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Your kind of movie?

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

the board is brilliant today

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

^this

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)

This

Not worth its own thread:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

I can NOT has election, shirley?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

ERECTION SUPLIES!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

OH HAI

I yam in yur erstwhile colony beatings up the peepls and telly nawty lies.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

lolz

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noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

Needs more

drool

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

hahaha

I love this film.

I bought the two disc set for £3 in HMV JUST for paul Verhoeven's commentary.

That man is a god

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

ahha

the tongue makes it work :)

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

yay!

and woo!

and mnnggggghhh getyoasstomars

(NickBlinko Papas Adrianas, Papas Adrianas, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)

yes

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)

Hehe

Just like the people who like Arnie films.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

I know it's not exactly a road sign...ahem...

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Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

That's not exactly a road sign...

Morning ninj!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

Mornin Barb!

NUTS again today mate, well done sir!

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Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

Oh lovely :)

Cheers!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)

their all gay!

and pfffft!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

Hahaha!!!

It's all true...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

hahah

very funny

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)

Haha! Great!

'ning b3ta.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)

I think he likes you...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

SEXYTEIM!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

sweet suffering fuck

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

Work it baby

'Ning Fresh! Lurve the eyes have a click before he caves me 'ead in!

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Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

Ninj! How the devil are you?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

Fine Sir!

...and you?

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Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

Me? I'm on top of the world!

I bought one of those bouncy seat things that hangs from a door frame for my 12 week old son and he bloody loves it! I want one in my size...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

i used to love that

one of my earliest memories

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

They're fantastic things. He's leaping around like Michael Flatley.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

Sounds ace...

...don't forget the hard hat! Too big a bounce and he'll hit the door frame bless him ;-)

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Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

*fears hard*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

Holy fuck!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

*click*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

I am passing this by every day at Piccadilly Circus

Had to get it out of my head

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sinisterduck, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

Crikey!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

Hahaha

/edit: it's not uncommon

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

I like this alot!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

I want to peel his 'nana, and gorge on the sucullent flesh!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

How rare!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)

Pants!

Hypnosis works.

:o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

Happy FP good Sir.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)

yeah just realized

woo

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sinisterduck, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)

i see nothing to brag about

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)

Pffft.

Congrats on the FP

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

Needs more magenta

(akav0id, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)

well, it doesn't fit into the literal signs compo

But it might fit into the "greatest disappointment" QOTW.

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 4:13, archived)

lol

and stuff

(william_shatner, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)

Black pudding - the shocking truth

My Webshite

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

hahaha

bleurgh!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

HAHHAHAAAHAH

I like pigs, I love giving blood, and i love black pudding so this i give 10/10

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

Racist.

Etc.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

blood sausage?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

mmmm braw

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

BLOOODS!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

Haha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

hahahahaha!

yum, yum

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

Damn Lilliputians. They get everywhere....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

that's a let down

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

Hahaha just what I needed to see here

'ning the board

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

NING Mediocre!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

I hate it when that happens

Woo!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

Noooooo! That is worse that anchovies!

Sorry to TJ but I had to take this picture. I have no idea why this guy was taking a photo of his wife. I suppose it would be a cruel twist of fate if it came out with redeye was well!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

Racist lols

i86.photobucket.com/albums/k99/dmendelson/Pointless_family_photo.jpg

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

Argh

Denizens!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

arf

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

pffft

those sillies, womens are for the looking at

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

"And here is a picture of the tree I tied my wife to"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

He left her some water in a bowl though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

Awww sweet

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

red eye *smirk*

*snort*
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

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Ratsta, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)

Smear them onto toast with ketchup

and it'll taste just the same.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

Glory!

I absolutely adore S&S. Best of all the web comix.

Though it should come out more regular. Like - every week or something.

I can has spoken?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

Nice one :) - MMM Flat Italian Dinner

Is she white with black stripes
or black with white stripes?

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

Pffft.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

Woo!

and COO! I was wondering about whether you'd draw someone of different ethnicity . . .
and ACE it is!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)

GET HIM, BARRY!

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

Show me you moves (Boobs)!

I approve of hidden links.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)

Icon tiem

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

YAHTZEE!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

*Is reminded*

*checks The Escapist*
*glees*

And nice icon!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

Don't listen to Yahtzee about MGS4

For it is bloody awesome. I was playing it for that long last night that the game literally said, "don't you think it's time for a break?"

