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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:06, archived)

FUCK YES.

that is wonderful.
today has been a wonderful day.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:15, archived)

TJ: I just found this gem on ctrl+alt+del

www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20080227

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:15, archived)

heh.

I take it that's a different Tim Buckley.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:20, archived)

PROOF!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:23, archived)

OMROFL DATS OLD WRE U BEEN?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:30, archived)

i'm not very good at keeping up to date with all the webcomics i read :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:15, archived)

bruuuurghghghgh

SAID THET SKELLERTIN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:16, archived)

OH FUCK YES!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:23, archived)

Loose lips sink pips . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:26, archived)

that

is all kinds of awesome

(maninthespoon, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:04, archived)

(The Asshole Formerly Known as George F Train GHOST WOLF FUCK WASHER, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:04, archived)

if you looped that and flipped it

it would be a pretty hilarious dance move.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:06, archived)

shake that ass, white boy.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 5:26, archived)

This

Is much better

(The Asshole Formerly Known as George F Train GHOST WOLF FUCK WASHER, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:11, archived)

THIS IS CALLED THE FEARDANCE.

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:15, archived)

haha!

i FINALLY finished the first game the other day.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 4:40, archived)

a sneaky few at night so no one notices

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m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)

not the FORBIDDEN BANDWAGON!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)

She had the shoe horn !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:37, archived)

D:<

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Shada, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)

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Shada, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)

LYUNS.

EVRYWER, LYUNS D:

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:34, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:38, archived)

WHERE DO YOU KEEP GETTING THESE?!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:50, archived)

Project Gutenburg, clip art books, old books etc.
Many of them are from Punch, as shown above. [/;-D
gutenberg.net/
Search term 'punch' and download the html-zips for the pics.
Link to lots of blank DIYs in my profile too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:59, archived)

you're gnizama.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:03, archived)

YES

YES TO THIS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:47, archived)

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:35, archived)

aaaaaaaaaahhhahhahahh!

YES!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:46, archived)

Blistering !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:55, archived)

Mmmmmm

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:16, archived)

hmmmm?

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:19, archived)

THAT KID'S GOT GRIT, ALRIGHT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:28, archived)

bindun?

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)

I've eaten at that place too.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)

only after consuming a pound or so

of jalapeno peppers.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)

Bad ass buba q !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:15, archived)

UM POW !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:20, archived)

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Shada, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)

You qualify for membership

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tubaman, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 6:16, archived)

yes and no.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:26, archived)

Woulda made a perfect tunnel rat !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)

DANGEROUS.

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Shada, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)

AS THE DAY I WAS BORN.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:33, archived)

haha

FOOOM

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Shada, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)

yup...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 3:07, archived)

Really bed time now, so I'll leave you with this

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today.

They left a little note on the windscreen, it said "Parking Fine."

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)

best...

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:09, archived)

HAHAHAHA.

BAM BAM. STAMP STAMP.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)

ahahaa

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:11, archived)

CRAZY, MAN, CRAZY!

today has been quite a day for Fishcat.
and it was good.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:30, archived)

Indeed !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)

hahaha

i lol'd

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Shada, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:31, archived)

Hate this situation.

Earlier

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

Estimated time scrolling = 17.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)

too many?

too little?
too desperate?

*hopes last is correct guess*

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)

lines

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)

we're gonna need a bigger balloon.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:01, archived)

begger balloon

you say?

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

uh, no.

NO THANK YOU I DON'T WANT ANY NO PLEASE TAKE IT AWAY NOW

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)

also, I like the Mac classic feel of these illustrations.

/happy memories of 80s pixel fun

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

I dont have my beloved ps... it died. and with it my soul.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:08, archived)

Tex get the longest BBC rope, and bring it here pronto!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)

I must look a bit of a chump, hanging upside down like this.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:32, archived)

Of course, the main thing is...

...we're getting colour pictures of an
extraordinarily high quality.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:36, archived)

BLOODY FAIRY!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:45, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:52, archived)

WHO ARE YOU MYSTERY DESTROYER?

