I like your entry in this bandwagon, Gilbut if you want to fit in around these parts you'll put a magenta cock in that hand and you'll do with incredible speed.
(
hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:13,
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Can you do it for me?I'm new round here....(The old man must die!)
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:20,
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Bong and a half.edit: sorry TJ: if I need to send a letter that costs 69p, will as many stamps as add up to that amount be ok or will they want other stuff?
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:01,
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Your soul as well, I'd imagine.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:03,
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Bah.Bloody other countries and their distance.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:03,
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They just don't understand, do they? J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:05,
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They don't.How very dare they.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:05,
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a pair of soiled panties often help
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:04,
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on the outside or the inside of the envelope? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:05,
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that depends on just how fragrant they are god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:06,
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*tries to check* *rolls off chair*alas, I am still human.
also - you dirty man!
(also - you dirty man!
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:07,
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when needs must. god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:09,
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I heartily applaud such behaviour.And will reward with a cup of lovely tea.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:10,
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and panties? god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:11,
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In the cup or on the saucer like a lovely cow biscuit? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:12,
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i think i love you. god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:13,
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:-) so what are you so afr*gags self*I tell you what, I'll make a little package for the cow biscuits using the panties as wrapping paper and some worn stockings to tie it all together with.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:15,
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Now I've got mental images of yourself and GSTQdancing around like the girls in the Windowlicker video. With the bikinis.
*shuts eyes and smiles happily*
(*shuts eyes and smiles happily*
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:13,
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Such a sexy boy. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:15,
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hehehe!15,000 will be better, perhaps.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:17,
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:D it's already sealed. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:08,
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:D Maybe for your birthday. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:10,
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The Mad Scientist or Henry? J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:08,
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he is now. god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:11,
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*psssst* Henry...you're the wrong way round love.... Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:57,
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This is like a dirty protestwithout the dirty.
This is like a protest.
(This is like a protest.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:59,
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If it's without the dirty then it's no good. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:00,
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a collision
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:58,
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that's not christmasit's the sad day flo's shop closed.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:07,
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:Dthis made me do a wee giggle.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:57,
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as in small giggle, or as in giggle that made some wee come out? mutster101 fell over,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:00,
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A small giggle.I have excellent control over my bladder.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:03,
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now I'm beginning to worryhave you had a seizure? ;)
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:57,
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Perhaps Henry can find NEW ways to motivate them...
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:52,
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HA HA HA!I am laughing like an absolute loon today!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:53,
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I knew I could count on you, Archie*clicks*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:53,
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I was expecting them ALL to be done ;) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:55,
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Hahahahha, this is bloody excellent and ace and awesome. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:52,
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That has made me laugh like a loonbut as a warning it might still be because of reading about Beattie again :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:52,
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hahaha, wonderful :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:53,
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YAY FOR ANY POST THAT CONTAINS A GPCavies - the forgotten fluff
WOLF .™,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:57,
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I used to have twoPiglet and Squeak.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:57,
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we started off with a couplethen my mum realised that all was not as it seemed... we ended up with 20 at one point.
( WOLF .™,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:33,
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Why is this not a full-length video on Rathergood.om?WHY????
Woosome, sir. Truly woosome.
(Woosome, sir. Truly woosome.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:59,
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pfffftAwesome dude! There are now saliva-soaked fragments of salt'n'vinegar discos plastered over my monitor...
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:53,
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WOO!very mutated monty-esq
houpla!
(houpla!
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:53,
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Ha ha ha!I really need to stop laughing! Im glad that no-one is in the house at the moment!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:54,
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this is fab*click
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:59,
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I like thisbut I'd like it better if the horse was a cow.
Possibly.
(Possibly.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:28,
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Hahahaha excellent. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:46,
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Yay!"I'm sorry, I can't do that, Henry"
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:53,
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This is brilliant.Make it bigger and send me a poster please.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:46,
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hahahaace. never pictured you as a bandwagoner, mr toats.
( mutster101 fell over,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:38,
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you've clearly missed a large number of my posts HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:39,
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maybe.maybe it's just that you do so much else.
TJ: i think i fixed my lady: www.b3ta.com/board/8088362
(TJ: i think i fixed my lady: www.b3ta.com/board/8088362
mutster101 fell over,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:41,
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That's much better. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:41,
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Dave the Hat will be angry ;)Woo!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:39,
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The question I ask is:What's in his bag?
