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# Have a Monday Puffin on his way to w**k:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Does he work for the Ministry of Silly Squawks?
:D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:59, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:46, archived)
# Pfffft
'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Arf! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:50, archived)
# aren't they all?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Not mine
Constantly on show, it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:52, archived)
# not to me it isn't
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:55, archived)
# *beckons closer*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# *checks profile*
you are male. You're gunna hafta pay...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:00, archived)
# It's very well concealed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:06, archived)
# Some are concealed,
some are congealed. Some are even Ronsealed.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:52, archived)
# I've got visions of old slappers fake tanning their mimsies now.
My brains refusing to recognise the congealed bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:54, archived)
# I once read an article about women tanning their labia.
quite good.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:56, archived)
# I have to wonder why...
"I have the most awful tan lines on my foo-foo...something must be done!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:00, archived)
# It was all about maximum tanning without sunburn
which apparently is quite painful
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Congealed fake tan cream
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:57, archived)
# congealed.
oh deary me...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:55, archived)
# I watched The Specialist the other day for the first time in ages
God she was sooooo lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:50, archived)
# I would've
that said, half the people in my dvd collection would also get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:53, archived)
# ....

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
This is miles better than the bloke with the creamy moustache!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:39, archived)
# Happy dynamite day!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:44, archived)
# Isn't everything?
BTW:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:44, archived)
# could be made better if the red and yellow candles...disappeared?
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:50, archived)
# If you like wooley porn then you'll love
www.blankspace.com.au/current_exhibition.htm
This link is probably safe for work, contains an add/summary of an art exhibition featuring crudely knitted phalli. no worse than the usual CDC's you see around here.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:54, archived)
# The black willy has all of teh girth
artists personal experience perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)
# *shrug* I dunno.
I just hate to think that she probably got a grant to it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Me too.
The big blue canvas in the liverpool tate pisses me right off. If you paint a metre square canvas with one colour of blue, and call it art, you are not an artist. You are a decorator. If it took you more than one go to get the right blue, you are a shitty decorator. If you sold it for thousands, you are an unspeakable stain upon humanity.

This supports my theory that a fair amount of 'art' is something a 3 yr old could've done, except that the 'artist' has created a bullshit explanation, and managed to get alot of rich and stupid people to collectively wank his ego.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)
# You, sir, have got my kind of hate going on.
A man after my own black heart.

"Decorator" is right. I love this one art gallery in my home town, it's equal part arts, crafts, and decoratorly things, but the arts and crafts are more decorative.

I've got a crush on the exhibit with the videos of rocks being heated to white hot shown in a dark room, though.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Hippy Candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:45, archived)
# Happy b3taday sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:46, archived)
# caykeday! have a b3tacayke!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
It's mine soon...I was going to get my 5000th on my fifth b3taday...but the "getting sexy in the gym for nudey pictures" part of the plan didn't quite pan out.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Thankyou all!

I posted my 27000th on my first b3taday


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:53, archived)
# I'm woefully quiet on the posting front.
I didn't post at all for about 18 months...I was on awful AOL 56k, and by the time the board had loaded, any reply I made would be to an image about three pages ago. I need to get my arts on some more, and post things! I often wonder if I turned up to a bash, would anyone know me?

BTW, are you getting 18k/yr for awesome punnage?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:58, archived)
# no, 18,000 posts a year . . .
18000 posts a year . . .on average


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Impressive.
If only b3ta could serve as a means of supporting oneself...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
& 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)
# Hippy Bird-Day
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:12, archived)
# HAPITY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:44, archived)
# beards and moustaches are unfairly critised and repressed
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Pfft
He looks a bit like GMOS.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# The B3ta/3MY Comic Book Project - Issue #0


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Its now live - if you are interested in submitting for issue #1 please go to: 3millionyears.co.uk/random/the-b3tacom-comic-book/

Edit: The direct link for the comic is: 3millionyears.co.uk/__oneclick_uploads/2008/06/b3ta-comic-_0.pdf
5.2mb
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:28, archived)
# Yay!
Top points for putting in the effort
to get it all together. I try to get
something new in should you go
mad and do it again. [/;-D

flipping thru now... lots of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:34, archived)
# I am mad
And I am going to do it again - issue #1!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Both a Pearoast, and only tenuously related to compo!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:32, archived)
# :S
pearoast you say? In a new thread you say?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:33, archived)
# To shreds you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hahahhaaa
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:34, archived)
# No!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)
# 30th june - Will Oldham


As requested by Tom. Keep sending me requests :)
(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:24, archived)
# hahah
Unexpected Will Oldham!

