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ahem...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

do what exactly?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

Something sexually depraved, knowing onephilosophy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

^this^

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

I know your game, squire.

I've seen you out there, in the moonlight, rubbing your testicles on the handles of all the petrol pumps and giggling maniacally.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

haha

that sounds like fun!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

Your sig!

Awesome! Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

Indeed :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)

Best casting in any film ever full stop FACT

You read it? Quality headfuck masterpiece. Hunter Thompson was a legend

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

open the pod bay doors

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

*opens*

now what?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

plot of film ruined

we can all go to bed.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

i can't

i'm at work.. and it's 12:30 am.. meaning, i have 4 and a half more hours :(

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

You are easy as hell.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

true.

but i'm not even trying

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

You can be easier?

Is that just pulling your pants down and hitting yourself over the head with a brick?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

you would like to see me do that

don't you?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)

ceiling light is watching you masturbate

is hotmail fooked for anyone else?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)

try this:

www.hotmail.com

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

tut tut

everyone knows you don't need the wubblewoos for hotmails

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

I actually know a guy

who entered Hotmale.com in school by accident.. his english was so bad.

and then he called me from across the room to ask me, where can he sign up for the free mail :D

me and my other friends were on the floor laughing

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)

WARNING CHILDREN!

accidental gay porn may lead to rofl

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

morning!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

Wow

That's cheap!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

Lolflation

I have family in Zim still. I've just recently painted a fairly tolerable picture about the situation there.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

oooh scan it and post it!

I like paintings!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

Will do tonight

When I get home. Will have to be a photo though, bit big for scanning at 50x70cm (especially without a scanner)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)

woo

gaz me mofo.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)

Hahaha, he's still only 50 Cent.

Actually, I think 50 Cent and Mugabe are tied in terms of how much I dislike them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

i'd love to see them cage fight

mugabe could have a suit of armour to level things out a bit.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)

This would be wonderful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

^ This

shop your efforts folks:

MUGABE V FIDDY
The bout to knock the other guy OUT!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)

hahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

hahahaha

would watch this :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

anyone else listen to the now show on radio 4? (it's part of their friday night comedy podcast)

marcus brigstocke made a rather good point the other week on mugabe. Rather than just digging into him, he pointed out that large companies have been helping him and his cronies a little too much, like barclays lending them ridiculous sums of money.

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

Typecasting?

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

I watched Bad Boys for the first time last night

conclusions:

Martin Lawrence is alright
Will Smith has very nice shoulders
Tea Leoni has the hips of a 6 year old boy

but it was alright. Kept me entertained.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

wait til you see number 2!!!

i love it when black people shout at each other in a comical way

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

I'm going to watch it tomorrow night, I reckon.

Heupfully.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

the best bit is reggie...

i shall say no more

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

where does she keep them?

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

In the place where normally, you'd find some flesh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

and you probably would

admit it

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

Would?

Lawrence: no
Smith: of course
Leoni: not with a ten foot barge pole and a hazmat suit. Women who look like young boys are not my cup of tea. If I sleep with a woman I want a fucking WOMAN, not a bit of 2 by 4.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

no pun intended?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

:D didn't see that

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

well,

if you do any of those,
please film it on tape and send me a link. ta!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

Its the most God-awful

piece of claptrap that ive ever seen.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)

Wait...

YOU AIN'T SEEN BAD BOYS 2??!?!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)

hehe - nice

Capt wow - are you here?

what are you on about?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

*falsetto*

yes, I'm here!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

you look somehow, different

in regard to your earlier query, what an earth are you talking about woman?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

Yes I'm here

Bad Boys. Was I being unclear?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

I suppose I am

I was referring to your query last time we met - which was in fact your zombie post down there....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

I was referring to this

www.b3ta.com/board/8578330

I'm as clueless as you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

yes, me too

going to be celebrating our 8th Wedding anniversary in September....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)

I didn't know you were already married!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

yes married with 2 children ,2 cats and a dog

proper family man me...

I think someone must have noticed my FB status changed to "married to" which is because my lovely wife linked to me

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)

That would appear to be a sensible conclusion.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)

Hehehe

True... the smug git that he is too, gets on my wick...

I was the same with Tom Cruise, who pisses me off, being a creepy little midget weirdo, etc... awas always the hero, amazing, invincible...

Then in collateral... he was actually a damn good baddie... enjoyed that film... less smug, more acting... don't have to be the good guy all the time... and dies in the end... woo

and btw... *clicks*

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

^this

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

interesting point about his character dying

that was a disappointing though inevitable end to last samurai, everyone else dying in a battle but tom cruise survives COS HE's TOM CRUISE??? rubs

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)

Fantastically animated. I weep at your skills.

So I'll skim over the spelling of independence.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)

yeah

I noticed that a wee bit late..

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

hahahha, yah, VERY true...

But I still can't help liking Independence Day, even though I know it's ridiculously patriotic "americans are the best" over-the-top nonsense...

and that is a very woo pic :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)

"tally ho toodle pip, the americans are organising an attack"

"oh whatto, rather, about bloody time"

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

that bit PISSES ME OFF

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

cutting, you make a point

sharp skills put many to shame
I am just jealous

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)

don't be

for I have no limbs

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

wasn't that a song by 2 unlimited?

