of, and you sit here staring at the water 24/7 instead of winning bread like a real husband should? I should kick YOU off the edge into those murky depths and leave you for Barry next door!

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:08, archived)

She used to rock his boat

But now she has a heart of stone.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:11, archived)

It brings a tear to my eye.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)

Am I watching channel 5?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

Actual lol!

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)

That's lovely :)

Woo!

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:09, archived)

what have you done here then?

it looks nice.. but i can't tell.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:10, archived)

dun?

shopped gargoyles out of old print
filtered all kind of things for textures , constructed parts of gargoyle (wings) where old movie star (Al Johnson) had been cut out
Made moon sky and sea for background using Bryce

shopped in shadows where necessary

(xaniac, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)

*cliques*

and *clicks* too

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:23, archived)

wow

very nicely done. :)

I appreciate it all the more now.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)

Likewise

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 8:59, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)

Are you making any more render/comic strips out of DD's characters?

I liked those..

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:15, archived)

I sort of promised that I'd finish this at least.

Not just Doc but a few others wanted to see this joke
become real. So the third story "They came to Crush Earth"
is next for me to do. Hitlers may get a comic of their own later.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:22, archived)

GODDAMNIT THAT CAT IS SEXY

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)

Which one?

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:39, archived)

What?

[/:-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:01, archived)

No,

       /  /
(/:¬D-|---^O===D
       \  \

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:06, archived)

Long Dong Hitler

Star of many porn films.

*makes note of this new Hitler*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:15, archived)

He's got the horn

and she's got a cauliflower ear.
Sound Marrage that.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:18, archived)

moody. nice.

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)

super stuff.

i'm glad you explained the process, it helps dolts like me figure out how to improve our skills.

though i'll never get to bryce, that may as well be magic as far as i'm concerned.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 6:50, archived)

My first picture post!

(hathat, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:02, archived)

I love this no matter how many times it's bindun :D

*click*
Impressive lurking, by the way.
And you DO know this is actually ON the front page at the moment?
www.b3ta.com/board/8023897

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)

copying

I actually made the picture for something else and saw that the cotm was about pylons so I posted it up without reading the front page.

(hathat, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)

mmm

original, considering its on the fp :P

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)

OLD JOKES TOLD THE SAME WAY.

Welcome, new(ish) person. You have a good username.

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)

Haha

I loves this! I think it might be the inclusion of sheep-mimsy that's getting the blood racing.....

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:04, archived)

Sketching with ArtRage

I know it's crap, but it's late, so I hope nobody minds if I pop this here.

Ideas for colouring methods/styles?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:57, archived)

Aww

hahah I love it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:58, archived)

BOO!

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)

Ah!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)

How are you?

And hi.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)

I am...eh.

How're you?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:02, archived)

Eh?

What's wrong?

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)

Emily trouble.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)

Is that the whole "She's my bestest friend ever!" thing on dA?

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)

heh

yeah. I figured it out on my own. But reading her new journal didn't really help. I noted her to tell her i wasn't sure if I wanted to continue our friendship cos she'd hurt me a lot before, and it was all becoming too painful. It's all fucked up.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:09, archived)

Of course she wants to be your friend!

I've not heard her say anything bad about you, anyway.
She most likely doesn't realise.
I don't want to get too involved, I have a habit of messing things up, but I do think you should talk to her.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)

Maybe she does

but I don't know if I want to be hers. She's not worth my tears. Jesus. WTF happened to good friends?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:17, archived)

I don't know.

Good friends are very hard to come by.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)

are you serious?

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:23, archived)

Well I don't have many good friends.

I have a few friends who are good people, but not people who I'd consider spending more than a few hours with at a time.
I have met many many many people and only a couple have become really good friends.
Although you'll most likely say that it's because I'm a cunt, but I assure you I'm not.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)

I'm terrified of the outside world and I don't find people to be assholes in general D:

You're doing something wrong. Or your area is shitpile cuntfail in terms of humanity.

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:29, archived)

The latter.

It's fucking CORNWALL for christ's sake.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:31, archived)

Don't people go there for holidays?

People don't go to MANCHESTER for holidays. And you never hear the phrase "IT'S GRIM DOWN SOUTH."

