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(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# When Bagpuss awoke all his friends awoke too
One comment that always stuck in my mind about your work is that you invent new colours - they are absolutely right :)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# mouse organ lol :)

Edit: That's a lovely comment, thanks for that :)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# i have a bagpuss sat next to me on my desk
i hope its not awake...sneaky bastard
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I think you'll find
that's a bag of piss. It's different.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)
# wondered what that smell was
cheers!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# ;)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I see one of those bird head poeple from Stargate.
And a lady.
Nice :)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I've asked you once so I'll ask you again...
a brief tutorial on this technique if you please!!???
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# O_o
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)
# we are Siamese if you don't please.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# lovely!

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# nice
I can't believe no one else told you
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 20:57, archived)
# :)
That's lovely
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 3:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Its a vicous circle.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# EAT DEM EAT DEM EAT DEM!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# 57 varieties, and I still haven't found a type of person I like.
/cynical arse.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Yummy and Woo!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# hahah toppage shoppage
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Haha :D
I want some.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# shirly
contains 100% fatty-lard-...

..therefore making it lard, not beanz...

you have the correct idea...ignore me...

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I chose 40%
which I understand to be the level that would qualify someone as morbidly obese.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# But soylent green is made from the old folks and emos
so it's only skin and bones, no fat!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:04, archived)
# but obesity increases mortality
therefore there are more fatty dead to go into the mix.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Human Beans is people!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Hang on...
...Soylent Green is people?!

There's a whale in the Thames?!

Jade Goody is an oxygen thief?!

When did all this happen??
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)
# it would appear to be saturday

have some shiteness

*goes back to munching jaffacakes*
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# nice!!
:)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Whoop!
Happy b3taday!
you're just in time for orangey goodness :D
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# bugger
didnt realise it was my b3ta day :(
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)
# With that and 'Teeth'
I'm not quite sure where to put my cock anymore.

Suggestions on a postcard please, leave your name and address.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# her arse?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Poop-da-loop?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)
# rrrrrrrrOWWWWWWRRRRrrrrr
Foxy
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Quickie post

I'm just shooting out. But hello everbody. *hugs all 'round*
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# shooting what out?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# She's shooting out of a cannon
It's her new hobby
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# ^i like this answer better
:-)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I'm going out shopping
with me mum and cousin.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Have you tried using SAI painter?
It's more natural than photoshop.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# 'ning kk
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# ningles
& happy shooting
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Morning!
You well?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# There is a dinosaur on your t-shirt.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# This is really nice :)
I like the mashed up lines a lot.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] BREAKING NEWS: Welsh mountains flattened by ramblers!
River Severn missing! Ferry prices to Ireland slashed!

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# if you flattened wales so sea level
it would cover 1/3 of the earths surface!*

so it must have just been the 1 fatty getting a little over excited

*100% lies
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Nice way to make sense what if your legs had grow?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)
# does that mean that
countries rise up to start swarming over its neighbours, but the welsh.........
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Thread Jack WIP
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Oooh, coming along well.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I was thinking of replacing the warpaint
with piratical tattoos
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# maybe
one with a heart that says "Mum"?

very nice!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Maori tribal stuff might be good
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I like this.
The only thing I can say is that the shorts currently look a bit like paper, but I'm sure you'll fix that.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# nice
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Cor!
top notch
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# That is very good
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# That's awesome.
I'd leave a chain link or two.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)
# this is very nice.
I'd change the filename though.
The right hand looks a little divorced from its forearm but I think that's a matter of perspective rather than anything else.

what's it for, anything in particular?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Impossibox


Ed: Can any of you lot recommend a good place to sell large poster prints online?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ooh
thats rather speshil
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# could be the cover
to the next Hawkwind album :)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# fucking woo!
and ARGH MY EYESES!!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# :D
I can feel my brains sloshing around inside my head.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# yipes
;( eyes
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# both are woo!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Also, woo!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Haha
awesome, 'ning.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Hope
not
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Mental!

