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# Variation on a theme..

(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# needs more Diana
for a bandwagony memecrash
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# diana kidnapped maddie?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# heheh
*headline-ificates*

DIANABLAME: PARENTS CLEARED
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)
# i reckon if that turned out to have happened
all copies of the daily mail ever published would simultaneously burst into flames
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# whilst riding a whale in the thames using the dead body of John Peel as a shield
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# has morgan freeman been in a car smash?
I can't tell...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# yup
in the thames etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Oh oh oh! I've just had the most brilliant idea for an image!!
I'll shop morgan freeman into diana's car and put the quo near by. Then I'll put Richard Hammond in a drag car and put the whole thing on a movie poster!! I can't imagine it being done already!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# you're so quirky
and here we were just drawing pictures of cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Sorry...
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hahahah fresh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# blimey!
which font matching algorithm did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# i think he just wrote on it in mspaint you know, maybe
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# wait
no i see now, that's very clever
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# he stole that off Mediocre
it's not an algorithm - it's a plug in!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Lies!
This took me months!
I've been waiting for him to have an accident...
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# haha that coincidence is suspiciously massive
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha
This comment has made your post one million times funnier!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# why thank you :P
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# it's got two opposing light sources though
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# too brown and I don't like the font
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# *puts up brolly*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# mwhahaha!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# too brown
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# *digs out the old translator*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# *guilty look*
(the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# the best one so far :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Pah, Freeman's an amateur when it comes to Celebrity Car Crashes
Mark Bolan, Desmon Llewellen, that bloke that did "The price is right" in the 80's, they knew how to do it properly and with style.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I am a small man born from a coconut
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# It's a modern miracle!
*adopts small man as her Lord and Saviour*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# hello
small man...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Milky Milky
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Do you constantly hear the sound of horses' hooves in your head?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Awww
don't be shy
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Are you shy?
/I'm about a minute too slow today. I knew I should have got up earlier.
//Speaking of coconut shys I saw one the other other day that was a quid for 2 balls.
What ever happened to 3??
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I want him killed
*places Bounty on head*
(brain_blessed, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Oooh!
What a dilemma! I wan't him killed but I abhor violence! I'm TWIXt a rock and a hard place . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# this is a dilemma
*TWIRLs moustache*
(brain_blessed, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# the idea of such wanton violence makes my insides all CURLY-WURLY
can't we change the TOPIC?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# *snickers*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# If he'd been born of a Papaya, I may have been impressed, due to the fact coconut-person population has exploded in recent years.
(very woo pic btw!!)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Born from a coconut
on the b3ta board
the funkiest small man
that there ever was
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# hahaha I was also thinking along those lines :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# even funkier than Bob Geldoff?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
I always knew Geldof was shouty to make up for his tiny cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Oh dear lord why?
Do you have anything here to remove things form my conciusness?

There's a lot of waving of cockage on here isn't there?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# what special talents do you have, child of the coconut?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)
# hairy nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# he's like the new monkey! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)
# the 'ning, good coconut chum
how's your milky birtright suiting you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# damn your dusters doddy...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# he looks diddy man
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Ken Dodd walked down my street this morning
Did he?

No, Doddy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# i remember
when he was done for tax evasion and his 2 new diddy men were diddy pay and diddy fuck....

*gets coat
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Ken Dodd's dead dad's dog did though
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Yes,
everybody's dead, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
# what even Petersen?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Ken Dodd's dad's dog died.
Did he?.....etc
(brain_blessed, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Pass the mop
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)
#

I blame my hangover
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# database in the place LUNDUN
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *shakes head*
I remember when you were all hummus . . .

*ducks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# arf
I don't get it either
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# arf

Oy, wait...

EDIT: I've always done the occasional geeky joke
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# that's über geeky
still don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# stopping the process hammer time
from the song u cant touch this
STOP...HAMMERTIME
dun dun du da du dun
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# pffffft
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(oh God, I have to get out of the computer industry)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# pfft!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# second only to anne franking machine
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# the what now?
I have no idea which you mean . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:49, archived)
# I still have all my hair
I don't need glasses. And I still can't fly by flapping my ears
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)
# you've prolly never heard of Charles Clarke . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:47, archived)
# haha :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:48, archived)
# hahahahah... dear oh dear :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# gah.
i'm going to kill myself now.
then i will kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Some sort of nerdery?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# All fields, you say?


