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I have gone all arty before bed.

so you can have that.

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:10, archived)

show us yer art!

ART OUT FOR THE LADS, &C.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:12, archived)

That is like

trying to look through strained glass . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:14, archived)

...'strained'...glass?...

...SWEEET DREEAMS!!!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:20, archived)

Very . . . strained !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:24, archived)

...i just had a religious experience from your gif...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:31, archived)

Shekshay !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:39, archived)

Oooooooooooooo...satin sheets...

...i prefer canvas...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:15, archived)

ARTZ

ಠ_ಠ

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:35, archived)

SOMETIMES THERE IS ART

SOMETIMES MY LEG HURTS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:46, archived)

I should totally be an art critic.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:46, archived)

I would like to get paid for that action.

THIS EXHIBITION WAS TURGID PISSWATER. THE PERPRETATORS OF THIS INSIPID TRAVESTY OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES!!
I HAVE SEEN MORE EXPRESSIVE BRUSHWORK ON MY MORNING SHITWIPES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:49, archived)

I was thinking more along the lines of "HERE IS A PICTURE. I AM THIRSTY AND MORE THAN A LITTLE BIT AROUSED."

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:53, archived)

maybe you could start one of those weblog things.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:02, archived)

I have too many of those already, and I'm starting another one about the shitrags right now.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:31, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NO FUCK TAKE THEM AWAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:32, archived)

YES

AND RATE EVERYTHING ON THE SHITRAG SCALE.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:50, archived)

AFTER VIEWING THESE SO-CALLED ARTWORKS I HAD TO GO STRAIGHT HOME AND SCRUB MYSELF WITH BLEACH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:51, archived)

neato.

i went to bed with art.

_{and gave it a terrible infection of the gonads.}

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:48, archived)

cleanse the earth!

(with fire and lazors)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:52, archived)

haha! that's great.

remember i mentioned oamos to you? it's working again, so try it out.

www.oamos.com/

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:54, archived)

on a first glimpse that was horribly confusing.

but I don't know how to control it yet.

I searched for "kittens"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:59, archived)

i searched b3ta and set the slider more toward 'entertaining'.

do a vanity search too, of course.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:01, archived)

DESTROYYYYYYY!!!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:04, archived)

i searched 'rapitinui' withg the slider to the right.

there are enormous magenta planes that fly around. did you make them?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:12, archived)

arrrrrggghhh no none of that makes any sense.

I tried searching on my name, got a bunch of unrelated b3ta stuff.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:42, archived)

oh well.

i saw some odd stuff that made me laugh. porn searches are a hoot too.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:46, archived)

Cream on my Disraeli Gears...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)

Diraeli Gears rules.

This is cool.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:45, archived)

Wheeeeee!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:51, archived)

Never miss a shift . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:54, archived)

...yeah...i'm not tired at all...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:02, archived)

Keep the lantern lit !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:06, archived)

will do...........and the amp turned up...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:09, archived)

to 11

I hope.

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:11, archived)

oh yeah...everyone loves a loud bass...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:14, archived)

You're on the line of fire !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:13, archived)

...careful...i 'bite'...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:17, archived)

Through the shield ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:22, archived)

...i'll use my secret weapon...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:33, archived)

woo to that

(jonjonjon, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:45, archived)

baked ginger is awfully good.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:50, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)

DONT YOU KNOCK MY MASTERPIECE OFF THE BOARD WITH YOUR 5 MINUTE MS PAINT TRASH!!!1

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:14, archived)

No. I do not.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)

Me either :(

I was told you had the answers..

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)

Correct case and sentence structure.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:19, archived)

Its a miracle.

I can see!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:54, archived)

Also how rude, top picture as always.

Athough my favourites of yours are your pointy-vectory-style thingies

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:57, archived)

NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)

HUNH HUNH HUNH HUNH HUNH HUNH

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:15, archived)

THEN HE POKES HIS COCONUT INTO THE LETTERPRESS, SEE?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:35, archived)

HURRR HURRR HURRR.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)

UNH UNH UNH UNH UNH UNH UNH

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:15, archived)

AAU

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)

HMGN HMGN HMGN HMGN HMGN HMGN HMGN HMGN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)

wipe that smirk off your face!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:43, archived)

smirky.

those vertical lines make it.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:52, archived)

HELLO GUYS

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:57, archived)

YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW YOU GUYS THIS TOOK 2 HOURS IN FLASH 8 TO DO

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)

I DO NO UNDERSTAND THIS PLZ

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)

ITS MY SATIRE ON THE CURRENT DECLINE IN LITERATURE IN AMERICA AND BRITAIN

WHAT ARE YOU DENSE?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:10, archived)

HE IS DENISE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:11, archived)

I KNEW IT

ITS LIKE SAILING THROUGH CUSTARD!!!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)

OH WITH YOUR EYES SO BLUE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)

filthy heart and swollen hips.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:51, archived)

Load up times are a bitch on an abacus.

Save must have taken decades.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)

LOOK EITHER MAKE A BART TO GO WITH IT OR GO RAIN ON SOMEONE ELSE'S PARADE :(((

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:10, archived)

I DON'T LIKE MATT'S TOWNS FOLK.

HIS FEZ FAGS ARE MUCH MORE FUN.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:14, archived)

YOU KNOW WHAT JUST TOOK ME TWO HOURS?

MY LUNCHBREAK.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)

DID YOU GO TO SUBWAY LOL

LOL BAD SERVICE LOL

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)

So this guy goes to a psychoanalyst

and the analyst says, "so what's the problem".
And the guy says, "I'm a tepee, I'm a pup-tent, I'm a tepee, I'm a pup-tent, I'm a tepee, I'm a pup-tent"
And the analyst says to him, "Ah, I think I see what the trouble is: SHITRAGS".

