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(oodles, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

OM NYOM NYOM

and with that I'm taking my booze and am going to a party. where i will undoubted lower the tone.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)

haha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

LIES!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)

hahahaha thats ace

as is the original post obviously

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)

mwaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha aces!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)

tigga please

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)

Thats all Folks!

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TheOther, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

Warner Bros - Have a pea

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

Always thought he was a poof

also: NING!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

pffft

ace work!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Classic!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)

hhhaahaa!

Ningles CK

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)

hehe

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

May i pea here?

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TheOther, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)

gleeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

She loves a good banana

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

I'd give her one . . .

but for the fact that she's just a pile of elegantly arranged pixels . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

roody

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)

you'd just put the skin on yer head . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)

*waits for expected unexpected banana*

damn, unexpected lack of unexpected banana :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)

i just read this newstory and I feel a little deflated

www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.jhtml?xml=/earth/2008/07/09/eaorang109.xml

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

fucking good

no-one loves a ginge- especially a ginger ape.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

I am going to say that ginger women are THE SEXIEST!!

ED: orginally said sexist. tits.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

anne robinson is ginger

aicmfp

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

would!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

euw

I feel nauseous

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)

*subscribes to newsletter*

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)

Quick! to the Orangbulance!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

haha...

is that a back cock he's holding?

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glubglub should be working on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

if you want it to be then yes

otherwise no

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)

ok.. must be back pudding ;-)

I just have one of those minds i'm afraid toasty.

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glubglub should be working on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)

I have to ask, why are the police chasing them?

what could they have done? Could you arrest a creature with such a cute little face? AWWWWW!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)

they're scarpering from the rozzers after a bungled nana robbery

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)

I know a couple of chimps who deal with that stuff.

'nana addiction is NOT a laughing matter

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

You star! That's lovely...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)

crikey.. how to make my day a cheery one.

.. nice pic though ;-)

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glubglub should be working on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

i know i just got emailed the link by my dad

i'm very dischuffed now.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)

that's not a lot at all -- is that left in the world or left in the wild (there must be a few thousand in zoos!)

also, please ignore this pedantry - I and weak and I need help - 'fewer'

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

oh is that not correct? oh well :)

really left in the world and they think thats erring on the side optimism by about 10%

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

Right turn Clyde

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

The Orangey-Tang in the 3rd picture is shocked too!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)

what have they ever done for me?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

ask not what an orang utan can do for you

ask what you can do for orang utan

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boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

why

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

look at their big clever sad eyes.

the thing i find bitterly ironic is that huge swathes of their forests are being destroyed to make way for palm oil farms which all the enviro-mentalists tout as being a bio-fuel better than petrol. bastards

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)

Can we make fuel

by burning enviro-mentalists?

would serve two solutions in one

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boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)

i'm more than up for this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)

palm oil as a fuel is indeed better than petrol

slash-and-burn destruction of natural habitats and rainforest in order to grow bio-fuels... not so much.

Don't blame the concept, blame the idiots who implemented it. Like these silly 'eco towns' the government is planning. as an idea, an ecologically aware and carefully considered and built development could help provide a lot of useful housing whilst minimising the impact on the evironment and encouraging aspects of conservation. Unfortunately, the implementation appears to be "Stick it on that nature reserve and don't forget to stick the prefix 'eco-' on everything using glue made from Osprey eggs."

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)

how's the tassie devil fairing? and the panda and etc...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

sure things suck for all animals.

rangytans just happen to be my favourite

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)

"And with your help we can finally eradicate the long-limbed ginger freaks"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)

SOUPERMAN

He's Spangproof

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

*spangs anyaway

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

*chortle*

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)

soupherb

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glubglub should be working on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)

Kim Jong-ilin MS-Word

Because using MSPaint isn't cool enough anymore.

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

it was inebidable

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

MS-Wold?

So lasist

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)

yay!

do you have any idea how fucking busy I am Hans Brix??

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

you bus mar bawws

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)

AWEK BAWDWIN!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)

hehehe

act, damn you, ACT!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

boing.....

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)

haha!

Not worthy of a new post;

de-RIS : news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7497903.stm
EDIT: Never realised how yifftastic the girl cats were in Heathcliff, www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KxR085keHg

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

"The URL contained a malformed video ID."

mnnnnnnnnng

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

Dixie Chic!!!!!!!!

*smuffuddles*

Edit: you're not Bawls!!!

:(

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

shut up

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)

minty!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)

That Han Polo, he's so fresh!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)

pffft.