I was listening to him just half an hour ago
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:33, archived)
# O
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 7:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 7:57, archived)
# HAHAHAH
That's ace
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 8:01, archived)
# You cut out the hands!
Rock on \m/
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] work for the elderly.


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(TheDogBite, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 7:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 7:57, archived)
# i need a drink
Photobucket
(sillygooseofdoom murp,SHANIKWA, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 7:05, archived)
# i loooooove your art work.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 7:11, archived)
# O-:
NAO IT IS DYSLEXIA HAPPY TIEM
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 7:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Auto-RIS
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 5:29, archived)
# MAKE FUCKING MORE FUCKING MONEY SELLING FUCKING COCK THAN FUCKING CLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 5:32, archived)
# ORLY?
Do tell
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 5:32, archived)
# JUST LOOK IN THE BACK OF ANY POPULAR COMICBOOK FOR THE SELL DICK CO. MAIL IN COUPON.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 5:36, archived)
# *puts his tackle on ebay*
???
Profit

Mebbe
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 5:41, archived)
# NEED MORE METH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 5:37, archived)
# Don't we all
(or is that pronounced "meh"?)
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 5:38, archived)
#
www.tvparty.com/bgifs14/easy-ec.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 5:40, archived)
# Alcohol seems to solve most things
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 5:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 5:43, archived)
# Try here
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 5:51, archived)
# Hahahaha..
* Rimbrandt
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 6:19, archived)
# Is she really going out with him?
Because i know it's different for girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 6:05, archived)
# Great album,
I always liked the picture, too - hence inspired
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 6:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Another glitter one
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:30, archived)
# GARRY GLITTER HAS SEX WITH KIDS'S SHITTERS
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:34, archived)
# I always wanted to be in gary gliters gang then this whole paedophile thing happened
turns out i already was.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:42, archived)
# I finally got round to activating your account on zombiemoonrobots
I had a bit of a backlog.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:56, archived)
# what IS zombiemoonrobots?
Would I like it?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:58, archived)
# Quite possibly.
I'm MORE than a mod there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 4:16, archived)
# HOLY FUCK, THIS GUY'S A PEDOPHILE!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:56, archived)
# The longest bandwagon there ever was!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 4:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 4:54, archived)
# The child is sad because he doesn't understand what is happening.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 5:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 5:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 5:29, archived)
# Just having a go at the old B&W photo thingy...

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# don't listen to them
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 4:58, archived)
# Interesting.
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Just
in case of emergency...

(Mr_SD, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:51, archived)
# Slicing up a Coldplay album will cheer you up?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Does this come as a surprise to you?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:57, archived)
# It really does.
I thought everyone except me loved them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:03, archived)
# I think they are listenable with
a couple of very good tracks.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:06, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm unable to read that without it sounding like a vicious put-down.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Shut up.
You liked A Rush of Blood to the Head. You even had me make you a copy, and now you listen to it. ALL THE TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)
# FUCKING FUCKING FUCK
I liked 3 tracks on that CD and I played them for a couple of weeks BEFORE I GOT INTO RADIOHEAD, FORGIVE ME THOM, I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# THOM IS DISSAPOINTED AND ANGRY.
THOM WILL NEVER LOVE YOU NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# LOL
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# AH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# THOM WILL KICK YOU OUT OF THE GIG.
THAT WILL BE IT. RADIOHEAD IS OVER FOR YOU. YOU WILL FOREVER BE LIKE MOM WHEN YOU SING THEIR SONGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:14, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:14, archived)
# YES
IT IS TRUE
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:15, archived)
#
Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:15, archived)
#
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:24, archived)
# I can't sleep :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:54, archived)
# haha
you should listen to cd's of a constant single frequency square wave.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# you will when you've heard the second album, the edgy "74 Minute Sawtooth"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)
# excerpts from thier new album
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hiJrsou69lg
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:21, archived)
# He does.
Brian Eno's Ambientambienambientthisisreallyambient album.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)
# PWND
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Better throw her in the water, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:17, archived)
# I could make one of those, all I need is a bunch of analogue synthesisers and some good drugs for my cat
:D

edit: also, I'd take the drugs too, and me and the cat would play various hits of the 60's
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)
# sorta like this...
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KYNB0tkZw0M
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)
# ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS OUT OF MUSIC FOR AIRPORTS
YOU'D BETTER NOT BE TAKING THE PISS OUT OF MUSIC FOR AIRPORTS