...in case anyone's wondering wtf I am on about...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I'm sure there's scope there
for plenty 'o constraints too....
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Get well soon Morgan!
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Wasn't Freeman in Driving Miss Daisy?
There's probably some mileage* in that.

*Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# and actually scrolling down the board has proved this to be correct.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)
# he was driving the dead pope to see a dolphin in the thames at the time
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# He forgot the punctuation
(brain_blessed, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# hahaha
I quite like his stuff though.... :S

*edit* - OK then - one or two snippets of his stuff -

but I'd rather sit and listen to him than most of the stuff in the charts at the moment

we're not going to get Motley Crue in the top 40 any time soon :D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# he's a TOTAL CUNT
sorry, but his new track is a total rip-off of Warren Zevon's "werewolves of London" and I hope he gets his arse sued off so his shit runs down his legs.
*edit* and he looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter's less stylish brother
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Eh?
Who doing what? Never heard of it. This Warren fella needs a better publicist or label.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# long time ago sonny
when music was real
/old git blog
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I keep hearing a KR song that is basically "Sweet Home Alabama"
Lynard Skynard must be revolving in their graves faster than the plane they crashed in.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# that's the one
what a cunt
Kid Cunt
yes
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Yes, it just seems like lazy song writing to me
any lyrics to the tune of "Sweet home alabama" are going to sound pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# do a google image search for him
I defy you not to smash your monitor to pieces or drown it in vomit- he is everything that is bad in the world.
A massive cock with a face that needs stamping on. John Lennon got shot, and this tool still walks the planet. WHERE'S THE JUSTICE?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I agree 100%
But then again, the Beatles are dying in the wrong order
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# paul first, then.....
nothing actually- I liked the rest of them.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I have to admit that I stole that quip about the Beatles from a comedian
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# jeez, so music finaly died then :(
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# According to Don Mclean
the music officially died when Buddy Holly's plane crashed. So the song 'American Pie' technically isn't music. It therefore should be banished along with Summer of 69 and Brown-eyed Girl.
(brain_blessed, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I agree with Brown Eyed Girl
Van Morrison
is
BORING!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# isn't it a coded reference to anal sex?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# yeah -that's it - it's number one at the moment
must be cos I love the original so much that I tolerate it

it's not real rock n roll - but anything is better than Dizzee fuckin Rascal!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# As a sad 31 year old, I stopped paying attention to the charts years ago
eventually I will lock myself away with my Pixies, Smashing Pumpkins and various other cds/DVDs and become a hermit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I'm a sad 3 years older, I "listen" to radio 1 in the car
but musically I'm still locked in the late 80s/early 90s Hard Rock Heyday of Motley Crue/Halen/Metallica etc...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I cant fault any of those music choices
Especially Metallica. I think "Enter Sandman" is my favourite song of theirs.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# A lot of purists would have your guts for that comment
but the Black album produced some fine songs

nothing beats Master.. though...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I know they would
Still a great song though, with quite an odd video
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Please listen to Nothing Else Matters
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# listening to Disturbed at the moment
will let you know when I've finished
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Great song
but ruined for me by an utter arse I knew at college who would sing & play it on his guitar all the time. He would also play Extremes "More than words". *Shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Arf!
I saw Dizzee Rascal at V Festival last year as I was walking to the toilets. He actually put on a rather good show. He is no Aqua though....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I'll give you that
Aqua Rule!*










*could be a complete fib - but my Four year old loves Barbie Girl
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Doctor Jones was better
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)
# And he didn't turn up for Download.
Not that I gave a flying nutshit.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# ^ This
with bells on. You don't mess wih the Zevon
(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Yes, he's a bastard
We were trying different things, we were smoking funny things.

