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[challenge entry] you crafty bastard
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA
this is so good because that is SO not a cat's body.

*click*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# NO WAI!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:35, archived)
# IT MAKES IT MUCH MUCH BETTER OK
STOP PATRONIZ(S)ING ME, SAINT GEORGE.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# BUT IT'S ONE OF MY ONLY TWO SKILLS
*unzips*
AND NOW FOR SKILL NUMBER 2
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# a song made entirely of zip noises?
*hopes*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)
# yeah, I just had to pop out my kazoo and give it a quick blow
:D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:52, archived)
# jolly jack?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# lol, in b4 cenaris
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# id like to see JJ's REALLY early work
ive always thought of it to be something like that^
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# why would he get worse in time?
:P
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Haha
I'd like to see him doing art that didn't involve sex with animals. He's a fucking good artist, but christ. He must be a weird one.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# haha this is true
ive always wonderd what hes doing while drawing
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# I try to steer clear of thinking about that.
I might go blind by proxy.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# usually designing computer game scenarios, I believe
or in the case of the finally drawn Wild Haslet, geing fondled by two rather attractive women.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I don't like his stuff
it's too "internet".

And I have never found anything he does sexy, not even the non-furry stuff.

I think he must find sex terriblly boring.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:46, archived)
# I wonder if he draws out the scenarios before he engages.
I'm not a massive fan of his art, but he's certainly got a lot of talent. It just seems like he's oozing that talent out of his furry dick at the moment.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Hahaha, I love you hanke.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
# hahahahahha
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# yiff! grr!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Yiff yiff gfffff
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 19:15, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# EWcomics #23 - Calculator

Archives can be found here @ www.eddsworld.co.uk (apologies for the blatant website plug)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# hahahaha
that'll teach him!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# hahahaha
*SPANGS HARDER THAN EVER BEFORE*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# EDD IS DEAD
THERE ARE NO MORE PUNS NOW. EVER.

IT'S OVER. PUNS ARE FINISHED.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# You've waited a long time for this day, haven't you.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# ZOMBIE PUNNSS
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# like normal puns
BUT FROM BEYONDDDD THEEE GRAAAAVVEEEEEE!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I BET YOU'LL BE RACKING YOUR BRAAAAAINS FOR THOSE.
LOL.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# You can be dead sure of that.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I was only kidding, don't make me stab you in the chest.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# You have made a grave error.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# of corpse he has.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# How about this one:
Fuck you all right in the dick with a hammer.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# ^ this
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# DEAD EDDS WORLD: THE ZOMBIE ADVENTURES
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Haha
I thought he just started eating or vomiting that at will.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Don't be silly.
Will isn't on the board yet.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# STOP MAKING JOKES, IT HURTS MY EYES :(
Not that I don't like it, but I do like the idea of someone keeping a store of calculators in their gullet that they're able to dispense when needed.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# *comedy trombone*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# *dick dale trombone*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Hahahahahah!!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Howdy miss :]
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:27, archived)
# he didn't, he got it right down his throat
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Oh bravo.
:D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# his sight was crooked.
edit: piss off you fast bastards.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Bwa ha ha ha ha
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Hahaha :D
I love these, hard.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# i love them slightly squidgy
but with a strong center as not to lose rigidness.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# HAHAHA
Excellent, just excellent.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 18:05, archived)
# hahahaha!
:D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# That is wonderful :D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# aww
cute little fluff!

ARGH IT MOVES
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
the geometric hamster of joy!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# You need to set the opacity for the sig in frame 1, otherwise it goes mental. :3
Woo though, flotey tings r fun.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# yeah i quickly ninja'd that.
And it was a little big aswell, but no one noticed.

(only 16k)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# OMFGNAZIPOWERACTIVATE
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Shouldn't the shadow get bigger as it rises?
Put your hand above your desk/table and under a lamp. Move your hand up and down. As your hand gets closer to the light source (i.e. higher) the shadow gets bigger.

