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# Anyone else see these critters on Springwatch last night?


Well not specifically these critters, but THESE critters who, we thought, looked like Stormtroopers.

*This thread contains no traces of hummus. But then again, it also contains no traces of lime either, which has to count for something!*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# hah
the original they look like the speeder bike troopers :D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:55, archived)
# how oddly true...
what where the originals anyway?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Haven't a scooby
was cross stitching at the time and looked up in time to see this.

It's about 40 minutes into the programme if you want to check it out on IPlayer.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:01, archived)
# gonna have to check that out when I get back in tonight....
...I really wanna know what the hell those things are, I WANT A LITTLE PET BIKERSCOUT! hehehe
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Oddly...
... the originals look more like stormtroopers than do the stormtroopers.

I think I need my eyes un-monging.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I'm taking a trip over there this weekend (sunday afternoon and evening, after the bash!)
it's only 20 mins. from me, and I'm hoping to see Kate Humble's fabulous tits...


... That she keeps talking about


and yay for young troopers!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# over where?
where is 20 minutes away from you? I demand to know.

I have been discussing going to Iceland. I feel Iceland is a place I would like to go. She says she will have to google what the shopping is like.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
# It's no Bejams

Doomwatch is filmed at pensthorpe - near fakenham, norfolk
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Bejam FTfuckingW!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Bejam hasn't existed for nearly 20 years
:O
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:02, archived)
# you've been to Norfolk...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:02, archived)
# ah yes. Norfolk.
I've been there too. I can recall doing some banks in Wisbech, King's Lynn, Norwich itself. I also have bad memories of refurbishing every Little chef from there to London. ( bad memories of being offered a meal when I went to measure up ).
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:05, archived)
# doing some banks?
is that how you fund your internet lifestyle?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:07, archived)
# 'doing some banks'?
I'll assume it's refurb work, and you're not really Charlie 'The Razor' Cut-throat, and made a career out of turning over branches of HSBC, or as it was in your day, the Roman treasure room
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
# haha. ( to both of you )
yes I had contracts for the refurbs on Barclay's and Lloyd's TSB for about 4 years ( they refurb branches on a 2 year cycle as a tax dodge ) and had at least 1 bank on the go a week.
Yes, that has funded my internet lifestyle. It was after those contracts I decided to retire from public life and annoy folk on the web instead ;)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:13, archived)
# they don't like Danes in Iceland
bacon-munchers.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I've been to Iceland.
We toured it on a big 4x4 coach (Which got stuck out in a desert after taking a detour because the road had been flooded. It took us the best part of a day and several off-road vehicles to get it out).
We stopped off all over the place and camped. It's an absolutely wonderful country. So much amazing scenery.
Also, on the trip we went on, we got to go snow-mobiling, white-water rafting and in a small plane. :D
Also, Bruce Dickinson (Iron Maiden) apparently now flies planes for Iceland Air!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:03, archived)
# fucking expensive.
by all accounts.

but i'm informed it's very clean.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:05, archived)
# hummm....
sey kate humble.

she can watch me get sprung anytime.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:06, archived)
# oooh
weird.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# WHAT'S WITH THE ANTI-LIME ATTITUDE :(
B3ta last night was the best it's been for as long as I can remember.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:59, archived)
# It's the inevitable backlash
Nice pictures btw ;)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:03, archived)
# haha, thank you.
You do realise that's not my cock, right?

I just don't want to disappoint.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Yes I did realise
It was considerably out of proportion :)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:09, archived)
# fucking bastard limes
coming over here, stealing our jobs, taking our women, bastards the lot of 'em.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:04, archived)
# grow up
little girl body.

shit bandwagon, but I fwapped over your lolita body.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *This thread contains no traces of hummus. But then again, it also contains no traces of lime either, which has to count for something!*

I'M SORRY OH GOD I DIDN'T MEAN TO
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Heh!
Lisa Holly
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Full-on officelol!
Great stuff :)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Haha, ace.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# haha
excellent!

needs more smeg...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# this enough?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# This would have made starwars better
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Shit me Chris Barrie's such a fox.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# you fancy everyone . . .
. . . else


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Did I say I didn't you?!
Pfft. PFFT I SAY TO YOU.