You cunt, you've rhymed things twice. lazy shit.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Yes! Thank fuck someone else knows!
I'd rather stick a rusty screwdriver in my ear than listen to that terrible cunt waffle over good music!
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# o rly
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# *disappointed face*
(brain_blessed, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# *gives the munter a job on Eastenders*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# It does look like a typical Eastenders actress
but can she be miserable on cue?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# wah! real lifeness!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/
would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/would/wouldn't/

HELP ME
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# YOU WOULDN'T
let it lie
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I should've let it lie
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# But YOU DIDN'T let it LIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# but I WOULD'VE LET IT LIE
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# What have you done??
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:09, archived)
# unleashed hell
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# aarrrghhh! this confuses me so.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha
Jesus!

*spluffs*

Fuck!

*re-spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:15, archived)
# edwinatim curry approves
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Bloody hell
pearl necklace
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Wotcha!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# hey hey!
hello li'l chestburster
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# "Hello ma ba-by, hello ma honey, hello ma rag time gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:02, archived)
# CHECK PLEASE!
hehehe! 'ning Archie!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# 'ning fella, nice work :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Mindpiss!
Was just about to type that :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# thought you'd be too busy with THAT song....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# put my mind at ease
is that from Spaceballs?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# yup :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# No, Alien . . .
Alien . . .*sniggers*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:07, archived)
# "Oh God... Not again...."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:14, archived)
# What a friendly little xenomorph
Yay for happy xenomorphs!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Awwww
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# here . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# haha
unexpected horse is a alien!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# BEWARE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
I expected that
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:06, archived)
# *slaps*
You take that back!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:08, archived)
# You don't have repeat performance rights!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Hai!
Alien will never be scary again after this.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Aliens never scary again?
But would you trust one of them? I had ET doing my accounts........ Bastard stole millions!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# hahah - class
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Awwwwww can I have one?

I'll walk him three times a day, I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# OK
but don't get him wet and don't feed him after midnight . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# hahahahah, that is BRILLIANT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:16, archived)
# O HAI GUYS
SRY, WAS THAT UR HANK HILL?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# probably bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# hahahaahah
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Not as well as this.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# arf!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# hahaha, that's my next one taken care of then :)
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:03, archived)
# hahaha damn!
/should have thought of that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hhahahahaaa
Seriously though, he better not die. I would be all of teh sads.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Sounds like he's fine.
Besides, he can't die. He's God.
I saw it in a film or summit.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Wasn't it Alanis Morisette who was God?
/oramigettingconfusedblog
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:12, archived)
# origami?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)
# /origami confetti (used) NG?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# hahhahahaahha! outstanding stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Haha!
He looks far too smug!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# RA RA RASPUTIN


Good ning b3ta peoples. What are you going to do today?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# spring has sprung, da grass has riz
i wonders where doze boidies is.

today i will be watching dvds on my new enormous television. all day.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Epic peom tiem?
Awesome tv is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:56, archived)
# If you lived in Pigeon Street, here are the people you could meet! Here are the people who would say, hello, goodbye, hello, goodbye, everyday! etc etc
excellent work sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Danke.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Noice!
but slightly evil....what are they planning?
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Nothing short of the complete destruction of the human race.
Starting with you.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ^fears
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# LOVAMAN OF DA RUSSIAN QUEEN

I'm going to get bored at work today, see a client in the afteroon and cycle all the way home.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Nards. Work is no fun.
Enjoy your bike ride.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# 28km of pure forresty goodness
well, about 18km foresty goodness and city streets for the rest of my route
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Because of you I'll be talking like a 1920's New York gangster all day.
How about kid? Eh, whadya think about that?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Sounds like moida.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Many man ran prang from my nine.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Pinky and the brain, they want to rule the universe,
Goodfeathers flock together,
slappy whacks them with her purse,
button chases mindy,
while rita sings a verse etc
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)
# boyds you say?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Oooohhhhhh my first ever B3ta post!
Right then....... under 50k, Check....... 280 pixels longest side, check........ Idea that has probably been done before leading to the question "is this yours", check...... Crudely drawn comic penis, check!


(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Nice!
Welcome to b3ta, pull up a skateboarding kitten, shop a lolchair, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:29, archived)
# 'ning Barbara
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# 'ning Margaret
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# You're 100% safe...
Which regular are you?

/and welcome! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# 'ning ARCHIE
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# 'ning fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Thanks and hello all.
Nope! not a regular, Just actually read the FAQ. Though I am on a few other forums under the same name so someone may recognise me!

I'll be sticking around but my contributions may be few and far between as I don;t get much free time!

