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Its time to make a stand..MR.T is coming..cock in hand..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)

that cock looks like the flower from little shop of horrors

also: COMIXANS!

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

Little shop of Cock

"feed me Seymour".. "preferably with snickers

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

yes

very much this haha

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Grundlebiscuit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)

CDC - check
Seams - check
teh Sans - check

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)

shame the file size is within limits

very nearly a full house.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)

I pity the foo' who uses teh Sans.

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:39, archived)

ARRRRGHH. . .etc

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TheOther, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

that bird is blurred

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

smudge tool is

your friend. .

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TheOther, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

I would have sex with the smudge tool if I could.

If I'm not restricting myself to a PNG, I'll use smudge LAVISHLY.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

it's no FUCKING FRIEND OF MINE

A smudge tool killed my dog*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

*this is a total lie

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

As do we all

smudgygoodness

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TheOther, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

Smudge tool is my friend.

It looks like it's taking the piss out of you by being set too strong.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

GORDON'S ALIVE

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

Nice.

P.s. I took this picture www.flickr.com/photos/rick01/415406818/in/set-72157594499111032/

and this one www.flickr.com/photos/rick01/479189912/in/set-72157594499111032/

I like big, vicious birds.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

Here's a big vicious bird for you.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

Ha ha

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

Some column he's got there

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The Tig and me, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

hahaha

i like that

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:23, archived)

I can't help but carry on reading into your username,

and getting mildly offended.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

yes

that's why I've kept this name.

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)

Ooo

Nioce :)

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TheOther, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:22, archived)

i am disappointed at only 50% latin

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Meh, I was half involved in creating a world wide record of every bird on the planet

but I got bored of looking up the latin names. Especially on the more obscure species.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

stella sea eagle is the largest bit i've ever seen

4 foot tall when standing and about a 7foot wing span.

massive bird that will eat your eyes out.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)

Afternoon silliness.

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ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

hahaha

lies monkey never fails to make me laugh, in any variation

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

Same here.

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ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

wah?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:17, archived)

Hahah I was waiting for that

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ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:18, archived)

I'm quite the lies monkey fan too

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)

Her cock has a unibrow.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)

well observed

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thank you for saving the interweb.

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

Paddy O'Bama

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

I forgot about this

Everyone pretends to be "Oirish" this weekend then.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

feck off, cup

this is one of my fav things on the internet:

Father Ted obscenity report

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

haha, this actually is making me giggle terribly

1st Segment
01:01:51 feck off
01:13:19 bastards
01:14:25 you bastards

2nd Segment
01:24:07 bastards

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

I can't read it and not laugh

I can just imagine some stuffy uptight little bloke compiling it and being outraged

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:07, archived)

i'm just imagining a grumpy old irish man saying them all one after the other

01:07:48 me arse
01:08:40 feck this and feck that
01:08:47-49 you big hairy arse, you big fecker
01:08:58 worse then feck
01:09:04 f your f’ing wife
01:09:10 stick this f’ing pitchfork up your hole

cheerful chap

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

WTF

01:05:57 you flipping flipping flipper
Edit: I can imagine an outraged American highlighting this one and thinking "I believe this may be one of those quirk English swear words".

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

"dear sir or madam"

"i don't suppose you noticed, but a certain word used frequently on your show bears a striking resemblance to another commonly used in America on the streets by youth urban culture."

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

Hahahah fab! I can just read that and know exactly in which context it was used

which scene who was wearing what the whole lot.
Where on earth is that from? One of those "get this filth off our tellies" sites?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

it's off the BBC

so not sure what it was for

'hairy Japanese bastards' is my absolute fave

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:12, archived)

I think

they have to report any swearing etc. before someone decides whether BBC America will be allowed to show the prog.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

ahh I see

was confused cos of it being on C4 an that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:16, archived)

Hahahaha!

01:09:15 bastard this and bastard that

edit: even better

01:06:02 what the fuck are you doing here? This is my fucking spot. Get the fuck off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

Arf!