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)

can't recall

sure it wasn't 2 Limited?

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)

they were extremely limited. euro rave-pop knows very..erm..limited(?) bounds

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

Some more hell animals

also: Hell Monkey and Hell Cat

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

I see two Jammie Dodgers

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

take the jammie dodgers off your eyes

and look at the picture - silly!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

ahhhhh

anyone want to lick my eyelids?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

always...

*liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

that bowling ball is missing a hole.

Bye board!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

Oooo!

He can live here!

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

Dumfries?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)

I miss 4dam.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

Dumfries has the highest proportion of mentally deranged people

of any town in Scotland

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

It sounds ace

I want to visit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

I've been and I think I understand why

... it's full of mental people!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

Eurgh, PeaVomit:

BLEURRRRRGHHHHAAAaaahhh!

Click for bigger (239KB)

Click for bigger (236KB)

Excuse me I think it was that hummus I had last night.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

matrix spang is perfectly paced

well done there.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

well i did one that was

so fast it was unreadable I got flamed for that too. I lost my patience with it and left it as it was.

Besides agent whatever talks very slow and deliberately. get into it man!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)

haha

that matrix one was well worth the wait

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

look at Morpheous (sp?)

sad face! haha

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)

Im not used to b3ta when the suns up.
People are a lot more.....Normal.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)

did you just call me Normal?!?!!??!

dfjk;sgn;dfjlsng;dfgnl;sjdfngl;dnlf :P

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

No thats why Im talking to you

Your one of the nightcrawlers like myself.

Hows your ass?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)

just wondering if you could post loads n loads of images at the same time?

/would join in to make a mega thread of multiple imgs per posting. cant be arse

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)

Yes you can

im usually on between 6pm-4am so I dont normally have this day audience.
Just as long as you dont do it in a new thread it's within the rules set out by mein fuhrer.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)

Wolfamstah.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

is that the place where the william morris museum n park is?

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

The very same. I taked it yesserdy.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

ah cool

that's only up the road from I - er, I live over in leytonstone, and my missus works in waltham forest town hall. used to live over by blackhorse road, quite quiet round there

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)

Why does that dog

Have two tails and two bumholes?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

arf!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)

These are all of the lovely

and I wish to own them all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

you'd have to feed them

human sacrifces

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

*Shrugs* alright then.

Bring me Terry Christian.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

have Vanessa Feltz

she'll last a few weeks

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

Ooooh naughty joke

I'm very protective of my big girls due to still being one of them, ish

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)

haha

nothing against the larger woman, merely the evil that is Feltz :)

Although pretty much every woman I know thinks she's fatter than she is..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

I know exactly how fat I am

due to the weightloss thing I weight and measure myself DAILY. Sometimes twice daily if I have a poo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

what do you mean

'if?'

Shirley it's a fairly regular occurance?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

Sometimes I am constipated

and sometimes I have a poo in other places that aren't my flat, thus don't have scales and measuring tape.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

to scale and measure

the poo?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)

^THIS IS THE MOST DISTURBING THREAD IVE READ IN A LONG TIME

Thats a notice you can be proud of on b3ta.

Weight obsessed women scare me in general anyway but ones who decide to weigh themselves before and after poo is beyond the pale!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)

and you can buy them only

for 5.99! Only today, special offer!

Paper hell bag sales seperately

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

REMEMBER:

these Animals are not available in the shops (except for Woolworths... who knew Woolworths was still even going?)

Order now with JML and receive some item of tat we haven't been able to sell and so we're giving it away!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

Hell yes

This is a horror that can not be stopped! Woo

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)

I presume your sick of the how does it smell joke by now?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

shirley

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)

Speaking of odd looking animals

we have a new Okapi calf who is doing well apparently, born last week

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)

Awwwwwwww bless!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)

Holy Shitting Cuttlefish!™

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)

Mugabe likes to hunt.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

Hahaha

Hippos are actually the animal that causes human deaths over any other animal.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

BZZZZZZZT WRONG

Mosquitoes

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

BZZZZZZZT RIGHT!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

is it sharp objects?

they live in the rainforest.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

Trumbones?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

Hopefully, because that would be a funny way to die.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

You're thinking of a trumbone full of custard.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

you spelled 'falling tamagotchis' wrong.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

I thought that would have need a googlewhack

but it wasn't

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)

mosquitoes?

Y'know, malaria and stuff like that...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

A really nasty minnow

With a flick knife

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

This!

tens of thousands die each year from the buzzing little buggers... hippos, meh

*edit* actually, over 2 million a year

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

No coz it's the virus that does the killing

Not the fly.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

You said "the animal that causes deaths"

How does it feel to be WRONG, WRONGBOY

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

And the Mozzy does cause the death

It's the virus that does!.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

The Guiness Book...

of pish, says parasites carried by mozzies are officially the biggest cause of human death from an animal:

"The world's most dangerous animal (excluding man) are MALARIAL PARASITES of the genus PLASMODIUM carried by mosquitoes of the genus ANOPHELES, which, if we exclude wars and accidents, have probably been responsible directly or indirectly for 50% of all human deaths since the Stone Age. Even today, despite major campaigns to eradicate malaria, at least 200 million people are ailing by the disease each year, and more than one million babies and children die annually from it in Africa alone."

