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# Time for a smoke :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Yes!
Now do this with more Slash.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# It's a person, isn't it?
Very well done, by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# it is!
night b3ta!

Edit: Sorry. This is bloody lovely, I'd be intrigued to see your recent smoke effects animated...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# "Smoking leaves gaping wounds in your chest."
"No it doesn't?"
"Yes it does." *stabs* "See?"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# This search feature is a bit ropey sometimes
but here it is:
www.b3ta.com/board/4196501
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Goodness me
what's that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# someone turning their pram inside out and throwing it an oncomming traffic
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I see!
I miss events like this. They never happen any more.

When was the last time somebody got called a cocksmoker? *sigh*

I reckon in the future, when our B3ta birthdays come into the double figures, we'll look back on these days and say to the noobs who've only been around for eight years: "what the FUCK were we thinking?"
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:25, archived)
# by then our minds will be so atrophied with persistent cdc's and everything looking like goatse
we'll be strapped to chairs with various tubes transporting nutrients and poo while our direct multi parallel yottabyte internet connection causes us to twitch on occasion and go "hehehehehehhehehe"

that's the future man!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
# OH NOES THE NUTRIENT TUBE WAS MIXED UP WITH THE POO TUBE D:
*chokes*

I like this future.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# well, it doesn't matter
it's the same stuff in both tubes, it's just called differently for legal reasons
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Interesting.
Although what about the youtube?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# most likely how dna will be exchanged
if you put enough of "you" in the "tube" :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I prefer not to crawl into women's vaginas personally.
This isn't spelunking for pete's sake.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# just ponder, how "channel subscribing" will work
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Using xml?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Events like this still happen
And the person in question is good for a few more miles it just needs someone to keep on winding him up for a bit before he explodes again.


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# heh
he must be well loved :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Yes but
Can it be fucked milked?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# SMOKE-MAN
Vs

MIRROR-MAN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# She looks lovely in swirling smoke . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Its Mike Jitlov
him whats from the Wizard of Speed and Time, innit
(lordy lordy, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Now with 100% more MASSIVE!

Click for a slightly bigger and much better quality version
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I need to go to the shop, to buy an envelope that will fit everything in.
And then I need to go home and fit it all in.
Then I need to go back to the shop to post it.

I will try and be fast ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# is that a poem?
it's not a very good poem...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# It's not a poem, it's telling her that her letter will soon be on its way
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I got the jist of it =P
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# he's putting jist into the postal system?
eeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuwww!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# just to seal the envelope probably
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Um, isn't this what gaz is for?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Long story, can't use gaz
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# got told off for grooming
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# *grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# *gymkhanas*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# *fwignits*
See? I can make up words too.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Good for you.
I can't though, just physically can't.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha!
Sometimes the truth is funnier than fiction!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# that's not a long story
that's like "short story, can't use gaz"

"long story, it all began in the spring of 1837, long before I was even born..."

and there's at least 40,000 words before you've even got onto gaz in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# your not gonna find a post office open now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I can still buy an envelope and use the post box.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# for air mail nope
since they changed the postal service its gone all gay - a stamp isnt a stamp anymore - you may need lots of stamps for an envolope slightly over A4 in size etc....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Then I'll post it tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# yes
Im just being pedantic
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# The postal service AND your sofa are gay?
You live in Vauxhall AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I live in sheffield
as it says in profile :P

Well since it was privatised(I dont spell well) its been gay
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# How fucking old are you?
Fuck it. I'm off home.
*grumbles about the yoof of today*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Im only 20
but a bit like a grandad
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Oh, okay.
See you later. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# hahah
the expression is brilliant
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Snot Mine
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Penii cum snot now?
So that's why the girls and guys don't like the taste anymore
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# its the diet of oysters
beef fat
and tripe which does it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Probably.
More likely to be the fact they're sucking my nose.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# PENISNOSE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# That's strange...
It's an ear.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Its in 'ere?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# There it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Enough of this sillyness
Ive run out of related things to say
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:46, archived)
# You can never have enough siliness!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Have a stickman I drawed today as I has no skillz
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:51, archived)
# This took no skill:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Thats amazing!!!!!!!

