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[challenge entry] hibbidyscritchscotchbobblemenoggin
Photobucket
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Heh
I like thoms eye placement.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# THis picture is grand
even without the twunt in it.

Innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# i know
where do you start with that guy!?
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# That looks like the greatest source image I've seen for a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Peter Stringfellow certainly cleans up well.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I think I love that man
And by that, I don't mean Thom.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# In other news

Everybody dance!!!

edit: Is the little man saying "Badger"????
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Is he an agent from A Scanner Darkly?
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Ha! that was an odd film. kind of okay, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I'd like to read the book.
I really like Philip K Dick stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Everybody SEIZURE
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Seizures build character
like baked beans
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# if I want character like baked beans I'll ammlamlnalglgmlgnlgmlgnlgnlamgalglgnlm
*spazzes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# SCOOPY!
Not seen you for a while, how is you?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# JAHLED!
My flower deliverin' mate from afar!

Terrible, actually. I've given up design and returned to school Being a 37 year old bloke with a college kid's life is very NON.

But it's all okay. :) How's things in Londons Towne?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Gosh, you're my age
All is fab this side of the pond me old mucker, went camera shopping today and managed to spend £2300; having walked around central London with £2k of that in cash

and that's going to be my reserve camera, given someone just told me the 5D mk.II should be imminently announced by Canon
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I'm amazed you survived with that much poundage...
Were you all dodgy in the tube?

I am sans female companion. I need to move to the island.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I hid behind a newspaper
is your lady still in London?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Not my lady anymore
And no, she's back in the states.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Spack-tastic!
I cant stop staring at the chap on the left's face.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# shake it up baby

(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Hahaha
*Does the shake*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Fuck that, I wan't my Huckleberry Hound fun mask
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:55, archived)
# GUH
FFAW
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# yooz
beakz my pooter
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# THis r knawt my fawlt...
yooz pooter iz laim.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# ....*dribble*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# presses Esc
*loses*

b3tards is down so I can't post my moggy pic :(
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# i like the way
it stops for a split second. always on a different guy
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# that's firefox's fault :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Musical statues?
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# more like a
spack dice
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
# HAHA!
That needs to exist!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# spacky, trippy
wooey yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
# It needs Techno
EVERYTHING'S BETTER with Techno!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# this is true
i was clubbing baby seals while listening to ozzy - drag
Wacked on some techno and its all "doof doof wack wack doof doof wack wack doof doof wack wack"
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# It hurts the willy though
during self arousal...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)
# FUCKING YES.
This is what I come on b3ta to see :D
I'm clicking like it ain't no thang, you sexy motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Thanks and schtuff
Mister indigenous fruit of the Polypanasian islands more commonly referred to as Hawaii.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# No need for the formalities.
You can just call me doucheface if it's easier.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# I shall call you Captain Cambodia and the forces of Bastard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# F.A.T.D.O.G. and his merry band of doomcunts
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# whoa and woo!
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/unimportant.gif nsf-epliptispazzes
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# I LOVE YOU 0.03
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# ye-ha
it is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Anyone who can't see fast animations is a DICK.
Get firefox and enjoy spazzy animations, you dorks.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, we all knew it was going to happen


Click for bigger (135KB)

"The Radiohead.... Now with Wi-Fi"

Hooray, a nice quick and easy post to make me active again... yay wooo!
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
# w00t
nice
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# wow
nice hair shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# theres a keyhold on his head!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# deizens?
:o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
# oops
hmmm, i seemed to like faile to post it in the challenge for a while... Meh
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:34, archived)
# So, I'm working on the most boring images

And since I hated it, I thought I'd share this with you...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I bet she's talking about either feminism or pipes
or both
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:25, archived)
# What about feminists
who enjoy LAYING pipe?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
# silly
feminists never get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Try telling that
to Anne Archer...

On another note, these photos are all a clear case of "Just because they MAKE a 20 megapixel digital camera doesn't mean you should USE a 20 megapixel digital camera to take shots at a conference."

/---mouthful
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# feminists? depositing PHALLIC THRUSTING PIPES into the PLUMP WOMANHOOD of GAIA
RAPING their way through INNOCENT VIRGIN SOIL

could happen
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
# this response is teh
WINNAR!!!!