Very woo though.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:10, archived)
# depends if the light source is bigger than the hamster
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# which it isn't
*doesn't actually know*

but it looks right, doesn't it?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I think the shadow needs to blur more
when the... thing... is higher up?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Does it?
I can't work it out either way.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I think it's right, isn't it?
ARGH MY MIND!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:16, archived)
# wouldn't the shadow get
less distinct (lower opacity) the higher it was?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:18, archived)
# yup
i think that we've gone too far into the realm of physics considering the object of our attentions is in fact a hovering spherical hamster
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# yes, althought you'd expect blurrier edges.
it's what shadows look like on an overcast day.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# imagine if there were two seperate light sources
if the hamster was up high, they'd cast seperate shadows. then as it got closer to the ground they'd start to overlap, and if the hamster was squished out at ground level they'd be totally overlapping
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:20, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Hahahahah
that's cheery, if a bit worrying. :]
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:17, archived)
# glee!
pretty good job on the hair :D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# it took ages, so thanks :)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Lawks!
That's lovely ^_^
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# does is make a
"wub" sound as it floats?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:24, archived)
# more of a wuvvvvvv
but close enough ;)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:33, archived)
# i want to pet
him
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# fuzzy hover ball
is fun!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:47, archived)
# More work in progress. You'll let me know if you're sick of these, won't you?

CFB (70kb)


It's approaching being finished, shading-wise; there's mostly just cleanup left (apart from the neck and shoulders, which I've barely started). Once that's done I'll start on colour.

'Ning.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Nicely done
as always :D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Not at all sick of seeing this WIP. It's great.
The horn on the left of the pic looks a little....I can't put my finger on it.
Is it too low? Perhaps it is not pointing in the same direction as the other.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I think it needs to be a tad longer.
That one needs work anyway; it's messier than the other one.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# phlogiston!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Raaaaar
Nicely done, Its getting there :)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# really good!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:07, archived)
# :3
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# if i had a face like that
i wouldnt be able to stop feeling it,make more of these
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Haha, I think I would too.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Patent Pending

Waits for world to beat a path to my door.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# thats some
fine work sir!

may i ask how long it took?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Way too long
Four or five hrs? I have to top up my low humus with nerdskills and time, its pretty sad really.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:02, archived)
# fucking hell
i wish i had this much talent/patience
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Wow, I wish I could do that in just 4-5 hours.
My computer pictures take me about 18 hours and don't look that good.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# just WOW!
This is fantastic.
*clicks*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Nice wall
Nice mouse

:)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Hot piss! That's a bit good.
Sorry for pushing your thread down. ):
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Flippin' 'eck!
That's bloody fab, that. :D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Woo, Silent Hill mousetrap
*clicks*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Blimey
That is most excellent :D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Wow!
Impressive. Lovely style.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# that's gorgeous
if heath robinson and hans giger had a lovechild, it would be you
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Actually
I try to keep that lineage quiet
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# ahaha
that's fucking win!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:08, archived)
# That's utterly awesome!
UTTERLY
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# impressive
click
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Awesome!
w/y/h!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Wowzers.
Excellent.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# nice
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# holy shit..
too much effort
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Tell me about it
I am itching to send an invoice to someone after those hours.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Everyone else has already said how good it is
so I'll stick to just clicking :)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:22, archived)
# this is amazing
*click* the combo of amazing texture and "rube goldbergness" is fab
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:29, archived)
# That is awesome
I have clicked 'I like this!' but as Firefox is shit I don't know if it's registered.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Awesome *Clicks*
Why isn't this on the front page!!!?!??!