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

i never liked metal gear.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

Very much this. Fucking tedious.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

It (Metal Gear Solid, anyway) had very few of the best game elements:

Very little twitch.

Very little beauty.

Very little feeling of exploration.

No real surprises (aside from the ouch you're dead variety).

Too many games are just movies you're made to press buttons to watch.
Crappy movies at that.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

I just thought it was pretty railroaded

and i HATED the control system.

Also i like more action, not that i don't like to think, just that i also like to kill, a lot.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

I liked the first one

until I got to a boss who I killed with a smigden of health left and the cunt came back to life and killed me

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

I liked MGS2's actual gaming bits

But they seemed few and far between: I get very frustrated with cutscenes.

I lack patience, and I never really figured what the fuss was all about.

Splinter cell is better by far...

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

Blasphemy!

Skip the cutscenes then. Still a freaking sublime game, especially compared to that tripe Splinter Cell!

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

Haha. you console jokeys are crazy.

MGS what? Play something grown up like WOW ;)

(let me get my popcorn before the fight ensues please ).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

new episode?

hook us up with the link guv'

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

you are quick!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

I am quick, slow

quick quick slow

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

*foxtrots with fishcat

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

Just search for Zero Punctuation

There's a new one every Thursday morning so bookmark it. :)

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

work computer

no bookmarking, i do watch every week, was just being horribly lazy.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

550 and go.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

FRESH!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

Boggle!

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

GAY!

(©Family Guy)

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..wil, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

yes!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

Hahahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

"No dice flatfrog"

oh wait, my mistake, there is one

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

Never say die

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

W I N S !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

I think you'll find it's a draw

You got a 1 as well.

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

Sodding well didn't !

I got three straight nines!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

We're looking side-on, aren't we?

Hell, I say we are, I drew the thing :)
Incidentally, is it a -2 on the other side from your 9?

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

that looks like

....something.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

DIE!

nice.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

'ning all

Click for bigger (87KB)
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7482551.stm

And in other news, I hate my flatmate, for he is a dickspoon.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

dickspoon

*searches cutlery drawer*
no, I'm sure you made that up.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

Strange

I've seen you use one to stir your tea.

Unsavoury if you ask me.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

very savoury

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

I WAS SO GOING TO DO THAT!

*Only haz MSPaint*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

Heh. Took me a while to spot what you'd done.

He was indeed a silly, silly Swede.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

pffffft...

+1 point for filename :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

I was also hoping for +1 for monkey beer

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

Aha! 1337 subtlety. +1 indeed

bringing you to a grand +2!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

this was a gleeful story

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

if you don't like your flat mate shit in his sock drawer.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

If you don't like your sock drawer, shit on your flat mate

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

but I like my sock drawer, it contains my socks

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

Then you may shit wherever you choose

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

open wide!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

Aaaaarrgh!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

hahaha!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

Tempting.

The little arsecactus was playing techno til 4am.
We had to call the porters on him, but he just told them to fuck off.
I AM TIRED AND GROUCHY.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

bee bee biddledeebop

bee bee biddledeebop
bee bee biddledeebop
bee bee biddledeebop
bee bee biddledeebop
bee bee biddledeebop
bee bee biddledeebop

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

Well worth a good sock drawer shitting.

Try to make it a sloppy one, so it soaks in.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

I had a curry last night

So it should be a lovely one...

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

What's with all the b3ta crankiness this morning?

You, Quijibo and ttssattsr are all acting like a bear with a sore head this morning...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

If it makes you any happier,

I'm feeling alright and working from home today. Hurray

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

There should be a daytime TV show

"Working from home with Richard and Judy"

I'd watch it.

(davywavy, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

We all have a linked consciousness, natch.

Either that, or those two could also hear the techno from many miles away.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

another good idea poorly executed

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)

oh deary dear!

I don't know what is worse. That or the fact I giggled!
'ningles all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)

ning guv

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

Big TOAP.

/just woken up grumpyness

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

I have no defence

if I could have been arsed I could have made it into a roadsign and compo'd it, but I have a stinking cold and a pile of work to do, so
fuck it

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

Fair do's man, fair do's.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

b3ta threads as art part one of a one part series:

www.b3ta.com/board/8516568

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..wil, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

The return of the never popular...