Thanks for the warm welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# pfff not much free time
I hope you don't mean "I actually do work"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# I make it look like work
but generally its wandering around with a camera teling people I know what I'm doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ^ Would
"Si o doom" that is...

Welcome n00b, pull up a keb/-\b and shop a Barbarossa!

* Shows the n00b my Cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# *curls up in corner and starts rocking back and forth
Find a happy place......... find a happy place.....

Hullo wobbly bloke......and hullo wobbly bloke cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Just to disturb you even more.
I am the k3b/-\b you're supposed to pull up.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta
Sit on a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# 'Ning Zacharias
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Howdiedoodie
bbb.

*waggles spoon*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:35, archived)
# oooooh
*is hynotised*

what is thy bidding master?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Quiet man!
(possibly woman) can't you see he's waving a spoon! This is important!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# never been called possibly woman before
must be the fishnets I put on today

;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:40, archived)
# You could at least have
taken the fish out first.

*fwaps anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:45, archived)
# stop carping on and show me the spoons
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Spoon?
There is no... hey, at least wait until I'm finished.

Aw.
You've spoilt the mood now.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# but... but
you said there were spoons

*stands holding limp haddock*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# That, or the lipstick was just a tad too much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I did wonder....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# haha welcome
you get a "I'VE READ THE FUCKING FAQ YOU NAZI CUNTS" badge

er, if there was one
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:31, archived)
# hee hee this
*quickly designs badge*


*is lying - can't be arsed*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:33, archived)
# hahah hello freebs
if I had a quid for every idea I'd had that I couldn't be arsed to realise



I'd have about £4.61
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# it's your round!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:36, archived)
# great
gin & tonic for me, that leaves 82p for your gallon of Elliman's Horse Embrocation
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:38, archived)
# *downs in one*
mmmmm Embrocationny.....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:39, archived)
# you charlie watts?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# you want bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Yo
Pull up in a Sinclair C5, shop a jellyfish, you'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Hooray!
You win an award!

Welcome, kitten, chair, shop etc!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:44, archived)
# excellent. The board needs more of this good spirits
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I'll have a glass
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Hello and welcome!

Please work on the crudeness of your cocks.
This one is the spitting image of my own sex cock.
Only much, much smaller, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# SEX COCKS
best of all the cocks
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hey hey
pull off the quo like a slalom penis skiier, unleash a kitten on a basket of fishes etc
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:48, archived)
# if you feel the need to ensnazzen yr profile
www.b3ta.com/bpma/ this may be of use
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:05, archived)
# i named it newbie tuesday in reference to this song
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:49, archived)
# We're full circle.
Right, someone close up the internet and turn off the lights.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Really? Well now, I'd never have guessed!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# welcome to b3ta! shag a stool, eat a kitten, etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:54, archived)
# welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:58, archived)
# It doesn't have to be 280px longest side
but it's nice that you thought so.

I think about 500px wide is the largest you could get away with without people shouting BIGGAR.

The 'rule' is that if you make it 280px wide it will fit on the front page.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I am most terribly sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Can I sit next to you on the train to hell...
officelol
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Of course...
...you can! I DO feel dreadful, they are an inspiration. I myself am not very clever and consider that a disability and even I laugh at myself ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Then we'll have a great time in the train...
Will you play my 'Who can Bring the Smelliest, Edible Packed Lunch' game?
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Go on then...
seeing as it's you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Hurrah!
I'll start with a 'Grab Bag' of Flamin' Hot Monster Munch
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)
# pffffft
evil bugger

woo
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# hahahah!
TO HULL!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
#


you'd think they'd give her a ramp for each hurdle
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I simply can't believe how long it took me to get this!
I'd better have some more coffee, but before I go...

hahaha, woo! Hull! etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Needs spring
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Did I mention the fact that I drew Amy Winehouse?


She didn't ask me to, I just did it. Because I can. That's power for you.

Click for bigger (161KB)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)
# These really are lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# cor
she's well on the road to recovery then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Boobs are too big
Otherwise I'd think I was looking at a photograph!

Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
#
hands above the desk at all times.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)
# hahahah, brilliance!
the coverage of her in the media is REALLY pissing me off, it's amost as bad as Dianna.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
#
oh god, is she still dead?

attention seeking whore.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# it will be ever thus
WHY CAN'T WE LET HER REST IN PEACE
vs
HOW CAN WE EVER FORGET
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# QUICK, SHE'S GETTING AWAY!
CHASE HER INTO THAT TUNNEL!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:05, archived)
# vs
WHO ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT ANYMORE
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
#
it's time to play the TRY TELLING THAT TO POOR WILLIAM AND HARRY card
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I see your sympathy card*...
...but I'm not too much of a cunt to play the OTHER PEOPLE'S MOMS DIE TOO DON'TCHERKNOW AND WE DON'T HARP ON ABOUT IT FOR THE NEXT MILLION YEARS NOW DO WE card

(It'd look nice on my mantlepiece)
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:20, archived)
# er um
I'm not sure what the correct response to this is

*consults Daily Express*

right, the correct response appears to be: DIANA
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I fold...
*throws cards onto the table*
*takes off clothes and throws onto table*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:26, archived)
# \o/
*mails Peter Hill*

hurrah - tomorrow's headline will be DIANA PREVAILS ON INTERNET MESSAGEBOARD AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Hahaha
She looks like a proboscis monkey

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:23, archived)
# i did that once too
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Banana Porn

Click for splufftastic
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# A bit flat chested for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Straight or bent ?
Bent bananas are prohibitted in Europe
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# also small bananas
Madeiran bananas are very small
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:50, archived)
# Phhooaaarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# haha
this week's ZOO guest art editor is Arcimboldo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Angelina Jolie
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)
# hehehe! sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Fucking Lunatic!
Can I have her number?

Have a WOO in return.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)
# By 'eck luv!

Slightly NSFW, but I'll cover his face up if you wish...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)
# bllllcccchhh
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgfffgghh
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)
# ^ What she said

* Would have been funnier if the head was "Eddie the Eagle"

* Gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Holy shuddering fudge!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# happy b3taday Mr Dot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Ta Mr Nibus.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# merry candle day
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Cheers.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# happy b3taday!
innit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# 4 years!!
old innit

Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# *pats head*

Yes, quite old
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Ta.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# You are responsible for the millions of dead trees!
" Dutch elm disease, which has so far attacked more than three million trees in Britain, is spreading, according to Forestry Commission officials."

ARE YOU HAPPY!? click on the candle for de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I know!!! I clicked!
All that death!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Don't feel too bad
It's my actual birthday tomorrow and on that day in 1945(ish) the Hiroshima bomb was dropped.

Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Happy b3taday Stan! :)
/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:05, archived)
# happy b3taday dude!
4 years eh? kewl
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Today is my birthday.

Imagine that you knew me in person. Which present would you buy for me?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)
# a 1/4 of wheel of oxford blue and a reasonably priced port
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Tawny port?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# sure, why not.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# an old first edition book about somebody who shares your name (name must be in the title)
I've pulled this trick a few times. Sophy of Kravonia was a good one, because nobody spells the name like my best mate apart from her and that book.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I'm not sure I'd want to read a book with my name in the title.

It'd likely be crap.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# She quite enjoyed hers
but fine, shun my presents.

Edit: your name is Budgie the Little Helicopter AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Some would say it's the thought that counts.


I am not one of those people. Except any present from you would be smashing, and this is a scientific fact. SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Nah, bollocks to you
I'll make you a roast dinner. Happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Yums!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
#
You can have a roast dinner and watch the Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)
# A birthday treat worthy of the monarchy!!
Which version of the Thing?

or both versions?!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Oh I don't bloody know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:03, archived)
# John Carpenters version, of course. (one of the few remakes in the world that actually betters the orignal)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:11, archived)
# is there another one before that then?
That's the one I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# yup - "The Thing From Another World"
50's B movie, however, JCs The Thing is a bit closer to the original short story "Who Goes There?" I believe
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:55, archived)
# ello lass
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Hello duderino
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# how do?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Billious.
*rubs tumbly*

Vous?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# dozy and not in a mood to work
but fat cat has now made it's self very much at home which is good
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay I'm so pleased for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# she snores which is amusing
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# :D the best cats always do.
And dribble when they're happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)
# she does
and she has little pink paws.