(
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:39,
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the head of Gladys his wife
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:40,
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It's Marge, actually.:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:06,
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haha young whippersnappers prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:39,
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pffftI just popped in, it's good to see Henry's still going strong
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:40,
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I'm sensing a theme ;) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:42,
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*calms down*i know you weren't talking to me, but it's hard to ignore such dominant authority
( mutster101 fell over,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:46,
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I do have a tendency to shout shut up at one personand then cause mass silence.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:47,
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It's when you do it and everyone is already quiet that people get worried.
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:50,
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"It's not all it's cracked up to be" muttered Henry
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:46,
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Nice hatloss action...
(
Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time.,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:55,
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hahahaha!the same for the additional henrys
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 14:00,
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Redundancy's a hard blow to take at any age...
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:30,
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I HAVE A HENRY!He does yum down all the lovely dusty cocaine. Nomnomnom.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:31,
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Is it me or are they the most amazinghoovers ever? Fuck you James Dyson! You cunt!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:33,
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They are ace beyond ace.And because of the face I don't feel so mental wandering around the house, waffling to him and saying 'come on Henry, we've got to snort the bathroom now'.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:33,
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I can so see you doing this...You are lovely, do you know that?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:35,
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:DYou're very sweet to think so.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:36,
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So true!They are awesomness embodied!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:36,
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Yes they are.Henry for the win.
Rather embarassingly, mine got caught 'round a corner the other day, and was peeping out.
I called over Mrs Vagabond to have a look at how naughty he looked.
(Rather embarassingly, mine got caught 'round a corner the other day, and was peeping out.
I called over Mrs Vagabond to have a look at how naughty he looked.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:34,
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Ha ha ha!Brilliant! Ive been lucky enough to have 2 jobs where I got to use a Henry :)
/sentence of the week blog
(/sentence of the week blog
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:36,
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:D This doesn't sound embarrassing at all.Like I said, I talk to mine.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:36,
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Now with improved sound system :)(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:37,
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oooh I want a George as well. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:38,
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I'm not loaning him to Asda.We don't have one of them in my town anyway. We've got two tescos and a sainsburys.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:40,
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ay oopReet Posh rand your way lass.
Pound saver n lidl on the island
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:45,
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Pound saver n lidl on the island
Expect this to be quoted back at you out of context :D mutster101 fell over,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:37,
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Ha ha ha!I never knew he was so little :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:29,
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hahaha!!he looks like a wrinkly child!
(
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:29,
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I hate that clip..she should be punched out prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:29,
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A fat american kid in pain :D(
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:31,
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No youtube at work, I'm afraid.my computer lacks the skills.
but ta for the subject!
(but ta for the subject!
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:32,
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It's one of those sling-shot fairground "rides".A wide child’s weight forced him very low into the harness as it’s launched.
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:34,
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I found it funnier than I really should have. JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:44,
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fat kid near strangles himself on rollercoastershe pisses herself laughing
everyone thinks it's a funny clip, but it gives me the fear
(everyone thinks it's a funny clip, but it gives me the fear
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:33,
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Ahhhh, bad parenting. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:33,
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I just don't see how someone can laugh so much at another person whos life is clearly in dangerI worry about humanity sometimes
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:37,
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Im sorry.I really cant help laughing at it :(
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:35,
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Just rewatched itI'm glad I'm not the only one to have that reaction, it gives me serious fear too.
He slips way too far down in his seat, I doubt he was ever in any real danger but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have felt like that to him, and even watching it is scary. She's a fucking insensitive moron.
(He slips way too far down in his seat, I doubt he was ever in any real danger but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't have felt like that to him, and even watching it is scary. She's a fucking insensitive moron.
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:36,
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I'm worried and I've only seen a still image. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:41,
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Does that harness have a crotch strap?There was a guy who died in one of them things from a badly fastened harness. It came loose and so did he.
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:51,
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Wotcha mister!I've just been with the missus to the tattoo establishment, finalising his request and he's getting it done tomorrow :D
It's a bit different to the one you designed, but still keeping excellent elements you put in, it should look pretty damn fine!
(It's a bit different to the one you designed, but still keeping excellent elements you put in, it should look pretty damn fine!
