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trees can make workable makeshift paintbrushes

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connor, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

I love your style.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)

thanks

it would have been better had i spent more than 2 minutes on it.

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connor, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

Sometimes quick ones are the best though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

avoids /ac reply

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

I really hope nobody uses giants for military purposes in these trying times

I'd rather be a defeated nation that did the right thing.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)

Bloody giants...great artists

but no respect for the rainforests....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

I so love this... There is something about the style that is outstandingly brill!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

works for me

woo

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

beautiful :)

click!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

Mutually assured custard...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

thrustard!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

THRUSTARD!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, custard

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

IF IT LOOKS LIKE CUSTARD, IT ISN'T CREME ENGLAISE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

Not as easy to distinguish as you may hope

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)

As I understand it, you just have to look down on people that question you.

I AM A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

AT LAST

a workable solution to the middle east problem.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

magic.

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

HEY B3TA, HOW ABOUT I JUST TAKE AN INTERNTET SHIT INTO ALL OF YOUR MOUTHS:

DISCUSS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)

consider yourself flamed

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

OH HELL, I AM SO TOTALLY THE KING OF FLAMING OUT ALL TROLLS.

INTERNET TROLLS, I LAY DOWN THIS GAUNTLET:

TROLL THIS INTERNET AND I WILL FLAME YOU OUT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

Oh Herro Prease

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connor, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

OH GODDAMMS IT CONNOR THIS IS THE DANGER DUEL.

DO YOU COMETE?

YOUR OPTIONS IS:

1 - COMPETE IN THE DANGER
2 - DIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

END SCENES: YOU DEAD. WHAT DUMB????

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)

i feel like i'm playing road rash and i have lost my bike and i have decided to run the race instead

do you ever feel like that.

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connor, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

sometimes in racing games if I have a big crash that destroys the lead I built up

I'll drive around backwards and fuck up everyone else's race as much as I can until the whistle blows.

is this what you are referring to.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

sort of

in roadrash you have nunchucks though as well as a bike. its all pretty hazy.

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connor, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

I think you also had a chain

a chain is only as strong as its weakest link, youknow

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

I think you might be confusing road rash with skitchin.

does this dissolbe the current confusion.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

Hahahah, I'm suddenly reminded of the Danger Mouse episode "Custard"

outstanding :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)

crumbs!

That is pretty woo :D

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pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

i'm dont think i have said before how much i like your cartoons

woo

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connor, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)

And ditto

right back atcha.. :)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

did you have a different style before these illustrator type ones ?

i cant remember. it's a really good/unique take on the whole stick man thing anyways.

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connor, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

Not really

it's just my day to day doodle pencil style that I decided to try in illustrator one afternoon...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

I like this

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)

It's a well known fact that that's what all the Live 8 money went on!

woo and 'ningles 33.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

SHUTUP RIVERSHIT YOU SO SHIT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

hahah!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

Bindun only better?

Thought as much :(

Just wanted an excuse to use this odd cloud. Why, do you ask? Dunno.

'Ning, btw!

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

if it's just a random cloud you took a photo of, then the chances of it bindun are very slim

Otherwise, a little seamy but I get it.

'ning!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

Arf and ta

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

Odd cloud?

This is b3ta, dontchaknow...

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

I am ashamed

I cannot yet produce purple wobbling willies. I have not the skilz. (See above)

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Neffer Vossent rues the day, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)

hahah brill.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

I dun a politkal coment:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

Oh buggeration...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7666660.stm

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Ninj, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)

Ei seigh old doctor chum, would you like an organic biscuit? They're most delicious.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)

yes please

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

*elevenses*

we're only a few minutes early.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

indeed

I just had a lion bar

I'm starving!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

I haven't eaten yet

I had 16oz of steak yesterday.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

are you digesting languidly in the savannah?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

I wish I was.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

hahah

mmm, steak

I had scrambled eggs on toats for dinner last night

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)

they've just cancelled all catering for internal meetings

no more biscuit hoarding...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)

he should have asked Thatcher instead

"Dear Lady Thatcher - we have a vacancy for the role of Davros's mum. Would you consider auditioning? We'll give you a cup of tea and a copy of The People's Friend"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)

HEY B3TA, YOUR SHIT IS WACK:

DISCUSS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

My shit is brown, not wack.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

Brown, lime, fresh and heron flight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