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)
# That is well brown
Was listnin to Doremifasolatido only this morn, how queer
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)
# sweet
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Oooh, sexual.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Woo!
*clicks 'I like this'*

*dribbles a little*
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# am i fuck going to try and colour that!


EDIT: - ive not ot a clue about printing large posters online im afraid...ask JollyJack
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# :O
use paint with the fill tool for added easies.
and magenta for added b3taness
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# oh YES indeed - I love this
saved for future colouring endeavours (is there a bigger version?) :)

Large poster printing - dunno, ask Nobbynobody, he had some made a while back.

Dunno how easy it is where you are.. I've had posters done and it's relatively cheap, but depends on how many you want done, etc. The most expensive part of the operation is getting the transparancies done for the printer I guess.

edit edit: I just realised you asked "where to sell large posters" and not "where to get large posters printed" sorry, carry on.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Cheers for the advice :D
I was actually asking where I could get large posters printed. Probably should have phrased that better :D
I finished a massive A2 drawing the other day, now I'm just trying to track down a scanner big enough for it.

Also - big version
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# \o/ yay
A2 scanning? hmmm now that's a bit trickier... Would you be able to scan on a normal scanner and stitch the individual scans together?

edit: what does the pic look like? linky?

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Could do. I'll give that a try.
Here's a sneaky preview of it (I've added a few more little details since).
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Good lord, that's epic
I was going to suggest that I recreate it as vector line art, but I fear I would die before the project came to an end :)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
# This hurts my brain
is very good though :D
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Luverly
Jubberly
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I don't know
But I'm glad you asked 'cos I'd be well up for buying! Your stuff is brill.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I bought the team


Click for bigger (119KB)
Then ate the fucker
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# man boobs!
that makes me feel good about my figure
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Man boobs?
they look more like wet sand bags!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# bwah!
if you looked like that would you walk about topless?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# it's bad enough he's got his top off
but nipple rings?! urgh
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Well you can't go around doing things half assed.
Just fucking tattoo a goatse on his chest and be done with it.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hah
with the belly button as a gaping hole.
nice
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# urgh
why did i have to look at that? NSFW nipples!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# you see that kinda thing
on the street and at pools... its pretty gross, but not NSFW is it?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# yes it is
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# d'oh
:P
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Oh god
That's unpleasant
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# heheheh
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# That's
Wonderfull
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# The brother and sister team of Mustapha and Shirley Bindun

Probably means nothing to non 2000ad fans
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAND I WERE DE LAST O DE IRISSSSSSHHHHHHH ROOOOOOVEEEEEERS!!
*drunken hurl over audience*
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAND IIIIEEEIIII.. WIIILLL ALLWAYSSS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
oo0o0o0o0ooo..
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# oooh
plan!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Along with his friends, Helm, Gunnar and Pintman.
An mhaith.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I likes this lots
Woo & Yay etc.

:D
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] It's just gas..
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# FLY FATTY FLY!


edit: - you broke the /board!!

where the hell is everyone?!?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# outside probably
:)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# and with that i shall go do the dishes
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I am still not dressed yet
EDIT: rectified
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I'm here crawling futher into my scotch bottle
and farting a lot :S with an ancient midsommer murders episode on the telly.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)
# O_o
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I know eh
I've seen it twice already.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# it is only 3pm
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I'm one of those perculiar people from Australia
its midnight here
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# 3 am?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# 0003 by my bedside clock
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# fair play
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I'm here!
if that helps...

:D
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# UP UP TO THE SKYYYYYYY
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# i have gas at the moment and it fucking stinks
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# No surprise there then!
* Just logged in to say Hi and Bye as I am off to see teh Iron Maiden!



(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *jealouses*
Can I come with you?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# no sorry...

