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# 10,000
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I'm sorry,
but I don't get it.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Rather ironic
don't y'think?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# ...no.
No it's not.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I'd just like to point out that I replied to you intentionally misunderstanding you for humorous effect.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# God you're shit.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# NO YOU'RE SHIT
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# FUCK YOU.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
#
I love you.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# CALM DOWN HEX
Also: NO, FUCK YOU
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I see you've played knifey spooney before!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# haha
where is that from?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Simpsons
I think.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# It is
from possibly the most repeated episode everwhere they go to Australia
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# What IS it with Simpsons reruns on C4?
I swear some episodes come on that I've seen only a few weeks back, surely it would be more effort to put on 'random' episodes than it would to just rerun a series in order?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# A TV critic once said
Simpsons episodes were like football stickers.

There's some you get over and over again, and some are mythical one's that you never see
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Correct.
Via Crocodile Dundee
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# "Well that's a funny name, I'd have called them Chazzwuzzas!"
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahaha
this is solid win
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# You there!
The one getting it!

ris?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
glorious.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Alanis Morissette - Ironic
"It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think... "
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# GOT IT!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# AHA!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# There was footage of a knife amnesty on the news the other week
and right in the middle of allllll the knives was a lone fork.

I love that fork.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# and it loves you.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# It'll love you in the ass in a minute
*glare*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# hahahahahaaa
but it's still not bloody ironic!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ^this
WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS, ALANIS MORRISETTE?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Is this ironic?
Sony are running a camera phone ad at the moment. The ad featureas 'sexy' people using their phone to take pictures and everyone is happy and sexy.

The song is 'People Take Pictures' by the Kinks... a song about how dull it is to look at other people's photos.

Ironic?
Lazy ad agency, not checking the lyrics?
Or is it all a mighty big gag?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# i noticed this. it confused the hell out of me
it'd be like sainsburys advertising with village green preservation society
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I suspect ray Davies is laughing his arse off
as he cashes the enormo cheque
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# i saw him live two weeks back
he was still amazing

he closed with Days, it was epic
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# The problem is
that the advertising companies have now caught onto genuine irony, so it's ceased to be ironic and is just sad now.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# hahaha how iro- er,
coincidental?
unfortunate?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
#

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I both agree and disagree.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# you would
:P
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# your mum would
and did

last night

while I SHAT ON HER CHEST

and your dad WATCHED

:D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# oOOOo
*checks hidden camera*

*bokes*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# don't do that
it'll only turn her on more.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# *scarpers*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# oh no, appliances turning bad
never a good sign
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# haha, his expression in the last frame is PERFECT.
My bet is that he is secretly made of magnets.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# fucking shitty magnets?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Hellooo Hex
I watched a couple of your videos on YouTube the other day ^_^
They're quite funny!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Thank you, darling.
How're you?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I'm quite well thank yooou
Yourself?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I've been better.
My boyfriend's phone is off and I can't bloody get in contact with him. I really need to :\
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Oh noes
Somethin' daangerous?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I just miss him horribly
and I'm going to france for two weeks on saturday.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Awwh
*support hug*

Watch out for kids burning your neck :)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# remember to protect your neck
you know what happens

wear a flameproof scarf
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# That's how the Mystery Vortex is controlled.
/samnmax_blog
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# THE DARKNESS IS COMING
etc
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Wotcha Jackothy
Maybe he should go and live in the cellar with candles?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Can't.
It's full of Denizens.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# That's pretty much where I was going with that
unless Denizens are actually cyborgs then surely he can be their new project to help
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# uh oh!
:)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
#
Quick call MgGuyver.

Draw Chloe in a bouncy castle
Or Spider olympics
Or Cheese wars.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# or the spider wars
and the cheese olympics
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I have been to a cheese olympics party
It was winter olympics, I remember baby bel curling and remote controlled mouse slalom
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
#
Think of the depravity that could ensue
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# It's just as well his medium is the paper and pen
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# ace
I am liking this story arc a lot.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# You do know
That you have now destroyed many digital artists by informing them of this?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I'd like to FAK Kat, except she's not real, and has fur.
How come he has only just developed this power?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# i blame denizens
(, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Nor me...
* Woo
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# :)
that proper made me laugh.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# eek
Sweet Jebus! That's a beastly creature.. Would someone mind filling me in (oo-er) on what it's called or where it's from?
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I miss this show...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# nnaaaaarugh
I hated that bloody girl who kept whining 'estiban!' the whole time

(sorry, woo!)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# just bought the boxset...
...bit dated now, but still brilliant!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# ooooooooh i should have f5'd before posting i see
was it loads of money?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# £40 with a free soundtrack cd from Play
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# i only remember the jet powered bird, the solar powered boat
and the fact that the kids could fly for some reason in the end credits.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# hahah
i remember, good theme tune
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# City of... um...
vice?