STAMP STAMP.

STAMP. STAMP. STAMP.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)

hahaha

thank you

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)

excuse me...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHhahaahahaaa.

i replied to the dee rong ting

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)

I have also replied to the wrong thing.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)

Excuse me,..I'm a little lost..ermm, this way to the deli?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:58, archived)

Go west.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:59, archived)

hahahahahaha

Stampy!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)

valin?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:03, archived)

And able!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:10, archived)

This is perplexing.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:04, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:46, archived)

MR BRANDOW SIR, YOU SEEM TO HAVE EXPLODED SOME MOUNTAINS?

NO.

OKAY, THANKS.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)

SUCK ON THAT, FEDERER!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)

WATCH OUT, THERE APPEARS TO BE A BEARDED MAN LOOKING AT YOU.

RESULT: DANGER.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:56, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

woah.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:52, archived)

Nuclear Bastards A-Go-Go!

I think I need to go sleeps now. G'night B3ta.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)

HE IS ANGRY BECAUSE HE IS GLOWING.

Night.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)

MASSIVE GLOWY DNA STUCK IN HIS EYES!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:57, archived)

100% fact and cya.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:02, archived)

Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.

Well you can't say fairer than that then.
_{(g'night all)}

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:25, archived)

HAhaha!

I like this series.

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:28, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:43, archived)

Se can's wiss shese susangs easusur.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)

FIRE UP THE SHOESHAW.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:55, archived)

Sire up she shoeshaw, surely??

/geshing quishe silly now blog

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 2:14, archived)

'nings

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:24, archived)

I'D NICK IT.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:50, archived)

it not new and it not old but it's fucking....

http://www.emptyisum.org/b3ta/sonny_oyster_card.jpg

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only clingfilm for shorts.

The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)

PFFFAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)

needs more giant banana :D

lol

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)

g'nite b3ta

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

night!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

tata!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

nighty night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)

sweet dreams

xxx

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

you too :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

WEDNESDAY? TOMORROW?

I have prior engagements with the pub :(

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:22, archived)

He sure made a monkey out of that guy.

DOCTOR ZAIUS DOCTOR ZAIUS!

(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)

YES!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)

HUIDJIBAH!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)

IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)

Pfft

ahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

Excuse me.

WTF are you doing?
HAHAHAHAHA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

HES USING HIS ARSE AS A JET!

wooosh!

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Cae1, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

whos

shopping a huge cock on to that monkey right now?
go on own up.

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)

Personally i'd shop a fart cloud onto that guys behind

and he would fly around abit.

OOR infact, can i have the sauce plx? i has a plan.

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Cae1, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

Can you gaz me if you have it still, i'm off

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Cae1, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

man
monkey

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

MY FRIENDS WILL HATE ME

BUT I HAVE LIKED THIS PICTURE

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)

THAT IS IT YOU CAN CONSIDER YOURSELF UNFRIENDED.

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:15, archived)

I love you, Dr. Zaius!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:07, archived)

Arfages in tins.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:10, archived)

Hahahaha!

Excellent.

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

is that old Bruce Cambell?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:23, archived)

I'M GOING TO PRETEND YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)

I HOWEVER AM NOT

AND AM GOING PUNCH HIS SAD FUCKING CHIN IN.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:45, archived)

THAT SOUNDS ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:53, archived)

hahahaha

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)

YES SIR I LIKE IT

I'm also stealing that joke.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:54, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)

Hahahahahah

I didn't see anything wrong until I saw it the second time!

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)

and you cant see me either!

*makes spooky noises*
wooooo-ooooooh!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)

hahahaha

awww

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)

she

looks, rather oddly, like a fit Cherie Blair there...

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timothy claypole, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)

KIWF!

Arf.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)

ha ha ha

shopped pics only plz k thnx

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)

hahahaha

is this his sister?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:48, archived)

omg

i almost spat.
thats class

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

excellent

excellent,excellent,excellent!!!

