
I think it doesn't pose to much of a serious threat, unless they sneak up on you, or drop quietly from ceilings; at which point they would probably savagely devour you
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Edit: Video

Like a fluffy version of those sticky things you used to put on windows and they'd climb down really really slowly.
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/enpuffens So Kee-yooot! I want one!
/enmanlies Football! Beer!
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/enmanlies Football! Beer!

but there's no "I Love This" button :( You'll have to make do with mere like instead.
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Preferably one that pays lots of money and gives me somewhere to live.
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more right to lift that than fucking waste of space Fletcher.
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*clickety click* and a woo to you.
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I say working on, that's pretty much it finished. I'm looking for a budget of 87million and to get Heather Locklear for the lead
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Even if you only got a budget of a shiny fivepence and Janet Street-Porter to play the lead.
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Bees are fine. We NEED bees for our survival, now fucking wasps on the other hand....
ω∞
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ω∞

I'm just going to run from the killer poison bullet bees.
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Wasps are sociopathic bastards.
Bees are kind, honeymaking folk who happen to be heavily armed.
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Bees are kind, honeymaking folk who happen to be heavily armed.

:D
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bought new pants for next weeks bash yet?
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Hopefully I'll be there - yesterday and today I have had increasing pains in my lower-right abdomen, typical of early signs of appendicitus...
O_O mew
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O_O mew

but put it down to a simple strain.
My brother described his appendicitis symptoms as a burning sensation that is more centralised. Don't fret yet :)
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My brother described his appendicitis symptoms as a burning sensation that is more centralised. Don't fret yet :)

I see your drawing style has altered slightly. Are your fingers broken? ;)
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That's how good it is.
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but I do agree that they should have been wasps tho, they're the chavs of the insect world, their only purpose seems to be to idly annoy people and then attack in force if you try and get rid of them, I once had to give up and leave my pint to them in a beer garden, the bastards...
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wasps would have been too much of a statement.
I don't hate wasps, they have a reason for being too, but some people do and I don't want to encourage more death and destruction in this world.
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I don't hate wasps, they have a reason for being too, but some people do and I don't want to encourage more death and destruction in this world.

makes me want to load up a c130 with napalm and drop it all over innocent peasant farmers who live in harmony with nature
the hippies
:D
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the hippies
:D

and I want it now! ;)
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This is the second animated gif i've tried, the first one last night causing all manner of compression problems (which seem to have disappeared now). However, using Photoshop, how can i make these gifs not lose some of the colour? The chicken and flames in this are all dulled - is there a way to save the animation slides without dropping any of the colour but also not creating massive file sizes? Am using photoshop to save the individual files and GIF Construction Set Pro 3 to bunch it together and supercompress it etc... any help with this will be great!
Cheers, :)

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Cheers, :)


also, 'bye! i'm off for a night on the piss! see you all tomorrow x
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just try exporting to a few different ones (adaptive usually works for me) and see what comes out best.
But you can never preserve *all* the colours, als JPEGs usually have about 16000 to a couple of million colours, and GIF only 256 colours maximum.
Also: fire cock!

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But you can never preserve *all* the colours, als JPEGs usually have about 16000 to a couple of million colours, and GIF only 256 colours maximum.
Also: fire cock!


It's nice to see some people still take an effort

what's it done in?
*edit - ah, post above answers all
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*edit - ah, post above answers all

after a lot of adjustment layers and fixing the head it was a matter of selecting parts of the head and dragging out with warp, then repeating that around the face. Then a custom brush was made with 3 shapes, full scattering and full jitter on size and fore/back colour to dab in all the particles. The rest is standard tattyshop layers nonsense.
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A MLP with a black sexytime strap on. I am going to have a break from B3ta now.
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Well done that man! How long did that actually take?
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but i'd make all frame as identical as possible [apart fromt he animated parts, obviously].
take the dither off.
reduce colours by hand, don't let the computer pick them.
also:
we's getting a new kittin!

and he needs to be named!
We currently have Oscar Wilde and Lily Savage and are looking for a name along that theme.
So far the contenders are Billy Fury or Noel Coward, but i'm not keen on either.
Anyone got any suggestions?
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take the dither off.
reduce colours by hand, don't let the computer pick them.
also:
we's getting a new kittin!

and he needs to be named!
We currently have Oscar Wilde and Lily Savage and are looking for a name along that theme.
So far the contenders are Billy Fury or Noel Coward, but i'm not keen on either.
Anyone got any suggestions?

my mate called his cat that and I didn't stop laughing about it for days...
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or ghengis
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...as when it climbs up on everything you can amuse yourself by shouting "Down Syndrome".
Or Faggoton Fagpuss
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Or Faggoton Fagpuss

/edit: right, that's it. I am going to bayke some pancaykes!