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glubglub should be working on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

Minty Skullfuck

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

Imperial 'Mint' Troopers :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

naaa.. . they are metric these days..

..remembers a top post to illustrate this a long time ago..

EDIT: aha found it reposted here
www.b3ta.com/board/8287634

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glubglub should be working on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)

*reaches for spanging pan*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

Olops - love em

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boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)

Hol(e)y shit

pffft

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)

The Original... Ren & Stimpy & CDC

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

I was banned from watching ren and stimpy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

I probably should have been

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WormuIus, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

But you never would have known

about Mr Stinky!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)

dude,

this guy talks to farts!

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)

*grips sush in the insidious flying butt-pliers*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)

I AM POWDERED TOAST MAN!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

Awwww!

You missed out!

Get your arse to mininova and download it now!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)

hums maybe not on my uni computer...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)

k3b/-\b you iiiiiiiiiiiiiiidiot!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)

lol

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)

I was taunted by this catch phrase at the time of my ren and stimpy ban as well

somethings never change...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

WOO YAY

I love ren and stimpy... so I'm going to buy the DVDs now.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)

You can still get the original

uncensorded ren + stimpy ( only on video though )

i loves them

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)

on video as in DVD?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

as in casette [ : (

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)

Hahahaha! Brillant stuff!!

was it my imagination, or was there a HUGE difference between the earlier eps of R&S compared to the later ones? All I remember was it ended up becoming really shit....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)

coz everything was allowed..

you could show hairy bums and living farts.. but on the later episodes, all the politicly correct bullshit showed up..

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)

yeah, that pretty much covers it :(

so sad....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

yea the later ones were shit, basically because John Kricfalusi the creator of R&S

got removed from his own show by the big wigs

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

I dun made sum icons

Skull, Crystal Ball, Bomb, Boosh, Ghost, Panda, Toast and Watchmen

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

very nice sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

that's not a panda that's an emo furtitive bear.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

I was going to say that at first :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

It needs a few more tears...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

~~tears~~
slashed wrists

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

true

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

sideways for attention

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)

hell yes, and only just breaking the skin

(having used safety scissors from ELC)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

no one understands them,

because we're all sheep.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)

~~Emo~~Goth

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

Thank you.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

Any time ;)

How do Dixon?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)

nobbad. Eetin choklat.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)

ist gud?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

nom nom

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

pppffffffffftttttttttt goth emo snotty nosed brats

what's the difference?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)

O_o

You just made Robert Smith cry.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

hahahahaha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)

Ones 14 years old and the other is 48

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

Goths are cool and like The Cure ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

New album in 2 months and 3 days YAY!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

O Rly?!?!

Yays! :)

Whats it called?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

13th dream or something, not sure

You heard the last 3 singles? (they've been releasing one a month on the run up to the album) Remarkably good, quite a varied sound (bit of Head on the Door, bit of Disintegration, bit of Wish)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

Sweet!

I have heard Sleep When I'm Dead but not the others. Ill look for them now to download!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

Quite a big one actually

the main difference is that if a Goth is suicidal they usually have a much better reason.

And they're usually successful...

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

Not to mention that they drink blood.

Everyone knows they drink blood.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

oooooohhhh, I want the bomb! Ahhhh reminds me of my Atari ST crashing :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

last time my 1040 crashed was around 1995

..how rare

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olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

haha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

/uses linux

/gets laid as often as his computer needs rebooting.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)

I had a lot of Automation, Pompey Pirate and Medway Boys compilations discs....

hence some of the craching, until I upgraded to a 1meg chip

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)

watchmen ftw!

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

I like that one

and that one... and that one.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

I like the bomb and toast...watchmen could be a bit darker on the eye/mouth :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

I had a fight as to whether the blood should be black or the eyes/mouth

with the blood dark grey it faded in too much.
/lesser of two evils blog

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

They appear to be made of win, Sir.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

Excellent stuff

I've just run Panda through www.myimager.com/open.php?f=0 in order to see it, given i'm at work, and it looks great; my future icon to be frank

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

When is new icon day anyway?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)

i like the happy ghost!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

he's spooktacular

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

Top work, Toasty

Toasty

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)

oooo i want the skull or the watchmen one!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)

I guess you vote/click them

or is it a random choice when the time comes from the Mods?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

I want the boosh one!

I tried adding a polo hat to golly- didn't work...

and my goat is 100% fail

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boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

a veritable bunch of iconic icons!

woo

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)

good to have you about a bit more fella :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)

this is a board for photoshopped images right?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)

erm yepbutris.

