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(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# What's with all the fast 'n bulbous people with you lately?

Not that I mind though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I'm supposed to be using one in a comic-y film/photos-story thing
that's not going very fast but i enjoy drawing them and am hoping that by drawing them i'll get better at drawing people shapes and eventually recognisable faces.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# cor
sounds like a cool project type thingy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 May 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Squidman is an wankers!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# lol cthulu is totally geekmo gimpcunt
nice pic though.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# yay!
tentacled goodness :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Squid man
squid man
waving signs like no man can
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
# YUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
# This is good because I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# shading shading
shading with dots
shading with dots
is what we've gots
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# *spore release*

Me has an hour of drawing time now and a Plan, just need to find my camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Yaaaaay!!!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Hehe! He's got a smashing shirt on :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# 100% pure scribble!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Outstanding!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I fucking love you.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Have you had any ideas about that Longcat thing?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Gah!
I'd forgotten!
Shite!
*powers up the biro*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# *imagines it makes lightsabre powering up sound like in Look Around You*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Amazin
Very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I clicked because I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# oooh nice
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] I am so shit at Photoshop I am not going to try......
But Wang Cheung + Jonahan King

Use your imagination people.....
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Imagenashon?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# But
Wasn't that Belouis Somme?
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:37, archived)
# er
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# pffftahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# what are we
your imagination bitches?

(who the fuck is wang cheung? my imagination says that he looks like fu manchu.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I think it's time that /talk had a weekly challenge of its own

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# It's only fair.
Keep 'em over there.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I sent a gaz to Jonathan King yesterday
and he replied. Nice chap.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# did you tear him a new one?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# You Donk!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# what about
Fuck cunt + cunt off cunt?

Use your imagination cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Oh thanks for that
really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
[challenge entry] badly drawn boy + the beatles


simple. yet effective
(PaulGadd -, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# But that's a well drawn Beetle, just badly compressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# yeah but not a well drawn beatle.
which is an entirely different thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# OH PHEW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# BADLY COMPRESSED BOY.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:29, archived)
# my creation
dont be annoyed its my first time i popped my b3ta cherry
(PaulGadd -, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Nonliteral
The White Stripes
+ Sir Mix-A-Lot
      Pink

(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sat 10 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# haha, that's very good!
witty and well animated. Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Pink has alreay been mixed, but I now want to eat Campinos...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I am pleased to have annoyed.
*grins foolishly
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Don't breathe this!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# MC Hammer's less well-known song
about air pollution
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# camPENIS more like.
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# The red colouring
is cock-chineal.

I'm here all week, try the veal.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# veal? More like TUMOUR.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Yay for pink
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# PINK!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mLZRxRkMdDY
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Very well done
hahahah.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# It's like rai-iii-ain...
(NoSoup4U, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:15, archived)
# I saw Iron Man twice.
It's good.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I saw it today for the first time
and it was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Make your mind up, was it good or ace?
I MUST KNOW!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# OI WE'RE NOT THE SAME PERSON
FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I think you are.
It would explain many things.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Don't be stupid, I'm too ugly to be sexy hexy.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Just put a bag on your head and you'll do.
*takes trousers off*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# *cuts hole in bag*
I charge £50 per 30 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Sounds like a fun sport.
What are the odds on the £50 note?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# shush now. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Me too!
"I've made some upgrades of my own, Tony!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 10 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# How did you solve the icing problem?
Icing problem?
Might wanna look into it. *bonk*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Did you stay till after the credits?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 10 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I DID!!!
IT WAS SO AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# None of those things are ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Define irony.
Go on. I dare you.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# According to Alanis it's :
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

I don't trust Alanis for a bit though!
(NoSoup4U, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Argh - pissage!
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V
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# It's like rain on your funeral day.
When you died in a flood.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Alanis Morissette singing a whole song about it
yet not using a single instance of irony within that song...?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 May 2008, 21:19, archived)
#
Buffalo.
(halfcut, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:22, archived)
# No they don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I'll have a go:
Ironic: inability to define irony
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# It's when a party A is about to inadvertently cause a disaster,
which is obvious to a second party, B, who is powerless to prevent it. The consequences of the disaster may befall on either party A or B, or a third party C.
In "Dramatic Irony", party B is the audience.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Now sing it in Alanis Morisette's voice!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# shan't.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# It's like bronzy or goldy
but it's made of Iron
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 10 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# irrrny
Look, sorry to be a cock about this, but:

If it rains on your wedding day, that's not ironic.

If it rains on your wedding day, and you say "turned out nice again" - THAT's irony.