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:33, archived)

IT IS HORRIBLE HERE

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:36, archived)

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD MAKE IT A BETTER PLACE THEN

MAKE FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE

YOU TOO CAN BE A RISING STAR

101 WAYS TO ACHIEVE CORPORATE SUCCESS IN 7 DAYS

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:38, archived)

RISing STAR

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:39, archived)

This is true.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:26, archived)

It is.

Some people who are good friends turn out not to be, too.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:29, archived)

Yeah

I'm noticing that.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:31, archived)

It's unfortunate.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:33, archived)

say to her

"listen, bitch, if i want shit, i'll eat bran. get yourself out of my life before i rip your lips off and feed them to you."

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:14, archived)

I so would

if I wasn't 5' tall and 100 lbs. Cos she's 5'5" or 5'6" and probably well over 100 lbs. >.<

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:18, archived)

I feel so tall.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:19, archived)

i should do

but i spend my life stooped over so i can hear what the little people say

why can't everyone be normal sized like me?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:21, archived)

What are you, then,

like 7' tall?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:26, archived)

6'1"

i do know taller people, but most people i know are 5'8" or less

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:29, archived)

ohh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:41, archived)

Shut up.

I actually grew an inch. So I'm 5'1". But still.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)

I'm 5'8"
But I feel short a lot of the time.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:26, archived)

God damn.

Everyone feels tall with me.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:28, archived)

I know a girl called Mary

who is as tall as I was four years ago :P

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:31, archived)

How tall is that then?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:33, archived)

Erm

I don't know.
Edit: looked it up...
It's erm..*cough*..
5'1"

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:34, archived)

*glares*

Of course.

;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:39, archived)

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:41, archived)

haven't typed a smiley like

:) for ages. I always use :] now.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:43, archived)

I use either.

I've got into the habit of saying x] now.
Silly Tomo giving me habits.
She also got me saying Welcome Back every time someone gets back from somewhere.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:48, archived)

hahah

that's kinda odd. The welcome back thing.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:50, archived)

Heck

I remember when a smiley was a full three characters :-)

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:18, archived)

bigger peoplew will usually respect you more

if you stand up to them. if you don't seem scared of someone bigger than you, they assume you're tough and won't mess with you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:21, archived)

maybe in fantasy faggot land.

THIS IS THE REAL WORLD WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SURVIVE IN THE POST APOCALYPTIC NUCLEAR WASTELAND WITH THAT ATTITUDE?

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:22, archived)

COCKROACHES AREN'T VERY BIG

AND THEY WILL BEAT US ALL

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)

i'll survive

by gutting you and wearing your skin as a radiation shield, thus keeping me alive and mutation free as i loot and pillage everything i need to live

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:26, archived)

hell yeah

that's the spirit

I'll have shot you with a hunting rifle from miles away before you got near me to do that, though, of course.

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:27, archived)

from miles away? really?

hear that rustling in the bushes?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:33, archived)

OH SHI-*ghaarrkh*

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:34, archived)

*dons shada suit*

heheheh

COME ON, OBLIVION, I'M READY FOR YOU!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:41, archived)

Please do.

And fast.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:28, archived)

that's hardly romantic, is it?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)

but some bitches need a kicking, especially if they're picking on someone smaller than them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:22, archived)

STOP STALKING PEOPLE D:<

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)

*throws pander fawn badge in your eye*

/ac

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:07, archived)

Girls Aloud

/ac

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)

Firstly, maybe he has NO BALLS

/ac

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:14, archived)

He's not a hippy.

/ac

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:19, archived)

I'LL GET YOU SEXT TIME GADGET

/ac

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:21, archived)

QQQQQQQQQ

/ac

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:42, archived)

*KAMEHAMEHA*

/ac

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:49, archived)

well thanks a lot :)

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)

may I give coloring him a go?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)

Of course you may

You'll have to touch up the outline though ;)

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)

yay!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)

Oh and gaz it to me when you post it if I dont reply to the thread

because that'll mean I've gone to bed.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)

Hokay.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:10, archived)

colour the sticks magenta.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)

haha

I might just turn them into giant vibrators for your pleasure.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)

ohh goodies

I'll fwap in anticipation

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)

Not crap!

