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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Walle to walle suction . . .
Almost slipped by . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# History in history!!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Yay
Quite
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Answer's are questionable . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# hahahah
look how smug he is, the smug git!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I think the bottom one
is Peter Cook.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)
# The Hoon-Clams have ravished my spuds again..


Sing a shoe song for bigger (133KB)

Plubbs!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# his eyes look sore :(
and his skin looks ill :(


but the picture looks lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
# change flash to
redeye reduction
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# You insensitive bastard,
he has terminal pink-eye.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Topical

News Story Here
(eyes, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# I watched that last night
It was obvious from the off that they were seriously tripping balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# They lived, so it's not too soon
Bloody scary footage, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I hate the way they deemed the footage of these mongs being hit by the truck to disturbing for us
I mean, come on, who was at fault here?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha
I shall frame this and put it on my wall ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I love watching
twins getting fucked...
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# pfffttt...
once again proving truth is stranger than fiction !
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# What the actual shit were they thinking?
And why is the woman screaming "help" when the police officers carry her away from incoming traffic? She sure does need some help.

Darwin award?
If they died that is
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Worst suicide pact ever.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:35, archived)
# i would have shot her
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:54, archived)
# fucking assholes deserve a bullet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Clean yer windshield, Mister Skywalker?

Bloody Tuskens, it was cleaner to begin with...

(caparzo21 If life gives you demons, make demonade, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# they are easily scared
but will return in greater numbers

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# there's a sketch in there some where
Carn horn beeps

scarpers

you must drive quick they scare...

hoard of them swarm into the street mobbing the car...


well it was making me giggle in my head.. typing it out it doesn't seem as great.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] You even remembered the fag
Woo Yay
Edit: might as well dust off this

Click for biggerization (92KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# a knight tuskenplar?
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# ahhh, the retro car wash
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Evening Archie
for one of the best compos EVER, I can't think of a thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:18, archived)
# aye, I think the suggester of this compo deserves much praise and earth poundingtons as a tribute
/I also take credit cards

I'm looking forward to this weekend for part of it I shall spend 'shopping the ideas I've been writing down just in case this ever became a challenge :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Not being exhausted from a demanding day at work might help me also :)
There have been some utter gems, and i've spent the last two days lurking at work seeing a board of redex
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# :D
lovely stuff :)

I want to do more but I also want to get on with other stuff.. lol.. although I am rather proud of my three entries :)

although your tron farthings are exceptionally woo so I'm looking forward to see your other offerings :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
# there are at leats another 19 on the notepad beside me, 3 of which are a 'oooh, that would be a flash of genius' moment
I like challenges liek this as the scope is huge, and interpretation is pretty wide as well.

retro - anything old/old style
sci-fi - blatantly huge scope

I like ideas like this because everyone can have a go at some level

edit:/ and thank you for the kind words :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
# About time we had this compo!
So many ideas, not enough source pics...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] *darth vader breathing noises*
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:01, archived)
# hahaha! Aceness!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Ha! Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# so I'm not actually alone
well that is jolly comforting to know.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:09, archived)
# hahahaha
awesome work
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Hah!
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Heh
Wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I've often felt his presence too...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# That is full of win my good man!
Being a lover of all these wartime posters, this fills me with glee!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:25, archived)
# b3tan portrait


edit: its TUTT
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:52, archived)
# THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# dead ringer for me though
only I don't wear braces.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# here you go
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# pff
it's good really
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:57, archived)
# trapped in the cabinet :D
well no longer,
she had a hunger,
to be a parent,
not get entangled in the ensnarement
of politics,
she no longer got the kicks,
of govermental bodies,
she wants to concentrate on her hobbies,
on her hobbies, concentrate on her hobbies her hobbies are what she wants to concentrate on her hobbies,
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# dreadful self portrait
get ye back to talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# I thought the filename said tubgirl for a moment!!!
Sorry Kate!!!

Most excellent Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# lovely stuff sir :D
a woo :)

although I'm not sure who it is..

