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# THE WHEEL FEEL OFF MY CAR!

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Save images to see em bigger cos I can't remember how to click for big - brain ache!

edit : this happened to me last week
wheel fell off my wagon! ignore the beautiful colour match
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# has the internert died?
*tumbleweeds*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:24, archived)
# i guess
it has
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# *pokes it with a stick*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# No!
The internert's not dead, it's just pining for the fjords.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# This is an ex-internet.
It has ceased to be.


Is there anything geekier than quoting Python on the internet? Yes, adapting Python for the internet :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Maybe if we nailed it there no one would notice..?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# man...
how bloody old is that motor of yours? No wonder the wheelybit fell off!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:08, archived)
# its 40 year old this year :D
annoyingly its a common problem, its not as if I hadn't maintained it either! it was lovingly packed with oil!
edit : tax free and cheap insurance! the car i'm currently working on is from 1936 :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:10, archived)
# These are lovely whatever the size.
I'd quite like to get one tattooed on my rightangle.
EDIT: Oh, and yes, the internet has died. BUT SHOUTING LIVES ON!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:25, archived)
# excuse me for asking but where is a rightangle on the body?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Usually in the corner.
Just south of the balustrade, in front of the vestibule.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# ...brave tattoo artist...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:34, archived)
# They get paid well enough.
Besides, I seem to recall that the last time you explored my unwashed perineum you got so enthusiastic that I had to call the RSPCA and they were openly sobbing as they led you away.

That was you, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Ach, sorry! Mistaken identity there.
It was that feller who does that cute dinosaur character.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:50, archived)
# oh yea
tiberiusgracchus
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)
# The links board is currently full of teenage prats into David Icke's rambles about life to be honest
Which is rather boring
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:27, archived)
# i'll pretend to know what that is and nod
who is David Lcke? infact unless he has anything to do with the production of bacon I really couldn't care less!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Ah, a famous Estonian tennis player
Am I alone in life in following things that are current?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:35, archived)
# i prefer to live in 1998
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# No you aren't!
I know that Icke was involved in the election that David CUNT Davis fought.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# david icke talking to legend karl pilkington:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fxWTFLNc0Ug&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)
# while I was getting ready to move house
I listened to 4 hours of David Icke on talk radio. The guy puts himself across very well, but I couldn't help thinking it was either the ramblings of a very paranoid man, or the ramblings of someone who wants the be the next L Ron Hubbard.

Some of the people phoning in were very young and were often quite over-powered by getting to speak to him on the phone, it was quite worrying. Conspiracy theories are so totally wicked hip these days. I remember when it was all fields and people thought all the cunts in the world came from this planet.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Super, smashing, GREAT!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I was asked to do corners for a work colleges artwork
I produced this but the detail was "too small" pfft
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Tell them,
"Hit the red, keep out the black. You get nothing in this game for two in the bed."
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# ok but that would make more sense if i knew what that meant
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:33, archived)
# "Let's have a look at what you could have won..."
Bully
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:36, archived)
# oh i hate that programme!
infact i hate all game shows!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:37, archived)
# :O
What about Catchprase? What about Blockbusters? What about The Krypton Factor?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:39, archived)
# its all rotting your mind
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:42, archived)
# that'll buff out
with a hammer
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:52, archived)
# had it fixed by the end of the day :D
I really can't be bothered to buff it out though... its a rolling wreck and has passed its MOT much to my surprise 3 years in a row!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:07, archived)
# G'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)
# WHEELFEEL.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 6:00, archived)
# Off to confession now
(Wibih, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# ha ha hidden hot dog
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# TJ : my double jointed thumb
www.b3ta.com/board/8555229
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# i didn't know mediocre was a priest!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Nor did they.
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Clergymen, is it?
Good, I can wheel this knackered old thing out.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Arf
I suppose you could have used Brother too! :p
(Virulent, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:03, archived)
# And Kyocera!
Oh no, wait that doesn't work
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Banksy
with a hard on?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)
# i fucked a priest in a park once.
then i went bowling.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 5:32, archived)
# SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# He just can't let Pearl Harbour go.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Or as it would appear on the original photo,
not to know what he is supposed to do with that gardening implement
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# i thought this when i saw the picture at first :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# They tried to kill his daddy too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# If only they had succeeded....
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# awesome
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# fuck me
i've just watched that episode of boosh
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# George W Boosh?
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I don't think I've seen that episode.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# YES!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Yes!
Sarkozy is thinking "My wife is 10000000x hotter than yours. Win".

