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[challenge entry] Hot cave action!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# There aren't them buttons on my phone :(
is it an iphone thing?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# he who cannot be named
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Best one so far :D
These are really quite ace!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Does he do the love that cannot be named?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I really do like the style of these
Woo!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# sweet zombie elvis!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# this pic was inspired
by the samhain song,he who cannot be named,the elvis hair is from elvis and glenn danzig style hair
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I shall call him Cedric,
therefore rendering your nameless-ness useless.



Woo also.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Looks more like a Hank to me.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# i like his spanner hands
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Has skug been genetically bred with something within the Hominidae family?
To ghastly consequence?

Edit: But woo to behold from the safety of a distant chair
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# a bit good that is
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# woo!
how did you go from noob to awesome in just 10 days???
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# "noob to awesome in just 10 days"
the new self-help book from Paul McKenna
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# lots of getting shouted at for the first few days
paying attention, and now getting better by the post, it can't last:)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I do like this
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)
# *wow*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:22, archived)
# old gag, but new shop..
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Hahahah! Also: sorry, not worth its own thread:
Following on from this by Paster of Muppets...

Un-maximize your browser window, grab the edge of the browser and pull it left and right. :D

COCK TUESDAY
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# dirty barstool!
*slaps forehead*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# internet cock's get's wanked
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Internet: Cocks gets wanked
Shilrey
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# "Shirley", Shilrey...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Oh yes! haha
and don't call me surely
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Well I've always thought you're quite nice, not surly in the least!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I love this kind of html witchcraft.
Unfortunately, the rules about witchcraft are very clear. *Burns*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Oh no
Something terrible has happened.

I did it too much and the head disappeared
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# YOU WIN
JOIN THE RANKS OF COCK TUESDAY
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# COCKS'S TUESDAY
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Do I get a medal of some sort?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
# didn't I already give you the Tuesday Image Medal?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I dunno, I left before you replied.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I can't keep giving them out
you'll have to wait.

Congratulations on your promotion though
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Thankyou :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# I have decided that you should enter at the second rank of Cock Tuesday
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Yaaaaaaay!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Semen is a great honor
Its one up from Private.

You can give orders to people below you
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# So that's how those penis enlargement e-mails work!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# hahaha!
it probably won't surprise you to know that I had that in the pipeline (oo-er), but your execution is perfect, so have a woo from me :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Yaaaaay! :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Hahahaha.
This is classice FP material.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# pfffh :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# hahahaha
Nice one.

*Plot a course for woo, click factor 19, Mr. Sulu*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
# pfft....
...hahahahaha
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Hahaha!



(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Hahhaa
One must woo their sinister slightly non-present skilz
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I knew it was going to say that..........
.......
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Haha, very good.
Woo
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Haha -
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# bow down before the hypnotree!


bleurgh.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTREE
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# OH GOD WHAT? What? WHahthathaaa bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# NO
behold the hypnohoff
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# nicely
but i fear you may get moaned at
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# balls
i'll re-optimise it... :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# looks like you were forgiven
i just sucked it into ulead gif animator, hit optimise and it doubled the size, how odd.

do rather like it though.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:05, archived)
# cheers
yea, i had the same problem, can't seem to get it much smaller...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# keep quiet about it
no one else noticed, but play safe in future make a tiny one and link the biggun, knocking down the physical dimensions should shave a fair bit off.

edit/ doesn't matter what i do to this it always gets bigger, it's a magic gif
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:17, archived)
# "When trees kaleid"


(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Valin?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Big Black Helmet


(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)
# i shagged your mum
!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)
# go home dad, your drunk.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# cock's is a plurel
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:52, archived)
# he'll come in his tie?
a sock not good enough for him?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# too big for him to hit the sides
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I find his lack of swallow disturbing
woo.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# my workmate's mum
went out with Dave Prowse many moons ago, so she probably *was* shagged by DV.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)
# nice one
animate it hard
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# TEEFSFORG!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
that works rather well
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# nice
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# One more for tonight...

Not so convinced that this came out as a .jp too well...it loses some of the shadowing. Oh well.
before
before-er
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Looks good!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Corronation street protsitutes
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# As it's not compoed, i'm presuming
this is an advert for your services.

It is now compoed.

Is it an advert for your services?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# ......
.......................