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

get away with your SCIENCE

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

the worlds most aggressive animal is:

The Honey Badger.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

hmmm

Obviously you've not met my wife then

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

she's not actually a honey badger?

these Top Trumps are all wrong

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

Again that's just someone elses point of view

plus that is a book of world reconds not science. You can not rightly say that the mozzy directly causes the death.
Also If we're talking about the most dangerous animal then it can only be established by the threat posed by an atypical specimen.
As only female mossies do the biting then you can't attribute the species as a whole to being the most dangerous.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

to be honest

it definately is humans, but we don't think we're an animal.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

That's a given

But we're talking non-interspecies her.

And I bet Moley's leaning back in his chair laughing at the chaos his post has caused!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

It's not the mozzie itself...

After further reading, it's the malarial parasite that is carried by the mozzie... which is, actually, an animal... apparently

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)

It's a member of the animal kingdom

But not what I considered commonly an animal.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)

2 million a year.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

true ^

please animate this!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

unless you count carriers:

Fleas, mosquitoes etc.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

Parcelforce.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

Arf!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

Hmmm

I was under the impression it was the mosquito

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

A Mosquito

riding a hippo and carrying an AK47.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

Is it the mosquito that kill them?

Or the malaria?

(Potatoman, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

This is my point.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

The parasite...

that is carried by the mozzies... that's teh dangerous bit... and it's an animal

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

^ This

but is a mosquito an animal?

+ Hippo's are the wild animal which takes the most human lives.
So maybe dogs or summat if they are not wild?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

Are you saying domestic animals are worse?

Are there 1000s of fatalities each year from hamsters?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

there's a MASSIVE government cover up

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

they may be, there is probably alot of injuries from dogs and stuff

but probably not deaths, in fairness.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:02, archived)

or sunflowers

they're smiling because they've killed.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

Curse those domestic

mosquitoes.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

It's not a fucking plant is it

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

Are mozzies not wild?

Domesticated beasties?

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LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

Cape buffalo kill more people in Africa than hippos, but they're not such a funny animal.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

I'd have said it was humans

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

what about Nuclear Bombs

they're an animal - aren't they?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:00, archived)

cor yes

wait - POVERTY!

poverty is the most dangerous animal!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

unclean water?

just a guess, those sneaky critters.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)

I've got it

it's Life

Life is the biggest cause of death

oh life
doo doo doo doo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

i concur

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

I've got a lower budget version of this....

Shame it wasn't a film.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

That's fantastic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:55, archived)

Ace!

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

Its got a....

...ben hur/planet of the ~~apes~~ stickmen feel to it.
It is also, most woo.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

Zombified B3tans are go.

I know, it's a pea from last night. I really do apologise, but in my defence I NEVER pea and bigger boys told me to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)

your a mental!

*woos the mental*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)

YUP

Cheers

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)

Did I hear right?

BBB tie the knot?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

Did he?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

Bloody hell!

That's rather scary.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:31, archived)

:D My work here is done.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)

Ooooooooooo

Do me! Do me!

'ning all!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)

YOU'VE GOT A BABY ON THE WAY

You tart.

Oh I see.....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)

*prostrates self*

Either way...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)

How is all of the spawning going?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)

Wifely paranoia aside it seems to be working well...

I'm just biterly disappointed by the NHS losing us and making so many mistakes.

Left-wing ideals be damned!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)

Poor you, bless your heart.

Well I hope that you get no further hiccups. How is she, is she blooming, or is she sweaty and annoyed?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:38, archived)

Blooming and annoyed...

Everyone keeps telling her that the bump is large for 16 weeks, but this has now got her measuring it every day to check it's still growing properly...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)

Bless, I'd be obsessing as well.

Well, give her my best. I am so very, very jealous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:42, archived)

Jealous? Surely you can surprise manwife into helping you out there?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

Well look at it this way

house prices falling, so one bed flat not worth as much as we paid for it.

If we get pregnant then we do and we'll just have to cope, but I'm not going to foist it on us, as much as I'd love to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

Fair enough...

We're currently trying to move from the needle strewn main road we live on. I'm not THAT middle class, but I object to raising a child in a sea of syringes...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

No, I'm right behind you there

totally understandable.

Good luck with it all, you lucky pair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

Danke

*doffs cap*

*crosses fingers*

*can' type properly niw...*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)

Oh I say!

kind of tickles...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:48, archived)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

tart!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:33, archived)

Ooooh, Leek and Tallegio if you're offering?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)

Dear lord Captin'

The middleclass-o-meter has just gone off the scale!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:39, archived)

What are you telling me for?