Woo!
(Jonny Googs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
I think he might be thinking this as well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# No. Sarko is bored of his missus and is clearly checking out Angela Merkel.
It's entirely logical.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:05, archived)
#
Maybe thats what the EU really is? A great big 26 way over 50's gangbang? What a nice image that is...

If Ukraine's Tymoshenko isnt there, I'm out.
(Jonny Googs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Just pick out the crappiest set of car keys in the bowl.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:19, archived)
# sarkozy is nathan petrelli
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Whoah.
I think we're onto something here
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 6:59, archived)
# Sarkozy really is a smug cunt isn't he?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
# resurrecting the fishy theme

meet an old friend of mine...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# love it
edit: reminds me of mike mignola
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# fishheads
fishheads
roly poly fishheads
fishheads
fishheads
eat them up
yum
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# i took them to a movie
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# indeed!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn73Wtem0No

and woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# ha!!
that's insane.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Woo
That song is crazy and brilliant and its stuck in my head and i love you and Dixon for ever

...eat them up yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:31, archived)
# They always said I would be nothing but a fish head/ Look at me now
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# [lovelley
..Is it MrsBeefheart?]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# :) for the right price...
indubitably
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# This is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Following through from earlier...

Click for less horribly optimised (517k)
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# aaah!
what happened to his legs? Poor old Tony.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# bad curry
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# They were missilified
that's what happened to them
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# class :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I love the "TV" effect.
also a perfect opportunity for a re-re-re-repost. Topical.

(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# WY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# genuine snortage, this is really good!
/click
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:28, archived)
# cwalte pun
*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Not entirely sure why...
But I just couldnt get it out of my head....



I worry myself.
(Jonny Googs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# that is a wonderfully accurate caricature
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
#
Not at all traced, no, not at all :)
(Jonny Googs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Traced from what? Who was shitting on an otter that you could trace?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
#
Well, there was a special moment that we shared.... But thats a secret.

(Actually, it was three little pictures glued together with that there GIMP thingy... but thats dull)
(Jonny Googs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# you actually have a photo of him shitting on an otter?!
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Tenuous mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# It was a wonderful day....
(Jonny Googs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# *sends a copy to the daily mail*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Haha
this is fucking fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Hurray!
*smiles*
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# FUCKING FUCK FUCK IN FUCK SAUCE
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Ironic BBQ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
#
Maybe subconsciously... Have seen some of that fine work... Hope they didnt do it, or I shall feel a fool for having wasted most of this evening :)
(Jonny Googs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Found this in Châteauroux-des-bois
The-Number-Of-The-Beast
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# you are gay
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# no
but I couldn't think of anything else to say
www.yourallgay.com is what I forgot to type in that first reply
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# how very nice
I forgot how irritating that was
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Oh God. Not you again.
Optimise Prime teim.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# if you're going to translate the album title then surely the band name as well
En français

fille de fer
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# The number is 42k too large, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# he made soap from fat people
and sold it back to fat people
what a great idea
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# the soap is better in the book
he makes it out of Marla's mother
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:53, archived)
# i like that advert
one of the nicer ones i have seen for a while.
I also like that film, so this post is very pleasing
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I would say "text on a picture"
but you forgot the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Bansky!!

Daily Mail De-Ris
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Fucking hell
What a shocker that news story is
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
Stop internets!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# "the scarlet pimpernel of modern art"
hahaha the daily mail are such a bunch of dicks
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# daily mail finds out what the world knew in 2002 shocker!
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# That he's ringo starr?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# victor lewis-smith
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# is he really unmasked?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# And is there any real reason
that we should give a rat's arse?

/just wondering...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I think this comment on that article sums it up well.
Perhaps the Mail has "ruined something special".

But Banksie's anonymity would not be interesting if no-one cared, and if no-one cared no-one would look.