*hands fluffy-esque toy*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# yay! it's fluffy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# You had better dance for it!!
DANCE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# oh yeah bitch, look at me dance
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# I bet hes popular with the ladies with hands that look like that and move like that
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:47, archived)
# oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# The New Adventures of Piston Boy!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# sadly though, he is incabable of saving Holland in the event of a Dyke leak type scenario
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
uh chicka chicka chicka
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# oh man
I need a bow chikka wow mp3 now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:50, archived)
# *Does the FACE-SHUFFLE, 20's style*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:25, archived)
# This is surreal and fun.
Good mix :3
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Not quite sure...
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I'm quite sure
I saw her there, she looked great too.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# a whole summer wasted knobbing by the parthenon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Failed chatup line #4
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# needs more rivergoat-interruptus
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# please stop this
people will think it was actually me without the back story :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Ha!
We all know you've used the line before though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# "They don't call me happytoast for nothing."

"It's because I get naked and smear myself in butter.

Whilst laughing manically."
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# it's only out of reverence that we do it
you big smelly git
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Jennifer's a dirty bitch
Photobucket
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaarrrrghhh
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# hahah, she looks better there than she did the other night
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1054873/Ravaged-Amy-Winehouse-looks-worse-stumbles-Camden-pub-3-30am.html She looks like Keith Richards on a bad day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Oh fuck that is hideous!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# fuck! that actually made me lose my appetite!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# classy...
am i the only one who thinks she cant actually sing?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I think she could
but she's done so much damage to herself and also become a caricature of what she was that she clearly can't now.
I'm all for a bit of nonsensical warbling at times, but she's just becoming a very sad joke.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Yes.
I saw an old episode of Jonathon Ross on Dave recently and she was a guest, pre-beehive.

She was brilliant. Now, however, she's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:39, archived)
# She really is vile.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Thank God there are hard working paparazzi keeping us up to date with her slow decline.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# It's probably only because they are in the same pubs.
And the Monarch is more Chalk Farm than Camden, in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:45, archived)
# well, ain't that all the sex
what a fucking idiot
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# holy jesus
i was gonna say "leave amy alone" then i looked at yon pic and went
F U C K I NG H E L L W O M A N !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Seriously, why the fuck don't the people around her get her sorted out?
other than the whole riding a cash cow to its grave thing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Looks doctored a bit
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:25, archived)
# nah, I'm sure the drugs are top quality :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:25, archived)
# AAAAAAAAhhahaa
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:27, archived)
# ah well, another munter pisses it all away
in more serious news, I might buy cornflakes tomorrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# She looks a little stretched out
but maybe not, she is on an amazing amount crazy shit.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# faces of meth man
that's some crazy shit, yo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:31, archived)
# She's on everything, isn't she?
Crack, herion, meth, toxic amounts of hash...I guess maybe not herion as you can't drink on herion I'm going to keep spelling it herion fuck you autocorrect
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Aghaa my poor eyes
KILL IT WITH HAMMERS


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)
# *squints*
Amy's looking much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# thom yorke in baltimore circa 1973
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll just stick this here
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:29, archived)
# I need a beer...
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)
# That penguin has Gout?
I dont get it....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# beer would be a good idea now
*gets*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I have already had one.
And a yummy coppaberg.

Do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# yeah, you do
because i realized it's just 3pm here, and I'm at least trying to convince myself that I'm not that big of an alcoholic yet
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# just go with it
its not like its metho?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Hey - its friday night and 8:30 - im not in americaland.
But the fact that im stuck in drinking booze rapidly pressing F5 on b3ta is a fate worse than alcoholism....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:26, archived)
# and some PCP as well maybe!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# hahaha
Let the wagon roll!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Well you DID say "SHOP" the guy F.F.S.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# That's not a lineup they're all people involved in the crime
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# yeah thats him the squiddy eyed little fuck!
i was coming out of my house and he had his knob in my milk bottle!
Woo Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# boss
Photobucket
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Is that bob?
I heard he shits on everything.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# I bet he does.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Token Compo Post
Have a Thom to go with all the others.



And while I'm at it, here's the source if you're interested www.geocities.com/bradreviews/thomyorke_files/image002.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Fuddering Shuck
He's gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# :-) cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# The Dangers of Brie Addiction.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# looks like
the mouse i have living in the kitchen
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# More like the ghost of Dizzy Gillespie.
www.jazzpages.com/Deker/pics/gillespie_dizzy_450p.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I have the fear :|
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# It's alright
he'll calm down in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Before or after he eats my brains?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# It's alright, just throw prozac at him until he dissolves.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# psst you forgot tom compoyorke it!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Oh aye
shows how often I compo, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# i have zero ideas
:(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# That's why I did me usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# i think i shall do the same...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Yaaay! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# \o/ hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# likes
I used that pic for the Ork post

