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# Nycticebus jubatus

Swiftest of the Loridae
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# cripes, you wouldn't want that loose
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Have you ever watched how slowly Slow Loris move?
I think it doesn't pose to much of a serious threat, unless they sneak up on you, or drop quietly from ceilings; at which point they would probably savagely devour you

Edit: Video
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Haha, they are brilliant.
Like a fluffy version of those sticky things you used to put on windows and they'd climb down really really slowly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Hahaha
I remember them!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# "Don't get the windows all mucky!"
"But mum..."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Awwww
/enpuffens So Kee-yooot! I want one!

/enmanlies Football! Beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# *runs and hides*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Pause for the paws . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I love this
but there's no "I Love This" button :( You'll have to make do with mere like instead.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:54, archived)
# :)
I'll email Rob and ask him to fix this glaring oversight
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# This is a very good idea
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:04, archived)
# HUGGLEMONSTER! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:23, archived)
# You guys got any jobs going? I need one soon.
Preferably one that pays lots of money and gives me somewhere to live.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 24 May 2008, 18:31, archived)
# You can usually get a room out of someone
zsl.org/info/jobs/

oh the irony: zsl.org/info/jobs/current-vacancies,114,AR.html#pms
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:35, archived)
# well..

(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# ..... Meanwhile, in David May's head.....
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# In my head he's got
more right to lift that than fucking waste of space Fletcher.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Needs more Djimi Traore
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sat 24 May 2008, 18:31, archived)
# I'm inside now, so I'm not too worried

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# This is most excellent, sir
*clickety click* and a woo to you.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# it's a film script I'm working on
I say working on, that's pretty much it finished. I'm looking for a budget of 87million and to get Heather Locklear for the lead
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I would pay to watch this film.
Even if you only got a budget of a shiny fivepence and Janet Street-Porter to play the lead.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# can she run?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I don't think that'd affect the overall entertainment value
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Have a click and a BEES!
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# That's very pretty
(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# So's your face.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:30, archived)
# LIES!!
Bees are fine. We NEED bees for our survival, now fucking wasps on the other hand....

ω∞
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# You can fuck wasps
I'm just going to run from the killer poison bullet bees.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# ^ This ^
Wasps are sociopathic bastards.
Bees are kind, honeymaking folk who happen to be heavily armed.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# A bit like the Amish or the Mormons
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# who are famed for their unfettered use of chainguns and high explosive
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# hello you swarthy man-beast, how the hell are you?
bought new pants for next weeks bash yet?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# The last thing I need is new pants :D
Hopefully I'll be there - yesterday and today I have had increasing pains in my lower-right abdomen, typical of early signs of appendicitus...


O_O mew
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I have that at the moment
but put it down to a simple strain.

My brother described his appendicitis symptoms as a burning sensation that is more centralised. Don't fret yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# the bees the bees.
I see your drawing style has altered slightly. Are your fingers broken? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# some days, time and effort seem pointless :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# This was bound to happen one day
bees evolving into bullets
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# *bee glees*
'ningles fella.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# BEEEEEES

(filthy repost from yesterday)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# This is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# If this anim had a soul I'd suck its cock
That's how good it is.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 24 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# I like these, I doubt you'll never beat the face rape one like, but this one made me giggle,
but I do agree that they should have been wasps tho, they're the chavs of the insect world, their only purpose seems to be to idly annoy people and then attack in force if you try and get rid of them, I once had to give up and leave my pint to them in a beer garden, the bastards...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# using bees which are nice and slow and fuzzy emphasises the sillyness
wasps would have been too much of a statement.