Great scoop for the Mail, but I am sad he has been unmasked.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
# If there were no toilet paper in the world
i wouldnt wipe my arse with the daily mail

still if there were no artists left in the world i wouldnt ask banksy to paint either





(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# I couldn't agree more.
It needed to be said.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# ^ this in its entirety
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# What I love about all this
is that whether its him or not and whether you like his work or not, the Daily Mail and your reactions prove he is an artist by definition. In both his daubings and his big charade.

Good on him for getting people feeling something about pictures and the like.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# "an artist by definition"
Can't be argued against now, given the sheer reception and praise of the guy's work by our artistic critique elite; so amazing coming from the mail which would normally point this stuff at young teenagers and have about fifty editorials about how society is disintegrating in the face of one individual actually producing stuff worthy 'as art'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Gosh
He's so clever!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# that top photowas in the bristol evening post
about 3 years ago...in a story titled something like "banksy unmasked"
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# 18,000.000 posts!

Click for NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# congrats!
it's milestone night or something
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# That's one for the wankbank. Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# strange looking elbows
congratus
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Ahhhhhhh
But you see, I KNEW that wasn't an arse before I even clicked it so there you didn't fool me at all

congratulovelyhairylegsulations!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# yeah
but you wished
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
#
yes. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# blimey you still nost posted your milestone?
sheesh whats it been like 5 months now?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# no
only a few weeks
8th of june. fuck, that's ridiculous.
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# because licktoyboy is all i keep reading when i see your alternatearted name
...LICKTOBOY!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# then i shall keep it jsut for you
*licks*
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# you are 5ft 2inches
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# actually i'm 5'11 but i've got short legs - 29"
i'm 6 foot tall with my spikey head and my shoes on :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Can you bend over without bending your knees and get the palms of your hands flat on the floor?
My mother can, and it disturbs me.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# <strikethrough gag>
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# yes
and i'm a fat bloke!
I shant ask why your bending your mother over...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Look, look, he's a freak! Look everyone, he's a freak!

Weirdo.


Where I come from Mother Bending is a sport for gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# oh yea...
i got double jointed thumbs too!
sometimes my shoulder dislocates too, but that hurts!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# I can't even get my hands to by feet D:
I have long legs =/ Which is good my karate instructor tells me - it means i can get lots of good kicks in
But then again I can't because I can't do half the leg stretches to get the good high kicks.
/life-story
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# you still should be able to strech...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# You have to sit down
Grab your toes and lift up your feet while locking out your knees.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# maybe you have flid arms?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:20, archived)
# Boink
My mate once, while trying to chat up a girl who happened to mention she was a black belt, asked her (somewhat bizarrely) if she could kick him in the head. After she refused and walked off he foolishly accepted my offer to kick him in the head...and then complained when I did!

Honestly, some people.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Cor blimmeh!
Well done you!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# huzzah :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Merry b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# PHWOAR!
I bet that tas...
Nevermind
Congratumalations :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# actually more like BEEF!
note the muscle wastage from lack of being able to bend my knee for 16 months, now I can cycle again my legs should be back to "normal" in about another 6 months (weather dependent)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# congrats fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# ta muchly :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Hahahahha
I clicked and laughed

ace geezer!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:32, archived)
# cushdy!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 23:46, archived)
# That's marvelous!
Congrats Skug!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 14 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I remember this show (obviously Wacky Races - I've got all of them),
but I'll be damned if I know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# and pigeon street
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I was going for the Stop the Pigeon spin-off :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUb761oGt4g
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Six years, 1500 posts.

I'm on a roll today!

Also, have a sketch I'm working on?


cfb

It looks wonky, but I can't quite work out why, beyond the glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# What kind of a roll is it? Crusty cob?
sketch, lovely stuff - but all the crap around it is rather distracting
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# yes.
The kind with sundried tomato and red pepper in it.

Edit: Er, the stuff around it won't be there always. I imagine that blu-tacking my desk, a pencil sharpener, another sketchbook, and some bits of rubbish to the wall would be a bit time consuming and dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Ah, but then that'd be ART :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# D'oh!
Maybe this is why I have no art-based career: I'm not including enough irrelevant crap in my exhibitions!