(londoner, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:19, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

aww - woo!

can it... looks like, have you milked it yet?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

*throws off cliff*

*remains victorious*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

*pushes you off cliff*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

*flies off*

HAH!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

*points at your flies*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

*defecates as he goes overhead*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

oh i had the arse of an eagle, oh if i had the wings of a cow

i'd fly over GMOS, and cover you in shit somehow

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

Aww no don't be :(

i didn't mean it

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

nor did I

let's just be friends

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)

Yay :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)

blinky

(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:08, archived)

Ah!

The magestic GrandmaOfShoes-Bee, see how it soars.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

Well

maybe it can be milked, but I'm sure as hell not doing it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

mmm

creamy...

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

moof!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

MOOF!



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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

Why am I etc.

Woo!

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)

I want one of these!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow.

When I woke up the pillow was gone.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

Awwwwww

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

Jus' Like That!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

ha ha ha

Yay this has cheered me up!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

That's an expensive marshmallow.

wyh

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

FezMonkey is ace!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

Woo!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

there are no words to express

how much i want to hug that little critter

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

Not even

Splunge?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)

that would be the sound to describe

how much i would want to plunge him into warm, viscous orange gloop.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)

A page from the book I'll be selling at the con in April.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

is that a calculator in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

Poligen ha!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

hahahaha

Oh now I want to see Low Poly and Teaboy... I Miss Mr 32K

I realise POLIGEN HA! is completely different I just miss people running with ideas :(

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

kasto kasto krut

now my shirt.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

Response so far has been a little strange

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

guy on another forum made it.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)

I googled kasto kasto the other day

just for some nostalgia. I don't know why it's funny but it just is.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

whoever Klaus was, they kept making little animations of "Mr Horrible"

which I loved.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

Yeah

he seemed very fond of you :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

A GIF HAS FRAMES THAT WORK

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gronkpan, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:30, archived)

CASIO.

CASIO.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

You're allowed to listen to stuff during tests?

UNFAIR, says I.

Lovely picture though, I especially like the colours of the t shirt and the hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

preparing, dear Fae

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

Oh I seeeeeee

I thought she meant preparing for the test, as in the morning of. Checking you've got your pens and certain formulae written on your inside elbows.

Although my teacher was told off (apparently) for telling us the best way ever to remember the SOHCAHTOA rule: Sex On Hard Concrete Always Hurts The Old Arse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

certainly worked though.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

EXACTLY.

It's the only thing I can really remember.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

my biceps hurt

what are you going to do about it?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

*brushes down*

*rubs with linament*
*attaches nosebag*
*pats rump*

better?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

I've never been this aroused!

Surely I'll just have to use my biceps now :(

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

here, let me

*horns in*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

Only a bit.

Tie a greased rubber glove to a fan, turn it on low. Profer self to flapping greasy glove. Result: spluff, hopefully.

You are my guineapig.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

i always thought "sock it to her" was easy enough to remember!

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

defo

surely you can't listen to "music" during tests?! why not just have an audio textbook playing? pah! rediculous! that's why gcse grades are rising all of the time.

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

My teacher let me listen to my iPod today

for the math test, because it helps me concentrate, and I'm terrible at math.

Also, thank you. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

Kids are a lot more trustworthy in the States.

Well, the ones that don't have guns and....hos and.... corner of 4th, 5th, 196th and 69th street. Run, don't walk. Yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

Hahah

No. Not really. She just wanted me to shut up. I was whining. ;D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

A decent whine is a good skill to have.

Also, if you can't already, learn to cry on demand.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

I can almost cry on demand.

But I am a very good whiner, being a teenager and all. ;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

Smy girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

Pah women!

I don't even have functioning tearducts, they literally do shit all.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

I hope you ended that by punching your chest

grunting and loping off to wank in the corner, looking at strangers meaningfully.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

I vaguely understand the references

up until the looking at strangers meaningfully.

Also it is nothing to do with masculine bravado, which let's be splendid about I am literally brimming with, I just seem have to sodding awful eyes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

Gorillas do it.

