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[challenge entry] One for the compo
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Ha ha! Ace!
Threadjack: has anyone seen Mictoboy tonight? I promised a while ago to upload a video I had of Carol Vorderman playing air guitar along to a mate of mine on Countdown, and I'd like to make him aware that this has now been done...

By popular demand - the link

Bevis Frond plays the Countdown Theme
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I am informed
and inrigued. Link?

Also, gaz him, he'll see it when he comes on.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# And while I love Whiteley to bits
He couldn't present for toffee.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# considering he had the charisma of a concrete bollard
he was an arrogant cunt
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# yikes
he was a nice chap, wasn't he?
Or did he rape your mother once or something?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# no
he was a tosser

and really up himself
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# :(
I always liked him :(
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I think he may have had
drink related issues
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# twat by all accounts
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Oh.
Was he a b3tan, by any chance?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# he was here about 10 mins ago
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Below somewhere
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# hope not
the guy's a tosser
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# he's a fuckwit, imho
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# bugger !
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# *buggers*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# It's not really on to insult complete strangers over the internet, you know.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# it is if it's a bit of a joke
cos you actually know and like them
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Or if they are just cunts
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# prat
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# panel
( showing my age here...)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# ummmm.... Penarse?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Wait,
I've just seen which post you were replying to, and it was micto's not GSTQ's. I stand corrected and erected, you have won
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# go suck a cock!
tee hee

Edit: I have never heard this insult used. It sounds a bit like a translated insult.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I AM THE QUESTIONING OF YOURE MOTHERS SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# actually saw a japanese tourist wearing a t-shirt that read
"You want to make fuck with me


...Buddy?"
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# My favourite japanese t-shirt is one that Adam out of Adam and Joe wore once
that said:

George...


...Clapton?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# in belgium over summer we saw
"liberte, egalite, topspin"
"one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, pass out"
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# have you ever met him?
i have.

and further more the tee shirt i bought off him still hasn't turned up.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I think it is great
we run the gamut on this board
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Would you care to post a link?
He was about 34 seconds ago.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I have done this now
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Bevis Frond?
Strangely enough, I have one of their/his albums.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# splendid!
He's a clever chap
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Can't remember how I discovered him exactly.
I have Inner Marshland, which he recorded when I was 1.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# oh lordy
my name's in the liner notes of that one
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# A fine album it is too.
What did you do for it?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# anal sex and a couple of lines of high grade coke
as best I recall
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Righty-ho.
Well the recipe seems to have worked.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Is your pea
silent as in 'bath'?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# no, it's more as in
swimming pool
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Hmmm
doesn't that make the water go a funny colour?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# No it's fine,
my water's already a funny colour
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Just the one Trumpetto.......
give it to me...........
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# all of the ace
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaa
*clicks lots*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# yes yes YES!

*awaits CDC-ation*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I disagree
Needs more masturbatory speech bubbling.

Well, it does look like she's strumming her banjo.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# i was going to do that
quick work! :)

is she wearing a potato sack and a mullet?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I wait until the last minute
to avoid housewife reactive bids.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# you bid on husbands
aicmfp
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# This is like a normal dilbert comic :\
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# fair comment
but I've never read any
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# They had a lot of broken dilbert links
on my old work intranet. Joy.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Ouch!!
I had to see a doctor with that once
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I headshot all my auctions
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# nice one
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Ta
just geting used to slideshow GIFs
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# i'm yet to master them
among many other things
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Too rubbish for own thread
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I totally disagree
superb - put it up (as Joan Collins once said)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Boogy your good self down

again, this is Proj's new diabolik that I liked so much I made 3d, this is not my design - credit where due
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# *truffle shuffles*
:)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# I am lying in bed, ill
but just can't help but dance!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# DON'T DIE!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Don't listen to him
Die. DIE! DIVE! DIE!

Then we can have an open casket bukkake party.

Even I think I outdid myself there.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# you're disturbingly into the idea of somehow getting your semen into my body, aren't you?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Well it's more onto than into
Oddly I did actually end up having a long gaz conversation with KittyVomit which at one stage involved me saying that you'd "feel my love oozing out" of you.
Although you can blame her for that, it was a leading question.