EDIT: this reminds me I'm gettign dreadfully close to my 5000...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# 5000 what?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:59, archived)
# fruits a day
so many gays so little time
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Top Up the Tea
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:00, archived)
# marvelous :D
still haven't a clue who they are.. but yes.. I concur with the statement :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# but..everyone knows TUTT
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# thats really good
2 thumbs up :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# Good evening my fellow B3taniks,
My name is Two-tone Jones, Man of Bones
Jazz poet, Private Eye and deceased 1950's Brooklyn guy


Anyone got any requests for me and the band tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# no
but do carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# well that went tits-up
quicker than nicole richie
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Do you know anything by My Penis is Made of Dogshit?
Try to play one of their "songs" worse than they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:02, archived)
# With a band name like that
you don't need "songs"
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Can you play far away?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# You hum it
and I'll cry myself to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
# haha i like mr bones
have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# for no good reason
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:44, archived)
# now there's a god I can worship
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# FSM FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:08, archived)
# quickish .. smallish .. topicalish ..
(spinoza, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Hahaha
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Haha, good stuff.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:39, archived)
# nice work
i like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:48, archived)
# cunning man :D
like the style and the humour :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# it's funny because it's true
well not literally
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:56, archived)
# By Jove I think you have something there!
Love the scientist chap giving the LHC a bloody hard kick
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] perhaps too retro
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I watched Falling Down again today.
I want to go fuck shit up now.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:28, archived)
# That is a great film. Especially the bit where he rants about ordering from the breakfast menu.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:30, archived)
# i loved the bit where he gives the
old fart golfer a heart attack and sends his cart into the pond hahahahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Gimme Kirk ANY day!!!
Howya keepin' Rory?


(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I WIIIIISH I KNEEEEW how to do KIIIIRK DOOOUGLAS impression over the INTEEERNENT
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:44, archived)
# One for the football fans
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:13, archived)
# SPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORTSPORT
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:15, archived)
# that's one of those funny european toilets where you shit in a pile before it gets flushed into the water ain't it
can't remember where i've used one of them

apparently easier to inspect your loaves
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:22, archived)
# this sketch sums up how i feel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_uOgyBK1c
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Lowry's Fortress of Solitude
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)
# this is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Nicely 'shopped Sir
*click*
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Nice!
Reminds me of the opening scene of Joe Versus the Volcano (the only good scene in the whole film)
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:19, archived)
# reminds me of a song about him
we sang OVER AND OVER AND OVER in year 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:23, archived)
# *shudders*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NBd6SUaCV0
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)
# i love this movie!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I have yet to see it
tell me it's better than any given Tarentino movie and I will rent it immediately
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)
# like comparing chalk and cheese
do yourself a favour - go and hire it and if not satisfied i will refund your rental deposit!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:08, archived)
# haha
deal
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:10, archived)
# RIS?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Anti-RIS!
www.imdb.com/title/tt0780536/
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:24, archived)
# but where are the doom-dooms?
The anti-RIS! It does nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:44, archived)
# A gay beer for my gay friend, and a normal beer for me, 'cos I'm normal.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)
# you can't sell
horse tranquillisers to midgets!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:12, archived)
# You heeet the Canadian. I WHAT the Canadian. You heeet him!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:14, archived)
# A BOTTLE?
*thump*
Dont Bother!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:18, archived)
# You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
An epically quotable film
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:20, archived)
# aint that the truth
whore whore whore whore - www3.barnesy.org/links/225566
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Cor! That is great.
I'm fucking telling you.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Must see !
You dig deep !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)
# :D
www.b3tards.com/u/431c10e345cdadb3bd6f/bruges_2.gif

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:13, archived)
# XD
*clicks* - once more for luck!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm 900 years old I am.
(Guy Warley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:01, archived)
# and counting
thats some impressive lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] thats enough of this comp for today


(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# ARF!
Have a click, that proper cheered me up after a crap day.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)
# haha I love your profile
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Hahaha christ
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)
# oh. i was expecting PIKCHURS of a "christ!" type.
rather than unblemished pinkness.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)
# *living room lol*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I stared at that for about 20 seconds
before I noticed

so woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# woomuchity!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)
# This weekend I shall be swearing at people as I fly by at 500mph

WipeoutHD lushness, plenty of booze and a copy of The Fall to sit down and adore

What are you people up to?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Drinking some crap and growing tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# You have the most wondrous profile I have ever seen.
*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Why thank you, ma'am.
Sure is a right nice thing of you to mention it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# hey
HEY