I really like that, he looks completely demented :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)

HE IS HARDCORE!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)

HAAAAARDCOOOORREEEEEEE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:02, archived)

CAAAAAARD WHOOOOORE

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)

HAAAAAARDCOOOOOOOOOREEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=ZY_3q73bh0w

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)

haha, thanks..

it's a self-portrait...

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)

Draw it over and over

so it's banging the drum and cymbal :D

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)

eh?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)

Draw it over and over

but move the arms.
Animation etc.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)

Animation?

The dark art?... *gasp*

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:07, archived)

*glare*

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:09, archived)

Good.

Splash colour all over it without afearing going over the lines. That is the way to do it.

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Shada, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)

HIT DEM HIT DEM HIT DEM!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)

Second post - missed my first one, mysteriously.

Hope, its not bindun :) i just added the text *g*

(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:34, archived)

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Ratsta, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)

Or:

/filename

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)

Admittedly, it can't be easy to keep coming up with a new image each week for 5+ years. I run a web forum for my gamer guild and had a poll on the front page al-la slashdot and I definitely ran out of ideas for polls long before 5 years :)

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Ratsta, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)

if only they had some kind of image challenge suggestions system

;)

if the b3ta poll was still working they could pick three, put a poll up on tuesday night and then pick the winner, at least that way the whingers would have no recourse

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)

^This!

Unless, of course, you didn't vote for that one.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:48, archived)

Pah

You get half- and quarter-assed entries for all the challenges...
Last week, one won :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:48, archived)

it's more politics than anything.
I'm sure I'd have more chance at winning/getting an fp if more people liked me.
As it is, I have no fucking chance even if I posted something overflowing with hummus.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:51, archived)

Better that people have a strong opinion either way about you

than no opinion at all, surely...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)

I'm prefer them to not know me than to hate me.

Then I wouldn't have so many people acting like cunts.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:10, archived)

LOLPYLONS!

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)

!SNOLYPLOL

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)

Yeah, and posting an image which is quite oversize is so much better.

Fuckwit.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)

Hahahahaha

'Ning fella

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)

Oh god! How can I ever live with myself for wasting

23k of data traffic.

I'll just nip out the back and shoot myself right now.

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Ratsta, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)

Please do.

Take your fucking online caption editor with you too please, dick.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)

Deloping sucks, fight damn you!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)

YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!!!!!

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)

harsh but true.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 5:55, archived)

I'm whoring this one...

hopefully next challenge will be better...where's my picture gone :-( is b3ta hosting cactus again?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:55, archived)

due to it being super tuesday

the hosting is helping out with the elections

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)

The fail this morning

is full of win! Yay ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:57, archived)

I'll put money on the next compo being

Lampposts

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:10, archived)

okay so no one liked the woman......

btw : amazon are c*nts - they said my camera had been dispatched last wednesday - then on saturday they said - oh it hasnt been sent out - but it will be with you by tuesday. tuesday they tell me its still not been dispatched - but wont tell me why....!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)

now that

is nice.

and has no arse.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)

bu arse

is fantastic!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)

maybe

but i prefer manly arse

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)

*wiggles*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)

*giggles*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)

*jiggles*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)

*Biggles*

Chocks away!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)

the other picture had manly arse.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:14, archived)

yes

but it was on scary madam mim woman

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)

On a side note, I've been called a "macho asshole"

is that similar to manly arse? :)

I'm not, of course...

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)

macho asshole is a bad thing, manly arse is something i want to sink my teeth into like a juicy peach

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:22, archived)

Well, like I said it was unjustified.

As is biting someone's arse.. I hope you don't draw blood.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)

i just like to bite ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)

;)

don't we all (well - some of the time...!)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)

naked mans!

woo!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)

I like that one

because it reminds me of this one in style.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)

i love your paintings

envies you! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)

pish

it's just a learned technique. Requires no major skill.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)

wish i could learn it!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)

big soft brushes

splash it around until it looks remotely like something, add a touch of definition, call it art and profit. Any old drunk can do art, it is just making people believe you did something they can't do. Anyone can make their bed like a fucking cess-pit Tracy Emin, you bulldog-faced harridan. And don't get me started on Opie. The cunt.

edit:// oh and go mad with colours, it seems when you use strange and unusual colours it takes people's minds off how technically poor you are.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)

yay!