Cause it's too feking wide that's why. :(
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:59, archived)
# nice!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 18:14, archived)
# That
is bloody ace
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 19:11, archived)
# incredible.
excellent work. makes me think of Hostel.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Woo yay houpla!
I can't remember the two past that at the moment, but you deserve them.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Bro,
Cool dat.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Fo sho
!
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I done made an evil thing


(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:49, archived)
# ive shat um.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
# KILL IT WITH HAMMERS AND FIRE
this is fookin woo!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# ARG
*fears*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# haha
I remember this meme
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:53, archived)
# meme?
what what old chap?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# The picture of that kid has been around for awhile
but not as of late

edit: ah, apparently I just saw the original image when it was first posted
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:12, archived)
# prfft
the kid is me.

Oh i'm going to make some more things and you'll all love it!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:15, archived)
# meme?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Typical,
people these days, it's just "meme meme meme"
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:06, archived)
# wow
that's lully and scary all at the same time.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Almost a year ago, as well
b3ta.com/board/7875817
Good to know people are keeping us informed.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# oh bollocks!
Probably why I forgot it had been here!

I was just trying to find something to get back into the swing of things *cries a little*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# oh no, a b3ta faux pas!
still good though
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:23, archived)
# oh no indeed
I really am crying a bit.

(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:25, archived)
# when you say "made"
i hope we're not talking rosemary's baby here
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:09, archived)
# They will not enjoy the taste of our new wonder weapons!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Sauerkraut's actually really nice.
+hehe
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Yuk.
i hate the stuff.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Then you have unfortunate taste buds ^_^
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)
# that is
a matter of opinion. Btw saw your cake post earlier - cool. Thought you might like my german WW2 photo gallery.

http:\\www.virtuagallery.co.uk

:)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Oh swiiish!
Where did you get thoose?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Family photos
*ahem*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Nein! Das sauerkraut!
My defense has just weakened

(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
# splashdown
it's all wet now
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I love that video
as there are loads of people with their back to a Harrier jump jet crashing into the sea.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Haha :D
Nice
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:51, archived)
# impossibox
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# OMG Esher has done a chunder!
woo
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# hahahaha u bastard!
u got me at the lights yesterday - Inside on random mp3 shuffle!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# How're you and the doggies diddling?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# she is due on friday
at least 8 or more we expect - she's fookin huuuuuuge!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# And your dog?:P
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
# pffttt....
you cunt - lolz!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Well you can always do what I suggested to Trellis
Get the vacuum out.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# nah....
the ferrets 'll be cheaper!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:47, archived)
# D:
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:50, archived)
# *compos new mousetraps*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Goatse!!!!
Wooo!
As always
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Goatse?
That's a bit of a stretch innit?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Hah...
*long pause*

Hah...


OH DEAR
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Whoops, I just clicked I like this!
Nevermind
:D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# arrrggggghhh
melty brains, melty brains!
Woo!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Argh!
Woo!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha
after researching (and now wanting) psychedelic drugs, i come on b3ta and find your post!

top notch stuff!

cant wait to get a tablet and colour this in!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Guess what
I like this
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# err
help!
my poor brain.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
# This'd make a cool flag.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:58, archived)
# it looks like something a cyber ninja would throw at you
:D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:03, archived)
#

i felt a bit sad
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# whoooah ther fella. Three on a board is a bit much
Nice though.

Also I think I shall drop my pants and pea just here.

(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# That ad campaign is frightening enough already, thanks.
Gosh I do love Shreddies though.
Especially Coco Shreddies.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:44, archived)
# WHAT?!
Shreddies made from clowns? Anyway wher I come from shreddies are slang for undies.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Well I love undies too :3
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:52, archived)
# haven't worn them ffor years:P
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Heres a little post I wrote
you might want to learn it note for note

Dont worry. Be happy.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Ther should be a special charity for cheering up sad ninjas!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Ninjaid?
The Samurai-tans?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# *grabs a bottle of ninjade*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I like this
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Wooooooooooooooooo wo wo wo wo wo wooooo
woooo wo wo wo wooooo wo wo wo woooo
Don't worry post happy.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Wake up in the morning, slaving for nings sir
so that i can post in every thread
ooooooohhh oohhhhh poor me betalite-ah
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I like these
Have a sheeps

(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I couldn't tell which bit was it's head for a second then.
Yay though
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:54, archived)
# I'm a terrible person and I need to be punished...in the FACE

(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# orange you glad you posted this?