I loved your profile first.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# You can be the sheriff of the profile.
Boy howdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)
# He can't be sheriff.
There's too much potential assonance in that title.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)
# heh.
ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Hehe.
ASSoNONCE.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I hate you so FUCKING much.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# GIMME SUM LOVIN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)
# I KNOW WHAT YOU N-N-N-NEEEEED.
OR MAYBE I DON'T.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)
#
asso naonce
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *pisses*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Ass o' Nance sounds like a really good tatoo
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Man.
I'm only a ma'am on the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Huge amounts of sign language poetry.
Top.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# :)
that sounds ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I'm gonna drink something but iT'LL TURN OUT TO BE A SPECIAL FORMULA NOW I'M A GIANT TITTY MONSTER
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# WHOA ME TOO
we must be twins

that or im shamefully jumping on a bandwagon...
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# My eyes. In work
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha, ever the card Arch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# haha, sorry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:17, archived)
# So you're an architect right?
Have you ever thought of designing something so totally nuts that no one could question and see how far into development it would go?
If anyone asks, just say "Look, I'm an architect. I know what I'm doing. You'd never understand"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Architectural Technologist
I don't need to design anything so wacky that it technically doesn't work.
I currently have full Architects providing me with such plans, usually accompanied by the immortal words..
'Simon... We've hit a small snag here'

The best one in recent weeks has been a £1 million block of flats
that the client spent £25k on Planning permission with another architect, and they designed a roof that defies physics.

Got planning permission though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Ha. You should have a big rubber stamp that would let you put "DEFIES PHYSICS" on architectural drawings.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:13, archived)
# MIGHTY MORPHING POWER TOATIES!
I will be working and canoodling Mrs. teh Riverghost when she decides to exist.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Finishing a report
then probably drinking

and shooting americans
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I'm going to turn my phone off and enjoy total silence for a weekend
Whats The Fall?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# most stunning movie I've ever clapped eyes on
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeAyIQ_OT_I
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# just watched that with no sound.
I am 100% confused.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Ooo
That could almost be Terry Gillian! I'm sure that kid is Jordans spakkah kid with pig tails!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)
# well now i want to see
looks rather spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:34, archived)
# is your copy region 1?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Tarsem Singh
The director of the movie also made:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0209958/

And:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2NQeSIkw3X0
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Oh. Hmmm. I hated The Cell. But The Fall looks good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Great Post-Punk band
fronted by Mark E Smith.
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# The miserable Scottish hotel resembled a Marillion or Genesis nineteen seventy-three LP cover-ah

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# hahahah YES. All Types of Yes.
:D
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Zoom!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Fishing for clues . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# trying to get the comic up the google referrals thing
bloody second page.

Edit: OH ON THE WEEKEND

Tomorrow I'm shopping and then playing my AXE in front of people, Sunday is recoverage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# comic?
I like comics.. what comic :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# to the gazmobile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# oh, exclude us will you?
well maybe I'll go read someone else's comic.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I don't want to spam.
edit: I keep rereading this and thinking I'm saying 'I don't want to spasm'.

I also don't want to spasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I want to know also please
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Going to chavvy oceana tonight
Then going to the custard factory in brum to see SKREAM and other dubstep chappies tomorrow.

I heard that wipeout HD has the mother of all siezure warnings at the start - lets hope your brain survives the ordeal!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I love the custard factory
the chip shop down the road with the cash point in does nice samosas, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Salt & pepa?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Custard factory!
Do you get free custard?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Turns out its the new standard warning on games
(Megaman 9 has it too and that's an 8-bit retro platformer)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Except Wipeout HD got delayed
because it ranked so highly on epilepsy tests
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# its quite possible, but also still just a rumour
anyway, I have it, it is the most sexyfuntiem enducing game I've played in a long time and I haven't fallen over yet. If I'm dead by Monday feel free to try suing Sony
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# It failed the initial tests apparantly.
Which surprised me because I presumed when games said they contain flashing imagery not suitable for epileptics, they had failed. But seemingly not, they are just quite high up on the flashy scale.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Urgh, I almost went to Oceana the other night.
I went to Tesco Metro instead and bought some paprika and complained a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I shall be swearing at people as I walk into them
as my vision is obscured by Tomytronic 3D Thundering Turbos.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# hahahahah
I had the tank one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I have none really *cries*
I might play wipe3out in sympathy
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I'll probably play
VipEüt
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)
# wow!
not sure if I've even heard of one of those
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# visiting friends tonight
partying tomorrow night.
clutching my head and wishing for death on sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:26, archived)
# TOAP!
toats on a picture :D