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# hahah
:D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# i loved this show
you can by the entire series on dvd for about 80 quid i think (maybe wrong figure)

i want it!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# my favourite cartoon ever!
I have the whole series as a bunch of mpegs on CD-roms. Also a couple of the ULYSSEEEeeeEEEeeeEEEs-31 episodes on there too. Good times.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Have a Bruce Timm style Heath Ledger Joker
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# NICE
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Oh Yes!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# i really want to like this film, but all the trailers make it look a bit plop
heath doesn't look a patch on jack. also i think it would have looked so cool if the joker had been given an 'ichi the killer' smile with split cheeks.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I hated fat jack in Batman
he was good when his bandages were coming off, but he was so fat and bloaty stood up.
I'm really looking forward to the new one, although I'm not keen on Batman's outfit now!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# uh oh, are the batnipples back?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# i dunno jack was a bit camp really in the role
as marvellous as he is and was, i've always had batman and the joker dark as fuck in my head.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# me too
but heath godresthissoul just looks...boring.

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I reckon he's got the walk right
and the little knife thing that seems to be a theme in the advert makes him a lot scarier than the cartoony "big red button" enemies of yore.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Paul Bettany would have made a marvellous Joker
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# or malcolm mcdowell
tho he's too old now.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I think M.M is great
only he can get away with starring in so much B list dross and still be cool
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# He's the only reason I want to watch
the Halloween remake.

But I'll wait til its on Sky
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# It's not 'that' bad as 'remakes' go
but they should keep it at just the one, and not spawn more from the same re imagining.

Still not a patch on the original, which is to be expected.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I've got The Wicker Man in the SKY+
Lady S is scared to let me watch it in case I kick the telly in in disgust
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# you will, you will!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *hugs* i said this as soon as i came out of the film
i also think alan cummings might have done it well
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# he's a bit too nice tho
lovable cheeky little bisexual scamp that he is
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# He'd be a good riddler
with his wiry, camp build
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# *nods emphatically*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I heard that rumour....
That would have been ace!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Indeed. I was suggesting this from the start :)
I also believe it's high time Jeremy Irons hammed it up as a Bond Villain
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I think he's become a charicature now
There was glimpses in Die Hard 3 of what a good villain he could be, but I prefer the 'getting unknown foreign actors in'

Though, a while back on mi6forums I suggested Rocco Sefrredi would be a good Bond villain...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I still - rather guiltily - enjoy Die Hard 3
It's hard not to sympathise with a character called Simon who suffers from bad headaches...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# hahahaha!
I agree... but it's only just the right side of camp

Bond needs that now like John Cleese coming back
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# die hard three is amazing though
"relax zeus, i know what i'm doing"
"john, not even god knows what you're doing"
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# "I thought this was a currency exchange?"
" I zink we go strate to ze withdrawl"
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Feh.
Hammill made the best Joker :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QPGqqLYSjg
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# ^this^
Mask of the Phantasm FTW!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I must admit...
I think I just cried a little when JJ-Robin broke down after shooting Joker.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# verra nice
i'm so excited about this movie bits of me a wobbling all over the place.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Tom Tom Tom Tom :)
HI
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# heya
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# How goes it?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# not too bad.
Dawn Of War has finally finished downloading so i'm chuffed
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Dawn of War?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# computer game :) its been downloading forever
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Oooh I see
^_^
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# i've been thinking about the relationship between the bat and the joker recently
the way i see the pair of them is as infinitely more insane than anyone else in the batman world. Both of them trying to enforce their own type of mental on the world. THe joker, a creature of chaos, causing as much destruction as he can and Batman, a man who saw his parents murdered in front of him wants to create a world of law and order, a world where he doesn't have to exist. the pair of them seem to act as counterweights to one another and they seem to realise this which is the odd bit, despite their many oppurtunities they've never killed each other.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# also because they're not real
;)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Hehe
:)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# heh
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# as if that makes a difference :)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# actually for a moment I thought, jonathan ross
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# He does dress a bit like the Joker.....
....only he's less charismatic.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I love this..
Rummages for a woo..
Have this one..