* have heard rumors about the mess you make?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# How did you
find out about the sheep? It was an accident I swear
Ah well, enjoy it, you lucky bloke!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# aw
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# you get sexier every day
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Trooper
His name is Gerolf Annemans,and he is a leader of the Flamish nationalist party Vlaams Belang
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I wish I was called Gerolf.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Gerolf moi land!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# i wish to be that man
when i grow up
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# well start walking 10 miles uphill through 3 foot of snow with holes in your shoes
then walk the 10 miles back up the hill to go home.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Uphill both ways?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# yup
thats how you end up like that!

its an uphill struggle
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# such is the hardship, YOUNG PEOPLE THESE DAYS!!


that's pretty much my dad's rant and yes he did claim to walk uphill both ways
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Are you related
to M.C. Escher by any chance?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# one of two painters i know of to paint mathematically inspired objects
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# 'Tis great if a bit head-spinny
Who's the other?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Dali
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Nice!
If only the interweb had existed back then - he'd have been a great b3tan
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# well he was certainly strange enough
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# ^ heheeheheh :D
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# pfft
and with that im off to cook food

cyas in 20 mins ish
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# do you like him or not?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
#
like? I love him.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Flamish Nationalist Party?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# yes
the dutch-speaking part of Belgium
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# On fucking fire?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# ah yes
a bit slow on the uptake.


:)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Yes
They want a republic Flanders...And no Belgium anymore...
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Oh, Flemish.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# OH those crazy Flems
what will they think of next?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# And this
is Bart Dewever,he's the leader of NVA another Flemish nationalist party..
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# old man, young girl, motorised rabbit
can't say I'd be looking for that pic on google images any time soon.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] If the parmo leaves Middlesbrough and spreads country-wide


Then the obesity rate will soar! No shoppery needed.

For the people who aren't initiated
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# whats parmo?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Edited with wiki
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# AAaaaah
why didn't you say so?

that's my favourite pub meal!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# oh shit that looks tasty
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# 2girls1cup?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# :D NSFW
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)
# ah so that's what I missed out on
I shut it off right after the cup was filled. meh. not that bad. wheres the kermit video...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkhhfPhxNfg
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Haha
Also NSFW
www.b3tards.com/u/3baec04fb1b0be6e2d31/kermit_watersports.jpg

Edit: sorry Sammi, last nsfw in your thread I promise! ;)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# 0_0 *FWAPS*
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Followed up
with a deep fried mars bar. Propper!!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# no shoppery needed?
therefore the pic is not shopped?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Yes
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# oh dear
...that's not normally how it's done.
however, I will leave the Nazi-ing to those who are more inclined to do so.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Thanks!
*cowers*
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Also at every decent pub in Australia
Damn kid's water polo team turned up and ate all the cheap parmas last week. Pah!
(, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Strange Things Are Happening
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# The same thing happened to my uncle once.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# i have a strange desire to colour this in
but it will be too much effort for me
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# i did a colour!!!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# :D
Hell yes
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
# In response to the blossoming Pope Bandwagon
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# STOP
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# HAMMER
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# POPE!!!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# TEMPUS MALLEUS!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# vos can non tactus is
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Veni vidi inrideor
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# siete tutto divertente
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# wassa madda yoo, hey?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# hahahah I love this
this you
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Hey! up yours buddy!


I don't know why I made this.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Is that a canadian?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Hehe.
Probably.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# ill chop the grumpy
fucker down if he dosnt put that finger away
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# You tell him!
Maybe we should name him...
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Brian
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Woody.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# ee-waarrr-woo-waarr
edward woodward!!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# maybe bruce?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# mr tree
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# HA! so obvious!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# two irish man are walking down a road.
see a sign on a wood yard says "Tree fellers wanted"
Paddy says to Mick "Ah begorrah, if only Seamus where here, we could apply"
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Two Irish lads drinking in a spanish bar.
They see a stuffed bull's head stuck on the wall and ask the owner where it came from.
Owner said he didn't like talking about it as it killed his brother.
The two lads were suitably somber, but still needled the owner, asking was he a bull-fighter.
Owner says, "No, he was sitting under it and it fell on his head."
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Pfffffft
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# fucking trees ARE after us
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# It's like babes in the wood...
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# i can only imagine
that to be a porno
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I was a film I watched when i was a kid.
With tree that came to life in a forbidden forest or some rubbish like that.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# sounds
shite
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# It was.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# 3 me
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# U FILTAD
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# i predict 4 filters were used to make this picture
or was it drawn?

and is it your band?

what musics do you play?

which one is you?

can i sleep with your sister?