Or if they don't, they should.

And I was only sodding about ;-)

ALSO: let's be splendid. Get this printed on a t shirt, it would suit you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

I would seriously doubt that

I am far from the character to actively encourage splenduriousness, severe haunting depressing maybe but not splenduriousness.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

It'd be cheery though :-(

And with that, I'm off to bed. T'ra!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)

Hahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

been there, got 'em fixed

now i can cry like a bitch!

laughing when you're hurt confuses people

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

can you get that fixed?

cos i laughed when i bent my knee the wrong way, even though it really really hurt

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)

i really couldn't cry

so, to compensate, i laughed hysterically. when my blocked tear ducts were unblocked, presto! on with the waterworks!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)

oh i cry

not when i hurt myself though (well not as yet anyways) just my inner hurt /goes all emo
G'nite miss!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:14, archived)

before my A-level physics exam

my friend turned to me, literally 5 seconds before we entered the hall, and hummed "Spanish Flea" the rest of the exam was spent desperately trying to control
a. my anger
b. the song
c. the pen

edit: Excellent shading by the way.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

they should have postponed the exam for an impromptu conga line.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

last time I started a conga the club had to be evacuated...

apparently it had got too sexy... leading a conga line is pretty hard work.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

DO DO DO, C'MON AND JOIN THE CONGA

*wedding*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

last time They Might Be Giants played here

(1995) they got a huge conga going round most of the venue to "No-one Knows My Plan".
Hell of an ice-breaker.

spanishfleasurprise.ytmnd.com/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

I made my mom listen

to TMBG in the car the other day. I played Why Does The Sun Shine, and did a ridiculous dance.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

hooray for TMBG fans!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

^this

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

Hahahah

Wow! That's pretty awesome. Also something one of my friends would do to me. But they'd hum 'Will You Be My Girl' by jet, because it annoys me to end. I dunno why.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)

friends are horrible for that, you love them but you hate them

and you love to hate them
and you hate to love them

and you climb the tallest mountain to laugh at any tragedy whether real or imaginary

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

Hahahah

Yes. This. I have almost all guy friends. I have slap fights with them. I win. ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

Wait

You dun like that song?
Hehe
Oops...

(GHZero323 I'm gonna shoot people. With bullets. Lots of 'em., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

Shut up.

You knew.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)

No I didn't!

Honest!

(GHZero323 I'm gonna shoot people. With bullets. Lots of 'em., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)

hahah

I thought that's why you made me listen.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

Nope

I made you listen for the (kinda) opposite reason. I likes it.

(GHZero323 I'm gonna shoot people. With bullets. Lots of 'em., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)

Oooh.

Oh well. Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:09, archived)

OMG!

HE HAS A DRADLE FOR A HAND!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

mmm doughnuts

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

haha

knuckles is not dradel...

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Grundlebiscuit, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

dreidl* dreidel* (I use dreidl, because....that's how I roll)

made out of metal...something something something....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)

Hahahah

It does kinda look like a dreidl! ^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)

DAMN!

I even googled that one to try and make sure the spelling was correct:I
(and I changed it to what you see above!)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

So does that mean...

My hand looks that way? =/

(GHZero323 I'm gonna shoot people. With bullets. Lots of 'em., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:04, archived)

when i'm preparing for a test

i find it useful to write a list* of all my sexual partners for the last 5 years

*fucking short list

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

Hahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)

*may be thinking of the wrong kind of test*

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

i'm gonna do that too...