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:32,
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can i have a tattoo mum? ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:33,
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Henry's Nile cruise hadn't quite gone as planned
Not worth a thread of it's own but some bandwagons have to be jumped on.
Oi GRANDAD - YOU WAAAAAANKER!!!
claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:23,
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We shouldreally put all these on a website for fun, like those crazy guys did with the Brando-Ambulance-Chaser guy.
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:27,
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Oh, you're helping, matey...You're not getting out of it that easily.
;)
(;)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:30,
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OK.*cracks open tattyshoplite*
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:38,
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I was spoiled that week in film studies.La Haine AND Man Bites Dog. Yum.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:27,
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Asian Dub FoundationWicked tune.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:25,
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Asian Dub Foundation are great..but I've not heard the song prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:28,
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It's off their latest albumEnemy of The Enemy.
It's OK - no Rafi's Revenge, though.
(It's OK - no Rafi's Revenge, though.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:31,
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I'd love it if Henry just slowly put his bag downturned around, and blasted them all with special lasers.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:25,
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careful!henry'll unleash the psycho!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:27,
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Hahahahahaha!Lovely work, sir!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:29,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Moustache"){kind=small}
Damned Rabbit!
Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:21,
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I dunnoWhat have you done?
(I came up with this idea all on my own, haven;t seen most the entries in the compo)
((I came up with this idea all on my own, haven;t seen most the entries in the compo)
Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:35,
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...Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich... The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:20,
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...Bunn, Wackitt, Buzzard, Stubble and Boot... Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:20,
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ARSEI refresh in order to get lay of the land before posting and you and your....bloody....beard get there first.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:21,
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It's not, I'm afraid.It just doesn't seem to want to grow.
:-( help.
(:-( help.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:26,
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...Mary, Mungo & Midge...
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:21,
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Rita, Sue and Bob Too prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:24,
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There is a scootershop round the corner from me called Dave Dee and Dozy's :) Dont worry though, its a good scooter shop. They have an awesome The Nice Vespa in there :)
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:28,
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Near the scooter shop on commercial streetthere's a clothes shop called "touching cloth"
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:32,
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I know it well.It always used to make me laugh when I walked past it.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:52,
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hahaha, superb! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:20,
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hahaha!!!soup herb!
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:20,
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heheh, excellent!
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:37,
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*lifts JJ forcibly back on to bandwagon*
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:17,
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*Huge Office LOL*Right, OK, you win. I give up.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:17,
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Kong goes camping? prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:17,
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"Are you sitting on the remote control, Winston?" Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:21,
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This is bloody brill. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:18,
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great stuff. god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:19,
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Yeah, yeah bandwagon...
First post for over 6mths!*shame*
Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time.,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:10,
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every time i log onhe's here.
splendid.
(splendid.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:16,
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What have I done? He's out of control!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:17,
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he needs a website nowbeattie's had it all his own way for far too long.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:18,
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I might just have to do that, you know.*thinks*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:22,
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All "atheists" are ignorantly arrogant agnostics.Woo to your pic.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:07,
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Ummm...No they aren't.
An agnostic is someone who hasn't decided. An atheist has at least one belief - to wit, that there is no god.
My belief that there are no fairies at the bottom of the garden does not belie agnosticism on the matter. I'm really certain that there is none. Equally, my belief that there is no god does not belie agnosticism on that matter.
If you can provide me with evidence for god's existence, I might reconsider my position. As things stand, I see none. Ball in your court.
/moderate rant
/oooh, the words!
(An agnostic is someone who hasn't decided. An atheist has at least one belief - to wit, that there is no god.
My belief that there are no fairies at the bottom of the garden does not belie agnosticism on the matter. I'm really certain that there is none. Equally, my belief that there is no god does not belie agnosticism on that matter.
If you can provide me with evidence for god's existence, I might reconsider my position. As things stand, I see none. Ball in your court.
/moderate rant
/oooh, the words!
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:16,
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You are completely right.Sorry.
Atheism is indeed simply another belief system - just like the basis of all major religions.
There is no evidence for either the existence or non-existence of god.
(Atheism is indeed simply another belief system - just like the basis of all major religions.