I have plenty of penis related drawings on my lecture notes - but no means to scan them in :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:55, archived)
# It's a serious disease!
How dare you!
In most cases only the left can be erected fully, the right gets a semi.
And you don't even want to know what happens when you get embarassed. It's quite embarassing, I can tell you, and can be fatal.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# *imagines Stephen Fry saying*:
"WANG EYES IS A SERIOUS CONDITION AND YOU JUST SIT THERE LAUGHING AT IT. YOU SCUM."
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Pffft.!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# A rush of blood to the head?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# god this MUST be animated
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# I want to :(
But I don't quite have the tools, or the proper animation software.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# NOOOOOOO!!!O!O!O!O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:(

it's the end of the world, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# with a penis car
!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:00, archived)
# penis car!


man, you can feel the throbbing piston action already :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# needs a lil more penishouse
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# too much of that and you go blind
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# hehe
Hot Rod:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# it's had some wide bore action I'm sure
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
#
it's You've
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Yes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# WILLYCOPTER
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I didn't notice this untill I cfb.
Then I was delighted :D
I thought it was hanging from a ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# haha i thought it was a propeller too
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:35, archived)
# hahah
teriffic
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Dogs
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# He'd probably best cancel that meeting with the finance director too
unless he is the finance director of course, then he should just continue as normal.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# continue having a meeting with himself?
ah i get it.

he IS the giant spaniel. profound.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# life in the big city
it's just one huge animal in a committee room after another
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# mostly sharks
damn they make a mess of the coffee set.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
bedroom lols
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# aww
I want a Giant Spaniel!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# That's exactly why
I left my last job.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ^this, except it was a spider crab, and involved nudity of the bizzarest nature.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# your's?
or it's?
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:43, archived)
# it comes to us all.
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Hmmm. If that happened to me, I'd presume that I'd shrunk and the dog was normal.
Funny old world...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Doghorse?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# i take it
that you are a fan of
www.marriedtothesea.com ??
(I helped save b3ta! The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Oi! Don't delete threads even if you're being a cock
www.b3ta.com/board/8216803

and for Pasanonic:
www.b3ta.com/board/8216812
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# I wondered where that had gone
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
# It annoys me when I'm having a conversation and someone deletes it.
Plus, of course, I hate to waste one-liners as good as that :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# thats the main thing
the beautiful one liners :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# there's an abundance
of new boys who fail to grasp b3ta this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *Scoobies*
Not so n00bie:
www.b3ta.com/talk/4651621
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Aye.
it takes all sorts to like star trek. I don't think that trying to pin someone's choice of chute fumbling is a feat managed by their liking of trek things.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I apologize
I was only joking
(I helped save b3ta! The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I know.
but you have an 'l' plate so you must joke harder, better, higher and funnier than all the bigger boys. Thicken up that skin.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:42, archived)
# It really winds me up
that when a newbie calls somebody "gay" they get a right gobful (pun totally intended!) from everyone,
yet if a long-standing member were to say it, everyone would just laugh.

Oh, and I'm bisexual myself, so it's not like I meant it offensively
(I helped save b3ta! The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I'm not aware of that happening recently or near me.
I'm as rampantly hetrosexual as they come. I just have issues with certain words used as insults. Everyone gets the same abuse from me
but then I'm a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# haha half-gayer
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:50, archived)
# semi gay?
timeshare todger?

no, I got nothing:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Tim?
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Yup
why?
(I helped save b3ta! The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# odd name for a fat bird.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I'm not a bird
Im the guy on the left
(I helped save b3ta! The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I know you're the one on the left.
nice tits.
Edit: new pic is nicer. oooh, angryface.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:49, archived)
# you
twunt
(I helped save b3ta! The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:53, archived)
# *thumbs up*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:57, archived)
# ugh
I'd forgotten what it's like to be a n00b on this site.

