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[challenge entry] Bindun?: someone say comic strip?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# haha
Who is this bloke?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Bernard Manning ;-)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Bernard Matthews
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# My missus used to get them mixed up..
.. she told me that they had culled loads of Bernard Mannings Turkeys ;-)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# His turkeys
contain no dark meat
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Bernard Cribbins
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# If that fat, dead waste of space was a comic
I'm a fucking chest of drawers.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Chest ... drawers ... chest ... drawers ...
I'd like a chest of drawers, please...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Our survey says....
IIIIH-EHHHHH
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Eke eke eke! F'tang! F'tang!
Whooosh!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# PALINS DISEASE
*vaccinates*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# *assimilates*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# i only suffer from
random pavarotti disease. there is no known cure.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Prostitute?
Willing to indulge in any sexual activity?

What does that mean?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# want me to try a naked jo brand?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Also not funny.
Yes, you're female. Whoopdefuckingdo. That's no excuse to be sexist.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# hehe..
I guess i was just limited on semi naked pics of comics that would repulse.. ;-)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Ah I'm only joshing with you.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# She's funny on QI
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Because she's forced not to use her own material too much.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# I just don't think it's in any way good
when feminism (the fight for women to attain equality) becomes essentially a fight for dominance. It's counter productive, and people like her have hurt the cause.

*ahem* Sorry to get all serious.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:37, archived)
# sorry...
i zoned out after feminism...

"They say people shouldn't carry guns. There will be too many accidents. Like wounding a man when you mean to kill him"
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:40, archived)
# It just irks me.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:43, archived)
# fucking YES.
equality MEANS equality, you fat* bitch!


*jo brand, not you
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# *hug* I love you.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:44, archived)
# *blushes*
aww, you've made me go all red now!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I thought she was funny when she did the hiding behind the microphone joke
"Now you see me... now you don't..."
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# *removes socks from Captain Wow*
he was a comic, just a very unfunny one...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Can I have my socks back?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# So he wasn't a comic, then?
The only funny thing he did was written by Chris Morris and he was being laughed at not with.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# this^
with knobs on.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Hehehe chest of drawers with knobs on.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# indeed :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# God rest his fat fucking racist soul
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:32, archived)
# he was a racist git though..
.. he always said that it was just a joke and if he had made a joke about the welsh race everyone would just laugh and not be on his back about it. I can see where he is coming from, but hes is still a racist arse.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Funny. If you're in to theology
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha
i clicked
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE IDEA
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# a week of photos of Jockey Wilson
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# I'm in heaven
when you smile
when you smile
when you smile!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# k
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# next!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Isn't this just Australia?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:35, archived)
# lol factor 9 mister Data
*click*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehe - Yay!
Have a repost for the compo
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
see, the compo CAN be funny!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:36, archived)
# 1. Woo to pic
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:51, archived)
# i'll brb y'all
*waves*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# [hahah...very good :?) ]
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hahahaha
so do I worship you now, or what?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Woo to you sir!
Actual fucking LOLs here. :D
(, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Meh


That really seams worth the time I took to make it...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# made me smile:)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# and now that I has gone done smiled
I am off to bed.
Goodnight you sexy bunch of cunts!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# G'night Sir!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# g'nite fatboy
*waves*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# g'night
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
ace *clicks*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# seamonster!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# i see what you did there
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Damn
Why didn't I think of that?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# HAHAHA
*clicks
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:27, archived)
# LOL ALERT
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# heh
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] well I like it, the compo
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# nicely done job
although I can't help but feel it's just an old joke now, and it didn't amuse me. It's not you, it's just the whole turgid concept.

I'm off for a nap. 'Night B3ta :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# g'nite
get well!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:28, archived)
# dead dog humpin'?
whoa.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I think she means it...

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# you really are churning these out this week aren't you
:)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# YES
I think we need more 'shopped cartoons from the front of greetings cards.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# THE FRONT OF GREETINGS CARDS PEOPLE.
Forget Garfield.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
"Where's ya tool?"
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
'ave it
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] LOLfield? =p


Click for bigger (78KB)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# hmm...
I'm still no good at this stuff! =/
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I IS THROWING UP!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# *signs resignation papers*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# in the cunt!
how odd.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hehe
I likes.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)
# god I hate this comp
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# who suggested it?
lets hunt them down!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)
# amen
I think extending album covers was good but they havent really been thought through recently
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
Everyone hates every comp - I don't know why they bother running them.