My cutlass is over there *places tricorner over eyes and goes to sleep*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)

*gets saucer of milk for cat o nine tails*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

*Collects Josh, Tarquin and Jocasta from private school*

I don't know WHAT you mean, I'm as common as anything, me.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

Yeah

your home helps even a cockney!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

Bit of a coup really... There's so few genuine cockney's around these days...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

Well if you're being technical that has always been the case

To be a genuine cockney you need to have been born within earshot of the bells of Bow. Ironically Bow is now a quite well to do area so a cockney could arguably be the middleclasses:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

Is Hammersmith in earshot?

I'm so Londonretarded.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

Only if the sound travels all the way through east London,

through the centre and passed into West London to where Hammersmith is. I suppose it could get the district line all the way, it's only take about 45 minutes.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

Alright, alright, cleverdick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

Bow is quite a well to do area?

Didn't look it when I drove through it on Friday night....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

it's the classy part of the east end (coughs)

well compared with poplar n plaistow amongst many other rougher parts

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)

new threads don't grow on trees young lady

you do realise that the next person to post an image will have to do it in an existing thread, all because of your selfishness.

also, 'ning sweetie

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:33, archived)

I know, I am a very naughty girl *pokes self in eye with biro*

Ningles lovely chapshape.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

you are wonderfully twisted

like the spiral staircase in the worlds end pub (if i remember correctly) :o)

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

:D Fankoo sir

Yes, you do remember correctly. I almost went there on Friday, but tickets had sold out for Converge.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)

sold out = no fun (or just an unexpected fun)!

didn't bother with lovebox this year again, daft me. A music festival over in vicky park, almost walking distance from me, and i was too disorganized to get tickets. never mind, v festival's not far away

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

Next gig I attend shall be my own, on the 2nd.

I'm getting panicky about it ALREADY, which is a new low for me. Never used to get stage fright, now I get tremendous amounts.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

maybe you should make a small sacrifice to the rock and roll spirits

Leave a pack of cigarettes in front of a small statue of keith richards.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

That's a very good idea, you know.

How come Ronnie gets a younger model, but Keef doesn't seem to care about the younger ladies?

It's annoying.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

heh

some prefer the classic ride of a vintage model i guess.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:03, archived)

your own? that's worthy of respect

is it yours as in you're promoting it? or are you performing in some way? is it a magic show?

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

I am playing within it.

With the rest of the band. And some other folks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:52, archived)

which instrument?

or are you singer/vibes?

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)

Bass guitar

I wish I was singing, it'd be easier.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)

He's looking a bit peaky there...

Woo (although a bit ewww for this time on a Monday)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

Lovely nummy gore.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:35, archived)

lolololo you're supposed to 'shop it lolololol

Very woosome and gruesome :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)

INVINOVERYNICE!

*inapproriate behaviour*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:37, archived)

*responds appropriately*

:D Hello sweetie!

All well?

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:40, archived)

I had a right arse of a morning

threw coffee all over the living room (but mostly in my handbag) fell over, got bad news, argued with mum....

but I'm good now. You?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)

I woke up at 8.45

with little Miss Veritas due to be in school at 8.55.

We were only VERY slightly late - the classroom door was still open. This is a win.

I am now reclining on my bed, thinking about having the shower that I should have had before foisting my unwashed hair on the world this morning :)

I had an ace weekend and saw FIVE b3tans and won at poker. Which is obviously a massive win :D

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)

I want my bed.

Lovely, lovely bed.

FIVE b3tans?! You lucky girl. Which ones?

I love poker, it's the best game in the world.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:45, archived)

mr horrible, Dr Zaarlon, gianthead, Prof Kenny and Jessie

Lovelies all!

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

Have I met gianthead?

the other four are sugar-coated pellets of win.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

I'm not sure

She's horrible's younger sister :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

Ahhh bless.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:58, archived)

fecking awesomeness!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:43, archived)

:D cheers me dears

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

for some reason reminds me of buzz lightyear

most woo.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:44, archived)

Ta dude

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:46, archived)

*applies sunglasses and backwards cap*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

fuckiing brilliant!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:47, archived)

:D You're so sweet to say it again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:49, archived)

hahah

well its true - i'm most jealous :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

You're having a giraffe, you're amazing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

pfffft

your too kind :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)

your all gay

*runs*

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mugatu, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)

hahaha

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)

*comes out of lurk city*

Cor!! That's bloody aces - and very gory!
mwah

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:51, archived)

:D eeeeee

*huggles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

Any zombie motorcycle couriers on the horizon? :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)

No, because I lost the file :-(

I was going to ask you if I saw you today.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

You lost it!! :-O

Will send you a fresh one later :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

It's on the other computer

which is a bit sort of....menopausal.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:59, archived)

This

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)

Why thankyou sir.

Edit: have you got married?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:57, archived)

gore-tastic!

ace work

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mugatu, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:01, archived)

Ahhh, ta love.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)

*bookmarks pearoasted thread*

ed: ah It's all cool it didn't shove me off the board :)

nicely.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)

Aherm...

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Ninj, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)

That is truely scary!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)

*squeaky voice* everytin' be irie

Naughty Brad Pitt, no Jamaican accent. NO.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)

What are you wittering about woman?

oh and 'ningles.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)

Have you seen Meet Joe Black?