There is no evidence for either the existence or non-existence of god.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:20,
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Not really.Atheism is not just another religion. It's more of a "refusal-of-belief" system - or, at most, a "tries-to-believe-only-that-for-which-there's-evidence" system.
Occam's razor, an' all that.
(Occam's razor, an' all that.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:22,
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It's absolutely a belief.It's the belief that there is no god.
Otherwise, one is an agnostic.
(Or believes there is a god, obviously).
All religions are based on belief.
Well - that and strong social control mechanisms.
(Otherwise, one is an agnostic.
(Or believes there is a god, obviously).
All religions are based on belief.
Well - that and strong social control mechanisms.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:23,
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or a nihilistin which case,if you are,just stay the fuck away from reality.you talk too much sense.
(,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:24,
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...Nope. You're conflating a positive belief ("the world is thus-and-so") with a negative belief ("the world is not thus-and-so"). Atheism, qua atheism, is a negative belief.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:26,
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Hahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:32,
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Just because it is impossible to prove or disprove the existence of Goddoes not make it an even, 50-50 likelihood one way or the other.
I think most atheists would accept that no-one can ever know for sure, but base their position on an overwhelming lack of evidence for God's existence, rather than any dogmatic belief system.
I don't refuse to believe in God, I just haven't been given a convincing reason to do so.
Whether or not you consider this position to be truly atheist or not is more an argument of semantics, rather than theology.
(I think most atheists would accept that no-one can ever know for sure, but base their position on an overwhelming lack of evidence for God's existence, rather than any dogmatic belief system.
I don't refuse to believe in God, I just haven't been given a convincing reason to do so.
Whether or not you consider this position to be truly atheist or not is more an argument of semantics, rather than theology.
Mystery_Bob,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:38,
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...and you don't need evidence for something's non-existence. If you think that something exists, demonstrate it. If not, it doesn't.
A world in which things exist unless they can be proven not to would be a very cluttered world indeed.
(A world in which things exist unless they can be proven not to would be a very cluttered world indeed.
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Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:24,
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Er...You can't prove the existence of anything. You can only state firm belief.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:25,
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ButI have no problem with an inability to prove the existence of anything. Adherence to the prinicple of falsifiability makes for good science, good argument, and intellectual good taste.
All my beliefs are provisional. I'll update them as necessary. It's for that reason that god doesn't feature therein.
But you can do more than state firm belief. You can cite reasons. I wouldn't be happy with a statment like "I believe x" - I'd want "I believe x because... and here's why not-x is implausible."
(All my beliefs are provisional. I'll update them as necessary. It's for that reason that god doesn't feature therein.
But you can do more than state firm belief. You can cite reasons. I wouldn't be happy with a statment like "I believe x" - I'd want "I believe x because... and here's why not-x is implausible."
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:29,
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depends.if you're a twunt,things exist by proxy of your empirical knowledge of them.if you're a scientist,things cannot be ruled out in every case.
i'm hungry.
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Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:30,
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i'm hungry.
As am II feel I may have to abandon this contretemps in favour of buying some lunch.
Toodle-oo!
(Toodle-oo!
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:32,
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Doesn't logic dictate that everything is possible? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:33,
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not unlessthey changed the rules of logic while i was in the bathroom.
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Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:34,
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So some things are absolutely impossible?Where does this put the parallel universes and realities ideas then?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:36,
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logic,n.a system of evaluation of proposed theories which are tested based on empirical knowledge and subject to cross-references with systematic inference.
parallel universes?Star Trek.
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Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:37,
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parallel universes?Star Trek.
All universes...All universes must be possible universes, and some things are just impossible. For example, a gold mountain may exist in some possible universes, and not in others. But in all possible universes, it must either exist or not exist. There are some statements - "A golden mountain both exists and doesn't exist" - that can never be true.
(Admittedly, this is taking me back to fresher metaphysics, and that was a long time ago. But I think the prinicple is right.)
((Admittedly, this is taking me back to fresher metaphysics, and that was a long time ago. But I think the prinicple is right.)
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:47,
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Yes you canThe can of Strongbow in my hand exists you Cunt!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:32,
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Yeah, if you consider everything except possibly math a belief, then atheism is a belief.In a more useful definition of "prove" you can prove that many things exist in the world with as much certainty as you can prove that the world itself exists.