Also I honestly didn't know glandular fever was infectious. I presumed it was an inflammation of some variety.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# What was the question?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# "Does hexachordal know you love him?"

Well i'm sure he can feel my....and you know the rest.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# well I love you too!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I did think i'd lowered myself somewhat
I used to be a chaste christian before I came to b3ta, I'm being sucked off by a dwarf as we speak.

Actually I should really stop, it's creeping me out a bit.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# *won't, but can't do much for a few months except sleep draw and eat mars bars*
I've got Glandular Fever, so I'm rendered permanently exhausted. Also, I can't kiss anything for three months. Well, I can't kiss anything that doesn't think Glandular Fever is a fair price to pay for getting to kiss me.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Months!?!!!
You'll be un glandular feverish by the bash I hope.
Not that I want to kiss you, but I don't wanna take any chances.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# oh yes
it'll be three tops.

and anyway, I might want to kiss you. :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# It's huge!
(which means it's a bit poor quality)

I think this would look better with less optimising and smaller.

It is as fantastic as its predecessors, however.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# :)
^ yep.


+ woo
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# click this
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# bollocks does it
I was going to do it 1120 but thought people would complain too much
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# now someone tell him it's my design


*chuckles*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I did yesterday
and his comment was, that he prefered the original diabolik.

He's never happy.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# he's a cock..whacha expect :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I think it's a smaller file
but with img width=xxx in, smaller version is schmoooth
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# the smaller one is no smoother
they are the same file, you can just see the pixels a bit easier. This is about motion, not colour depth, if I gave a shit about that I wouldn't be posting it on this site as a gif!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# that's what I meant, I'm not very technically apt
I'm not complaining, it's bloody good!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# The smaller one runs a lot faster for me.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# well you do it that way then, I chose to make it look like this
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I was offering constructive criticism,
not suggesting that you are a cunt.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# no you weren't
you were saying it's poor quality.
But at 256 dithered colours is at the highest level you can achieve with a gif animation ;P
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I was wrong about the reason,
but the quality is poor.

The fact that this is not because of optimisation, but because you have inexplicably chosen to stretch an image does not stop it being pixelated.

The file, when viewed at the size it was saved at, looks smoother and the motion looks better as well.

Perhaps you are on a monitor with an exceptionally high resolution, but here the stretched one looks significantly worse.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# score...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# this fits nicely with Pest
swishy...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Lovely belly boogie action
you've really prodge's thingie to a new level
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# you're missing this
*gives verb*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# fucked?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# this is fantastic!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# hahahaha
great
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# he's alive!!!!

*thunder claps*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# did you see his hoppy fun dance I did yesterday?

He's a lot of fun
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# hahahaha that goes well with this
www.discoworkout.com/uploads/BlackDevil-CoachMe-InFlagrantiDub.mp3

and I don't see what's wrong with the size :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# hahaha yes it does
very well
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# needs more towling headband
and jamie lee curtis
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# he goes a bit faster
it seems to sync up but then goes away, a bit like shoddy beatmatching, sadness :-(
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# It fits perfectly with the Balkan Beats I am playing
not just the beat but the type of dancing too.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I'm not letting him anywhere NEAR my good self! Who are you trying to fool?
*bad self boogies down*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Cor!
That's a big red one! Brilliant stuff, Happy.

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# You astound me
with your stuff
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# .


a very lovely 31k

+ this is amazing
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# why make it smaller?
it's a 256 coloured and dithered 280 wide anim at 77k normally.

Why are people fucking around with the way I wanted it? People don;t resize mofaha's stuff and say THAT'S BETTER!

I'm not annoyed, just puzzled
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I take Mofaha's pics
and make them bigger.

Everyone thinks their optimisation is better.

This guy is the reason we need to optimise:
Lima
(not that you didn't)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# King of teh Modems
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I do not comment on mofaha's stuff because I am not that fussed about it really.
I really like your work, but here I think that the stretching of the image detracts from it a lot, so I mentioned it, because it is good enough that I want it to be perfect.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Wrong
The original one shows the splendour of the body movements.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# splendid stuff
trying to find a suitable tune now.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Wipeout by the Surfaris?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# good call
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# devil dance...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# This is the best thing you have ever done (and that's saying something)
I shall click this very hard.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# thank you for your lovely words
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# hahahhaahah
This is the cutest thing shaken ;)
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Stupid sodding dog


Click for bigger (78KB)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# EARSOCKS!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Ear Socks?
*struggles to resist*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# ha
*trembles top lip*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Ear
Socks?!?!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Don't do it man
Don't do it

All of you, be calm
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# EAR SOCKS!?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# SOCK CATARACTS?