/hates tracey emin

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)

choice of colours is quite important

and you choose wisely

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)

haha, thank you very much.

but I was selective in my posting. I'm sometimes very mad with the colours. It's due to the fact I do a lot of this stuff whilst off my face.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)

haha!

vibrant :D
don't ask me what the colours are, I is very colour blind

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:23, archived)

Coffee and Coke makes you insane.

Coffee and Coke makes you insane.
Coffee and Coke makes you insane.
Coffee anb Coke makes yon insane.
Coffee aud Coke makec you iusane.
Ccffee snd Cobe makes wou infane.
Ccffce snd Cobe makec wou inraue.
CoPfee asd Ooke mekes ycu inranc.
Coffee and Coke makes you insane.Coffee and Coke makes you insane.Coffee and Coke makes you insanCoffee and Coke Coffee and Coke makes you insaneCoffee and Coke makes you insaneCoffee and Coke makes Coffee and Coke makes you insaneCoffee and Coke makes Coffee and Coke Coffee and Coke makes you insane.Coffee and Coke makes Coffee and Coke makes you insaneCoffee Coffee and Coke makes you insane.Coffee Coffee and Coke makes you insaneCoffee and Coke makes you insane.Coffee and Coke makes you insane.Coffee and Coke makes you insane.Coffee and Coke makes you insane.Coffee and Coffee and Coke makes you insane.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)

that

would explain a lot

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)

I'm not sure my mind is now stable enought to create a legible discussion

haha, *persists*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)

it wears off after about an hour

i've just been put back on diet pills, so i'm getting 2-3 hours sleep a night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)

That's fuck all, how do you cope?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)

i've suffered from severe insomnia my whole life

i'm used to it by now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)

I survive on

3-4 hours a night now and have done for years. I may get 5 hours if I get really steaming, comatose drunk the night before. I have a site meeting at 7 am tomorrow and around midnight I realised to my horror I was sober, so I'm hammering the bacardi in the hope I will get a few hours sleep. Insomnia is the worst curse.

And you Miss Monkey, why the pills? You are not an overly large lass if I recall?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)

i'm larger than i appear

and have to lose weight in a hurry to have surgery. i could lose the weight naturally, but my health has pressed the issue somewhat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)

ah in that case I approve.

Is this operation available at bupa? And just how long would I get free amphetamine before I absolutely, positively had to admit I don't actually need the op?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)

pff

i'm actually having the surgery done in an ex-bupa hospital. they give you a morphine drip with a button. you press the button, you get morphine. they will take it off you, however, if you press the button too much

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)

you get them in the NHS too

they tend to only take them off you when they're empty as they're programmed to only work a specific number of times (normally once every 5 minutes) and the pain team are too busy to actually check the usage statistics of each patient, so unless you're in pain and it's having no effect they just leave you to it

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)

i want one of those set-ups

in my house

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:17, archived)

think the hedgehog from hell

and a GP are required first.
the other thing they do (rarer) is to maintain an epidural for about 24 hours post op, this is annoying as it (usually) prevents physios getting patients up out of bed as they have no feeling in their legs

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)

i just wish

i hadn't had to quit smoking before this op, it's steadily driving me nuts!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:30, archived)

tea is better than coffee

i normally use party rings, but morrison's didn't have any :( i've only got raisins, apples and USBless bourbons in my room :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)

shortbread fingers ftw

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)

meh,

used to love em, then mum stopped buying anything else so went off em

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)

i'm not a lover of biscuits

so i don't eat them very often. every now and again, though, i will treat myself to some shortbread. i've got some in the cupboard now, in fact, but my stomach is playing up enough as it is

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)

For what do you normally use party rings?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)

to help me work

as you can see lack of party rings = me going on b3ta instead of polishing off my essay

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:14, archived)

Oh you misunderstand

I did like the woman, it's just she was creeping me out with her knowing look.

