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# DEATH POOL: How many days do you think I can keep displaying images like this on the door to my dorm room before I am kicked out of college
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# For ever.
It's impossible not to love them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# ^ this!
and I've seen umpteen students do much worse and get away with it.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:57, archived)
# but is that just
cos you couldn't be arsed doing your job and throwing them out?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:33, archived)
# looks like a depiction of typical student behavior to me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:55, archived)
# What, sucking the flesh out of someone through their skin at a range of several metres?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# 78594
Try printing off hardcore porn, racist imagery or scenes from 2girls1cup instead, much more likely to actually cause some offence.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:55, archived)
# even just basic swear words
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# What are the basic ones?

I only know the fancy ones, like retrocunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:57, archived)
# GAY PISS BAP FURY TIT CUNT ARSE COCKBALLS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:57, archived)
# CUNT, FUCK, WANKER and FIREPLACE
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Haha I suggest he starts with that last one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# careful now, he make act tough but I don;t think he actually wants to upset anyone
or worse, bum out his parents for getting told off at school
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I have some blackboard paint on some of the doors in my house

It is now my mission to write FIREPLACE on them
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# according to the late Mr Carlin.

Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# also
tits, fart, turd and twat
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)
# man, we're so revolutionary
beat the system!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I remember someone getting into trouble for putting on his door
CUNT
Council for Unified National Training

CLITERUS

Committee for Library and Information Technology for Education & Recreation in Universities and Schools
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# My roommate saw one of my drawings and reported me to psychological services already
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# psychological services?
what kind of fucked up college are you at?

edit: what would he report me to for this?

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:57, archived)
# It's kind of nice there is like a therapist avaliable on campus for people who need it
But being reported there and having to sit in the waiting room for an hour so they can then interview me and make sure I'm not a serial killer kinda sucked
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# is this the point at which you go to a lawyer and say
"I'm being slandered by my room mate for creating what is nothing more than basic artistic expression, I feel that my human rights are being violated with this innapropriate, stressful and demeaning characterisation of my entirely reasonable behavior"

always fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# SQUAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# squaa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# *steals chips*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# ME CHIPS!
all eaten now though
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Horses?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# smeared
in
GHEE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Oh joy!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# WIN
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Draw them on his head as he sleeps
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:57, archived)
# haha what
draw something actually really sinister and see what the roommate does then
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# he's a dick
I drew worse than that at primary school with a full descriptive story attached (about a man being cut up and killed then coming back from the dead to seek revenge) The guy was in a worse state than the picture I posted here last night that people complained about
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Go, man! Go!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Great job microwave!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Great Job epiphany!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# oh my! a potato!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Great job Discomeats!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Great Job Mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Great job epiphany!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Great Job Kingsuperspecial!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Great Job Epiphany!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Great Job Discomeats!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Great Job Epiphany!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Great job Discomeats!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Great job Kingsuperspecial!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Great Job Discomeats!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Great job epiphany!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Great Job Kingsuperspecial!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Great job epiphany!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Great job Kingsuperspecial
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Great Job Epiphany!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Great job Mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Great job Discomeats!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Great job Kingsuperspecial!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Great job Discomeats!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Great Job Mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Great Job Epiphany!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Great job Mediocre!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Great job Discomeats!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Great job XLVII!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# 1524
by then you possibly graduate, I don't know

Keep it up though... HARD
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Great microwave job
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# *Ping!*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# genius
if they try to take you away tell them a bunch of weirdos on the internet approve :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# ooooh, thats a bit cool! add more severed limbs. That out to do it
or something involving animals and the use of a long vegetable.


something I did at Uni, about 4 years ago:



Click for bigger (345KB)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# and it's still there i hope
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# out in 3 days time i rekon
(resistanceisfutile, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I think you should draw some detailed technical diagrams of assault weapons
and a map of your college with large red Xs all over it.
And a picture of a flaming bear swinging a fire axe.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# probably til about mid june/july
when you stop paying for the room

edit: sorry, woo!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# forever.
but the drunken jox will be enraged by day 3.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 7:59, archived)
# tog


sumbody spoiled me view
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Is this your picture?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# yep
text on glass no flash
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Sorry I thought you might have nicked it
Pic nicking carries a severe punishment around here.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:55, archived)
# my bad
just nickid the pic slapped wrists all round
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# oh
thats me that is woo hoo 2 u
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I've been looking for it since you first posted.
Ahhh the memories.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# cheers
must get fail tattooed on my forehead :D
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahhaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# ohh
ur vecter web thingy most nice might try that
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Go for it!
If you do, give me a shout if you need any help.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# someone nicked your pic
:/

that's really sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I really hate those picnicking cunts

getting onto my field, picnicking all over the place...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# yeah
with their wicker hampers n shit
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Hahaha
I read that as "wicked Hamsters"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# hmmmmm
"wicked hamsters" frapp frapp
pass the sticky tape
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# nrt6yhssdth
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# GIANT SQUID WITH A STARGATE ADDRESS?!
Awesomes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Wow.
We're totally on the same wavelength.
...what?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# I agree with this . . . babolonia !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:45, archived)
# lovely
I made a cup of tea. But took it away. It wasnt as nice a cup as I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Wow!
This is strangely fascinating!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:50, archived)
# clearly you are channeling the nibiru aliens
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Nice one
I like that bit
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# oh. yes.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Haha :D
PSYCHEDELIC WASHING MACHINE
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Seconds out
(resistanceisfutile, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Hehe
:D
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:35, archived)
# ha ha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)
# That's good!
chiru, right?
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:37, archived)
# VVT !
Nice locks . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# What's the brief here chief?
Looks good!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# PARTY TIME
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Do you know what that needs?

You should put a DONK! on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Yeah thats banging that is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# ELECTRO!
Put a Donk on it!

TECHNO!

Put a Donk on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
#
Whoops I made this too fast
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:26, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:30, archived)
# yeah donk is less funny in the real world beyond b3ta
www.b3ta.com/board/8717816
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Was it this version?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqVaGnOHsL4

I can't believe how well this is done ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)
# thank fuck it wasn't :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Pfft!
You love it!

Have you seen the kids special song?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# i may regret this but...
what kids special song?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I am trying to find it.
It was a south london rap/garage crew singing about a £1.50 kids special meal.

Youtube is not being helpful....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:36, archived)
# it's not this is it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6pbZLiLt30

fuck :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Fuuuuck

Also: most boring video ever
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I can't believe how many mixes there are to slag off!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gneslz3fe_8
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Oh god that is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:45, archived)
# good thinking
one moment
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Aaah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:26, archived)
# hahaha!
WhAT!?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)
# What whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8722259
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# detjvg
Electro Put A Donk On It!
Mugabe Put A Donk On It!
(DudeSimpson I Didn't Help Save b3ta!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# i need a speedy cock delivered
FAST!

ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# RIVALRY
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
# hahaha
what the
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Trust Me, His I.D. Is Real!


Ba Ba Ba Ba! McLovin It!
(DudeSimpson I Didn't Help Save b3ta!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Seams etc....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# seeing as no one liked it the first time I think I will link it
www.b3tards.com/u/9897cb87f61e8816c182/in_space_no_one_can_hear_sheen_screem_seems.jpg

frumps
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# heh
spelled seams wrong
edit : Could have been in space no one can hear sheen scream seams at beans while he leans, it seems to mean.
I only just thought of it so its too late now. No one will herald my mastery of seam pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# You need to work on your seams and jpeg artifacts
that's far too good
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# gah
I should have resized and sharpened instead of just bluring.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# FLOATING RONALD MCDONALD HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# lol
WOOHOO For Bitmappage!
(DudeSimpson I Didn't Help Save b3ta!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# WAT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:08, archived)
# This is one case where the DL pic looks better than the actual person
Er, unless that's you. Then, uh, look! An airplane!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Hmmm
It's A Really Bad Post Isn't It XD
(DudeSimpson I Didn't Help Save b3ta!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Haha.
I only watched this film at the weekend, so this is topical for me.