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# No
no nonon onononononononono

Hold it right there Mister
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# ear socks?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# wtf
what the fuck?

I don't understand most of the replies.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] ...i like his new dog!...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# compo it!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# ...(o.k., if you insist)...
...:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# ^_^
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# FTW!!!!!
It wins, it wins!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# .
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
It's the owners what are cunts. The poor beasts don't know what they're doing and THE ENTIRE GENUS SHOULD BE humanely EXTERMINATED
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Let me out of the telly. Promise I won't try and drag you down to Hell.


This is Tori Amos really, I just made her look even odder
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# clansoul?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
christ, the resemblance is uncanny.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Yep.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# oh lord, here we go...
*rubs hands together*
*settles in*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# What?
Oh yeah, no unshopped pics.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# oh, I was waiting for the barrage of shopped clansouls to come flooding in.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Dunno what you mean.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# lalalalala
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# these pictures are they done out of love or hate or indifference?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# yes
they are pictures
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# yes
they are done out of love or hate or indifference.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha.
i'm not with it much am i.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# sorry
couldn't resist!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# ClanSoul rather ill-advisedly posted four or five pictures of himself once
and you saw what they did to n00bmaster when he posted just one...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# noobmaster's was worse though
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# at least with his there was some sort of jocular whimsy about each picture
but with these it seems to be just spite and fury :(
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Has clan soul been photoshopped with a gimp mask, a massive rubber dildo, and goatse's hands?
Because Noobmaster was.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# come on, that's whimsical!
none of them made personal jibes about the way he looked or anything. That would've just been cruel.

And oh look, here we are comparing ClanSoul to Rocky Dennis.

Not very nice, really, is it?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Well, this is b3ta.
If you post a picture of yourself, expect the worst.
edit: for example, exactly the same thing being done to Rob just down the page.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# fair enough
I declare this argument won by my other username is a porsche. :P
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# ^this
I hope they are done out of affection or daft respect.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# if they're done out of anything else
the doers are somewhat cunts.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# No more than he is for that Brandow bollocks.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# interesting stance.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# aarrggg don't say his name, suddenly masses of pictures of him will appear.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Well unlike a you,
I'd stop if he asked me to.
Because I'm not an asshole.

And I don't 'shop Brandow because I dislike him, either, you're just being a twat.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# It's not you I dislike,
it's that you can't seem to grasp that ultimately there is no difference between you shopping Brandow and me shopping you.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Well there is because there's no evidence that brandow reads b3ta is there?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Well I have asked you to stop posting them.
And you have refused.

Brandow has NOT asked me to stop posting, but I will stop posting them if he asks.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# now its my turn to say
"don't make a fuss"

These are clearly all a bit of fun, mild ribbing.

Admittedly you were foolish to post them. And are the originals still online, because I saw a link to them the other day and wondered why you'd kept them up or if someone had re-hosted them.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Are they?
I'm sure I deleted that account.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Well we mustn't disappoint.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I hope M3Essential is around.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# i don't
the guy's a tosser.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# nooo he's not!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# is too!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# D:
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# yup
a right fuckwit, and no mistake
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# I must have missed something.
He's always seemed fine to me.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I'm a bit lost here as well
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# sarcasm mainly
and the fervent hope that he ego spazzes

the massive, scouse cunt
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# I hadn't realised sarcasm was such a terrible crime
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# i love him really
he's a top bloak, i am merely having a bit of fun

also, b3ta-search for 'mictoboy cunt'
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Oh, I'm not going to do that.
I don't want to have to wade through all those pages.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# that's just mean
i'm saying it because i believe it to be true.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# where is the scouse toss pot
hiding behind the sofa i shouldn't wonder
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# nicking hubcaps, i shouldn't wonder
i REALLY hope he ego spazzes
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I think the term is 'does a mongy'.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# nah!
his mum's already had them, sold them to buy pipe tobacco and scotch whiskey.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# whhy?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Because his clansoul picture made me laugh for a good half hour or so.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# find me them.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# You might be able to find it in the tash competition
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# this one
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Haha, that's the one.
I've only just spotted Cakie's addition to the thread too. Brilliant.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Oh now that is fucking funny,
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Shitting fucking christ
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# pffffffffffft
naughty naughty