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:15, archived)

I've done some in-depth invetigating over the last few days.

Soon there will be a website dedicated to the vacant block.

The vacant block with a small brick shed and a massive satellite dish. And shitrags.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)

Top invetigating my friend.

Massive satellite dish, eh? The shit thickens.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:21, archived)

It's not very good regardless.

And turn off your caps key. Then, I suspect you're being daft anyway

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:58, archived)

IS HE USING HIS CAPS KEY?

THAT CAN LEAD TO A SERIOUS BEATDOWN AROUND HERE, LET ME TELL YOU

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:09, archived)

...homer on drugs?...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:41, archived)

Can you be my friend?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)

I CAN.

I CHARGE VERY LITTLE CASHES. YOU WANT?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:58, archived)

make love

long time?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:10, archived)

FOR SEVENTEEN HOURS.

GAZ ME FOR CYBERS, KAY YEA?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:26, archived)

YES!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:58, archived)

yes.

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A FUNTIME

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)

SORRY I REACHED MY FRIEND LIMIT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:07, archived)

I've done that three times.

Two low limits and this new 99.

AND, NO I WON'T USE THREE SLOTS FOR YOU. NAAAAAA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:11, archived)

I MEANT MY IRL FRIEND LIMIT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)

IRL? WHAT'S THE URL FOR THAT?

[/;-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:18, archived)

i saw some cherries you might like!...

...heh heh.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:46, archived)

ha!

i see what you did there

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)

yes, but it'll cost you.

nothing's free these days.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:58, archived)

Are all trailers the same

or is it just me?

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)

logo lol logo lol lol logo googol google logo lol

yes.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)

thought so.

'nings all by the way.

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)

OLOGOL.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)

OLOGOL.

OLOGOL.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)

OLOGOL.

OLOGOL.
OLOGOL.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)

IT WAS A TIME OF WARRR.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)

Yes

Arf, and woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)

OLOGOL.

ARGHHHHH.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)

You just missed your 10,000th post too

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)

FUCKANS.

THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)

you forgot snogging.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)

Yes!...someone who understands...

...and is fed up like the rest of us... movies are just diversions from reality!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:48, archived)

it's worse than you think.

all movies are the same.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:31, archived)

and previously
b3ta.com/board/8025788
b3ta.com/board/7998727 b3ta.com/board/7993760 b3ta.com/board/7900873
b3ta.com/board/7900820 b3ta.com/board/7891346 b3ta.com/board/7857014
b3ta.com/board/7843766 b3ta.com/board/7842468 b3ta.com/board/7841589
b3ta.com/board/7828125 b3ta.com/board/7823048 b3ta.com/board/7822634
b3ta.com/board/7822504 b3ta.com/board/7819538 b3ta.com/board/7819475

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:30, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:30, archived)

Hooray!

Great work as usual Mr Ftang :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)

i found this slightly amusing

then i clicked some of the links. awesome
i love them especially the bond one

(jonjonjon, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:44, archived)

I THINK IT'S HIS LUNG

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)

HIS LUNG

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)

OMFG WEEN TONIGHT YES

www.ween.net/pony.mp3

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)

WEEN?

RLY?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)

YA RLY!

they haven't been over here since '97.
Recorded output hasn't been hugely satisfying in a while but I bet they still rock balls.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)

So you're seeing them?

Lucky.

Also, mofaha said Pony was the 60s. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)

Hell yeah!

Seen 'em in '95 and '97, too.

Chocolate & Cheese was a fine album.
www.ween.net/aids.mp3

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)

From '97 to now

seems quite a long time for them to not go to NZ. We don't have good enough venues for really good bands to ever come play here. xp

I would totally listen to that song right now (it's a good 'un) but I am listening to the White Stripes. And I haven't done that in forever.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)

I wouldn't do that ever lol

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)

Listen to the White Stripes?

I'm sure you wouldn't listen to a lot of what I do. But I promise I like some good bands, too. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)

I quite like the Raconteurs, though.

Jack White's not all bad.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:45, archived)

Broken Boy Soldiers. It's a really good album. I mean, he's got talent. But in the White Stripes, like, well, the drummer sucks. Which is unfortunate. But they make simple happy pop tunes, so I quite like to listen to them once in a while.

Also, mofaha got me addicted to Radiohead.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)

I think I've posted this link before:

www.dresdendolls.com/media_site/downloads/liveandunreleased/2003-10-29.SevenNation.mp3

NOOOO! NOT MY INDIE CREDIBILITY!

oh, and this too:
Doorbell with a real drummer

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)

Well

I like the Dresden Dolls. :D

Wait, is this actually the White Stripes? Or is this the Dresden Dolls?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:58, archived)

it's Brian and Amanda taking the piss.

take a look at the audio/video download sections on their site, lots of fun things.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)

Okay,

I figured they were taking the piss. hahah

I went to see them (with panic At The Disco. Shut up) and my mum asked me if Amanda was a man dressed as a woman. It made me sad.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)

Amanda is AWESOMENESS dressed as a woman.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:36, archived)

YES!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:16, archived)

you might say it's self-indulgent

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:12, archived)

That's a bit

very nice. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:16, archived)

That's

pretty fucking awesome right there.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:17, archived)

anyone can see the signs

mittens in the summertime
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PITY, YOU ARE TOO KIND

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3b61LIDczY
ohhhhhh I can't wait for them to come back

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:28, archived)

"hasn't been hugely satisfying"? Have you HEARD The Friends EP?

HAAAAAAAAAAAARG.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)

the last one I got was Shinola vol.1.

Starts out fantastic, right up to "Big Fat Fuck" and then kinda tails off.

Although the stoner guitar solos are good to zone out with.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:57, archived)

ashally I should really buy "Quebec".