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ahhhh about 4 filters
used,correct my friend,all of them is me i have no band but play guitar,and listen to and play heavy metal,ill ask my sister for u
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# score!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# lolvanity!
original? :P
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# 4 u
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# did someone
sew an arse onto her chest?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# bloody hell
they're some boobies
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# id love to get lost in there
and what the fuck is that on her boob?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# it's a small mexican man
who got in her way near the border
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# either a mole/skincancer or a peice of poo
but most likely left over chocolate cake
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# bleugh
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# im bored
Photobucket

have a thing
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# KILLL IT
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# fuck you!


ningles!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# :( :(
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *hugs*
chin up chuck!

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# *rapes*
yay
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# im depressed
and your thing is odd
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# many a woman
have said that to me
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# this is the primary reason I am feeling miserable
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# *bum fondles*
whaddup dude?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I'm lonely. And drinking
I'm depressed enough without booze.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ive always had trouble picking up women
so i became a musician (after 4 years of hard practice) its just starting to pay off :-D

dont dwell on it dude, could be worse....you could have AIDS and then explode
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hey there wanna see my didgeridoo?
yeah that's gunna work.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# become a bass player
and earn the reputation "thunder fingers"

and yes, yes it would work! failing that, throw a drop bear at them ;-)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# The drop bear only works on tourists
and how the hell to you play a fish?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# tie strings to it and
make it dance like a puppet!

works well if you attach the legs of a barbie doll to it
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# altho it doesn't seem to work the same for women.
annoyingly.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# if u want a guy
just show him your tits or something

if you want a lesbian...get an anchor tattoo

/helpful
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# the tits thing just attracts the wrong sort of guy..well it brings the creepy ones to the forefront.
and i've been out with too many creepy blokes.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# You clearly just need to go out with socially inept emo kids.
You know it's the only type who won't be creepy fuckers.

They'd be happy letting you touch their hand to be honest...
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# not fair
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# probably.
but you live too far away.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# *glares*
I reckon having someone more vunerable and inept than you would probably work out, you'd keep wanting to protect them and cheer them up which might work out for the whole depression dynamic.

Or make things far far worse.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# try that and it didnt work
i just need plastic surgery and a new personality.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# You went out with a weepy emo kid?
Why was I not informed of this? Why did I not see pictures?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# probably some in the b3ta flickr pool.
the stupid emo cunt he is.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# That's helpful, so I'll just search emo then...
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# pft. search the doctor.
this is painful for me, in as much as it'd be mean to sit here and call him a cunt a lot...that hurts!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# But he's got metal hair and zie beard.
Thass not really emo.

Also I don't quite understand the rest of the stuff you said.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *checks profile*
would
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# bless
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# your welcome ;)
damn, i was in Brighton last week as well! (Hove actually)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# ooo hove. very posh!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# no surgery needed
personallity wise, I'm can't critise
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# haha,
well i could do with laser eye surgery. glasses suck.

and a bit(quite a lot) of fat removal wouldn't be a bad thing.

but yeah i have a really shit personality which i think kills it for me more thaaaaan anything.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# chunky birds are sexy. natural ginger?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# no, dark brown hair.
and i'm not fucking chunky...isn't that a type of chocolate bar anyway?

i'm just a stupidly tall chubby fat thing, not chunky!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# cmon you sound like a sex bomb.
I dislike women that look like the could snap in half when you try to cuddle them. And I don't really like having to pick them up to do that either.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# just make it really obvious you want it
dunno about how you're gunna pick up women. If i did, i wouldn't be here/
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# grow lots of stuble and look rugged?
then hit the gym and be all

"HUUUUUUURRR"
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I look like chebal
just flabbier. :S

