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# I WOULD POST A PICTURE OF DOODLES IN LECTURES
BUT I AM SAD ABOUT NOT BEING ON THE COMMITE FOR THE SKI SOC :(

wheres pineapple he is an arse
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 4:13, archived)
# I'm happy about being naked
therefor I cancel you out!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 4:20, archived)
# This is good science!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 4:29, archived)
# Science is my left name.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 4:47, archived)
# I'm here, it's okay diddums.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 4:21, archived)
# being on a student society committee isn't a lot of fun, trust me
here, have my favourite picture that I have drewed for this place
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 4:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's brilliant :D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 4:23, archived)
# LOOK ABOVE YOU
*gasp*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 4:25, archived)
# DON'T GO IN THERE, DUDE.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 4:28, archived)
# YOU HAVE AN AXE
A PACKET OF CRISPS AND A SQUIRREL WITH TITS.

THERE IS AN OLD GINGER MAN IN THE CORNER TALKING ABOUT COCKS

AVAILABLE EXITS ARE SOUTH, EAST AND DENNIS*.

WHAT DO YOU DOOOOOO

*that's the last time I try to be subtle about my homestar runner references.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 4:31, archived)
# Barry is not an exit.
Exit is Dennis, moron.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 4:34, archived)
# HAPPY NOW
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 4:38, archived)
# Better.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 4:39, archived)
# ski soc?
no wonder i hate skiing. specialty clothing is stupid.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 5:20, archived)
# I don´t know
I just saw this boy in a bus the other day.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Was he all cartoony like that, too!?
Because there's a kid in my school who looks like a cartoon.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:54, archived)
# He was.
That was what I found cute about him.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Well
that's cool, then.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 3:08, archived)
# And no one has seen him since then?
Or are there still some leftovers for the rest of us?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:56, archived)
# was it the special bus?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Normal bus
Special sit, though :^P

Edit: sit=seat.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 3:10, archived)
# was he green before you jacked off on him?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 5:25, archived)
# when a fly lands on your face
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
*^_^*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:11, archived)
# i am glad you are here to pander in the absence of mofaha :)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Hahahah.
Of course. ^_-
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 3:31, archived)
# :3
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Wouldn't that be a pain in the assteroids?
:D

what a gleeful picturement :D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# has anyone posted this yet?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# yes, it has been on /links
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I feel disgustingly happy now.
Woo, and damn you.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
# > - - -
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:22, archived)
# you're killing all my off screen asteroids
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Having decoded the plans to your layout previously...
...it was/is too easy. [/;-)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:39, archived)
# BLAM.

_ ,--
\ / '
/ | /
' . . \_/
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/ .
| .
/
` /\

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:29, archived)
# \o/
*presses hyperspace*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:31, archived)
# *lands directly in middle of asteroid*
well, that's fucked up :D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:32, archived)
# HIS ASSteriod!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:40, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:46, archived)
# aww
lovely
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:27, archived)
# this I like alot 0 but I IS SAD NOW :(
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 4:07, archived)
# TOUCH HIS BULBOUS RED KNOB, HUMAN.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Just a doodle, from a download card

that I got at Bamboozle
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:56, archived)
# the one on the left has lumpy head!
lumpy head! nyaa nyaa lumpy head!

I shouldn't laugh, it's a serious condition

haha, lumpy head! :D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
I didn't even notice. Hahahahahah.

I think that's where my cat headbutted my arm.

Also my mum is giving me strange looks, as I'm in my room, singing 'lalalalalumpyheaaaadlalalaaaa' over and over now. XD
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:59, archived)
# hahaha
the internet (and people on it) is making you mental :D

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# I dun think it's the internet that's doing it.
;]
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:08, archived)
# oh noes, if it's not the internet it's either food additives or alien lizard people's mind control rays
:D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Hahahahah.
I'll take with alien lizard people for 5,000, please.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:11, archived)
# The insect overlords laugh at the concept of lizard people
:D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# I for one, welcome our...etc, etc.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# yes, me too
/read too many conspiracy sites on the net and now has a mind of processed meat
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Is this another band i don't know :(
its a nice drawing but i don't recognise them.

they remind me a little of www.plif.com though
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I hadn't heard of them before Bamboozle.
They're good.