I hardly ever put on White Pepper, though "Even If You Don't" is incredibly catchy.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)

AAAARGH.

kollegedaily.typepad.com/product_shop_nyc/files/ween_friends.mp3

IT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE TO ENJOY THIS ON AN IRONIC LEVEL.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)

ahhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhahhahhh WUT?!

HAND ME MY GLOWSTICKS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:08, archived)

wikipedia says

that "Friends" appears on the new album in a "substantially different arrangement".

I WILL TELL YOU WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE TONIGHT, IF THEY ARE PUSHING THE NEW STUFF

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:10, archived)

personally I am hoping they will throw "Weed Whore" in as an encore

but that may be too much to ask

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)

I was pretty underwhelmed by La Cucaracha as a whole.

I don't think they'll ever get back to 'pure guava' levels of awesome.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:10, archived)

oh, you have it?

Is it still worth buying?

I'm a bit obsessive when it comes to collecting.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)

Buy it if you like easy listening MOR country music,, with a bit of eurotrance thrown in for no reason.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:18, archived)

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:33, archived)

Made it out of my own sandals. Here, let me light it for you.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)

those crazy kids...

...with the words and the talking and all...(?)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:51, archived)

Corr!

OLOGOL?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)

OLLOGOLLOPOLLOOZA.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:45, archived)

1 TICKET PLS.

WHEN START?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:45, archived)

2ND OF OLLOGOMEMBER.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)

IT'S IN MY DAIRY.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)

whatcha smokin' man?...

paisley parsley?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:04, archived)

I AM SMOKING: PURE GUAVA

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:29, archived)

fucking paisley hippies.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:03, archived)

working on a print

did a sketch on paper, cleaned it up in tatty. It'll be a woodblock print so I really can't go too crazy with shading. Edges are kind of sharp but for developing the print i'm ok with that.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)

hooray for neglected murderesses.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)

i would never neglect a murderess.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 4:52, archived)

I really like that.

All the colors, and the sort of simplicity. Horrah!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)

Yes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)

That's lovely

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:26, archived)

Feeling lucky? punk?

and i can't get to sleep :(

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)

you'll fall asleep at your desk eventually, I'm sure.

Just don't try to sleep.

Also, woo to the pic. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:15, archived)

sounds good to me

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:21, archived)

looks like

he's busting for a piss

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)

it's dirty harry

he pisses his pants wherever he wants

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)

Nice

Woo!
Asking for it tho:

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:26, archived)

ha ha ha

i thought of doing that. good one!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)

YOU ARE B3TAN. WEKLOM.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)

Tankyou

Tankyou ver much.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)

BRING IT!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:53, archived)

dirty harry

have a pea

(jonjonjon, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:29, archived)

Come one, come all, into 1984

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)

it's like a real-life ignore button!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)

look at his wee 'stache!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)

It's his upper lip

but it really does look like a hitler 'tache. I know. :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)

If that's his upper lip

what's the thing below the line below that?!

He has three lips? Give me this boy's phone number!

Also: Do you always draw the feet like that for style purposes?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)

No, no!

The middle line is the split between the upper and lower lips. The lines of the upper and lower lips only suggest them, not actually draw them.

EDIT: Yeah. The feet are like, my signature sort of.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)

Ahh riote

I think by the general rules of simplistic visualisations, you draw a long line for the closed mouth line.
Then a smaller line underneath for the bottom of the lower lip.

Thusly:

Don't ask me why, but in minimalist representations it just looks better and more easily identifiable.

Also: The three joined up creases are trademarks too?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)

Yeah

that's what I usually do. But I did that today. I dunno why.

Uhm...not really. I don't think. It just happens. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)

I'm waiting until you do some realisticish drawings

You know, not on photoshop, not from reference kind of thing.
(I tried drawing two women embracing the other day without reference, not even in particularly difficult poses, but just didn't know how to get it to look right)

Unfortunately i'm the typical kind of cynical say-what-you-really-critically-feel-about-something-rather-than-just-saying-its-great-and-being-encouraging fellow.
As such, I pretty much believe one has to feel horribly outclassed and terrible to ever improve greatly at something.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:22, archived)

I am

terrible at realism! I tried a water bottle the other day.

That's about the best I can do.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)

From reference?

Honestly the only way you can improve is to forge your self loathing into a sword and then press on with in.
Also if your art teacher hasn't done perspective yet, kill him and have him replaced.

I mean I look at JollyJack and just want to hack off his hands and sew them to my own, hence why I refuse to use reference and just keep working.
So eventually i'll build up a solid mental stash of perspective, anatomy and poses to be able to draw imaginary scenes and catgirls licking shotguns.

Top tip: drawing in biro is helpful. Then if you make mistakes you just keep drawing over the lines in a vaguely expressionist fashion and also learn to work any mistakes out.
You can generally just keep layering the drawing until it looks right, like an oil painting.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:30, archived)

Yeah.

I was really really bored in English.

I don't get art until next school year. I don't know what the curriculum will be like, though. I'm hoping to get some perspective and such, though. For perspective I've been doing a lot of googling on vanishing points and stuff.

I don't really like JollyJack's stuff, and here's why: He's really talented. He knows perspective, proportion, comic illustration, anatomy, all that. And he wastes it on those (IMO) shitty drawings of misproportioned catgirs and SWT. It's just unfortunate, to me, like wasted talent.

Biro? Really? Okay. I will remember that one. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)

Welcome to the club.

JJ is a founding member BTW. [/;-D

Reality is, those are toss offs. His
talent is dark, and it's the ones
between the T & A that count.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)

Wait wait...

he's a founding member? Why? If he doesn't like what he draws, then why not stop?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:41, archived)

People in London wore black arm bands...

...to morn the 'death' of Sherlock.

