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[challenge entry] Part Lego, Part Cartoon
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# you have a lot of flat pieces!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Part woo, part yay
All houplah!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# raaaaar
that's a bit good!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# this^
with added *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# All hummus
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I got the pitta slices
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# I got the carrot sticks
lets have a party
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# OH YEAH!
*Jigs
*drinks
*letches
*skins up
*looks a bit sleepy
*drinks more
*starts to take of clothes
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# I like this!
I will tick the box to say as much!

W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# There's a tick box?
*looks*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:10, archived)
# You may have to change to quick reply
in update profile!

Hello ma'am!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Use this one...

[ ]
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# yayes lego!!
=]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# ...all good
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
# great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:51, archived)
# i'm making an animation with a froudesque urban goblin


fucked if i can track this shoddy camera work i did tho
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Mommy!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# that's looking sweet.
you talented bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# nice
I love how a nicely comp'ed 3d render gets 3 comments but a slap comp of some lego men and a simpsons background gets 10!


One note - reflection in the mirror.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# shh
suspension of disbelief ;D
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# thats awesome
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Paul McLansbury

Long time no post
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# too seckseh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Antidote to lansbury attraction:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# *de-horns
*performs and anti-hump
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Lush.
I found Mrs Vagabond graffitied in the Alcazar gardens in Seville:

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# That's sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# I've discovered Varnishing Point, and am ver' excited about it.
Hence ^, and prolly everything I do for the next few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I played with that for a while
it's quite fun.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Here:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I love it.
What else should I look out for? I'm currently dancing in a myriad world of blending options, vanishing points, and high definitions, playfully teasing pictures into songs of, erm... B3ta ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# How about paths and custom brushes?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Oooo paths ... I'm scared of paths ...
I have all the artistic ability of a blind hedgehog. In a bag.

That's lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# "Artisitic" is one of those words that seems to mean something
until you try to define it. I'd encourage you not to let something that vague limit what you do :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# wow
that is impressive
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Woooah!!!
That's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Everyone should see that place
it's beyond beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Absolutely agree. Didn't have nearly enough memory cards for it.
IE, I only had one (we went there on a whim - if I'd known I would have taken about 30gb).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Redex for me...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Angela rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Oh God, don't post her here! One of us will die!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# She's winking at YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Aaaaargh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# hhahaah
this,
at exactly 17:08 (that will leave teh remaining 15 minutes to find out the ciulprit)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
#
to find out the culprit to find an excuse to blame someone for killing her latest victim.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# and she would have gone away with it
if it weren't for those nosy kids and their dog with no nose!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# TERRIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:12, archived)
# This picture makes me feel all wrong.
Also, I've just gone all the way to Sheffield only to find the person I was meant to be meeting is off sick.
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# did you not call before you left?
and who has a meeting planned for 5pm? that's just kerazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# It was at 3, I've just got back to Leeds.
And no, I'm too trusting.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Keep going....
Hull is just around the corner...

Granted, it is a fucking big corner
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# That's a corner I'm trying to avoid.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:11, archived)
# cor!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Heheheh
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Your 1000th post too!
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# blimey.
should've saved it for something special.
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I thought it was rather smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# NUDITYYY
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Kill it now!
Nice shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Aaaargh
was that cock there before?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Sadly yes!
Naughty Prince.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Fuck.
*bleaches mind*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)
# *sues*
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:37, archived)
# hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# shopped pics only please
;)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] So now it ends...
(I helped save b3ta! Surgeon with Parkinsons Lurking with intent..., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# There can be only one
plus the 500 or so other ones that turned up in Endgame.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Of course, Paul McCartney isnt the real Paul McCartney apparently
I hadn't heard of that conspiracy before today, but I love it
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Hardy-har!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Woo!

Click for anti-ris
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# One unnamed woman told Auntie:
"Owls are the symbol of Oldham so I would have thought if they put an owl in the middle of there it would be better."

Why 90% of the public don't do graphic design.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# 10% do?
6 million graphic artists all on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# yep
it's a talent farm
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Yay us!
They should've got someone from here to do their logo.