I haven't seen a lot of heron flight

what is happening in that circle of the woods?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

Naked devilry. It's all gone a bit Loach.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

Nay, my shit BE wack, foo'.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

I have an australian accent, using 'be' in that context just isn't natural.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)

Nay?

you're all updated on the hip hop lingo.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

Verily, blood.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

not BAD meaning BAD

but BAD meaning GOOD

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

he'd make a better doctor than tennant.

gee it's been ages since i've said that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

*puts up dukes*

I have heard bad things about new doctors, and I can't complain because it's technically a spoiler, if it's true.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

pfffffft, what precisely makes him so good. he wouldn't know a jelly baby if it bit his arse

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

Nom, that's what makes him good.

That and I actually think he makes a good doctor. Frenetic, a bit loopy, lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

im frenetic a bit loopy and i can technobabble correctly. I don't have hordes of women following me around

although, only one of them would be truly worth being followed around by.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)

Well I'm all for you having a shot at being the doctor.

You regularly confuse the shit out of me with maths, so you've got the cleverdick bit down.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

hum, ok who's the bird gunna be?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)

'although, only one of them would be truly worth being followed around by.'

Presumably whoever you're referring to here.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

yay!!

she better suck me off in the new series.

*gets out long scarf*

yes, i am enough of a nerd to have one, and a tardis picture on my wall.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

tennant blows cybermen for loose change

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

very nice

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

"so you're a cyberman...

that's fascinating. And what do you do? Marvellous".

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

*living room lols*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

:D hahahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)

He's all over the shop now he's got those damn skates!

previously

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

The lions are going to have to get Wile E. Coyote on his ass

or his zebra. It's all horse family to me.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

2 tails.

heh! woo!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

That's his licence plate!

Damn forgot to remove it off the second layer:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

hehe :)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

Hahahah

I like this!

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

Haha you loon

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

bloody menace!!!1! *click*

what is my scrabble score?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

9 loser:P

But no one's picked up get that everyone scores zero due to their names being proper nowns:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

Mine isn't :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)

Actually it is

trellis wouln't be:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

Nor mine.

And I get a "Z", too.

Morning, everybody!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)

As with Trellis

Enzyme is, enzyme isn't:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)

Neither is mine

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

IT's a username

SO by definition it is, so ignore everything I said above. We're all Scrabble fails!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)

YOU'RE A USERNAME....

So nerrr
etc...
:D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)

And so's my wife!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)

since when are the glyph, hyphen and the solidis on scrabble tiles?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)

K-5

B-2

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

that's nine not seven. or is each b worth only 1?

/unfamiliar with scrabble

Ed: Didn't you have 7 originally?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)

I had changed your score earlier.

And you can have glyphs, hyphens and the solidises on a scrabble board if you use the blanks and a marker pen!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

and how much are they worth as a score?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)

17!

I am eight better than you. Gruntfuttock is at an impressive 47!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

A week ago next Thursday

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)

so last Thursday:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

hahahah! Hooray for Zooming Zebras! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

give him an ASBO!

nings

freecycle post of the day:

hi there if eny on has a doble buggy that they dont want plz could i have it as im in desprat need of on thanxs

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

spelin ftw

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

Maybe it was the infant that wrote it!

Terrance needs no ASBO! He's bringing joy to the world with his gayer skates!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

How does he cross roads, though?

With a spoonful of irony?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

Stop, Look and Listen obviously.:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)

Is that Delft?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

Looks like the square next to my street

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

"Hello old lady, this is my Willy."

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

Portable Killer Whales - surely this is the future for aquatic mammals?!

hahahah, awesome!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

Hahahahahahah

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

haha lol love it!

moar celebrating!!!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

Ethel?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

....

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

pffffft

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)

ha ha ha

very woosome

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

interestingly (and I'm using the term fast a loose here)

one of the guys who started the Big Issue is a local MP (perhaps MSP) and I have termed him GIANT NIGE ... because he's called Nigel and his surgery has a huge picture of his smiling face on the outside.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

sorry - that wasn't interesting at all

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

GIANT NIGE!!!!!

I GET IT!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:O)

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

yeah

his head's BIG

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

Hahahahaha

I'm very interesting too. However, stupid people don't seem to realise this.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

I know - plebs

they'll all be sorry when they realise.