...
*exhales*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# what is your first language?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I seen the edit what he done.
I just don't know why
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# He won't understand!
Whats yur frist speak?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# You're right!
He didn't understand.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# BASIC
no, make that Forth
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# What is a language?
I can't speak what,who speaks what?
*shoots flock of seagulls*
*breaks concentration*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# wot?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Corronation street protsitutes
Corronation street protsitutesCorronation street protsitutesCorronation street protsitutesCorronation street protsitutes
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Corronation street protsitutes
Corronation street protsitutes
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Corronation street protsitutes
Corronation street protsitutesCorronation street protsitutesCorronation street protsitutesCorronation street protsitutes
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# do you think his name is simon
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# he'd be some kind of twat to have that name
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# bloody unfortunate twat if he can't spell it
my kid brother's name is simon, he's a twat.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# No,
I think that's just 'cos he's your kid brother, innit.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)
# of course, it goes without saying
younger siblings are always in some way inferior.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I must disagree.
/youngest child blog
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:04, archived)
# twat :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I'm going to tell mummy
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# hahahaha I hope so
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Cock is what?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# what?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# my cock's smile?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Half a Gig
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# This makes me giddy.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# *titters*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# iddy ;)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# *points up*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# *points up*
*points down*
*points up*
*points down*
*looks for foxies*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# foxies-esq?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Bindun.
But he has me on ignore, so oh well.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# No, no, you misunderstand.
She will suck the "for £8" that belongs to "ur cock".

However, she likes sucking cock's full stop.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Someone better draw me a driagram quickly

this is all so confusing
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# *daws a driagram*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# phoar!
:)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I think it's irony
Or a pun.

I'm not sure, I can't keep up with the fast-paced change in comedy.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Why does the cock have a full stop,
and does it have any other punctuation marks?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Graham Norton has a queery mark
I think you'll find
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Round his colon?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# What's all this cock talk on b3ta?

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Normal service.




(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:08, archived)
# COCK TUESDAY!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# How does she smell?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# AHaha
this is making me giggle a lot
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# the kisses are a nice touch.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# GONZO HAS STOLEN HER NOSE!!!!
*points downwards frantically*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# the text has made my eyes go funny
i'm seeing 2 r's in coronation.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# I'm off to get me some protsitutes
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# it's effecting you too
nice pic of gail though
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# me no speek inglish
me all confused
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# right you fool
its got bad spellings and grammar (sp?)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Plural's don't have apostrophe's!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# cock's is a plurel
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Best post
EVER
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# ^ this!
Woo.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# No, you misunderstood, I was being sarcastic.
Plurals DO NOT have apostrophes. "Cocks" is a plural so it SHOULD NOT have an apostrophe.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Nope
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# No,
cock's's not.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)
# In
that case, you are a cock's.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)
# your all gay's
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Why??
just cos I love the cock's?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# "I like this"
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# How does she smell?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# do you live in Bristol?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
# i think i'll link this
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# if ever there was a time not to click a link
that was it :S
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Kids still up?


(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Is that what you call it?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# went to bed a while back
just didn't need to click the link ;)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# But it's the interweb
There will always be cock on the interweb.


unfortunately
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
#
unfortunately
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# You love it, you slaaaag
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
#
*loves it*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)
# haha
penises are so offensive
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# A lesser known WW2 stratagy,
The Penis Offensive.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# You should've just not posted it.
In fact, has this not been done?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffffffffft!
erm...yes.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# hahahaha!~
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
probably just a tad, although i think you'd be hard pushed to mistake it for porn.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha
wtf
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# HE'S GOT A COOOOOOOOOCKKK FOR A NOOOOOSSSE
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Jaysus!
ahhhaaaa
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Please tell me you altered the hue of that.
Cocks should never be that colour.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# i did yeah
hahahaha scurvy?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Jaundice more like.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# and you loved it
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Bet you enjoyed that
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# QUICK REPLY
that is very pretty
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hahahah
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# COCKNOSE!
what an age old insult
woo!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# pianist
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Hahahah nicely
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Spot the clever edit(s)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# immature lulz
also, bugger-nut-squash, i missed my 4th b3taday. *weeps*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# :(
*Give belated cock-cake*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Huzzahrations!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Ahh......Tuesday.
Nice joke.

in fact ..woo.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Raiders of t'ark!
It's the Yorkshire TV version
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# lols
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Careful now.

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Genuine lol
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# look at thoes fucking seams!
YES!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I see what you did there
On another note (slight TJ here), I just calculated the possible combinations of the Foul-o-Matic.

10,391,040 possible insults, swearwords and cursewords

O_O
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Did it have...
Fucking sad cunt?


;P
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# probably yes
:)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# oh laugh it up
peebrain

;)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Hehe
I did something very similar once.