.. and this one.

It deserves it :D
*really needs more woos*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] suffering succotash! i tort i taw a tweety pie!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# This made me smile
*click*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] can't remember if this is a repost or not :/
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# needs lipstick
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# and garfield is still dull
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# ..
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# hahhha, that is still one of my all time favourite cartoon strips to appear on b3ta :D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] YES
Photobucket
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# lol
this is funny
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# ty kindly
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# well there was a blog site that had removed all the garfields from each strip,
so it looked like Jon was a manic depressive... THAT was funny:D

Can't remember the link, but I'm sure it was in one of the news letters
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# sir, I am in your debt!
garfield is so much funnier without garfield; ironic, isn't it?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# haha
yeah, it's quite compelling.. reminds me of a david lynch film, lots of long meaningful pauses :D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# sure was
classy stuff, the other good one was live action garfield
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# needs more cdc.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# No horn!

* Not real
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I'd like to repost all my Oor Wullie and Broons stuff
but DC Thompson forced me to delete them at gunpoint.

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Fanny
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# get fucked nonce!

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Make me!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# you come over here and say that
and I'll give you what for!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Nickelodeon haven't hassled me about these though...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# This gives me the horn
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# what will happen if your mom\wife\sister
will walk in while you shop this?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# there's no risk of that anymore
as I shopped it some years ago!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
#
shopped it killed them
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# IS THAT....
Neil Buchanan of Art Attack fame??
(, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# i'll not compo this but as we're doing cartoons again....
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I love this
*FACT*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# one assumes this is old news
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# lol
:)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# yes, it's been done so much
that I actually fear pearoasting
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Hangry hand monster


Click for bigger (85KB)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish!™
*fears*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Teh FEAR!!!
*cries*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Sexytiem!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# this is great work
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ta!
too kind.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Ahhh... Lovely Multi-hand kissing hand!

* FWAPS
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Fuck me a new chicken holder!
*cries*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# omg!
what a weird nork!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Matrix park


(very old repost for challenge)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# fucking right they kill Keanu.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Him and my wife are the best things about the Draclier remake.
"I know where the bastard sleeps!"
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# bler inferner!
/kenanu english accent
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# .......reloaded and revolution.....
I STILL cant get over how utterly shite they were.....
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] well, if we're reposting for the Cartoon Identity Crisis challenge...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I've been waiting all day
to see this...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Bless you, kind sir. You may also have...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
beautiful.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# amazing!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# that's my squildo
well and truly graped
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# My God you have made me laugh more than anything else this week
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# *spluffs*

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hahahahahah! fecking outstanding stuff!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# this looks like
Kelly Osbourne
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Ace!

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Since we're pea-ing...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ... & ???
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Dilbert & George
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I was hoping it was Dilbert and someone else that rhymed with George
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] 300 style.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Click Fur Bugger.

Sorry for the spaz up earlier, I'm only human.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# NO YOU'RE NOT!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR IT!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Shut your face hole!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# nooooooooo!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *Punches Vinegar strokes*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Ducks
kicks Monkdagola in knee
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Where?
*Rams fist into Vinegar strokes stomach and pulls out gizzards*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Strangles with Gizzards
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *Eats through gizzards*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# you realise this is bordering on cyber sex
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# are you becoming moist?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# yes. i just spilt my drink.
on my arm.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Phwoar
That wasn't your drink was it?

did you spill my pint?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# yeah, wot of it?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# well when it's my turn/?!??!??1
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# That all depends on you.
Don't be shy!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# oh god that is so creepy
*rapes*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# *tries to run*
Oh god it's like that dream I had, where I can only seem to run in Slo-Mo from immenent danger.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Trips
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# *Buttslams
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# When fights break out girls are supposed to try and get in between the fightees
and then scream and attract loads of attention and then say things like
" e called your mum a poofter, you aint gonna take that are ya darren, fookin nut im"

can you tell I come from Essex
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha.
see i'd just join in.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# your not from round here are you?
mind you in brighton aren't they all students?

or gayers?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# basicly yes.
and i'm neither.

i must become a gay student, duckie!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Went to a camp site just outside brighton once
didn't know till I got there it was gay pride week.