Anyway, ciggy time.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# anyone done deep thought with this bandwaggon yet
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# yes
a long time ago...


...however THIS particular post is better then the WHOLE SHITTING BANDWAGON COMBINED

i therefore, am clicking till rob bans my IP address
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# hummm
never got into red dwarf that much
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahahahah YES.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I'm clicking it only because it's a red dwarf thing.
but I'm still being all nazi-like about more bandwagons... :D

edit- that still sounds like im being a bit of a bastard- the post is very woo!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# hahahaha
real "lol"!!!


i think ive just wee'd a little!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# \o/
The best Holly by far!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# At risk of a good kicking
I gave up on Red Dwarf after Series 2...

And when I catch it now, I find it bloody awful
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I'm with ya
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *kicks*
Read the books. That may reignite it for you.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# seasons 1-5 were the best
Don't think I even watched some of the later episodes.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:56, archived)
# hehehe, very good :)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# toats!
and Red Dwarf!
Aceness :D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Talkie Toaster is my favourite!
Yay to this!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# hahahahha
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Haha!
Great!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Hooray for Red Dwarf!
But this bandwagon's still shit.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I giggled like a little schoolgirl.
It's a shame that some people will tl;dr, it's really quite hilarious.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Wooo!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# pfft
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# DOH
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I've been waiting for this one.
*awards biscuits*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# lime connery
bugger someones stolen my name
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# that's no connery
;)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# do dee doo dee doo de do
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Name-stealing happened to me a few weeks back...
I whinged about it on the QoTW board until some nice mods heard and assigned it back to me.

But if I ever meet the troll currently using the name Enzyme 2, I'll kill him with knives.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *zithers*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# zither zith ahhh!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# OH HAY EVERY1
THE QUO HAS NOT BEEN LIMED
WE HAVE NOT HAD A FLAP LIME
NOR A FEAR LIME
A BLESSED LIME
WHERE ARE STABLE B3TA MEMES IN THIS PISSY BANDWAGGON
THERE ARE IDEAS INCASE YOU RUN OUT
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Attack
of the 50ft Quo with a Blessed face and lime for a beard, somehow attached to fear, shopped onto a £50 note to make it Comp-worthy.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# ...um
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Is Hovitos...
...something to do with Indy?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# FEAR MY 1337 PSYCHIC SKILLZ SCARAMANGA
:D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *high fives*
I had already posted it, and then saw your comment... honest
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:49, archived)
# \o/
Sir, you have dispelled my melancholy.

and you may also take this solid-state *click* in part payment for services rendered.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# hahaha
*awaits the old cobbled road with Indy running up it and the Hovis theme tune*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# nah!
down it being chased by an enormous cottage loaf rolling behind him


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# yes, more fucking limes
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
:(
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# la la la la I can't hear you
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Oh how could you?!
You could have at least done it to Philthy.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Limey
duh
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Yeah, but I love his face.
I wish to perch thereupon.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# less warty than lemmy
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# No, I meant Lemmy.
Philthy can fuck off if he thinks he's coming anywhere near my knicker region, the dirty little grotbag.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# euw
you'll get warts all over your ladygarden
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Totally worth it.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# braille bottom
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Still worth it.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# lumpylabs
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Don't say it like you're not curiously foaming at the gusset.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# sorry, but Lemmy doesn't do it for me.
Daniel day Lewis however.....
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Bleurgh
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 13:02, archived)
# knobbly for extra sensation
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Word.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Lemony?


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Surely there has been enough limes
seriously the board was no more than 10 minutes old at the height of the lime thing. We've had our silliness.