Can't find it though, so you'll have to make do with the dynamic comic: www.dynamiccomic.com/

/edit: which seems to have lost its images again
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Ahhaa.
I was gonna do 'Hindiana Jones and the Quest for the Perfect Balti'.

Shant now.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Raiders of the Tark! Oh boy!
Beautiful seamage
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Is that shopped?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Gosh
You people are better at this than I had thought...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# you'll get the hang of it eventually
try this, assuming you're not using photoshop, it's free and better that paint.
www.getpaint.net/
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:43, archived)
# WE ARE TEH PHOTOSHOP POLICE
bend over and spread'em
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# seamlessly done
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# seams alright...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# seams to be fine
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:48, archived)
#

Haven't made one of these for a while :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# KEANUUUUU!
nice.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# BUT IT'S NOT A BOAT
??
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# AH ...BUT IT IS...
A "BOAT RACE" If you will.

cockernee
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Ha
good point me old china
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I miss these
these are flecking flawsome.

*woos*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# and it shows!
ha ha ha haaaaaaaa - great stuff, Mofaha. I am somewhat in awe.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# SADAKO, NOOOOOOO!
Nice!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# and they're still nice
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# still good :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I have seen the future.

Its mainly all just sweary adverts though.

Edit: oh fuck thats quite a lot of text.

I will do more drawings next time. PROMISE.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# frog fucks granny
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# who in turn fucks off rob
and the rest is history.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# THIS SHIT IS AWESOME
*spluffs*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes please :D
Sign me up!
*click*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# how much!
i wants one!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I think I need some INTURNOTS NINE POINT 4ER
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Webhead?


(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I would like to purchase this Inturnots Nine Point 4er
as long as it contains that man.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# ha i likes it
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# hahaha
this is minty
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# i thought minty was a bad thing???
i'm confused...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:54, archived)
# i like mint
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:59, archived)
# hmm
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:01, archived)
# ah i c
having never watched the OC i didnt know that meaning
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:10, archived)
# woo for future internets!


(if you can't see it, it's cos it has "ad" in its name and adblock blocked it)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha
Awesome!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:57, archived)
# The Wise One

(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*clicks*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# that doesn't look a bit like Ernie
- besides, where's Eric?

Top shoppage though, nonetheless!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# o'rly?


(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# ya
rly
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] EGG! EGG! EGG!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# *dials one-and-a-half*
twice
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# not sure why really..
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Hahahahah!
I'd watch that!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Attatch width!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
#
Sarah Jessica Parker looking better than usual.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Most brill!
You diirrty old man!

Not you!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# haha :)

ace font work
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# you never need a reason why
:)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# onward march
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Funnily enough
when I read that, Bolt Thrower here said something remarkably similar

nice!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# the death metal band
bolt thrower?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# The same one.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# meshuggah FTW
was it your good self who pointed me towards dance disaster movement? they equal the bollocks.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# never heard of them
so I guess not ;)

I'm going to see Messhuggah and Dillinger Escape Plan on the 21th :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# might've been mofaha then
i must pay more attention.
mediocre=goatee
mofaha=emo-hating-step-dad-who-likes-dancedisastermovement

Meshuggah will be insanely awesome im sure :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# ;)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# nice :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# KSS!

Show us your 658th face please
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Hey! Don't change your sig!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# sorry chief
here's the affore mentioned face

||||||||
O-O
\__/
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# More of this type of thing!
(i'm assuming you did that monstery/soldiery one the other night too?)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# yup
i did that castle one
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Well in that case,
You get a big squeezy hug.

The sun makes me huggy. It's either that or the ecstacy... Who knowsss.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# This reminds me, it's about time to shoot some bitches.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# i like how a demonic thing like that
keeps an untidy headge. Much woo!