Anthology...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)

Fart jokes lol

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)

^ this and "Your Mum!"

*Has to do work today - so may not be around much*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:14, archived)

nings wobbly...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)

my mum IS a fart joke

gday.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)

n to the izzing

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)

*grumbles*

GOOD FUCKING MORNING.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)

ooooh dear, not had enough tea yet?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)

NO.

I've been awoken this morning, at 8am, by the inane, insessant and excrutiatingly irritating hammering of the cunts who are re-doing the floor downstairs, so we can watch the cat slide around on it.
Unfortunately this has pissed me off royally and I will insist on playing the most horrible music horrifically loud for the duration of the cunts cunting stay.

My plan for the day is to yawn and swear at fucking everything.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)

poor lil' lambkin

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)

I AM!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

^ Grumpy Twunt

Ning: Joe Scaramanga, k3b/-\b, lordsaccharine & Ttssattsr

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:31, archived)

Goo' morn'.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:33, archived)

oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

poor widdle ttssattsr. got a widdle hangover? did de nasty hammering sound wake you up? :'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)

I was too busy drawing BATS to get pissed.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

pix or i tell them to hammer louder

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8516253

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

smashing

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

I like this

it is sweary

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)

brilliant

sadly the link is 404

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:12, archived)

fixed now...

still early

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)

thanks

that'll save me from working for another 10 mins :D

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)

Operation Purple Bastard

Is poetry.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:13, archived)

^this

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:13, archived)

\o/

WYH

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)

fart jokes. Just not funny ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)

oh that hitler

such a wag!

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Frumbert has no sig, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:31, archived)

You know thats scary

I actually have the comic that came from (Fantastic Four)

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

haha

what a cunt! :D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)

Hahaha!

Can we officially declare today 'cheap fart gag Tuesday' please?

Ning.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)

I plan to ignore myself for a day this week. For hilarity. I'll even think up a snappy name for it. Oh yes. Too right.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

\o/

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

Fire on Babylon

Click for Babylon-sized

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:36, archived)

i like that

woo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:41, archived)

Mercy.

Congrats on your icon. I'm trying to work out how to do a mash of Zippy and the Death Star.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:43, archived)

the icon i've had for years

zippy star

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:46, archived)

Then please excuse my ignorance for not seeing it before.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:52, archived)

Mess in messy layers.

Yet, I can still make out actual objects.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:05, archived)

CFB isn't very big. Other than that I really like this.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)

It's nearly a mg - I couldn't make it any bigger and still host it on B3tards.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:12, archived)

It's a wodge under a meg, and it's just 500px × 667px. I'm only moaning because I'm angry and I'd like to see this in mega-eye-fuck-o-vision

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)

Your wish is my mediocre-quality command ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)

SAVE'D.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)

oooh arty interesting

woo

Good 'Ning to all my lovely little internet lambs!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:14, archived)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:14, archived)

This is an art

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)

That

is all of the pretty!

(

Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)

Hellz yeah

Thanks for the really big version.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

the idiot

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:21, archived)

Thicky McThick of the Thickies.

GIVE IT UP, YOU PRAT!!

Arf.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:22, archived)

Is he related to

Mr Thickie Black Thickie Adder Thickie?

(Bob the Scutter, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:27, archived)

BALDRICK!!

And half a dog turd on his mother's side.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:30, archived)

this problem could

be solved with a rifle and a single bullet(high calibre to penetrate his thick skull)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:33, archived)

this would start a civil war

the ruling Zanu-pf would kill or deport everyone else
do you want 5 million Zimbabwe refugees in the UK?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:46, archived)

Is no civil war better than a civil war?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:54, archived)

Ask an Iraqi

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:59, archived)

I asked an Afgani...

As far as he was concerned it was out of a frying pan and into a fire.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)

Not really, the whole clique has to be rolled up.

That's his angle, he knows he's nowhere near as
blood thirsty as many others in that bunch.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:47, archived)

Maybe we should throw a big party, and invite them all to the big party,

until they're all best friends.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:50, archived)

America does this

Invites people like Yassar Arrafat to a "party"at Bohemian Grove
get them drunk/druggedand photo them with callgirls/boys
US foreign policy in action

/Is it Friday yet?