OOOOOOH
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:58, archived)
# There, there, Hexy *manhugs*
Not everyone appreciates art as much as we do.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 6:44, archived)
# The aesthetics of modern music are the aesthetics of lulla byes
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Well
I was going to mutilate myself but that's a far better idea!
(Mr_SD, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:59, archived)
#
album
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Do you mean
that X&Y will cheer you up from depression?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Something
like that...

Someone call me an ambulance.
(Mr_SD, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:48, archived)
# You're an amublance...
//late.
(The If has remembered this site., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 4:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:37, archived)
# "Surely the judges will come down on him like a ton of bricks."
"Carrying bikes on the back of a motorbike, is not a very sportsman like way to run this race."

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=D568_-2E2Uo
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:41, archived)
# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)
# so many times I can set my watch by it
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Product mashing needs madness or filth.
Magazines, comedy shows, and the usual websites have
done and will do every one that comes up before you/us.

However, only up to a "comfortable" point.
See: Dr. Dyslexia's blood-mouth.

Also
Ground dicks in shit sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Fixed it
There you go
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# someone always has to be a pendant
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# bindun
lol
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)
# lolcopters
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# hello
what is happening
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)
# hello questioning shark
I wish to enquire upon what are the circumstances at present
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)
# "I'm a leopard shark mofo."
"Don't you be callin' me up in the night again you hear, I'm a leopard shark maaaaan!".
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)
# He's just some punk who hangs at the mall with the other troublemakers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:45, archived)
# hitler + blacks etc.
*silly shark.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Actually it is a Golliwog.
It's not human.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golliwog
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:58, archived)
# Lazy sunny sunday afternoon/early eve for me.
I about to make a sandwich. Turkey and cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:44, archived)
[challenge entry] slow children lulz ahahahahahahaah1!!!!!!
oh.. wait...




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(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# haha a variation
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)
# yessss
i was gonna go to bed then inspiration struck. now it has a comment so i can sleep. :P hi and bye y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# me too
night
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)
# How could anyone disagree?
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# he's bound to win
look at his tiger tim air punch.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Yeah
we really need more heroes like Andy.
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:48, archived)
# FUCK YEAH, TENNIS
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:47, archived)
# after serving a game of aces there's nothing l like more then an ice cold pint of horse jism.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:55, archived)
# oh you country boys and your fancy ways of talking
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)
# i can't keep up demand for trendy SOHO bars.
they are going through gallons of the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)
# that's my mantra while i practice masturbation to :)
Edit: that's right practise masturbation to smiley faces made out of punctuation...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)
# you have to practice? the hell did you do during your teenage years?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)
# practice makes perfect
i'm down to 15 seconds now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I thought perfect would be more the other end of the spectrum?
Hell, what am I saying, I envy you!
I myself am at 1 minute 12 D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Strongbow?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Heh
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:33, archived)
# well of course it's a bad bong, there's no where for the dope
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)
# i could make a bong out of a bow easy.
as long as someone else promises to actually smoke it. i hate the stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh no!!!!!
(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)
# you bastards!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# oh noes...
(Kinky Robot, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Oh My God!
They killed my Granny!

YOU BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Hehe, aww!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# BOKE
was going to shop a nervous granny into this but now require eye/mind/labido bleach to cleanse the horrific experience that was a google image search for 'Granny'
(Kinky Robot, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Don't go there
I beg you
(Kinky Robot, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Been on a GILTF trip?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I am now...
It's like a train wreck. I can't stop looking at them. My second monitor is full of horror. but I can't stop.


Heeelllppp meee
(Kinky Robot, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# lols hysterically
train wreck

You don't know what you're missing.

Then again, you do now.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# you are a GILF, that mean a grandma i would like to....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Filet?
I imagine they wouldn't filet very well. Better minced.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# They're game old birds though
You've got to give them that
(Kinky Robot, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Flambe?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# You are a GELF
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# its better than Rimmer
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Its better?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# sure, anything is better than being rimmer
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Carkobydrates!
Is booze food?