I like how you use so few colours. Was this a storyboard assignment or just for your own fun?
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I thought I might as well board something that I actually enjoy anyway
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showing that outside their professional lives the two fighters are best friends and have jelly and cake together every Tuesday? That would be nice.
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Nice and fresh.
If I may point out though that white guy in frame 3 has lost his perspective from the waist up.
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If I may point out though that white guy in frame 3 has lost his perspective from the waist up.

Crossboard whoring loses your rather good comic points too.
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Also it is a little bit like that three pronged whicket optical illusion, because both faces seem to be occluding each other.

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everyone had a go at me when I posted a sexy emo
they wanted cock
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they wanted cock

CDCs only apply when first bought.
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Sat 24 May 2008, 16:41,
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i may have to eat a blonde for dinner too this evening
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Other than that, nice.
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![Challenge Entry: Photoshop money [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
I printed a load of these out to put on the tables at the party.
She had seen someone else use this idea and wanted me to do some for her.
(Harold Wilson was the Prime Minister the year she was born).


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She had seen someone else use this idea and wanted me to do some for her.
(Harold Wilson was the Prime Minister the year she was born).



*joke may work better the other way round

I was wondering at what age veal curtains became beef curtains?!
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Maybe I was talking about being old and incontinent!:P
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Sat 24 May 2008, 16:32,
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The sad thing is the imfo was on capitalistchicks.com!!!
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I'm off to see it this afternoon (the fillum, not the poster) and am quite excited.
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"just a good fun rollicking adventure" to "grab your ankles and think of england"
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Although it makes sense that it's below the standard.
Which leaves me in a quandary, David Koepp; very bad or slightly bad. He writes well, but never that amazing well that spielberg needs, probably war of the worlds was naff and this wasn't great. Should've used Frank Darabont tbh.
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Which leaves me in a quandary, David Koepp; very bad or slightly bad. He writes well, but never that amazing well that spielberg needs, probably war of the worlds was naff and this wasn't great. Should've used Frank Darabont tbh.

But i saw this in my local supermarket car park and felt i had to mess.

Hope someone finds the same amusement i got from it
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Hope someone finds the same amusement i got from it

ze delicious irony is not lost on me.
There's some hilarious disabled parking in Didcot trainstation (oxfordshire) it's right next to an enormous steel staircase. I chuckle every time
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There's some hilarious disabled parking in Didcot trainstation (oxfordshire) it's right next to an enormous steel staircase. I chuckle every time

then this is how it should be :)
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but if he gets cold germs in a cut, it could go sepia
*self-spangs*
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*self-spangs*


i also like that i only see them on the board every fortnight or so, so when i go to the site there's a whole BUNCH of lovely new ones for me to enjoy all at once. *happies*
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except mine, which you should read constantly. in fact everytime a new one is finished you should probably get them tattooed on your body...
![Challenge Entry: Photoshop money [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

But I've been listening to that song too much and had to do this

call yourself the great panjandrum?
*readies incase of emergency page of travelbook*
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Sat 24 May 2008, 15:47,
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*readies incase of emergency page of travelbook*

i have had that song in my head since this comp started - *click*
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Sat 24 May 2008, 14:56,
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but the filesize would've been bigger than the moon
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good song.
Also: can someone help me with firefox?
I've just downloaded it cos i'm using a really old slow laptop and was told it would run faster than IE.
It installed fine, but now won't connect to any page at all, even though IE is working fine.
The connection has timed out
The server at www.google.co.uk is taking too long to respond.
* The site could be temporarily unavailable or too busy. Try again in a few moments.
* If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer's network connection.
* If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure that Firefox is permitted to access the Web.
I've added it to the exceptions on the Windows firewall but no success. any ideas?
[apologies for my terminal stupidity.]
FIXED! *happies*
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I've just downloaded it cos i'm using a really old slow laptop and was told it would run faster than IE.
It installed fine, but now won't connect to any page at all, even though IE is working fine.
The connection has timed out
The server at www.google.co.uk is taking too long to respond.
* The site could be temporarily unavailable or too busy. Try again in a few moments.
* If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer's network connection.
* If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure that Firefox is permitted to access the Web.
I've added it to the exceptions on the Windows firewall but no success. any ideas?
[apologies for my terminal stupidity.]
FIXED! *happies*

i just switched the firewall off entirely. still nothing.
the only thing i can think of is that this computer runs so slow that firefox is timing out before it connects, even though there IS a connection. but i can't find an option to lengthen the time-out time. [and i could be talking total bollocks...]
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the only thing i can think of is that this computer runs so slow that firefox is timing out before it connects, even though there IS a connection. but i can't find an option to lengthen the time-out time. [and i could be talking total bollocks...]