(Guess what next week's contest is!!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# it should have 100 owls chasing CDCs over the moors
far more symbolic and helps you remember never to go to Oldham
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Ha ha :)
But it's a strange thing. Having designed a fair few logo type gubbins for public bodies, companies, councils and the like, a brainstorming session with the client will ALLWAYS with-out-fail feature them saying.... "well I thought you could do a circle and put "insert client relevant thing" inside it"

Must be the way we are all wired up the same....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# hehe
i done a logo once, i was well proud, wish i did that sort of thing for a living
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I designed about a dozen
all are just words in a pretty font....

but then Im cheap and people who employed were cheapskates so why not

I miss those brainstorming meetings - all those biscuits and for free
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# what?
no tea?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Of course there was tea
there's always tea. Who can work without tea
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# thank fuck for that
i was worried they were only giving you biscuits, free tea is much greater than free biscuits (although both is exponentially greater)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Owldham
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# this
trippy
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# how odd
www.b3ta.com/board/8295142
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)
# ORLY?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Ya
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Oh, ok then.
Woah, my eyes just went all funny.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# funny ha ha?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I couldn't look straight, or focus on anything.
It didn't go blurry, but I couldn't look where I wanted to, like they were being controlled by something living inside my head.

Weird.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Are you Gary Gilmore?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Maybe I am, maybe I'm not
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# dude
all i said was

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Funny ridiculous
or funny ribtickulous?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# ^fine word
*adds to vocab
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I heard a brilliant name today.
"Dick Porridge"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:59, archived)
# pfffft
The Lady has an associate called Gaye Bear
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Chris P. Beacon
is my all times fav
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Meet Christopher Perceville Duck:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# bradawl?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Wow!
That' quite absurd - same source, same everything - if I had gone with my first draft which had the blue to the edges then it'd be the same fucking image.

I am quite blown away by this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# mind piss happens
blame google and the rss feeds from your brain
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Well, I have closed image-ready anyway.
No point in bloody animating it now.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)
# welcome to
The Twilight Zone

*du dee du dee du dee du dee*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# read the faq
original content only :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# hahah
praise the FAQ eternal word of Rob.

*heavens open and light shines upon the sacred texts
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# same owl and everything!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Doll parts



Am I doing something stupid in Imageshack? I've grabbed the URL of this after uploading it, but nothing new is showing up in "My Images" there, only the first two images I uploaded the other day.
(yartek branched the timeline on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# "My Images"
only gives you the ones uploaded through the B3ta uploader. Otherwise you'll have to dig them out again from the history of your posts, or just pull them from Imageshack again.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)
# No joy.
Sorry, I mean the "My Images" over at Imageshack itself. It says I'm logged in, but it's behaving as if the images aren't uploading to my account, just to some random URL.
It's no big problem, as long as I grab the URL as soon as I upload, but it's annoying if I'm overlooking something obvious! I've already tried logging out and back in, and clearing cookies. :(
(yartek branched the timeline on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Ohhhh I see
No idea then. I'd ditch Imageshack and swap to B3tards.com
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Use b3tards
www.b3tards.com/uploader.php

Simplicity itself


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# don't use imageshat

use www.b3tards.com

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)
# best not use image shack
it's pants
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Yup
I am rapidly coming to the same conclusion!
(yartek branched the timeline on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# honestly forget image shack
like they said up there^ either use the inbuilt uploader (post a new message)or www.b3tards.com
the inbuilt does give you the 'my images' option, a link to which is at the top of the page.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)
# pffft
i still use photobucket, can't break the habbit!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)
# i keep meaning to swap to cr3ation
with its handy viewing and delete option, but habit still takes me to b3tards,i've so much shit on there it takes ages to find anything which at least keeps my reposts down a bit
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# i was a fan of the anus
but now i just use the b3ta uploader as it helps my laziness
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# who isn't a fan of tha anus
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:43, archived)
# i've still got an image in my profile that's hosted there
redex before long no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# yuk!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# foetals
d'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)
# ^this
but nice idea!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)
# what? Oh, this idea.