*hides*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# As naughty as this?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# needs more cher
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# No, they prefer to stand.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

THAT'S TERRIBLE :(

poor clansoul :(
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha!
i really must do one of these
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# mictoboy's had he... (reads reply above)... oh wait...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Yes.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Haha
*awaits*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# D:
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Exactly
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# not even micto would do tori then..
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# frankie de tori?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# well we'd all do frankie
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# *helps*...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# cool
i like that
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Woah! That scared me!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Oh that's nice
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# I prefer this one, but it doesn't look as evil.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# That reminds me of something...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Me too.
Not sure what.
I was trying to make her hands look like horns.

It looks almost mofaha-ish..
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Ok this isn't the best, as it's rushed, but kind of...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# It's a bit like the demon Pan
from Pan's Labyrinth
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Sheeeeeee wants my soouououououuol
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# sheeeeeee will eat your soooooouuuuuulllllll
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# +clan
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# You bet
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# you can have my new woo yay! :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Indeed
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I thought it was Clan Soul
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Hahah subtle!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Too subtle for me
RISotto.

A combination of a lack of understanding and a German.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# it's 4:20 man
4:20
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# i see what you did there
:)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# is it something to do with prettier colours
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# The file is twice the size
could be :\
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# so it is
he's used more ink for better depth of colour, i knew it.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# .
i cant see :( someone tell me :'(
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# haha, subtly done!
seriously, is everyone else pretending as well? I can't see a thing different :\
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# drugs
not big and not clever
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# It's all in the leaf...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# oh, there's another leaf!
...that's not making it any funnier for me. Am I completely useless?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# The very top leaf
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# that's cruel
the don't both fit on my screen at once.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Hahaha
subtle indeed
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# yay
I SEE IT.

but i dont get it :/
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# that took me ages to spot!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Really?
I got it straight away!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# I had to f.n.
and even then I was sat here scratching my ballsack head for a while
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# yay MAGENTAZ
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# peeeeeeeeeeeeenis



(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# I've seen this dozens of times
but still have no idea who this is.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# it's princess beatrice
who turns 12 this year
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# brandow
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# :)
is that an invitation for a competetion?

i think it is --
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# heh!
moar cdc!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# ha


(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# ...gag...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Nostalgic mabye
funny? who knows...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I remember when nostalgia used to be worthwhile.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# By which, of course, I mean
woo.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# indeed, but responding to that statement is too obvious even for me
:)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# i live in yorkshire
the chief export here seems to be nostalgia
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# must be
im from huddersfield ;)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# what a shocking original cartoon
preying on kids' wishes to 'get' their teachers... that's really terrible :(
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# ...thank god...
...i didn't go to that school...!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Carnt remember whether I posted this last night, it was late and I was off me face
EDIT: I'm told I did. I remember making it, and I certainly remember waking up, but the rest is blancmange. Not literally.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# you did
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# You did
So have this:
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# yeah, it was right after SPN posted shite pics...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# I did not see it.
I would remember that seam.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# It's not a seam!
The original was like that, honest.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Hah!
Fair enough.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# you know you did
its two posts before this, its not hard to look at your previous posts
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# You did
And you know you did.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Wow
Galactus and Dennis the Menace in one panel
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# THE INTERNETS ARE MINE!...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Oh god!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Good. At least we'll finally get some STANDARDS round here!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# yes!
thats brilliant
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# ...(thanks, it's my favorite image)...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# that looks like
a thousand domokuns standing to attention
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# She looks as though she has been crying.
Has the vet been gag fucking her throat?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# This is how it happened
Photobucket
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Cats are cool,
but dogs are so much better.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# What happened there with the deleted image?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# FUCK OFF!
I've NEVER had to scrape catshit off my bike tyres or my shoes, unlike dogshit which I've had to scrape off on numerous occasions because some FUCKTARD dog owner has let their dog crap on pathways/pavements
that stuff is FUCKING VILE
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Cats are better.
But mine is senile, and keeps missing the litter box.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Ah, senility.
I must remember to use that the next time I piss on the floor.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Actually the opposite is true for me.
I often have to scrape cat shit of my shoes or the children's shoes and, worst of all, I have to scrape cat shit off the children when they have been in my fucking garden.