Stiil there were some gorgeous lezzas
shame I got raped in the shower
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Pokes Monkdagola in the eye
I'm just waiting for someone to shout
leave it, e's not worf it
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# *shouts 'leave it, e's not worf it'*
*Stabs Vinegar strokes*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# With...?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# a piano key.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# EBOOOOOOOONNNY AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNND IVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOORY
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Unlocks Piano
You hum son, I'll play it
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Play Huey Lewis and the News
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Huey always wins when I play him
Pub Tiem

Laters
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *watches*
*enjoys*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *thows harpoon* "get over here!"
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *catches harpoon*
*Offers JaffaCake Cheesecake and pies
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# FACT OF THE DAY!
The "orangey" bit in the middle of Jaffa Cakes is actually apricot!

/FACT OF THE DAY!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# * along with gelatin and boiled egg
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Uh-huh
McVities is filled with liars and roustabouts!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# this ¬
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# roundabouts?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# ahhh... I pass the Mcvitties factory on the train everyday, and if the windows are open, the carriage fills with the smell of baking biscuity goodness :D
true story
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# ....really?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm! your offerings are gratefully accepted, and you may have my blessings!
incidentaly, I am actaully eating more starbucks cheesecake as I type :D

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I only noticed
cos my comment went with it...

I loved 2 Stupid Dogs

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# ^ This

They are teh best!

*FACT
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# This got a woo and a click earlier
but you're only getting the woo now as you deleted rather than edited.

Woo

Hopefully, that's your lesson learned young man!

I fucking love two stupid dogs. ONE DOLLAR!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUXKmjMSf4M
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I know, I got all anxious and my internet connection keeps spacking
So I thought I might get away with it, come back and do it calmly.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Aw
Well, I forgive you and give you back your click.

*click*

Don't do it again! Edit is your friend.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Hooray, thankyoos!
*does cat eyes from 2 Stupid Dogs*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# OH MY GOD!!!! THE THREAD!!!
:D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# It re-incarnated, like a cheese slice.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# nice styles!
tres woo
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# That's cute.
BUT IT'S WROOOOOONG!!!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# YES!
it is.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Dogs no! Cats - yes!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha
awesome :)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# marvellous
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# hahahah, OUTSTANDINGNESS!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# .....
*secret handshakes*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *blackballs*
morning fella, trust you're well?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# very much so
thank you
and you're looking well yourself!
:D

and only 10 mins till lunch tiem!

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# huzzah!
good to hear - on all levels
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
*likes*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# very VERY excellent stuffage!
in my best Yoda voice: "NO! Edit, or edit not, there is no delete!"
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Embarrassing office lol
His face is a picture!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# ha ha
Poor old Dredd
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Might be slightly nsfw
but 'tis funny
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Do you work in the department for misery
who in there right mind could find this nsfw?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# 2000AD geeks?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Or George and Lynne Fans?
Sad gits
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# The mighty Tharg requests you withdraw said comment...
:D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Cartoon nips and lingerie is still nips and lingerie
Luckily no-one can see my computer screen which is why it's a comment rather than a "hide".
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Nips and Lingerie
two of my favourite things
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I fail to see a problem either
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# *corrupts*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I saw the hair and immediately thought 'Clansoul'?
Bad Archie, bad.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# hahahhaah, brilliant!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] haha sweet :)
Notworthitsownthread workpaintmash
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# GEORGE AND LYNNE SUCK BALLS FACT!!!!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# well Lynne certainly does
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# ha ha!
a great cross-over!
and any excuse to...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *licks excitedly*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# hehe
Hello sexy

www.b3ta.com/board/8545444

I YAM! O_O
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# phew!
for a moment i thought it was a case of mistaken identity...

oh such a fool i felt..

:P
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# No, that fool you felt was me :)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# so pert....
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# hello! how's brighty?
:D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# boring.
:( :(

bloody shitehole!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *admires barking toads*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# WOULD YE LIKE TO TOOOCH THEM?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# *licks*
*trips*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha
lovely!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I bet she loves his helmet
:D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# haha, crikey. That works too well
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Yay!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# this has been in my head for weeks


Click for bigger (39KB)
probably bindun, but I needed to get it out of my head...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Jesus
What is that stuff in the bottom frame??

edit: Have a repost. For free.

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# special makeup effects I think
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Or what happened after Daniella Westbrook sneezed
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Isnt it Sworfega?
Or am I too innocent for my own good
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# it's period mush!
*corrupts*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# mmm...
bit of sick moment
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# haha.
and i wonder why i'm single when i came out with such lady like vile things as period mush.