Also: Seams.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# mmm supershit
go back to lurking
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# *Offers refluffification
for the low, low price of a hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
# You has all the skills ;)
Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Always the way with tiny umbrellas.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# he should find him serlf a giant cocktail
that would make it work.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Yay for Rain!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Mush him!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:00, archived)
# It's all his fault for being a fatty fat fat fat.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:05, archived)
# hooray for gigantic miserable peas
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I dont think they would be half as jolly...
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# they still look pretty happy.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Your username is arrangedletters
There we've both pointed out the obvious.
(redruminc Likes stickmen, and stickmen like him., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# if only...
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# haha!
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:51, archived)
# hahaha
Awesomes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:01, archived)
# YES!
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Boing!
YAY \o/
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# this is what happens when you
put your contact lenses in while driving
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Dry the Rain


Evening All!

Trying to get a rain effect in Paint.net. Anyone got any tips? Also how to get it animated too.

Hope you like!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:45, archived)
# I don't like rain particularly

animation tips: gets two or three frames of rain, put a little motion blur on it, add sauce, put a donk on it: hey presto!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)
# PUT A DONK ON IT!
Donk donk donk donk donk!

Hows this?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Needs more buttsex.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Blur all your dark shapes in a new layer
Invert the colour on the new layer and put the
old dark shapes layer in front. Adjust
transparency of new layer to taste and mess about more.

Hey-presto! That mist you get as light catches
rain thats bouncing in a mist after hitting
a surface.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Coolio :)
I shall try this soon :) Thankee....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# I didn't get the effect I wanted here


The rain does not loop, but you can't notice.
I lated fixed this how I wanted it, but I can't find the final copy.

*edit*
This is just rain, I didn't use the mist/blur thing here.
Although the lamp blur is more pronounced than
it would be in a non-rain scene.

In the final version the rain blur is shown on
the mans hat, there is more rain and smaller
rain drops and the rain does not curve as it falls.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I love this,
and I love these :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# You forgot to put a donk on it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Just spitballing here, I've not tried this;
Try making a seamless rain layer (using one of the methods someone else is bound to mention!),
duplicate the layer a few times and offset it about 25% vertically until you have a looping rain effect.
Put the layers over the frames and repeat (try and get the right number of frames so it'll loop at the end)
Sorry if that doesn't make sense, I'm just making this up as I go along :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I shall try this also.
In other news, GET YOUR HAIR CUT HIPPY! ;D

How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# NEIN!
It goes alright, thanks :D
I'm gonna use a rain effect when I get home.
I already had an idea of what to draw, and it's forming rather nicely in my noggin.
Thanks!

I'd best be off now, I'm at Grandma's and I'm leaving in five minutes.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:57, archived)
# That´s really nice.
Is there a wallpaper size version, by any chance?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I can make you one if you like I guess :)
What size?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# 1024x768
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Also, you might want to add some clouds.
Rain clouds
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Animate you'll probably have to use gimp
Ive tried animations in Paint.net and it didnt like it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:05, archived)
# What I do is make the gifs and then use unfreez.
It is uber shite but I haven't found any other freeware that was as simple :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# whats unfreeze?
My anims the few ive made have been in gimp, its really annoying
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# I tried GIMP and wanted to murder it and its stupid
Crash Bandicoot rip off logo!

Unfreez is just a little application that you drag and drop your gifs into and it makes them all animatey. Its ok as far as how simple it is to use and how quick it is, but you can't set different frame speeds for each frame.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] That Cantina Band were crap...
POOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Ning Figgy!
I do not get this, but hey :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)
# What's not to get?
He is poooooing out of his a-headbum...
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Ah I see!
I was not to know that this wasn't in the original film :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Uuuugh
what shitheads
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# thats what playing space jazz does to you.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# "spazz", to these in the know...
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# *spazzes out*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Two aliens
one cup.