And I'm a straight woman, so therefore not predisposed to finding other women's bums sexually attractive. So I found other messages in it.

So I thought it was good art, because it gave me such a strong reaction.

I like this picture very much too. Very windy, much like today's weather.

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in vino veritas, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)

hehehe

cheers ivv - nah it wasnt that good - jsut experimenting with vectors and brushes. usually drawn to nudes as they are easier to do. :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)

this is great

reminds me a little of prodigy69's work

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)

cool

i like his stuff! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)

flicking through your profile..

fm, there's some awesome stuff on there!

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)

ahhh

thanks :D more here www.pompeysworst.co.uk/

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)

that's absolutely smashing.

As for Amazon ask them how quickly your refund will be and can it beat you to the office of fair trading. Mention that you are fully conversant with the distance selling regulation ( even if you are not ) and won't be expecting them to dispute your right to a refund.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)

good plan

i'm pissed of as i was really looking forward to getting it - now it looks like i'm gonna have to get it from somewhere else and its gonna cost more :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)

model and price please.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:14, archived)

fuji s5700

£105

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)

wow.

cameras have got a lot cheaper huh.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)

true

i've wanted a new one for ages and ahve managed to get a bit of cash together

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)

Well good luck actually getting hold of it!

If it ever turns up you'll have to let me know how it performs.. I'm on the hunt since a "friend" dropped mine.. grr...

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)

well all the reviews ive read

give it to marks - it was £200 a couple of months ago and itsnow down to £100 ish.

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)

i got my finepix f650 in the jan sale last year

for 50% off, was only planning on spending £250 at the time so was very chuffed when i walked out with a £300 camera, and £100 cash

very happy with the camera, but would probably go up to an SLR/fixed lens next time

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)

I can find you

£105.74 plus delivery which is about £4 I think. I spend thousands with ebuyer and have used them for years.
www.ebuyer.com/product/128231

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)

cheers sir!

shall check it out! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)

*googles*

Ooh, that's rather nice.
£89.99 from here?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)

oooh thats even cheaper!

cheers sir! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)

I was going to say to you that you can

buy Fuji cameras refurbished ( they are often just returns that can't be sold as new ) direct from Fuji. I got my S8000fd from them for about £150.
Currently out of stock but if you stick to your budget you might find a higher model.

https://secure.fujifilm.co.uk/shop/consumer/digital/digital-cameras/d-slr-long-zoom/finepix-s5700

There is an F6500fd for £127.49 refurbed.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)

woo

thanks :D
edit : got a link??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)

Here, ( i don't think b3ta likes https links )

https://secure.fujifilm.co.uk/shop/consumer/digital/digital-cameras/d-slr-long-zoom/finepix-s6500fd

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:48, archived)

you nede to click linkify these days

secure.fujifilm.co.uk/shop/consumer/digital/digital-cameras/d-slr-long-zoom/finepix-s6500fd

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:51, archived)

Ah that's just doubled

my fucking workload. Damn you b3ta *shakes fist*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)

hehehe

thanks for the link :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)

shake harder boy

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:23, archived)

Ooooh

now this is nice :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)

woo

thank ya :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)

I believe

that I see a hidden gremlin in the leaves . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)

hahhaha

probably - this is me after all :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)

scrolled down to your woman.

looks a little masculine!

this is very nice though

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:14, archived)

yeah true

although she may be a he - who knows in this day and age :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)

it's still very nice..

especially if you're into that sort of thing! :)

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)

cheers!

:) i think some TV/TS are amazingly feminine - but thats not to say they would be without makeup and a hell of a good shave :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)

awww...

*hugs bipolar tree*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:22, archived)

hehehe

he's just windswept - get him a comb over and he'd be fine!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)

*googles for tree-combs*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)

woop

does a little dance! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)

That's lovely, even though it's swearing.

It's not that I didn't like the picture of the woman..it's just..I'm finding it hard enough to sleep as it is.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)

hahahaha

sleep whats that! i spent tonight watching the last 4 episodes of season 4 of buffy. interesting matrix rip of! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)

I spent the last while and a half trying to sleep off my dread of Ravenholm.

