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# lol
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Aaaaaargh!!!
Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# remember its not rape if you shout 'surprise'!!!!
girls can avoid rape simply by saying 'yes'
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is quite possibly my favourite thing of yours I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
i love the third frame, the angle of his legs is perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# you've clearly been face raped before
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Oh come on, it's Smash Monkey.
She was the one doing the raping.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# ssshhh!
you said you wouldn't tell!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# No, I said I wouldn't tell THE POLICE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# ah, right.
mum's the word, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# serves him right for being named Dave ;)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# That's Steve
Dave is the one with the cock in Steve's face
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# serves him right for being named Steve

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# tell him steve-dave!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
This is great.
You are great.
Great!
(Pelle ghola, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# LOL! U sick puppy!
Glad I didn't make that! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Leave me
out of it.

I can see this hobby sweeping the nation
(Sickpuppy, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)
# *Roffles a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# this wins the front page for the rest of time
good god how i laughed
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Ha
*is sniggering like a school boy(
(LokiMD, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# As a Dave I heartily endorse the face rapery in this post.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Listen to Yourself!

A version (more based off of) this.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# silly emo
eating 3.5mm jack plugs, that will hurt on the way out if it's a right angled plug.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# It'll be like anal floss.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# :D
I don't even need to click that link :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Hahah
Of course. ^.^

And how has your day been, dear?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# It has been good.
I spent all morning on your letter, but I can't post it 'till monday, though.
But Richard came over earlier and thanks you for the picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Oh well.
I'm still excited about it. ^.^
Oh hooray. ^.^

I went out shopping with mum. I do that a lot, because I tend to forget how much I hate it. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Hahahahah
Well I am animating something for Cockweasle :D
You'll have to pearoast something. You'll know what.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# We went to a thrift store.
I got some awesome stuff. But then we went to Whole Foods, and, well, she fails at grocery shopping. I had to tell her what veg to get, then get it myself, and basically direct her about. This is why mofaha and I do it ourselves. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Have a yay and an aww :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Thank you.
Have a *hug*. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I will always accept a hug :)
Have a...erm...*hides*



*TACKLEHUGS!*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Hahah
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# woo emos
is that you in that linkage? cos your hair is unfuckingcredibleistic
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Yeah.
It's actually teal-green now, but that was just a few weeks ago. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Woo.
Now colour the hair. Accurately.

I'm pretty sure that's not how you're meant to plug it in. But if you can hear musics, that's all that matters.
(I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Hahahah
It is if you need to listen to yourself, I guess. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I tried that once
All I got was:

'Cause suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes,
And I can take or leave it if I please
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I tried it too.
But all I got was retarded noises.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I think you may have actually had it plugged into your mp3 player
Marvel at how I mock your music tastes.

MARVEL!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Ah!
How you mock my music! I marvel!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# My 50mm 1.8 ef lens arrived today.


Click for bigger (169KB)

I already prefer it to the kit lens.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Judging by your proximity to the rails there
you're angling for a show and tell spot on QOTW?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I would be if it was a track that was in use.
You can't see in that pic but the tops of the tracks are rusty so it hasn't been used for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# train tracks?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# twain twacks!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# be vewy vewy quiet
i'm hunting twain twacks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Nice - I done did a train photo today too!

Standard 18-55mm EF-S Lens
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# wed ex for me
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# How odd!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# tis working now
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Hurrah
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# the SLR bug has now bitten
prepare to have your bank account raped as you decide you need more stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# ^ this
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I was ok I thought......
camera body, 18-55 kit lens. nice.

then...

Kit bag
Remote control
memory cards
spare batterys
lens/camera cleaning kit
55-200 VR zoom
Speedlight flashgun
One of them magic lantern guides
tripod

it goes on.....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# seriously i thought it'd be okay
Nikon F80 & A 50mm lens ... fine.
tripod
bag
batteries etc. ... fine.
28-135 lens
70-210 lens ... fine
go digi
Nikon D70 & 18 - 70 lens
new tripod
11 mm fish eye
sigma 500 flash unit
flash cables
more batteries
cokin P filter system ... getting out of hand
then i bought a medium format bronica ETR and it just started all over again
now i want a 5X4 large format and i've sold everything i own except my cameras.
*needs help*
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# I know
I want a tripod and a wireless shutter release. I'm also umming and arring whether to bother getting a fisheye adaptor.