I don't hate wasps, they have a reason for being too, but some people do and I don't want to encourage more death and destruction in this world.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# your mere talking about death and destruction
makes me want to load up a c130 with napalm and drop it all over innocent peasant farmers who live in harmony with nature

the hippies

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Well in that case I want an attack of killer fwuffeh kitteh copters
and I want it now! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:27, archived)
# yay for surprise insects!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# BEST CARTOON EVER
nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 25 May 2008, 9:23, archived)
# some help and advice please folks!!
This is the second animated gif i've tried, the first one last night causing all manner of compression problems (which seem to have disappeared now). However, using Photoshop, how can i make these gifs not lose some of the colour? The chicken and flames in this are all dulled - is there a way to save the animation slides without dropping any of the colour but also not creating massive file sizes? Am using photoshop to save the individual files and GIF Construction Set Pro 3 to bunch it together and supercompress it etc... any help with this will be great!

Cheers, :)

(ComradePotato, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# I would suggest avoiding the use of any dither
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# You need to use a flange spanner!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# youre a flange spanner!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Yes
Yes I am!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# i've got an adjustable flange spanner
also, 'bye! i'm off for a night on the piss! see you all tomorrow x
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# It has to do with the palette you choose
just try exporting to a few different ones (adaptive usually works for me) and see what comes out best.

But you can never preserve *all* the colours, als JPEGs usually have about 16000 to a couple of million colours, and GIF only 256 colours maximum.

Also: fire cock!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# is it pearoast time?
why yes, yes it is ( because I can't wait any longer for someone to fuck up a thread ;))

Click for bigger (384KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# That's fucking awesome

It's nice to see some people still take an effort
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# thank you sir.
came from this which was made in poser

but the image above is totally photoshop and no 3D shenanigans.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# that's very nice
what's it done in?

*edit - ah, post above answers all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:28, archived)
# it is less complicated than it looks.
after a lot of adjustment layers and fixing the head it was a matter of selecting parts of the head and dragging out with warp, then repeating that around the face. Then a custom brush was made with 3 shapes, full scattering and full jitter on size and fore/back colour to dab in all the particles. The rest is standard tattyshop layers nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 24 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# its peatime?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I looked...I saw
A MLP with a black sexytime strap on. I am going to have a break from B3ta now.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# My new desktop.
Well done that man! How long did that actually take?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:44, archived)
# about
2 and a half hours. I'm not sure, I was very drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 19:29, archived)
# very nice
most woo
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Mon 26 May 2008, 9:12, archived)
# m'not good with such things
but i'd make all frame as identical as possible [apart fromt he animated parts, obviously].
take the dither off.
reduce colours by hand, don't let the computer pick them.


also:

we's getting a new kittin!

and he needs to be named!

We currently have Oscar Wilde and Lily Savage and are looking for a name along that theme.
So far the contenders are Billy Fury or Noel Coward, but i'm not keen on either.
Anyone got any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Lord Rimjob II
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Call him Herman.
as in Herman the vermin ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Gizmo
due to some resemblance.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# how about...........
Bill Hicks?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# How about "Crop" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Bill Nighy.
Although I rather like Crop.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Cookie, short for Cooking Fat,
my mate called his cat that and I didn't stop laughing about it for days...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Jonathan King!
(or maybe not.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Neelix
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Aleksandr Sergeevich Pushkin?
(or Pushkin for short)
(Erythrocyte, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Captain Space Cat Cyber Team Trainee Pilot Kitten "MEWMEW" x-24!
or ghengis
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
# OLIVER
he is an Oliver
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Call it Syndrome...
...as when it climbs up on everything you can amuse yourself by shouting "Down Syndrome".

Or Faggoton Fagpuss
(Pax Psychosis It's not rape if you shout surprise !, Sat 24 May 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Kenny Everett
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 24 May 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Shameless Plug:
I've got a few tips on my website, here
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# nice one

/edit: right, that's it. I am going to bayke some pancaykes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# bukkake some pancakes?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Sunny Saturday spent indoors








Non-Hatton related
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# the combination of your comment and your username
amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# ;)

I'm the most mediocre man you'll ever meet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# You sir,
are gay.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Woo!
I like how you use so few colours. Was this a storyboard assignment or just for your own fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I'm building a portfolio
I thought I might as well board something that I actually enjoy anyway
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Will there be more panels at the end
showing that outside their professional lives the two fighters are best friends and have jelly and cake together every Tuesday? That would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# The two most important food groups for any athlete.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
#
jelly and cake rampant sex
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sat 24 May 2008, 20:19, archived)
# coming along
nicely! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Smashing stuff.
Nice and fresh.