The former is just unfortunate.

There's also dramatic irony, which is when the words a character says mean something different to the reader than they do for the character.
Finally there's postmodern irony, which means your interlocutor would like an electric harpoon inserted into their rectum as soon as you can conveniently manage.
(Pfrawwwg KNAVE!, Sun 11 May 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Q. Why am I looking etc.
A. They're not my cats.
(halfcut, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# CATS. HURRAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# OH MY GOD
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# YOU CALLED?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# ^_^
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Pretty OK, taaaa, and yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I'm a little stressed/nervous but still quite neat :)
Nice day?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:14, archived)
# NEAT.NEATO.GNARLY.
:):):):):):):)
I did nothing today :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Was it a good kinda nothing?
Don't tease me for my nineties lingo *pokes out tongue*


It's more than a feeeeling...
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# It's a sexual inkling?
Sexual....inkling.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# IT IS? OH SHI-
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Gosh
mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# ER ER ERRRRrrrrrrrrr.
*jumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# *gets big net and catches in mid-air*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Trapped! Don't take me to the dungeon again.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Was only gonna put you safely on the ground and give you a hug :'(
Do I look Austrian?!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# From certain angles, yes!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# *cannot decide if this is a good thing in any way*
:\
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Well it's only oblique angles.
Like when he is looking up at you through the grating of the cellar door.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Haha, sure it is, honey.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# *does a pleased wriggle*
I'm confused, but I don't care :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Erm.
:|
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# What is sexual healing anyway?
Is it when a paramedic feels you up when you are unconscious, because if it is I can say from experience it's not really worth writing a song about.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Sorry, who mentioned sexual healing exactly?
...
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Marvin Gaye wasn't it?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Yes.
*is a bit confused*


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:38, archived)
# *sees opportunity to strike*
*strikes*
*calls ambulance*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Bastard :)
*makes neenor noise in ambulance*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I'm convinced that the apocalypse will be signalled by death driving a flaming ambulance
whilst leaning out the door and taking off people's heads with his scythe.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Oh how lovely.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I'm fine, thanks for asking!
lol, being a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:15, archived)
# You made me cry, Hexy, and it was best orgasm I ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Still want to know why I'm looking at them
Woo to kitties!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
#
Because you're facing the screen?
(halfcut, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# That would explain it to some certain extent, yes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:11, archived)
# it's also the influence of the elephant that has latched onto your baby
cf. facebook, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Damn brainsucking cat-make-you-watching elephants
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:19, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Awwwwwww
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Mewl.
⁀‿‿⁀
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 10 May 2008, 21:06, archived)
# SIEDWAYSBRACKETSWHAT
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:14, archived)
# KATTINZ.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your etc?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:09, archived)
# those remind me of my kitten!
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1166266838375794159&q=ruby+kitten&ei=XQEmSNqfPIa4igLsz7nnCQ
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:12, archived)
# CATS! They are adorable.
CATS! They live in the planet Earth
CATS! There's something about them
CATS! That makes them adorable
CATS! CATS! so many cats!
CATS! CATS! oh god! Cats!

('Cats! Cats!' from the upcoming musical based on the works of scritti politti)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# PUSSYS!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Extreme pussy close-up
(halfcut, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Christ!
Look at the wet lips on that pussy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Hooray for teh kittehs!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I've been terraforming again.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
# If you tell me that was done in terragen
I will cry.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:10, archived)
# ha,
no.
I only put the Jupiter and Ganymede in the sky. I can't take credit for the Irish countryside.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:11, archived)
# JOOPITA
GANEEMEED

ace :D

*goes to fiddle with terragen*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I can't hear "Ganymede" without singing the Cowboy Bebop theme in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 10 May 2008, 20:26, archived)
# 3.. 2.. 1..
LET'S JAM.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 10 May 2008, 20:28, archived)
# *raspberries*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:48, archived)
# *MARMALADES*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# HELLO!
y'all good?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:55, archived)
# DAWK
WAWK
TAWK
JOWSEY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:01, archived)
# the terragen mists?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Jenny?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Is this a trick question?
Jenny who?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:11, archived)
# thought
you'd just seen Doctor Who too, as that was all* about terraforming



a bit
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# I've always been all about terraforming.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:14, archived)
# i used to have a terrapin
if that counts.

very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Ooh, they are yay =]
How big?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Yay! Moon hay!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sat 10 May 2008, 20:27, archived)
# can anybody think of something funs to draw ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
# clogs!
something wearing clogs or clogs wearing something :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# cor
thats ace!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
# yay!
very peaceful :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Hello there!
Got any spores on the way?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Hello! Yes! Soonish!
I'm just getting the monkeys to sleep and then me gets doodling time :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:05, archived)
# THIS IS GOOD AND I LIKE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:56, archived)
# That is very snazzy
Have a woo.