A positive claim of existence requires evidence, otherwise you're just making things up. Atheists don't think there is enough evidence to prove that god exists or even to make it relatively likely that (s)he exists.
If there is no evidence to think something exists, the default position should be that it doesn't. This is not a belief system, it's one of the basic mechanisms for rational thought.
The agnostics are the ones that either think there is inconclusive evidence, or they refuse to apply to god the same mechanisms of thought the apply to everything else. The atheists just say god does not exists.
(A positive claim of existence requires evidence, otherwise you're just making things up. Atheists don't think there is enough evidence to prove that god exists or even to make it relatively likely that (s)he exists.
If there is no evidence to think something exists, the default position should be that it doesn't. This is not a belief system, it's one of the basic mechanisms for rational thought.
The agnostics are the ones that either think there is inconclusive evidence, or they refuse to apply to god the same mechanisms of thought the apply to everything else. The atheists just say god does not exists.
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:37,
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^ ThisIt is impossible to PROVE that something does not exist
But until you prove that it DOES exist, it doesn't.
And even then, God doesn't...
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Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:31,
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But until you prove that it DOES exist, it doesn't.
And even then, God doesn't...
So, until we built the hubble, much of the universe didn't exist?I see.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:34,
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correct.It's down to quantum theory and schroedinger and other philosophical examples.
Nothing exists until it is observed. And you change its state merely by observing it.
If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
The answer can be 'yes' or 'it is impossible to know' depending on your viewpoint. Or even 'the tree does not exist as it is not being observed'...
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Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:36,
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Nothing exists until it is observed. And you change its state merely by observing it.
If a tree falls and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
The answer can be 'yes' or 'it is impossible to know' depending on your viewpoint. Or even 'the tree does not exist as it is not being observed'...
quantum theoryis only relevant to small real-time particles,and is a theory.
in Newtonian physics,the tree makes a sound,based on kinetics,potential,and sound energy theorems.
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Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:39,
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in Newtonian physics,the tree makes a sound,based on kinetics,potential,and sound energy theorems.
quantum theoryapplies to everything.
all large things are made of smaller things. so the rules that apply to the small things will affect the larger things they make up, even if not in the same way.
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Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:41,
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all large things are made of smaller things. so the rules that apply to the small things will affect the larger things they make up, even if not in the same way.
...No it doesn't.
A grand unified theory would apply to everything, but medium-sized solid objects are relentlessly classical.
Were that it were different. I'd get a lot more done in a day.
(A grand unified theory would apply to everything, but medium-sized solid objects are relentlessly classical.
Were that it were different. I'd get a lot more done in a day.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:48,
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ah,now, thats chaos theory at its finest hour.
unfortunately,i hate chaos theory.
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Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:48,
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unfortunately,i hate chaos theory.
...Sounds like someone has a dose of the Berkeleys...
For myself, I'm a bit of a Kant...
(For myself, I'm a bit of a Kant...
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:50,
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...We had plenty of evidence for all kinds of stuff before Hubble. We now have more evidence. We are edging towards certainty on many things. But we can never say that we've got there.
There's a difference between what exists, and what we can say to exist. It's the latter clause that's important here. "Whereof we cannot speak, thereof we must pass over in silence" captures it, I think.
(There's a difference between what exists, and what we can say to exist. It's the latter clause that's important here. "Whereof we cannot speak, thereof we must pass over in silence" captures it, I think.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:44,
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now thatis a glorious seam of sense in a gravel mine of inaccurate theory.
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Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:50,
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...If only I could claim it as mine. Sadly, 'tis Wittgenstein (Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus, para 7).
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:53,
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ohdavid bowie!
*buys*
(*buys*
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:11,
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While I respect Bowie and like some of his musicHe's done 37 albums, which I discovered when I downloaded his back catalogue for Mrs Vagabond. Now, whenever I put iTunes on random invariably every third song is a BLOODY David Bowie song.
And frankly I'm sick of him.
(And frankly I'm sick of him.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:15,
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Ha trick question!Bowie is god
Airheads blog
(Airheads blog
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:20,
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needs more denizens, fucknut ;Pand milly and rupe
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:07,
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did you not see? vvv down there
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:13,
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HahahaNeeds more denizens.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:08,
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Very nice, sirVery subtle...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:08,
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hahaha!!'would'
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:09,
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