I've had to send my flashgun off to get it's shoe replaced. Before that my previous expenditure was on some diffusers.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# oh and some more ram because photoshop runs slow when processing raws.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# oh and a polariser and nd filter.
although i can simulate the latter by twatting about with the raws exposure.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I just read
'kit lens' as 'kittens' and was completely flabbergasted.

I am glad you didn't say you preferred it to kittens.

Tehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I once misread 'goats milk' as 'goatse milk'
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Ew =]
That would certainly spice up the health food section of Asda.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Shallow depth of field is addicting
Fast glass is even more addicting. Speed costs money - how fast you wanna go? :)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# quick and very dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# christ
that took a few moments to spot
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# should have gone to specsavers!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I now have a huge, throbbing erection
Cor
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# me too!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Oi!
Let go!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I thought you'd shortened her midriff at first.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# heheh
T.J: i'm thinking of doing a 24-hour non-stop stint on b3ta, for no real reason. what say you all?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# make sure you have a healthy supply of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# i shall have a flask
and 2 bottles of dr. pepper.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# you would be bored shitless between 3.30am ish and morning time
seems to be very few about.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# i would sing to myself
quiet, like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# what for?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# i'm trying to grow segs on my arse
this seems a fun way of doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# THIS IS MADNESS

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# perfect.
i was looking for a bit of insanity
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# YOUR TIME STARTS NOW!
You have to post something every minute to show you aren't cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# no, not now!
i was thinking wednesday, i have nothing to do on wednesdays
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Ok.
Can we run a sweepstake as to how long you take to get bored/fall asleep?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# of course
as long as i don't have to pay out!
btw, i'm notorious for suffering from insomnia, so don't count on me falling asleep ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Bored it is then.
Unless the gayshift can keep you entertained.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# they usually can
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# christ!
WHY?
it's only a website
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# i know
but all my mates are married and surrounded by snot-nosed kids, so nothing doing there, i'm single, i have no job, so i've nothing else to do!
also, why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# it would be a better idea to go out clubbing all night
e'd off your tits and getting off with some random stranger
than sitting in front of the computer all night

after all, which would make the better anecdote?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# if i had the cash
i'd be drunkenly shagging bouncers like the pikey girls do!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# YES!!!
Just tell me when and the rules.

Blates there'll be a 1 post per however long rule to make sure no one fails.

Winner gets a ride.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# ummm
there's no prize, it's just me, on b3ta for 24 hours. you're welcome to join me if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Quite

[previously]
[previouslier]
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# heh
i love the niven.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I say tip top
Good 'nings all
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Woo!
More of these.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# I literally can't make Niven any faster
To rush matters would be a great disservice to him.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Well I shall have to entertain myself in the mean time.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I'm liking these, Sir
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Most excellent
More Niven please!
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Niven is a legend
Smoother than a freshly waxed Nigel Havers, David Niven is as close as you can get to a real life James Bond character, having decided to return home from Hollywood in the 1940s to "join up".

In your face Steven Seagal.

For further reading I can throughly recommend his autobiography "The Moon is a Balloon".

Plus his anecdotes of Errol Flynn shagging anything with a pulse make for amusing reading.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 3 Mar 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Back to home
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Umm
Could this not have been posted in the thread below?
You're pushing other people's pictures of the pope off the board.

Edit: I am an irrational and grumpy sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# If he'd waited an hour and posted it, it'd be worth a topic.
I don't see why you don't think it's worth one now.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# This is an excellent point.
And I retract my previous statement with a public and sincere apology.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Not good enough, I fear.
This will cost you one backrub.