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)

Gishooooo

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

Mogadishu

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

hahahaha!

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

They'll make good blankets for rough sleepers

Woo!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

arf!!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

'ning it's my birthday!

Please celebrate by showing your willy to old people.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)

happy birthday

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

thnx! happy candleday!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

*shows willy*

happy b-day Donkey! :)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

"willy's back"

merci

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

Happy birthday Flonkey

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DogHorse plop, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

thnx

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

Happy Real Day day!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

thnx!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

Happy One year Older Day

I can't wait for mine....
*grumbles about being old*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

I'm 25, hope this makes you feel bett0r

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)

Me too :)

This really IS like being back at school, working out how many months older or younger you are than everybody else

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

11 fecking years!!!!!! :(

*olds*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

You're only 11?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

But he says 11 to all the girls ;]

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

11 is a nice age for a girlfriend

no std's, and less hair when you muff dive

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

You never know, alot of them are maturing alot earlier these days

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

true :-(

my 11 year old girl next door had big tits

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

I was...twenty five years ago!!!!!!!!!

That makes it a lot worse!!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

I wasnt born 25 years ago,

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

Why? 25 is a great age. I feel like having more sex, earning lots of cash

and showing my willy to lots of old people

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

I wasn't complaining!

Though it is the first year I've really felt that nagging sensation that I should be DOING THINGSTM

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

Get married

have a child
buy a home
get a dog
get a cat
get a pet rabbit
buy a big tv
buy a stereo
get on vacation every year

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

Yes thank you

I'm 31 in Novembrrrrr

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)

happy birthday :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

thnx prod

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

Ooh, happy birthday sir!

Good moorning Floppy Donkey
Good moorning eveerybooodyeee

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)

'ning `

thnx!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)

many happy well dones

... I'll show my will to someone later thanks.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

thnx

I'll bet the oldies will love your willy

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

Happy birthday FD :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

thnx!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

Happy older day

But do I need a reason to show my willy to old people?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

there are no rules about showing your willy to old people, so go ahead

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

happappy birth anniversary FD!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

merci

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

Happy burthdae

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

happy mundae

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

I'll try to celebrate as you suggest, but I don't hold out much hope...

have a good one, though.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

don't have any old people in the region?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

they won't want to see my slong.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

Happy Birthday matey

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

thnx old bugger

*shows huge willy*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)

*celebrates*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

Ning Board

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

Argh!

It's not Hallowe'en yet!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

Everyday is Halloween

nIng V

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

HIPPY BATHDAY!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

yay

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

oooh!

happy candle day :D

woo!

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

It's not going well, is it?

*ponders*

I still say me for PM, it can't be any worse than the current one. I'll use b3ta as a think tank.

Edit: Sorry, I'm captain slow today. Happy b3taday, lovely freeblybeebly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

*votes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

You shall come in most handy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

Excellent!

What can I do?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

Loll about at the front of number 10 advising people of their small amount of worth

whilst dressed as Byron and fanning yourself with a delicate fan fashioned of gossamer thin petals. We'll get you a new one daily.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

*salutes*

Will do skipper

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

Wonderous. I'll get you an opium pipe.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

I have a spare

next to the laudanum in the cupboard.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

Excellent news, chancellor.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)

oooooh

*finally a position of power NOW they'll ALL pay laughter*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

*votes*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

Hooray!

How does one go about becoming PM? Is there a fast track option?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

Yes, but you'll need some power tools

And my assistance.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)

I like the sound of this.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

*stands as opposing candidate*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)

*shits in voting box*

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

no write in candiates allowed.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

You're Australian

... and you have to take an 'I can speak English' test before they even let you into this country

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

Which seems a lot of effort to become a barman if you ask me.

*ducks vegemite and wallagaloolas and all that sort of thing*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)

what's a wallagaloola?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

I have no idea.

Is there such a thing as a dollawagonga? A ballomaloora?

This could take some time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

those things only make sense

in Hawaii i believe

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

No, that's hatunas and kahawiis.

Don't even get me started on honowallatikis.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)

dollawagonas exist. they are cheap cars that belong to italians

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)

arf!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

don't forget that they're mostly shit at it

Australians tend to make shit barmen...

you want more than a thimble full of beer? you DON'T was 50% head?