How long does the L plate hang around for?
(I helped save b3ta! The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# some people just have it like a trophy forever.
and you look like yet another angry teenager who will be wearing his like a fucking belisha beacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Nope.
Never heard of it.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# go for a visit
It's a daily webcomic in a very similar style to your pic
(I helped save b3ta! The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# HEHEHEHE you dont post enough!
post more!
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Hahaha
I thought maybe modern toss then. Same dead pan delivery in speech. I do love that. Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Agreed.
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:01, archived)
# I adore this.
Especially the way he speaks like he's writing a letter.
Unless he's dictating to his secretary, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Doesn't he know?
That dog is Digby, the biggest dog all up in this shit! Word.
(SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Hahaha
Brill.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello, been away...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# poor picard
he must be having the ride of his life
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Great Stuff, sir!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# where am your picture gone?
I hope you didn't take offence, it wasn't meant in a horrid way or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# s'ok
Wasn't you. I'm being a bit intolerant today.

thanks for mentioning it, though
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
# good
*massages*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I hope it wasn't me either.
It 's just there has been a lot of it recently and i'm just mr dbroon's backup. I love you immensely otherwise ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# if anything
I'm your backup.

In fact no, we're a team, like starsky and hutch, except I've got all the hair.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# WOO!
yay
(Oobla, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# then welcome back
this is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Brilliant! What a ride!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Paroled at last?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fuck yes! :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:31, archived)
# thats just sooooper doooooper
*click
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Am I the only one who sees him singing "More more more"
"How do you like it, how d'you like it?"
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:37, archived)
# this wins the world
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:38, archived)
# dj guinan in the HOUSE
*geeks out*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahah
so good

i cant stop laughing
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Thay was the episode with Frasier wasn't it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Weeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Haha. Reminds me of this...


though yours is better ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Welcome back. Now my liver can recover!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 1:41, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] the first few attempts of transporting were a bit sketchy..
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(Bod- wot u upto m8, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Spar: The final frontier
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# This isn't the pleasure planet! this is spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:20, archived)
# oh dear!
Kirk: "No Scottie, I said take us to a distant STAR!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# this.is.spar!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# The crew has gone postal !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I know that Spar!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Giant rats? Tractor beam eyes? Red phone boxes? Big cock clock?
Must be London...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# hehe - very nicely
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Marvelous
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Wahey
go ratty go

*glees*
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# *buys shotgun for trip to london*
thats me set for the rats...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Absolutely Flabby
arse
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# That rat is in charge !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# bloody hate it when that happens
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Don't ask me, I only work here.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# ... because it enjoyed floating?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Oi!
Piss off you!

My walking is fucking legendary mate!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# The Legend of Gravity?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# haha. That's a shit walk cycle.
have you had no training at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Do you know how much effort it took to get it out of sequence like that?
I started off smoothly, but it was shite.

Here is my favourite ever:


(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# He looks like
he's been in a fight or something
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# but it's ok.
because he's a Doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# A doctor of Biffology.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# snort
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:39, archived)
# You!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Me!
You too!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Us!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# He made it across safely.
That's the main thing...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Oh Noes!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Unexpected horse! :D
I seed it!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Because
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Yes . . . one can only assume . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# To get to the other side?