Ningles

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)

Not for a long time.

But I'm fairly sure it was divoid of the line 'Naughty Brad Pitt, no Jamaican accent. NO'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:23, archived)

He puts one on. Tells an old Jamaican lady everytin be irie, because she's about to die.

It's fucking abominable.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)

What?

Right up there with the Kevin Costner/Robin Hood English accent?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)

Worse, my friend.

We're talking Eddie Izzard trying to be American-qesque bad here.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)

dontcha worreh now

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:24, archived)

THANK YOU

Yet again, Saccharine saves me from you lot making me think I'm mental.

What do you think? If I never repost anything am I allowed a sneaky one?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)

One what?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)

repost.

Post that is re.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)

You're a loony!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)

......

erm.....

yes?

edit: oooh you editor.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)

I merely had to correct the computer's mistake!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)

reposts in existing thread?

should be done as often as possible!

in new thread, you might get away with it if it's fab, which it probably is!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)

Well, I hope so.

I'm going to do it. Oooh, I'm getting the naughty shakes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)

cheeky rp

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:24, archived)

Pfft.

He-Man will KICK. HIS. ARSE.

Check out his anterior deltoids.

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)

Oooh nasty.

He should put some ointment on them.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)

Clickage

Nice touch!

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)

Whatever happened to Claire Forlani?

Get a couple of pounds on her and she'd be top banana

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)

Hahhaaha!

I thought you were coming up to Norfolk on holiday...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)

Tomorrow Moley!

I'll get the beers in! You ok sir?

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Ninj, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:41, archived)

I'm fine and dandy thanks.

Had a great weekend!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:50, archived)

I want that man DEAD

I would gladly strangle him for as long as it takes until he squeeks his last fucking breath.

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)

yeah

fucking cheapskates...casting that Welsh deadbeat in a Pasquale biopic.

(clut, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)

21st July

(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:14, archived)

2008

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:15, archived)

outstanding!

Like a jackson pollack, only with skill, talent and WOOOOOO!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:15, archived)

Oooooh.... pretty....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:17, archived)

Moley, I need some clarity.

If I have never pearoasted before, do we reckon one might be ok?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)

Yes, of course!

Pea freely...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:26, archived)

Phwoar

Right, that's one vote.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)

i like this

it looks lully.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)

sky reflected in a lake

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)

He is clearly not an animal...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:09, archived)

hah

Ning all!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)

hahahah, that's brilliant :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)

hahahaha.

Ladles and Jellyspoons I present to you the intellect of the guy who works at my local minimart.
ME: Do you know what they're filming? (see picture in previous thread]
Guy. Completely seriously with no humour what so ever: A Film.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:12, archived)

I would have replied a "documentary for radio."

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:14, archived)

Yes but you're a cock:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:15, archived)

That's Mr Cock to you

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:16, archived)

Well if it were Mrs. Cock I'd be quite surprised.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:17, archived)

*Checks* How do you tell?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:21, archived)

pink bow

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:22, archived)

Hahahaha, this is lovely.

He's much attractive now he's older. 10 Rillington Place he was far too young, I didn't mind him copping it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:13, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:17, archived)

Christie done it!

Worst. Welsh. Accent. Ever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)

hahaha

*click*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:13, archived)

hahahahaha!

ACe!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:13, archived)

Brilliant!

Have a *click* . Ningles Moley ar thee well?

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Ninj, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:18, archived)

Hallo Ninj.

I thought you were Broading it this week...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)

Tomorrow sir!

So you can have a lovely Ninj-Free week! ;-)

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Ninj, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:34, archived)

lol, excellent :D

wooooooo :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:28, archived)

haha quality!

braw!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)

another 1 shape vector

but i only realised i should of done the white about half way through doing the black :/

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Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:08, archived)

keep him away from the sleeping pills

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:09, archived)

I don't like cats. I hate zombies.

click for bigga! file size is 35 kb, and it's started to blur. Accursed small sources images.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:23, archived)

intestenial eyes. yes!

do you have a larger version?

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d d, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:25, archived)

no sorry, the source of the cat was only 280 wide.

I can probably scale it a little bit...ed: scaled up to 600pix wide. :)

It's starting to look a bit dodgy

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:29, archived)

mmmm..... cats always taste better after being left out for a bit like that... much more gamey....

Excellent shoppage, k3b!

'ningles you crazy people!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:29, archived)

I shall remember that...

I don't think it's that great, look at the opposing light sources!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)

YOU'VE RUINED IT NOW! And I thought it looked good....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:41, archived)

hahahaha. aaaaaaah if I wanted to ruin it I'd send you here:

curezone.com/upload/parasites/eye_worm.jpg
the source image used for the left eye. Not porn, but somewhat less than pleasant medical photograph

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:45, archived)

Thanks for that. :D

It's amazing how little pics like that affect me anymore...