I cannot afford either the time or money for a gym. I could ease up on eating junk though...
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# at least you're not British
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# why is this a positive
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# well women are crap.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# No shit sherlock
nearly as bad as French rugby. Aus 40 to Fra. 10
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# go gay?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# My arse hurts enough after a spicy meal
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# the good old ring-o-fire
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Baaaaaa-daaaaa-daaaaaa-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# :¬D
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# go, gay!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# alright, calm down...
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I'm pretty calm
I snap a bit for effect more than because of my temper.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# enjoy being single or osmething cos you know as soon as you're in a relationship you'll want to be single again.
or something.

i don't know.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# been in a bad situation once
avoided it twice since.

It would be nice though, just for a bit.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# i know.
as much as relationships suck and are a big pile of shite arse..they are quite nice.

how long you been single for?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# depends how you want to count it...
I was home schooled for 10 years...I started uni in 2005, that was kindof an introduction to the world, so three and a half years.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# ah yeah, i was single for 3 and a half years between 16 and 19.
then dated a few arseholes. and now it's been nearly a year.

i wish i could say i've met one nice man in the whole tiem, but i bloody haven't. let alone one who'd be interested in me, miss mc-fucky-weirdy-git.

you will meet someone nice!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# how weird is wierd?
and it's not necessarily a case of meeting someone nice but meeting someone at all seems difficult at the moment.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# very i guess,
i dunno, i don't look all that right and i don't like things that most people my age like, so it kind of makes it hard to meet anyone under 35 and have common interests.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# any good at maths?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# not really.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# bugga and you seemed so perfect
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# well buggery jip
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# ^this
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# think of it this way
at least your not clansoul

:D

no offence!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# what's up with him
he's getting some isn't he?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# have you seen his chin?!?
gives me fucking nightmares
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# yes
it is worrying isn't it?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
why did you make it smaller?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# It wouldn't fit on /board unshopped
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you evil git.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# SAUSAGES!
SAUSAGES!
SAUSAGES!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Patrick Stewart is doing voiceovers for Currys
Blimey!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# It's me,jaja !
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# tut tut tut
im placing this here: -

careful now!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# LOLPOPES
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# TEXT ON A POAP
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# me me!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# poop on a pope!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# surely...
pope POAP
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# actually crap pissing off aussies ahead
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I've pissed off a bridge, but never an Aussie.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# but did you
piss crap?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# No :[
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# fail
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# HAHAHAH
"NSW POLICE have been given extraordinary new powers"
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# somehow
the phrases "world youth day" and "Strip searches" doesn't mix well
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# does that say about the fine for being "annoying?"
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# yup
i'd fine every ginger around me for annoying me!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# it's all very depressing
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# hahaha on a better note
its raining so heavy outside that my shower gets me less wet :D
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# any rain gets you more wet than your shower
:P
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# and now the sun
is cracking the flags


how odd
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# ROLLERPOPE 2008V3!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ning all
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Surely bindun?


Thanks to Prodigy69 for the inspiration though...
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# pfft!
that'll drive the conspiracy theorists nuts

EDIT: - bloody thread deleter's!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# bin dun 101 times
isn't it time they rebuilt that?
edit : dirty pope thread deleter above! GRR!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# wait, you asked if it had bindun
but you've seen prodidgy69's?


and don't call me shirley.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# course it's bindun, eesh..
I meant the rampage thing, rather than the donkey kong thing...
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# not quite the same, but....

top shop though, btw
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# what a wonderful game :D
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Set gravity to 0
you might be able to hit the moon!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# total absence of
A) SHARK
B) BRIDGE

get your shit together man

(also, woo!)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# This do?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# heheheheh woo!
Have this

Ris?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Looked better in my head, actually
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Ha ha
How very odd.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# how
hatstand
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Hatstand?
hooray!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# look out oil companies!
mwhahaha!
TJ : Who else is going to the hill climb in shelsey walsh tomorrow?
www.shelsley-walsh.co.uk/
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# FINE i'll go on my own
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Thaas riight!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)

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