*writes own name on piece of paper*
Yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

silly skug! hand is not sexual partner!

not even if you sit on it till you get pins and needles, thus making it feel like someone else's hand. it counts only as a sex aid!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

What about if it gets possessed

then you cut it off like in Evil Dead?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)

if it's posessed and you've cut it off

then it counts.
but would you really want a demonic hand with an evil sense of humour anywhere near your twig and berries?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

*makes Captain Wow reference*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)

i've had enough pins and needles in my legs for last 14months thanks

starting to loose its appeal
i don't want aids :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

aaaawww, poor skuggles!

you want me to rub your legs for you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)

i just need a hug :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)

*hugs*

*imagines skug is a baby orang-outan*
*hugs tighter*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)

Well apart from not being orange

or the size of a baby orangututang its not far off
Thank you :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)

will you be here to keep me company tomorrow?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:02, archived)

more than likely but i have to be up at 7 on thursday (urgh on my birthday n all)

so i'll be off for an early night

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:11, archived)

Will you do anything productive in that period?

Or is that sort of not the point?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:13, archived)

i don't know

i'm just going to wing it.
and now i'm off to get as much sleep as i can before then!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:18, archived)

Only one? You need more, like this guy.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

Hahahahah

I need that. I'm always losing pencils.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

IT'S ALL IN THE EASY TO FOLLOW MANUAL. (INCLUDED) 19.99 PRERUSTED AND AIDS DIPPED. BUY NOW!

Pencils not included.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

lobotomy!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)

*purchases*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)

thats how i wanna die

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

Yay!

It coloured up really nicely :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

I thought so.

The colors are a bit more vivid really.
Tomorrow, when we get the eraser, we should look for a long-arm stapler at Staples or something. So I can saddle stitch the comics.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

Ooh yay!

This wing is looking awful

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)

I like it so far.

Looks really good. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)

Lies!

You just want me to feel better.
Caewan wants it to be Charizard, so I coloured it orange and from then on it was crap.

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)

No!

I just like it.
I like the colo(u)ring.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:38, archived)

Really? Thanks!

It's only my first attempt, but I have give up for tonight.
I will do more tomorrow :)

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)

Ya rly.

Hahah.

Also, *punches wall* Ow. You must have missed my little anger thing before.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)

Just scrolled down.

What's up!?

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)

No saying anything to Emily

but just read her newest journal. I am obviously the 'jealous' one. Check my new sig, too. xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)

Did you see my reply?

The first sentence was one of disapproval:
"I see what you did there."

I really hate it when people tell you what to feel. It's one of my major pet peeves.

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)

I didn't notice that actually.

But hahah, nice.

I know, me too. Guh!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)

I think my latest entry will cheer you up.

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)

kay

^.^

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)

*awaits reaction*

Edit: Hahah yay!
Well, I'm very very tired, as I have been not getting enough sleep lately, so I will trot off to bed now.
Goodnight

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)

Hokay.

Night night. Sweet dreams. *hugs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)

*hugs back*

Let me know when your letter arrives.
*departs*

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ClanSoul, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)

[No Hummus...

..just pissin' about... ;?)

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

.....Breasts?

I'm sure I see breasts.

It is lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)

It's a frozen walnut whip.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

*tilts your head up abit*

how about now?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

No, really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

speaking of boobs

i just found out the first girl i ever kissed is now a lesbian (bearing in mind i was 7)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

That's the same as me.

Loads of girls I kissed are lesbians.

OMG.

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

i didnt want to move to wales

thats how it ended

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)

I don't want to move to Wales either.

All my stuff is here.

It's like we're the same person, man.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

i can't afford to move

i can only get a mortgage for £100,000 whats that going to buy me? a garage or something
Its not fair :(
edit : maybe if a borrow my parents campervan i can live in the garage?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

Hmmmmm.

Derby, you could buy stuff in Derby. Don't ask me, my flat was just shy of 125000 pounds, back when they were still giving mortgages to anyone with a signature.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

Does anyone live in Derby?

whats it like?
Property in derby
hmm looks cheap enough - any jobs in derby?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

I assume so.

Derby's alright, my Grandpa and Grannie live in Mickleover which is a lovely bit, I think.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)

only 250 miles away

*starts walking*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)

YOU need a skateboard.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)

i've got roller blades, and bumpy gravely roads for 15 miles....

that was a great plan...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)

I pee dead people.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)

Is that why your urethra resembles a windsock?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)

I keep my spare change in there.