I just saw on the back of the card, it says to show it at future shows, to recieve free merch, and meet and greets, and cool stuffs. *saves card*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
# not bad.
what sort of musics are we talking here? the good end of your music taste or the bad :)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Ah...
what most would consider the bad, I think. *sheepish grin*
Kind of emo rock.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# yep that sounds like the bad end :)
i wonder.... i'm not sure what you'll think of this but my mates back home have an emo-ish band www.myspace.com/ashestoangels have a listen. i can't stand it personally but you might find some worth in it :) they want to be like an english AFI
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Ooooh.
I likes 'em, I do.
Oh, his voiceee. *sigh*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# he's irish :)
if you'd like i can upload and gaz you their early stuff that not on myspace
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I love it.
It's all...accent-y and lovely. ^_^
Please, do! I will give you hugs.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# do you use itunes?
i've only got them as m4as?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Yeah, I use iTunes.
:]
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# sweet i'll upload them now then
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Yaaaay!
Thank you! ^_^
*hugses*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:17, archived)
# send them a message on myspace to say sellick put you onto them if you could :)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I totally would
but I don't have a mySpace. :[
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:40, archived)
# YOU don't have a myspace o_O
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 3:03, archived)
# No, I know.
Weird, right!?
I tend not to like all those network-y sites. Because the people in my school all have accounts, and I don't like them. So I spend as little time with them as possible.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 3:09, archived)
# I dont like it.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Sorry.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:07, archived)
# J Deacon in the middle
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Kay...?

EDIT: Damn, you're right.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:07, archived)
# :^|
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
Made me grin, and giggle like a loon.
EDIT: I like the one to the...*thinks*...right? Yeah! Right of ClanSoul.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:08, archived)
# he's clearly the only one who's happy with the situation
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Middle = ClanSoul.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# *giggle**snort*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:10, archived)
# IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE :3
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# YES. :]
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
# haha i thought that when i did it
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Bagsy being 2nd from the left.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:13, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# I'm still laughing at this :D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:22, archived)
# you've made clansoul into an anime bad guy!
he'll use his special powers and shit like a ninja and shit
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Hahahahahah
ahahahah
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:41, archived)
# pffffft!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:12, archived)
# left is jeru
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:20, archived)
# haha yes!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 3:13, archived)
# now they are all lumpy faces!
"LUMPY FACES LUMPY FACES"
"STANDING IN A LINE"
"LUMPY FACES LUMPY FACES"
"DRAWING A SPLINE"
"AND OTHER BICUBIC PATCHES"
"LUMPY FACES"
-Sung by President Roosevelt on his 1933 inauguration
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:30, archived)
# the melodious meanderings of 5 leftover hippies who will choke on their own wool.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 5:29, archived)
# The Longest journey is awesome but very weird. i recommend it
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Tehehe
*does a love*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:38, archived)
# 'ow bist?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:39, archived)
# I'm gonna assume that meant something along the lines of 'how are you?'
So, I am somewhere between broken and lost.
It's fun here.

Yourself?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:41, archived)
# its west country for "how do?"
i'm pretty drunk and spending my evening playing one of the best games ever. whats the broken abd lost business about?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Which game would that be?
Oh, mostly because of the impending doom of exams and my unavoidable disdain for revision.

*is failing at double maths, lots*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:45, archived)
# ouch...
i should be revising for my exams too so we shall shhh on exams T_T

its the longest journey, if you like clever thinky interactive stories rather than "LOL I JUST SHOT A CAMPER! LOLOLOLOL" games i recommend it
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Point and click adventure games make me want to eat gravel sandwiches.
"YOU HAD TO COMBINE THE MATCH WITH A DOG? WHAT THE FUCK?"

Although there was a brilliant one on the Amiga which was Italian and I can't remember the name of.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:50, archived)
# this one has only had one odd one like that so far
you have to combine a rope, a clamp and a rubber duck to get a key. the rest of it is mostly talking and puzzle solving
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:58, archived)
# A match and a dog?
Hahahahahah
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Might have to look it up or somethin'
As thinky games are often pretty good.


Just out of curiosity, are there any games where you do actually shoot campers??
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:50, archived)
# counter-strike?
though the last time played them the '90's weren't long over.

i can probably fix you up a link to download it. after your exams of course
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Hehe thanks for the offer and thanks for helping me be sensible-ish.
However, I am off to bed for tonight :)

Bye bye x
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:59, archived)
# night
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Cavaran Park Massacre 3 was a classic of the FPS genre
:D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:38, archived)
# I like the name Abnaxas.