WOO!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Chocolate, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# The Austrian tourism boards new PR job
(Mohogon, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Australian?
(sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS?
(I helped save b3ta! vigilante_18 WHO SENT ALL THESE BABIES TO FIGHT?!?!, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:19, archived)
# EAR CATARACTS?
oh god there's no stopping it now
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Preventative medical procedures?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Buh.

Guh.
Fuh.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 10 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# haha
these are woo
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Hope it's a cold projectile.
Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:56, archived)
# can i have a flake with mine
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:00, archived)
# This looks just dandy
as my desktop background:-)

*sigh* back to revision
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# haha awesome!
Splurge tanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Sweet!!
Desktop sized per-chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sat 10 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
# If you like :D
Resolution?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 10 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
# 1440*900
its a computer for laps...
ED: or 1280*768 will be fine =)
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sat 10 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Blarrr!
Bit of a quick jobber
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 10 May 2008, 20:18, archived)
# YESSS!!!
That's sweet!
It replaces My last jigsaw background
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sat 10 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# :D
RESPECT AT LAST! :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 10 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# YOU CAN HAVE MY RESPECT
I FOUND IT DOWN THE BACK OF THE SOFA
BEWARE: RESPECT MAY CAUSE ITCHING
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sat 10 May 2008, 20:26, archived)
# This is tremendous
and always will be.

GOOD JOB
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
# haha yay!
*stands in line of fire*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# It's the cold war
all over again!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 10 May 2008, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the comp
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:57, archived)
# taran tara!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:18, archived)
# all smudgy


Made in photoshop, using the paint brush to brush on the starting colors, and the smudge tool to do the rest with some blur toss in, and finally highlighted with spraycan and smudged.

Time lapse...


(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 10 May 2008, 19:30, archived)
# That's lovely.
I especially like the explanatory animation.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:31, archived)
# pretty pretty!
TJ: Now, that Who was clever :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# looking at it is nackering my eyes :<
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# and only because i don't want to threadwaste


I always thought Mr. Humphries was the strange one. been done, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 10 May 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Is that Adrian Edmondson on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Nicholas Smith
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 10 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# nah
i know my bottom

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
# HAHA
definitely keeping that one for my routine
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# teh funnies
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# bonus condiments.
they'd be going in my handbag.
Except the salt. I don't like salt.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:19, archived)
# You are a slug.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I'll have the salt
Put it in Bovil and eat it with salty cheese. Yum nyom nyom nyom
(Super Jet Shoes, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:21, archived)
# salty bovril with cheese?
ugh.

What's salty cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:22, archived)
# isn't bovril salty enough for you already?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I drew a great big cock in the condensation on
a freezer door in Tescos the other day and some woman caught me and said, "Do you think that's big or clever?" and all I could think to say, really sheepishly, was, "It's pretty big..."
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:20, archived)
# +10 points that man
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:24, archived)
# it's pretty big
lol*click*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Proper LOL! :D
And I really did! Well done that!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# the correct response is:
"mine's bigger" :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:35, archived)
# hahahaha wonderfulk!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 10 May 2008, 22:10, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's impressive to get me laughing when I'm at work on a Sunday instead of playing in the sun!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 11 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
# blimey mate
bit big, feel free to use this one: www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/50346/1210445957/cdcredux.jpg
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Bow wow wow and Bauhaus


Bowowowhaus
(lordy lordy, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:53, archived)
# + elbow = elbowowowhaus
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:58, archived)
# + crowded house =
elbowowowhaushouse
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Take the Turin Test
George and Joan




Best site since "Ask Lisa"
www.jabberwacky.com/
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:21, archived)
# complete TJ:
I bought a bottle of Strongbow yesterday, and to cool it to a palatable temperature, I placed said bottle in the freezer. It was only some 24 hours later I remembered.
Praise be, the bottle did not crack and I will now enjoy the coldest Strongbow likely to be found in all of Continental Europe this evening.
That is all. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 May 2008, 18:25, archived)
# braw!
have chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:27, archived)
# French bread pizza instead.
nyom nyom nyom.

Towmorrow, I will make a steak pie with our last can of stewed steak. It's the last of our foodstuffs from Blighty, so will be eaten with some ceremony.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# You are making me very hungry.
Stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Ah, but it's back to rosti after that
and the rest of the dire, yet jaw-droppingly expensive, Swiss produce...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Do you know what tops off the evening?
We're watching Ghostbusters as well.