*glees*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

Jingle jangle!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

I see an underwater crab shaking his feet to the beat of the drums he's playing

wearing golf shoes

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

I see an angel chocolate drop carrying some garlic.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

nice texture.. is that two-ply or three-ply?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)

it's a double spot

Quick, squeeze them

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

It is intriguing

I took this photo of some clouds today. I hoped to be able to shop it into a horse, Jesus or something but I can't see a thing.

unshopped

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

i see a poodle with fluffy ears looking skywards

edit : or a giant C(loudy)DC

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

WHERE?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)

in my mind

*pulls it out of nose*
see!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

It looks wet. :(

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)

sorry i just had it waxed

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)

I see

half a growling zombie reaching out to grab a chicken drummer with a buzzards face, it's smiling.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

now that you mention it

so can i

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)

bacci!

mmmm, them's tasty!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

breasts, dear Dr

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

I see garfield's feet

I'm so ashamed!

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)

he is slowly melting

too slowly, in fact.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)

Cue public outrage

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

This makes me way sad.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

I'm hoping that video is faked, but I'm not optimistic.

although it would be kinda sad if one instance of puppy torture garnered more public outrage than thousands of civilian deaths.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

video?

oh people not doing stupid things to defenceless animals again are they?
bring back the death sentence i say, eye for an eye and all that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

Yeah - it's mindless and horrific.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

I'm still pondering the youtube pack-rape incident that was on the news last night.

FUCK, I MAY JUST HAVE TO GO BLOG ABOUT IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

TJ: Why you fear the /talk?

We're not all bad.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

I don't.

THEY FEAR US.
THEY FEAR THE AWESOME.
COME INTO THE LIGHT, SPIDER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

I'M NOT TALENTED ENOUGH!!!

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

Get yourself some kind of software,

you'll soon pick it up. It's easier than it looks.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

I'm looking a good simple to use gif animator.

Can I find what I'm looking? Can I fuck!

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

What's the advantage of talk over board?

We can talk too, and we can bask in the glory of pictures.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

I tried it.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

IT'S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

Apparently so...

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

you got flamed by a noob lol

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

Heh

The cunt! :D

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)

doncha love it when noobs start acting like they own the place.

SEE ALSO: ZOOT CADILLAC

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

Lovely bunch

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

it allows people to chat and post random stuff instead of

clogging up the picture board with very long conversations... it's like an overflow/spillover thing for a river dam.

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custard, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

that's what it was created for, yes.

quite how it become a hive of obnoxious antisocial retards is another matter.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

I know - I spend more time on /talk these days

but the animosity between some of the regulars on there really pisses me off - it's only the internet for christ's sake...

(

custard, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)

Have I missed a news?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

don't worry: you haven't missed the lynching yet

www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2008/03/answer_my_quest.asp

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

Well, I'll be sure to pick up the Sun tomorrow to catch up on the speculations.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

5 quid says

that the Page 3 girl will have an 'opinion' on it.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

And I'm sure the Sun's readership will be fascinated by it.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

'nother £5 says the sun will say something like

"you wouldn't want to throw these puppies off a cliff" or similar.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

"eh, readers?"

Heh.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

www.snopes.com/photos/military/throwpuppy.asp

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

find out who he is, throw him off a cliff

(not you Rapitinui)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)

You might want to make sure it's real, first.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

don't care if its real or not

if its real, burn him alive and throw him off the cliff, if its fake just throw him off the cliff (and the guys commenting and recording it too)
And bring the troops back and oh no one listens anyways, dunno why i bother

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

Some one is trying to get a ticket home from Iraw/Afghanistan?

Even if it's fake, they'll have to disciplin him.

I always though it was the audio that cast the most suspiction.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)

me too

I'm sure someone will locate that yelp in a sound effects library soon.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

I'm liberally tossing dogs off...