Also, hello thar.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:38, archived)
# HAI THEY'RE!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:39, archived)
# HOW R U? LOL!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# ACES! I AM HAVING A LOVELY EVENING!
I AM ENJOYING A QUIET NIGHT IN WITH RED WINE AND RETRO POINT AND CLICK MASTER PIECES! I AM ALSO SHOUTING! WHICH I SHALL NOW stop.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:45, archived)
# THAT SOUNDS LOVELY!
Oh, right. Stopping now. :D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:46, archived)
# :)
hows the day?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:47, archived)
# 'Tis lovley.
It's actually a bit cold and rainy here. I love it. ^_^

I went out for a meal with me mum tonight. We never do that, it was nice.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:57, archived)
# what kind of foods did ye nosh?
i made epic, truly fucking epic, BLTs today. the kind of BLT that norse battle odes would be written about.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
# We got Mexican.
This little place in Princeton, that does the best salsa EVER.

Epic BLT? Shweet. (minus the B ;])
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:03, archived)
# bloody hippie fucking veggies. evolution thinks you're sissies :)
i had the best mexican ever actually over summer, i was visting friends in Austin and they took me to this restuarant where none of the waiters spoke english and the food was so good i would literally sell one of my housemates into slavery to eat there again.


i don't like him much but human trafficking is still quite a big step for food
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Oooh.
Yeah, Texas, right near Mexico. But if you come this way ever, you should totally go there. The food is very very yum. ^_^
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:09, archived)
# well there's a chance i may be in NY for a few days at the end of summer
but who knows. hopefully i might be able to go back to texas as well this year *hopes*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:16, archived)
# What is this absurdity?
And why do I like it?
I demand answers.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:42, archived)
# this is manthing meeting abnaxas from the 'puter game The longest journey is ace
you like it because you love a good nonsense. any more questions?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:44, archived)
# No no, that's all for now.
I'll be back though.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:46, archived)
# i'll be waiting
i'm always waiting
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I DONT MEAN TO ALARM YOU
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE SOME KIND OF DOUBLE ELEPHANT MAN SITUATION HERE
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Oh shits!
call for Quatermain!

or fetch a net
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:48, archived)
# god I'm craving peas
with tomato sauce

I like this picture
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:57, archived)
# this weekend i'm making pea ice lollies.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# that's beautiful, man
:D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:04, archived)
# i figure it'll work like so...
make pea and mint soup. wait for it to cool, put in ice lolly moulds and freeze. i just like peas more than fruit. though saying that the watermelon ice lollies i made yesterday were the sex.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I suspect you could sell pea iced lollies to japanese people
but I don't think it would quite work here
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:15, archived)
# they'll buy anything though
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:19, archived)
# yeah! the bunch of hippies!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:31, archived)
# SNAXE EGG.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 5:35, archived)
# I made this as small as I could


The bigger 'work in progress' looks quite good. (so far).
Before you ask, i don't know how to link biggar, and nearly bed tiem anyway. Oh, and this took over 12 hours so be gentle.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:47, archived)
# it's rather good
if you upload the big version to b3tards, we'll find it
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I'll wait
until I'm happy with it.


So 2010 then.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
# LIVE stick figures?
:D

it's nice
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# "Live hot XZ action"
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Yes, I am alive
please continue the worshipping
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Hails
Stickmen just made me £5000 richer!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I'll rephrase that.
I'm not more rich. i'm now slightly less poor.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Fuck me that is very very good indeed.
I'd love to see the big one.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# It's not finished yet
but will be in my next vid.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# <a href="http://www.b3tards.com/whatever_it_is">STUFF (words or the image itself) GOES HERE</a>
I think that would make a click for bigger anyway...


:)

(I'm still quite new to html, sorry if I'm wrong)


And, cool picture ^_^
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
# The click for big code is in the FAQ page somewhere and I constantly have to look it up everytime I want to post something.
Kudos for actually remembering it though.

Actually, no Kudos because I just remembered I hate that word. Pluses...or something.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I have recently learnt a bunch of stuffs.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
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#
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#
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#
STEALTH NINJAS WITH WHIPS FOR LEGS AND FACIAL HAIR FOR ANUSES
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
#
LOL DUDE, THAT'S NOT THE GAME :)


Also, have a belated hello.
How are you?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:22, archived)
# A combination of angry, depressed and blissfully indifferent. It's all go in my life.
How is Face?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Face is big muddled pile of codswallop at the moment :)
So we're clearly both succeeding at life...