*turns over*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# *caresses like a tuna dressed in its Sunday best"
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I don't understand
Why are Prince Charles and Samwise Gamgee walking incredibly fast and backwards down an American road?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# You really need to ask?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# because samwise is charlies son
and hes just been recalled from his quest

Edit: Anyone know where i can find a torrent of semi pro - all the ones ive come across are fakes :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# is it sam?
i thought it was, then i thought it wasn't, now i don't know what to think!
*sits in corner*
*takes confusion pills*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Cos I am your father Luke!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Hahaha. I'm watching the first episode of Airwolf
And apparantly has nuclear tipped missiles!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# muclear tissled nipples you say!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I do!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# huzzah!
Helicopters need more boobage
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# nuclear wessels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# new clear wazzoos!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# what about the old wazzoos?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# not as clear
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# That was the worst helicopter ever
If you are going to stop the rotors and use jet engines so you can past the speed of sound, just build a fucking harrier or something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Wouldn't that make it the worst harrier ever?
But possibly one of the best helicopters?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# ideal video for Talking Heads - Road to Nowhere
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# i love that song!
now it will be in my head all night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# RAAAAAAAAAAUN!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Limp & Limpy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# That is excellent!

I have just realised something!
The Scrap Brain Zone music in Sonic 1 sounds like Planet Earth by Duran Duran, crossed with the end titles music from Blade Runner. Do I win a prize?
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Minou Minet
(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# gah!
I think it may be pope'o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Yay for dancing animals
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Tippity tip . . . tap tap tap . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# de diddley diddley diddley
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] a repharoance for the rest of us
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Haha!
Very good, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
*starts running*
*speeds up*
*spangs*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# mummies day?
that's not till tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# hehe!
i think you should have put the subject line pun in the pic though :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# loffle
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Ah, Dessert! Chilled pope brains.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Delicious :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha.
thats brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# the stones will be found, dr. jones
you won't!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# :D
Glad the reference was got
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# i love that film
better that RoTLA and a giant shitload better than TLC
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Not sure about TLC
I quite liked 'Creep' back in the day

/fatuous mode

Edit: I didn't really, they're crap
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# i'm just waiting for untraceable
it looks good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# What you mean?
"There is a place on the internet that cannot be traced despite the fact it has a domain name"
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# oh come on
i know it's going to be brainless shite with plotholes you could drive a tank through, but that's not the point! there will be lots of gore!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Well I find gore films really boring
So the only thing that sticks out is the awful writing on the trailer.

The end to Sympathy for Mr Vengeance was probably the best instance of film violence I ever encountered.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# i prefer gore to violence
but you can't really have one without the other. i don't mind zombie-type violence or some torture, but full-on battles aren't my thing.
that said, i loved the fight in the house of blue leaves on kill bill
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Oddly it wasn't the violence which was the most effective or harrowing thing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sdzeiN8dsQ

It was just the particular way the film's credits rolled out. You'd have to see it really.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# So THAT'S where they hid all that Nazi gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Hahaha
Does he do that trick when you replace the lid and when you remove it again the brains has disappeared?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Of course!
This brain is, naturally, a fake one.
The real pope does not have one and is a robot controlled by jeebus.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I'll just have the cheesecake thanks.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# STOP IT.
*wants cheesecake now*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# That's a bit icky
but very well done, :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# spongebob holocaust

(crapcakes in a cup, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# jesus
penny hugging bottlespinning tapdancing christ.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Wow, nicely drawn.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# It's probably not his
that picture has been kicking around the internets for awhile
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# well i'm pretty sure it doesn't get any darker than this
WOO!
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# I'd forgotten how harsh 'Celebrity Squares' actually was.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# *agog*
i want your babies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# *shits pants a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# you are spongebob shitpants
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)
# FUDGEBOB PISSPANTS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# well, both bob and pants are involved
so let's just call it £2.50
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Bah.
Fine..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# 5. profit!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Weight Watchers retreat!

Shuffles off to hull.

EDIT: What's Dave Gorman doing there?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# looking for other people called Dave Gorman..obviously!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# damn beat me to it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# great minds and all that. and we both put obviously at the end..nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# well he's not gonna be looking for googlewhacks back then
is he?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# They're behind you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# looking for other dave gormans
obviously
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# jesus virgin mary fucking
christ.