EDIT: i get it now, and we can safely say that another AFP photogrpaher will be out of a job within a week. that's fucking shocking.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

look at the blast clouds

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

My god! They're people....

Weird.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

sorry dude, still ris-ing, tink it's just too small for my massive brain.....or something similar.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

there weren't that many missles fired... the blast clouds have been cloned photoshop style

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

oh sil;ly me, i didn't look at the original picture that wasn't linked too.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

errrrr

Still ris

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XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

I think he's saying

An image here:
www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2008-07/10/content_6835351.htm
Appears photoshopped...

(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

Really/??

*with lashings of sarcasm*

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)

i see, now had he explained that i woulda screamed agreement. it's fucking BLATANT shoppery.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)

yep definitley shopped

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA, office lol, ya barsteward!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

Is this our 4 minute warning?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

we're all fucked if it is

it was posted 5 minutes ago... !!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

What do you mean we?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)

you planned this all along

... just because your country / continent doesn't have the strength of character to go around making trouble for everyone

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

the individuals do!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)

nah

they engraciate themselves by tending bar and doing temp work...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

Engraciating? Australians? You sure they're no New Zealanders?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

But they'll be dead soon...

Fucking Kangaroos..

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)

i've just realised there is something that justifies your estwhile colony

Hilltop Hoods. they're ace.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

I thought I did a pretty good job of justifing my little colony!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

It's the final count down

duna lah nuh, dunna lah lah lah lah

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

oooh, excellent, so I've still got time to cook a 3 minute egg?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

is that Iran up to naughtyness again

... and is that Yoda and Shrek in the dust clouds at the bottom?

... hmmmm

and what's this rash on my face, why is there an orange on my desk, who's this Gordon Brown I've been hearing so much about and why does he want me to eat all of my food...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)

squints

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)

*squirts*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

*fluffs*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

*spluffs*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

NO - I think you want /talk ?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

wow

this so obviously shopped and is all over world media, lame.

Iran Vs Israel 2009 is going to be deathtastic

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

attack of the clones

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WormuIus, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

very good

sir

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NeeNoo, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)

this kind of shit is why I don't read or watch "the news"

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)

hahahahahaha

definite fakery going on there.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)

random-toap-text-thingy-man-who-reminded-me-of-a-doctor-orgraphy

edit : still nothing from top gear about toap gear! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

I'm telling you

you should develop this technique further and possibly make it say things like ODDBINS... the dafty toff bastards lap this sort of shit up and you'll be made my son! MADE!!!

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

what is oddbins??

i shall have to do my research :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

they sell wine

... and booooooze - they use Ralph Steadman (I think)

TBH - I think I'm just trying to express how classy and professional these look. I like them a lot.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

ahh i see

well i'm pleased you like them :D i actually may give it a go you never know! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

it'll probably only lead to dissapointment

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

hahha

most things do :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

* Is he holding up his Moobs for us all to see?

* NSFW ?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

ahaha

i dont see that myself :D hehehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

Thor?

Woo! as evar - TLH loves these
Gleeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

yay

thank ya sir - she liked your one then?

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

Aye!

very much

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

i can have a go at doing one of her

if you want :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

Sorry...can't...resist!

i can have a go at doing ~~one of~~ her

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

*slaps*

BEHAVE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

well if you're going to slap me when I'm naughty-tee-hee-hee

*removes bra*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

OI!

Gimme my bra back!
hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)

Too late, sold it to TGA already!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)

Lovely!

Is the same pic ok? or do you want a different one?
thanks!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

it should be okay

i'll give it a go :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

jowly.

did you end up doing dth?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

yeah i did it yesterday

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)

*glee hands*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

heheh

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

excellent stuff!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

thank you

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

hahaha!

looks like robert winston
www.robertwinston.org.uk/

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

i always confuse robert and ray winston

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

so do i but a quick image check sorted that out

you're fu*king fireing blanks ya slag!!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

hahaha

your right - probably why it reminded me of a doctor :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

I met Robert Winston

top bloke

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

Amazing

A man made entirely of pubes!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

Woo!

I've been liking these!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

thank you sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

I ment to ask, do these actually say something, or is it just random letters? :)

and woo again

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)

there just random letters - this is mainly cdbnswml :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

Toap Gear??

You mean this:

or maybe this:

(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)

hehhee

toap gear pics - www.flickr.com/photos/revjessecuster/sets/72157606036824347/

:D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)

The ASBO Roundabout

Der, dat, dat, dar, dar, der, dat, dat, dar...