*reads filename*

*SPANGS* ...in the face

...twice
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Aww she had an ompa lumpa.
or a David Dickinson. We'll have to see when it gets older.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# She's a Oompa Loompa humper?

(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Ian Paisley's love-child?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I'm sorry, but shoefingers.
Really big ones.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Clearly FSDS
Foetal Sunny D Syndrome.

(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# No you'd be a terrible person if it was blue
And she was crying!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Smurfist!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Damn right
I have sweatshops full of them so I can sell their shit as blue tac!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Don't we all?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:38, archived)
# oh GOD!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:43, archived)
#

(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# YES
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# bet the twang
is slightly out of synch
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# splendid stuff
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Ah!
the Black Widow!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Bruuuuuuce! :)
Look at that barnet, coorrr.

Nice shop ^_^
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Black Widow for the win!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Nicely done
Woo.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# The chinese dennis the menice?
woo! :)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Sringshot!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)
# List Locket!

(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Conference season japes.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Wood.
Natch.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Goes without saying really.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Snatch
on wood?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# knock.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# knock.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Who's there?
 
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Felix
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Felix who?
 
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:33, archived)
# There's almost some mimsi action going on there!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# you need to get out more
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Sorry I can't believe your username
As you are in no way muy son!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# my mum was a right goer by all accounts
there's no telling, my birth certificte has a ? where daddy's name should be
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# That's nothing
I have a ? where mother's name should be!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:09, archived)
# arf!!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Does that sign say 'Conservatives - it's time to shave?'
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# On other news
David Bellamy has just left the Tory party.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# This is indeed news to me

Don't know what to do with it though ;)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# i
have just come
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Then my job here is done.
:)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# welcome!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# It came to me in a dream

I rushed it so it's not as good as it should be
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:51, archived)
# GO SEE A DOCTOR STAT!
IF YOUR DREAMING ABOUT THIS!!!

YOU HAVE LUPUS!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I know Dr. Stat.
Lovely guy.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Is he a mathamaticion?
:)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Talking of Lupus
Have you noticed in about 99% of House episodes hey think the person may have lupus?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Thats the reference
:)

Im watching house now :D
Its never lupus
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# but it's always what the think it could be. Even in passing
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Its been lupus twice in all the episodes ive watched.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# No it muuuuuch higher than to
I'd go for a non exagerated 60%
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Well they say it in at least 75%
But its only been lupus twice :)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# darn you
you made me look Lupus up on wikipedia and now i'm confused =S
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Its always lupus
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I don't think it could possibly be any better!

(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# gaaah!
Yeah this came to me in a dream too...

(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
# TOAPEA
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:02, archived)
# This is the best pictures I've seen all weekend
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Yes
Where have you been all week?:P
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I just returned from a three-day trip
:)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Where's my postcard?!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:29, archived)
# why thank you
mr eels fan
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I bet no-one was expecting....
to see that I was dreaming about this last night:


(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I like the joke but will also take any opportunity to trot out the seam horse :)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I see him more as a manatee myself
But, woo!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# John McClain for president....


bindun?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Barrack Rolled
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# McCain/MacShane/McClain.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Saturated at birth?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# It would seem so....
....& WHY is Marcel Marceau trying to feel them up???
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Ghost pr0n
lolz
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Booked it for next year
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)
# A bag for dads?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)
# *bags*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)
# *dads*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# i call it a scrotum
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)
# the wrinkled retainer
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Ah
Viv Stanshall!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:16, archived)
# so called because it is like a second tummy
but instead of food it is full of scro
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Haha, that really makes no sense at all.
But I like it.