What's this ALE stuff?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

Good chaps, they tend to be, friendly sorts. Shorts in winter though. Silly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)

yeah

I have loads of really lovely Aussie mates and they're great.

Good travellers too.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

Running in flip flops would be an olympic sport for them

I have no idea how they manage it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

HAHAH!! they don't last very long here.

"YOU FACKING CANT!! I ARDERED A FLAMIN BEER NOT A FACKIN CAPP-A-CHIN-O!!"

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

To be fair

all you've said there is that the Aussie barman can't tell the difference between beer and milky coffee.

Having said this, I've seen lots of Brits on holiday. Sometimes I despair of them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)

they can't! that's why there are all these pikey backpackers pulling beers here!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)

Oi, one of those pikey backpackers was my drummer for a bit

although I don't think he tended bar. He did work on a celery farm for a bit though, and hit a big spider with a shoe.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

if my parents had married, i would be a british citizen and would not be up the shitter in terms of postgrad scholarships

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)

Marriage is for squares. daddio.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

it's fucked me over completely :(

fucking selfish hippies. i really feel like suing durex for my existence some days.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)

You can't get much more opposing

than actually being upside-down, though.

(

DogHorse plop, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

Burn the witch etc.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

it's ironic really, as the majority of the population can't speak english properly.

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

*votes*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)

Good man, have a free tricorn and cutlass.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

huzzah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

I'm actually quietly hopeful of how things might ultimately turn out

... everyone seems to be coming around to the idea that being feckless greedy tossbags might not be the best way to run the world for everyone's benefit...

Also - they're looking for a way to monetarise 3rd world forests at the moment, which is a pretty fucking good idea.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

erm... sorry

*votes*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

You're damn straight, *votes*, that's right.

Could go either way, although I approach any political decision with a large amount of cynicism.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

as well you should missus

... but - like I said - I think we're in powerfully strange times and it could result in an actual difference in the way in which things are done.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)

My best friend is a conspiracy theorist (esp. world money markets, we live in Rothschild country)

so I'm a bit edging towards the side of sinister and shady dealings. Fully prepared for insidiousness. I hope I'm wrong.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

I agree that those people in power

are by definition out to fuck over most of the rest of us as quietly as they can...

I just think the markets have given people a sound spanking

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

"monetarise third world forests"?

Is that like in H2G2 where they decide on using leaves as banknotes?

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DogHorse plop, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

nope

it's where they find ways to give money to less developed nations to disincentivise them chopping down the trees.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)

d'oh!

Silly me.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

*vetoes*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)

Upsetting.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

you know I like to be different

*Ovates*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)

I'm not sure you can help it

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)

I do

*ovulates*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)

Happy Candle Day!

*readies gun*

*blows hole through screen*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

*dies of bullet wound*

and THAT'S the real power of the internet!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

HA HA HA HA

ha ha ha

:D

this glees me out to fuck!

I'd forgotten how much I despise that smug looking face...

this is awesome!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

happy b3taday :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

ning freebs

and a happy b3taday

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

have a crappy b3ta day.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

hahaha

Happy namefireday 28!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

Happy <Insert occasion here>Day

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

Happy Penis Replacement Day!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

should be a post card!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

I think we're missing a niche in the market here

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

Happy Got Out of Bed Slightly Later Than Usual Day!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

arrrghh! A ghoulish gordon and a pop-up tony..... Creepiness!

Happy candleday!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

Erk!

Also: happy candle.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

Happy b2taday feebs

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

ta Wesal

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

Happy B3taday!

& woo!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)

I is made a postcard

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)

Is it for 'Happy Bereavement'?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

*leaps upon with great and glorious gusto*

Have some free alliteration, seeing as it's you. I am a busy shrew today but later I have offerings for the great god of image.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

*enhugglifies!*

Hello Pickle!

Sorry, just doing catch-up from last week, email up the wazoo...

I shall look forward to the sacrifice to the great god of image.

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

Wish you were here?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)

oh.. ta!

I wish you were here too :)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)

a tasteful 'artistic' postcard

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

Hahaha

/If I had a dog that ugly I'd shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

it's not his arse though :)

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

I know:P

Plus I rudely forgot to woo 21.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

so long as she can cook eh?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

Greetings from Swindon?

top stuff MAIOF!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

thanks :)

how are you?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

I'm doing well, good sir!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)

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Ian Woosnam, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

Hahahaha

He has a scary mouth. Have this roasted pea from yessirdee:

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)

ningles missus

have I said that I'm liking these? You should remind me to sometime...

how was the weekend?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

Good nings, dear.