What comp would YOU suggest?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Robotic breakdancing dinosaurs
:)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# well 3 outa 3 comps I've suggested people liked

*smugs*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Some people like this comp.
It's only a bit of fun - it's hardly like voting on the Iraq war, is it?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I'd rather be stuck in Iraq, thanks
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Well why not go out there, then?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I would as well
I think it'd be fun to learn how to make kebabs whilst you're being shot at.

This is living on the edge,
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I want a comp
where you don't need any talent and can make crude paint pictures and post them up and people won't yell at you.

Actually I've done that in most of the ones I've entered. Hmm......

I actually like the idea of this comp, and there's been some really good entries. Just a few too many Garfields.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
# go on, swear
just once :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# What am I?
Your swearing spider bitch?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
Swear, Spiderbitch, swear!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Spiderbitch, Spiderbitch, does whatever a Spiderbitch does.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# aww
how can you look at his little face and be so mean?

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# It'll be fun! Go on.
Try it.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# FUCK YOU ALL
AND THE HORSES YOU RODE IN ON*










* screw on cold nights
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:22, archived)
# That was exciting!
Thank you :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# more than welcome
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:26, archived)
# i'll show you my boobs
if you swear ;)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
# ooh!
b3ta.com/board/8140958

Boobies, please.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# ( . )( . )
these'll have to keep you going until i hit 10000 ;)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Damnit
Well, thanks for the effort :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:38, archived)
# it'll only be about a week or so
then there'll be real boobs
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:46, archived)
# boobs!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I like it...
as usual it just needs people to put a bit of thought into what constitutes funny...

(says the man who thinks making dan dare into a sweary cunt is funny)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# LOL - HOMOS!
Edit: Now on suggestions for voting goodness.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post126292
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
AIDSLOL
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
#
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# The blacks, the whites and the spades!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# the space of aids
dun dun dun dun dun
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# heehee ^_^
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# MATT DAMON!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# This would be fantastic.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
^this
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I shal enter it to suggestions right away then sir.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Do it.
I'll vote for it

EDIT: Done
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# So will I
not that you'll ever know :(
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# The last few have been fine.
I just don't know why anyone would choose this when there are so many "do it yourself comic strip" websites around.

The people that have good jokes aren't the ones that come out of the woodwork.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
# beer!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# la la la
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# gotta have curve appeal
...that'll just end up being aloada twiggy models... yuk
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Only if people haven't got the point.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# thats what im saying...
people don't get the point
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# That's the same with any image challenge.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# well how can you go wrong with "robotic breakdancing dinosaurs"?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I would say it might not be varied enough.
But I know nothing, and it's not my birthday.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# ok dokey
Happy non birthday - o0 a card came through the letterbox (or a bill)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# i like it
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# I like it!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Click, then!
I think it'd be fun.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Also done!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# *votes*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
# ^this
It's allowing people with no talent to contribute quick and easily. 'Swearing in Garfield LOL!!!1'
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Hey, there's some funny ones, as always
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# The problem this time is
comic strip mashing is a b3ta standard, so firstly there are lots of reposts (some of which, including your own, are excellent) and secondly it's so very easy to type some uninspired swear words onto a comic strip in a random font.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:13, archived)
# yes but making them funny...
now thats different
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I agree.
Click to see the popular posts in the compo page. Every one funny, even if its for the wrong reasons.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# different to most of the entries, yes.

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I have a shitload of these things I could flood the board with

but I'm not..
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's mobilise the elephants!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Seems perfectly reasonable to me.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# *enrols in nursing college*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# *enbagels in vetinary school*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# *enbuns in clown college*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# *engulfs in flames*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *enfolds in batter*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry] More Garfield
Or Gayfield?

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I fear that this doesn't make it funny
so much as it makes it intrinsically disturbing.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Haha
Thanks?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# true...so very true
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)
# HA.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# This is worse than that Simpsons porn
that was doing the rounds a few years back.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# mmhm.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoasts
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# first LOL moment today!
Yay!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha!
Yay! needs more lumipiss©


(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
Chinstrap makes everything better :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Well I found this quite funny...
Not least because it gave me the opportunity to revisit a gem of an old flash toy...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# needs more ants!
i've still got that somewhere!
*HAMMERS*
woo!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I thought I'd confine myself to chainsaw, gun and flamethrower
only the really violent ones...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# That's the weapons widget thingy isn't it?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I loved that thingy
Back in 99
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Bindun?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# pffft!


(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# tell you what you CAN laugh at
...*gazzes*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# OOOH!
*paces up and down*


(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Oooohhh!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *plays his RIS card*
eh?