(Randy Homemaker Going nowhere at his own pace on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

arf at zebadee

blat blat blat..innit

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

i recognise that source ..

nice pic!

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glubglub should be working on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)

...

We're caught in a trap
I can't walk out
Because I love you too much baby

Why can't you see
What you're doing to me
When you don't believe a word I say?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

*builds dreams on suspicious pies*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

Lovely spluff !

~~spluff~~ Stuff

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

seems yummy!

and woosome

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

Huzzah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

Huzzah

right back at ya!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

Ha ha ha ha fuggin yesssssssssssssss!

Best bit of oddness I have seen in weeks.

PASTY!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

=D thank you kindly

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

splendid

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

hahahahahaha!

*click

www.tonkoorevaar.be/216%20Titels/214%20Suspicious%20Minds.mp3
*sings along

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

Is that thing male or female?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

A bit of both

in a "special way"

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

Hypnotic

right moob

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

I'm scared to woo that in case it itself is a woo

but I'm reluctant to high cockalorum it if it isn't...

I'll just click I like this and side step a very b3tan conundrum...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

hahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

*tires to surpress laughter*

*fails*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

Fantastic!

Morning Queenie. How you doin'?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

no at all bad

got a gold star, a b+ and .3 of a dollar for an image i posted on freakingnews, they love me. fools.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

hehhe

thats ace!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

Woo

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XLVII .uk, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

I'll get me coat...

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Ninj, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

Do you want your hat as well?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

Ooh...

please.

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Ninj, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

just a sec

nnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggg
*pwarp, thhhhhhhhuuurrrp, splllatt, pop*
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Here ya go!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

shit

you made a pudle

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

*rolls*

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*fwaps*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

what about your pants?

it's cold and raining - you might need them...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

Hello. Can I repost this here?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

What about this one then?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

Well can I stick this here then too! :)

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

nice

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

NAZI THEMED ORGY!

also - woo yay and compo it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

oh you're excellent you are :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

YES

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

Oof my word...

Marvellous. Mornin all, I trust thee are all well in a Hanna Barbara stylie?

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Ninj, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

An Evilscary tribute...

Evilscary posted this yesterday: www.b3ta.com/board/8542472

My version available for download on the Spore site
www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=srch-woke%2520up%3Asast-500005420733

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

ooo cool. how did you make a sphere?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

select a bone in the spine and use your mouse scroll wheel to

change how fat it is in that area - handy for making seperate body parts like heads and thoraxes too.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

you should make this guy

some kids, and make them all dance the bop.

that's what i did :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

i got that much, i just couldn't get it that accurate, cool

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

no anus!

fake!

woo though.. i played with spore at home a lil.. but i got bored real fast

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

i just can't to play the real thing now

edit: wait! i just can't wait

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

i read this about 6 times,

and i still can't understand what you're saying

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

the demo is just a monster maker

the full version will have societies, planets etc.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

i know..

the full is for people with far too much free time.

and the demo, is for picture for b3ta.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

that'd be me. right here :)

though apparently microbe to ufo should only take 16 hours

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

may be missing the word "wait"

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

i just can't to wait play the real thing now? o_O

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

woo yay

tj: I need to put something into a card for a friend who's going on maternity leave, what should I write?

EDIT - that's everyone for all the typically b3tan advice -- you'll be happy to know I went with something about how shit modern children's TV is and how I have a DVD of bagpuss if she needs it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

another little baby girl/boy
another new life starts
i hope it's not too painful
trying to squeeze it through your parts

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

fantastic

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

"Most car accidents occur within 3 miles of home"

sorry: "tj: I need to put something into a car for a friend who's going on maternity leave, what should I write?"

:D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

towels

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

you should have used this

Draw a condom
and now you need these
Draw a nappy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

OR half a year off for a shag 9 months ago

it's a bloody outrage. I resent paying your wages, breeder.