An exciting weekend, involving my calling the rozzers because of a man tossing in the street while staring at ladies, and a landlady that was in full knowledge of it.

Also lost 3 new DVDs due to drunkeness and general failure, but good fun. You?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

I spent much of the weekend in the clink

AS WELL YOU KNOW!

:D

nah - it was good thanks. I have super secret plans for doing something productive one day maybe and I've been progressing them this weekend.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

Hahahaha

Ooo - super secret plans!

*envies and curiouses*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

it's not that great

but I'm keeping them secret due to my lack of confidence in them actually coming to fruition.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

h-h-hhh-ha :D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

Very nice!

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

Happy good morning everybody!

I'm going home now, because I am a little bit poorly...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)

this is too loud for a monday morning

/hangover

woo!

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)

I concur

Yet I have no hangover

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)

QUICK!

drink this

*hands over 2 litre bottle of blue cider*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)

you're supposed to drink it

not stare blankly at it...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

Ah, apologies

*quaffs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

Aaaaw. Well they seem happy to see you go!:P

woo.

Get well soon 22!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

*pokes with stick*

what's all this counting letters in people's names mullarky, then - eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)

observe the sig

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

Ah, the old 'I'll put the explaination in my sig' trick, eh?

an eejit I am

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

Read the sig 47

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

As I said to Chancellor Metternick at the conference of Strasbourg:

"I should have read your sig"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

did this pic give you Cancer or something

... :D

Like it? Click it! Click for Peace.

also - I hope you feel better and I am filled with genuine sympathy for your predicament.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)

bye.

we're on a three day weekend here so thanks for the party frolics.

get better soon.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)

I have a three day weekend every weekend

(

ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)

that's why [insert name of your country]

is such an economic powerhouse...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)

PAAAAARRRTTTYYY!!! top stuff :D

and hope ya feeling better soon!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)

Phwoar!!!

I bet that tastes salty!
:D

(

ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)

get well soon

shirker.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

Yay!

GWS!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

Ahhhh!

Unexpected basset hound!

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

Morning happy post it art :)

Only using cheapo post-its that are the wrong kind of yellow. You'll just have to take my word for it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:59, archived)

Yay for arts!!

And Tesco value Post-Its!!
Happy Morning!!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)

Heh heh, how did you guess?

Happing morningtime :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)

Dulux should market 'Post-It Yellow'

Ningles Mrs T and ninlges all!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)

'ningles 25

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)

They charge extra for that yellow you know

Ningles :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)

*scorpiglees*

'ningles Mrs. 7

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)

7? 16 actually

Unless I've completely misunderstood?

EDIT: ah, I see. Wake up Trels.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)

Actually if you included the Mrs it would be 12:P

That's why I called you Mrs. 7:P

EDIT: hehehe. I'm not playing scrabble with you:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)

You shouldn't

I beat Archie once upon a time. Once.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:08, archived)

lol

I'd watch out! I once got a four letter word!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)

:) In fairness I thought you were calling me by my stats ranking

I hadn't read your sig

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)

*tisk*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)

I wouldn't

she's relentless!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)

Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)

I wish I got the time these days

I miss my work time scrabble!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)

Scrabulous is gone

And the replacement is SHIT. You're not missing anything

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)

Damn it!

I guess I can leave the save scrabulous group then!
:(

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)

Yup, they took it down a while back

No consultation or information, nothing. Wouldn't have known it was gone if the beeb hadn't put it on the news

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)

Hello happy scorpion!

Hello Mrs Trellis! Is this a normal or GIANT MUTANT scorpion?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)

The source was a green scorpion

But I think it was normal size. Dumbass scanner resized the damn thing

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)

woo for post-its

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)

This is not just a Post-It note...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)

I approve of post-it woo

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)

Quick, squish it! or just poke it with a stick until it gets angry!

top drawage; 'nings Mrs T!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)

Brandy on the back

Then it'll kill itself

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)

Post-it art!