'ning everyone :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# This is a story.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Really nice monster
in this one.
i specially like the hole in its abdomen
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# thats his mouth
i think u upset him now
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Then now
i'm the deaded.
Bury me somewhere peaceful, with the drugs.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Sadistik Exekution?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Viva la Vida.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Awesome :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)
# BLACK SHIRT EQUALS THUMB
I NEVER KNEW
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)
# CRAZY MATHS
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# is that the guy from
Moldplay?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Yes.
But he wishes he were from Radiohead. ;]
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Thom Yorke?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I hope you don't mind, I put a link to your RSS feed on my website.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I LOVE YOU THOM
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# O, U MOTHY OLIVE
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Hole Vomit You
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Gimpy-eyed freak
I love you
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# You could fit a small dolphin quite comfortably between his teeth.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# This is true.
But y'know it's cos he's a Brit, innit.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Fwah fwah fwah.
I'm being British.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Joisee.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# MAH TEEFS ARE FYNE.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Yeah?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I WAS TALKING FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE DRAWING, NUMBNUTS.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Oh...right.
I AM NOT A NUMBNUTS! YOU'RE A NOB JUGGLER!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# AWWWW BUUUURN
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I'll burn your tits off.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# No.
No you won't.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Duh.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# God damn it.
What do you say to duh!?
FUCK YOU.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I've been in a plastic bubble today.
DO NOT FUCK WITH ME!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# ...you have?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# YES!
It was fucking weird and hot.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Which highly infectious disease do you have?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Good taste and reasoned judgement.
No-one wants to catch that these days.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Fuck, keep away from me.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Why!?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# NAYOOW JOIYZEEEEE
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# *gnashes naturally perfect teeth*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# I got 'em too.
But I'm not British, so it's no surprise.
;]
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# You have good teeths
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# That what I was saying.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# And I was verifying.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# STOP STALKING HER
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I'M NOT, WE BROKE UP, SILLY.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I will punch you in your mouth.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# HUSH,
YOU BRITISH, YOU.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# BUT I HAVE GOOD TEETH
OTHERWISE THEY WOULD NOT LET ME STAY
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
#
IS THAT WHY YOU WERE KICKED OUT OF THAT ENGLAND?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Exactly.
My teeth exceeded Brit Specifications.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# THAT CAN'T BE IT, THEY LET ME STAY HERE.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# *hides mouth*



(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I HAVE OBVIOUSLY NEVER EVER SEEN AN AMERICAN WITH BRACES
OH NO WAIT YES I HAVE
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Hey! I'm British and I d....
No, actually I do have a gap in my teeth. I concede defeat. :(
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Bahahah!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Thanks to years of braces, I had beautiful teeth for a while.
Now my wisdom teeth are shifting them all in different directions and ruining everything. Cunts.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I'd have them removed as soon as possible,
a short time of pain, and you'd have nice teeth for a very long time.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I don't have a gap.
In fact, I have an antigap. My right front tooth is further forward than the left, and overlaps slightly. It's genetic, I guess. My brother has it too.

FUCK YOU, GENES.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Haha
Another problem with my teeths is that by bottom teeth are much further back than my top ones, so they go behind.
When I shut my mouth normally I can fit my finger between them. :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Mine are like that, sort of
It's not a big gap, but it's there, and I can feeel it wif mah tung.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# *shitstorm*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# *Toothstorm*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# FATTY MERKIN
;)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Oi, you!
At least I don't go gallivanting off to have a social life! Peh!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# :D
I had a very nice walk and talk yesterday evening with one of my friends :D
Soon I hope to be seeing a real-live lady-fan in person, it'll be terrific!
Luls :P
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Hahahah.
Sounds lovely. :D
And ooh. Exciting!
^_^
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# She will kill you
and feast upon your eyes.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# He gets to shag Gwyneth Paltrow
...it's not fair...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Hahahah.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# kill him everything.
i can't even compliment you on this i'm afraid. i hate him too much
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah.
Oh, wow.

x]
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# chris martin is nothing but a fluffy bunny

a bit like this one
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Oh my god.
His cheek just exploded a little.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Brillyfab!!
I know who he is too!!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Hahahah
Thanks! ^_^
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# He is a nonce ever since his annoying political rantings.
He's second only to Tom Cruise, except he's taller all less gay.

Nice picture though.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Hahahah
thanks, though. :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Shiny, shiny fingaz!
:D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Huzzzah!
*doffs hat*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Thank you kindly.
*curtsies*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# *pushes over*
MUAHA!!

*sits on naughty step*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Oi!
*attacks*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# *runs*
*throws cans*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:44, archived)
# *jumps cans*
*chases* *trips on own feet* *falls*
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, Tu9!!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I enjoy their music
And I endorse this image
:D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Oh, why thank you!
And I have had Viva la Vida stuck in my head for days. :/
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# In tribute to my home county
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# *squints*
i think i need new glasses
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# fred jacques
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Shit yes.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# that's fucking terrible
well done!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Awesome
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# *applauds heartily*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
# It was too early, i don't care! :P
Photobucket
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Hahaha
fantastico
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# heh..
My fail gif is in sync with Uniqlock
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# :D
Can I just say how good 'high' is again?