/lost sleep over Shaun of the Dead

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)

i thought Shaun of the Dead

was great - but scary too! :D love simon pegg!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)

It was great, but I couldn't sleep for a week.

A FUCKING WEEK.
And if you haven't played half life 2 and don't know what Ravenholm is:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravenholm
I haven't even got there yet, either!

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)

zombies are great

but i dont really play games - well much. i've goto level 2 of futerama on ps2 and finished the simpsons on DS. but i spend most of my time going mad!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)

Hahaha

zombies scare the shit out of me.
One of the worst things.
Other than spiders, but I know those exist, there's not much to the imagination there.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)

ghosts get me

cant watch ghost films!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)

^This too

Can't do anything to do with the dead.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)

shaun of the dead kept you awake for a week?

i was only about 12 the first time i saw evil dead, i laughed my arse off! i had life-sized freddy krueger posters on my bedroom walls!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)

evil dead or evil dead 2??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)

Which is the one where she gets the twigs shoved up her fanny?

/league of gentlemen

(

ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)

both

but its more graphic in the first!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:45, archived)

Haha

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)

evil dead

i've always been a horror fan, i snuck downstairs when i was about 6 to watch dracula prince of darkness. i was hooked after that!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)

I just can't do horror films.

They are nasty blighters.

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:45, archived)

my film collection goes

horror, horror, horror, horror, disney, horror, comedy, horror, horror, horror, fantasy

and repeat about 15 times

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)

Mine goes anime comedy comedy harry potter

that's about it

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:55, archived)

gore is where it's at!

have you seen braindead/dead alive?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)

I have seen nothing to do with the horror genre

except what I've accidentally seen and lost sleep over on channel 4

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)

you should try desensitising yourself

with some mildly scary stuff. strange as it may seem, i'd suggest goosebumps. i know it's a kid's show, but it can be a bit creepy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:11, archived)

I used to love that

it scared me, though!

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ClanSoul, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)

Yay sir! nice!

I like the twisted bark especially.

Mind if I pea this:

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Monty Propps, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)

woo

thats really nice - what brushes did u use??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)

Very nice :)

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 3:49, archived)

First post on /board

Evening all!

Quick? Yes.
Dirty? Yes.

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Supergyrations, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)

normally i disapprove of toap, but this did make me do a lol

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)

just over half arsed

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doph no time like the precedent, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)

Weeeeeeee!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)

There goes the

bath water . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)

wheeeeee

By zootcadillac at 2006-12-31

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)

meh!

don't bother clicking :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)

Good god man

Did you have to? I've just eaten!

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in vino veritas, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)

mwaahahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)

"Hi, Mum!

I'm on T.V."

"Yeah well I'm on the internet"

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)

you've got a fine arse!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)

haha!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)

on a

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)

tbh if you get fired from work for looking at a picture of a naked woman, you should work in a less conservative school

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)

she

is made entirely of wrong
*shudders*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)

Sorry Rev.

but I'm with Smash on this one
:|

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)

meh

you win some...

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)

is true...

I mostly lose though :|

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)

this is my life!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)

touch my bum.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)

she reminds me of madam mim

when she tried looking pretty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:58, archived)

pffft

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)

Nize

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)

Self-portrait?

TJ : Maharishi Mahesh Yogi has ascended to the great Rolls Royce showroom in the sky.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)

pffft

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:58, archived)

91 Om Ma$h gollies . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)

Lovely . . .

. . . hair !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)

hehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)

Early morning fluff

For no other reason than I finally got my scanner working again.

And I have a pack of Tesco Value felt tips to play with

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le brian, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)

got a magenta one?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)

*checks*

Yes, it would seem that I do.

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le brian, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)

awaits

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)

*draws*

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le brian, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)

you tube

or ewe tube?

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)

i've clicked this

i have a niggly feeling i should click the other, but need convincing

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)

I bet they've ran out already.

Nice hedge sheep.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)

That gets a woofing big YAY!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)

What's new pussycat?

Yup, it's a cat head on a human...
I have a limited repartee, what else can I say?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)

would

:D it's very cute, but not in a sexual way ....really!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)

Cats

with tits!

*click*

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le brian, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)

Haha, I knew it was you

(

in vino veritas, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)

Oh no, it's a good thing

How are you, lovely chunderbunny?