If I may point out though that white guy in frame 3 has lost his perspective from the waist up.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# It's nice, for sure, but couldn't you have linked all but the first frame? I mean, I love loading images and scrolling as much as the next man, but ... no wait, I don't.
Crossboard whoring loses your rather good comic points too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Fuck off.
Its ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# yeah,
fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Fuck you.
Wank-face.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 24 May 2008, 18:35, archived)
# People are hard to draw.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# *runs from gesalt entity*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Hammer Time!
is that Peter Sutcliffe?
(I helped save b3ta! Loz I'm still here., Sat 24 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# sexeh teim
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# they are even harder to
ingest by osmosis.

Good effort chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# mainly cos they're not water molecules
/pedantry over.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Speak for yourself.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# That's not pedantry, that's just agreeing with what I said.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Hurrah! Have a celebratory 'I now have a working copy of Photoshop and a Graphics Tablet' sketch.
Also it is a little bit like that three pronged whicket optical illusion, because both faces seem to be occluding each other.

(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# where's your cdc?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:40, archived)
# this
everyone had a go at me when I posted a sexy emo

they wanted cock
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# hanging slightly to the left
unusual
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I've had the graphics tablet for ages, just had to reinstall loads of stuff due to computer meltdowns.
CDCs only apply when first bought.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I remember my first graphics tablet CDC.
There was outrage.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# There usually is
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Cock!
of the crudely drawn variety.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# nice pic
i may have to eat a blonde for dinner too this evening
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Less of a kiss more of a FACE2FACEPLAM.
Other than that, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# PLAMPLAMPLAM
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sat 24 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] For a friends 40th birthday party
I printed a load of these out to put on the tables at the party.

She had seen someone else use this idea and wanted me to do some for her.

(Harold Wilson was the Prime Minister the year she was born).



(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 24 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# ah
the pound in your pocket

nice
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# looks like she has a tash
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# she doesn't look 40
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# the tash doesn't make it so
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# That was when she was a teen.
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:19, archived)
# that would be why then
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I'm not sure
The pipe does make her look older!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Shirley no one can be that old!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# you're right, and stop being so sure*




*joke may work better the other way round
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# They must be a runner!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# *gets reference*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# a sandman never runs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# They do after a dodgy ruby down Brick Lane!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# pff
you, sir, are a nonsense and i like your sig :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# :P
I was wondering at what age veal curtains became beef curtains?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:39, archived)
# about 12, i think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Do you?
Maybe I was talking about being old and incontinent!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Your friend is Suze Orman
aicmfp
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I had to check to see who that was.
The sad thing is the imfo was on capitalistchicks.com!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# well, he does get peckish after a night on the piss
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Sorry
but Ray Winstone looks like Dom Deluise in that poster
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Holy shit
you're right
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Thank you
You have to be blind not to see that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Yeah, I hadn't really looked at the poster before.
I'm off to see it this afternoon (the fillum, not the poster) and am quite excited.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Just think of Dom Deluise
while you watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# i've heard varying reviews from
"just a good fun rollicking adventure" to "grab your ankles and think of england"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Either way, I win!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I'm pissed this is the only flaming big film to mention Leeds
Although it makes sense that it's below the standard.

Which leaves me in a quandary, David Koepp; very bad or slightly bad. He writes well, but never that amazing well that spielberg needs, probably war of the worlds was naff and this wasn't great. Should've used Frank Darabont tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Chilli sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 24 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Cats! Why does it have to be cats?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# cos lamb's too expensive
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# are you kidding? scrag ends cheaper than cat any day
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Sorry for the Text on a Pic/Real Photo
But i saw this in my local supermarket car park and felt i had to mess.