(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# It's one of the few good sources of him, and for me it was a case of
'half the work's done already'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:11, archived)
# oooh yes
that's excellent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# I aim to please, sir.
Ta :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# ): (
*whimpers*
*hides under duvet*
*waves white flag*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Yeah, but you're well better
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# *does really slow and long flag handing over sequence*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# SOS's
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# You need recshoe?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# this is very good
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# This is very encouraging :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Jesus wept, that's horrificly good
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Ahhh, cheers duck :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I'm not sure what this is supposed to be, beyond two people talking.
Maybe it's just that.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:57, archived)
# "SCMARFF, GOOT DA SCHMARFF GAA?"
- "GARROW..GARROW..SPOOF, GAA?"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# da durp da durp
da deedely durpy durpy dumb
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Dam that river.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# you say that now!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# "Narrow, Garrow?"
- "Garrow, barrow.."
"Barrow..Garrow?"
- "JA!"
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# can they
sing the feem toon
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Bizarrely, whatever song you play in the background,
they appear to be singing along.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# hahaha true
I'm listening to a dialogue between Tony Hancock and Sid James and it's fitting perfectly too
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# I'm listening to CSS "Music Is My Hot, Hot Sex"
It works for that, too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:05, archived)
# it works for Her Ghost in the Fog
by Cradle of Filth too
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Nice.
Although the one on the right looks a bit shifty, like he's denying any knowledge of the kiddie porn on his laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:59, archived)
# "Edgy sack"
"WOW! WOW! WOW!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:00, archived)
# RACIST!
Its like scatman john, but in sihlouette minstrel style.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# No.
It's not racist.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Im joking - im just trying to fit in to the board
Cries of 'racist' are quite common on here, ysee.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# *sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Tch - the things i do to try and be part of the gang, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# the word I was looking for was
"sracist"

You've still got things to learn young padawan
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# *learns*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# I know you are
joking.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Scatbahdahbahdabeeelolololollololololololololololollolodomdoddydomdo!
Im a scat man
Skibidee ba badda do!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Heycheckitoutmyeyesarevibrating
yeahdudeiseethatyoureyesarevibrating
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Meet Bob
bob

he lives on my roof.
(jamodu nEEDs MorE BoB, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# he's a cunt that shits on everything
i bet
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# does he like TOAPs?
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:54, archived)
#
preferably with arrows
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Kill it, then batter it, then sell as sweet n sour chicken
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# TOAP
Text
On
A
Pijjin
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Bob sure _hits around . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Spotted on !
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)
# DEATH POOL: Day 5
Day 4



EDIT
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# OM NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# blood piss
edit: haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Yay!

Hahahah great edit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# ^thisthisthis
(ratchet32 formally nachose!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# you should see a psychiatrist! hahaha lol
what the fuck

this is a polite way of saying "YOU ARE FUCKING CENSORED, BITCH, DON'T MAKE US GET NASTY"

isn't it

or is that just me

edit2: I hope your drawings are going on cafepress or similar type of thing :) for the "benefit" of an "appreciative" audience

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# yes, it's just you
you're a polite way of saying "YOU ARE FUCKING CENSORED, BITCH, DON'T MAKE US GET NASTY"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:39, archived)
# well, rotate my tits about my axis and point me to ulaan bator!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:35, archived)
# top pic
and the letter makes it - woo yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:35, archived)
# haha you go to George Mason?
I happen to be a Towson student myself... I'd brag about sports rivalries etc. if not for
1.) I never gave a fuck about our teams and
2.) GM usually kicks our ass anyway
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:35, archived)
# that's pretty hysterical
you americans are all big piles of silly.


I assume you're going to continue with it though, as it should be :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Oh of course
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# If this is only day five and that letter refers to a meeting last month...
What the fuck were you doing with your drawings that resulted in that meeting?
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:39, archived)
# My ROOMMATE saw one and reported me
lololololol
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# tell your roomate to shape the fuck up or he'll never be tough enough for the marines
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# He moved out
Claiming he was allergic to the carpet
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# ain't no room in the marines for little girls afraid of carpet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# haha
FUCKING ART WIMP
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Hahahaha! This^
*bomb goes off*
"oh shit my organs are all over the place D:"
"Erwwhhgghh!! D': I'm going to have to ask you to stop having your organs all over the place please or I'll report you"
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Start drawing pictures of him in sexually suggestive situations.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# with common
household appliances - one pic with his dick in a blender will do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Seriously?
They probably think you're the next Columbine-typew of guy.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Virginia Tech even
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# the cunt
wait till hes asleep and fasten him to his bed with blunt compasses
then play dissection with some rusty barbed wire and a brickies trowel!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# great job microwave
i think the only way to make this funnier is if you did a school massacre. and the media will go "it was so obvious from his drawings that this boy was disturbed"
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# incidentally, if you do go on a school massacre microwave
erm..