How have you spent your day?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Woke up, ate something, got angry at stupid teeth and cunty dentist,
tried to calm down whilst still remaining angry at my injusticesesses, tried to work on book, four hours later after doing sod all actually started work on book, ten minutes later had dinner.
Spent two hours trying to sit down and work on book, eventually sat down and worked on book, finished chapter, convinced myself I would start next one and keep working, came on b3ta instead.

A full and exciting day in the life of Jeru.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Oooooh
What's the book about/going to be about?

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:34, archived)
# It's basically The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
but really badly written.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Oh well, umm, that sounds enthralling...
o_O


???
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Well it's an Englishman in a spaceship full of aliens, so you can see the comparison. Although the little plot there is is obscured by the thousands of puns I spend my entire day writing.
It's actually the second draft, but the entire thing is getting overhauled and completely rewritten from start to finish.
Mainly because it was originally written in two weeks and was subsequently boring and unfunny.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Ah, nice :)
So do you plan to like, properly get it published and have a career as a successful/failed writer?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I do, I hope to be a professional failed writer some day.
Well, you can dream can't you?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I'll buy one!
*grins*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:52, archived)
# NEEDS MORE HOVER TEXT!!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I do love this. In the mouth.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# thats nice
reminds me of the movie 'a scanner darkly'
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:56, archived)
# ^this.
I love that film. Even if it lacks sense.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# ^this
:)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
# read the book
it does make a teensy bit more sense. but is the trippiest book i've ever read (even beats out fear and loathing)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
# I didn't realise there was a book.
But i'm guessing it would make more sense, as films tend to miss HUGE bits, or change the story to get rid of parts and add parts and shit.
I'm going to sleep anyway. Bye.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Phillip K. Dick innit :)
Not read it, but we have it somewhere around and I probably will!


OH DEAR GOD, A KITTEN NEARLY JUST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK. NOW SHE'S LOOKING AT ME WITH INTENT...

Still fucking cute though ^_^
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
# You are a strange person.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# And you're ordinary?
:)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
# That's a good point.
Maybe we should have sex.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
# To create extremely weird offspring?
o_O

You are so sex-obsessed!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:24, archived)
# B3ta just is in general, plus it's mainly to compensate for my bizaare and sexually dry personality.
Actually the sex offer was more a sat ire on modern life.
"Wow, we like the same band, we should be friends have sex."
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Not to compensate for a weeny penis then?
I know what you mean though, and nerds especially are damn kinky.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I think it's the huge amounts of time alone and access to massive amounts of internet porn.
I'm a massive contradiction though, I'm silmutaneously open to kinkiness and really don't give a shit about sex or sexuality at all.

Huzaah for duality.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I'm actually a quite like that too
but I'm sort of guessing I just haven't been given 'my time to shine' yet.

LOLSEXDEPRIVEDINTERNETNERDS'R'US =]
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Well I think I'm old enough to realise that if a fat 50 year old racist taxi driver can find a barely sapient woman to put his foul seed into,
then I doubt I would have much practical trouble, regardless of whether women are offering themselves on a plate to me.

If I'd bothered with girls and such earlier on when I was still at school no doubt things would have been entirely different, but things for me are more needlessly and pointlessly complicated now so I just stick with being a hermit.

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I appear to be following the hermit route too :\
*attempts to place blame on b3ta*




*realises this is stupid and must instead place blame on chemicals functioning incorrectly in her brain*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:49, archived)
# I'm not even the joke hermit though, I'm the actual doesn't leave the house and has abandoned/been abandoned by all friends and social contacts.
It's like the classical standpoint of a hermit philosopher ground up with the mind of an adolescent gamer. Worst mixture ever, unless you want to evaluate the intellectual and practical value of games.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:52, archived)
# This sounds like where I may well be soon
17
Never had a proper relationship
Is far too frightened to try
Mega insecure
Uses sexuality as a defence mechanism
Friends will probably tire of me.


*should be talking like this on Oprah, not b3ta!*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:55, archived)
# The only thing I'd suggest is to find a, or multiple, friends who do actually care about each other's mental state personality etc.
Not just social status and the accepted ways of having fun.