I watched the concentration camp episode of band of brothers last night. Truely chilling.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Excellent box set
Truely mind bendingly realistic
(Bryn not Brian, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Too true.
Having seen countless programs, documentaries and dramas about the war, as most people have, none of them got to me nearly as much as Band Of Brothers did.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# ...
possibly the most disturbing thing i've seen today :D

Have a complimentary 'I posted the most disturbing thing Pavlov'sDog has seen today' award.

(It's a hypothetical award. Pretend there's a badge or something.)
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# It's a hypothetical award
there isn't really an award but I bet me telling you there is makes you salivate doesn't it?

Go on, dance for me. DANCE!
*evil scientist laugh*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# No
Not today. I don't feel like dancing :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# And you won't anymore..
*breaks kneecaps*
AhahahahahAHAHAHAHahahahah...oh shit

*breaks your kneecaps*
Aahahahahacraghaghahahyurgh *whimper*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# No wonder . . .
it's a dry sauna . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# that was a genuine, disturbed-but-filled-with-hilarity,
LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Jeez
That deffo gets a reaction, but an 'I Like This' maybe not! :p
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)
# It's about time there was a "this terrifies me to the very depths of my soul" button.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I like this?
Not really, but it's certainly an awesome image.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Harrods rebranded for the best
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
#


Click for bigger (212KB)
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Urinal block drumkit
(I helped save b3ta! Kenna, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# fuck me!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# How does it smell ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# the cairn o'mohr is kicking in (spacefish endorses cairn o'mohr wines heartily)

i don't know what wine the stig favours
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# What's Stig without a dump?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# initialising his pointers correctly, i imagine
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# i hate myself for getting that
void * door;
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# constipated.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# constipated
EDIT: gah! ghosty, stop pissing on my mind!

*mops*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Yeah
Not much to piss with to be honest!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# lack of alcomahol?
or are you genitally challenged?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# constipated
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)
# constipated
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# constipated, perhaps?
*congratulates self on originality and wit*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Just had to get this out of my head...


CFB

(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# aww!
that is vere sad

but woosome also
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# aww poor lil guy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Don't feel too bad.
He dealt crack to children. Children with DISEASES!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# this is awesome
and more deserved of response than has got
*clicks
(jonjonjon, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Muchos thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Bring back British Rail Sandwiches Campaign
(i need some hardcore for my patio)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I need a puppy.
I'll swap you some hardcore for a puppy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Puppies?
I currently am without Puppies, if in the near future i should Procure one i shall contact you via the spirit help-line
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# My balls are tingling.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# i gots puppies
but they are a bitch to attach to an email!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Post them?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# HAPPY HARDCORE?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# patios get turned on by bacon lettuce and tomato
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Sadcore
Wont be happy once ive beaten it into the floor and covered it in slabs
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Ach, too true.
The last-ever time I travelled on a BR train I went to the 'buffet car' and asked for a BLT.
I was told: "Sorry, we don't get the fresh sandwiches 'til Thursday."

o_O

But I'd still have it back at the drop of a hat. Even though dropping my hat might cause a SPAD and cripple the entire network.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# OK im forecasting salmonella....
fresh sandwiches once a week?!
(simon2710, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# evenin all, how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Dazz is back!
Good stuff, too
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# i didn't leave
just sort of dissolved a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Well it's his fault for looking like an unshelled
peanut:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# indeed
and for being so bloody accident prone i suppose :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# hehehhhee
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Haha!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# chompy chipmunk!
he is obviously a rock fan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
#
That That!
(I helped save b3ta! Risk It For A Biscuit has a helicopter and lives in space, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# ^this^
But I like!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Hai gusy
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Is that a Tony Blair monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# He kinda has the Obama face.
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Ah you're another one that believes in
That magical land called America!
It's not real!
*puts fingers in ears and lalalas*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I believe that i was born in the wrong country
but besides that i believe in unicorns!
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Unicorns are real
I bum raped one last night!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# *thinks about a unicorn*
*suspects it may have been the other way entirely*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Yeah
But it still respected me in the morning!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# You know what that means...
rainbows!
(germz infecting your interwebs since 2008, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# RACIALIST!
On an unrelated note, is Prodigy69 around?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Guess not
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I saw
this and thought of him.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# :o
Blimey. I guess it's not that original an idea, but that still feels like a big fat copy!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# no he's asquare.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# John McEnroe
has gone too far this time...
(Pelle ghola, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# 'ere 'ere whats all this then?
thats wooyay, thats what that is
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# you brought this on yourselves, you know
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# ruffle!
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Haha!
I knew you'd come through for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
My god is everyone on this planet today sent to test me?!
I've just had another idiot that thought I was doing a trick with the calculator as he seemed to think if he gave me a 20 and I charged him £16.20 the he should get £4:80 not £3.80 a night.
He then complained there was no armchair in his £16.20 a night room!

