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# ...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Poultry Hats™ - adds that touch of feathery elegance to any ensemble!
woo, sir!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# she's worn stranger things
nice pic of her too :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# YES
*licks screen*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# four and twenty bjorkbirds
baked in a pie?
this is excellent.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Most woo
or rather; most weeooeeooeeoo
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# whoa
subtle!

*clix*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] pool party
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Now thats my kind of handjob
also welcome chair kitten etc... you'll never leave
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# hahahaha!!
nicely done!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# good work finger lickin'
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
nice work chicken
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# WASPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorribllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# welcome to b3ta, grab a kitten by the tail and 'shop an armchair!
a rather well done first post!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Woo!
Welcome, Fluff, etc etc....
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Roastin... boilin...
....ejaculatin?

Nice one, new person.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# here's some tunes to go with this....
Dire Straits - "Fisting By The Pool"
Chubbey Checker - "Let's Fist Again"
Judge Dread - "Up With The Cock"

how so very very rude
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Dirty Flash!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# H aha!
Needs slightly more insertion...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# :)
but only slightly.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# FLASH!
AHHA!
keep him away from your tabbies!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# eww
I'm Dirty Flash, the one that you asked for
I'm wanted by the rich and the poor
More and more, you just can't reject it
You're the junkie and I inject it
Into your blood stream, it's like a bad dream
Money's the theme, do you know what I mean
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Brade Lunner.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# "I can't see things you people wouldn't believe"
hahahhahahaha! that is excellent!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha!!
so nice to have you back full time!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Not for long.
I move next week, and all the fun ends.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# If only you could see what I've seen with your specs
woo
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# The eye guy in Blade Runner was also Lo Pan
in Big Trouble in Little China and he was in an episode of Chuck as well, fact fans.

Edit, Woo to the pic!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# wasn't he also in Wayne's World 2 as the father?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# and all of these
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Aha! Professional Oriental Master Criminal!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
That is a major C.V...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Blimey!
happpappappy b3taday!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# thanks!
and thanks! ^
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hello
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# It's Mysterious Name Change Man!
To the Pseudonymobile!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I hope someone's nabbed bilbobarneybobs as a username...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Julie Moult is an idiot...

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# oohh, excellent stuff! *clicked*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha!!
love her expression!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# surely that'll just rip the paper
and create litter?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Why don't you just "google bomb" (sic) the Mail with pictures of nazis?
Why restrict things to Julie Moult?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# julie moult
was just the beginning... and that is a very interesting idea

(files)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Yes, Do It, DO IT NOW.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# slowly slowly
kicky monkey

:o)

For starters, the pictures will have to be relevant. Happily, relevance is easy to establish and illustrate:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daily_Mail#Support_for_Nazism_and_Fascism

edit: and, in terms of impact, it is far better that the Daily Mail pop up regularly in searches relating to those happy Nazis
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# of all the things to get upset over
is this the best use of your time?

[edit] actually i take that back after reading the article more thoughly
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# ha ha ha
NAZIs NOT RACIST ENOUGH SHOCKER!

HITLER NOT BLONDE EXPOSE!!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I just checked google image
b3ta fail.

Because everyone put "julie moult is an idiot" in their sig, so now if you search 'julie moult' on images you get a random collection of unrelated b3ta images.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# B3ta has a lot of clout
and Google has only just started sniffing around.

I'm confident that relevance will prevail.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] well it did happen ;)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Heheh
and who shat on the Tin Man?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# oh yes! hahahahah!
Finally the old urban myth has been proved fact :D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# hahaha!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha, excellent!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Pee Wars
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Those uniforms must a bugger to unzip...
:D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Carbolicky!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# hahahaaaarrr
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# haha yes!
/click
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# hhahahahahahahahhaha! bloody well office lolled at that....
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# hahahaha!!
nice!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha ^_^
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Wonderful!
:D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# FUCKING WIN!
It's the nod that got me.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# This is brilliant.
I do miss him.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# ha ha ha
brillant!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# problem
I think my itunes is gay.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# EVERYONE's itunes is gay
because iTunes is gay
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Tru dat.
But WinMedia is blummin rubbish.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# actually no as it's a lossy format...
...blah, blah



sorry just hate that term
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Cant go wrong with good old Sonique
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I still use it.
I got into the habit when I was in halls and you could use it to listen to/download anyone else in the entire network's music.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# what, like Paris?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Your gay
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
Your all gay.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Then you've got everythinnnnnnng
:OD
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm certain the bastard's round here somewhere...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *scrapes nails down blackboard*
"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for ya,
but it ain't gonna be easy... Bad fish. It's not like going down to pond
chasin' blue gills or tommy cots. This shark - swallow ya hole."
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# that sound cuts into my very soul.... *shivers*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# it makes my teeth feel funny
which is possibly not something to admit in public
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# You're gonna need a bigger helicopter
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# it's not going anywhere near my hole
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha! top stuff :D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Beautiful
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# look behind you
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Gah! Bindun!
To make matters worse I was dabbling around with that source pic as well for a while.