Dog owners do not leave shit in my garden.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# And cat shit is worse.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I would guess that Haku doesn't need to walk through your garden to get where he's going.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# But there is cat shit everywhere.
Much more than dog shit - dog owners tend to clear dog shit up - not all of them, but most.

Cat owners don't give a fuck.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
^that^
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# cats are best always
although i always wear a full faced visor when strimming gardens, a face full of cat shit really isn't nice, tastes nasty and stinks.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# stop riding on the pavement
twat
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# We cat's what?
/apostrophe pedant
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# CAT IS CAN HAZ INTERNETS?
:P
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# omg
*shoots self
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Nooooooo!
I really liked his books.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# my books?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# schrodinger's apostrophe
:)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Apostrophe (')
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# try again little human
:)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# I was actually referring to Frank Zappa.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# I was refering to plato
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I wasn't
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# neither was I
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# apastaropheeeeeee
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# poppapastropháe
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# we rule the sea too...

...and the fields, and mountains, and all cities...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I'd get rid of the lot of 'em.
Although I'd make a start on dog owners who go onto nature reserves where they know they're not supposed to take dogs.
Onanists.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# The sad thing is that the apparent seam isn't where the actual seam is ;¬(

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Hahah woo!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Cor blimey.
Just look at the curves on that.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Do you prefer these curves?


/photoshop geek joke
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# See what you did there....
tee hee.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Those curves are shinier.
Almost as if you've given it a light coating of oil, which I assume you have.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I was a bit embarrassed actually,
posting pictures of my dick-necked Arabian without having oiled her first.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# i don't get the joke
but i prefer this one.

i stumble across all that curves stuff by accident from time to time, it scares me.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Yes, I think I do too.
It shows up the seams where I doctored the shadow a bit more, but I think it might be one of those times where I can see them because I know where they are?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# i just think the colours are prettier
which is good enough for me.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Do you have a red car?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# i do not and never have owned a car
but i did have a red push bike once.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# wacca wacca
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# freaky man...
...but runs on half a tank!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Mmmm curvy
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Look at the udders
You can indeed milk this.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Haha crikey!
Thassa spiffing bit of work, that
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I would like to take it for a hop !
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace!
I would like to purchase one, please :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] not just fail, but...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# 4chan this is not.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# what's wrong with that?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I dislike 'FAIL!'
or 'EPIC'

or similar.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Hahah! Have a Christman:

Click for bigger

He came about when I misspelled Christmas
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Bah
It would have been more interesting if you'd spelt it Crispmas. Now that's a holiday I can believe in.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Hahah
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# yes, it's spelled "solstice"
hehehe :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Christman is setting fire to that building.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# bet it was an embassy
no imagination these folk :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Hahah
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# He is going to make quite a big impact !
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# SUPPERMAN WHERS MY DINNER?!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# :D
ace
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# WHOA!...
...an army of Superskugs!...O-O
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# does he fight for or against justice?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# That was some horse that threw him
bound to hurt is back :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# They ain't doing shit
mannotatwork
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I made this earlier
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I found a googlewhack earlier
:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Oh?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# antiestablishmentarianism psychotics
I have a sad life.

How are you matey?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Not bad at all :)
And yourself?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Lazing mostly
start my second job tomorrow so it's going to be a 12 hour day, same Thursdays so I expect I'll be richer but ver' tired come next month!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Good luck with that :)
I'm going to walk into town on tuesday to offer myself up for slavery.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# i may be doing this too
let's go into business, any ideas?