That said I don't think there's anything bad or wrong with how I've ended up, I've got a much better understanding and empathy for other human beings, despite inherently despising them for their cruelty and hypocrisy.
Pity it makes you feel constantly on edge and conflicted though.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Mmm, something like that...
Anywho, as much as I'd love to stay and talk life, I must be off.

(like I said down there VVV somewhere)


Goodnight x
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:02, archived)
# I really need to go to bed...
Gotta get up at 9 to go to the gym in an attempt to cure self of bad habits and whatnot!

Night night oddball :) x
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:00, archived)
# xckd?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
# I prefer just saying fucked, I'm not prudish enough for euphemisms.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# hah
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Wutwutwut?
Good Morning Mr O'Bedlam :)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Well then
get out of the tent
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# i see what you mean
but i don't think this is quite rotoscoping (although i could be proven wrong when the video is finished)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Thats awesome :)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I reeeeaaaaalllllyyyy want to see it bigger.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:58, archived)
# well i can upload it to B3tards
But from then on i'm in your hands
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
# but it looks like a full size phone box
:D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
# when is it going to dematerialise?
ace pic, very woo :-)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Too small.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:34, archived)
# so is that a filter, or a vector, or a drawing?
what is it?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I vote vector :)
(It's probably obvious, I just lack the skills)

(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:40, archived)
# that's very good, miss.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 5:37, archived)
# A little light relief


Sorry. Really I am.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:45, archived)
# *does an arf.*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:47, archived)
# "Cor, look at the osrams on that light cluster"
:D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
# So THAT'S why we need to replace light bulbs.
Heheh
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 3:33, archived)
# great source pic.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 5:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Musical Youth + Jane's Addiction



YOUTH ADDICTION
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Been caught pass...in
the dutch...eee
I enjoy cookin'
I changed th'riginal lyrics.
Well it's just a
simple pan
Not a bong as it
fuckin' used to be-ee

etc
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# *fails to understand*
:)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# what good are children if we can't fuck and/or eat them?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 5:44, archived)
# Quick, nasty and and only a few months late for compo
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# smoothly done
ace expressions
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# !
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Neither of them are enjoying that. It must be a mission from Admiral Wotchboisfuk
at Starfleet Command.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# That made me sad
:(
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# how about this?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
this is EXCELLENT. why have i not seen this before?

i love the magic of editing
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Can't believe I have just realised this now
but Shatner wasn't actually THAT BAD in his day.


O_O
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# no, indeed he wasn't
actually, as a Shakespearean actor, I'm surprised Patrick Stewart isn't lampooned as much as Shatner

granted, Stewart WAS a far better actor, but still...
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Patrick Stewart hasn't let himself go and resorted to doing cereal adverts in an animal print dressing gown...
I would say that might be why he hasn't been lampooned as much :)


AND because he's cool ^_^
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:48, archived)
# indeed
he is very, very cool
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
# He does advertise the university of huddersfield or something though
:D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
# he was just well kept-in
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# =D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# PLEASURE ME, LEONARD.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 5:40, archived)
# oops
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# ha ha ha
fantastic : )
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
We've all been there.

Edit: Accidently eating dogs, I mean.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# genuine, as i believe the kidz say, lol
edit: quickest fp ever too
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# hahahah! what?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Genesis in 3 frames
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:41, archived)
# pfft
wrong
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Oh win!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# grats on the fp
supoib!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# thank you
my life is now complete
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I thought that with my first FP
then the greed set in, and one wasn't enough. Last I checked, I was trying for 4 on the front page at the same time. Three at once just seemed uneven...
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Bwahaha!
That's ruddy fantastic! :D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Yippee!
She's all teh hunny
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:38, archived)
# That,
is fantastic. Nicely!



*edit* And I totally agree with the instant FP this totally deserves it well done matey! :D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# hahahahaha!
incredibly well done, woo yay

edit: and a very deserved instant-fp
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
brilliant!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:11, archived)
# that
is fucking ace
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I haven't logged in for ages
but I logged in for this.

