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# "Can ya tell what it is yet" ?
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 9 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# C R I K E Y !
pffttt...
Edit:
pull me wallabies knob bob,
pull me wallabies knob
just keep it out of your gob bob
and pull me wallabies knob
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# ARF It could also be:
wank me kangaroo's dick rick
wank me kangaroo's dick
go on and give it a lick rick
and wank me kangaroo's dick!

Who wants to write the parody of Two little boys?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Gary Jackson or Michael Glitter
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Two ladyboys
Had two great big toys,
Each was the size of a horse...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Gayly they played each summer's day
Takers both of course
One little chap then had a mishap
Lost his toy deep within his arse
Wept for his toy then cried with joy
As his young gaymate said:
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Oh how could i leave you crying
when there's room up your arse for two...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
#
Two little guys,
Undid eachothers flies.
Each member facing north.
Gayley they played,
In eachothers mouths they sprayed,
etc?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
#
I'm Jeg the Peg, tweeedle deedeeleee
Look between my legs tweeedle deedeeleee....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# A huuuuj postit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# nah
only 27Kb . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Sir Auntie Dave the Hat MBE PHD SPAZZA
You know what I mean!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Well it made sense in my tiny little mind!
But you don't all the time!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# tiny url?
I smell horseshit
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# As a penance I have just listened to this
four times
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I've never clicked on that one...
edit: I see.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 15:16, archived)
# That's a b3ta staple!
You can't diss the rev!

EDIT: Yeah but I bet you couldn't play it just once!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# about 1.5
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# not a chance . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Worth a try:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# New Ringtone
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# ROLF MAYO?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# is spegma in Amsterdam called
Hollandaise sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# wtf is a spemga?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Smegma
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Cock cheese
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Hood butter
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# errrrrm
mutant cum

(bleeee wants to lay your mum, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# O HAI
I LOVE YOU


Tehe, off to maths now dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# HAI
oh thanks
(bleeee wants to lay your mum, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:58, archived)
# ROFL!
ROLF!
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Fri 9 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# ha
(r3load, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:59, archived)
# the autograph
on the left is freaking me out somewhat as it's very like mine except that my surname isn't BX


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# *pubes*
(r3load, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:00, archived)
# bloody hell!
what's going on!? First SZ and now you!

*uses pube to clone rubbish army*

C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:01, archived)
# SZ?
(r3load, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Aye! Sir Zyk0tiK has returned after a long break
www.b3ta.com/board/8357012


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Yeah but my term of absense has been due to me being overly sexy
(r3load, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
# *blinks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# XXL, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Shut it Vanessa! C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# It's fairly obvious it's a caricature of rolf harris, with a spunky nob drawn on
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# haha
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Someone should've put Sister Bliss and her fucking Bontempi in the ground a long time ago...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Jon BonTempi?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# tee hee!




(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# sheesh!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *loves*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *suddenly thirsty*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:54, archived)
# *runs for pot*
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Good boy.
Know your place.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# arf
Très bien
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# EEK!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I remember that gravestone generator.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Haha
*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Is there anything they won't brand?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# pigs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *Rebuilds Embassy*
*burns again*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea why I felt the urge to animate this...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# is that posh coke hoover TPT?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Yes it is.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# she could hoover up my powders any day
or something
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *crevice tools*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# does it?
:D
(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# she's quite nice
but i'd like her to have bigger tit, from a selfish person preference.

i expect she reet dirty as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# so
which one, left or right?
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Scream if you wanna go faster
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I'm not sure I could do that
without animating the impending vom.
And then I would feel ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Urrrm
Well animated =]
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Is she on her way to Alderaan?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Nooo, they're defenceless
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# "They're taking the hobbits to Alderaan, Alderaan, Alderaan."
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# No, but the taxi can do the Correlian run in less than six parsecs
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Isn't
a parsec a measurement of distance?

edit: yes, yes it is... So he knows some kind of short cut?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
# The Kessel Run is apparently a series of manoeuvres
thus the trick is to complete all the manoeuvres in the shortest actual distance.

I suspect this is a case of the explanation being made up afterwards to cover the error though.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:54, archived)
# there is (apparently) a rather nasty collection of black holes in the middle of the kessel run
how close you can get to them without being squished is a measure of both skill and idiocy
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Haha I'd not heard that explanation before!!
*adds to anorak arsenal*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:16, archived)
# people who watch Star Wars
NEVER mention this.
I've tried, I get shouted down.
(see Blue Harvest also)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Blue Harvest?
What is it?

edit: Oh that family guy thing. Yeah I heard it sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Yes
It's a mistake Lucas reportedly admitted afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# glad you did.....
tis a thing of beauty - *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Too...muggy....sticky-office-heat-draining-all-my-energies.....
Need to think snowy-cold thoughts.