"Oh god, you got scro all over my hair!"
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# this sounds like
Sciencetm
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I keep food in mine too.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I have a prosthetic one
made of cat skin
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Splendid.
Certainly beats your traditional merkin.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Pappa's got a brand new bag
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# +of toys,
I've done touched on everything but little boys.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# thanks for the reminder
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# or chips?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Uh Oh Spaghetti O'rleans
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:14, archived)
# oh?!
:)

have a woo
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:16, archived)
# pfft i wish that had happened :(
TJ: does anyone know how to select something furry, without labouriously lassooing every hair?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Shave it first?
I can't think of an easier way...

edit: *GOOGLES*
www.planetphotoshop.com/select-hair-by-using-channels.html
I might even try this
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
:)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
# pfft!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I don't understand channels.
I just don't :(
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Shave it first?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! much love and cake for that!
(, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I vote you lassoo every hair.
:)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# the picture is too small, and so is the hamster :)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Hamster, aww!
Let's seeeeee
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
# magic wand?
background eraser tool?

quickmask?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
# background eraser?
where is this, in the eraser i'm guessing..

edit: It's just like a regular eraser except with some kind of jitter on for me, is there some better way of using it?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
# it depends on how equal the background is
but changing the sensitivity helps much, and also alternating between continuous and non-continuous
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Choose the 'Sampling once' icon from the toolbar
then alt+click on background colour you want to erase.
seems to work quite well.
edit: turn tolerance down first though.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)
# wow, i'd not noticed the background eraser tool!
that is rather good, thanks.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Shave the fucker, no hair, job done
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:32, archived)
# there should be more giant spaghetti hoops
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Why?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Lookie what I made!
Photobucket
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Touch it.
Tooouuuccchh iiit.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Haha, looks pretty cuddly.
EDIT: Seeing as the board is going slooowly, SNEAKY PEA.


CLICK FOR ACTUAL POST.

It's a cake, made to look like a Tiger tank.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# thats awesome!
:O
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Why fanks ^_^
I believe it is my best yet, however I am dying to do more.

There should be more special occasions.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
# It was my birthday a couple of days ago,
where is my cake?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# i was thinking someone would have eaten it by now
:D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:24, archived)
# :D
It actually got eaten in about 20 minutes once I'd given it to the people it was for ^_^

There is hardly anything I love more than watching blokes enjoy something I've made for them to eat.

*needs to be a housewife, like now*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# one word
placenta...
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Ham touching can be comfy
woo
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# awesome!
(needs more ninjas though)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)
# There are 20 of them hidden in the picture!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:12, archived)
# you are good
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
# *touches*
Woo!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Totch Eet!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
# tasty fabrics!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
# That is fabulous!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)
# ...
A teddy-ham?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:42, archived)
# HAMTOUCHER!
/relurks
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I want your ham.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# What a snuggly-seeming ham.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# The Spirit of Mr. Toast


Out on the town.....
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Is that Nina Hagen, perchance?

What the hell is she doing with an ironing board?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)
# sure is!
Without her sacred ironingboard she would die
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# N I N A !
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Spitzenklasse!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)
#
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Das ist unbeschreiblich Weiblich
:)
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Ja!
sie ist der Spunk in meiner Luftblase!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:36, archived)
# wooo!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:30, archived)
# as above
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Haha What?!!?!
Also I just watched an episode of house, and it was lupus, what are the chances!
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Graaah.
Not sure what that means, but it's aimed at you.

Also, hi.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Oh fiiine then
Hmph.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Mr Toast?
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Sorry it's late etc........
www.b3ta.com/board/8699299

At least the VICE pres will be shaggable, eh?

(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Assimilation is complete.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 15:10, archived)
#

spot the magenta
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Too subtle for me i'm afraid, i can't see it.
*scratches head*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# *pervs*
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
Fucking win :)
I love this.
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Fire!!...do doo dooo
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# :D
:O
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Boruc's gloves ftw! :D
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 14:57, archived)
# :*(
(, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)

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