Kwol E.T.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Walt would be proud.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
excellent, and beautifully done!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:44, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
quality, pure quality
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Great!
Simply woosome!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Houpla!
I always wanted to see that happening.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:21, archived)
# superb
brilliant
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 2:26, archived)
# *dog eat dog joke*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 5:23, archived)
# I saw it coming
but it is so brilliantly done it still made me laugh :D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# fantastic
:D
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# laugh out loud out the window!
so funny!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# That...
that thing that you made, right there, that needed to be done.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# superb, and indeed wonderful :)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# WOO
With extra YAY for the blink at the end.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Lol the dog ated more than it supposed x)
*clicks*
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# WUNDERBAR
well done, superb idea and execution.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# If you did make this, this is fantastic
Only reason I say that is because I've just been forwarded this on Facebook :p

Real quality gif though regardless :D
(, Sun 11 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# 101 Ways To Wok Your Dog
Must be a Korean Terrier!
(, Sun 11 May 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Hitler didn't make him do it!
It was Lemmy!

*Sorry for TOAP*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# KIDS SHOULD BE SPAYED!
KIDS SHOULD BE SPAYED!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# KIDS SHOULD BE SPLAYED
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Human League plus Aphex Twin =


I thank U...

Previously
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# if he had oakey's hair
he'd be a good deal scarier
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Ok then....
;)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# WiLdowlicker
WiLdowlicker
WiLdowlicker
WiLdowlicker
WiLdowlicker
WiLdowlicker
WilDowlicker
WiLdowlicker
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Hehehe!
Silly...
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# don't you want to lick my window, baby?
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 5:20, archived)
# I doodled a pretty boy for you

His name is William Beckett. I will do a better version later, when I can be bothered.
How are you all?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# What an ugly woman
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Is a man!
original

Is a lovely, friendly, good-smelling man.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Look, just because you believe she's male doesn't make it true.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# He iss!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# More like
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Beckett_(fucking_nancy_boy/girl)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Shhhhh.
YOU'RE a fucking nancy boy/girl.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I never said I wasn't
I'm proud of it.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# But he IS a guy.
I swear. A bit girly, but a guy.


Also, with short hair now. Which looks adorable. ^_^
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Yes thats why he has MR in front of his pineapples :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Hahahah
Sorry. :]
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Where is your proof?
Wikipedia?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# AND the fact that I met him.
I can tell a guy from a girl, even ones in drag. I have crossdressing/drag queen friends.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Did you see his cock?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# No...
but...he IS a guy. He isssss.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Of course he is...now he's had the operation.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Hush, you.
Why does no one believe meee? *squirms in frusturation* x[
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Because he looks like a fucking bitch? :D
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# I still would though.
Cover him in oil and make him writhe.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# A slippery nancyboy is better than nothing.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# You're so mean!
I think you're just jealous.


I'm going out to dinner. Bye for now, B3ta. *hugs all around* EXCEPT PENISAPPLE BEACAUSE HE'S A FUCKING PENIS.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:59, archived)
# A penis with a fucking huge cunt.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Byeeeeeee!
*hugs*
And I'm going to bed.
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# You can see the seams where they've photoshopped her head on that guys body
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Why does 'he' have a thong tanline then?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# He doesn't!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# "never confused!"
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Smelly and hairy.
yourself?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Small and hungry.
:]
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I have a new monitor and a headache
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# adjust frequency to anything above 75hz
is it hz and not mhz? ahh i can't be bothered to check - but adjust it abit so your brain don't hurt :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Nah it's not the monitor.
It's the "playing football after spending 3 hours in the physics lab after drinking a lot the night before and not eating anything" headache.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# i did read that as 3 hours of eating a football
i'm off to bed, i have a shoe on my head
Goodnight
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Night SkUGles.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Oh, I'm sorry.
:[
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# drujnbk
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# You need to stop calling her William
She will get upset if she ever sees that.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Hush, you.
HE is a boy. HE is named William.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# HE has a vagina.
Apparently a fucking huge one, too.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Oh, you'd know.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# My cunt is huge.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
#
>.<
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# *stuffs huge cunt*
Mmmm parsley.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# It looks like
he has just hit puberty.