And he's not that well paid at his day job.

But that's just my view. Ask him. He might answer.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)

Ooh.

But...what has his day job got to do with it? Does he not get to be an artist?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)

He sells his drawings and comics.

Or --anyone can be an artist... as long
as you add starving to the front of it. [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:58, archived)

Sherlock?

Mourning?

Can you elucidate me please?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:58, archived)

Trekers and Jedi have nothing on the mania that killing him off led to.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherlock_Holmes#The_Great_Hiatus
Mass culture, as the interbutts knows it, was born.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)

Well I meant what that had to do with JJ

But I fear this thread of conversation has gone on so long that no-one is reading anymore.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)

A world without large breasted rodents!!!

He'd be hanged, drawn and quartered by outraged nerds.

Indeed it has, and I've done my bit as JJ's apologist for now.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:09, archived)

TOSS OFFS LOL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:48, archived)

Turn a rude phrase? Me?

*plays first two bars of Steiß Bewegung on a glass harmonium*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 3:34, archived)

I have no idea what SWT is (south west trains presumably)

Well i've never actually seen JollyJack draw anything other than the kind of stylistic characters he draws, that's to say i've never seen him do anything Frank Miller style or something.
But it may be a case of his drawing ability and style resting in that kind of comic drawing. As for catgirls and stuff goes, many believe that the ultimate aim of art is to portray the human form.
If he wants to imbelish it a bit, I don't see the difference. I think most people if they could draw really well would want to portray men/women in vaguely romantic/erotic/pornographic situations. For the same reason they read and write romantic novels and literature.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)

squirrels with tits.

But i didn't feel like typing it out. Now I have. oh well. *shrugs*
No, I understand that, and like, I hear what you're saying. But it's just my opinion. I've never liked that big titted, overly skinny style, and then why you add the ears and tail, I just dislike it even more. ;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:48, archived)

Yes but most likely that's just a 'urgh men all like big boobs and blondes' type opinion

Whatever your feeling towards his and his fan's motivations towards the art, it is essentially only a singular perspective.

Equally if you suddnely got ridiculously good at drawing someone could say, 'typical androgynous emo/goth/whatever boy types'. What a waste.
There's nothing against drawing what you like, although I suppose he may not neccessarily be overly fond of it given the amount of irony is some of the stuff.
Don't let whatever stereotypes or own life experiences steep your view of the validity of his work.

Also: I'm looking forwards to the androgynous emo/goth/whatever boy erotica.
*stares at watch*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)

It's not.

It's just a 'if you poked she'd just fall. that's a bit silly' kind of opinion. ;]

Okay, good point. Fair, and all. Just unfortunate. I dunno. I'd love to see him post something else.

Also: Well, it's not gonna appear on your watch...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)

that's exactly what I've been saying about JJ, too.

but he never replies to me in his threads.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)

I was including you in that club.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)

BUMCHIN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)

How dare you mock my beard

I'll set my cat on you. She smells of white noise.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:25, archived)

What does

white noise smell like?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)

Bells

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)

Oh alright.

Our cats smell like mum's perfume. Since she can't let them stay on solid ground for more than 5 minutes.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)

haha

hairy bum chin

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)

G'morning, and g'night.

Tis woo

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Cae1, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)

Thank you.

Are you g'night-ing cos you're leaving?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)

I like this lots :)

Sorry I didn't reply before, I was chatting with my best friend :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)

the coroner said

"The amount of poison in this man's system was in the hundreds and thousands"

RIS

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)

cayke!

g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

RIS = fail

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

sorted

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)

your eyes

may have failed but the OP has made his point with some subtle shoppery.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)

I'm not bothered about the risness.

Its a nice pic.
I'm going now. :/
G'night.

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Cae1, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)

nyom nyom nyom

"....That last one was a bit almondy."

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)

marc almondy?

arsenick anyone?

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)

Mmmmm, deathcake

In other news:
BEE DISCO

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:04, archived)

You are too board-savvy to be a n00b.

WHICH REGULAR ARE YOU?!?!
/witchhunt

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)

OMG RUMBLED! TO THE ESCAPE PODS!

Seriously though, I've just been lurking here for ages :)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)

your image hosting sucks.

I did see the pic b4 it went awol though - good stuff.

edit: that's better. never use geoshitties for anything.

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)

it does doesn't it.

B3ta's hosting is a bit sporadic at the moment, although I think I've sorted it now.

phew...internets

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)

it doesn't say how many cakes he ate.

I NEED TO KNOW THE LETHAL DOSE

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)

actually

I don't think it was the cakes at all.

He died of Wales

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)

this is a matter for science.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)

Well, what they can't see won't hurt them ;)

de-ris

edit: Now with added real youtube video!

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

I was just reading about this.

I like how the few hours of YouTube outage seems to have the same amount of coverage as those five severed Internet Tubes.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)

Well, the undersea cables snaps weren't really anything (as I understand it)

because that kind of cable break happens pretty much daily somewhere in the world, and they are constantly being fixed. They just don't normally happen in such a way that a whole region gets cut off.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)

i was hoping that that would play

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)

I was hoping for a dancing zebra named nigel

But you can't have everything

(Sheepdean was rifling through your underwear drawer on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)

I bet if your name is Nigel

and you are dancing in your golden cave then you are laughing right now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)

Would I be injured

If I pointed out that unless your sig is addressed to someone named "twat", it should have two "you"s in it? (Pasanonic has put you back on ignore. Yes you, you twat)
And if is to "twat", it should be capitalised
*hides*

(Sheepdean was rifling through your underwear drawer on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)

They know who they are.

I was allowing for my colloquialism to creep in. I apologise. I shall take great care to see that you don't bother me again.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)

FÜTTER MEIN EGO

(EGO, EGO, EGO EGO)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)

This

/disappointed blog

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)

hang on while youtube processes the video...