Click for bigger (169KB)

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Their latest ultrasonic adventure:
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# What ^they said
www.b3tards.com/uploader.php
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)
# you scoundrel
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)
# shhh...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Pfft!
I might be a newbie here, but I ain't that new!
(yartek branched the timeline on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# *considers linking to b3tards*
*then horses*

*refrains*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
# ooh
all beatley.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] hello all
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Ringo is The Man*!

*Terms and conditions apply
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Mmmmm....
...Ringos....
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Couldn't think of a more famous one!

Person not song.
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Ouch.
Here... Old R.P.F.C

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)
# This has made me glee in my pants.
Nohands FTW!

Fucking little pikey shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# that's superb!
i like that very much
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hurray o
*clicks*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Most Excellent!
Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Good stuff :)
deserves a click
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Tha's aceness!

Woo/click
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# First Post
(Twatalot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# 0_o
Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# cum, shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
#
whelkum
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:38, archived)
# natch
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)
# THAT IS NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:58, archived)
# you misspelled genius
but i forgive you
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Whelks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# reminds me of my first post.


Feels good. don't it.
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
#
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)
#
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# !
(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
#


Nuff Said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Woo! and Welcome!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# This has scarred my brain for good
I hope you're happy
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Ha ha Sweet meesus!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Sweet Yousus?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
#
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)
# pffft
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Nicely animated
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# sweet jezzus!
o__O
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I thought about doing that :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
#
o_0


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Oh shush.
You know I meant a similar animation.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
# CLAN SOUL AEROBICS WITH HIS WILLY OUT!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# chuck a sweatband on that love
you're dripping all over the gym
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)
# eeeeeewwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Peers over Daves shoulder through the Telescope he has set up in the bus shelter over the road
...so he does!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)
# you've got a black ring around your eye now
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)
# better than a black eye around your ring
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)
# or is it
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Is that...
Freddy Magenta Mercury?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Ha ha
Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
# ...
Needs to be bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white cocks aren't white

EDIT: *checks cock* *reasserts*
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)
# and there certainly appears to be less than
3 pubes per bollock! 2/10!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Size: Not Available (?)
A bit too big maybe? Everything's gone slow!..
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# nah, s'only 140 odd
s'only 140 odd

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# 140 is odd?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Also...
...NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)
# oh shut up, you tart!
you tart!how could that be mistaken for pr0n? Is your boss a fucking cartoon?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# No I'm with him on this
I'm not to keen on opening B3ta only to be confronted by a picture of a great big cartoon cock being wanked.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Ha ha
Ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# but then you shouldn't be on b3ta in the first place, no?
the idea is that in most workplaces humour, even if tasteless is acceptable whereas pornography isn't.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# pffft!
If you hid every pic about wanking or cocks you'd bust your mouse


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Speaking personally
I have never posted pictures of wanking or cocks. I have, however, been known to lie through my teeth in the face of all available evidence.*




* First post may well have been a cartoon of a punk with a massive great hard-on asking a little girl to suck him off.*

** Second post may have been of Joss Stone having a massive magenta cock spurt in her face.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Cartoon, or not...
it could still be considered rude.
Or am I just a prude?..
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)
# It's not about rude
it's about whether it could be mistaken for pr0n . . . I'm fairly sure that the faq says so . . . *shrugs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I stand corrected...
Pasted from the FAQs...
I'm not sure if my picture is NSFW or not, how do I tell?
Just ask yourself, "Could this be mistaken for porn?" A suggestive picture of a lady in her underwear is probably NSFW even though there is no nudity, but a badly drawn picture of a spunking cock isn't NSFW (unless there is a fetish site for badly drawn, spunking cocks that nobody told us about).
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)
# let's ask rob, shall we?
www2.b3ta.com/top-10-cutest-kittens/
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# He already gave his opinion
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8295399 It's SFW!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Given that there's a seminar going on in the room next to me
I'm really quite glad I don't have any speakers connected to this machine :) That's MUCH less worksafe than cartoons of cocks.

"So we introduce an SO_L(10) multiplet and --- what the fuck?"