B3ta's cheaper than therapy blog:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# No armchair?
there better be whores and a minibar then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# I'll bring a few bottles
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I'm afraid I screwed that one up
I've got a full sized bar and some extremely short ladies of the night.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# It's because you took the army blankets out

They're essential to human happiness in a hostel
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Haha, what an idiot...
Reminds me of that scratch card that had to be pulled because people didn't understand minus numbers. :p
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# i've been painting the contents of my fridge


Blog
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# i like your painting
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# woo
thank ya! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# *resists making severed-cock comment*
'ning you! howdo??
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# hahaha
it'll be a cdc before i know it :) i'm good hows my fav odd number ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# *wonders who your favourite even number is*
m'not bad. procrastinating my heart out.
dissertation's due in 2 weeks. i have done less than a tenth of it and yet i'm STILL frantically F5-ing on b3ta instead of doing real work.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Give me a deadline and I never fail
but let me do things in my own sweet time and I'll drift on the waves of my own hedonism.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# oh yeah, that's exactly it
my brain is still going "two whole weeks? pshh, LOOOOADS of time! *chillaxes*"
when it should be going "ARRRRGH! fuuuuck! there's not enough TIIIIME! *works frantically*"

i'm fairly confident i'll make the deadline, i just wish i could concentrate BEFORE it gets desperate.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I'm pretty sure there wasn't a single paper I submitted
that I hadn't being doing the majority of in the previous few days, mostly working until the next morning and grabbing an hour or so kip before going in to submit.

I got reasonable grades but I still regret the dissertation, I was really interested in it but didn't do it justice
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# oh yeah, exactly.
i'm a dedicated member of the Sunday Late Night Library Group - when we're all frantically typing away with just a few hours until the deadline monday morning.

i get reasonable grades, which sota makes it worse because if i know i can pass without effort, what's the point in working my arse off? stupid way of thinking, i know but that's how it seems to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# my god
you've changed into prodigy69 :D

edit back again now...! goes for a lie down!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# my dissertaion took
bloody ages and it didnt get me a very good grade! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# *sniffles*
i officially hate science. fucking references... *stabs things*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# What flavour of science are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# biomedical science
am writing about viral proteins. *sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Well, that sounds incredibly exciting.
Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)
# but soon you can join the ranks of
the great unemployed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# haha - PGCE next year
£9,000 bursary, tax-free!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:36, archived)
# You're laughing now...
There's a bloody good reason why they have to bribe people to do that job.
You know those unbelievably miserable fossils moaning their lives away in the staff room?
They were enthusiastic young graduates once.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# i never said i was going to become a teacher
i just want the shiny certificate.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# You should sand that carrot between coats...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# pffft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# why do you have a rampent-rabbit in your fridge?
also i love the subtle style you've got there. do you do cityscapes at all, i think that style would really lend itself to that.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# well you've got to have your thrills somehow! :D
i did a city scape a while ago - but it wasnt great! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# why do you have a rotting severed finger in your fridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# the question should be
why wouldnt i have a rotting severed finger in my fridge :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# *worries about where it's been*
That's very lovely though sir, and nicely scrubbed clean :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# hahahaha
now theres an idea :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# That is healthy for my eyes
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# you can now
see in the dark :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# I've been doing revolting things with the contents of my fridge.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
I know! It's weird to keep creme eggs in my fridge. Cos chocolate giz me migraines. But you didn't know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# pukes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# shirley
nsfw? lovely anyway
(camoron, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
# w?
Get a proper job in a proper timezone.
Besides, what's wrong with a close-up of someone puckering their mouthlips for a kiss?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Chomp chomp chomp . . .
What's up Rev. ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# hehehehe
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# It's a nice westing house !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Yays
I've been sewsing carrot seeds today:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# i wish i
had a garden - would love to plants some veggies! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Window boxes:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# the telly ads made me do it, the power of advertising
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# hehehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I still swear that Nesquik use a rabbit as their character
Because the cereal looks like rabbit shit.