So far i've come up with door to door s and m/ humiliation or maybe shoe shining. Something like that
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# oo oo me too
antidisestablishmentarianism tea-urn

I'm sadder than you !
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# *ignores you too*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Aww
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Look, can someone explain this bloke to me?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# no
but as this chap is unemployed and i'm about to be as well i take it all very personally
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# ^this with bells on
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# He's trolling.
He has this picture of someone and is putting him in silly places, without replying to anyone.
Check his latest threads.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Oh I've seen some of the pics
I was just wondering if anybody had made sense of it.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# He's just being silly.
Best not to make a fuss, really.
But to be honest, I'm quite enjoying it.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I like it too.
Everyone is cross because he isn't replying, but it seems like art to me.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# It's rather funny too.
People on here get worked up so easily.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# actually colin hay is now a successful solo artist and has various of his tracks featured in scrubs
in which he also cameo'ed
/ruining the joke blog
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# *ignores*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# boat
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# harmonica
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# russet
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# turtle dove
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Overkill... And more.


oh, the irony
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Makes me think of Jonathan Livingston Seagull....
:D

I am making roast sweet potatoes instead of normal ones.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Sweet potatoes are a vast improvement on normal, in most cases.
Especially roasted or baked.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# massive disagreement.
sweet potatos are nice at first but you're portion sizes need to be smaller because it gets too much. its like pepsi and coca cola.

sweet potato chips though, a small bowl of them is ace
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# That is true, but I tend to pad them out with roasted carrots, squash or whatever other root veg I have.
Pure sweet potato mash can be a little sickly, but baked sweet potato with a load of butter is fantastic.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# never tried that. think i might have a normal baked potato tonight actually
all the ingredients i have at the moment are:
1 bag of maris piper
1 bag of cooking onions
1 bag of penne
2 bags of spaghetti
1.5 kg of cathedral city
1 bottle of really fucking hot sauce
and butter
:(
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Cook some onions in butter, stir with cooked pasta and grate over hefty amounts of cheese.
really fucking hot sauce optional.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# this is what i have been living on for the last week :)
i also included some garlic deep fried in olive oil as well on one occasion.

but that was more luck than judgement.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I'm intrigued as to what circumstances can luckily provide you with deep fried garlic
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# i was heating some olive oil in a sauce pan with view to pouring it over the pasta i was making
i told ladywoman to put the garlic in a the pan, refering to the sauce pan where i was frying the onions and pancetta. she put my nicely chopped garlic in the hot oil and i didn't realise until i poured it over the pasta. it was really rather good.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# That does sound like a happy incident.
I hope you didn't punish her too severely.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# heavens no
she could probably knock me out.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# repost...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# hagar used to be funny back in the 80's
and i'm saying nothing about george and lynne
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Hagar's been going since '73
how many Viking-related jokes can one man make?!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# good point
i'm now trying to remember when the family last bought the sun, i know we stopped when eddie shah kicked off today, which sadly went south rather swiftly.

1986 it would seem.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Christ, I remember that...
My Mum always buys The Scum and she argues with dad about which is better, The Scum or The Mirror.
I sit there with my Times and laugh quietly. I even understand some of the words.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I word

rosemary
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I've not got any
They've got a bit of St Lucian nutmeg and pepper on.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# go for it
maybe a little honey, red peppers.


NOM NOM NOM NOM
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Ah, we've got roast chicken with cayenne
and fresh leaf salad (which is mainly spinach because I bought shedloads again)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Careful now

I heard they kill themselves when under stress
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# oh no wonder, the poor fellow, his chakra's all misaligned
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Easy there, little fellow.
Woo
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Bet he fucking loves the moon
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# ^ this!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# popular teef!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# I have different ones too
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# poor we chap
nice to see b3ta's favourite mouth again
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Oh go on then
;)

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# hahaha!
peppersotans
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:57, archived)
# YAY FOR TEEFS!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# cute!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# kissy kissy
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Argh!!
:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Ja mon !
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# I knew national ID cards were just the first step...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I personally welcome the red Tide of Scum
Until a better revolution comes along.

This room here? 101, you said?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# tbh its more of a biege tide atm, they've gone very centre left
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# wrong.
everything should be blue and that baby killer cameron should be on the podium.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Fuck that is scary!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Subtle, but 100 % FACT
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# sorry, what's the problem with him?
You'd rather tory scum?