100% win

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)

Cheers squire

Was it speaking to you that inspired me into this again?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)

I'd like to think so...

t'were that tootheyeggtree attacking the Millenium Dome what did it...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)

And he would have got away with it if it weren't for those pesky b3tans

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)

It's a fair cop guv'nor

*other cockney phrases upon being arrested*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)

Heh heh, cockney cockney or Van Dyke cockney?

/watched Mary Poppins at the weekend blog

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)

Eastenders cockney

OI! TRELLAAAAY!!!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)

Wos goin' on?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)

Arv bin arrested but ah aint dun nuffink!

yuv gotta ge' Phiw naah!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)

Phiw? Wos Phiw gonna do?

I'll get Bi-yanc-AAAAAAAAAAAAH

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)

Spiky...

'ning

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)

Ning BHW

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)

*yawns*

*makes more tea*

Monday again? Curses...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)

YAY!

I missed your post-it art!

(

ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)

Ah yes, the joys of losing your job

No office supplies to purloin!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)

Losing your job?

ALSO: I have some post-its near me right now.
I have ANIMATED on them!
In one of them, a guy's head turns into an olive and someone says "MMM OLIVES" and plucks it off and the guy dies.
In the other, someone farts and flies up into the sky, but then he runs out of fart and falls to the ground and cracks his head open.
Then a wolf eats his face.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)

Yes, lost my job back in December

The job that let me spend countless hours on here anyway. After that came temping, where they are not so forgiving.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)

Aww *hugs*

So how's everything for you now, DoctorDonna?

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)

Goodly

I have baby and the house to myself as Mr Trellis started his new job today. And I have post-its and a pen, so going to try and get back into arts-habit

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)

Yay! As long as you don't get mauled by a bear, everything should be fine, then?

As that would be very bad.
Hmm.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)

Bears round here are all hibernating now

It's the camels you have to look out for

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)

I rode a camel once.

We were in Lanzarote, and the one behind it with my mum and her [then] husband on it drank the wee of the camel my sister and I were sharing.
Then it burped in my stepdad's face.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)

Did some kid burn your neck?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)

No, but my stepdad somehow managed to put sun cream everywhere except where his hand was.

Meaning he was fine except for a red handprint on his thigh.
How we laughed.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)

blergh, it's almost bedtime.

*pets the scorpion*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)

It is? Off to bed I go then

*makes cocoa*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)

i'll be there in a minute, so don't start without me.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)

Verily, 'tis a bonnie Scorpion

Nicely, ma'am!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)

Oh, I thought you were talking to me then!

I agree, it is a lovely scorpion.

'Ning JPG, 'ning Mrs Trellis, 'ning b3ta! :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:27, archived)

hehehe

Caught you out there :-)

Are you well, IVV?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)

Yes thank you!

I am a bit sleepy though. I think it may be the time of year - it feels like I want to hibernate :)

How are you?

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)

back in harness

~~harness~~ the office, after a few days off unwell, but I'm all coffee'd up and getting back into things this morning.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)

Take it easy

with plenty of b3ta breaks and it'll be fine! :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)

Ningles Ivy :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)

ningles

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)

Thank ee lovely :)

See what you mean about the finale - so when's season five?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)

As you said -damn writers strike...

It's not been announced as yet.

Time to start watching The Wire or The Shield.

*gaz for details ;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

Nooooooo, can't get addicted to anything else

My sister's got me into House, I'm never going to get ANYTHING done!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)

You're allowed.

*checks the rules*

Yep, it says so, right here.

*points at book of rules*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)

Oooh, leatherbound and everything!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employees' health.

Ningles Missus

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)

Ningles Prof

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)

you had a nice weekend?

how's the ankle biter?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)

Very good ta

Yummy food, good telly, free lunch with my folks yesterday :) Ankle biter is asleep, husband is at first day in new job, I have tea and b3ta - life is good :D

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)

it all sounds pretty

idyllic in Trelly land. I hope manwife's first day goes well... I remember I fell asleep on my first day of Primary School and I had a wee kip on my first day in my very first job (they gave me my own office with a lockable door and a very comfy leather sofa... mmmmmmm)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

I'm impressed by your sketch-skills.

nice work

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)

KAY DUBS!

*high fives*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)

*high tens*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)

WEEEEEEEEEEASEL!

Immobile? What? How? Why? Whence?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)

Back injury.