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:57, archived)

I can't see Yasser Arafat being much of a party goer anymore

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:00, archived)

He caught bad aids at a party he went to in america

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:03, archived)

Slowest assassination ever

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:05, archived)

i love b3ta

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:14, archived)

Hahahaha

Lidlbitopolitixthereladiesngennlemen

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:47, archived)

This is gold!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:55, archived)

cant just be me who thinks he looks like trevor mcdonald

can you imagine a program called. "tonight with robert mugabe"

i'd watch it

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connor, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:56, archived)

There was something of that ilk...

See: www.b3ta.com/links/Old_Mugabe_had_a_farm

(Mr. Green Genes YAAYY'd at, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

1st July - Pinch and a punch

(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:32, archived)

Lully texture

Clickerty click

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:34, archived)

[What a pleasant thing to wake up to :?)

the lighing really works, as does the texture.]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:42, archived)

this is fucking great

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:42, archived)

Rolling hills.

*spins ratchet*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:49, archived)

oh pretty

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:49, archived)

cool, woo

edit. needs more confused giant..

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connor, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:57, archived)

Too talented bastard!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:49, archived)

ha. he is so awfully out of proportion

would be fun to do a series though

(

connor, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:00, archived)

Only Connor could make this picture even nicer.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)

Aww nice :D

*click*

(

ClanSoul, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:02, archived)

I can see my house from up here.

Woo

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DogHorse plop, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:12, archived)

wow

amazing :)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:12, archived)

tis potaters

in dem der fields

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:22, archived)

You are Bob Ross

AICMFP

(

Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:39, archived)

So YOU'RE the one who is stealing the world's talent!

I love your stuff *click*

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Joliet, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:13, archived)

you are just smashing

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)

That is simply awesome!

I would gladly put that on my wall in a smashing frame I shit you not! Have a *click*

(

Ninj, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

^..^

Click for bigger (84KB)

(xaniac, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:31, archived)

feesh!

*puts on 3d glasses*

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:38, archived)

Yo!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:44, archived)

whoah, the little buggers are staring at me

woo to both pics

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:46, archived)

Oooh

Nice

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:30, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:08, archived)

neat-o.

this is mofaha meets picasso meets connor.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:10, archived)

Pance!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:13, archived)

DON'T WORRY EVERYONE SHE HAS A PANCE ON

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:17, archived)

DANTS PANCE.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:21, archived)

DANT? HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

dant.markeverett.com/shopping-cart.asp

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:24, archived)

eat a bag of hell!

i have tentacles everywhere.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:27, archived)

top form tonight, sir

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:45, archived)

the world must know.

(

d d, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:20, archived)

Best yet

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:33, archived)

[Wider!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:51, archived)

i like this a lot

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connor, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:00, archived)

cor

very nicely done :)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:13, archived)

gusset

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:07, archived)

i find this mildly erotic.

although, I could say that about a wet sock at this stage...

(

Frumbert has no sig, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)

More than mildly!

(

Ratsta, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:06, archived)

That Garfield!

What will he get up to next?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)

ask schrödinger.

hello!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:11, archived)

Here in the dark boxes

the strip is in an inbetween state, neither painfully unfunny nor gratingly annoying. It's only when the strip is taken out of the boxes and observed that it 'resolves' into one state or the other.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:16, archived)

says you.

it's actually a cubist rendering of a shemale with a rather wide head and no arms.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:21, archived)

Haha

actually I think I saw her earlier on flickr, along with dozens of really scary cross-dressers.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:23, archived)

pride week here was a hoot.

one highlight: a guy in a rubber dog costume, skateboarding.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:26, archived)

Haha

I'm trying to imagine that and failing.

Google's not even trying.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:30, archived)

heh.

try fetish puppy training - that'll get you more specific returns.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:34, archived)

Oh fuck

www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/crocodile-dog-costume1.jpg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:36, archived)

didn't even have to click, i saw it in the thumbnails.

what people do to their dogs....

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:39, archived)

That poor little fucker!

Jeez, do dogs do humiliation I wonder?