Ho hum, back to the drawing board...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# *claps* :D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# i love this
more than words can say.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
[challenge entry] You maniacs!!! You finally did it!!!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# don't get it
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I can't see what that is :(
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# ^
I think it's that famous shot of Debra Kerr and Burt Lancaster (I think) snogging on the beach in "From Here to Eternity", covered in seaweed and dead jellyfish. Or something.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Really?
It looks like indiana jones clubbing a seal :(
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# haha
The scene they decided to cut from Indy IV
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I think it's a gnu that's fallen over.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# burt lancaster
smooching on a beach from the end of a film
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I've added a link...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# haha nice work
from the gayshift last night... www.b3ta.com/board/8711350
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# ha ha
you have just ruined that film for me
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# why has he got dixons pants on?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# because he has immaculate taste in pants
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# If Grace was knocking around my flat
i wouldn't be spying on the neighbours
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# he has a camera under the toilet seat too
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't forget to pay in your cheques!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
This gets a click!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Thanks!
I don't have any shopping equipment except paint. So I hand did it!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# shouldn't that be
"Czechs?" :D

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# ooooooooh.. .that is almost deserving of some good old fashioned spanging :P
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Should have put save the jews as the last item...
.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon all.....
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# "I'm already at work"
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
# hahahah, that's brill! :D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)
# BIG TISSUE
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# top shoppage!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:58, archived)
# free eggs and boobs!
what a catch!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Interesting hair extensions
even more interesting bum jewellery
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Is part of that belinda Carlisle?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# it's Jasmin Wagner
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Correct
... or BlümcHen as I prefer to call her.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# he meant the other bit
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I can't decide if its top or bottom
its like a unholy alliance of Ms Carlisle and SJP
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I for one am very much enjoying your chicken-on-head series.
Carry on.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Thanks
There'll be more
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# It suits her

more of this sort of thing
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# haha
like the paw sideburn
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I thought it was quite good!
/autocomplete
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Elvis + Pussy = WIN.
Yes.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha great
also, harpy b3taday
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)
# hahahaha!
Happy candlemas!

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hahahaha
Yes!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Let me know if I am doing this right
(PEA from GheyShift)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# No you are not doing it right.
Sarah Jessica Parker's head seems to have been replaced by a horses head, when she is a BEAUTIFUL lady, and I love her. So there. ;D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I agree. I have always been fond of her looks.
I have always perceived her as a tall person. She's actually shorter than average.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# this is beautiful
in a worrying way.

i wonder what the proper name for beign aroused by people with birds in their hair is...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)
# The Scientific term is
'weirdo'
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# the Daily Mail term is
'internet sicko'
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# the daily mail provides!
daily!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I was expecting sicko personally
but a fair cop is a fair cop.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] NAUGHTY evil hamsters!

Those stockings are ruined.
EDIT: Thanks for all the loveliness *performs celebratory and inevitably sexual dance with a trumpet and a satsuma*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# is that JJ chewing on that leg?
=D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Certainly looks like him
:)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# nope
theres no busty broad in sight
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# that's because he just ate her
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# this is the sort of thing of which there should be more
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Thank you
I try. *cranks up the Sillyatron3000 to eleven*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# hahahahahaha
i like this LOTS!
nom nom nom!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Fanks
I am a HUGE fan of your work dahling, *wibble*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# More of this kind of thing is required!
Also, you look the sort who should definately sashay into this....
www.magic-theatre.co.uk/pages/main.php
aaaaaaaaand Voodoo Trombone Quartet are playing! I shall also be looking like a scary trannybilly pink headed freaknonce!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# That sounds grand,
and I love that venue. Additionally, 'Pink headed freaknonce' will be my new term of endearment.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# hahahahahhahahh! "Attack of the Killer Hampsters"
brilliant :D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# hahah!
nice :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:51, archived)
# :)

+8 merits.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Killer hamsters, that would be a summer blockbuster
Mind if I slip this in? The changes I made weren't worth a new thread
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha yay! :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# heheh
grad u ate her
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# BRAVO!
Pfft. :D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# finally someone actually reads the compo
woo!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] The little morsel

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:48, archived)
# arf!
watched that for the first time recently, the shark that is in it is actually quite scary!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Oh bum
I had completely forgotten that there were sharks in The Little Mermaid. Kind of ruins the (pretty crap) joke.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# haha!
sorry!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Ha, ha, ha
Woo.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha
Insuring demonic possessions since 1854!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Would I be able to insure my AntiChrist against acts of God?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:53, archived)
# ooooooooh yes!
:D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I'M BARRY SCOTTACUS!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha!!!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# heheh - nice
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Brilliant!
Snot on my monitor now...thanks!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:47, archived)
# i'm pretty sure
this is how it went in real life
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I was saying this
Photobucket

to my cats last night, as they were locked in because of fireworks. They had fish as a treat.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:35, archived)
# OPTIVITA
spooceeficooly dewelooped
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Same problem I had in my house :)
Nice image - have this in return

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:39, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# heheheh! :D
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:40, archived)
# :D
Would anyone else agree that "There might be blood" was actually an extremely tedious film...?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Yes
I watched it in the US, and thought that US cinemas (at least the one I was in) were just as expensive and uncomfortable as ones over here.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I like that
but fireworks can go and fuck right off. My ridiculously unbrave dog cowers like a bitch whenever he hears them.

And they're not even just on bonfire night - we had them here last week ffs! What's that all about?
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:46, archived)
# diwali or something
it's always diwali round here
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:49, archived)
# There's no need
for them, only on November the 5th, not before or after or because your getting married.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:50, archived)
# or because the chav shop on the corner has last year's stock going cheap.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Marilyn Monroe - The truth about THAT scene :)
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Pfffft!


(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:33, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:37, archived)
# look at the back tits on the fat bitch
sex symbol


pfft!
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# bad posture
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I'd always suspected...
*clicks*
(, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)

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