* You fool
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# for the pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# LIES!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Loltribblez.
(__, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# teh repost !
FTW
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# you are doing it wrong
and you know better
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Naomi Campbell's friends start to worry about her new diet


Original Pic from the BBC - news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/sci_nat_enl_1206040282/html/1.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# fat fuck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# ^This^
She needs more cocaine fags diuretics and laxatives.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# And she would lose a good few kilogrammes
if she had her ego surgically removed.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# with the randomash
do we send them out april sometime?
Or will we just get an email saying ask these people for their postal addresses
Made my mix and it sounds funky
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I don't know as I am not running it
I assume we shall be notified in April to let us know who to contact (via email) to get their addresses and send the CDs by post.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Coolio
Its a top idea
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# who doesn't these days
my dear?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# It could be worse...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# GNAIOMI
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Gnomey Campbell! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# my
shes looking fatter than usual
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Make a wish . . . and . . . pull !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Dear christing jebus almighty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Brillogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# An Eski-lator

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# That's well done
Very well done.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Eskimo is a racist slur.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Cause calling them it will land you
right innuit. (Can't spell)
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Apparently in Canada and Greenland it's a racial slur
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# can't see how a
European description of innuit tribes who belong to the Mongol race can be a racial slur, but then etymology is something that few of us take notice of these I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I always notice ants
feck that was bad
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# being european, everything we say is wrong
because it's our fault, everything, ever..

apparently...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# SHUT IT SWEDEBOY!
*punches to the ground*

Woo! to the brillo animation!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# as is "Snow wop"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# hahaha!
nawwty!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I almost went naughtier
but thought it would be too offensive, though slightly funnier in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I suspect I know what you were thinking
I was thinking it too :/

I need to go on a diversity course.

and if it's not taught in gaelic

I'll fucking sue :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
# haha
I don't consider myself racist, but when a harmless joke like that is available, I will make it (in the right company).
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# actually I'd better learn at least some gaelic should I ever be in that situation
and yes, I have scottish heritage, I'm red haired and borderline psychotic, pretty much proves it:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# haha that is a stereotype
borderline
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# what are you saying!
great, now I'll have to chainsaw someone/thing to prove you wrong :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# why isn't it won?
If it was won and they were many it'd be a palindrome, and I love palindromes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# you have just gone nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# snow wons.
See?

I'm not nonsense, I'm brill. Look, look at my fabulous bits. *points* especially this bit and *points* that bit there. They're my main brilliant bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# it's ok, I think it's only you who gets this :)
snow wons else does :)

(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# :D
He knows I'm brill, he's only ignoring me to appear cool. Really he adores me.

*rocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I'm ignoring you in the hope you'll calm down
you seem enthralled by your nonsense. Palindromes are more interesting when they make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# *head on desk*
You know EXACTLY what I meant. If the word were not 'wop' but 'won' then in the plural it's be palindromic when preceeded by the word 'snow'.

You utter, utter arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:27, archived)
# hahaha
but if the word was "won" and not "wop" it would have an entirely different meaning, and would in fact, be nonsense.

Speak up, what's that about my arse?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:34, archived)
# NNNNNG
Difficult bitch.

It's attached to a difficult bitch. Don't get me wrong, one of my favourite difficult bitches but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Also penguins tend to be a wee bit further south.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# normally
but this penguin lost a bet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Chillingly well done !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# eskimoooo?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Cow could you ?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I'm just having a few bazadaise
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# :)
udderly fantastic.

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
# it just popped into my head like some kind of bernard matthews processed meat
and I had to get it out quick :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Udderly insane...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# had to milk it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Fab!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# An Easter lol
a day late
(I helped save b3ta! The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Lol
.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# FFS.
BRB

Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# You really love that shark
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Not as much as some things ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:40, archived)
# LOLjesus

turning water into WTF
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# lol
jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# not enough blasphemy in this thread
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# haHAHAHAHHAHA
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# ah!
so the Bible had it the wrong way round
(I helped save b3ta! The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Yep, that's it eaxctly.
more here if you want: b3ta.com/board/8192117 and b3ta.com/board/8192196
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:26, archived)
# blasphemy only ever has one reult
(marshall19838 Oh once my wants and wins were one, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Paint !
ur has all teh skillz
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# mofaha and KK's Car Adventures.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:59, archived)
# the robot was trying to sex the exhaust pipe
it's a drive by exhaust kidnapping attempt

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Im torn on what way to design "Killer Shit"
like this:
OR
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# First one.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# ^This
especially as he has blind-person glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# They are "cool poo" glasses
not blind person glasses
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# plus remember, it spurts
so there should be trails and pools
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# its just a quick draft as my l337 skillz are limited
but was not 100% on the theme - kung-fu poo
or jabba the shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I'm thinking stick with Poo on
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Mofaha's in trouble with his mum!