(

in vino veritas, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)

Back to work tomorow

other than that, nay bad
how's your self?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:58, archived)

I'm well

Off to the Brum bash this weekend. I've really missed bashes recently, particularly London ones.

(

in vino veritas, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)

yeow !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)

your chest by the looks of it.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)

i was playing around with my brothers camera earlier

(click for ridiculous size)

(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

Your brothers camera looks pretty rough.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

Too much exposure.

Edit: anyone got any ideas to keep myself awake after 36 hours without sleep? somethin I can preferably achieve within my bedroom.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

Start sneezing !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)

hmmmm...

*notes*

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)

lots of light

and avoidal of the bed usually works for me

also b3ta and games on MSN and the like

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)

haha I'm currently in bed.

I think I'll go to the desk.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)

i also find an essay deadline the next day helpful

although i'm doing rather well in that respect today

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)

Oh, and from personal experience, do NOT drink 3 litres of Tesco value energy drink.

Yes, it may keep you up long enough to do the essay, but you'll spend the rest of the night lying in bed quivering and staring at the ceiling.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

Self

Congratulation.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)

coffee!

lots of coffee

(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)

yes,

this first.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)

An endless cycle of wanking and crying

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)

that is one to try next week I think.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

open the window

fresh cold air will stop you being warm & sleey

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)

Good idea, except there's a fucking tree right outside my window.

As soon as I slide that sash up, every living thing will come shooting through like Ayrton Senna on a safety lap.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)

wanking

and sudoku

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)

unfortunately that would draw me away from my dissertation.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)

in that case

eat a spoonful of coffee and wash it down with coke

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

fucking hell,

I'll turn into Joe Pasquale on speed.

awesome.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)

it kept me awake

for most of my last year of school*

i hate joe pasquale!

*when i actually went

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)

That way you can steal someone else's dissertation

and claim it was your own work.

/obscure Stewart Lee joke blog

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)

There seems to be something not quite right.

Can't quite put my finger on it.
Oh yes. White light setting is on auto. Needs to be set to tungsten to get rid of the yellow cast.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

thanks for the tip!

(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

I'm sorry mate.

That's really well shopped. I was just trying to make 'light' of the fact and be barely funny. Have a woo.

(although the tip is valid )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)

i took it as a valid tip

and tungsten helped on some of the other pics i had. I should have known this before shopping this.

(The Prince formerly known as Artist is feeling upsidedownsey, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)

So you took a snap of a rhino ?

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)

stop it!

you are giving me an erection.

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)

a happy erection or

one of those "oh god my penis is still sore from 5 hours of vigorous wanking, please don't get another erection, please"

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

thats ace

woo!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)

AHHHHHHHHHHH!

I don't like...

but good shoppage :)

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)

woo, i'm chuffing 20!!!!

No job and i'm broke, great. mind you i do have a nice girlfriend that makes it all seem better.

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

Happy Birthday, Old Person!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

You're 20 what?

Happy birthday!

(

Cae1, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

just plain 20...

i'm no longer a teenager :(

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

Well it means you're actually a proper adult now.

(

Cae1, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

Don't believe what he says.

I'm 21 and still don't feel like a proper adult.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

this in spades

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

Thats because you have Peterpan syndrome, silly.

(

Cae1, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

well said.

you kids don't even get your brain delivered until you are 35 so delusions of adulthood are sadly off the mark.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

This may be slightly misrepresenting what I meant,

but it's too late to get into an argument now.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)

no it's not.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)

It fucking is.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)

I'm telling you now, that it fecking well ain't.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)

I hate you,

you're not my real Dad.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)

Your real Dad was llama!

is that better, hey? is it? IS THAT FUCKING BETTER YOU SHIT?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)

This explains my freakishly hairy body

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)

true

but i want my youth back, i want to be free *bursts into song*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

nah

can't be an MP till he's my age

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

23 is it?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

not bad for a rough guess

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

i didn't know til my 21st to be fair

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)

Then I'm afraid you don't get this.

Happy Birthday anyway!