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)

SORTED NOW :D

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)

this cop

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Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

I don't not approve of Bad-wagons (sic), but ...

when it involves fonts and kerning someone has
to step into the fray ... and that's RockWell Extra,
King of Heavy Fonts (with a lower case
'j' for a knob) ...

PS Living berlin now and this thing of making
stuff outta letters makes me feel at home ...
and my cock is shaped like a 'j' - so all good.

Back to real art ...

(PPS Extra geek points if anyone can tell me which PC text drawn graphical adventure the power orb is from)

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

*tempted to hop on bandwagon*

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

Gis a power orb.

cahm on gissit!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

get down to level 10 or 11 and

fecking find your own!

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

*waits patiently for 7 shape vectors*

::D:D:D::DD LOVE

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Ttssattsr, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

He specified a multitude of vectors

You impudent fool!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

Ima guessing NetHack?

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Hokerou, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

My good friend

Mount Gay Rum and I have just watched The Royal Tenenbaums for the first time with my girlfriend.
It was bloody good!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

Dancing?

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

Is that a squash?

I almost got one of those at the market yesterday, maybe next week.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)

Butternut squashes are awesome roasted.

Judging from the quality of them at the market, they're going out of season now though.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

I found this. I never want to leave a chap uncredited.
www.b3ta.com/board/7167904

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

That's pretty nice.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

That's very impressive.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

Utterly ace stuff

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

Shove them in the coals when you are having a BBQ

Wrapped in foil but with a few bits sticking out so they can go black.
HEAVEN
Edit: They grow here all year round and are cheap as chips :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

Also good in risottos,

especially with chorizo.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

have you stolen

the draft to my new book "parenting the Zoot way" ?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

Explain

I have not referred to childrens.
*scratches head*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

sorry

I just saw "shove them in coals" and was away ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

hahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

they make good soup

but they're shit at hoovering.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

You need to spend more time training them.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

i'm still training the cat

it has learned that when i glare at it, it had better fucking run.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

That is an important lesson.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

it is currently learning what it's like

to spend the night outside after biting my finger.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

aww poor kitty.

(

Aenesis, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

poor kitty?

you should see my finger! teeth marks, man!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

My cats liked to claw at my back.

they were evil.

(

Aenesis, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)

all cats are evil

it's part of what makes them cats.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

My cat has learnt to run up the stairs really loudly and fast

then burst into the bedroom and say Hello in a really high pitched weirdy cat voice, in the middle of the night.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

HELLO IS U ASLEEPS YET LOL JUS CHEKIN

*dashes away*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

It also sleeps in my room

and breathes really loudly, almost snoring but not quite, despite the fact it must only have tiny catty lungs.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

Cats are brill.

Give not a shit.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

I've often wondered how much training and what methods you'd need

to train military grade attack cats. They are fairly intelligent, in that they basically don't give a shit if you tried to draft them, but if you managed to enrage and train them.
They'd be tiny, fast and impossible to shoot; then you could release millions into an enemy city.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

Ceiling Cat'd be excellent for the CIA.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

you don't need to train them

just drop them to within 3 feet of your enemy, then drop a water balloon on them. fun for all the family!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

I'm not sure how logistically practical that is for an on-the-move army of today

Personally I think they are a lost cause and i'm working on making a horse whose skin is tortoise like plates.
WAR HORSE!

*is a massive pacifist really*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

you are a pacifist?

then you can never be a part of my new world!
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

I'm not THAT much of a pacifist

When I can sit here ignoring the constant battles of society and civilisation, then yes I am.
Suddenly install an awful dictatorship and i'd be out there with a rapier fighting people to the death while making witty quips.

Literally that's one of the few reasons I don't just commit suicide.
*waits for new world order*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

ah, right.

you can be in charge of giving the henchmen nametags. only the ones with no names get killed by do-gooders.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

I'm afraid you misunderstand me

I'd be the one fighting improbably against the dictatorship.
It would be I, with my witty quips and usual hatred of all humanity and society, which would CRUSH YOU!

I am Captain Cliched Englishman! I even speak like David Niven and everything.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

ah.

then the game is afoot, mr. jeru.
*strokes cat*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

*detonates bomb cat*

Checkmate.

And please, call me Leslie. Oh, you're a smoking charred corpse...well call me Nigel then.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

CURSE YOU, NIGEL!!!!

I SHALL RETURN!

tomorrow. g'night!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)

they never say meow!

it's always some weird cat noise that is totally irritating!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

Fun* Fact

Cats only meow, or rather make the high pitched meowing noises, at humans or in the presense of humans.
At other cats they'll either hiss, purr, snear, that kind of thing.

*may be lie

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

i told her straight

either she learns to speak human or i'm not listening.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

that sounds like a funcat.

PICS PLZ?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

Hallo thar. I has a fantom of the opra mask.

I lieks your peirodic tabel.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

eeeeeeee!

GRAINY TORTIE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)

less talk

more suck.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

or the hoover?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

You need training?

what the fuck kind of agency have I employed here? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

me love you long time ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

you will be out the

fucking door after a bacon butty like everyone else Miss;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

yay!

middle bacon, i hope

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

now you have just given me the idea to make you all fight for it.

now then. How to get 'you all' out of my mind and into my home without the wife murdering me.
I'll take suggestions.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

Pokéballs.

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Cae1, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

No, he needs to get them in before they can poke his balls.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

^this

or you could hide us and sneak us in. have you got a size 78 coat?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

I think

waiting for holidays is safer. Are you free in April? She's off to the Mann Isles with the boy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)

i'm never free

but i'm often available ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

I made soup this evening

Caulliflower + Broccoli, twas very nice!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

cauliflower makes it bitty :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

I like chunky soup,

the bittier the better.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

last time i made soup with cauli in it

it went down as if it was coming up :x

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

CHAKA CHAKA PATA PON!