I am eating stew, drinking coffee and watching anime. :D good life :)

this weekend will probably see me embark on drawing me my music video :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# I will be doing a fairly equal mix of drinking and sleeping.
Maybe a few other things thrown in for good measure.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# thats the best way to spend a weekend
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Nah, smoking and sleeping
much less hangover and beer belly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# actually Id rather be sexing and sleeping and eating...
that would be more fun.
I take back my previous statement
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I find beer more enjoyable,
and my belly remains vaguely trim.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Strokes folks, floaty boats, all that jazz.
Beer just makes me even more obnoxious, uses up all my money very quickly, then I vomit and go to bed, waking up broke and with a week-long headache. Arg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I might even go on an efficiency drive and try sleep-drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# its not advisable, mess everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Easy: Same thing I do most weekends at this time of year...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# hahahaha!
I love your vaseline friday pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Last office lol of the day. I salute thee
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I get my five a day!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# pumpkins and vaseline, what could be better?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha
Quality!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# doing the same
ps3 id: kingsuperspecial [unsurprisingly ;)]
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Friend me up if I forget to and I'll shove a rocket up your arse followed by a wave bomb
(obviously "HappyToast")
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# will do
and most likely :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# I'll be working
on a job that's just started and already looks to be doomed to mediocrity by the client.
I'm maybe two or three clients away from asking someone very bluntly why they in fact hired a designer to talk to them if they didn't want to fucking listen to one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Phone them up, screaming that it's an emergency and you need to talk to them all at once over speaker phone
then unzip your flies next to the phone, drop it to the floor and piss in to the receiver making "ahhhhhhhh" sounds and whispering "how do you like those designs you dirty cows"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)
# See that's what you told me last time
and it's not fucking working.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I don't know, I quite liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Celebrating Mr Trellis' birthday and our wedding anniversary
By eating and drinking far FAR too much
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# awww, congrats
have a great time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:33, archived)
# We intend to
Full cooked breakfast Sunday morning and three course home cooked meal Sunday night. Domestic goddess me :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Ooh, confabulations.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Buying Super Smash Bros. Melee and fucking shit up as Pikachu.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I'm going to cook potatoes
all day long

in ever larger pans

LARGER

MORE AND MORE

and once I've made enough

I'm going to pile them up in my garden, and plant explosives in them

and I'm going to blow them all straight to hell

and stand with a tear in my eye as the freshly made glowing potato chips of armageddon slowly sail out of the sky and destroy us all.

Also, I might have soup.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Potato soup.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:40, archived)
# You say potato
I say tomato

SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG WITH THE WORLD!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)
# pot@o sup?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I tell you what m8, this pot@o soup needs a banging donk in it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# soup donk
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Potato soup?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# with leeks in it too
damn it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Nah, what you want is:
Indian Potato and Pea Soup. Onion, chillies, potato and garam masala - fry em for five minutes, add veg stock and let it simmer for 25. Add natural yoghurt and frozen peas, cook for another 5 mins and serve up with garlic and coriander naan bread. Oh, and leave the seeds in the chillies, you won't be able to see for the sweat coming off your eyeballs :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# peas!! peas!
indian.. peas!

why do people add peas to curries

why

it makes me sad

peas is not belong in curries! It is a sign of weakness!

Also, sultanas! what is this? Crazy sultanas! NO!!!!!

*cries into vat of soup*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# No to peas in curries
Yes to peas in this soup. It is fantabulous
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)
# give peas a chance!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Except in curries
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)
# quyite so
it's very tesco value chicken curry to do such a thing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Potato soup?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:41, archived)
# As recommended by Chuck Norris
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Dickfruit soup?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:42, archived)
# COSCK SOUPH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Potato soup?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# "OH BABY"
"I GOT POTAAAAATO"
"YOU GOT TOMAAATO"
"LETS MIX A BROTH"
"OH SHIT YEAH"
"CRAZY BASTARD MESS"
"NOW ADD ONIONS"
"OH YEAH"
oh yeah
"AND STIR IT UP"
stir! oh yeah, stir!
"STIR STIR STIR"
whirr whirr!
"HELICOPTER TIME SOUP FROM THE SKY"
er, what?
"SOUP SPIN SPIN SPINNING OH RIGHT OUT"
Now, I think we need to talk about this
"SOUP SOUPY SOUPSP DF OPXJCV ZPE"
Lol, u're mentil!
*DRAMATIC GUITAR SOLO*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# dramatic soup?
you are a nonsense, this is why i love you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)
# \o/
let's soup for happy time! ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:48, archived)
# *soups*
*happy times*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# you know where you are with soup
if it's homing soup
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# all soup is homing soup
especially pigeon soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:56, archived)
# soup? Soup? SOUP?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Soup
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Potato soup?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Let's Agressively Soup until our enemies are defeated and success is evident!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Long live the Soup Revolution!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:47, archived)
# i'm a bisque separatist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Normally, I'd come up with a comeback pun.
But there's no way it could match that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:50, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Vive la rotating soup!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Some say rotating it at high speeds causes spillage,
but I say, fuck it, wear a bib.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:51, archived)
# personally
I enjoy the soup that is at the high end of a simulated gravity well
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Playing Wip3out
I'm a bit envious now
(I helped save b3ta! JimM, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:53, archived)
# I too am playing Wipeout HD tonight
Extra pad purchased: Check
Lots of booze: check
Food: Check
Women: FAIL
Friends: Check
Sleep: Fail
Trying to get 70, yes 70 perfect zones in a row: FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I'll see you on the track you bounder.. *dons anti spack glasses
*may contain plastic bottle bottoms
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:50, archived)
# End of day doodle.
Misuse of science:

Nite nite :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Hip!
She is no lunatic, she is a genius.
Now is she's gonna pounce on the girl?

EDIT - I think Maxi is quite the cute one.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# ah cenaris
so predictable
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Haha
repeat offender?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)
# devoted fan
is the title he goes by

but who can blame him, with JJ's material
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# JJ's like some kind of mental Pied Piper
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# as in he attracts the loonies?
Fair enough, i'm pretty fucked up.

Then again, i prefer his spider and scorpion comics to his sexytime pics.
Real women for me
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Sh*thouse was pretty funny too
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Didn't JJ have a yiffy lady fan on b3ta
and it looked like she wanted to put on the squirrel suit for him? And she was actually pretty good looking?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Lies.
She can't possibly exist.

outside my dreams
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:31, archived)
# you worry me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Don't blame me.
Blame JJ for making Chloe the borderline nympho.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# you are responsible for your own mental yiffage
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I hope he has a licence for that
Mental yiffage carries 6 points and an unlimited fine.
Yiffing can harm yourself and your baby!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Sometimes I do worry myself.
Then I just shrug it off and do somethin else.
...................
...No, not that sort of thing!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# of course, cenaris
because you would never do anything like that
:D
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
#
D:
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# :/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# :\
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# |:
(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:23, archived)
# |:|
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# :|:
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)
# :=
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:29, archived)
# (:)+<
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:43, archived)
# 'nite JJ
bewbs are always a welcome end to the day
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# or at any time of the day, infact...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I feel bewbs better enrich my working experience
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# zounds!
where can i purchase such a formula?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:10, archived)
# LIDL
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# not aldi?
damn, it'll be a couple of months before the new lidl opens!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)
# have you tried plant-tits.com?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:18, archived)
# address not found.
DON'T TOY WITH ME, MAN! my boobs are shrinking by the second!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Have you tried new infflat-a-pap?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:35, archived)
# they don't inflate enough
i'm used to having zeppelins, not bouncy balls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:37, archived)
# night boyo
damn you and your british conventions
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# *steals formula*
*emails everybody in the world offering them said formula for their penis... twice a day*
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Ehehe
That sounds so strange.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Sounds like the stoners perfect night in to me!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)
# You have
a QI generator? Was it by any chance made using PHP and GD?
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I could tell you.
But I'd have to kill you afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:19, archived)
# haha, at least have a different picture,
with clive anderson and rich hall or something!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:20, archived)
# oooOOOOOooo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Nice melons !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# that is a triumph
make a note.

BREATS!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# when you say 'will be at the Birmingham comics show Oct 4th'
will you be attending as a member of the public or as talent?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:13, archived)
# he's ninjering someone elses booth
and throwing paper at people who get too close
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:14, archived)
# It's going to be far too late for us to book a spot there
but maybe, hopefully, really hopefully, we might be there next year.

As a comic, like, not as punters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Hopes JollyJack doesn't mind.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Needs more tits
oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Growth formula for plants?
She'll need that bush trimmed.
(Wize, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# a pig in a cage on antibiotics
:D


woo :)

couple of compo's too late though :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# You are late!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Well thats just very good.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:08, archived)
# that c*nt shares my birthday :(
/although this is good, fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I like the way it gets stuck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Here's a quick 'Ninj' hug to all you lovely b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Domo-Ninj?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# don't want a hug from a ninja no matter how cute
i know the fuckers gonna try and break my neck.

but thanks for the offer :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# does do much does it?
WOO YAY HUGS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Awww what a cute little chappie
*steals*

Edit: Yum Gingerbread!

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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Reflection!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Leave me alone!
Damn heckler!

edit: fixed just for you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Yum . . . Ninjerbread !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Hehehe
bindun:P

but woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# *hugs*
*is stabbed by hidden throwing star*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Waves bubye !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:09, archived)
# haha
Ellipsis...crew...strikes again!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:52, archived)

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