Time for some talent and creativity.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# go on then....
....I'm waiting....
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# damn foiled
Although I'm rather proud that my contribution to limetime was the only one featuring calcium oxide.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I liked...
...that one!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# i wasn't gonna join in
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
but i couldn't resist
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# see thats good though
some fine shoppery there
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I love this!
First of the bandwagon to get my click!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# there's always room for good shoppery
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Now, that's more like it.
Excellent work, sir.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:42, archived)
# that should be used
to illustrate the definition of an excellent bandwagon post

Sir, well done!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *limes*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# ..
Photobucket
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# about the fifth time Ive seen this (or on the very same theme)
edit, and at least the 2nd time Ive seen this particualr entry
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# all good things must come to an end
especially bandwaggons.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# 1. It's a repost
2. It's cocking enormous.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# LOLLERZ
I enjoy how this one gets shot down big time. So many others gone before it given the ok, but this one was the straw that got jammed in b3tas asshole.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# First repost of last night's bandwagon I've seen today
and it's larger than most planetary matter.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Repost thread?
I see your lime and raise you some zombies.

Yes I'm not over my zombies. No I don't care. *cackles wildly*











(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# they give me the horn
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# That's why I did them.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# get in the fridge
I'm coming over
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# You old flirt.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# less of the old
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# You ol flirt.
Oh how I amuse myself.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# oooh, *likes*
specially the last one. Is the second one David Mitchell????
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# It is indeed.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# beautiful my dear
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Not bad for first attempts
I am determined to do better.

Can I zombie your egg pic?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# haha. if you must.
would you like it without the writing. ( or the egg )?


I'm kidding about the egg.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Yes, without the writing.
YES WITHOUT THE EGG.

I don't care if you're kidding. Tackle out, camera at the ready.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *aaargh!...sweet suffering fuck




*they're fab!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# the fanning one still freaks the shit out of me....
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# The source was in some ways scarier.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# you shopped an actual zombile to look like Dakota?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I'm....not....sure.
What's that scratching at the window?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# YES! There they are!
Makes me want to zombify something now...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Ohhhh do!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I won't be very good...
The closest I've managed so far is the aquatic Ricci... but I'll see what I can come up with...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Yaaaaaay
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
#
well:


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I do love your animations
you're very good.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Lookit, a jumping toaster
If you made that recursive toaster animation loop forever then I would use it as the background for my desktop and all the websites I design and it would be full of toasty goodness.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I'm liking these, Captain!
Have a click and a pearoast...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Chars me dars
:D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# You're most welcome.
:D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Always worth reposting genius, m'dear
which these are.

*mwah*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *huggles*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# oh for fuck sake
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# *checks calendar*
Nope it's Wednesday.

Damn bank holidays throwing everything out of sync.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
:(
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# FUCKING HELL
b3ta has overloaded on wankers with FAQ allergies.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
#
b3ta has is overloaded on with wankers with FAQ allergies.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# fuck me
how did you get a jpg that big? that takes some talent.



edit: either you resized or i'm feeling a bit silly now. i thought it was ten times that big. i take it back, i don't really mind about 120k posts.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# is it
FUCK THE FAQ DAY TODAY?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I haven't had to break this out in a while
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Yahtzee did this in his video.
He said something was 'sublime', and it showed a little yellow submarine with a lime next to it.

But eleven out of ten for execution. I'd hit it.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# it's a place
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Lime Regis?

EDIT: Yay, I was right!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# happy b3taday!
Lyme Regis is fab, fossils a plenty!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I have never been
I should rectify this!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# happy b3taday lovely lady.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Thank you Queenie
:)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# deffo
lovely little quaint place.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# lyme regis
the jurassic coastline.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *sigh*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *tickes*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Are you shadowing me today?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Haha
Can you imagine, a b3ta work experience kid?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Luxembourg?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# you win
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# limencrown
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Cunt-stan-tin-opener
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# there's a big joke in there
but I can't be arsed
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Llama Lamp, anyone?


This turned out even more surreal than I was expecting.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Well
I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight

*plans to pack the lava lamp in the bedroom away in the loft*

Edit: How rude. WOO!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# how much?
woo!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# The cost of:
1 x Llama
1 x Lava Lamp
1 x Chainsaw
1 x Superglue
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# profit
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Fuck, I want one!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Fliddy Horse Home Furnishings!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Oi!
you seen my video yet?