If you REALLY want to see something VERY unpleasent, go look up a site called crazyshit.com

Most of the stuff on there is very NSFW, and covers a wide variety of nastyness

Someone forwarded it to me a while back, and I won't go on there again....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:51, archived)

is rotten.com still around

and I think I'll have a look at this one

is the nsfw fwappable or like goatse/tubgirl?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:56, archived)

99% wasn't fwappable, unless they have changed the content of the site

I dare not check whilst I'm at work

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:04, archived)

I had a look. The first one up was a decapitation victim

then someone with a gangrenous breast. May be fwappable for someone, but not me.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:06, archived)

Don't say I didn't warn you :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:07, archived)

I can cope with that I'm on the fringes of fairly disgusting things as part of what I do

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:08, archived)

What you do? Fringes of fairly disgusting things?.....Part-time serial killer? Necrophilliac? Fritzel?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:13, archived)

hahah Just some reasons for people needing ultrasounds

or more specifically contrast agent enhanced utrasound

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:25, archived)

Keb/-\b,

wait there. I have something. I'll be right back...

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:27, archived)

In the spirit of the Anzac

I made these true blue Aussie icons.
.
Kebab

_{Rollover thine mouse for explanations.}

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:32, archived)

hehehe

thats fab!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:31, archived)

:) ta!

not very sexy though. Although it is zombie pussy...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:39, archived)

You hate zombies??!!!???

How can anyone hate zombies?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:33, archived)

easily.

do you like the prospect of having your brains eaten?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)

I can run faster than them

zombies are ace!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:41, archived)

I'm sortof round. so I couldn't

and chainsaws are messy messy things

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:46, archived)

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:34, archived)

"DooM: Episode 1 - Knee Deep in teh Cute" ?

alt. response: "Can I haz bwainsburgerz?"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)

Headcheese on rye. With a pickled mouse on toothpick.

Your first thought might make a fun Mod or knock off, yes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:45, archived)

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINZ!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:39, archived)

and have a pea from late yesterday

from the lyrics
www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Elo/Yours-Truly-2095.html

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:37, archived)

heeheee

If IBM made women I would buy one!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:40, archived)

hahah, if IBM made women, they'd look like they had been hit by an ungly stick, but had an IQ of 220. If Apple made women, they'd all look AMAZING but have the IQ of a dairylea cheese slice.

If they ran on Vista, they'd keep walking into walls, if it were OSX, they'd go off and do their own things, not really following what you asked them to do. I don't know what would happen if they were on Linux, as no one would go near them.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:45, archived)

well if Lenovo made the woman and ran linux

She wouldn't be able to stop me muff diving her.

Linux is easy to handle if your willing to deal with it on it's terms. Fuck user friendiness. That leads to slices of cheese and walls.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:49, archived)

I would rather we all went back to DOS.... Qbasic FTW

/geekblogmode

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:52, archived)

my first programing language.

*nostalgia*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:55, archived)

I like that ^ so much, I did this for you!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:55, archived)

You broked your cat!

EDIT: In the continuing adventures of Earls Court; the side road opposite me appears to have become a film set.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:43, archived)

It's not my cat, I seriously dislike them. Cats are evil in a fluffy package

ed: GAH! At least you don't have the muthafukin pope there!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:49, archived)

Are you in Sydney?

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King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:10, archived)

He lives there too:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:19, archived)

at least I didn't live on oxford street!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:24, archived)

At least I had my own place:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)

We do actually

He's doing the catering.

EDIT: Arrgh weird things are happening to my posts. THat was meant to be above!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:53, archived)

have you had your boiled egg and soldiers?

:)

We finally got rid of the silly hat bugger today

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:07, archived)

But he mitre return:P

Ooo good call! I think boiled heggles and soldiers is on the cards for brekkie this morning.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:14, archived)

How cool!

Any idea what they are filming?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:54, archived)

a film:P

Naaa I have no idea.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:55, archived)

Very nice.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:49, archived)

thanks

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:51, archived)

Your welcome.

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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

Elephants

Something I misheard, and a chance encounter with the image

Click for bigger (239KB)

(lordy lordy, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:17, archived)

I can catch an elephant.

but woo

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)

help i've got å trunk in my pånts!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:20, archived)

never mind, it's just å group of snåils.

THEY'RE SINGING.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:27, archived)

*submits "It's a small world"*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:32, archived)

SUBMIT!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:35, archived)

YES. YOU WOULDN'T WANT PICK ONE UP WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!

THEY'RE ALL SLIMY AND COVERED IN BARNACLES.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:39, archived)

THEY'RE SWOLLEN TO THE SIZE OF VITAMINS RIGHT NOW, BABY.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:50, archived)

why are posts of this nature always the ones with perfect spelling/grammar?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:19, archived)

Australian criminals are getting stranger by the hour.

Police have been waiting for a break in the case of three women who reported being attacked and sexually assaulted in the Hornsby area by a man wearing women's clothing.

A fourth woman aged 18 managed to escape unharmed after being approached by a man wearing high heels, a wig and make-up on the corner of Balmoral and Burdett Streets earlier this month.