have a pitifully low timeout threshold.
I have a 20Mb connection but if I have any kind of uploading going on in the background all my pages in FF will timeout.
Firefox 3 RC1 has just been released, I'm going to try tat to see if there is any change.
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I have a 20Mb connection but if I have any kind of uploading going on in the background all my pages in FF will timeout.
Firefox 3 RC1 has just been released, I'm going to try tat to see if there is any change.

apparently it needed weirdness involving proxies and ports and scary stuffs.
yay. thank you for your help b3tapeoples! *hugs*
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Sat 24 May 2008, 15:33,
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yay. thank you for your help b3tapeoples! *hugs*

maybe network.http.keep-alive.timeout?
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Sat 24 May 2008, 15:34,
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It's been annoying and confusing for some time because it used to be fine. I changed nothing in the config apart from the netmax half open value and I have done that forever with no problems.
As soon as I have any p2p network transfer FF2 will fail to find a page a good 90% of the time.
Edit:// and now it works fine with the update. Shame that none of my addons work apart from adblock. If adblock had been borked it would have been out of the window.
I'm on FF3 RC1 now, just installed it so I'm back to whatever those defaults are and I'll give it a test run to see if it has changed anything.
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Sat 24 May 2008, 15:46,
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As soon as I have any p2p network transfer FF2 will fail to find a page a good 90% of the time.
Edit:// and now it works fine with the update. Shame that none of my addons work apart from adblock. If adblock had been borked it would have been out of the window.
I'm on FF3 RC1 now, just installed it so I'm back to whatever those defaults are and I'll give it a test run to see if it has changed anything.

but on its own it is a tenner a month for 3 months and then £20 a month after that. It has come down, I was paying £35 for it.
The good news is that it is expected to go up to 50MB this year for the same price.
allyours.virginmedia.com/html/internet/bb_deal_size_xl.html
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Sat 24 May 2008, 16:35,
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The good news is that it is expected to go up to 50MB this year for the same price.
allyours.virginmedia.com/html/internet/bb_deal_size_xl.html

until he talked me through fixing it.
something to so with proxies and ports and 'Advanced' stuffs.
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Sat 24 May 2008, 15:37,
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something to so with proxies and ports and 'Advanced' stuffs.

Teen Anal always had porn music though.
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Sat 24 May 2008, 15:52,
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to pretty much everybody, i would say...
ps. nings n things
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Sat 24 May 2008, 14:41,
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ps. nings n things

msn groups doesn't work well on b3ta, the inbuilt uploader or b3tards are much better image hosts ;P
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Sat 24 May 2008, 14:55,
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somewhat bigger...you've only gone over the 50Kb limit by 100%
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Sat 24 May 2008, 14:51,
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In other news: I am reading this on my tv screen.
Woo.
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Sat 24 May 2008, 13:59,
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Woo.

but if I set it to black and white it's pretty clear.
On the other screen, I'm playing Half Life 2.
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Sat 24 May 2008, 14:04,
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On the other screen, I'm playing Half Life 2.

but things are slowing down at the moment :)
yourself?
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Sat 24 May 2008, 14:14,
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yourself?

full time uni and working in a pub 20 hours a week ment i was a busy busy boy
tis summer holidays now though :D
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Sat 24 May 2008, 14:17,
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tis summer holidays now though :D


Just watched it...and it is utter cock.

thundering down the slope behind him
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Sat 24 May 2008, 13:48,
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"Please stop hurting us George Lucas"
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Sat 24 May 2008, 13:48,
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feel the compulsion to stand up and scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!" mid-film?
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then the idea is a little scamp because he's hiding.
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would it taste salty. It would depended on how much the liquid contained.
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always tying his optic nerves to a hummingbird for a laugh
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Sat 24 May 2008, 13:42,
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...laser-eyed Charles Darwin using SCIENCE to shoot lasers at a hummingbird through a set of lenses?
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Sat 24 May 2008, 14:11,
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and i wholeheartedly approved of the concept
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Sat 24 May 2008, 14:29,
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Not meaning to sound rude, but the clone and the heal tools are you friends:D
I'm trying to find a bookmark I think I have for a good tutorial.
Her ya go: akvis.com/en/stamp-tutorial/index.php
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Sat 24 May 2008, 13:15,
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I'm trying to find a bookmark I think I have for a good tutorial.
Her ya go: akvis.com/en/stamp-tutorial/index.php

But photoshop is so much easier when you know how to use the tools. I know my stuff would be even shitter than it already is if I hadn't ahve got help from people here.
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Sat 24 May 2008, 13:25,
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specific to anyone who has installed the Akvis Stamp plug in which costs $49.
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Sat 24 May 2008, 13:34,
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is adjacent to his cock area. tasty.
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