Sincerely

Prof

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

this was very tempting.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

heh

i fully intend to take full advantage of all avaliable time off, benefits etc when we get round to spawning

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

Name this one "Xerxes" and we'll have no trouble here

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

Roses Are Red

Violets are Blue
While pushing down hard
Expect lots of poo.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

YES

ning

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

"For as long as I can remember, I always wanted to be an alleycat"

You're a funny guy...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

funny? how am i funny? am i funny like a clown? do I amuse you?

edit: speaking of joe pesci i found wonderful george carlin clip about him last night
religion is bullshit

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

Now go home and get your fucking shoe shine box!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

...how 'bout this

youtube.com/watch?v=4gVvmV3BnzM

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

that is fucking marvellous you scamp

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

i love George Carlin

also in bil & ted :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

I really like this

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

hahahah, I love that one, PURE GENIUS!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

this is brilliant

anything involving the goons is good

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

my mum nursed harry seacombe once.

she says the best phonecall she ever recieved was in that hospital. "'ello? Is Harry there? tell him its spike"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

Excellent....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

Bill Oddie was always the weakest, I thought anyway.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

pyowm pyowm pyowm

uh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h

agr! you got me - you low down dirt rat!

*dies*

this interpretive dance was made possible by the national lottery art fund.

Woo Yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

hahahahahha. brilliant!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

Good, good...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

That's

probably the best thing ever ;)

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

Vous sentez comme la merde...

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

like le piss and le poo from snuff box

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

haw hee haw

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

je'suis garcon guillaim :)

Edit: I have no knowledge of french, this is just a half-remembered Johnathan Watson joke.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

Mais, la souris est en dessous la table, le chat est sur la chaise et le singe est … le singe est disparu!

/eddie Izzard

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

La plume est dans ma tante...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

you talkin' to me?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A GUN!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

That's no gun...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

It's the only thing that shoots the exact opposite of mortal bullets?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

a cross bow?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

a trebuchet?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

IMMORTAL BULLETS?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

giving life rather than taking it away

I was feeling quite philosophical about my genitals earlier today.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

TAXI!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

eeew

woo
=
wooeeew

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

\o/

Chanel No. 5, for robots!

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

lol

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

"Water is the essence of moisture"

Mer-man dad, mer-MAN!

points if you can guess the film

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

3 for a tenner.....

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

needs more cdc.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

drugs are baaad

m'kay?

Also - NEVER buy pills from someone less than half your height... they should be wandering around with a silver tray laden with coke

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

^this hard

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

Aah, Bora-Bora

I've wasted many a 48 hours there.
3 for a tenner? They better be good!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

used to love that cartoon... ther should be more pro-drug use cartoons in the world :D

on a serious note, it's amazing that some of the cartoons that were about 15-20 years ago, would never make it in todays Politically Correct world... Tat being said, some of them did kick up a bit of a stink back then.... Dungeons and Dragons had parents in the US complaining it promoted satanism etc etc....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

#4 - Silent

also: 3 , 2 , 1

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)

Hahaha!

My favourite so far...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)

Hahahaha!

I do this when I'm drunk.

Wig and all.

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Joliet, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)

I can say a vann dyke on a lady is kindof arousing...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)

I'm not sure Dick Van Dyke is available for those sorts of bookings

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Joliet, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

I would be

*hastely trimms beard*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

you want to be careful with that shit

too much haste means a wonky beard or a bare face!

I've made that mistake before... ooh, I'll just trim it a little. Arg - now I look like Goerge Michael's better looking son; soon fix that, arg - now I look like Diana Ross!... try again ARG - now I look like a picture of the Persian army sacking Rome... I'll just shave it all off and start again... :(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

actaully, it just gets cut short with clippers once in a while

I've never gone for wanky styles.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

UNEXPECTED LICKY!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)

I wouldn't mind...
just read 3
:D

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)

O_O

hehe

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)

ThreadedJack

How can i align my new hat?

altho this is woosome but needs more eye patches

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boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)

Copy mine and use it as a template...

23 x 15 px

Edit: much better suggestions below...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

5 transparent pixels

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

re-make it with 5 or 6 clear pixels on the lefthand side

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

aha!

there stoopid me sticking to 15 pixels

I shall shoot myself later

ta muchly

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boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

That is aces

tried to make mine a hitcher hat with polo mints....doh

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boff FL OZ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

our icon is hard

to be hattified..
coz it's just a circle..

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

it's alighned for me

maybe change your browser resolution use alt+f4 to bring up an options menu.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

*tries*

wow! i never knew those options existed!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

you cunt, hoooooooooooooow did i fall for that...........

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

I dunno I'm pretty amazed...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

Move it to the right a little.

* Or go to "My Images", select your image and then click "Delete Image"

*WINS!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

de ja vu?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

So the "Delete Image" option worked for you?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

yes.

works every time.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

again?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

unexpected licking!

heheheh, excellent!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)

these are all brilliant

WOO YAY HOOPLA

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

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