But a 29-year-old woman was raped by a man wearing a black bra and black lacy underpants in the same area on July 29 last year, another woman was sexually assaulted by a man wearing a pink bikini top and yellow bikini bottoms on October 20, and a 23-year-old woman was indecently assaulted 10 days later as she walked along Bellbrook Avenue.

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:30, archived)

it's buffålo bill, out for the kill.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:31, archived)

^this with lotion in the basket.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:11, archived)

Dame Edna's got nothing to do with her time nowadays.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:06, archived)

It's not me! I'm innocent! I was somewhere else at the time!

I have got to admit that is one odd rapist.

Why the bra? Moobs?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:12, archived)

Great, give women yet another reason to trust gay men more

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:15, archived)

Start the morning off with some hell animals..

'ning /board

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:53, archived)

eric burdon ånd the hellminåls.

wåte.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:56, archived)

Did you mean: helminths

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - hellminals - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
* Try different keywords.
* Try more general keywords.

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d d, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:06, archived)

helminths,

yes. that's what i meant

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:08, archived)

påråsitic worms åre so very sexy.

some good pics there.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:08, archived)

I love this

images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp3.blogger.com/_xHQgaqFbFvE/RgWQtg1K4gI/AAAAAAAAAbs/B-if7HlHmpw/s320/worm.jpg&imgrefurl=http://adkpathcourse.blogspot.com/2007/03/helminths.html&h=320&w=320&sz=20&hl=en&start=13&um=1&tbnid=sITsGtLswMtPuM:&tbnh=118&tbnw=118&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhelminths%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1B3GGGL_enUS238US238%26sa%3DN

edit: kinda reminds me of sock

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:11, archived)

thåt's å good one.

i picture him with bråces.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:13, archived)

here

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:17, archived)

*kicks nerdwerm in the crotch, steåls his lunch money*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:18, archived)

it's

a damn goatse worm!

(Dr Frank, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 9:01, archived)

what has happened to your a's.

and i mean the letter a not your ass.

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d d, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:12, archived)

it clearly has a helminth

trying to crawl out of it

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:13, archived)

they got sweded somehow, i think i got ån ikeå infection.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:15, archived)

Oh deår,

I hope it's not contågious?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:18, archived)

hi! i'm typhoid måry!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:21, archived)

arrrgh herro!

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mugatu, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:59, archived)

rårr!

i think he's relåted to me.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:09, archived)

There is something wrong with my head

At first I thought the only thing you'd shopped in was the blood...

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:16, archived)

haha

Eyes: from a lemur, turned red
Mouth: some cheesy 40-something random bloke from google images

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mugatu, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 8:28, archived)

It's brilliant!

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)

WwOoOoFf!.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:13, archived)

spider dog?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:13, archived)

DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG!

so i'm sitting here eating dinner and pissing about in photoshop and my doorbell goes off. i ignore it because the only people who i'd want to talk to all know to call me first or to use the back door. human fool proceeds to ring the bell again, which i again ignore.

several minutes of silence pass by. i like silence.

then the doorbell rings again. and again. and again and again and again and so i put on a pair of shorts and go to the door and there's a very short man there looking in expectantly at me. through the closed door (it has large glass panels) i ask him what he wants and he signals to me that he wants me to open the door.

"no," i say, and he is clearly unhappy with me. i can live with that, and i don't let people in to my house unless they are wanted. he is certainly not wanted here, at least by me. i again ask him what he wants and he starts chattering gibberish, which is wholly unsurprising. he believes that i have understood his gibberish, it seems, and much like a bad cartoon, stands there just blinking and waving his hands.

long past the point of wanting to appear polite, i blink and wave slowly back at him, and he chatters at me once more, loudly, in a language i do not recognise (and which may not, in fact, exist outside of his head), becoming increasingly more angry as it dawns on him that i am never going to open the door for him. with one final outburst he reaches for the door, tugs on the handle ineffectively, and turns to walk away. i see him walk to the house of my neighbour and there he rings the bell....

back at my computer, i find that the pic i made is far too big to post and while it makes a lovely wallpaper, i can't use it as the backdrop to my toats.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:37, archived)

That was me, postbear.

Why didn't you let me in? I was speaking my best Australian.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:49, archived)

you are a short man. not quite midget, but still very short. midget 115%, i guess.

best australian? is that some sort of paradox, like mayonnaise cake?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:53, archived)

Could have been worse...

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:50, archived)

what a waste of coal that would be!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:54, archived)

better make steel out of it

in runescape

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:56, archived)

those åre åll words, but i don't understånd them.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:10, archived)

reminds me how i once came to my friends house:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=N35CBdEh9Z0

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:54, archived)

welcome to gayruit.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:58, archived)

thank you.

may i have a nice stay also?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:06, archived)

no, not possible.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:14, archived)

always fun.

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d d, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:56, archived)

frånkendisco.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:03, archived)

it feels that way sometimes.

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d d, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:05, archived)

there's no limit.

frånkenstein would håve been å greåt disco person. i see him with gråce jones.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:12, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8576234

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)

heh.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:22, archived)

He was dying of poison in a foreign country

and you let him go tits up on somebody else's carpet and let somebody else take pictures of this amazing piece of wonder and let somebody else post those pictures to tell their internet friends about it.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:12, archived)

i've got other corpses to plåy with.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:16, archived)

Morning

Hope everyone has a lovely day.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 5:56, archived)

That's no moon...