*makes a note*
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Congramalalashuns on waxday and postday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# congrats and happy b3taday
i love ceefax ;)
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Cock it!
I missed my 6th birthday!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# *points*
ha-ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I missed my 1st
2nd and 5th. Make a picture anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Well I'll have to slow down posting again to try and 'beat' you to having a real life.
Happy candleday Mr/Mrs Wanky Art Student
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Phht!
it's not that I have a real life, it's just that I'm a very good lurker.

And thank you :)

I am a lady
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# grats!
and happy b3taday to you and everyone else that i've missed lately :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# it might be the left eye that makes it look wonky
but i saw a man with a wonky head the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# This particular man doesn't have a wonky head.
Big, and somewhat beardy, but not wonky.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Happy b3ta day.
Hope it's as much fun as your birthday(s)!
(phyphor, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Phy!
I'd quite forgotten that you were a b3tan! Blimey!

*demands cake and hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Theres Only One Greedy
bastard...(well two actaully, Frank Lampard)
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# is this a new boy band?
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# how gay
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes, he is a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# i'd like to have his slave wages.
the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I agree with this statement wholeheartedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] In the style of me
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# WEDGE CATS HOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# nice
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Yiff.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# At this rate I'm going to reach my 25k before you get your nob out
Nice cat lady. rrawr.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# quite probably
:(
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Nice pussy!
Needs bigger boobs
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Ms, Beadle?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# i believe it's called 'perspective' old chum :)
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Purrspective?
I hate myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# we all hate you too
(big fat cocks, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I figured :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# :D
Nice mewage.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Would!
*purr*
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# She can lick her own arse and she shits in a box
What's not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# reminds me of TUTT for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# ?
www.b3ta.com/board/8555172
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Haha! YES, MORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Better send in the professionals!
(Virulent, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Show offs.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# That's quite
hypnotic...notic...notic...notic...
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# he's looking at me funny
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Gah!
That's disturbing, yet oddly mesmeric. Look at his eyes!

woo?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Cor!
Ducks and cakes. Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# oooh a 6 year old b3tan!
Congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Ta!
I feel like a right old duffer.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Not like us 4-year-old ones. We're just copycats.
*Edit* Ooo, I'm older than you by 15 days.
Fancy that.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# You obviously got bored with life 2 weeks earlier
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# sexay lipzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# sexy sex lipz
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Dance little sister
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Bindun?

Possibly a bit late but hey ho
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Those wacky Iranians forgot to shop in a bridge

Also this, this, this and THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# ROFLOL
(NFNiTM /talk is gay, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# No bridge
Fake.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Pissage!
Happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Get out of my head!
And also, thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# No bridge. Fake


/autoreply
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Bindun? Bindun? Bindun?
I like it.

Bindun? lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# What are we lolling at?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# NFI
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# O RLY
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Yes!
I mean no.

Have this genuine photo as a reward
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Bridge: Check. Helicopter: Check. Shark: Check. Guy on a rope: Check.
Must be real!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# My word!
This has more sharks and people on ropes than I know what to do with.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha "WHEN JAMES BOND MOVIES GO WRONG!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Definitely needs more bridge
Have a pea and a woo.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
#
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# this takes me back
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I went bicycling today


And very good it was too. Google Gwydyr Marin trail if you're at all interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Looks awesome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Ace :D
Mind if I borrow it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# to maket teh worldz with?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Aye
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Which reminds me of this one I made earlier
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# np
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# ooh can I borrow it.... um...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Nice
What lens you got there Pew Pew?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# N95 8GB using autostitch
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# RPS?


Taken Christmas and just rediscovered. Not bad for a compact camera, I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I was up at Whipsnade last Sunday, and encountered a little Rob:


Click for bigger (41KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I love his shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# I believe even among the Nazi penguin SS elite
they are still called feet :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I posted this unfinished the other day.


No internet on Saturday morning made me finish it.

Still think it looks a bit crap though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I see what you did there
have you tried it with skin coloured hair, or would that look too weird?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# It did look a bit wierd
The hair had to be either pink or yellow and yellow skin made them look jaundiced.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# monkey salute
Click for big
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Ah, it's back.
www.b3ta.com/board/8555045
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# theres
no bigger image,i was just trying the link for the first time
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 13 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)

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