well, I guess we'll get lots of new members on here :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# You
Strange person. GO and get your head examined.
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# What is the name of ther person who reported you?
Edit: Great job Microwave
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# haha
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke...and you know...compose sentences in English...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# GJM
It seems very strange to me that an internationally
renowned artist, such as yourself, would have their
work questioned in this way. Idiots and fools!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# mission acompolished?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# what a bunch of stupid scaremongering and molly coddling twats

Jeez, they think that's bad they should try switching on the internets once in a while
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:10, archived)
# WELLY WELLY WELLY....
STEVE FUCKED UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Hahahaha
You crazy bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Do you have no civil rights in the US?
Some cunt goes nosing through your shit and you get in trouble for it?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 16 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Stupid shitty thing


I've taken up a photo shop class at college.
No way should photoshop be a lesson, especially with students like me.

But hey ho, Morgans been liquified, with a borat in the corner!
(ratchet32 formally nachose!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
# looks like you sure learned a thing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# People take those lessons in order to get qualifications to get them a job.
They don't take them to make bollocks like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:17, archived)
# It comes on the B.Tech I've taken.
(ratchet32 formally nachose!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# no they take them because extra modules=extra funding
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:26, archived)
# And so they can pretend to be Happytoast and get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:28, archived)
# I'm sure that'd work so well in many locations
"I'm HappyToast, an artist on b3ta"
"Piss off or I'll stab you"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I've only ever met one other American in person who even knew about b3ta
and then there was my friend Jack who was in America for a semester from Oxfordshire...
"I post stuff on b3ta, ever heard of b3ta, Jack?"
"Oh, you're on beeter, then, are you... Christ"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:31, archived)
# I don't think b3ta is a place to meet americans
generally :)

youtube, I think that's the place to meet americans :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# hahaha
it's true, unfortunately... but then that's why i'm here, because meeting americans isn't really on my to-do list :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)
# You should stop trying to pick people up in bus stations
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:33, archived)
# but once they get to know you they are really nice
and sometimes they'll share their cider after they've stabbed you enough

and that's just the women
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:34, archived)
# instead, learn photoshop from having mucked about on b3ta for years
and THEN take the class and impress everyone at how even utter cack you make is better than their feeble, novice efforts
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:30, archived)
# yes
take this opportunity to monumentally take the piss :D

teacher is usually 1 chapter ahead of class anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I've pretty much just been hiding kittens in everything
I can't bring myself to CDC anything yet, I was rather hoping for a good grade in there
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:33, archived)
# heh
do some 'fake model photography'

oh, and drop shadows

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# good luck to you, sir!
needs more CDC
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# also, your profile link needs amending dude
speaking of morgan freeman, off to finally see dark night now. laters b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
#
Needs more lessons talent.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:08, archived)
# yay! it's filled with the glee of santa
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Edgy sack
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Edgy Sack, Idaho
Population 3721
Elevation 373 feet above sea level
"A friendly Town"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# bbq time?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Evil child
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# see, THATS what you get for not having enough
cheesecake
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# him dead
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# medium done for me please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] No actual hummus, I'm just seeing if I can be subtle.
(Astatine, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# cheers ears
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Took me a sec..
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# that straightened him out!
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)
# As a picture out of context, I don't think there's anything particularly odd
but I imagine Thom Yorke and his mates would find it really creepy.
(Astatine, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:06, archived)
# You've made him all demented!
Mind if I put this here? I posted it earlier but no-one gave a crap, so I thought I should be reminded of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# I don't give a crap.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:36, archived)
# cunts got punter eyes......
one each way!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:09, archived)
# A tribute to my favorite web artist


Edit:
art by JollyJack

color /mock up by me.
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:43, archived)
# They look like they gonna shoot shit and shit
:D

it good me like

hmm, maybe jollyjack should merchandise these jolly jack death rays

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:44, archived)
# ...and I'm all out of bubblegum.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:52, archived)
# the whole damn crazy world's out of bubblegum, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Mammals with mammaries!
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Good trolling A+++
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Sexy things
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:04, archived)
# This is great
nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# surf more
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# wwoooo
nsfw possibly
img389.imageshack.us/my.php?image=arrrgghhow3.jpg
depending on where you work.

edit : definitely nsfw and it looks terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# ERm....
Am i looking at what you look at as you ejaculate?