EDIT: Oh swayzee has got cancer. Gotcha.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Dagnabbit.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7280533.stm

'However, his doctor said reports that the Dirty Dancing star had only five weeks to live were "absolutely untrue".'
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# bloody hell!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# great.
get our hopes up for nothing.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:05, archived)
# This is actually a new kind of hideous.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Oof
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha
Oh dear!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Hagar
Nope still not funny.

arse

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Seamlessly beautiful ;)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# He need some ZudJuice!
Also if you're using Paint it doesn't do the text very well on a gif so you need to type the text inna bitmap and paste it onto the gif


(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I think it makes it all the more hilariously terrible, to be honest
and since I never use paint for anything other than being intentionally shit, I shall not obey this simple tip.

HOWEVER, I can see how it would be useful, and it certainly takes using filetypes to a whole new level, so I give this tip four stars.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# *blinks*


(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# sorry, I got carried away and started accidentally reviewing stuff again
it's a habit I have, I do apologise.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:07, archived)
# why
Thank you sir

I only have paint at my disposal here at work
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# me too . . .



(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# *blinks*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:08, archived)
# sorry, I got carried away and started accidentally pixellating stuff again
I got carried away and started accidentally pixellating stuff againit's a habit I have I do apologise


(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hold on...
But I just...
*goes into a coma*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *wanks*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I never found it funny either
so a click fo you.

Right, ciggy time.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# what should the non smokers do?
*panics*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Have a beer.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# I would but ive gotta drive my car back from the MOT station
on my bloody birthday - i ask you!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Ok then, have some cake.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# but i has no cayke :(
(yet)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# ...
Teh cayke is a lie.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# a pie?
mmmm pie - dammit now i'm hungry
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# start smoking?
*puff*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# my lungs dont work as it is
breathing smoke surely will not help?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# no!
i've only just bloody stopped!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yay for stopping smoking and 24 hour b3ta stints!
GO SMASH MONKEY - YEA! (don't actually go, but carry on until its time to go :D)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# i'm just
a stubborn fucker ;)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# *huddles*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Yay :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# DO ME! DO ME!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# You're MINE.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# a what? ham sandwich? good idea
brb with ham sandwich
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# I am glad I shaved my nuts now
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Sounds risky.
You must have a steady hand.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# you cant put peanuts in a ham sandwich silly!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:59, archived)
# CAYKE!


Welcome to the patented birthday year of death. Sorry, I'm 26 candles short.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Yay!
*mmmyomn*
Thank you :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# bad, wicked zoot!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# he must be spanked
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# A spanking! A spanking!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# How's the marathon going?
No sleep at all yet? And are you doing a journal for the newsletter this week... with photos?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# no journal, no photos
i have no scanner and a journal would be boring as hell :(
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Oh dear... so this is never going to be recorded for prosperity...
other than in the B3ta archives...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# i don't do it for posterity
only to prove that there's nothing really bloody stupid that i won't do.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# fuck it..joint time for me
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# already?
Good lord, you're keen.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# me too,
pass the elbows


(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# *Sigh*
*Begins skinning up*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# are you skinning my elbows?
*winces*


(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Don't tempt me!
Tempt me, go on, tempt me!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *Tempts hard*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# butt or mitre?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I found this to be brilliant.
I also found it at the top of the page. Who'd have thought.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# SKOL! SKOL! SKOL! SKOL! SKOL! SKOL!
/back to the old skol
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# "why aren't you joining in?"
"i don't know the words"

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# TJ:
I want a copy of the song 'Stamp, Stamp, Stamp on a Smurf -
Anyone able to help?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# The level of effort you have put into matching the font
astounds me!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
# .


Click for bigger (77KB)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# hehehe
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# It would be less funny to me if it were not for the fact that I worked on thjis:
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:57, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I'll take the green one.
Woo
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# gree!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Your all gay!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# like YOUR MOTHER ^__^_^__^^__^PTHGK DFLGH:LL:
…´∆ø©®……^®´ødf
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# And?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
#



surely you've done enough.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# A little threadjack:
Your album arrived today, and I listened to it in my stereo as I was having my morning poo.

It is most woo, and I shall be playing it lots more.

Well done that man.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# How very kind! I thank you greatly from the bottom of my bottom.
:)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# I really ought to
get around to buying a copy.

/bit skint atm blog
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
#
.com
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# I think you'll find the correct spelling is y-o-u-apostrophe-r-e
/oscar wilde
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Oh no you didn't!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Christ, lurkage.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Thats nothing.........
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# That's NOTHING........
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# God doesn't count for he is present at all times, even when he's not.
neil, however, wins.