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Oh now that's just smashing.
Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# What... how.... I mean.....


Thats ver ver beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# That's great!
*pours warming mug of cocoa and gazes wistfully out of slightly frosted window*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Oooooh.... pretty....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# You mustn't let it get to 88°!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# or 1.21 gigafahrenheit
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# nicely done sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# thanks, I needed that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# That's beautiful.
Top notch, sir.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# very, very nice
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# that is fecking superb
well done
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 9 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# that's shitting gorgeous
I want to write my name.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Is it RPS already? ;)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
# That's amazing
*clicks HARD*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# very nice
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# WOO
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I know exactly what you mean!
Stupid heat.

Lovely picture!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 11 May 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I don't trust him...
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Simon didn't say!
Also, is the hand in that avatar flicking a Wotsit?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I imagine it's a bean
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I am shocked and appalled.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# you've got your finger on the pulse
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# It's
a T-shirt i designed of that Wingdings hand flicking a bean.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure...
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Going underground?
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Fri 9 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Wahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# pfftt...
And Josef gets what Josef wants
and he wants what his daughters got -
he's going underground, (going underground)
the walls are 3 feet thick they wont hear a sound
going underground, (going underground)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
# sweet barking cheese
that's appalling.



And I wish I'd thought of it...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 9 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Homophobic dancehall meets Scando-camp
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Shabba!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Whoa, we're half way there
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# *unlimbers killing hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Whoa! And the fucking hair!
woo.

*glees*

I have a brand spaking new A board. That's really going to piss off the council now that they're trying to bully us into getting rid of our old one:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# put a picture of the Fonz on it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# That will make right triumph over wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Shamelessly peas


As seen Here
Previously
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll apologise in advance...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# tooo...many...variables
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# quick, look for a spectral gap and try and find a central manifold
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# pffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Oh jesus christ...
pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] self explanitory... i think
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] em...
(elgriff gonna whittle you into kindlin', Fri 9 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# \o/ NILE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# More of the same...


biggar

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Oooooooooohhhh
high poly?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# a vast amount of parrots, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
#
*head explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# hahaha!
And woo to the picture, it's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# make us a brew luv!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# ooh is that raytraced?
but what does it DO?

Awesome power nonetheless. What did you use to make it?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# things.
and stuff, if you use the lever on the left.

Edit: Sorry, didn't read that properly: Bryce 6

Edit edit: and yes, it *is* raytraced.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# wow.
it makes chocolate biscuits out of breadcrumbs and butterbeans.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I ought to get back into Povray at some point.
It comes in fits and starts.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# As do we all.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I always find that with 3D (or anything graphical really) programs.
Usually involving uninstalling and reinstalling the programs multiple times when I go on and off them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I need to work out how to use Bryce one day.
I used to use Max a lot, but haven't touched it in years now.

edit: Not Bryce, Blender.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I think Max is better for actually modelling things, whereas Bryce is better for making nice shapes and getting decent and easily configurable renders.
Maya is a middle ground between the two.

I would recommend Zbrush if you want to make things which look complicated and nice though, especially if you are good at painting/drawing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Pfft,
I most certainly am not good at painting and drawing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# haha
I use a text editor.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Well now
I don't know what that is but it looks fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I've no clue either, so don't worry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# cor stap me vitals
did you say this was Bryce?

edit: yes, you did - I am thick
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# No you're not
and yes it is Bryce.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I used to have that somewhere
think it was a free previous version on a covermount - but I've lost it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Whatever you do, try to avoid using version 6.
It's as buggy as hell.

*grrrr*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# cor, I just got 5.5 as a free download
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Nice work, sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# That is absolutely bloody fucking superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# You are too kind, sir
but, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# *snuggles Joe*
You're lovely, you are.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Ha! Very nice
Have a random 3d thing back
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Oooh!
I like it!

That shape reminds me of my dad's face, though - which is not such a good thing.

/too much information blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I like this.
This is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# oooh most woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Wahey!

Very nice

Is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# No, just me messing around
I like the shapes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# This has potential
skeptobot.blogspot.com/2008/05/time-lapse-vid-of-dissolving-oyster.html
(shitworth, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# /links
possibly?