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Period Mush
Nothing wrong with a little menstrual amusement
As long as you don't force it down peoples throats.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# hahahaha,
oh god i wish i could come up with a witty reply to that.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Do you know the difference between menstrual blood and sand?
you can't gargle sand.
I'll get me coat
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha,
beautiful.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I thought all ladies
come out with period mush?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# well not all the ladies.
i hope pete burns doesn't or there's a chance he could breed.

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You mean like 18th Century Pease Pudding, right?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# oh dear sweet dixon,
now once a month when a lady reaches a certain age she will start to projectile vomit lumpy blood clots from her vagina. this is called having a period.

but do you know what happens when a mummy and daddy love each other very much?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# She gets the house and he gets the mortgage?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# oh yes!!!
girl power!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# and then he pays through the nose for the rest of his life, living in penal drudgery hoping to eventually be saved
from salary servitude to the CSA by the arrival of a nubile rich nimphomaniac

or is that just me
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# aww now i feel sympathy for you!
LETS GET A MORTGAGE TOGETHER!!!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Are you a nubile Nympho?
Or rich

Perm any 2 from 3
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# i'm neither.
buggery jip.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# oh good god.. *shudders*
eewwwwwwww!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Blergh!
Disgusting but woo
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# uuugghhh...
..hahaha!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Henry's Thundercat


Bindun?

Edit with better belt
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# He looks very dashing.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# MEEEOOOOOW!
Superb my good man!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# hahahah, WINNAH!
You must have seen the movie, you must have read the book.
He's a mellow yellow feline, so take a second look!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# He knows everything about nothing
and not too much about that
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# In a field near you...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# real lols!!!
thi is superb!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Mmmmm
Joaquin Phoenix....

*daydreams*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Noaquin one out
Noons all
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# the name spoils it!
it's just so bad.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# and the hair lip
and the fact he comes froma hippy family of wierdos
and his real name is Leaf (pfft)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LEAF. OH GOD.


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

still leaf is better.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Better than "Leaf" which is what he changed his name to
and luckily thought better of it.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# hahahaha!
shamalingadingdong... pfft

I wonder what the 'M' stands for?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Monday
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I don't like mondays
therefore I dont like his films
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# haha
that's gonna be one spunky house come the morning
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Haha.. goood stuff
you should follow it up with 'The Village' People..
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Cow n chicken..

Bit jerky but wanted to keep the size down,,
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Jamie and the magic dogging sex
Woo
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] :'(
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Could be worse
Could by Ryan Air :D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# one of the most annoying theme tunes EVER!
great pic btw :D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# JIMBO!
JIMBO!
JIMBO!!!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# JIMBOOOOOOOOO
daaa daaa da daaaa
Da da da daaa daaa da daaa
da da da daaaa daaa da da
da da da da da daaaaa
daaaa da daaaaa
daaaa da daaaaa
da da da da da da
Jimbo!
Jimbo!
Jimbooooo!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Needs more Bullseye Whiskey baggies.
"The new(TM) to humiliate your poor, cattle-like customers!"

"Scared of flying? Have some booze - come on - you don't care what it is just as long as it takes the edge off the knuckle-whitening pain of charging down the runway, every single bump convincing you that you're not going to make it, and every bit of turbulance resulting in your plummeting, firey death every time ..."
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Does he live in a plane brothel now then?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I felt compelled to enter


Sorry. :(
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# both this and your username made me giggle!
hurrah!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# nice :D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Its so subtle
no one's noticed how good this is
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I did and clicked.
But couldn't think of anything clever to say and, y'know, 'woo' is getting a little tired nowadays.

;)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Nicely!
*has an urge to watch Ren and Stimpy over and over again*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Tweety Pie?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha.
if only that would happen.

BIRD PIE FTW!!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# But you have blackbirds in pie!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# don't be racist
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# How many?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# 4 and 20 blackbirds baked in a pie
when the pie was opened the shrivelled blackbird sat
and said "alright lads, a joke's a joke, what rotten sod did that!?"
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# pffftt!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# MMMM
BOING! Time for lunch!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] spangers...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha
spang spang spang spang..
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# The front one looks like Gordon Ramsay.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Fcuk off you Fcuking Cnut
sorry, went a bit ramsey there for a mo
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I think
they are enjoying that a bit too much
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# I always knew Eeyore was a perv.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I actuall;y can't stop laughing at this
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# animate it hard.
nicely
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Am I the only one that finds this mildly erotic?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# i was about to say "god, I hope so"
now i think i see it too
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
My work here is done!

*fwaps*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)

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