/deliberately mis-understands

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# gleeeeeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# i
don't








get it
(I helped save b3ta! The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# i
am







sorry. Should I explain?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:05, archived)
# oh
go on then
(I helped save b3ta! The Ropewalker, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# My stepdad and I
were driving in his car and heard a weird noise, and thought we ran over a robot. Then my mum came home and noticed his exhaust pipe was dragging. So it wasn't a robot at all, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# you thought you ran over a robot??
I often think that. But then I put the crystal meth down.
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# No
we thought we did. But then we didn't really.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahah
silly peoples
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Yeah
let's go with that. ;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I have a paper to write
during break. And it's the worst thing ever and I don't wanna do it. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I have work to do, too :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# What do you have?
I have to write a '4-6 page complex thesis arguing a strong point' from A Clockwork Orange. But I'm the only one in the class who has to do it! Everyone else bought the book of the guy who came to give an inspirational talk, and they only have to write a '2-3 page reactionary paper'.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I have a history essay to do.
"All Americans were badly affected by the great depression. Do you agree? Use the sources and own knowledge to support your answer"
It's the "big one" that I've been dreading :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Ahahah
that makes my English paper look fine. Does it have to be a certain length or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:28, archived)
# TEE JAAAAY
is it new compo day?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# No.
tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
#
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I re-read that thread a few days ago
I don't think I've ever seen a B3tard get so apoplectic!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Mr32K?
One of the best b3ta moments ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Yes
The thread should become a meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# He got plenty of attention at the time.
And then just seemed to disappear.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# He resurfaced last week
Bragging about his job with the army.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# NO WAI?
Mr Zykotik came back? He joined the Army? Fuck, I'd like to pose him a few questions then. Especially why he was earning £32k 4-5 years ago in the 'design' industry and now he's on piss poor wages for her majesty. Do you think he tells porkies?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:18, archived)
# No no no
Do not misunderstand. He's not running around with a gun being all butch.
He is doing graphic design type work for them.
Not earning 32k and apparently not making tea for everyone although that bit I don't believe.
He loves working there. I think he might be their mascot.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Haha. I must look out for him
and give him a grilling.

Also I must see what happened to his 'game'
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:24, archived)
# which thread now
?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I shall rummage for it later and let you know
It will probably take a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] If only his albums could be transformed into music...
(scowners shagged his mum on, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:49, archived)
# YES
needs more Scott.


Click for bigger (386KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# is that me yet?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Have you sent me a picture?
Am I supposed to do you? I feel I owe a few people some portraits but I've been so drunk I have not a clue any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# haha
yes, i sent you a picture on friday and you said you'd do it when you were drunk enough to handle it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:56, archived)
# fuck. Ok, it's been a
confusing weekend. You are not the only one I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:57, archived)
# haha don't worry about it
should I send it again? I am gorgeous, you should have two links to my picture in your gaz, at least. I think I'll send it again, really it's no problem.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:03, archived)
# please do. Make it a massive picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I confirm the gorgeousocity
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:06, archived)
# it's got better
I have beard.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Ooh
Is it one of those "almost there" beards?
I like those. The unshaved-for-a-week look.
*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Meal
(borkborkbork, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# it's like a gigantic turd
with onions, picayellowstuff and melting cheese

also, I now want a cheeseburger
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# PREPARE TO SEPARATE BURGER SECTION
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I cannae do it captain! she'll be split straight through the middle!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Really rough animation
but I can't stand to look at his tube anymore

Cleek for beeg.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I'm most certainly not going to "cleek for beeg"
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Rod is
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:43, archived)
# ha ha!!
everytime i take my eyes off it it moves!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# haha excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# High magenta cockalorum
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# That is incredibly painful to look at.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:34, archived)
# memories?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# No, just very colourful
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *perfection*
Where bee mister make-mouth-noise man?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I think
www.b3ta.com/board/7443946 was the last I did with him
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I am howling like a loon.
More so.

ahhaa..Oh christ..