(

..wil, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:36, archived)

❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚
❚ ❚❚❚ ❚ ❚ ❚ ❚
❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:15, archived)

we'll just have to agree to disagree on this point.

it's rather trivial anyway, and entirely aside from the main meat of the matter.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:19, archived)

Which remindes me of one of my recent comp entries

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:47, archived)

SMELL THE GLOVE!

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:53, archived)

Que?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:56, archived)

spinal tap reference.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:00, archived)

ARF!

none more black...

(

Ratsta, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:03, archived)

heh, epic silliness.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:15, archived)

[A print of that would be good]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:52, archived)

Ok...

(

..wil, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)

We are...

the children who grew too fast...

(

Ratsta, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

haha!

great work!

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 6:39, archived)

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 4:39, archived)

Hmmm...

Angel eating a sloppy sandwich and a bug fucking a sheep...

*Gives up*

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 4:45, archived)

Characters from...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Ghost_Coast_to_Coast

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 4:55, archived)

harvey birdman

:)
eating a child sandwich?

that is all kinds of awesome

praise be to your pixel skills :)

and zorak fucking a sheep aint bad either :)

I make the sound of a train but with w's instead of ch's

Edit: best space ghost episode was easily when they did the behind the scenes one where it was just them sat round a table reading through the script.. that was hysterical. although it made me really want to see that animated as it was full on wearing your balls as a hat mental. :D

(

arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 5:03, archived)

Still mostly just "shopping" them.

Working on timing, and the like. Frustrating
and too exacting for creation just yet. Thx.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 5:15, archived)

what do you use to make them?

le 'shop?

also just noticed that a bit of bridman's left wing a the bottom keeps vanishing and reappearing. and there's a bit of glitch between his feet. i assume you've probably noticed.. but just in case. :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 5:33, archived)

Spritesheets from games are collected by insane kids.

Do a GIS and you'll find tons of them to play with.
I've built up a mini-library of around 1200 files now.

edit: Yes, and the beween the legs, dot under the sheep and ... [/;-D

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 5:39, archived)

Are you still doing anaglyphs?

When b3tards is up I mean. I found some glasses.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 5:44, archived)

I'm still looking at things to do with the idea, yes.

Not just still images or even file-animations. But also
perhaps in an iTunes visualizer or screen saver of some sort.
So I'm keen on kicking anything with it to explore for ideas.

edit: Textured Magenta messes with the eyes in anaglyph.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 5:51, archived)

heh. s/he seems worried.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:14, archived)

BeHiiiiiind you

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:18, archived)

KLUGMAN

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 5:11, archived)

bah

b3tards is down for me :(

ALSO: ok I see them now. Bless them, they're having fun.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 5:25, archived)

Hmmm, seems to be gone now for me too. End of month bandwidth overflow again?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 5:35, archived)

no, it's back now

it's back nowtry refreshing and btw . . . WOO!
gleeeeeeeee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:04, archived)

Yay!

And hello to you.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)

hello!

lully pic up there . . . PANCE!
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:31, archived)

So it is, hurrah!

edit:

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:45, archived)

that sandwich is still a-wriggling.

it must be full of delicious babby.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:07, archived)

Fresh babby!

Newly formed, garnished with minced herbs and plenty of mayo.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:48, archived)

no mayo for me, i am a porkbeast reformed.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:15, archived)

[Spaaaaace Ghooossst! Coooaassssst Tooo Coooaassssst!

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 7:50, archived)

High cocks in the lorem!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:01, archived)

[heh.

CFHuge 1MB]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:06, archived)

*likes*

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olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)

My first mash...

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 3:50, archived)

Cool :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 5:25, archived)

spunkface.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)

lol!

I hadn't thought of that...

*thinking*

would love to do Angelina

*runs scared*

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:15, archived)

i'd do her, too. it's a common fantasy.

of course, i just want her so i can steal her money.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 6:28, archived)

I've had enough of these #!@#$!"£:! flakes...

(Virulent, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)

Hahaha!

Well, I like it! :D

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..wil, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

ffs

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)

Bored`

(Virulent, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)

pfffttt....

double pfffttt.... - yr norty!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)

Curser

Howcum your hand's bigger than mine?

(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)

Steroids...

and it makes it easier to kidnap little children from European holiday resorts.

(Virulent, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)

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