"It's ok. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid and there won't be any trouble..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 May 2008, 19:13, archived)
# My flatmate once tried to make bacon vodka.
You just fry up some bacon, add vodka, and freeze it in a mason jar for about 3 weeks.

It tastes like salty vimto.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:32, archived)
# "It tastes like salty vimto"
Is likey at some point to form part of a case for the prosecution...
"and then he touched me..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 May 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Space Vodka is very nice!
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Space+Vodka&defid=1282428
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Interesting,
but it sounds like a lot of effort to go to just to get baked.
Herbal milkshakes are the way to go. THC bonds well with fat, gives you a longer high.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Too dangerous.
I once handed my weed over to my landlord, and asked him to make me a spaceshake- he had a blender- he put half the bag in, about a quarter of nice thai stick. I woke up about 18 hours later, and moved about 10 hours after that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:18, archived)
# For a quick hit, melt some bar in a teaspoon with some veggy oil or butter, stirring with a pokey thing,
and add to yoghurt/curry/makes a great salad dressing, give it a try!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:29, archived)
# have you actually tried this?
because if you have, then i am too
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# We invented it matey!
For a while we weren't allowed to a party unless we brought some!

There is an art to it, takes a few goes before you get it quite right, we eventually settled on micowaving it a bit, seemed to do the job better, haven't made any in a while now tho, too many parties too few memories, hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:25, archived)
# oooh good one
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Lucky!
My other half left a bottle of Pepsi Max in the freezer to chill quickly but then forgot about it. I retrieved it about 24 hours after it had gone in, and the bottle was straining and bulging. Already aware of how explosively one of these things can erupt, I asked him to open the front door so I could dump it relatively safely in the garden. I was doing fine until, just at the moment when the bottom of the bottle made contact with the floor, it burst, the force of this sending my wanking hand smashing straight into a wall.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:35, archived)
# The freezing process leaves it a little flat.
but being a trampagne drinker I bet you don't care... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:36, archived)
# It's all we can get here...
The local produce makes Strongbow look like the quaffing juice of kings
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 10 May 2008, 18:46, archived)
# wow
might be drinkable at that temp
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:12, archived)
# It tells me the rumours
David Tennant has a big cock are true.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Mark Ronsonny & Cher
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Awww
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# I have something that looks a bit similar with one eye too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# you've got a thingy shaped like a baby?
*sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# No
I do have a turnip that ise shaped like a thingy though
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:20, archived)
# that's funny, i have a thingy shaped just like a turnip
etc
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Awwwwww.
Kill it.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# He might have only one eye
but it's full of childish delight.
Or a desire to murder, I'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Reminds me of:

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:20, archived)
# keeel eeet!
with this:
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Hahaha oh christ
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:23, archived)
# aaargh! how very Brothers Quay
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Yikes that is scary!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:33, archived)
# remember the robo hug sketches?

Bigger
(Nissun, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Oooh
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# woos
I bet they use lube!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# or WD40
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:31, archived)
# better
especially if he's gonna put it in her SCSI port.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 10 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Well now that's a bit bloody good right there
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:10, archived)
# That's beautiful!
We don't get enough beauty on B3ta, very very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:22, archived)
# ooh, feel the quality!
*i click it*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Daft punk
seems to have suddenly become controversial
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# What do you mean
controversial?
(Nissun, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Sexeh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 10 May 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Cracking day for it....
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Ooo
Ice cream! I could really go for some mint choc chip!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

apology for imgshack, its the only place i know that does thumbnails. click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
# What?
Lovely madness.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# It an olden day thing then had before the internetz!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# There was a time before internetz?

NOON and NING from this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Yes there was. It was 11:32am.
'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Yay!
Lovely eyelashes.
(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 10 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Hahaha
I like this.

Also, you should try the b3ta image hosting, it's aces.

Also, is your username from a Robert Rankin novel?

Also, evening all!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
#
it is indeed, rankin is king

and thanks for the info =|;D
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:38, archived)
# No problem.
I just finished reading 'Sex drugs and sausage rolls' yesterday. Bloody marvellous :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Great!
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# it must be the horns
but brian looks like the p.h.b from dilbert

love it
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Fab!
Liking a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 May 2008, 18:10, archived)
# b3ta.com
also does thumbnails *thumb up*

but better to do it how you have than hamtouch, well done sprouty
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 10 May 2008, 19:13, archived)

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