No.

Aaaaaaah! That's a yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:47, archived)
# Oh fuck.
Brilliant.
*Stops laughing long enough to click*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I'll have a pint and so will my wife
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Fill that with mindpiss my good man
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# you bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)
# I've been to Kilkenny
Actually a nice, large typical Irish town.
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Whaddya know, jokes ARE better than technique!
By the by I just want to share: Damn Funny Lolcat

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# *crickets*
your cats?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Nope, I just like lolcats...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:14, archived)
# OH MY GOD...
WE KILLED KENNY
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)
# This has already bindun as a response several times
Have you no creativity?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:52, archived)
# :(
not alot no
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:52, archived)
# First sign of madness you know...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Putting bacon on the end of a stick,
walking around town wearing hats as shoes and making chicken noises?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:56, archived)
# BOOOK BOOOOK BOOOK BOOK BUK AWWWK!!!
*waves bacony stick*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:58, archived)
# *slams hand on buzzer*
*buzzzz!*
You forgot the hats for shoes! You're not really insane! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# No!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# wait! you forgot your hat!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:00, archived)
# bugger there goes my chevron
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:01, archived)
# ooo thats what tom o'bedlams used to do
A star
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)
# USED to do?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:02, archived)
# It's the only way I can be assured of intelligent conversation :P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)
# aw poor kebab
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Click.
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Oopsy
(kwality8, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)
# A lot of people like to complain
about speed cameras being a money making device for the police, which may be true, but it's really easy to avoid paying the fines. Just take your foot off the pedal on the right and apply it to the middle pedal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)
# It's really not that hard, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Also: driving at the speed limit
to begin with
Also: why do they signpost them?
I thought the idea was to catch criminals not let them know when they'll get caught.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Pointless not letting a criminal know when they've been caught
I'd've thunk
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Well, you know what I mean
Telling a criminal when they have to slow down
If you have to slow down in the first place then you're already breaking the law.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# However, if you don't warn them and they see the speed camera at the last minute,
slam on the breaks and get rear-ended, it can end in serious injury to the non-guilty party behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# True, but it's the same story if a pedestrian crosses the road
Speeding just doesn't help matters at all.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I think they have to legally tell you
when cameras are being used on a stretch of road and likewise, they have to paint them to be highly visible when any of the fine is kept by the police force. The point being they are intended as a road safety measure (make people slow down) rather than a sneaky money gathering device.

But whatever the reason for them, driving at or under the speed limit (even a little over probably) means no fines. It is up to the individual if they obey the speed limit or not, but if you want to break it there is no point being a big baby and crying about the fine when you get caught.

I say this as someone who has been caught speeding, although not by a camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# If you see the giant signs and bright yellow cameras, you slow down, which is what they're intended for.
If you don't see anything, you carry on speeding.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I liked the idea of changing the speed cameras to be painted yellow.
IT'S NOT FAIR, WE CAN'T SEE THEM AND YOU'RE TRICKING US.

Well, here's an idea. Don't break the speed limit, and you won't get caught. Then it doesn't matter if you can see them or not, you fucking dolt.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)
# ^this
If you really need to get somewhere, then try organising your life better so you can leave earlier.
I mean it's not like if there's a traffic jam you're allowed to drive up the other side of the road (which some guy did the other day, and he was pissed off at us for being in his way while he was driving down the wrong side of the road)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:19, archived)
# one of my mates has a thingy on his sat-nav that beeps when he is nearing a speed camera...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)
# a trained beetle?
His dead mother's pacemaker?

WHAT IS IT?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# One of my friends has the same.
It's fucking stupid, if you get caught, you were breaking the law. If you want to bitch and moan about not knowing there was a speed camera there, you can get fucked. There are signs pointing out the speed limit, it's not rocket science.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I thought it was illegal too
but it was installed by his company, and apparently he's not breaking any laws... I think it's to do with the type of warning... he says this one just indicates where a camera is likely to be, rather than detecting them, which is illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Just because it's not illegal doesn't make it not stupid though :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# It's illegal in Scotland, but not England, Wales or Norn' Ireland.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:46, archived)
# well, i live in germany...
so i don't think it's illegal here.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# FAIL..
You've missed the point

/VFR Blog
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# serves them right if they want to be a twatty boy racer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)

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