Edit: and since it's has already been posted - you get this:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# It was posted on there this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Lollery
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# no really
www.b3ta.com/links/Use_magic_to_ride_the_Underground
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# So does the FAQs
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Stop moving things around, Scientist!
D'you think it's the new 'Blend?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hahahah
The magic wand would be fabulous.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# oh piss off you stupid little nit
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *coughs*
makes his excuses and leaves.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 9 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# So that's where they came from...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# *Also Sprach Zarathustras*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Love the close up
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# this ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# A very expressive squirrel indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Rivers of blood
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# but but but
they don't have tits!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# they get them on the next level up.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# SQUIRREL has evolved!
Can now use SPORTS BRA!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Haha, nice :)
'ning all, sorry for my disappearing act yesterday if any of you was around last night, had to scarper off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Was it for a game?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Yes, actually :D
I was playing my PSP :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# :D
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# and now, live from ITV studios....

I'd watch it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# bleeeeeeeeeeeeee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Ha ha!
I wonder if they slapped their massive foreheeds when they were told they hadn't really won that 2005 comedy award.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Don't cross the streams...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Would anyone else vote like me?
(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# a friend of mine at university
had the (mis?) fortune to be named "John Smith".
His rented accommodation address was:
1, The High Street.

He never, ever, not once managed to get a single thing delivered there. Everyone just assumed he was taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Haha,
that's a bit unfortunate!
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Mystery Bob?
I'd vote for him
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Something new...

Click for the whole thing.

And while I'm at it:
- Something old...
- Something older...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Hahaha! Thud!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# That is a thing of beauty, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Hahaha
I like this :D

Afternoon all!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# arf
also woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Oh wee, amazing.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!! They just get better
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Yay!
THONK!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Brilliant :D
So fluid too
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:08, archived)
# My word that's nice! Poor guy
This badly drawn chap has better luck, but never learns, the thicko.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
#




(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# WOW
Yes, WOW
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Wahay!
look at 'em go!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Too good.
Stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
(The Insidious Dr Mayhem ...conquering all on Metaltech.me, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Good lord!
That's special.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Ok, I'm bored. So here is Geoff, the shortest Scotsman as suggested by Sir Dave and a squirrel with tits.



I declare a silly bored drawing thread
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:22, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Arf not seen them in a while!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# BRAW!
also, i'm off to watch my dad finish wallpapering my hallway.
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# oh yay, i don't have to finish the cat-catapult
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# yes you do
i'll be back about 3.30. i want to see flying cats!
*really leaves this time*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Ooo er...
Nice Babs Miss Squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Hurray!
Is this silly enough?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# haha
i thought you were lining up for a short scot pun...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 9 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# AYUM BLIND, I CANNAE SEE!
Incidentally how do you do that hover over text? Is there some html tag for it?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# <img src=http://www.blahblahblah.co.uk/crapanimation.gif title="witty and amusing comment">


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Excellent thanks!
Edit: Also, how do you write out html in the main messge without it disappearing?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# &lt; and &gt;
< and >

edit: it's a lowercase L- "lower than" and "greater than".
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
#
< like this? >

Nope not quite?
Edit: got it!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Hmm
doesn't look like it...


*does not understand*

EDIT: There ya go.


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# It's great fun.
You can even do it on plain text.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# NO WAI?
How?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
#
magic


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Cooooool!
OMG
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:55, archived)
# It used to be any tag,
but now I think it's just <a>.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Oh my god that's so cool O_O
TEACH ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# yes, it is
Did this work?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# hahah yep
Please show me the way of the hover-text-jedi :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# OMG NEW SKILLS
<a title="pop-up text">Normal text</a>
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Cool, thanks :)
YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# it gives
opportunities to be sly and play spy-like games.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Hahaha
I couldn't read that, it was flashing!

That some kinda ninja thing too?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
#
Indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# This is going to provide me with hours of amusement
I LOVE YOU PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Similar to what Mr. Hat said
<a title="I like them really">I hate custard creams</a>
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# O FANX DOOD
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# isn't it..
<img="www.pictureaddress" alt="text">
or similar?
I'm full of luch so I may be waaaaaay off.

ignore me
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# You're not way off,
alt is what's supposed to be displayed when an image can't load. Only IE uses alt in a popup box though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:50, archived)
# arr
it's been a while since I tried to write anything in HTML type stuff. Or any other markup system.

In fact, it was so long ago that I, in my youthful enthusiasm, referred to it AWLAYS as HoTMetaL instead of HTML.
*cringes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Haha! |m/
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *rocks out with pocket protector carefully in place*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:03, archived)
# *rifles through the archives*
erm... hippo with tits?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# That's just horrible!
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# eeesh.. hippo flange.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# SEXY TIMES
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha! b3ta has been missing this kind of stuff^

(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:57, archived)
# yay bored drawings!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 9 May 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Haha
Very good :D

I made this earlier for no apparent reason
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 9 May 2008, 14:05, archived)

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