Your special wank screen?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# NO :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# After 14 weeks...
BT have the internet working for me.
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)
# thank god
now you can access pron again!

yay!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Ya damn right!
the wrist is a bit weak from lack of practice
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:45, archived)
# not to worry
you'll build up those muscles in no time :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Congratulations.
Now i'm going to shoot some Spetsnaz.

WITH MY GOLDEN M60.

Bye all!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:42, archived)
# have fun with your killing of your fellow human beings
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I only mentioned the golden m60 in a hope that epiphany would read it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:45, archived)
# is it because you is special and wonned it
and he isn't and didn't wonned it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)
# yes, but he has ps3 and I has 360, so I cant pwn him at it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)
# awww
it's a sad world when we can't just come together and kill eachother for arbitrary reasons

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# They should make consoles compatible with eachother
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# haha
they will, when we are ruled by communism :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Good, I cant wait!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:57, archived)
# soon comrade, soon
:D

of course in the preceding WW3 we'll most likely die a horrible and painful death
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:00, archived)
# I did read it
I dont have any golden guns :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Oh I love the spetsnaz, they are way cooler then Opfor
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
If b3tards was up, I'd upload my version of the same events after moving house
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:45, archived)
# You didn't draw your flag :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:49, archived)
# *edit*
now with added flag.
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# 14 Weeks?!
I've been crying because BT screwed up and I lost it for a week!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Hello! *waves flag*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Who are you and why are you floating?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Hello.
I am noobmaster, I was a bandwagon when I posted a pic of my self as my first post some time ago, as for why I am floating, well. I got a bit to close to the LHC and have never been the same since. (might be a lie)
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Oh noes, highly charged particles sappin' your sentries. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
#


Anyone know why b3tards is down?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:28, archived)
# For a moment there, I thought that tubgirl had struck again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I'm so glad you said that
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:39, archived)
# It happens from time to time.
Fluctuations. You're good at putting holes in things lately.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Im liking these egg things
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:30, archived)
# The other one was a coconut, but thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:31, archived)
# You know what I mean!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:32, archived)
# YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
while we're on oasis, is anyone going to see the 'upcoming' tour?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:32, archived)
# No, but did you see noel get clobbered on stage?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:33, archived)
# I did, i did.
but did you see the 400m Cerebral Palsy race?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:35, archived)
# No!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Look at day 4 of the paralympics on the iplayer, it's about 20 minutes in.
It's worth 5 minutes of your time, i promise.

edit: It's 23 minutes in.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Hahaha FUCK
is it wrong that I laughed at that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:43, archived)
# I almost described the special olympics as "the mong olympics"
to someone whose cousin has cerebral palsy

but it's ok

I'm already going to hell :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:38, archived)
# hahahahaahahaha!
HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!


TRUMPETS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Followed by 100 metre ice cream dash
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:43, archived)
# 'The real robot wars.'
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
oh fucking hell!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA


*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:43, archived)
# thats not a titleist!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Any fucking suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Are ewe looking at me?
That's the last time you try to pull the wool over my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:23, archived)
# haha, the old classic
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:26, archived)
#
SHEEP: "Give me back my car keys you cunt, I'm late for a meeting".
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:23, archived)
# hahaha, im giggling at this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:26, archived)
# It's all in his eyes
you can feel the menace.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:28, archived)
# You're right, he does look rather angry
I may draw him in some more japes and make this a series...
If I can be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Nathan Baaaarley?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:25, archived)
# what have you done? you look a little sheepish
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Angry Poodle says:
"Nike logos make superb makeshift replacement arms".
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:27, archived)
# >:(
Angry Poodle is sheeps!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:29, archived)
# Wolfbagging
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:29, archived)
# You'd love that wouldn't you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:31, archived)
# It's just my standard fucking suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
'any fucking suggestions?'
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:30, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:32, archived)
# It's OK
I'm Welsh
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Haha, sheeps - dig at the welsh.
Standard :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:35, archived)
# paint angry sheeps blue
he wants to go to a fancy dress party as sonic the hedgehog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:34, archived)
# No, Sheeps is white, not blue!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:35, archived)
# but he wants to go to the paaaaaarty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:37, archived)
# >:(
Sheeps are not party animals!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:39, archived)
# give them enough absinthe and they are!
speaking of which, it be pub o'clock. 'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:40, archived)
# ahhh
the old welsh/kiwi sperm donation repository!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:38, archived)
# "why isn't a shepherd called a shepflock?"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 18:46, archived)
# You look really weird in that costume!
Well try being black and looking NOT weird in a white sheep costume on all fours, smart-ass!
*EDIT: too fucking long I know
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)

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