But it was 'fupping' not fucking. I loved it when he called Ted a 'fupping baxter priest' and then pointed to the 'no swearing' sign.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:13, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:20, archived)

Hahahaha

01:01:54 obscene hand gesture indicating fornication

01:02:20 obscene hand gesture indicating fornication

01:06:00-14 Cuban Fertility Statue with giant phallus

Put this on the links board!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

done!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

i'm going to avoid it as much as possible by going to the british museum.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

Ha ha!

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:09, archived)

How rare.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

Miserable sod

needs to smile

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Thinker, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

yeah

someone should get a baby to piss on him

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

Hahahahah

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ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:19, archived)

my money is still on teh lesbian to win

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

pffft

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:06, archived)

er..

(londoner, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

hahahaha

so simple

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

hahahaha

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

Spookly . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

hahahaha

lovely

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:11, archived)

hehehe

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DogHorse plop, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

wesley snipes nominative determinism celebrity pun archive?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

Tom waits for no man . . .

busses however are a different story . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:59, archived)

YES

he does

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:00, archived)

I like it!

Very subtle

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

Hahahahaha

Fit for the Wesley Snipes site :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

I made this ages ago

and Tribs' Bad Egg reminded me of it

I'm sure I've not posted it here before!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

haha!!

also, just applied for a job in histopathology!!
*crosses fingers*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

Good luck with that.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

I don't know what that is

but good luck!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

I think it means looking at bits of dead people to see what was wrong with them.

Or possibly even living people, I'm not sure.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

Tastic!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

A trip to central casting . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

hahahahaha!

hello all... I'm pissed and just watched the greatyest horse race of my life, mainly cos I won

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

What was the nag's name ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

Gluepot Certainty

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:57, archived)

I must keep a watch for that one . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:58, archived)

Denman

Just saved me from a getting a boot up the arse from the missus

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

Great . . . I love a happy ending !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

how much you win?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:05, archived)

odds on favourite.

Not worth a wank unless he bet a second mortgage on it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:10, archived)

Kauto was odds on fav

DEnman was short... but worth it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:24, archived)

couple of tons

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)

Brilliant!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

heheheh

thats ace!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

That's great :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:01, archived)

which came first?

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:15, archived)

i think clowns are scary......

Click for bigger (64KB)

second attempt at a dark painting

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

Hell yes, especially when they look like that!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

hahaha

yes - but all clowns look like this - they just hide it with smoke and mirrors! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

This is, without a doubt, the better of the two.

And ARGH CLOWNS

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ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

thank ya!

i liked the first one best - but it is too dark :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

oo that's quite Tim Burton

nice

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

yeah you right

it is a bit burtonish :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

The circus would

run away from it ! I rather like it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

hahahha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

Ooooooooooooooh I like this one toooooo

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

yay

thank ya! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

Nightmare before Christmas!

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

i must watch that oneday

i recorded a couple of xmas's ago :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

wicked!

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

woop

thank you sir! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

argh!

i want fluffy rev back!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:52, archived)

heheheh

he's here - he's just been drugged :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

I must have a nightcap like that some day.

Verrrry dark and scary.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:53, archived)

hahaha

:) yes i think i shall too! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

Superb :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:02, archived)

woo

thank ya :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:14, archived)

it had to get this out of my brain

Click for bigger (70KB)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

Pff :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

Pff indeed

I like it though...made me laff. A bit. Somewhat.

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:45, archived)

oh god!

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

Hahaha

Christ.

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DogHorse plop, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

Hahah brilliant!

'Noons all

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ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

Roll on !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

oh fuck!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

hahahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

hahaha

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XLVII .uk, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:54, archived)

I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee.

That song will be in my head all day now.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

Won't your mummy be suprised with you?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

Shucks yes.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

'so proud of me' shirley?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

We always said suprised with me when I was at school.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:04, archived)

YES!!!!!!

I LOVE THAT!!!

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ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

there we go

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

Phwaor Roz!