"I am Ian Mangunlove, and hereby claim my papa blessing".

"Bip, Bip! *Convincing elephant* Woooo!"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Glad you like it.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Fucking hilarious.
Righty, i go for now. I spend rest of work day looking at Dimrill goodness.

Ta ta.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:42, archived)
# *keeps glancing at window*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Oh Christ, this shit is funny.
You should self publish a book with lulu.com, I'd buy it. I'm making one myself. I go now.
Enjoy the view.


:D

www.dimrill.com/index.asp?nav=bad
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Oh Jesus..i've just spat coffee on my balls...
"Sitting on the bog and farting, then it smells so bad you're sick into your underwear."

I really must am going.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Good lord
I wrote that when I was 15 for an Amiga diskmag. 14 years ago now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Well, it's fucking hysterical.
"Foxes that scream in the night"

Right, really must go. So fucking funny.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Hehehehe
I see willy.
Hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:36, archived)
# *shudders*
girls always say that at romantic moments.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:45, archived)
# oh so
now you are impressed? ;)

hello sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Hello
You got naked?
Where was I?
Link please.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:46, archived)
# haha
I have no idea where you were ( I was too busy crying at you standing me up )

As for link. Ask Dbroon, I think he's getting it tattooed to his ass ;)

Edit. Sorry, I should be more forthcoming.

www.b3ta.com/board/8213594
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# "www.b3?"
*spreads cheeks*
ah, there it is:
www.b3ta.com/board/8213594
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Crunchie Easter Egg?
Hah I bet a creme egg would have done the trick.
*scarpers*

Pasanonic I thought you said you'd turned into a fat git. There's no surplus fat on you ya big liar.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:58, archived)
# look at me you mentalist.
I'm fucking huge. I used to be slim and muscular. I'm a bloater now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:00, archived)
# you're not
although I'd be intrigued to see you on the outbreath. :D

Don't worry, I've been known to breathe in a bit... www.b3tards.com/u/83eb5a530de2090d7838/4000.gif
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:08, archived)
# haha. You kids.
you can clearly see I'm not at all tensed up and in fact my gut is in bloat position. It's just good camera work dahling ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# You are so flipping unhuge as to have a bloody waist
you stupid git.
POINT TO THE FAT BITS IF YOU CAN.
G'wan show me the non-existent fat bits.
You don't even have the slightest hint of a belly.
Sorry mate but you have a perfect bod. Bulging biceps are for narcissists and those who have the ghey (or rather Muscle Marys).
/The world according to 'pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I may have
some slight body dysmorphia issues ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Aah that's the word I was trying to conjure up
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:19, archived)
# yeah! shake that thing!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I love your balls.
I like balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:52, archived)
# can't argue with throbbing cockballs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Could do with a touch more fog.
IMHO. *mesmerizes*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Crivvens!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:48, archived)
# A good day's hunting
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# bloody poachers
that was my bear
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:28, archived)
# the scourge of the outback
the lupine wallaby
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# awww
I can imagine that laying an egg

:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# *ploop!*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Yay!

Albino Kangaroos rawk!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Orton/Defchanging experimentz:


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# i love ending the day on a nuclear holocaust...
=D
BYEEE Y'ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:26, archived)
# bubbye ben
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Yay!
I recognise that.
About 2 miles down the road from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 25 Mar 2008, 16:35, archived)

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