THAT'S MY THEORY, AND I'M FUCKING STICKING TO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# hahahha
the clusters look even more like fresh droppings! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Haha.
IT HAS BEEN PROVEN!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Great after school
Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# *twitches*
*clenches a fist*

If I see that advert again, I might have to kill a nearby animal.

Which is good, because my cat is being a fucking dick.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# iii know!
It's just giving kids another excuse to be annoying and fat!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# There are a lot of things that are tasty after school.
WHAT ABOUT FRUIT, YOU EVER FUCKING THINK OF THAT, YOU FUCKING SHIT PARENTS?

IT WILL TASTE THE SAME BEFORE OR AFTER SCHOOL.
WHY NOT PUT SOME FUCKING FRUIT IN THEIR LUNCH, THAT WAY THEY WONT GROW UP TO THINK THAT THE ONLY SOURCE OF FOOD IS CHOCOLATE FLAVOUR CEREAL.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# How about a compromise?
Put a 4-pack of Scrumpy Jack in their lunchbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# that would be fun to trade at lunchtime
having been to school in the west country i can vouch to brining alcohol to school on a handful of occasions.

Mind, our older brother used to do bong hits at the back of class, so he wins...
(I helped save b3ta! Cardlinger is not a deviant sexual term, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:18, archived)
# i hate that ad
but the kid looks happy with his bowl of arse gravy.

must dash, doing that i forgot to put my veg in, porky will be incinerated by the time they've done.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:56, archived)
# There is apparently one or more sequels to 2 girls 1 cup
but I can't find them without giving my address to some dodgy porn site(s) :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Don't know what's more disturbing
The fact that there are sequels or the fact that you've looked for them!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# I wasn't looking for them
I was just interested when I heard!
I'm a very curious little girl.

Though in the process of attempting to access them I did find the campest, more bizarrely overacted 'reaction' video ever. He was actually screaming and sobbing hysterically, but it was on a swish website that obviously had a big fanbase.

Not what I'd call interesting, but each to their own. I'm the one curious about shit-eating videos *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Well, could be worse
I just sat through the most disturbing video I've ever seen in my life just because my mate dared me to.

Is there a more fearsome acronym than BME?
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# What's that?
*curiouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# I'm still pretty shaken up
So I don't know if I want to talk about it! It basically involves men treating their bits very badly with the contents of a tools box. I guess the full effect is lost on girls though.

I'd say it was the worst thing on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Don't tempt me to call you on that
I've seen some twisted shit...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Be my guest!*
Google it if you want! I wouldn't though.

*Raindance does not accept responsiblity for any mental anguish caused by 'being his guest'
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# have you seen the one
whre he sticks a cigaretted down his cock. lit end first?
that made me wince - and i don't even have boyparts.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# No
I have not. And I will wake up tomorrow feeling happy about that fact!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# THIS TURNED MY MILK BROWN YOU INCONSIDERATE BASTAD
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I like mine with man juice
(after school)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# hehe
Here have a pea. My first ever post here, too.


(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Haha!
1st frame: my workmates' "lifestyle".
2nd frame: mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# you eat shit from a toilet bowl?
how many times do i have to tell you to use a plate?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Ahh....
But plates don't have a self cleaning system built in ;)
(Bryn not Brian, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# That brown filth on the lower parts of my face is actually my beard.
Whether I eat shit from the bog or not is something I'll keep to myself, thankyouverymuch.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# INTERNET RIGHT NOW=HATE.
GODDAMN I HAVE TO SLEEP SO HERE IS YOUR HATE,
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Ian Wright is on my box of Coco Pops
And he sure ain't on the other boxes in my Sainsbury's.

Klan Kellogs racist marketing, or is it me?
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# It's still a better name than Choco Krispies
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)

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