Not serious, I just feel like I've hit old age too eaerly

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

Morning /board!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:44, archived)

Suck you little shit!

:D

Nings!

Edit: Also I saw Rob Rouse do stand up last night, he was cocking hilarious

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)

I recognize that name

Is he relatively new, I may have seen him at the comedy cafe!
:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)

He was really good,

He said he called his dog a bellend, that made me laugh to no end!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)

I just had a refresh on youtube

I've seen him on telly a few times, he is ace!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)

Hahah yays

'ningles all

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:46, archived)

'ning RG!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)

'ningles 16

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)

Hahahahahah! brill! Is that really a can of chocolate fudge?

'ningles all you crazy and/or insane b3tans!

*edited so as not to exclude RG :D*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:46, archived)

Yes, yes it is!

'ning
:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)

hahahah, uber-tooth rot!

where can I buy some? :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)

I'm not crazy!

I've worked too hard at insanity to be just crazy!
'ningles.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)

hahah, fixed! 'ning rg

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)

thank you

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)

Monkey beer?

I am tired and hungry and I have lectures :(
How are you all?
*edit: How rude of me! 'Ning!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)

Tired and waiting for cayke!

but sadly at work.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:51, archived)

Ah, special-day-happy-time cayke?

Or plain ol' shitty cayke? My sympathies for being at work.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)

Just my daily cayke!

My colleague's just pulled out a nice big banana cake so that'll do for now.
:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:55, archived)

I am tired, I got woken up by a fire alarm in halls,

And I dont even live in halls!
But I have no lectures today, just a doctors appointment :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:51, archived)

a bit tired,

but sitting in the office doing very little work whilst watching Willow, so it's not all bad :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)

Nothing like watching a load of midgets

to start your day, eh?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)

If I had enough disposable income, I'd hire a troop of dwarves to do umpa lumpa type songs thoroughout the day in the office

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)

This mental image pleases me.

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)

ningles!

and ningles all!

I've had it with all these monkeys going for anything other than Monkey Beer™

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:56, archived)

Choco-fudge in-a-can™ is now the drink of choice over Monkey Beer™ in 8 out of 10 simians, a recent survey said...

'nings medi!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:59, archived)

'ningles sir!

Bloody monkeys don't know they're born!
:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)

chocolate fudge drink?

no wonder monkeys are the mental.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)

Don't really fit compo, but...

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:59, archived)

But isn't Brown the guy who's coming up with the European strategy for economic recovery?

EDIT: Sneaky pea from the weekend.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:45, archived)

Anyone who thinks there's going to be an economic recovery anytime soon is stupid.

Especially if Gordon Brown is the one in charge of it.

Giving more money to cunts does not solve the problem.

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Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

Monster Month - 13th Oct - Chinese Dragon

(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:31, archived)

Awesome work.

Very pretty. I AM REALLY GOING TO SLEEP NOW.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:33, archived)

This is all the woo

Great job

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:34, archived)

this is just an all-around excellent series. kudos to you.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:37, archived)

He did the month.

He did the monster month.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:56, archived)

Very nice.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:03, archived)

Super stuff

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:03, archived)

Particularly woosome.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:26, archived)

damn, that is too awesome!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)

scottish tapeworm.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

Hello? HELLO?! WAKE UP B3TA YOU SHIT. THERE ARE ZOMBIES. ARGH.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 6:55, archived)

rar.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 6:55, archived)

AGENT MUU, PLEASE TELL WE ARE THE LEMON THAT I'M NOT TALKING TO HIM

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 6:59, archived)

>:(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:03, archived)

gronkpan isn't talking to you.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:27, archived)

NARDS.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:28, archived)

i'm guessing he's rather anxious to ask you how's your day and whatnot

how's your day? and whatnot?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:34, archived)

fascinating.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:13, archived)

rar rasputin?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:00, archived)

rar monster rarrrr

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:37, archived)

I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT WE'RE ALL AWAKE AND LOGGED ON, WE'RE JUST NOT TALKING TO EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 6:59, archived)

SHUSH YOU, YOURE DEAD.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:00, archived)

OH HAI I AM AWAKE AND DOING WELL

I WAS IGNORING THE BOARDS BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD AND MADE MYSELF A NEW PROFILE. KTHX.

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:09, archived)

OH HAI.