Actually, it gives me ideas
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# happy mondayn
(mangakid, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:57, archived)
# HAAHAHAHAHAH
Here's his best friend:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:05, archived)
# hehehe
why are there no secret, privatly funded polical assassins? surely some rich do-gooder can pay to have him taken out and make it look like an accident.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Batman.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:17, archived)
# 'zactly
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:19, archived)
# There are, but they're secret.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:23, archived)
# damnit
you're onto me, i'm sorry but you have 25 hours left on this planet
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:27, archived)
# It's a sad fact that real life is often duller than the movies. :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:35, archived)
# hahahahahhaahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:26, archived)
# oh, ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:36, archived)
# domo arigato mister mugabe
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Did you just change the font, and a word or what?
b3ta.com/board/8699338
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:13, archived)
# I can see this image being recycled in many ways

I thought it was familiar...thanks for the search work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:19, archived)
# I'm an internet detective.
Fear my skills.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:21, archived)
# I'm ph34r|nG them!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Since we are reposting
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] A fer fer fer, fer fer fer...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# anyone got a candle?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I had one yesterday :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# ass candle?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# four candles?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Fork handless?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# 16 Candles.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# That would be 4 square candles then?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Or an eighties classic.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)
# So many options
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# 2
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)
# There could be more
You're being small minded.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I can't help it
the size of my mind is directly proportional to the size of my hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# You are John Wayne
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Human ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# WICKED.
I heart this with my lung.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# nice

also: HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Will this do?


Celebacy is hereditary!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Thank god for that.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I've had enough of work!
I'm going.
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)
# He's a fan of mine:


(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# everyone's a fan of you
ya likeable cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Awwww!
*passes fiver, chocolate, bits of string and a conker*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:21, archived)
# it might be the best, but it won't stop the contents of a shotgun cartridge
/murdered family everest advertising bloke blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# GODLY WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# HA HA HA
I'm not sure she's getting it clean
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:16, archived)
# haha
This would also work really well with that luke skywalker in his x-wing bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)
# haha! yes!
*click*

edit: and now I'm off home, adios amigos!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Hehehe
*blacks out foreground*
*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# So the mum is gone
and you're Fwapping at a kid and some boobs?
(s007y, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# :(
It was the boy putting me off.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# arf!
this is what the thing is for, num-say'n?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Win
dows
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# she's blocking his view of dead people
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# No, she's dead.
ZOMBIE STRIPPERS FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Hello you
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# FAVOURITISM!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# CONTAINER SHIPS!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# THE SPEAKER NEEDS ANOTHER DOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# BRING ME THE QUIRKAFLEEG!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# SWARFEGA SWARFEGA SWARFEGA
clean your hands
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)
# IS THIS AM TEH HOME TEIM YET?
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# it is for meeeeeeeeeeeeee
TO THE PUB!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Hello you
too
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# FAVOURITISM
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Hahahahahah wow.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Please can I have the address of this carwash?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# 12 Albert Square
Walford
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# There is no 12 Albert Square!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# it's a SECRET
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# hahahahah
Filesizes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I declare these boobs
to be a conspiracy theory
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# YOU WIN
FATALITY