I LOVE HORSES, BEST OF ALL THE ANIMALS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)
# hehehehe!
I'm with you on that! I don't have PC speakers neither


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:18, archived)
# While browsing B3ta and following links
I have learned to make sure any speakers are safely turned off :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# ha ha ha ha


yes
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# oddly it's not
that's what i thought only 140 wasted kb
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# and how good was your first attempt?
eh? EH?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# as bad
i only wasted 90 odd kb though
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/gifcam4_70%.gif
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha!
you win ashally!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
# that link don't work properly
so i'll potentially blow another 80k here.
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/cam1.gif1.gif

bugger the expense
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)
# no, it doesn't, but I copied the first bit and
it doesn't but I copied the first bit andsaw all your files! ALL OF THEM!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)
# i'll do anything you want
just don't tell my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Nah! I'm telling!
Oi! GSTQ's MUM! CLAN SOUL AEROBICS WITH HIS WILLY OUT!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)
# IT NEEDS THE AIR
OR IT GOES ALL SOGGY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)
# holy shit
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Sorry
I didnt know itd be too big sorry
(Twatalot, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
# it isn't
could be a tad smaller in actual size but the filesize is fine


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)
# ^ this
I thought it was probably too big at first because it took ages to load but it's well under. Just something up with the server.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Its not too big
Its lovely, and it's obscene.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Ignore the cunts
Well.... SOME of the cunts.... if you ignored ALL of the cunts then b3ta would be a very solitary experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
how true. For a day or two I ignored everyone taking part in the 50ft Woman bandwagon because I was sick of the pictures. It was a very quiet time on B3ta until I un-ignored them all again when I guessed it had died down.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)
# i've got one of them in the pipeline
i'll warn you when i'm going to post it, and e-mail you when it's gone again.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)
# As generous as that would be
it was only after about 50 of the damned things that I started ignoring people. I think I can live with the odd one or two. :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] The (not-so) fab four...
A B-road (quick & shite)…


Why they split?..

or..


Plus, an old favourite reworked…

(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# haha!
nice stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# mofahand? 'Noon all!

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# no, ashally
ashallyMofaha only has three fingers . . . C];0)

Braw! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahah! It's not his hand though :]
How are you today Daaaave?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# punarific, ta
ta

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Good stuff! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
# That's Handy...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Oh lully
but you forgot the thumb. Jeez, what a chump.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Hahah, it's behind all the panes of glass I cut into hand shapes to make it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Woo!
In other news:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I feel like a knucklehead.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# af'noon 'tards
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# HONK!
*suicide bums*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Oh Bolox...
Is it only nearly 25 past 3!

* I thought it was nearer to 10 to 4... Sobs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# i'd be more worried about it being wednesday again..
would mean one extra work day til weekend beer.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# FuckSocks!

The last wed 28th was back in Novemebr 07 - We have gone back nearly six months!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# CHRIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# bollox, would have to do xmas again... enough...
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha
opposites ftw
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I didn't know designer watches were poplier in Bridgend
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# pffft
that's starting to get ropey
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Fucking yes!
hello
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# :)
'lo lovely b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# alright sweetcheeks
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)
# hahahahah SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# my god that is sexy
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Worries....

Your sig?

- where did that come from origianlly? was it a line from a Jeeves & Wooster Dudley & Moore?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)
# derek and clive sketch
www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/ad_nauseam_05.htm
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)
# That's the fella..
Ta
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Also see Sam Becketts short story 'The Expelled'
Which has the fantastic line 'I considered kicking her in the cunt.'
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Should be an Olympic Sport for 2012...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)
# DANGER - DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS SPORT PETER ANDRE!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)
# gleeeeeee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha is there anything anyone can do to make you stop?
This isn't even a good bad pun.
(broccoli holocaust, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)
# no, nothing
nothing(unless you're a mod) and I am well aware of the poor quality of my crap pun


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)
# That made
my face bleed, as all really awful puns should. Now get me a mop.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# h&s
(synackle, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Norman Tibet
(KingOfMyCastle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# How odd
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)
# haha
I shouldn't like this but I do.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Looks like
Jim Super Smashing Bowen any old bastard

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# haha.. me too..
his famous line - unemployed, oh super smashing great!
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# haha it does too n' all
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha
I thought it was Bob Holness...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Also a bit like Victor Meldrew
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# thats what i thought...mindpiss!
i don't believe it....
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Basically
he looks just like any old bastard.
(KingOfMyCastle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I said it first.
So there!
(KingOfMyCastle, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to be done, if not already
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
# ahhh it's the Brandow Bunch!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Not Brady or the ladies from the Brady bunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# NOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Arf.