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pzyko Query failed., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

Great innit.

I'm hooked!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

totally

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

Conan the Destroyer

a sinister late night tickle

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

I'm now onto father ted.

Conan is a bit cheesy for my current state of mind.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

He just punched a camel unconscious

I can think of no sillier method to sleep :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

It tends to work quite well with my kids...

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

You need some extra big zip-lock bags.

Keep them lovely and fresh.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

CAMEL BUKKAKE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

*drinks*
;)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

I am smoking

and thinking about beddy byes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

I am considering

whether to smoke or drink some more rum, maybe both?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

I have rum

but it's strictly for use with the lovely coffee that my mate grinds. He's a GOD when it comes to coffee.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

I have a lovely Kiwi lady

who I buy my coffee from at the weekend, she's a diamond!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

Dancing beverages!

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)

Needs more booooze

*drinks*

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

MORE DANCING

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

These are both slightly fucking rah

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

FASTA!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

Kit

(Dr_Seuss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)

bollocks

thats the second re-ex this evening

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

If there was a superhero called B3taman...

...his greatest nemesis would be The Red-Ex.

This should totally be a comic series...

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

SANS

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)

COMIC SANS

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ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)

Redex?

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Aenesis, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

Yep

and it`s not even a comic sans one..

(

dozack, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)

Awww, shame.

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Aenesis, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

hmm.

why would a fellow scouser wish to disguise him/herself?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)

I know its a tad lame but.....

Click for bigger (131KB)

EXTERMINATE!

btw its my first time so be gentle!

(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)

SALVIDOR DALIKS!

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ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

Salvidor Daliks!

rofl!!! :)

(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

Does anybody have mario karts + wifi?
I'm itching for a race but nobody seems to be able to help :(

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ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:10, archived)

Welcome, young first timer.

your picture confuses me greatly but it is always nice to welcome new persons.
Enter, kill a kitten, shout at the idiots, etc.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)

Fuck!

When I joined up I killed idiots and shouted at kittens! If only I had known I was doing it all wrong!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

That is also acceptable

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:20, archived)

a laudible

sentiment. however you killed not nearly enough.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)

They breed like Chinese rabbits!

I'm sorry!

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

Dalec Secks, more like.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

It's the cocks coming out the side of his head isn't it?

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)

Body Pass

CFT

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Sheep!, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)

Again, you are fantastic at these.

*thoroughly well deserved click*

Edit: I hate shopping. I've found nothing I can afford that I want, and nothing that I want that I can afford.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:40, archived)

i'll buy you a Freddo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

Ooooh yes please

I really want to get this, but it's not payday till tomorrow.

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6621090

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

i think thats a wise financial investment

fetishwear always is

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

It'd be to replace an almost identical one

which is now a bit too big (or really, not too small enough).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

manwife is a lucky fellow

my submissive found jesus and stopped indulging in such things

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

I tell him this constantly.

I've never had a proper sub, but then I'm a switch so I dohn't think I could deal with a onesider.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:06, archived)

their great, although people dont seem to understand when you give them instructions in public

but thats more of their problem, Being a switch would be much more useful cos you can enjoy play with more people but i couldnt imagine Submitting,
Just not my thing

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

I think being a woman makes it easier

loathe as I am to perpetuate stereotypes. I can order men around qutie happily, and have indulged in torture and other things before (of which I shall not go into here) but there's nothng and I mean NOTHING that I like more that being held down and forced to be silent as the grave.

This is what prompted me to start writing the book (The 21st Century Guide to Sexual Deviancy).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:13, archived)

i think the exchange of power works better male to female,

theres almost an air of humiliation play to a female dom in my opinion

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:15, archived)

Usually, yes.

I don't particularly like to humiliate, just force, and when I was on the scene most of the guys I encountered were all about the shame factor.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

i dont get that personally, but thats just not my kink i guess

my problem is i'm only eighteen so finding people who are willing to be open about their Kinks is hard,
but in my experience lots of young ladies are willing to submit but not many to dominate.

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

I'm 23, but I was on the scene from 16- 20.

On and off.

Generally I found it was older men who were willing to dominate- I suggest you find an older woman.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:21, archived)

i wouldnt mind an older woman tbh, finding one would be harder but still

hmmmm... thats not a bad idea you know

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)

Is there a Bingo hall near you?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

I saw that

and fucking guffawed. Well done.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

I'm only going on logic.

I've never been dominated by a woman- if I'm with a woman (or should I say when I was) I was always the dominant party.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

im very much a Dom

being dominated by a woman, by golly! i say! how demeaning :P

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

I actually know a disturbing amount

about what the two of you are talking about.

The reason I haven't engage in any of this is because I would find it absolutely impossible to balance up with the rest of my personality.
I don't know how everyone else is, but I fear becoming an unbalanced duality.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)

then become a really dominating person :P

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)

I wasn't specifically talking about either domination or submission

Just BDSM and the kind of free sex (yes I know it really makes me sound like I don't know what the fuck i'm on about) movement in general.
Going through all kinds of experiences just doesn't gel with the rest of me, which is essentially an awful characiture of a PG Wodehouse character.

I imagine if I did get down to doing the stuff, while it's all well and good in the build and during. As soon as i'd climaxed, i'd just have a mental image of Jeeves staring at me and shaking his head.

*shudder*

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

stop confusing me.

do you take it up the arse or not? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

I take it with milk and two sugars, thank you very much.

Actually that sound worse.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

well thats a very interesting way of looking at it

jeeves is....interesting...

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

Well alright then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

no penetration

and I'm all yours

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)

My least favourite part of it.