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

She is unusually tall

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

She is there but she'd still get it.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

Roz is nothing compared to the wee English tart.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

The Farce is strong in this one...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

mmmmmRoz.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

hahaha!!

bulldog would certainly get his comeuppance from the the Dark Lord of the Sith!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

Door jam !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

That series would use gratuitous use of the phrase

"Your powers are weak old man" in response to his father.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

I'd watch that if they made a series

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:44, archived)

Hahahah win!

Fantastic :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

Bloody kitnappers... I think they mean it.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

ROLFCHAPTER

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

Hahahaha

Oh God yes.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

*checks pockets*

will large amounts of lint do ya?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

Where was this taken ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

Looks like gstq's basement.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

So it's an inside job . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

That's gstq in the middle...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

So it's an inside out job . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:55, archived)

Kittins!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

Where's my Ack-Ack gun?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

hahaha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

Hahaha!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

Thank goodness for small . . .

off ya go !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

hahaha

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glubglub should be working on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

Tommy Chong Save The Queen?! :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

where'd you find that pic of my brother, 2nd left

and

i'm not going to rest until i've tracked you down.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

This is a top seamhorse

10/10

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

it's one of the most elaborate ones

I have ever seen!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

Seamhorse!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

hehehe

let him kill the little fuckers.

Thank you for spelling kittens correctly.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

What nasty people

Especially that one in the beret ;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:43, archived)

oi!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:56, archived)

face it

the man's a legend

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

I miss 15-1 :(

Also, fucking yes. :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

my mate Tom's dad did the theme tune

both of them are synth wizards

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

I would love to be a synth wizard.

Not necessarily one that's good at playing the synth, just a badass wizard with a synth theme.

Every time I cast a spell, I get a different wave and oscillation. IT WOULD BE MENTAL.

I'd fucking have Gandalf in a fight, he can't resist the boogie.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

My mum was on 15 -1

Didn't win anything though :(

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

My brother and his friends tried out for Knightmare.

But they're fucking morons, so they never got on the show.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

This must be wrong.

Tea is always the winner.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

Obviously somebody has never had a good poo-crawl...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

I approve of this sort of thing

wholeheartedly

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

WE LOVE YOU DAVID!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

the man's a fucking machine

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

MY MIND'S EYE IS BLIND

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

hah this is great

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

today it's actually Walter the penguin

flickr.com/photos/tealord/2316816093/

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

looks like he wants to have his tea standing up

what a strange man he is.

Nice.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)

Watching the animals fuck is his top most thing.

(waxdart hello., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:46, archived)

...and finally, union is achieved...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:51, archived)

Dunno if its been done

or if its been done better. Another random idea caused by mid week drinking.

Asboriginals

(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

pffffffffffft

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

I think one of the eggs I bought last week has gone bad

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)

your picture is large in dimensions and clarity

yet small in filesize.

You, sir, are a witch.
*burns*

edit: sorry, should have said, it's also chortlesome.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

rn m

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

glad you did that

otherwise I'd have had to do it myself, and nobody likes to bum their own burns.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

Apart from Smithers.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

you're on form today

aintcha?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

If only :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

YOU'REverygoodATturningmeON.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:32, archived)

I'm going to disregard this as being a quote.

As you say this to me on a regular basis.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

At least appreciate all of the stuff I did to it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

I do appreciate that.

Although, you're going to have to stop flirting with me.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

I can't help it.

You're just so nubile and unsullied.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

I AM EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER WANTED, AND MORE.

AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ME.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

Can and will.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:48, archived)

Oh fucking try me.

I dare you, you haven't got the grapes.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)

Alarmingly

I just read your sig EXACTLY as Tom Waits started that song on my notanipodplayer.

I am mildly spooked, but approve of your choice of words (and we all know everyone craves my approval)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

Eyyyyyy I was wondering if anyone'd recognise it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

Tom Waits

is my personal choice of "if you could only have one musician/group's work".

Varied and 100% of ace.

For some reason the way my brain is wired makes everything he's ever done awesome in at least one way and I bang on about him a lot to people who don't care.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

That's alright.

I do that about John Lee Hooker and Muddy Waters sometimes and get told to be quiet. Hmph.