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I'll be honest
I completely forgot to try it on the other computer yesterday. I'm sorry, love. I'll have a bash tonight.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# YAY
Bash round at Fae's tonight - TELL THE INTERNETS!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I had a bash earlier
very unsatisfactory.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# You're doing it wrong.
/ac
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Damn straight
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# i suggest looking at daves video
it's very amature, but it does the job.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *cries*


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I know, I'm sorry.
I got distracted by zombies and then my friends and then zombies and CARBONARA (mmm).
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
nah s'fine!


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:37, archived)
# i watched it yesterday
it was shit, where was the hardcore stuff? and the angles were all wrong and the lighing was rubbish.

your music video was ace mind, i had to have a glass of pimms while watching it. TLH was looking lully, i'll pop round to fix the fridge next time your out. ;)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Whups! Mah overulls have furlen urf!


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Haha!
Yay for animal/inanimate object puns!

Budgeriecar?

Photobucket
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# It seems wise
I shall worship it as a GOD
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Haha, I like it!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# das ist gud ja
:)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# grrr.. Grow some Nuts !
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# o_0
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# again with the too large . . .
Wednesday is the new Tuesday . . .


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Oooh
What a rude thing to say! (It should be testiclehead)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# i think its gonna be a whole week of tuesdays at this rate
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Those cakes look nice
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# VeeVee
*happy birthday hugs and smooshings*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Yay!
*hugs and smooshes back*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# mmmm
that's good smooshings
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *smoosh*
happy b3taday!!!

did you know that you're famous, as they mention in vino veritas on the radio in G.T.A IV :D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *smooshes back*
Well, it's only to be expected. I am VERY well known :D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Still celebrating eh?

*Congratumalates again*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Thank you! :)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Hapy b3taday, lovely.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Ta honey!
*gropes*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Oooooooooooooooooooooo
Happy Candle Day IVV!!!!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Thank you! :)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Happy b3ta-day, lovely!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Thank you! :)
Shall I be seeing you this weekend?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# yes, he baked them himself.
Happy B3taday.. hope you get some cake later !
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Me too
I like cake :)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Ok.....
Is it Tuesday again?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# hmmm
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# T and toap?
too large?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Some people would call this a success
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# but the file size
is a FAIL

(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Meh

Maybe. But personally I don't get too excited over a few KBs.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I quite like it though
and as long as the next one's not so large then the lesson has been learneed
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Its the learning curve of life !
:D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# big, seamy, and a
rather large file size...



...im going back to bed
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Dear, oh dear.
'ave it:



(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# LOL. woo ya !
:)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# AOL faux pas?
Browsing through AOL pages (kill me now) and spotted this.... Reacon the "wizard sleeve" bit was intentional?

(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Gah!
My precious, precious bandwidth! *cradles*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# FUCK
the moon!

/ac
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I don't reacon so.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# *Ghosts*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# ?
Was it you? Can I have my username back yet?

Edit: Obviously not.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I never not did nuffin
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# OK.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# 'toasts'
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# *hosts*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# *Stoats*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# pfft!
Wizard's sleeve.

Edit: How fucking big? The post not her wizard's sleeve.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# ha ha wizards sleeves
more than a couple? how about her brother?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# You may well be about to experience the horizontal and vertical nature of b3ta in terms of bending over and taking one for the team here...
"Will you start the fans, please"

nice image, and if you can, try and get the image files around 50k or so, it'll help a lot. Many thanks in advance :)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# COCKING HELL, YOU MUPPET!
YOU MUPPET!filesize is 4 times too big!


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# no need to be so nasty...
not just yet anyway...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# /Links even?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# why am I looking at your massive screencap?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# that is bigger then the fucking MOON!
make it smaller you spastic.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Quick, to the bunker!
to the bunker!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# as hilarious as this isn't
fuck off.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# *clicks 'next' in vain attempt to make pic smaller*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# *sniffs*
smells like horse shit
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# she appears to have limes in her top
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# where
on earth are all you people coming from? There has been a plethora of people lately who seem to think b3ta is some kind of depository for crap from elsewhere.