Because she's quite young she also plays about a bit, grabbed my hand with her paws and nommed my little finger yesterday which was cute.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I am extremely jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:10, archived)
# rescue a disablist house cat
i give them 10/10
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I shall mention it to the wife
when we've sorted out the whole 'aaaaah redundancy' thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# put the cat to work too
get it a little plough or something, they should contribute really.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# awwww catplough
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I am sitting but two chairs away from my friend Sophy.
So there.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:28, archived)
# RAF Dishforth 1978 commemorative plate
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)
# novelty bottle opener, probably with some popular cartoon character's recorded voice speaking witticisms each and every time you use it
/kind of crap i end up with
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Wow!
I could place it in the prime position in my trophy cabinet, which is filled with similar wonderful items. They'll be worth a fortune in fifty years from now.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# in fifty years i'll be dead
bungee jumping from the space shuttle on my 78th bithday. i hit an eagle on the way down.

i read it in a fortune cookie.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Gah!
Such a vague description of your future. These fortune cookies are a con! Where's all the details, such as: the name of the space shuttle, the type of eagle, the altitude of impact and so on.

A con I tell you. A con!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# I'd bake you four different kinds of cake
Cheesecake
Victoria sponge
Battenburg
and cow
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Beefy sweetnesses!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)
# there's only one sort of cake I don't like
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)
# razorwire cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# stomachache
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I might have to beat you up now.
I'm not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:58, archived)
# it's the uncertainty that does it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I may also sell you to Latvians.
This is another thing I am not entirely sure of. Can you lift a goat?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)
# yes, yes I can
I know because I have done that very thing in the past
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Right, get your passport.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:06, archived)
# it's a made up drug
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Do you like beans?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Delicious beans or dreadful beans?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Delicious beans!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:25, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8623363
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
you're a punning machine, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# oh good god, that is too scary....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha, jings!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:12, archived)
# You uh...
... got a spare bag by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 11:10, archived)
# 'nings all - have a dirty monkey....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 8:31, archived)
# silly monkey....Nothing compares to the clean, crisp taste of Monkey Beer™
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 8:39, archived)
# i
blame the parents....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 8:40, archived)
# I think "Gorilla Ale® " wins hands down, with that malty simian taste thats impossible to beat.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 8:42, archived)
# No no no
Monkey Beer is for monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 8:42, archived)
# Ah, that's more like it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)
# clean and crisp
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Yay!
I stuck my monkey with monkey beer up the wrong place!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:16, archived)
# dear seratonin von prodge...
Do you have a gallery anywhere of the many film-faces of Sock?
I looked at your profile and webby but due to having a tiny brain couldn't find them, and I wish to show them to my woo-man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:17, archived)
# dear M.bird
Currently I do not have a gallery of Sock films, one day I hope to make one.

thus making your woo-man happy.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# ^ Has
NING BOARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 8:57, archived)
# cheeky li'l thing
Ning all
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 8:59, archived)
# it actually looks chav!!
needs more burberry and zits

PS teehee :D
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:01, archived)
# happy.
*spacklaps*
'ningles the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)
# He looks a little too young to be smoking and drinking...
...I hope you realise you are damaging society, much in the same way lads mags do...


:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# nonsense
they encourage reading, which can only be a good thing*




* may not address entire issue
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)
# *reads tits
best braile evar
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Sup it up!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)
# YOU'RE MY BESHT PRI-MATE YOU ARE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)
# That's Stella !
He'll be beating her up in 50 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Maybe it can be done?
(Bluffboy South Africa! World Champions!!!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 8:30, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 8:34, archived)
# I don't think so
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 8:43, archived)
# penis i don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:07, archived)
# here
This should explain it all.



(Bluffboy South Africa! World Champions!!!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)
# surprisingly engrossing
and makes me want to get halo for my laptop
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 10:51, archived)
# 5th August - My Lucky Blue Autumn Leaves
(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 8:29, archived)
# lovelyness as usual, Mr Pol!
'ningles to the /board
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 8:30, archived)
# that's
smart....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 8:30, archived)
# I'd rather the autumn leaves stay away for a couple of months
but your drawing is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 8:43, archived)
# That's a bit good
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 8:59, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 9:16, archived)

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