So then I tell everyone about Emmy Lou Harris. HAHA. HAVEN'T HEARD OF HER, HAVE YOU, FUCKO?

Not you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

It's all about the voices...

Waits, Hooker and Waters all have/had great voices and sounded like real men. Why do male vocalists all feel the need to whine like Jeff Buckley these days?

By a doubly eerie coincidence I spotted the "Tom Waits 4 Numan" post just as 'Closing Time' came to an end on my player. Is it something about Friday afternoons that demands Tom Waits?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:08, archived)

BURN THE WITCH!

And what do you burn apart from witches?

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

Jacob Dyer's neck?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

MORE WITCHES!

Obviously

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

Top hats are not bad :(

THEY'RE FUCKING BADASS THOUGH.

I want one.

Also, yay!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

i had one when i got married!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

double yolkers always have split personalities.

make sure he doesn't tie you to the railway tracks

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

www.chortleberry.com/l/photo_96663/Egg

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

Before I'd even seen your name on the page

I could tell it was your artwork...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

Hurrah!

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:38, archived)

Shell yeah !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

Pentium 4's killing the earth

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PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

your datas are confusings mes

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

Glow ball chillin' . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:33, archived)

über geeky

But i larfed :)

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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)

Since the word of the day is "Deathstar" and I like drawing circles...

And also, one with added pain, that turned out to be huge in comparison to the other, at the same dimensions.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

the pained one woo's me the fuck up.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

hahaha!!

ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

Look. We've had this talk before.

Stop being so good. You're making the rest of us look bad!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

Righto.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

this is still better

than anything I've ever touched.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:28, archived)

But you touched my nether regions :(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

I had gloves on

and the gloves were awful.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:35, archived)

Loveliness

I like the one with the fucks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

ow Ow OW!

I like :)

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Weetobix, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)

Wowsers!

That's good.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

Ooooh I've not heard of this one *lives in a cave*

What platforms does it come on?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)

PS2, FUCKING GET IT, IT'S BEAUTIFUL :)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

I shall think about doing so

when's the next God of War out?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

No idea :(

BUT.. BUT.. SOTC IS LOVELY.

I did this mrpineapple.co.uk/files/sotcwip.jpg

But never finished it, because the game was THAT lovely.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

That's very pretty....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:25, archived)

The game is absolutely stunning.

It quickly became one of my favourite games before I'd even played it.

It was ages (probably about 2 years from hearing about it, I don't remember) before I even saw it in a shop, and HAD to get it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

I just want GTA4.

FFS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

It'll never be as good as Vice City.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

Vice City was awesome.

I still preferred SA though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

I want a console that can HANDLE THE DAMN THING :(

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:34, archived)

Hahaha, mine will do as it's fucking well told.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:36, archived)

I think SOTC, Okami and Katamari Damarcy are must haves on the PS2

Although the latter two are nowhere in the same realm as SOTC but are still amazing games nonetheless.

And Monster Hunter, because it was briliant swinging a giant warhammer into a dragon's face.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

PS2.

You've heard of Ico, though, haven't you?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

Aye.

I got a copy of it, and then promptly got very distracted by one of the tomb raiders as it didn't come with the book and I got a bit bored in that big room.

I might give it another go.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

no.

My flatmate has a PS3 which backwards compatibles most things. How much would a second hand copy of this gem cost me?

I've largely loved games that are pretty as well as fun (see: Beyond good and evil)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

Heavenly Sword.

It lasts 3 seconds, everyone's got an annoying name and my favourite bit of it has the arguably worst name of all: twing twang. But I do so LOVE to play twing-bloody-twang.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

at the moment I'm enjoying

Stalker: shadow of chernobyl.

It is ace and also woo.

Pretty, in a sparse way, immersive, lovingly made. Top game so far.

The beginning, if you play on a non-pussy difficulty level, is rat-bastard hard though.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

That's my best mate's favourite comic, is rat bastard.

Is this a spy stealthy guns game? If it is my OTHER male close friend will no doubt buy it soon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

more like

a first-person perspective fallout, with less humour.