You'll be regretting it when cameron is in and sending us back to the fucking stone age.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Amusingly, you think there's a difference.
they added the Tories and Labour and averaged them out as two parties of the lowest common denominator.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Meanwhile Nick Clegg is going to invent a new type of government, apparently.
The lib dems are going to find innovative ways to be even more centrist than anybody has ever been before.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Why don't they just clone themselves?
It would save us having to choose...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# nick clegg is making policies he doesnt want to uphold
the mans gone mad with power!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# [he's been an active politician
for quite some time, by the looks of it (MEP/MP). He also seems to be the philosopher politician, with subtle Machiavellian methods.

Just what our politicians should be...]
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Amusingly, I think there is
the eighties were utter crap under the tories
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# As were the late seventies under Labour, as were...
...the late Neolithic under the Ugs, as were...
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# we've never had it so good.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Jeebus God No
I hate em all (obviously, as they are politicians) but please, anyone but Nude Labia.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Couldn't agree more about the late seventies and what labour were then
and they were hard left unelectable muppets in the eighties until they they sorted themselves out

I simply don't think the Tories have ever had a good look at themselves and made changes as well, despite Cameroon's PR bullshit
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I don't think that's exclusive to the Tories though
None of them really know what the fuck they are doing, who they are doing it for, whether it's justified to do it, whether the people will actually give a shit that they've done it.

We should resurrect Isaiah Berlin and make him our cybernetic overlord.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# remove the whole system
too much arguing with each other
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# ^this
I'm proud of Clegg's speech yesterday.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I'm for whichever party drills down into the core of the earth
and detonates a massive nuclear explosive, ending all our misery.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# That's not a policy that will go down well with middle England.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Just tell them it will get rid of all the immigrant workers
Ignore the fact it will vapourise their stupid faces.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Smooth move.
It'll lead to a massive reduction in taxation, too.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# And it'll give a great boost to the populations of wild creatures
particularly the igneous rocks.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I work in the NHS.
He has ruined my life.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# There seem to be quite a few NHS workers on here.
What do you do?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# they post on b3ta
I've worked in the nhs too funnily enough

it was crap.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Yeah, that's the general message I've picked up from people here.
I'm employed by them at the moment, but I don't start in the hospital properly until June.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# I look at shit down a microscope.
It really is a crap job :)



(Consultant medical microbiologist)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# That sounds just lovely.
I'm training as a Medical Physicist
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# He reminds me very slightly of Pob in that picture
Puh.
Ohh.
Buh.
*sprays*
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# put me down for one
i'm getting mighty forgetful in my old age, it'll be handy when they find me roaming the streets in nothing but me slippers
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# be fair, it's only 7.45pm now, give it at least an hour ;)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# no what you need is your address tattooed on your arm
you can lose an id card, you try and lose an arm!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
#
i was hoping that they came in one of those natty little plastic holders on a length of bobbly plug chain, which might also come in handy.
oddly i've been toying with getting my n.i number bar coded onto my arm, always fancied a tat.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:49, archived)
# i have a barcode tattoo
it seemed a good idea when i was 15. now i wish i'd gone to a decent artist later, the lines are a tad wonky
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# hahahaha! splendid
having a really badly done one really appeals.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# we need a better
world, so lets nuke it and start again
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Crossovers ey, what nonsense
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# HAM!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# hahaha hehehehe
EXCELLENTS!!!!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# splendid
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# This is full of win!

as they say
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# i like this
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:14, archived)
# clicked.
very funny!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Hahaha
She looks completely stumped in the last panel
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# I shall address everyone I meet tomorrow
as 'ham baby'.
As I'm in Switzerland and don't speak much German, this may not have the same effect.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Hehehe

actual lolchuckle here
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# lol
*clicks*!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# that
is amazing. That's so my new pet name for the lady woman
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# *click*
I love you!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Insolent fool boy!
I need to dig out Zim
(, Mon 10 Mar 2008, 12:03, archived)
# What kind of bees do you get milk from?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Boobbees!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# 'lo.
Rather than post consecutively, I'll just drop this in here:

(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Hahahah ace :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I did it the other way around too.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Hahah
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# make them fight!
and fall over
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Pffft
you loon
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Haahahahahahahhh
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# That is rather fantastic
Woo
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Ha, I always like those

maybe because I never quite figured how they work
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# LACTOWASPS!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# ^this
or Mammarbees!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# ^^^^^^ til the key breaks
woo yeah
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# heh
Photobucket
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# B33ta!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I was waiting for that.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Didn't expect that one.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Scared the bejeezus out of me!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah!!!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Scaed the beejesus?
don't scare the beejesus! He's got problems enough as it is!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# i wont scare bee jesus
promise
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# that is just brilliant!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I am rather fond of it.
It took about 40 seconds, but it just works.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# BREAT BURNERS
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# yes Breat burners.........?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# One of Manley's typing errors
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# i see
i see
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I do not have a clue.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# LIES
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# WE LOVE THE HIVE
BRILLIANT.
This is actually my favourite thing ever.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# I love it too.
:D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# you made it!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# I usually rather dislike everything I make.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# i thought it was a mouse with bee buttons
everytime you press a button you get stung
LoL boobees!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Ruby's . . .
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Curried bees?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# stinger nipples.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# think about it!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# stinger....
...nipples
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# It'll never work though
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I think it will.
I mean, come on - stinger nipples! How can it go wrong?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Jamie from Mythbusters?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# No, this chap:
this chap:
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# What fun
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Bee's, the local corner shop chain?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Local chain
is an oxymoron.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# It could be a chain within a county, having a hundred shops all within a local area.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Local is just my house
and the top end of the garden.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# the local newsagent
is the pakistani gentleman you keep locked in the cupboard.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# He also doubles up as an anal gimp.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# do you have multiple gimps?
Fancy, that's what you are!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I consider them to be essential features to my household.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I cannot imagine only having the one.
I mean, what if I am downstairs and feel like a bit of a dry rape?

What would I do?

By the time I had gone up to the loft the moment may have passed.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Precisely.
And what if I want to watch one of them cut themselves while I skull fuck the other?
My options are seriously limited if I only have one gimp.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# well
i feel short changed in the gimp department

^i wonder if anyone's ever said that sentence before
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Is this from the Biblical
land of milk and honey....?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# No, that's tinned Indian bread.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# I am very pleased with this pun which I have just made up.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Canaan.
If I didn't just get it, I'm totally confused.

also: www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=9456714 this shirt is excellent, it's got ducks on it. They made better shirts for men in the 70s than they did for ladies, I'm sure of it.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# That shirt id horrible,
I have very floral shirts and very unattractive shirts, but that us further than I woukd go,
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Yes, but DUCKS.
I have a pair of trousers with doves on that I haven't worn in years. They're a bit horrible, but the doves outweigh it.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# If you lick them
do you suddenly love everybody, but develop a sore jaw?
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# As ridiculous as it sounds I have never even considered licking my trousers.
I'm not like you, I can't live constantly on the edge.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:19, archived)
# hahahaha
let's all lick our trousers, or each others' if we can't reach
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I just licked my knee. It had trousers covering it.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# I fooled you i fooled you
no one else is licking their trousers

hahahahahahah

trouser licker
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:23, archived)
# You're mean.
I just licked my trousers so Cap'n isn't on her own.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# See, now THAT's dedication.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# It's friendship :)
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Ahhhh fluff.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# *gets jealous and a bit sorry
*licks trousers in display of magnanimity
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Oh I'm goooood.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I've been called worse.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# There is nothing worse than a trouser licker.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I am not the only one who lives on the edge.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# I wouldn't like to live on him.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# J Sainsbee's
Also: stripytits.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Yay!
Boobees!
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# that gives me the hornet
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:20, archived)
# This amused me no end.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Never send a gay Terminator!

In my head, this was going to be a lot better...
If you want it bigger, click here.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# If that was better in your head
Then I'd be afraid to see it. This is woosome in itself without additional woo, sir.
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# I think this is really rather awesome
I love how all gays are ever interested in is fucking, even if they am terminator :D
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# hahaha
great work
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Absolute coolness

Please collect your woo at the door
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# lol "boob alert"
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Nicely
(, Sun 9 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)

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