I don't want to bum boys, particularly. But they all bloody wanted me to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)

Yeah, confuses me.

I'm all for being shouted at and being made to be the bitch but please. It's like lego. This bit goes in here, just don't break it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

I have no problems with anal sex

and certainly no problems with others who like to bum boys but really, what am I going to get out of it? I haven't got a penis.

Sex with women is entirely different, of course. I reserve the right to be totally nonsensical.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)

Well it's a humilation/ego/social roles type thing isn't it?

Realistically you'll unlikely to get any physical sensation, even with the use of the appropriate adaptors.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

Fuck me.

Are you for hire? Can accommodate. Manchester and surrounding area.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

Hah, my ex was from Stockport

his mum walked in on us mid sesh (his second ever, I do believe as I'd nicked his viginity earlier) and fucking made me get up and leave his bedroom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

aww.

did you need to make dinner? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

Hahaha no

but I did need to leave her little precious alone.

He had a very big willy for a 16 year old.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

all the boys want to be bummed by captain wow!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)

I'll be dom for both of you as

long as you can work out the cleaning and the beer fridge duties between you.
( wife needs a new housekeeper, not considered a couple ;))

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

*raises eyebrow* I'm not that kind of sub.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

oh fuck the sex lark.

I just want my cars cleaned when my nephew is not in town ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)

LOVE YOU TOO, HONEY

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:16, archived)

i genuinely do find this tragic

religion can be so destructive.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

it was a waste of a VERY GOOD submissive

its a fucking shame the christians got her.

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

the ultimate whip with the perennial gag

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

does it come with a whip and gag

or are they sold separately.

I liked the pirate corset tho, that was hawt.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

Different one is below

the maroon one would go awfully with my titian tresses.

I don't think it does come with either such things, but luckily I own both.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

Yikes!

That's got me a bit hot under the collar that has...

Buy it!

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

I shall be doing.

And then doing my patented 'no I don't need the toilet this is a VERY SEXY SKIRT' waddle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

I love shopping

It's one of my favourite hobbies. I would so love to be a personal shopper...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

I only like food and CD shopping.

Anything else is torture.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

food shopping is essential

guitar shopping is fun

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:49, archived)

CD shopping with me is a very arduous task

I take too long, pick everything up I want, then decide how much I can spend and put most of it back again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

I want

this:

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=6621090

and this:

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9695441

edit: and this, but it'd clash with my hair

www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9681924

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

I couldn't even begin to imagine wearing the skirt

but that coat is superb! As a woman of hourglass proportions, I love anything that accentuates my waist whilst accommodating my enormous bust and round hips.

If I had all the moneys in the world I would buy them for you.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

You're very sweet.

I have decided this is the ticket as well, as I am as you are.

And still, in the 21st century, they can't make a suit jacket that fits properly without having to pay 200 quid for a bespoke one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:53, archived)

have you tried Bravissimo?

they are also quite expensive, but they occasionally have good sale stuff. My bottom half is a good size 14, but with a 34G top, I find most things either gape at the chest or hang round the waist. You know what I mean...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

34G?

I remeasured myself today, I'm now a 34E (yay back size gone down). I just need to get BHS to confirm it.

Bravissimo do lovely bras but I bought one of their shirts and it was just all wrong.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)

a few years ago I lost a shitload of weight

and became a size 8-10. My chest didn't get any smaller than a 32E. It's like carrying bags of sugar around all day.

Most of the time I love being all curvy and womanly, but on bad days I hate the ugly pendulous bags of unsightly fat.

Today, however, is a good day. Mainly since I have lost a stone in the last seven weeks. Yay me!

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

I think I hate the week before my period the most

As I feel like my tits are going to rupture the skin. Plus, with them being bigger, there are The Hands of Others generally causing pain.

Well done you!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

what I hate most

is that having big boobs seems to give everybody else in the world licence to look at / grope / comment upon them.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)

Unfourtunately

most men can't help it...

We do try though. Honest. :(

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

I've always managed it.

Except for my girlfriend, who I do of course grope regularly.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

Oh, don't get me wrong...

I manage too, mostly because women absolutely terrify me...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

'They just look so comfy'.

Why thank you. I wasn't from fucking DFS, you know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

actual lol

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)

you sound like the Mrs

as I mentioned she is 34DD. That might not seem huge but she has a tiny back. And even now as she nears 40 years old and they near her ankles they are quite an impressive sight.

( don't squeeze into the wrong sized bra ladies. The discerning gentleman is not hooked by a Dita bust as he knows where it all lands due to experience. Be uplifted but comfy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

I am currently wearing one that's not too different

it's a 36E. I plan to spend about 200 quid on new bras this month, so shouldn't be for long.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:09, archived)

I spend far too much

on brassiéres and the like. I don't do more than nod 'yes' at the colour and pay the bill though. But it works for us.
I'd treat you to a La Perla set were you not hitched and I could get away with it ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:12, archived)

:D that'd be a great one to explain.

'Well no I've never met him, actually......well he seems perfectly normal......I bloody well shall not, do you know how much these cost?'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:14, archived)

haha. That

made even Mrs Zoot chuckle. ( now how do I get her to leave the room again?)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

Set the clocks forward to 10am

then give her your credit card.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:22, archived)

hehe

she has insisted that I tell you that she is independently wealthy.
( she is as well, she has earned more then me for about 5 years now.)
I can live on with that.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)

Tell her she should've married me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

hehe.

better late than never. She's gone but I appreciated it. ( and often will agree with you in future )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

Learn basic seamstresstry (i'm fairly sure that's utterly spelt wrong, or not even a word)

Then you can make whatever stuff you want.