By the way, what talk post could god have liked so much to click it?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:04, archived)
# "oh piss off, you pedantic bastard"
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# meerkats rule in a sort of nervous, annoying way
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# just like
gordon brown
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Indeed.
I've always thought they were a little like King James I for that reason.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# historical *and* funny
*high five*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# NO ONE ELSE COMPARES!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hahaha

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# i did a quote with compare the market.con
£400 they wanted! i only pay £160 - twunts!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
How absolutely wonderful!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] More charm from Thelwell
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# in a new thread? on my birthday? what?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# appy bidet SkUG
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Thank you :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Looks like you picked the wrong day
to quit sniffing glue
to have a birthday
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ha ha ha
:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# *struggles*
*twists*
*ties*
*twists some more*
*ties a bit more*
*rotates*
*pauses to think*
*draws on some eyes*
*gives furtive bear made of balloon*
happy birthday ^_^
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Huzzah!
Thank yo...what is it?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# issa furtive in balloon form :(
I've been practicing for months :(
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *turns upside down*
Woo! so it is :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# happy birthday!

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Thank you :D
Woo!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# lol, bunghole.
/Bevis blog
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I need TP for my bunghole!
*pulls tshirt over head*
*is cornholio*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# *points at your belly button*
lady bits!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# standing on a hotel balcony at silly o'clock
shouting "i am the great cornholio, i need t.p for my bunghole" is liable to get you thrown out.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# More points for doing it in the corridoors and getting away with it.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# from personal experience?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# yes.
also saying "are you threatening me?" in a silly voice to the concierge, the manager and the civil guard.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:53, archived)
# ha ha your great :D
woo smash monkey!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# the manager didn't think so
the guards, however, almost pissed themselves.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:09, archived)
# heheheheheheh poop
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Weippe.
*Win*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# are you threatening me?
*steals win*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Shut up, doofus.
*Slaps*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Bad dog! BAD DOG!
Still, you've got to make a living out of writing somehow.



EMBIGGEN
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I MADE $1.87 LAST WEEK.
Thankyou, adsense.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# HOMICIDE MONEY!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# About twenty cents of that was me.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# I HOPE YOU'RE NOT DOING A CLICKFRAUD.
THAT COULD BE DANGEROUS. There is a lot at stake here.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# nope, I was GENUINELY INTERESTED IN EVERY AD.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# At first I just wanted to see what a google ad would come up with on a blog about shitrags.
Then I made fourty cents and IT WAS TOTALLY ON.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:48, archived)
# post shit rags on myspace
u will mayk millyuns
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# NO I WILL NOT.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:58, archived)
# u luv myspace
LOL
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Now this one I'm clicking
it's what the comp specifies, and is humorous!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Since when has relevance to the compo been required?
I also like it, because I found a copy of Fiesta at my school bus stop fourteen years ago.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# snoopy?
more like itchy
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Morning.
How was the gay shift?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# not bad
a bit bizarre, but faster than i'd been expecting
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Ah, just like my sexual technique.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:52, archived)
# pff
silly :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:00, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
My cutlass is awesome.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# hazzar!
i demand pictures of you holding it in a piraty fashion.

an eye patch is optional.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:49, archived)
# WIN ^_^
Bill Watterson, can't you hear me?
Bill Watterson please don't fear me.
Don't treat me like I have rabies,
I only wanna have your babies.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# One of the comments on there is
"o m g u can sing!!"

...re..really? are you sure you're not just listening to cats wailing in the back alleys when you think you're listening to music?
Is that iPod actually charged?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# HAH.
That's what I thought too.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:50, archived)
# This is what I needed to see.
Thank you Sir!

All well. sir?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Yes indeedy
how's you? Good hols?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Fabulous, thank you! I feel totally blissed out and rested.
We need to sort a beverage or twain out soon!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Yay for beer!
And london bash as well...

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12648
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Duly signed up for bash!
I'll gaz you re: other beer activities. :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
# oo ello Grunty
good time? pics anywhere?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Top of the Mornering to you, Good Sir!
I'm Flickring them tonight and tomorrow, however - they sort of work along these lines:


(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# That is superb!
*wallpapers*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# ^ this ^
Bigger!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:02, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# BEST ONE YET!
:)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
#

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# a job?
you've got one of Scotland's only jobs?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:40, archived)
# you're so funny
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] From the innocent days of yesteryear
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# EEWWWWWW
lols.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Mmmmm horsey yoghurt...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# hehehehehe!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# fat horse
wasn't it called pepper?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# The Super Soaraway Sun, lol
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# *rubs eyes*
i'm tired, reading things wrong again
i read that as chesney as in chesney hawks... makes more sense to me
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# you're not the same as all the rest...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# [line of popular song]
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# [line of unpopular song]
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# [graphic representation of a prostitute who is also a squirrel]
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# *line of average song*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I can't wear this uniform without some compromises..
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# until we find out that we come
in different shapes and sizes
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# {Differing opinmion and song of a better quality}