Hope someone finds the same amusement i got from it
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Actually
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 24 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Lol
ze delicious irony is not lost on me.

There's some hilarious disabled parking in Didcot trainstation (oxfordshire) it's right next to an enormous steel staircase. I chuckle every time

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I will admit to a gruding
giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# pffft
Extra
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# If you're going to put text on a picture
then this is how it should be :)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha
now that's what it is :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# >snif<
.
Odd-Fish 2th May 2008
Click for readable.


(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# haha
beautifully inked.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# seconded!
I don't what gave him the inkling though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# i th-ink he's got a cold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# It's not as if he'll dye from it.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 24 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# no
but if he gets cold germs in a cut, it could go sepia

*self-spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# yeah and then he'd be polychromatic.... wait.... umm.... can I start again?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# i love these.
i also like that i only see them on the board every fortnight or so, so when i go to the site there's a whole BUNCH of lovely new ones for me to enjoy all at once. *happies*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# ^this^
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# best way to read webcomics i reckons.


except mine, which you should read constantly. in fact everytime a new one is finished you should probably get them tattooed on your body...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:19, archived)
# *joys*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# lolzorse as always :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# A-hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 24 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Splendid as always!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# poor lovecraft :(
how long does each of these take you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Five to seven hours
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# cor blimey...
no wonder they look so good then
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies to Pink Floyd

But I've been listening to that song too much and had to do this
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# lesser panjandrum?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# How dare you?
Nothing lesser about it
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:57, archived)
# then why not
call yourself the great panjandrum?

*readies incase of emergency page of travelbook*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# brilliant!
i have had that song in my head since this comp started - *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I was going to do the whole song
but the filesize would've been bigger than the moon
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:58, archived)
# you've done well
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I like this!
good song.

Also: can someone help me with firefox?
I've just downloaded it cos i'm using a really old slow laptop and was told it would run faster than IE.
It installed fine, but now won't connect to any page at all, even though IE is working fine.

The connection has timed out
The server at www.google.co.uk is taking too long to respond.
* The site could be temporarily unavailable or too busy. Try again in a few moments.
* If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer's network connection.
* If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure that Firefox is permitted to access the Web.


I've added it to the exceptions on the Windows firewall but no success. any ideas?

[apologies for my terminal stupidity.]

FIXED! *happies*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Does it work when you shut down the firewall?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# nope.
i just switched the firewall off entirely. still nothing.
the only thing i can think of is that this computer runs so slow that firefox is timing out before it connects, even though there IS a connection. but i can't find an option to lengthen the time-out time. [and i could be talking total bollocks...]
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# firefox seems to
have a pitifully low timeout threshold.
I have a 20Mb connection but if I have any kind of uploading going on in the background all my pages in FF will timeout.
Firefox 3 RC1 has just been released, I'm going to try tat to see if there is any change.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# i got it going!
apparently it needed weirdness involving proxies and ports and scary stuffs.

yay. thank you for your help b3tapeoples! *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Hmmm
I never have that problem with FF2
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Probably one of the settings if you type about:config in the addess bar changes the timeout time.
maybe network.http.keep-alive.timeout?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Yeah.
It's been annoying and confusing for some time because it used to be fine. I changed nothing in the config apart from the netmax half open value and I have done that forever with no problems.
As soon as I have any p2p network transfer FF2 will fail to find a page a good 90% of the time.