And needs to wear underpants.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Well...he is quite young.
But I wouldn't know about his underpants.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# That's her minge.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# The Adventures of William Beckett
And Her Unfeasibly Large MInge.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# RLOL
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# the face, mic and tits are shite
the rest is really nice. especially the rolls of fabric at his elbow.

i am drunk and about to get stoned.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Er...
thanks. 'Tis only a doodle. :]
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# want to see what us fashionable folk are wearing to gigs nowadays?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# OMG R U GOIN 2 C THE SHOGUN ASSASINZ TMOZ 2?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# no
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# that's... erm... kento or something, right?
/googles... ah kendo. yes that's it. cool sport.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# it's both fun and fun
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# *does kendo mask thing with fingers*
"Aaahhh, I see you have returned apprentice. Now let us see whether you shall be as easy to defeat as your father....WITH STICKS!"
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# *scores Men point*
*wanders away happily*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I never understood Kendo, the moves look almost as contrived as Fencing.
"Why can't I just walk round and.."
"NO! YOU MUST FIGHT IN STRAIGHT LINE! AND ALSO MAKE STRANGE DIPPING MOVEMENT WITH SWORD!"
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# OMG!
Hardcore awesome!! Also, shoeless? That's brave. ^_-
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# shoeless is the way you fight, it's all about controlled slipping and sliding movements
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Aaah.
I don't know shit about kendo. Except I know someone who does it. I think. Or...maybe that's taekwon do? Hahah.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# YOUS GUYS WANNA PLAY STICKBAWL?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# RECESS/SIMPSONS FTWS
Evening gay :)
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Ah... Kendo Nagasaki
the best of all the casually racist wrestling names.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# a classic!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Awesome :D
I am good, thankyou dear.
I am also tired and going to bed now.
Goodnight!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# he appears
to be naked under that shirt!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# He is!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 1:34, archived)
# not entirely finished but I don't want to clutter it
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Oooo, what are these done with?
Because some of the previous ones have seemed quite pointilismey (pointistic?) but other ones have fairly bold lines.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# dip ink pens
each dot by hand
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# it is super
though i keep thinking she's playing some kind of computer game there
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# i've not been here to wooyay any of these
so please accept a late wooyay for this series :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# excellent I've been enjoying catching up with these on the 'friends' application
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# very nice
indeed
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Behold, for I have created GOD!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:35, archived)
# needs more
leo sayer
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:37, archived)
# *SLAP*
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I took this photo with my own fair hand
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Awesome!
Sidewalk to the danger zone!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# YES YES YES YES YES!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# i have made love to this picture
a click is implied
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I thank you for your clicky cum
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:35, archived)
# ARGH MOONMINS ARE FUCKING SCARY!

ello b3ta, goodnight b3ta
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# This made me lol more than it should
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Village People + Mott the hoople


VILLAGE MOTT
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:26, archived)
# TOO MANY HATS
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
#
how did you do that?
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Damn thing still won't shut up.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
I think I like this one better.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Kudos.
;)
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:31, archived)
# /love it
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Did that just move?
omg - lol that makes so much more sense now it moves! Yay - pfft stupid internets :(
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Hah hah
It's all in the timing.

Not as annoying as a dawn chorus of magpies. Bastards
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:34, archived)
# ARF!
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Ironman was good. Superman was not.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Perpetually falling penis.
I have never seen this film and have no intention of doing so.
Superman is a rubbish superhero, far too one dimentional and of his time.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:27, archived)
# HEY GUYS, LOOK AT MY CAPE, I'M SUPERMAN
WOAH GUYS, CHECK OUT MY GLASSES. NOPE, NOT SUPERMAN, THAT GUY HAS A CAPE.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:29, archived)
# HEY GUYS, LOOK AT MY HAMMER, I'M PETER SUTCLIFFE
WOAH GUYS, CHECK OUT MY EMPTY HAND. NOPE, NOT THE YORKSHIRE RIPPER, THAT GUY HAS A HAMMER.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Ah yeah, I forgot about Sutcliffe's superpowers.
They weren't widely reported.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Whenever I try to rectify his Wiki page they keep changing it back.
The world need to know the truth!
My girlfriend once told me I looke a bit like him.
hahahahaha
Maybe it was the glint in my eye just before I hit her with a hammer then stabbed and raped her.
Too far
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# You should read the Red Son and True Brit comics.
I don't even read comics, and these are in fact the only ones I have done, but the former involves an evil communist superman who becomes a godlike ruler and has a mental freedom fighter batman in it. The latter is a weird English Superman which was written by John Cleese.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I've seen the Russian one in Forbidden Planet
might see if I can get it from the library.
On another note though, I'm not much into comics but I did get very much into a series called Transmetropolitan, great comic with a twisted sense of humor.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# i may look for the latter
(, Sat 10 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# FIRE THE COCK CANNON!
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Walls come tumbling down bitch!

quick and shite.
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:20, archived)
# that was what weller said about him later
(, Fri 9 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

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