Also, woo

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# 110% win
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# FURRY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Stop watching me!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Is that JJ in the dress?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# cuntroversial
... either that or aw bastard has me on ignore... or it's just not funny, or no one knows what I'm talking about... or any of a whole host of other reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Oh my!
Is that legal?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# IN THE NAME OF FURRY ANIMAL BREASTS
MAKE IT STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)
# pressing Esc doesn't help either
they just stand there... mocking you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# *shudder*
There is no escape.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)
# yes there is
it's just there... top left of the keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)
# pft
my fingers would have to stretch perilously far to reach that.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)
# HA!
then I have exposed your large hand quip as a lie, deride your widdly tinking abilities and pour scorn upon your thumbwarring record.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# You haven't seen the size of my keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Workin' at the car wash . . .
sudzee !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# hahahahaha!
winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)
# such an inefficient carwash
but I leave
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:55, archived)
# :)
The look of frightened consternation.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:32, archived)
# hahaha!
i don't know why that's funny, but it definitely is
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)
# holy crap
thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# No ghost can eat 50 eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Take a load off...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Ninj!
How're you doing you big lovely?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Hi Moley!!
Fine thanks you little smasher and you?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Pretty rootin' tootin' - had a darned good weekend!
And Baby Mole has started to crawl! He's only 5 months old. Time to get out the chicken wire!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Aaaahhh...
...bless. Mine's just started 'The Big School'!! Scary stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# pfft
This week, we challenge you to extend famous film scenes: NOT film posters, but actual scenes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE: FUNNY FILMS AND STUFF
*ignore explanatory text*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# "HOLD YOUR FIRE! I'M DOING A SHIT!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Oh dear...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:03, archived)
# would
also the girl
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Nothing quite like a boxed set !
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Y'allright Moley? have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# some of the best bits seem to be missing
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I don't know what you are talking about
I can quite clearly see her box
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# it looks like it might
chafe somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# You need to toughen up your penis my friend
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I keep slamming my car door shut on it
what more do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Try sandpaper wanks
Should turn the boy into a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I use asbestos and metal swarf.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# *makes notes*
should I be using fine or coarse grit?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# As with all applications
start with the coarse and work up to the fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# it's so obviousl when you put it like that
... finally my A Level in the applied theory of woodwork will pay off!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# You'll have reproductive organs
to be proud of.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I never thought I'd be able to bring out the grain so nicely
but the teak stain has done a lovely job...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Make sure to varnish it well
Then it will last forever without staining
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I think we've all needed one of these
at one time or another


at least now there is a genuine product I no longer have to improvise
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# it's just so barbaric....
haven't any of you heard of home lumber puncture kits?

Turn your loved ones into temporary paraplegics!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Ahem!
This is the FUN way to make them stay...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# you should learn to embrace the fun of home surgery!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I have done my own surgery on several occasions.
I'm thinking of opening a surgery in my toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# cleaning your teefs is not
surgery silly madman
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# MY SURGERY INVOLVED SCALPELS
and there was blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# you're cleaning your teeth all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Bleeding gums are so hot right now
Where have you been?!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# OUTER FUCKING FREZBEKISTAN
they've only just cottoned on to hats there...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I see.
That would explain it. Go and buy scalpels pronto if you expect to ever have friends again.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# The panda stole all my money
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Ask the panda to attack your gums.
This might work.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# he mauled my face off
... but I am missing some teeth and my gums are kind of in tatters
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Hooray!
Now you can leave your house and girls will like you!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)
# why waste money? Just stamp on their ankles
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Fantastic!
Not so sure about the temporary bit though

I just want to care for him *rocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# then you need a junior hacksaw
and a bottle of meths... and saw into his spine!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I need to go and....
.....think for a while.....
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:16, archived)
# how have you made that sound like sexy teim?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# With my enormous
.








spaces
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Blokey cat.

(For Sky to play with)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:50, archived)
#
I don't know what to make of this guy...

I'm guessing he drives her boat around and gets lusted upon by Chloe...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Pâté
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)
# CAYKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)
#
But who will make the cake when I'm gone?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)
# nobody
there will be no cake when you are gone

you will be gone and there will be no cake

no cake

all gone

no more.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Eric.
Eric ALWAYS makes cake. ALWAYS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Oh, hey Cenaris :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)
#
Hello there:D
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Nicely drawn :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Ooh ooh he is like Lion-O's rebel brother.
Sexy tiem.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)
# hope he likes Chess
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hello squire bobs
how's things is Leeds_shire?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# this is good
I think he's a rockstar

also, I used a computer in the library today, mr mouse wheel had been so much used it was classically smooth in a non frictional sense and barely did the mr scrolly mouse wheel type action.

I thought I'd share this anecdote because I love you all

except those of you I don't, those guys suck.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Oooh, okay, interesting :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:02, archived)
# GET A JOB AND CLEAN YOUR VEST!
fucking layabout!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)
# looking at your work I don't know if you're sexualizing animals or animalizing sex
I just know I like it.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# dont know if
someone might have missed it
www.b3ta.com/board/8719614
all derision at my feeble efforts.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Just saw your last SA strip
Nothing scares me more than a pissed off, rotund, apathetic penguin!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:19, archived)

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