...cliffs

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

even if it's faked, it's still cruel and utterly shit

that sort of thing is not entertainment

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Shiksa, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)

That's a Vietnam era protest gag

hand out flyers saying that you're going to set a dog on fire with napalm to demonstrate the effects of the substance and then when a bunch of outraged people show up you ask them why they care about a fucking dog and not the actual civilians that have already been killed or maimed with the substance.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

i've said it once, i'll say it again

doesnt solve anything

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

your own personal disco hat

i want one!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

Me and some mates found this stray dog the other day

We got it to come up real close then one of us dropped a brick on its head and it got knocked out. Then we kicked it about, put it in a bin and set fire to the bin and rolled it down a hill lol.

I filmed it uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)

thats just cruel

*writes letter of complaint*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

OH NO YOU TERRIBLE BULLY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)

Have you been inverting the KKK again?

that would work if the dog were black...

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Cae1, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

Go back to your corner!

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Cae1, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

No, you.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

I had something to tell you, earlier.

And now I've forgotten what it is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

I'm all excited now :(

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

I honestly can't remember.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

Awww.

Music related? Thrones? My gorgeous locks?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

The sceptre of the ages?

Chinese finger berries?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)

Erm.....

*shrugs*

I am sorry. I don't think it was owt important.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)

YOU ARE FORGIVEN.

Just this once though. One more fuck up and I'm gonna pinch you.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)

Where?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)

On the eye.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

Owowow.

:-(

And I'm so NICE to you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)

You're lovely!

But, I'm a vicious jerk. :)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

Damn RIGHT I am.

And you are. If you weren't so pretty I'd have you neutered.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)

I made a friend!

I'm friendly really, I'll call you smelly, but I'll compliment your hair :)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)

Not if it's straight you won't.

I do smell lovely, really. Especially now, as I has had nice bath with girly products. My legs smell of peach, and the rest of me smells of cocoa butter. My hair smells of lemons.

See?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)

I CAN'T SEE SMELL, YOU RETARD.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

WELL YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY

NOT AS EVOLVED AS I AM.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)

YOU'RE A HIGHER LEVEL THAN ME. I'LL EVOLVE SOON.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)

walk out of the room and back in again

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

EFFORT!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

so true

why sponsor a child when you can sponsor a dog. hooray. a dog !

throw them all off a cliff i say.

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connor, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

Well, he was being uncooperative.

Fucker wouldn't talk! Five seconds ago it was
all 'hello my baby', now nothing! Son of a bitch!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)

Hahahaha!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1vH2rjUshk

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

Can someone post something fluffy?

please?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)

How's this?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)

*sneezes*

they're cute but im allergic :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE EYES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)

WORK IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)

Haha, that's awesome.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)

SHAZAM!

www.dailykitten.com/

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)

Yay

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)

Fuck

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)

Scene: Oval Office, 2003

Cheney: Hey George, let's go to Iraq and kill a million Iraqis and a puppy.
Bush: Why the puppy?
Cheney: See, no-one gives a fuck about the Iraqis.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)

ahhahah.

that one never gets old.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)

And to restore the balance:

Yin/Yang Kittens. Aww.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)

ning peeps

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

Waffer thin nut.

That's what you are that is.

Mmm, Nice

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

nighty night all.

Don't let the bedbugs bite you sexah bits off.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

NIGHT.

DON'T LET YOUR MUM BITE YOUR NOB OFF.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

g'nite!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

g'night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

Ning squire!

Nice pic.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

ning

my thats a fat squirrel could do with being popped by this ones antlers

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

Suntherland?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

*points*

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that :)

(Fawksie, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

That's a bit* good.

*Really really

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

seconded

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaagghhhh FUCK

*runs*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

awesome:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

I would speak to it harshly as well

the fat git

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

tenous excuse for a pearoast

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

hahahahahahahahahah

this am all of the woo :D

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

hahahaha!

brilliant

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mr spoons, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

ha ha ha

is he dead for tax reasons?
Woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

oh dear.

I appear to have trod in Monsieur's bucket.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

what a fat cunt

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

Accurate and concise.

Well replied.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

*bows*

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

ning sirrah

and woo!