Also I have just sneezed the entire lining of my throat out. Stupid colds.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

sorry?

i read something about "enormous bust" and then i dont...know... i think... i got losted.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

The wonderful thing about you is

apart from the actual wording I foresaw this comment.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

*hums, rocking softly*

"bust"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

That's it, I'm taking you to Rigby and Pellier.

Fun will most definitely ensue.

Either that or we'll need to buy you some new trousers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:05, archived)

what's that then?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

Bespoke bra shop.

Generally attended by ladies with big boobies.

It's the dbroon birthday shop. Getting you out shall be the difficult bit. I'm expecting to have to entice you out with illegal substances and possibly Jane Goldman.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:11, archived)

*flashes*

*steals wallet*

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

I really like that coat, it's beautiful!

Crikey, I've just seen the price tag! D:

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:56, archived)

But worth it!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)

Oh, every penny, certainly.

But you can almost guarentee that the first time you wear it, some clott will spill red wine all down the front of it...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

Scotchguard?

Minders?

I shall employ dbroon and Dixon to be my minders.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

you can't go wrong with a couple of burly Scots

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

Well, one Scot and a Derbyshire skinhead.

I'd have them on leads, but I doubt they'd let me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:08, archived)

In which case

buy it! :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

SHEEP!

The best b3tan ever.
*clicks*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

*universe implodes*

You're being rather nice to people tonight.

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Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

I'm nice to the good

b3tans, it's an old ploy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Oh right.

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Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:19, archived)

he's always nice to adults

he's the ice-cream man of b3ta.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Hmm

I believe you are correct.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

That must be fucking inconvenient

in the summer months.

"Are you coming out dear?"
"Fuck off, i'm staying in the fridge."

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:00, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

Thanks, that's made my day*

*may be lie

(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

FP Ahoy!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

Fabulous!!!

*click*

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ClanSoul, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:41, archived)

AMAZING! houpla!

i am jealous of your talent

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

Ahahah!

Absolutely spiffing wonderful!

*Great big sloppy click*

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:42, archived)

I dread to think how long these things take you.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

^this

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:44, archived)

A Couple of Hours

Plus an upsetting couple of weeks flailing around trying to come up with an idea

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Sheep!, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

Judging from the number of people you've pulled out of lurking to comment,

that's time well spent.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:48, archived)

Of which I am one :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

Don't you feel dirty, just watching us?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:52, archived)

Me? Naaah

*secretly rubs thighs*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

TGMTFH!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:57, archived)

Evening, Sir

Sir

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:02, archived)

hello chicken

sorry I was lack in spazzing back.
*big hugs*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

Maybe you should ask us B3tards to suggest an idea

If you immediately delete any suggestions that contain the words "squirrel" "tits" and "yiff" there is ~~a good~~ an outside chance you will be left with some good suggestions.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

Probably best to ignore all suggestions from Wasp Box or 4dam, too.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:54, archived)

Of course

But only after having a good giggle at them.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

Funny

Squirrels with tits eh?

*writes idea in book*

Anyone got any ideas, they'll go to a good home?

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Sheep!, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

I'm thinking of something with mirrors

but have a feeling that you've done a mirror thing.
Is there a place where all of these are hosted so we could have a look to see what you've done so far?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:58, archived)

Yes, I've done a mirror one before I'm afraid

Here are all the GIF anims I've done:
sheepfilms.co.uk/anims/animindex.htm

Or YouTube for longer stuff:
uk.youtube.com/user/sheepfilms

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Sheep!, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

Doh

I've just realised the CFT link took me to your site.
Sorry I had a senior moment.
Thanks!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

You crossing a road

A car comes along and knocks you down and drives over you.
You get up dust yourself off shrug and continue crossing the road.

It would be great if it were a massive juggernaut but I doubt you would be able to find some quiet time on a motorway so you could film yourself crossing it :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:07, archived)

do one that tiles vertically

wher you kick the head of the bloke below you, and his head sails up to replace yours.

I would pay to see that.*

*would not actually pay to see that.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

Hmm

Not bad, it's got potential

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Sheep!, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:03, archived)

oooh

thats all and every kind of ace

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tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

woo! I love you.

~~should i bother asking if it tiles?~~

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:43, archived)

*clicky clicky bang bang*

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:45, archived)

clickity!!

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McBadger COW, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

*CLICKETH*

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Cae1, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

*Marches*

Woo as ever

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:46, archived)

Fabulous!

You could play this at parties. When the music stops there is one less pair of jeans and the person whose top half falls on the floor is out.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

I found that Johnny Cash went very well with this

Songs are nice and short, would make the game fun to play too

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Sheep!, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:50, archived)

I think

if I understood the science of this process, my head would assplode.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

HEIL! HEIL! HEIL! HEIL!

*ahem*

woo!

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pzyko Query failed., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

You've grown a beard!

Wow. I'd say add it to the competition and beat everyone on the basis that you haven't shaved.

As always you are fantastic.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:47, archived)

Beard is for a Fancy Dress Party Coming Up

Thought it'd be a bit cheeky to post this on the image challenge.

Beard not staying either, itchy bastard thing

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Sheep!, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:51, archived)

That's a shame. I'd vote two hundred and thrice.

Henry the eighth perhaps? I'm trying that out. But then I am a promiscuous red head.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

I don't bother to make gifs because of you.

You make all other efforts seem worthless.

*clicks*

*cries*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:55, archived)

DO A NAKED VERSION

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:17, archived)

Woo!

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Grampa, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 22:59, archived)

heheheh

What fun!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

stop being so good!

damn Sheep!

:)

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:01, archived)

*Click*

talented git

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:04, archived)

click click click

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sun 24 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)

Amazing

What excellent tshirt collar pulling action! You must have a professional tshirt collar puller on staff?

(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 7:36, archived)

Yay!

This one works great as a magic eye pic as well!

([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:31, archived)

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