You wake up in the area around the ruis of chernobyl in an alternate present where there were TWO unrequested fission surplusses, and now weird shit goes on there. You have to go do standard RPG fare (bring me stuff, kill this animal) to get better stuff and work your way towards the heart of the contaminated Zone and find out what the fuck's up. There are bandits and mutants and wild animals but most of the time there's just you and the environment.

The blasted buildings and associated bits and bobs are brilliantly put together and beautifully rendered, very evocative of abandonment.

there's quite a strong fan community who have modded it many ways, including making a kind of free-roaming, storyless version.

I'm just really liking the feel of it really.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)

Ooooh that does sound good.

I might have to grab it on payday- thanks for the tip!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

I got a copy of ICO

for about £5 + p&p from ebay last year. It is very lovely but the female companion is a bit annoying and clingey (and you can't get rid of her).

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Mod Edit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

just like a real woman?

/russ abbott blog

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:47, archived)

I fucking love this game :)

I've not played Ico yet.

But outrunning the tentacles is totally the best part.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

"Must go faster, must go faster, MUST GO FASTER!!!!"

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

It scared the SHIT out of me on the underwater one.

I was thinking "Hmm, I wonder where the tentacles will be coming fr- FUCKING HELL, ARGH, SHITSHITSHIT"

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:26, archived)

haha!!

'god told me to do it'

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:22, archived)

When do you do one fore kerplunk?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

Did that last week.

You must have missed it.
It was great.
My best yet, if I do say so myself.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:27, archived)

I meant mousetrap:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:42, archived)

Week before.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:50, archived)

love the game, still playing it, as I only allow myself 1 colossus a year!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:29, archived)

Good luck...

16 total, not to mention that you unlock hard mode, and time attack, then get unlockables from the time attack runs...

If you get into it like I did, you'll be dead before you complete it properly :D

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:31, archived)

damn, I suppose I'd better get back into it then.

I always try to spread my gaming out, so I play at the same time over a long period!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)

One of the best games I have ever played!!

I wish they'd bring it out on the PSNetwork

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:37, archived)

You missed out the

"spend fucking hours hunting lizards" step.

Or was that just the person I was playing the game with at the time?

Nonetheless; beautiful game.

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Thinker, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 16:03, archived)

Lovely Game,

Lovely comment, but you missed out 'WTF, oh, it's behaving like a horse...'

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..wil, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)

Quick and Dirty

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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

hah!

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new_matt, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

pfffft

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

Echoing my own thought of just 2 minutes ago

But in humourous graph form

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

What kind of statement?

"The McCanns' spokesman said they were 'fucking jealous' and that it was 'a total rip off' as they had been 'waiting for ages before that slag'.."?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:21, archived)

Probably something like

"We're fairly sure we checked under the bed, but we'll go and have a look just in case"

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:30, archived)

What none what so ever?

/no quantifiers blog:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

Well I got the idea into my head...

And any interpretations as to how this series might run with the Dark Lord of the Sith in the primary role, do feel free...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:10, archived)

I liked the one down there ;)

woo!

V

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

Felt moved to try and do it properly...

And font matching and trying to get a nice gradient on the text proved a lot more stimulating than other Friday afternoon activities...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:15, archived)

yup nice fontery

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:17, archived)

Blackadder II apparently

Pathetic I know but I'm actually quite chuffed with this. first time I've actually used layers to any proper effect. Normally it's just cut/paste/lol

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)

is that eraserhead

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:13, archived)

*kssssh kuuuuh* *kssssh kuuuuuh* (insert tired joke about Freud/psychoanalysis) *kssssh* *kuuuuuh*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:14, archived)

No Niles...

*I* am your brother

Noooooo etc

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:16, archived)

haha

now there's a compo idea, make Frasier funny. Fire up photoshop and blah etc.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

I LIKE FRASIER.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)

Yeah but it's nothing a good Star Wars parody wouldn't improve on...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)

Oh baby I hear the Blues a calling, Hoth salad and scrambled eggs...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:18, archived)

Arf!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 15:20, archived)

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