"LOOK MA, IT'S THE INTERWEBS AND I DONE GONE AND FOUND ME SOME STUFF. I BETTER GO SHOW THE REST OF THE INTERWEBS."
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# tis a fact people don't read the faq
so think b3ta is some plain links board and thrus fail
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# You would think that the pre-tuesday mail
that asks you to read the faq and the inability to post immediately whilst you familiarise yourself with b3ta, plus the L plate would give poeple a hint that things are different and they might want to look at the FAQ that people mention.

They should change the name from FAQ to 'rules to adhere to so you don't get humiliated for life' They might get more takers.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# its beggers belief really
it only takes a little of your time as well

i'm all for the name change
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# It's Half-Term.
:(
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# perhaps..
but this one waited 6months for half-term, before posting fail..

there has been a plethora of long standing lurkers, that have posted fail recently.. why? I dunno.. I wouldn't have the patience!

Lymeswold!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# This will make people here upset because
1. The filesize is too large. Still images should be below 50k if possible.

2. You didn't make the picture, you just copied it from somewhere else.

Please make a funny picture and show us. We'd love to see it and you may even get a woo or two :)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# it's usually 50kb for stills 250kb for animations
use the b3ta uploader it will shrink and make a click for big. Edit never delete hum, you didn't even add the toap. Don't start threads with this then... :(
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Everything is wrong with this.
everything.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# He could have leeched it...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# In amidst the shite . . . is a pearl
but this isn't it . . .



(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# That'll teach him to play with himself
Your mind is a very scary place.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# that last frame reminded me of Shatner in the Twilight Zone
excellent as ever, Dave
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# there appears . . . . . . . . . . . . to be a . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
man flying to . . . . . . . . . . . . . wards the . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . plane!


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# windmill fighting
WOO!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# saw it coming.
:D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
epic stuff
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I'm confused..are there multiple seesaws?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# yes, I confused meself with the incontinuity of this . . .
I confused meself with the incontinuity of this . . .especially as he hits the plane twice once inside and once out . . .


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# All of them occupied by high-waistbanded monks
Good stuff Dave :)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Unexpected horse AND unexpected plane!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# anything for YOUR b3taday . . .
*smoosh*


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# 21 again, eh?
I really should shop a cake at some point for occasions such as these.

Yay!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# It's the thought that counts
:D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Multiple pffft scenario!
pfffft
pffffft
pfffffffft

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOHGODI'MDEFLATING!!!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# *pumps*


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Ooo I say!
/Hawtrey
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I'm done with that character


now can it be fluffy tiem?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:59, archived)
# YES YES YES
has that officially killed the whole lime nonsense now? It's gone on long enough now
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
# YES!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# My, what a fleshy neck...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# hah
niceley animated
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# shit, that felt good
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
DAmn it's forecast to rain on bashday. It's not allowed!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# It had better bloody not rain!
Don't fancy standing in Twickenham car park getting drenched and my beer being diluted (again)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# ...I'm more than a little annoyed that I won't be able to make it
*cries*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# we need ponchos
stat
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# pfffft
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Sweet Moses in a biscuit barrell,
Is this Lime thing still going? Where are all the ZOMBIES?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I did threeeeee
and I've got no shop at work.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# And they were bloody ace as well...
Particulary Fanning...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# ^ This
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# :D cheers
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I'm working
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Oh....ok.
It was fun while it lasted.




Needs less lime death
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Fluffeh?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I've got a picture of a cat scan
but if I resize it the glory will be lost.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# yaaaay! :)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# crikey the lime bandwagon force is a strong one
it keeps going and going
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# never mind!
There's a crappypainmashanimation to click before it gets whooshed away . . .


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Mr Hat
do you know how to do the resizeable thumbnail so people can click for bigger?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I do and have gazzed you


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# ..


Click HERE for story.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Haha very well done.
And she's a muppet. She should realise stars aren't allowed to have beliefs.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Arf!
I knew it'd be a matter of time until you had a way of putting this that I've been struggling for since reading about it this morning.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# what a total bitch
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Hah, Jodie Foster's said something she shouldn't recently.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# HaHaHa!
Is that real?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I've seen it reported in several different places.
Make of that what you will.