Click for bigger (314KB)
(creatrix CX, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# LEFT WASP ON AN OIL PLATFORM
Beatles' best song ever
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
# hehe
how rude of me.

Woo and Yay and welcome aboard, it's good and so are you
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)
# wasp on piper alpha?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Is it something to do with the climax of 'Diamonds are Forever'?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)
# It's compoed
so presumably Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds are Forever . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha
well played, Dave, well played
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# thanks Arch . . .
*slightly narrows eyes as hasn't fully forgived Archie for the 70000 post crack*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
speaking of the crack and that 70,000 post...


...Nope, I'll leave that comment there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Well if you didn't I would have
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *intruiges*
eh? there was a crack?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Yes
Archie made a joke . . . I wish I'd bookmarked it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I Love Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds are Forever Young
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# I Love Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds are Forever Young Hearts Run Free
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)
# This One Goes Out To The One I Love Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds are Forever Young Hearts Run Free Nelson Mandela
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# lower bathosub

i said lower bathosub

*splash*

you bloody fool, you could have killed me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# "One more word, Metz and I'll have you shot"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
# New York... all that smut and traffic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# kansas. Well, if we destroy Kansas the world may not hear about it for years
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# All your troubles are behind you now...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# "I'll have the full odds on the ten, 200 on the half way. The limit on all the numbers and 250 on the 11, thank you very much"
/and you thought you were a Bond geek ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hi
I'm Plenty!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Lady S looks like Plenty o'Toole
I win
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Yes
Yes you bloody well do!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Say... you've played this game before
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Just once
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)
# \o/
EDIT: until a week ago I was a mod on MI6forums, but they 'revoked my licence' because I was never on there cos of thissodding place!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Well oil bee damned
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# triple pun - well done
:)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Bee 'e is tall?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# magnify my left wasp on a rig sweet jesus?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)
# That's all I'm asking of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# magnet my left wasp on a rig sweet jesus?
/sorry waspy :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Sorry but it not right, what you have there is
L bee on a rig
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# it's my party and oil cry if i want to?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# the benny hill show theme song?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)
# * Checks File Name...
Oh I get it...

It's the famous "Rig thumb_b32 learner bee" song
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Do you come here often?




Yes, almost every time.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# HAHA
more of this
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Yargh and Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:39, archived)
# woo, however
the wasp could bee more bee-like?
(xendragon changing the bulb since, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Oops.
Carpenter bees are sort of this shape. I can't believe no-one's pointed the distinct lack of wings on said scribble. I should really get back to work...
(creatrix CX, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)
# L on a Rig Bee?
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)
# *groan*
By the Bee Ls?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)
# l on a rig ant?
Don't bees normally look like...Bees?
(synackle, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] The songs were better when
they were Stimo-McCartney numbers....



Maybe....
(I helped save b3ta! Deleted-User, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)
# needs more thomas the engine
or so it seams
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)
# R to the I to the S
and what's Roy Cropper doing there?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I thought it
was a 'before they were fat and lewd famous' Benny Hill
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Certainly seams that way ;¬)
TJ: Cue the endless paedo 'jokes': www.b3ta.com/questions/kids/
Also, is it just me who finds it sad that they long to be first at answering?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I find it sad
that they long to answer. Who are these fucknuts who can't wait to trot out some monstrous exaggeration of their past lives or worse still just plagiarise some tired old urban myth and proudly roll it out like it happened to their mate last week?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Heheh
I must admit it's how I got started on here but then I woke up and there was a cup of tea by my bed and my mum covered in Geoff-goo.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)
# haha.
Yeah, I think I heard about that at school.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)
# that's why I tend to keep myself to the safe lands of the /board
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Second!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
# The return of the one man bandwagon
Stimmo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I..
thank you.

I wish I still had my Stimo's Lonely Heart Club Band pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Deleted-User, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Get back....

to Lime Street!

(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

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