Maybe they love horses

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 5:57, archived)

OH MY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:04, archived)

i hate being the first one here..

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:14, archived)

THEN DON'T DO IT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:26, archived)

DO IT.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:46, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:21, archived)

ahahahaha horse surprise sex!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:51, archived)

that would have made that star star movie actually interesting.

well, that and if the two driving the spaceship in your pic would have had angry sex with one another.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:38, archived)

Cut-down versions of films? OK

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 5:23, archived)

No...

Low budget versions.
Idiot.

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 5:51, archived)

lol

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 5:53, archived)

cock.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:39, archived)

We saved a little on the costume budget

(Virulent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 4:28, archived)

Ooh...Ahh...Away, away..

(Virulent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 5:01, archived)

Total Recall

Why spend a fortune on prosthetics when you have felt tip pens?

(Virulent, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 5:02, archived)

hehehe

"START....DA....REACTOOOOOR"

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:20, archived)

i hate danny devito. i wish he'd never existed.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:40, archived)

Having earphones in is dangerous.

edits : www.spice.co.uk/caeware
Also : What is a good Rolling Stones album? i'm going to download one. or two.

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:14, archived)

DUSKBOMBS

THEY MAKE IT DARK

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:14, archived)

One minute you're safe in the day light, then BAM

its midnight.

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:15, archived)

and

they tick!

A clockwork bomb with a fuse! SCIENCE!

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)

Safety mechanism.

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:18, archived)

bombs

need safety mechanisms?

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:27, archived)

Well, yes.

Look at nukes.
The ones they use in the trident subs have a mechanism to stop them going boom if there is a knock (although theres something about popcorning which makes them not safe enough D:)

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:31, archived)

Toast motherfucker

fuckin toast motherfucker.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:19, archived)

WE LIKE TEA!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 4:33, archived)

Anti-light bomb.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:19, archived)

It implodes in on itself and sucks all the light and everything into it

slowly growing until it consumes the universe.

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)

I'd Have to say

The best of the rolling stones.

I dunno the albums just the best choons:
Paint it black
Satisfaction

I dunno, google em motherfucker!

Woo pic BTW

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:36, archived)

I'm listening to Paint it Black at the moment,

thanks, i shall get that :)

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:37, archived)

How much do you make from that

t-shirt site, Im quite interested in signing up.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)

Everything has a base price, like a white t-shirt £10

black, £11 etc, then you get to put what ever you want on top of it, and you get that.

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)

Yeah i read that

I mean you personally. If you dont mind me asking?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)

I opened it today

and i have made -£5.
Sold one, bought one myself, and i have a friend buying one on friday.
I've only got 3 things on it, and they're all the same design, its not bad for a day i think :)

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:48, archived)

heheh

nothing ventured...

Im gonna have a go at that, despite asking many times these b3tan bastards wont pay me.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:50, archived)

What b3tan bastards?

I'm going to sleep now. so i will leave you with a cliff hanger.

lol. i did a funny.
i know, i suck

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:54, archived)

Me too

NIGHT ALL!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:57, archived)

the best rolling stones album is the one where they tried to be disco.

or one of mick jagger's solo albums.

haha, they're all crap.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:45, archived)

I'll pop this in here, seeing as it's late/early.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:54, archived)

I like this,

Night all!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)

Night.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)

nitenite

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:13, archived)

Stop worrying when your pen runs out.

A worthy lesson.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)

That's about it.

Well, he was making a mess of the skirting board anyway.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)

...

What a bastard.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)

You stopped worrying when your life ENDED

because you were DEAD

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)

Suppose it gets rid of some of the confusion.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)

are you a ghost?

/still confused blog

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:02, archived)

Nope, or any other kind of undead.

I am hungry though.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:07, archived)

but that was a really good bit!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)

That's why there's no need to worry about it.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:18, archived)

I'm guessing that most of you didn't see my new glory when I posted it last night

aussiecultureissues.blogspot.com/

TWENTY THREE DOLLARS IN ADSENSE IN TWELVE HOURS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:01, archived)

what

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)

australian grammar is complicated

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:07, archived)

Why does the Commonwealth of Australia woman they thinks Re: sexy grudge?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)

well,

When will go out and a child on the head of a household of the first things with their authenticity not Was not situations. It may be only because I too old, but with the authenticity he thinks, is now an issue, floated a little more word for government low.

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:12, archived)

I'm onto a winner with this blog

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:13, archived)

it's a deep social insight :)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:14, archived)

you'll be rich famous!

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:15, archived)

Sugar beet right sprinkles

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:13, archived)

TO THE CIRCUMFERENCE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:14, archived)

not bad reading

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:13, archived)

We endure this because we are now the nation of the pussy. We are the street girl.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:18, archived)

your string is all over the floor!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)

LINE OF DARK SEMEN.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 6:55, archived)

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