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# [questioning of your frankly suspect choice of brackets in which to contain action]
Squiggly ones? What are you, a homosexual?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# No, bored.
If anything I'm outside classification, for I seem to garner no interest from either sex.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# i am the one and only
la la la la oh thank god theres only one of me!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Sorry to trhreadjack
But I'm a dunce at coding. Does anyone where I can get a template to made an auto-redirect webpage?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# erm
feel free to fred jack - lol fred, thread*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Here ya go!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Thanks muchly!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# I did that too.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:55, archived)
# phew!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I've been in Chelsea. Loads of people have. I know a bloke who used to live there.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Ladies and gentlemen, Vagabond has GOT THE JOKE!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# HURRAH!!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Once again the Internets bespoil my irony.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# is that the real front page?
Hooray for Double Entendres and shit newspapers
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Farmers.

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# what?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# He's taken a cartoon and made it err . . . funny
. . . for the compo . . . make cartoons funn... actually what has he done?


(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *lies down*


(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Farmers.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# not real farmers
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# now look at it again.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hahahaha
this has me giggling quite loonfully.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *calls doctor*
:P
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# i don't know what this is
but i like it.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I don't know what any of them is
But I like them all.

'Ning, all...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Shhhiiiiiiiiiiooooowwwwww!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:16, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:17, archived)
# bullet budgie!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Meep-Meep!
:-D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Awesome!
Woo!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Haha.
This would look well good set to Carmina Burana.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# That gets a click for not being in any way cartoon related
it's also quite good.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
#
quite
very
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# ^ this ^
Woo to real funny stuff - run you fucker - RUN!

* standard reply number 4538 follows

PS: Why is he running backwards?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Haha!
That usually bugs me too but I am 100% certain he is going the right way this time.
I can't even train my eyes to make him go the other way.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# yes
and again, yes.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# haha ha
LETS RACE THEM!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# My money's on the little one.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# I'll put a fiver on the gree one!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# gree
is my favourite colour.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# gree is good!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# money is the root of gree.
or something.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# reminds me of the gree gree grass of home
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# I always get in trouble of mum for not eating all my grees:(
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# does said grass
give you gree fingers?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:31, archived)
# RACES! neeeow!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Yay! Happy Burfday!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Thank you :D
where is that? i thnk i've been there...
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I have no idea
It was just a random panoramic shot.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# fair dinkum
:)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# You're all going the wrong way...

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *Chases*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# *shoots*
*misses on purpose*

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:36, archived)
# How did you get this to tile so perfectly?
*curiouses*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Like this.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Hahaha!!
this is so good.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:35, archived)
# well...
first you get your source image... one moment.. *goes to find flickr*
farm3.static.flickr.com/2151/2097875543_e6b2e617dd_m.jpg
then you edit the car out, then you cut the imagine in 1/2 paste it on the other side and join the two together :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:32, archived)
# heres the background if you wish to use it
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:39, archived)
# How exciting!
I shall try one of these later.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Amazing!
:D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# LOL! Corking!
XD
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Yay!
He's a quick little feller.
He better not meet this guy coming the other way

(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:20, archived)
# CUNTYCUNTCUNTCUNT
WOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T SEE ME ^_^_^_^_^_^
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# You're having fun today, aren't you?
:)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# heehee, yes'm ^_^
I think I'll stop now, it's bound to get tiresome soon, and I shall have to draw a penis or something.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# He's not well
And getting increasingly bored ;)
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I feel sometimes like I'm the renegade child of /board
and I like it that way.
*wanders off to poke a squirrel*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Well I know you for the spy you are
I saw your 'oh /talk how I've missed you! /board just isn't home' message and shall never again trust any of your homely screechings
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Embrace your inner /talker
*Invades*
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Oh God!
He's one of them!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Will it Tile?
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# MAGICAL MIDDLE-VANISHING CAT VANISHES IN THE MIDDLE
and is also magical.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# He won't outrun these guys.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I SMELL A SITCOM!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# If only I had the inclination or talent
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Ear cataracts?
I'm downloading that for me iPod right now :D
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# zooooom!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:21, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# speed budgie, you're my hero!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:22, archived)
# hahahaha
I love this
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Why couldn't the challenge be this?
'Unconventional forms of movement for animals. Discuss.'
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Go budgie GO!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:33, archived)
# splendid.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Yey... Race Time!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Stop shooting my humming bird, you cunt!
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 10:46, archived)

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