I LIKE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:18, archived)

I WAS READING. AND HAVING SOME SOUP.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:22, archived)

I AM GOING TO SLEEP.

G'NIGHTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

^LOL ITS LIKE I WENT TO SLEEP WHILE WRITING. ROFFLE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:24, archived)

ROFFLES AND SLEEP WELL WATL

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:31, archived)

"THERE HE IS! GET HIS NUTS!"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:28, archived)

I haven't b3tad enough recently.

i'm going to sleep now.
i like your zombie.
can you draw a zombie duck sometime?

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Cae1, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:24, archived)

I WILL TRY.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:28, archived)

thank you!

GOODNIGHT

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Cae1, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:29, archived)

*AKK*

SHITTY ZOMBIES

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:34, archived)

OH SHIT ZUMBEES

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:03, archived)

i was busy living life's funtimes, sorry i missed the zombieparty.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:02, archived)

hhahahahaaaaa.

www.somethingawful.com/d/awfulvision/godtube-tribute.php?page=5

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d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:04, archived)

SIO

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)

LIKE A CLOWN, FUNNY?!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)

yes.

he's a funny guy with the jokes and the pizza.

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d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)

this is pretty funny too.

www.b3ta.com/talk/5539601

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 6:03, archived)

Underneath the mask we discover that it's actually Liberace, arisen from the dead.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:12, archived)

Also, am I a tosser for loving the layout of this site?

www.chiptune.com/

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:17, archived)

Mmmm Amiga workbench.

*drools*

Amazingly well designed, I was honestly surprised and impressed that it wasn't Flash, but I can't imagine it being anything other than a nightmare to actually traverse.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:19, archived)

that rapes my brain

/never had an Amiga

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:32, archived)

didn't look at the site

but tracking FTW!!1

impulse tracker used to rock, i might download it now

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 6:10, archived)

yes! long live liberace.

he's like dracuala, yes?

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d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:18, archived)

YES

And he made his lover get plastic surgery to look more like him.

I respect that.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:24, archived)

if i was gay i would do the same thing. who wouldn';t enjoy fucking one's self?

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d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:26, archived)

If I travelled back in time and fucked me up my own ass

would it be gay or would it be masturbation?

THIS QUESTION KEEPS ME AWAKE AT NIGHT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:30, archived)

that depends on whether you told yourself about it.

AUTODRUGRAPE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:33, archived)

And when I have my moment of realisation, do I travel into the future or the past to get my revenge?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)

wouldn't getting revenge on a future or past self be pointless.

if you want to get revenge on yourself just drink a lot or move to australia.

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d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:48, archived)

You have a valid point.

I might go buy some beer and sit in the park for a while. The sun is shining.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:55, archived)

PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE, FUTURE ME

Ok, see you all in an hour or two.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:05, archived)

have fun.

im going to kick m future self's ass with bad food and ruin all her relationships.

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d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:09, archived)

eat something high in cholesterol

seal the deal

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 7:47, archived)

Travel into the past and send the you then forward to just past you.

Return to present, wait to that time, and then have a threesum with yourselves.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)

i always thought it would be the same as masturbation,

TIME/SPACE MASTURBATION.

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d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)

there's a book called "the time traveller's wife"

where this happens. guy hangs out in his bedroom with a younger version of himself. things get interesting. in walks dad who now thinks his son is gay.

the truth is even stranger ....

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 4:58, archived)

isn't there also another story called like "we where zombies" or something

where the dude goes back in time and becomes a woman and fucks himself and gives birth to himself? dudes seem to think about this shit alot.

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d d, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:11, archived)

Yep, golden age science fiction was filled with it.

Yet somehow, with access to time travel those authors
could think of no one, other than themselves, as of any
interest to their characters. Masturbation themes all.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)

I think I killed the board by leaving

SORRY GUYS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 6:49, archived)

Sounds like something Robert Heinlein would have written

during his incest-obsessed latter years

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fuscous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)

hey!

i'm waiting for the library to loan me that. i just put it on hold a little while ago.

spoooooooooooooky....

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)

*night terrors*

eep

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:02, archived)

uhmmm

tom's rhinoplasty ?

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OneOfSome, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:05, archived)

I fear this.

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 6:53, archived)

you sick bastard.

all you mask perverts ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)

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