(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Thugsy Malone
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# She hates weakness.... was caught cheating on her partner of however many years recently.
How are you today, sir?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# not too bad thanks, m'lovely
not too bad at all.

You?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I am eating a massive homemade BLT sandwich (tiger bread)
so am absolutely excellent.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# damn, that sounds good
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# It's really one of the nicest things I've ever put in my mouth.
And tonight, for dinner, homemade chowder.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# cor!
must be getting near lunchtime now...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# :-( my sandwich is all gone.
*pines*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:13, archived)
# she's only saying
what we're all thinking

I get annoyed when celebrities aren't allowed to speak their minds. She's not a politicain, she's a fucking actress
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# *raises hand* erm, I'm not thinking that.
Last time I checked, schoolchildren and general proles don't control China's foreign policies and the like.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# This.
But Bono needs to be shot.

EDIT: I say "shot", I mean "should shut up", obviously.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Stand up for yourself man!
Extremists should be shot in the kneecaps, then hung until nearly dead, then burned!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# OH GOD NOT THE BEES!
did you see what i did there?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Errr....
actually... no. :S
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# youtube "The Wicker Man"
it'll become clear.

or maybe not, if you haven't seen the ending.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# You mean the NEW Wicker Man with NicCage I presume...
I refuse to touch that filth...

Now Gigli, on the other hand...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I have perfected the customary 'two fingers to you, new Wicker Man' in HMV movement.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
NicCage's already low quality control slipped down another notch with that one methinks...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# it only works when you're drunk, i assure you.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# No, no - you were right the first time.
he should be shot.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# /is scared of the interweb police raping me of my freedoms
FOR JUST A TURN OF PHRASE! AAAARRRRRRRRGH!

"Fight all the powers that divide us ... "
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Not to be confused with bill or jack or pete or dennis

So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Is it a compo between celebs "who can say the most retarded thing?"
We all know Tom Cruise has won by a clear galaxy, but there is still second place to play for.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I don't know...
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields

EDIT: Thanks for all the b3taday good wishes :)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Happy candle day!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Nice work, Archie.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Well...
...apparently when Michael Barrymore was asked how Stuart Lubbock died, he said "Buggered if I know..."
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:11, archived)
# good-ay


(brown thing is a training aid not a minority person) .
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# ...
Photobucket
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# oh pith
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Have I crossed the line?...


Click for bigger (147KB)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# at least you didn't say "l*me"
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Well, it's better than
"all your lime are belong to us"

But I think the line is in sight.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# No.s 5, 6, & 7 in a series of Colour-Swaps...
No. 5:

No. 6:

No. 7:

Previous
These are getting difficult to think of! Suggestions appreciated (preferably without type), thanks.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# hahahah!
the familyguy/simpsons swap is just confusing!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# These are really fuckin cool man. particularly like the simpson/family guy one there.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Wooah
woo!!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Still would lois
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:56, archived)
# "Hey Meg, 18 yet?"
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:59, archived)
# giggity giggity
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# ^THIS^
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
# would would flag flag telly telly
woosome!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Consistent aceness.
Have this pre-warmed click.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Thank you...
...very much.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I like this
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I so like this concept!
Well done!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# they're all good
but the bbc and itv both use a lot of colours (especially on their websites) so that one's less effective.
the lois/marge one is freaky though :D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# He walks alone
whoega-walks-nordic
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Fucking right he walks alone.
Cunt tried to steal my iPod and kick my missus.

That's why he's on crutches now.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Heh!
That'll teach him!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Sturdy lizard ftw
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# ning peeps

or
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Is that Russell Crowe?
RIS?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# yes
and do I need a reason?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# No reason required.
I thought I'd missed something, sorry.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Kiwano says BRLURGHH
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *parp*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Gah!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# *fears*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Eeeewwwwww
As I belive is the fashion to say these days..
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Did he do this?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 11:57, archived)

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