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McBadger COW, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

branching out into the rich nonce market...

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mr spoons, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)

stimulator kit - ew

aaaaand *vomits*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Triffic!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)

Sorry I'm captain TJ today.

I have closed every room off. There are three dorm beds and two beds in a twin left.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)

Captaaaaaaaaaaain! Threeeeeaaaaaaadjaaaaaaaaaack!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)

*brandishes threadjack club*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

Do what with who now?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)

I currently have 19 b3tards booked to stay for the bash:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

Have experiments been done to find the critical mass of b3tans?

This could be risky.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

Yes

It will take years for Earls Court to recover:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)

Well, it's their fault for letting a b3tan run a business there.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

Well it can't be worse than when I took it over.

It was a boarderline crack house then!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

Have you managed to expand the business into new drugs now?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

Fresh coffee every morning:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

oh yurgh - no tea?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

Yes

I keep it in bag~~gie~~s:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)

well thats what i like to hear

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)

17.6789 i think

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

the unit being kittinz

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

per square inch

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

talk, board, or averaged out?

I AM LED TO BELIEVE THAT TALKERS ARE GENERALLY GREATER IN INDIVIDUAL MASS
ALSO THEY ARE UGLIER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

This, so far, are messageboarders

And we are breathtakingly beautiful!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

Real board, obviously.

We don't speak of /talk here.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

This wit big beatly sticks and a name list on the door:p

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)

DOOR POLICY: ENDORSED.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK IS A TALK?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)

It's something that can't walk the walk:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

I DON'T KNOW,

LETS DRAW PICTURES

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

I DREW THE SHIRT I'M GONNA GET MADE SO PEOPLE KNOW WHO I AM.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

That'll be handy,

We'll know who to ignore.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)

FUCK.

FUCK.

I'll take a notepad and doodle quietly in the corner. Crying into my pint.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

ha ha ha

put "i like this" and "hide" etc etc on there too!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

I PUT ON MAH HAPPY PANTS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

ALLURING: CHECK.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

You'll be the envy of all the people at the dance.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

i like this

as soon as I finish this essay I'm going to design myself one :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

I think I'd go for a simple name-tagging system

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

that would make us look too much like a convention

plus I'd quite like a Tom O'Bedlam t-shirt

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)

how in the buggary do you pronouce it anyway?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

It's an acronym, so you don't.

Sensible people will call me Sam :)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)

I sometimes wonder if there's anything you haven't done

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)

lots of things.

the huge pile of work here on my desk, for example.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)

I mean anything important.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)

^this T_T

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)

I've been doing some great multitasking tonight.

I've managed to b3ta while filling up a spreadsheet with calibration curves.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)

I WOULD PUT MY DICK IN THAT TALK.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)

WOULD YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN A TOASTER?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)

MY DICK IS IN:

A TOASTER.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)

THIS PARTY IS STARTED.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)

Struth!

Oh well I suppose it's better than those people with funny accents you usually host.
.
.
.
Or is it?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:11, archived)

DAH _DAH daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)

peanut butter and whipped cream?

sorry what are we talking about?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)

What suppository is not best know as a cure for sneezing.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

oh erm

i don't know what suppository is not best known as a cure for sneezing?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)

peanut butter and whipped cream

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

thats really not a mental picture i wanted

*sneezes*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)

Come down here and say that!

on the 31st May:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)

i work weekends :(

my weekends are thursday and friday in the summer

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:20, archived)

Ah but 31st May

Is one day before Summer!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)

gotta move all the stock in

on average about 6 pallets full of stock a week until the end of the summer, was great fun last year as my leg gave out, carrying everything 1 step at a time - mostly throwing things up the stairs
I need a new job

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)

I was expecting nakedity yesterday

and I got horses.
You are in the dog box mister.
;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)

the 15,555 had naked bits in...

see www.b3ta.com/board/8128247

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)

sorry

(Checkinguponmeagain?, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)

needs more fricking lazer beams

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)

Bigup to the pixels!

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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)

I want this to be real.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)

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