Edit:// and now it works fine with the update. Shame that none of my addons work apart from adblock. If adblock had been borked it would have been out of the window.
I'm on FF3 RC1 now, just installed it so I'm back to whatever those defaults are and I'll give it a test run to see if it has changed anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# AARGHHHHHHHHHHHhh
the words
why did i type that?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# how much does a 20mb connection set the man about town back?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# it all depends upon the package you get.
but on its own it is a tenner a month for 3 months and then £20 a month after that. It has come down, I was paying £35 for it.
The good news is that it is expected to go up to 50MB this year for the same price.

allyours.virginmedia.com/html/internet/bb_deal_size_xl.html
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# How'd you fix it then?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# doing girly wailings to a knowledgable techy type
until he talked me through fixing it.
something to so with proxies and ports and 'Advanced' stuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Why did 80's teen films have porn music in them?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Coz what you were watching wasn't the Luke Perry classic Teen Angel
Teen Anal always had porn music though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# do you believe in Reincarnation?
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# No, but I do believe it's sexy time!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Brilliant.
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:49, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# hahah
nice
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, I'd appreciate some fame...

Worrying to small children maybe?
(Infernus Annoying board Nazis on, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# paint?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# worrying
to pretty much everybody, i would say...

ps. nings n things
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# and not only to small children
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# I see

(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:53, archived)
# for future reference
msn groups doesn't work well on b3ta, the inbuilt uploader or b3tards are much better image hosts ;P
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:55, archived)
# needs to be
somewhat bigger...you've only gone over the 50Kb limit by 100%
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Gotta make those savings somewhere

(yartek branched the timeline on, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Last night I think the staff at the resturant were bored
(davel, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha
i hope you ate him with an upmost glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Happy calzone is happy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# EWcomics #15 - Helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
In other news: I am reading this on my tv screen.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:59, archived)
# oh dear god no
hope you have a good TV screen then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Well it's not as good as I'd like, because I have to use S-Video
but if I set it to black and white it's pretty clear.
On the other screen, I'm playing Half Life 2.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Haha!

/edit: good afternoon the board!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:00, archived)
# noon mediocre
hows life?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I've been quite busy
but things are slowing down at the moment :)

yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# same
full time uni and working in a pub 20 hours a week ment i was a busy busy boy

tis summer holidays now though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Raiders of the Lost Plot.


Just watched it...and it is utter cock.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# ha ha ,needs more gigantic werthers original
thundering down the slope behind him
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# My favourite quote about the film from some reviewer at Cannes
"Please stop hurting us George Lucas"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:48, archived)
# anyone else
feel the compulsion to stand up and scream "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!" mid-film?
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sat 24 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] survival of the fittest
not done very well, but you get the idea

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# RLOABN?
red line on a bank note
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:36, archived)
# if I get the idea
then the idea is a little scamp because he's hiding.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Red string from Charles Darwin's eyes connects via magnifying glasses to Humming bird
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# is it real?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# it could be possible to milk it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# i wonder if it tastes salty?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:43, archived)
# salt would make up a part of it, as salt is natures preservative
would it taste salty. It would depended on how much the liquid contained.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# good old Charlie
always tying his optic nerves to a hummingbird for a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# well
i liked it
(Acemandoo, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:56, archived)
# ...no
no I don't. Ris?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Am I the only person who can see this as...
...laser-eyed Charles Darwin using SCIENCE to shoot lasers at a hummingbird through a set of lenses?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 24 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# i noticed, i noticed
and i wholeheartedly approved of the concept
(Acemandoo, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# merde! it's rimbaud!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# needs more phase shifting
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:11, archived)
# pfft
Not meaning to sound rude, but the clone and the heal tools are you friends:D
I'm trying to find a bookmark I think I have for a good tutorial.

Her ya go: akvis.com/en/stamp-tutorial/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:15, archived)
# thanks
will check it out when i find the time :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I wasn't trying to be nasty
But photoshop is so much easier when you know how to use the tools. I know my stuff would be even shitter than it already is if I hadn't ahve got help from people here.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:25, archived)
# But that tutorial is
specific to anyone who has installed the Akvis Stamp plug in which costs $49.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# *profits*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 24 May 2008, 14:07, archived)
# i like how your sig on the pic
is adjacent to his cock area. tasty.


(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

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