Yes.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# haha my no. 1 fan :)
check out www.last.fm/music/c_kick

edit: high is labelled '4-3-2' there
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Oh nice.
I just love the track, also your video for 'Nocturnam' is excellent.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DPHoFkoGYY
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# ta :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Make it 300K and we'll talk
;)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# sorry :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I've seemed to have run out of internet!


(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# This makes me wish there was a species of living hairdryers
that just went around drying all the animals and being nice
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# i would add this but this thread is big enough already
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# I demand my half a Meg image!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# ha !
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)
# YAY!!
This is bloody great! :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I also ahve a 3/4 meg, but let's hope I don't have to get her out anytime soon
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# oh

*rezips*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# YESH!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# ace!
now do half a gig
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# You mean...?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# YOU READ MY MIND
that is just awesome. Never figured you'd get it :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# SEXY TIME
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:41, archived)
# OMG!
It all makes sense now! LOL!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:25, archived)
# i raise you half a face


Click for bigger (106KB)
sorted
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# can't click

but this one is already bigger than 97KB, so thanks
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# bugger
sorry about this
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# hahahaha!
oops, i did that yesterday,posted my click for huge version of something, but fixed it damn quick
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Nah
it happens sometimes.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Loverly!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:46, archived)
# ffs
that's far too fucking big to be posted on here
plus it's effectively a repost as you've posted the still version in it's own thread

really, this is not on
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# i didn't have a still version.
and you're a fucking cunt.. stop complaining
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# *sigh*
It's going to be like that again, isn't it.

Look, make the file size smaller and we'll all be happy.

It's a good image, but it's currently being spoilt.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# yeah, i'm a cunt
and you're on ignore
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# perhaps you could just be a love and optimise it
edit/ splendid.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# i thought i did to be honest..
and i didn't look at the filesize much..
so no reason to jump on me.. like i'm taking all your internet in purpose..
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# no problem, you fixed it
it can be a pain to get the size down sometimes, but more oft than not it doesn't effect things too much and adds to the fun of making it, as you said earlier linking is always an option.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# With a filesize like that
you're bound to ruffle some feathers!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# That's rather good, but it's twice the regular size.
I'm sure you realise this.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# you were doing quite well
until you pearoasted this...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
#
Hahaha! It's great
But too big D:
Half the filesize pls.
You could do it easily by halving the dimensions.
DO IT NOW D:
Please
And in future, no pearosting in a new thread.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# ok? happy?
what's the diff.. it looks better in big version.. i know, click for big blah blah..
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Some people are on 56k
Some pay by the amount they DL.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# who are those people?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Mongy
Sargent
Lemony
...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Obviously such
a person can't possibly exist, since you don't know anyone like that.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I'm happy
but it's got nothing to do with you or your image
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Better.
Please read the FAQ before askign a question like that.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:04, archived)
# thank you so much
oh mighty adviser..
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# It's good, but it's not right
Keep animations to 250kb.

Like this:
www.b3tards.com/u/57a418c694bc7c6296b3/blowb2.gif

*edit* Much better! :D Woo!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Nicely done
Have fun getting the source?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# it's dita von teese
:)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# she aint got hair like that,
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# she has
at least in this picture she does
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Is she married to whatshisname
The beautiful people singer

edit: the manson chap
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)
# you mean
Marilyn Manson (sic)
i heard they divorced..
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# *wikis*
burlesque eh? nice... *is educated s'more*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# burlesque:
shit strippers
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:54, archived)
# sewer wall cleaners?
tis meant to be 'classier'
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# How do you strip shit?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I thought it was
Nigella Lawson!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Me too
(still would)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:53, archived)
# goodness...
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# That's a strange way to wipe your bum


lovely stuff!~
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Now that's not very healthy!
I hope she washed her hands :D
Also: much woo found here :)
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# noice
*adjusts clothing*
TJ: can someone tell me the click for bigger html command? i've forgotten it
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# <a href="http://www.your.bigimage.com/here.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://yoursmall.imagehere.com/voila.jpg"></a>
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# ty
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Wrap this around your image:
<a href="sourceOfBiggerImageGoesHere">
<img src="smallImageAddressGoesHere">
</a>
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Brill as ever..
No word on the milestone yet?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# ^
yeah, get the lead out you slacker!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# *looks down, toes the dirt a little*
*looks up*



*puppy eyes*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# *gets kit off wothout a milestone*



(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# *smoosh*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:59, archived)
# oh you dirty, dirty, talented boy!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Nice work, as per.
Edit: Public loo?

Very, very sorry.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:52, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Norties.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# That looks like Nigella
That sexy hussie :D
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Static stockings ftw
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)

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