Edit: GOD DAMN B3TA IMAGE HOSTING!
Edit edit: Fixed!
Edit edit edit: RE: Peado. your all gay

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)

Could be worse.

Could be photobucket.

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Cae1, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

True dat.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

And anyone over 19

could spell paedo.

(

in vino veritas, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

I was on a game,

and EVERYONE spells it "pedo"
and i'm like "wtf?" *quits*

(

Cae1, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

Congratulations!

Happy actual birthday. Shouldn't you be drinking?

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

have been doing

as i am doing this weekend (majorly)

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

Very well, that seems to be in order.

Carry on.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

happy birthday!

tanz mit gordon braun

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

happy birthday

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

Yay geezer

Have a savage one!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)

i intend to

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

:D *hugs*

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Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)

HB ! Let them eat cake . . . you too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

ooh cak

*scoffs*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

is it wrong that i'd do that cake

with it's altering cleavage

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

You get to lick the

icing as well . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

happy birthday, young whippersnapper!

i am your age plus a teenager!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

ooh

thats old :P

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

Not at all . . .

everything is relative !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

33 isn't old

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

in reality when i was younger it was

it seems close now

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

when i was young

i thought i'd be dead by now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

it's older than say 18 though.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

yes

that's because 33 is what is technically known as a higher number

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)

but, but...

dun geddit.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)

haha you're 20!

what a silly number!
Congrat's despite all of the words I have just written.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

Pfft,

I did that back in 1998!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

You trendsetter

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

*sigh*

I thought it was an easy REBUS...

Repost with included solution:

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

ducks

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

Laden country 50s man cartoon.

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Cae1, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

It would probably have been better to put the answers in the original thread after a while.

It's generally not a good idea to repost basically the same thing in a new post.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

Sorry..

your suggestion is wat I wanted to do but I messed up...

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

We live and learn.

The board is more forgiving at this time of night too.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

yes, that is true.

the people on here during the day are a lot of cunts*

*may contain unfounded claims

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

They're much quicker to draw out the 'fail' pictures.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

eek! probably best to post this in an existing thread rather than starting a new one chummy

*dives into bunker*

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

cuteness!

*goes all gooey inside*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

unashamedly pinched from

www.roflcats.com

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

haahahahahahahaahahaha!

i fucking love that site!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

aaah it's mr burns

KILL IT

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)

It's still on the same page

and putting writing underneath it doesn't make it any less bollocks.
I'm going to bed.
You have riled me, fool!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

Good lord.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)

Oh gawd, no!

This brings back horrid memories :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)

memories?

have you been fisted by a horse?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)

repeatedly

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)

in that case

you should be used to it by now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)

Good lord!

What utter filth! What a despicable atrocity! What utter depravity!

*saves*. Will there be more?

(Jokel, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)

looks like someone

is a deagostni subscriber

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)

YEAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

edit: bon sangue de merde

(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

This confuses me greatly.

Woo! non the less.

also have this i just made and can't be bothered to make smaller.
www.b3tards.com/u/3631c8590be2b41a92c2/ropef2all.gif

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Cae1, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

dank u

Blu tack bungee - ver ver nice

(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

murderer

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

He fell.

I swear.

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Cae1, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

I am thinking

thank goodness no horn to slide upon with loud yells of pain

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

where's the fun without the horn?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

It's that element of danger

Hamilton frowned upon

He demanded *beeb beeb* as he overtakes Raikkonen

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

i was thinking more

about sex

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

Noooooooooooooo . . .

how much . . . this time ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

500 and a bag of rubies

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

ooh

there it is,

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

8 seconds !

Go get your belt buckle !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

Wow, that;s amazing!

I love the colours!

(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

Very fine attributes !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

BEAUTIFUL.

Now I can go to bed satsfied :)
Night!!

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ClanSoul, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

Brilliant.

As ever.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

If I may say so,

one of your best.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 5 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

Woo

Rather rah stuff

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

Really nice colours

lovely style

(Spikey, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

What a lovely picture to arrive to.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

Brilliant

*click*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

I like your stuff...

but this is spunkingly WOO!
*clicks*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 5 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

You're too good at this

stop it, you're making some of us look rubbish.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

Colors

are gorgeous

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 6 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

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